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>>2639166
thank you

i bet it came out black

> Cool dad Bryan will never be your dad

His dad is miserable, his mom is miserable, his in-laws are miserable, his brothers are dead, he's from a shitty place, he's not remembered fondly...it's just in his genetics

>grew up in a family that relied on Professional Wrestling to live
>many people close to him go into drug addiction, severe depression and die way too young?
>Boytoy Shawn Michaels and his Kliq politic to get their way spitting on the traditional way you grew up and become hugely successful
>Got fucked when he left the WWF
>Owen
>Went to WCW (even though he really didn't want to) and it killed his passion for wrestling
>Concussion
>Stroke
>Retired
>Pretty bummed out as a result of looking back on his whole life

>>2639165
>>Pretty bummed out as a result of looking back on his whole life
Why? He had a really good career and made a lot of money

X-Division legend, "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash

>>2639036
You mean quad division champion

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There is only one correct answer

Shibata vs American dragon last man living match WHEN

Whats actually wrong with him that he cant?

what if vince depises him so much that he is lieing to him

>>2639016
>So it all depends on how I feel my health is, and how my wife feels my health is.
might want to ask some doctors rather than your hippie wife

>>2638946
Deano has at least two more world title runs left in him

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>>2638985
You mean he'll fight El Patron for the WAW title?

Because he's the shoahstopper

>>2638892
Jews love money and Shawn Michaels is an anti-draw

>>2638892
Because he's just a sexy goy and not your goy toy

>>2638884
PUNK'D

>>2638884
Noelle is taller than Phil? Gross

>>2638884
How many times has Philip fucked her?

Ah, the last words of a man about to do the job to make the expensive Japanese guy look good.

>>2638873
He just need to like cut his hair and change his gear already. Needs to stop dressing like a rejected HBK and he might actually get somewhere again. I feel like he's actually stiffing his own heel run this time.

>>2639008
Yeah, I feel like the things that kill him are of his own making. The Fame-ass-er is a great finish that he never established as a killer move because he changes his finish every match. His whole presentation makes me feel like Jim Ross should be introducing him as the "New" HBK, and that's almost completely on him. He takes great bumps, but he takes them the same way for everyone, main eventer or jobber.

Does anyone really blame Vince for using him to get guys over?

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The total package is an empty bag now

based flexy lexy

>>2638833
I miss the Hulkster, when is he coming back?

>dad joins another fed

YOU CAN CALL THIS THE NEW FAMILY ORDER OF THIS HOUSEHOLD SON

>>2638824
>WHY GODDAMNIT!? WHY!? YOU SONOFABITCH!! WHY!? TELL ME WHY!!

She didn't cheat on him, did she?

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>>2638715
I heard a rumor that Jimmy Ocean is sleeping with his tag partner's wife Sweet Saraya

>>2638723
Steph fucked Jericho and Kurt Angle then finally settled with Haitchetty

It's lifeless and boring, just like the rest of the product now.

Mauro is an eternal geek and I can see his disregard for the un written rules of working for the WWE cult pissing off Vince, Kevin Dunn, Michael Hayes and other agents.

I'm upset that he's gone but I'm not surprised. The writing was on the wall when they brought in Tom Phillips, and that was long before the JBL stuff.

Nah based big hardon Tom is doing fine

Who is this?

Tan /fit/ Michael Cole?

looks like a Mexican Cena.

the only thing I like about him being in a title feud is that he isn't Randy Orton.

>>2638598
>while making valid social commentary
>literally making diversity a villain in the current year
based big poppa poo

bottom 3 wrestlers in the wwe, his match against boreton will be well below 3 stars.

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To this...

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>>2638559
To this....

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>>2638564
...To THIS!?