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>>2978199
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!!!!

Dana is more dangerous to work with

>>2978199
The madman can't keep getting away with these memes

>>2978032
nu-japanetty's btfo

>>2978032

>TBBT is the most popular show on TV
>Liked by normies
>hated by spergs

Makes sense.

yuck

>>2977999
Well, this confirms that Shaina is winning the MYC. HHH is a cuck.

>>2977999
>>2977999
BASED MAN WITH A PLAN

the shoneys owner obviously

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Steiner

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>>2977989
Wrestling wins

>>2977724
>third hour saw a drop of 170,000
>Ramen featured in third hour
B-but he's saving the company.

>>2977724
BIG MONEY Roman

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>>2977724
FUCKING GOAT

How does he looks so old and so young at the same time

>>2977635
damn! Baron Corbin looks like THAT?

>>2977635
He looks so weird...

told ya they were all cringy redditors

The njpw samefag is only one and that's the fat spic

>E drones making fun of people watching mass produced garbage.

Glass houses and whatnot.

>>2977472

casual viewer*

>Wrestling
>Moreso Women's Wrestling
>No Stone Cold/Rock/Cena/Lesnar/HHH

There you go its that fucking simple, Casual wrestling fans dont exist

Wrestling

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>Owen Hart's career ended because fell from really high up and fucking died

>>2977446
kek

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>>2977476

>>2977426
>height starts with a 5
>tough guy gimmicks
they never should have been hired desu

No push
Just injuries

>>2977434
>tough guy gimmicks
>more injury prone than anyone else on the roster
lmao

>>2977415
it's fake brah, original is out there somewhere look for it.

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>>2977415

>there are anons so young that they didn't experience rewinding/playing/rewinding/playing until climax a VHS TV taping of Backlash 2000 at 5.45am GMT when Steph got shoved by Linda and her panties were briefly exposed

>>2977633
It's not a matter of being too young, it's a matter of not being autistic enough.

Burn what down, exactly?

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And I thought Corbin pandered hard to edgy 12 year olds.

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>>2977398
Man they really put effort into that one.

One new screamed line, everything else is unchanged.

What a terrible tattoo. Same for Corbin's stripper stars.

Someone should tell him to get a cover-up, this might turn into a problem down the road like Punk's Pepsi and Cobra tattoos, but unlike Punk, Braun would totally bend over and do it.

Braun is a Superman among Men so it fits

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>The Miz wants to become the 1st ever superstar to unify the WWE Intercontinental Championship and the WWE Universal Championship. His 1st step is to defeat Jason Jordan at Summerslam but before any of that ends up happening Brock Lesnar comes out and destroys The Miz, Bo Dallas and Jason Jordan’s opponent for tonight the Ax man.

>Sheamus defeated Seth Rollins w/ a Roll-Up. Last week this is how Rollins pinned Sheamus which leads to another fight between The Shield members and The Euro Pride.

>Dean Ambrose warns Seth Rollins to not be co-dependent upon him coming out to save his ass every week. Since Curtis Axel isn’t getting paid to wrestle tonight he gets downgraded to a jobber who according to profight goes by the nickname The Musketeer

>Braun Strowman is immune to car accidents. His body is built like that of a German Tank. A fight breaks out between Wyatt and Balor. Wyatt says “psh nothing personal” and teleports away.

>Dean Ambrose defeated Cesaro w/ a Roll-Up. This match felt like it went on for 100 million years and to end it like that. I get that Raw doesn’t have the roster to reserve right now so matches have to go long but fuck me I am legit not into Dean Ambrose. He’s so fucking boring.

>Several months ago; Enzo and Big Show essentially buried the shit out of Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows. Now that The Revival has been taken off the Summerslam card we need to stretch all our available Tag-Team options so The Good Brothers defeated Enzo and Big Show. Cass attacks Show and Enzo after the match.

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>Lince Dorado and Gran Metalik defeated Brian Kendrick and Drew Gulak

Not much to say about this match. Metalik and Dorado both did an insanely stupid and risky spot where both of them had to position themselves perfectly on the same turnbuckle just so they can hit two different moonsaults both of which were completely mistimed but Gulak and Kendrick are professionals and caught them both before they both killed themselves. Dorado then pinned Gulak with the SSP.

Other then that I feel really bad for the 4 men involved in this match

I love Drew Gulak but he’s very boring when he has to wrestle. I see so many preexisting athletes who wrestle exactly like Drew Gulak to the point where it doesn’t make him feel special. The only time I care for Gulak is when he is on the mic talking about how Cruiserweights are a disease that need to be eliminated. Sucks this angle only appeals to me.

Kendrick is only in this feud with Gallagher because you can just tell that this was the feud they were gonna dump Austin Aries in next and he probably wouldn’t have minded if they actually let him get the Cruiserweight Championship. You just knew that this was suppose to be a Nese/Gallagher feud which would have been around comedy angles like flexing.

Meanwhile. Metalik works 1 televised day a week wrestling literally only on the D-Show 90% of the time. Its almost considered a bonus to see him on 205 Live god forbid Raw. Dorado is literally a jobber. He’s essentially become the company’s new version of Super Crazy.

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>Apollo Crews defeated Kalisto

Excellent match. These two have amazing chemistry with each other but they both deserve better then what the WWE is booking them

Kalisto keeps getting booked like an even smaller weaker equivalent of when Rey was booked when he was World Champion. He wasted away on Smackdown working a program with Ziggler which is death to everyone involved now here he is on Raw getting squashed by geeks like Elias who don’t wrestle nearly as good as he does. They won’t even delegate Kalisto to be with the dumpster fire that is the Cruiserweights even tho its better then not having anything to do.

Meanwhile Apollo has similar problems. He went from a feud with Ziggler then a feud with Titus now Titus is his manager but now Titus couldn’t possibly care about Apollo because he has this angle with Apollo’s friend Towzawa. So does Apollo count as a Cruiserweight are we getting a future Akira vs Towzawa feud? Have we decided to make a shoutout to one of the most intense blood rivalry’s in NOAH’s history?

Neither aged

Goldberg was shit
Literally the Roman Reigns of WCW

>>2977295
Neat, the King of strong style with Nakamura.