If I were a wrestler this would be my theme.
My finish is the fallaway full nelson slam (fuck Rowan)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogHeqgmoYBU
>>2639485
I'll be in the wwe in your lifetime.
Just wait.
>>2639485
Based Malmsteen working guitar smarks for 30 years straight
>>2639503
Malmsteen is god tier.
>finally broke down and got the Network
>feel kinda dirty
>first thing I watch is Judgement Day 2005
>reminded of the time Kurt Angle tried to rape Booker T's wife
itsallworthit.jpg
Anything else I should be watching?
Summerslam 96, Mania 5, Mania 17
No Mercy '99 for the Hardys vs Edge and Christian. It's the first ever tag ladder match and the crowd has no fucking clue whats going on for the first few minutes, but the whole match is based as fuck
>>2639425
>Wrestlemania 14
>Any Nitro from 1997
>RAW 565 (the very first draft lottery in the peak of ruthless aggression era and one of the best RAWs ever - MARCH 22, 2004)
Why is she so perfect?
>>2639291
>she
She isn't, she's just cute
cringe
this is now a charly thread
How over would a wrestler with a mumble rapper gimmick be?
>>2639289
>white rapper
holy fucking CRINGE!
thats basically enzo's gimmick except enzo manages to be even gayer
>>2639299
Enzo is very articulate and doesn't mumble much at all
I'll start.
Miesha Tate
/thread
Daria Berenato
>those tan lines
muh dick
>Business
>Destiny
>Savior
>*wrestler compares himself to God*
>Face of the company
>Revolution
>finna
>seething
>cringe
>>2638911
> AA 1... 2... 3
> SPEAR 1... 2... 3
Is Bayley a bad role model?
Carmella looking like a fucking SNACK
yes, she needs spankings
they should stand on my dace, with their toes firmly in my mouth
>The Rock running for President is a strong possiblility
How many more votes will he get than Trumpetty?
he's a republican
>>2638698
>registered independent
Why are people who complained about Trumpetty having no experience creaming their pants for another celebrity with no experience to run? Also, Rock said he was Republican years ago, so...
>Last Week: 2.3
>This Week: 2.34
http://www.showbuzzdaily.com/articles/showbuzzdailys-top-150-tuesday-cable-originals-network-finals-5-9-2017.html
KEK /SMACK/ IS STILL BREATHING WHILE RAM IS DEAD AS FUCK
>>2637755
Nakamura is the next face of the company, anti-smarks on suicide watch
APOLOGIZE
you're welcome lads
Hey anon, come play Persona with us!
I dislike every one of you
>all the black weeb wrestlers are friends
>youll never also be their friend
>playing a shit nip game with anti draws
rather be dead desu
I WANT TO FUG LACEY EVANS
>>2637255
Prove it via cum tribute pic
>>2637258
>Cum tribute pic
>>2637255
absolutely disgusting
>Universal champ is Canadian
>future WWE champ is a Canadian poo
>United States champ is Canadian
finally we Canadians aren't a joke anymore
>>2636802
Don't forget Kenny is winning the IWGP Heavyweight Championship next month!
>>2636802
Singh Bros win the tag titles, they're Canadian too
>NXT Champ is a Canadian
>so is one of the NXT Tag Champs
Give him a new finisher
I'd suggest his crucifix power bomb but he's too weak to deliver it to anyone larger than seth
reverse tilt a whirl front flip tombstone (with theatrics)
Replace the superman punch with a really good clothesline.
>in twelve days
Gay Cops aint getting their hands on the Hall Pass
>Gay Cops win
>BPP wins
Where were you when Wrestling was fucking saved?
>>2636592
>Implying the heels won't hold on to the title for the EBIN debut of the New Day
I can't fault you for dreaming, Anon. But I can't let you kid yourself.
What did he even intend to do, just vacate the title before leaving the WWF for WCW? I get that not telling a wrestler what the real outcome of his match will be might hurt their feelings but idk if Bret even thought of at least dropping the title before leaving the company.
>>2634165
Worked himself into a shoot
>>2634165
He was going to drop it the raw after according to him.
He told Vince he'd drop it the RAW after Survivor Series. He didn't want to drop it in Montreal at a big 4 PPV.