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>>2669177
doesn't seem to have worked

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ding-dong diddly

>>2669177
I wish, goddamn I wish.

What did Nash say?

>>2669117
Ur mum

He's good. KC's problem is they ran out of interesting and bitter wrestlers. Most of the newer shoots, like Hornswoggle, have been awful.

>>2668967
Thank God for the White Race

>>2668967
>real athlete
>dresses casual, knows he's legit
>""""profesional"""" """"wrestler""""
>wearing a suit like he's a big shot and not a poor actor throwing himself at the ground so rubes can clap and cheer

>>2668995
exactly why I'm embarrassed to come out as an E fan in college

NXT crowds are cancer

>>2668845
what the fuck are you greentexting

>>2668845
>"lit"
>doesn't know how to greentext
gtfo and go back you fucking loser. you're not from here

>>2668768
she's fat, short and autistic
just like me

Shes so beautiful. Better than those fake plastic whores on the main roster. and do t reply to my post with negativity or else.

/thread

>botch machine all night
>pissing everybody off with her WOAT title reign
>popularity is gradually dwindling to zero
Yeah, '''''''''''perfect''''''''''

she's the anti-roman reigns

working the anti-smarks into a frenzy and has charisma

>>2668676
It's literally one overweight /pol/ virgin shitposting.

>>2668676
After seeing her tonight I'm starting to like and appreciate her work
It's time for a celebratory fap

Didnt sign after reading the script. Vince Mcmahon wants him to come out as Michael Cole's long lost son

Literally who?

If everything is right with the world, he remains with NJPW and ROH. Can you imagine the pop he'll get if he returns and attacks the Young Bucks and Marty during the G1 in Los Angeles? Literally everybody is being worked, every single person in the wrestling community is under the impression that he's hopping on over to the WWE. Would be an incredible swerve if he ends up re-signing with NJPW and ROH instead go continue his program with Omega, Marty and the Young Bucks.

Amazing

the asuka spammer is op and he is still a big fat mess

>>2668644
this

And UFC has great attendance. The average IQ has increased over the years, people don't have low standards for their entertainment anymore so of course "wrasslin" is going to get left in the dust.

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>>2668588

>New Japan Pro Wrestling's much-anticipated July 'G1 Special In USA' events in Long Beach, CA, sold out shortly after they went on-sale Saturday even with no official card announced.

>The two shows, set for July 1-2 at the city's Convention & Entertainment Center, were paired with meet and greets which are also sold out. The arena will be set up for just over 3000 fans with ticket prices ranging from $30-$150

No, you idiot. Wrestling isn't dying. No one enjoys WWE anymore. People are desperate and yearning for alternatives, explaining why tickets sold out for NJPW-USA in under two hours. They could've EASILY sold out a building of 7,000+, if only those gooks would've hadn't have made such a mistake and booked a larger venue. Wrestling isn't dead, WWE is a fucking horrific product. Although I admit tonight's NXT show was killer. Shame about the small crowd, though.

>>2668588
To be honest in a post capitalist society I am not sure why we do not have PPV's where our super max death row inmate fight to the death. Nobody gets a pardon, but they earn their family (and probably their victims families) some money.

Psycho Killer vs The Man That Gravity Forgot when?

Based CHAMPa making wrestling great again
with a questionable knee injury aswell

>>2668561
You can't market a shirt that says "psycho killer" to children, so never.

Watching NBA playoffs. What happened?

>>2668535
Clenching said heart tryingto fight back tears

>>2668535
The right kid died tonight.

The Randy/Bray match at WM and House of Horrors were much, much worse.

>>2668511
they could actually go a minute without botching and didn't ruin their finish

kek even the instagram marks and pajeets are shitting on her. she's finished

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>>2668227
Asuka sucks dick you faggot, she cant wrestle

>>2668237
of course she sucks dick you MASSIVE FAGGOT

>>2668255
she sucks the wrong dick, she sucks sweaty fat uncircumcised dick that hasnt been washed in 4 weeks shes a desperate slut oh my god you are so fucking uninformed you weeb

They're not even a combined 12.

>>2667978
Why do you virgins have to make it about sex.

Wrestling is about the performance, not attractiveness.

>>2667978
Sasha: 7/10
Becky: 6/10
Charlotte: 5/10
Bayley: 6/10

There were 2.

The most important was that pretty ambitious finish. Nikki wasn't supposed to kick out. Or Ruby wasn't supposed to look up so ref had to count to 2.

And one more with mistiming. They had several really difficult spots to do and they did them well. It was disjointed, but the reason for it was because there were 3 of them, not only 2.

That ''''''match'''' was a disgrace to professional wrestling. At least Botchsuka was finally exposed once and for all. She's done after that trainwreck.

>>2667988

Sorry, but she's not "done" until she fails on the main roster

This is NXT. Nobody gives a fuck about botches/fuck-ups on NXT.