Literally nobody asked for this, not even indians wanted Craphal to win.
And of course he had to cheat to win, those 2 fuckers are Maryse tier in terms of cringeness.
Is this his master plan to make me like Roidman?
>literally "that other guy in 3MB"
>even Drew McIntyre had some prestige from his early days
>he's now a world champion in the largest pro wrestling promotion in the world
What the fuck did you just say about based maryse? Also sex please have it
>>2677967
>And of course he had to cheat to win
What gets me is that not only are you worked all to hell, but you're even a big enough mark that you get salty when a heel "cheats".
Protip: Jinder didn't even win by cheating. Randy just got so caught up beating up his entourage that he gave Jinder time to recover.
Cheating would be if the Singhs attacked him while the ref wasn't looking. That didn't happen.
>Born to late to explore the earth
>Born to early to explore the galaxy
>Born just in time to see The Maharajah win the WWE Championship
Feels fucking great bros
>>2677919
Good for canadian indian market.
>>2677919
I mean at least it's something new
I'm genuinely happy for the poos. The Indian fans seem to be the most passionate WWE fans and don't complain as much as the fucking obnoxious metaloving ironyloving American fans.
>flippy shit doesn't dra-
>ospreay shows his move
>all mark the fuck out for the move
>lizetty shows her "finisher"
>crickets
top lel
>>2677826
Because Reigns is attracting all the dimes.
When's he going to get over?
I'm scared, bros.. I'm scared they might lose faith in him and make him a jobber
he fucking sucks dude lol
Besides part timers, he's the biggest draw. He's not going anywhere
>>2677738
Ramen is done for
Would you let Alexa Bliss dominate you?
>>2677710
Yes I would let her take a shit on me then shove a steak up my ass she is by far the hottest Diva on the roster
Being sub is for beta male cucks and women
I want her to choke me until I die.
Cena should beat Jinder because America is a superior country and Cena is an all-american hero and Jinder is a shit-skinned terrorist anyone who disagrees has autism.
YOU JUST KNOW that's what's going to happen. But I'd rather see Cena face someone like Roode or Itami who will both hopefully be up by Summerslam.
>>2677711
im saying thats what should happen not what is going to happen, knowing wwe he will drop it to that Jap Nakamura or some shit.
>>2677711
>roode
he still has work to do in NXT
>itami
possibly but his injuries are a factor to either promote him before he gets hurt again or keep in in NXT to see if he can last.
>Orton breaks character
S E E T H I N G
>>2677689
BASED ORTON BREAKING SHITSKINS NECKS
*grabs own shoulder to pretend his grimace was pain*
>>2677689
Orton really gives 0 fucks man
Also, what the fuck was that? Why didn't he RKO them?
>tfw you cancel the network
tfw when you only got the network trial for wrestlemania and then cancelled it after the event
Actually keep your convictions longer than a few months before you start posting "FUCK THIS COMPANY".
>>2677727
Didn't know Kaminoans had black folk
According to Big Money Meltz, when people found out that the main event was Orton vs Mahal, Backlash ticket sales dropped by a lot.
Big Poo draws NEGATIVE DIMES.
Based jinder working Chicago so hard they can't even bear to attend the show
>>2677683
Yep, that is definitely the objective of a pro wrestler.
>>2677679
Not dropped so much as stopped selling completely
What sets Charlotte apart from all of her female counterparts, and most of her male counterparts, is the fact that almost every single movement she makes in the ring is worth watching regardless of whether it's an actual move. It doesn't matter if she's doing a Flair chop, or a kick, or walking to the other side of the ring, or putting a rest hold on her opponent, or lying on the mat after taking a move, or even just gloating to the audience/her opponent or thinking about her next move. Everything she does is meaningful and has visual artistic value.
This is rare even among male wrestlers. Charlotte is in company with the likes of Undertaker, Lesnar, HHH, et. al. You are fortunate enough to be living in the same timeline as a once in a lifetime speciment like The Queen - you should spend every waking moment being thankful to God for this.
>>2677652
>you should spend every waking moment being thankful to God for this.
Thank you Based God
She's actually a man.
>>2677652
And yet she still hasn't got anyone over...
>Never had a 5 star match
When will he come back to have a GOAT dime-drawing 5-star match with AJ?
Both guys have to be really good to have a five star match and Rock is too old to do it now.
>>2677612
Hopefully never. Kinda sick of seeing him come back, be an attention whore, then disappear again
I'm kinda curious, what is Rocky's highest rated match?
https://twitter.com/tripleh/status/866654000640294913
What did Triple H mean by this?
>>2677516
BASED.
When is he gonna sign Based Big Knives Manju?
>Cricket League
>India tour isn't until September
So is Jinder holding the title until then?
Who draws the most dimes on the main roster right now?
>>2677408
Jinder
>>2677408
CM Punk
Roman Reigns
>"waaaah! Why do wrestlers play video games and legos now?! Why can't they have drug and alcohol abuse problems so they can die in their 40's like 'real men'?!"
You really are pathetic, /asp/.
Have sex now
>projecting
>>2677401
didn't know Ferg listened to based Nasir Jones
Is he the biggest flop since Roman Reigns?
He'll be WWE champ within the year.
>>2677358
BBDWTOP
>>2677358
>Roman Reigns
>flop
pick one