At a house show in Ypsilanti, MI.
Who shit in the ring?
>Who shit in the ring?
>Jinder and the Bollywood Boyz are standing right there
The bollywood boys took the meme too far
How is everyone not falling over?
>Finn using a microphone edition
first for FIGHTAL
I'm surprised they let a foreigner on the mic desu
Why isn't based Cesaro in the main event?
When is the last time talent got this much of a rub?
*cuts the exact same promo in the exact same cringey way for the 1,342th time*
You can say this about literally everyone on the roster.
>>2679257
just like the entire roster.. the difference is that Bray actually knows how to cut a promo
3 HOURS 7 MINUTES LEFT!!!
tino sabbatelli on ram when
Just kill me now senpai
>>2678803
Just attend an ariana grande concert.
Hi all
Just in case you've missed it last night, here are the results for the following:
> /asp/ Predicts... NXT TakeOver: Chicago
> /asp/ Predicts... Backlash 2017
> /asp/ Approval Ratings - Bonus Question: Who is the /goat/ WCW Champion?
First up NXT TakeOver and with 5 matches to predict we have 22 cleansweepers! Fun note, TakeOvers: Toronto, Orlando & Chicago all have had 22 cleansweeps.
Next is Backlash, this time with only 4 winners. But those 4 guys did predict that Jinder Mahal would become WWE Champion #50, very well done.
And finally the approval ratings. The results were all very close this time, but Sting was confirmed to be the /goat/ WCW Champion for /asp/.
Did they?
If you mean make a big poopy? Based on their faces, yes
Because you can't mean sex...since one of them is an ugly woman, and the other one is Bayley
>>2678532
Finn is legitimately non memeing, autistic and Bayley is immensely socially awkward and this comes across in her shit promo work as she forces all of her life energy to attain one drop of charisma.
They are very likely both people who would wait for someone to make the first move or have someone make them make the first move. The result is neither would wind up getting with the other even if the attraction was there.
>>2678532
Yes. It was extremely obvious during that period last year where they were rolling around the ring together and hugging constantly during house shows
What does /asp/ think of Scott Keith?
>>2678476
Who?
>>2678492
My wife's son.
He's a complete idiot.
So it's agreed? From now on when we see a sudden clear case of roiding in a current WWE jobber/midcarder, that means they have a major push/title run coming up, right?
In retrospect, it was so obvious he was winning the title. We were all wondering why this dude started roiding, veining and back acne-ing all of a sudden. He knew well in advance. Vince told him to get ready.
I'm sure it has nothing to do with the Indian market WWE is trying to tap into.
Based Vince
>>2678435
>I'm sure it has nothing to do with the Indian market WWE is trying to tap into.
Well duh
Don't you think Vince also told him to do what he needed to do to look more legit since his Indian market-based push was coming up?
Why all the wrestlers that are fan favorites are heels? WWE should turn them to faces and use them to build more heels.
Because the writers have no idea on how to book faces, the best booked homegrown talent in a long time is Braun Strowman and he's a monster heel.
>>2678369
cause today's babyfaces are family friendly
>>2678369
Because the WWE can't do babyfaces anymore. They either want them to be like Daniel Bryan or John Cena.
Or they don't even try, give them terrible promos, 50/50 booking and no one gets over.
Being heel is generally easier, specially in terms of promos, so they can still get over.
I miss him already bros
>>2678293
MAYBE
>>2678336
Please have one more title run in ya
Goldberg vs Braun at Wrestlemania next year please Vince
>F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S
>crowd doesn't make a sound during the silent part of of theme
>it's so quiet that you can literally hear her feet sliding against the ramp while she moonwalks
every fucking time, jesus
what would you do to get people to give a shit about the princess? having ellsworth as her hypeman has been helping a lot, but it's not enough apparently
Drop that garbage gimmick theme
She was her most over (post-guido valet) for those couple weeks when she dropped her terrible accent and was dropping truth bombs on Nikki
I want to be that doughnut
D R O P P E D
>>2678204
>I'm a Nigger
SEFF'D
Is that a Seff wig? Wtf i love Bailey now
You have 5 seconds to name your favorite wrestler of all-time, or I fucking shoot. Go.
Misawa.
>>2678050
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin
Masada from CZW
This is a site full of militant Wrestling buffs: sad little bastards who live in their parents' basements, Trading what they believe to be inside info about Wrestlers they despise yet can't stop discussing and also using the same record player sayings thinking it means something to someone.
SEETHING
>>2678042
SEETHING
Dave Meltzer seems unhinged lately.
He just hasn't seemed the same since Vince Russo started his Castrating the Marks series.
Dave's recent anti-Jinder rant didn't make any sense. He claimed without any evidence that Jinder's push is just a marketing ploy to make money in India, but in reality, Jinder's big push is because Vinnie Mac is super high on him.
The guy is even starting to turn on his favourites like Nakamura. Russo was more positive on Shinsuke's debut than Meltzer was for fucks sake.
Vince Russo has really gotten in his head.
That's like saying someone hasn't been the same since a mosquito started buzzing around their head.
Hi Vince.
But seriously why would Dave care about what someone who's hated and irrelevant as Russo says to the 10 people who listen to him.
I've seen a lot of russo posts around here lately. Is he doing something again?