You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Well...
>almost cripples a person
>looks directly at hard camera and starts laughing uncontrollably
is orton legit psychotic?
>>2676391
not being able to tell a laugh between an oh shit i fucked up facial expression. great autism fag
>>2676391
He was cringing
He will get so much pussy tonight from the divas
Probably fucking Renee as we speak
>>2675022
No, the Maharaj is pure
which diva will the maharaja choose?
So, how long until he walks out?
He would flop anywhere else and he knows it
>>2674991
he legit on suicide watch now
>>2674991
>Walks out
and does what? Bingo halls? He'd be shit in the indies because he can't even do a somersault let alone a basic flip.
Bray is doomed and always was.
Based KO saving the night with some heel gold tonight
>>2674986
im just waiting for this fat fuck to have a dancing gimmick, become a jobber, and get released 3 years later
>>2674986
that kike is so annoying too THANK YOU BASED KO
>>2674986
To be fair I did find him pretty fucking funny on that.
I don't usually rate him at all, but the Talking Smack section has made me like him a little bit.
You're mad now, but give it time and you'll realize he will be one of the greatest heels of this new era
>>2674982
Smarks said the same when The Miz won the WWE title
>>2674982
hes only 30. his rookie years were spent being relevant on the card whilst jobbing. people know him. he has heat. i think he shouldve been a mid card champion first and worked into this, but it isnt as bad as bo dallas or curtis axel just winning it, they have no appeal
>>2676390
And we were right. He's the best intentional heel in the company.
>post yfw big poppa poo saves the ratings by drawing 1 billion pajeets to Smackdown this tuesday
>>2674974
>mfw his first defenses will be against one of the Bing Bong Bings in NXT in a Which Market Can We Shamelessly Pander To Harder Match
Vince needs to find a Mandarin wrestler to challenge him and the WWE is saved.
>>2674974
I don't think India counts towards the ratings in the United States.
>mfw this ppv
Literally every match had the wrong man win except for Nak vs Dolph
I know it's practically
>WWE presents seething on pay per view
I was pretty worked by the Owens/styles match, styles better kick his fatass this tuesday
Tag team match had the right ending because the feud they want is Usos vs. New Day and even if you don't want that feud, Breezango immediately winning wouldn't do anybody any favors. That tag titles don't have a lot of credibility and need to stay in one place for a while.
Owens/Styles was the right finish to extend the feud.
Women's six tag was the right finish to start building up Natalya, who they probably want as their top heel with Charlotte turning face.
Rowan probably should've beat Harper.
There was really no good option in Jinder/Orton besides maybe Rusev showing up and killing them both.
I am not salty over Owens winning, as I even have a KO hat which I plan on wearing to work today. . .
. . .however winning by DQ leaves a bitter taste in my mouth, well, briefly, as that DQ finish is beautiful compared to the poo of a main event. Also Nakamura didn't put on that good of a match I feel, at least not as good as it was hyped to be.
He was marking the fuck out over Jinder winning (seen in the highlight) Based Simon confirmed BLWG
>>2674947
we already knew the guy has patrician taste.
He is apparently a major minority shareholder in WWE.
>>2674947
He's based. I wanted Dolph to beat Nakamura just to see him happy.
How long will his reign last?
Depends how shirt sales in India go.
How long until the next PPV after the India tour?
>>2674909
>shirts
>india
>AJ styles and owens relegated to midcard title
>womens champ in a6 man tag
>sami zayn winning
>a literal jobber is now the champion
Is Vince trying to kill Smackdown ?
1.98 million viewers this week I bet
>>2674881
Why would he kill his own show doofus?
>>2674881
Did he LITERALLY job tonight?
Haha eat poop mark.
APOLOGIZE
>>2674878
kek
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2674878
lol, randy btfo
reminder that jinder is the 50th new wwe champion
>>2674837
Based
>>2674837
>The Miz
>Daniel Bryan
>Dean Ambrose
Never thought a foreign jobber would be a direct upgrade
>>2674837
if affirmative action was a jpeg
>SEETHING
Randy breaking character is top laff
Awful for the show but absolute comedy gold
>orton literally shooting when throwing the Singh brothers
Seething?
https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt/status/866492400776118272
Post actually important belts/trophies.
>>2674753
I can't, you already posted the most important one.
>>2674753
Based Yamato with the Open The Dream Gate Championship
None of them are important cause wrestling is fake and they're props to further stories, please seek sunlight.
Rusev still has his unsettled feud with Jinder
He is demanding a title match from Shane
Jinder is now champion
Jinder is a transitional champion that will lead to Rusev being world champion in the year 2017
God I hope so. Based RuRu needs his moment. No more forcing this lovable bastard as a heel.
>heel vs heel
How would that work? Even worse when both are anti-Americans. Vince personally dislike Rusev so no fucking way he becomes face, it's already too much he may have a chance of getting a title shot
>>2674773
>Vince personally dislike Rusev so no fucking way he becomes face
[citation needed]