kiwi6.com/file/2chcsksies >Neville comes to mock Titus,

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>The Miz wants to become the 1st ever superstar to unify the WWE Intercontinental Championship and the WWE Universal Championship. His 1st step is to defeat Jason Jordan at Summerslam but before any of that ends up happening Brock Lesnar comes out and destroys The Miz, Bo Dallas and Jason Jordan’s opponent for tonight the Ax man.

>Sheamus defeated Seth Rollins w/ a Roll-Up. Last week this is how Rollins pinned Sheamus which leads to another fight between The Shield members and The Euro Pride.

>Dean Ambrose warns Seth Rollins to not be co-dependent upon him coming out to save his ass every week. Since Curtis Axel isn’t getting paid to wrestle tonight he gets downgraded to a jobber who according to profight goes by the nickname The Musketeer

>Braun Strowman is immune to car accidents. His body is built like that of a German Tank. A fight breaks out between Wyatt and Balor. Wyatt says “psh nothing personal” and teleports away.

>Dean Ambrose defeated Cesaro w/ a Roll-Up. This match felt like it went on for 100 million years and to end it like that. I get that Raw doesn’t have the roster to reserve right now so matches have to go long but fuck me I am legit not into Dean Ambrose. He’s so fucking boring.

>Several months ago; Enzo and Big Show essentially buried the shit out of Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows. Now that The Revival has been taken off the Summerslam card we need to stretch all our available Tag-Team options so The Good Brothers defeated Enzo and Big Show. Cass attacks Show and Enzo after the match.

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>Lince Dorado and Gran Metalik defeated Brian Kendrick and Drew Gulak

Not much to say about this match. Metalik and Dorado both did an insanely stupid and risky spot where both of them had to position themselves perfectly on the same turnbuckle just so they can hit two different moonsaults both of which were completely mistimed but Gulak and Kendrick are professionals and caught them both before they both killed themselves. Dorado then pinned Gulak with the SSP.

Other then that I feel really bad for the 4 men involved in this match

I love Drew Gulak but he’s very boring when he has to wrestle. I see so many preexisting athletes who wrestle exactly like Drew Gulak to the point where it doesn’t make him feel special. The only time I care for Gulak is when he is on the mic talking about how Cruiserweights are a disease that need to be eliminated. Sucks this angle only appeals to me.

Kendrick is only in this feud with Gallagher because you can just tell that this was the feud they were gonna dump Austin Aries in next and he probably wouldn’t have minded if they actually let him get the Cruiserweight Championship. You just knew that this was suppose to be a Nese/Gallagher feud which would have been around comedy angles like flexing.

Meanwhile. Metalik works 1 televised day a week wrestling literally only on the D-Show 90% of the time. Its almost considered a bonus to see him on 205 Live god forbid Raw. Dorado is literally a jobber. He’s essentially become the company’s new version of Super Crazy.

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>Apollo Crews defeated Kalisto

Excellent match. These two have amazing chemistry with each other but they both deserve better then what the WWE is booking them

Kalisto keeps getting booked like an even smaller weaker equivalent of when Rey was booked when he was World Champion. He wasted away on Smackdown working a program with Ziggler which is death to everyone involved now here he is on Raw getting squashed by geeks like Elias who don’t wrestle nearly as good as he does. They won’t even delegate Kalisto to be with the dumpster fire that is the Cruiserweights even tho its better then not having anything to do.

Meanwhile Apollo has similar problems. He went from a feud with Ziggler then a feud with Titus now Titus is his manager but now Titus couldn’t possibly care about Apollo because he has this angle with Apollo’s friend Towzawa. So does Apollo count as a Cruiserweight are we getting a future Akira vs Towzawa feud? Have we decided to make a shoutout to one of the most intense blood rivalry’s in NOAH’s history?

Nobody cares about your opinions mate

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>Cedric Alexander defeated Tony Nese

I feel like you can use the term “Wasting away” to describe basically everyone currently booked in the Cruiserweight Division.

Nese got denied his proper feud with Gallagher because of Aries preventing that from happening since the original plan was going to be Nese/Kendrick vs Gallagher/Aries which would then lead to Babyface Austin Aries vs Heel Jack Gallagher. Nese is supposedly Vince McMahon’s favorite cruiserweight but its not like he is booked like the way Neville is booked where he feels too good for 1 division to contain him. He’s in that Chris Masters period back when Chris Masters was all appearance no substance

Alexander is warming up to me more and more each week similarly to how Apollo had that effect but what doesn’t help is he’s already a contender for the worst worked feud of the year with his year long conflict with Noam Dar who should only be considered to be the walking embarrassment of impulse purchases that have come directly from Hunter’s checkbook right there with Sami Callihan, Almas, and Michael Bennett.

Just fucking give Alexander the championship fuck Akira Towzawa.

Pretty accurate. How old r you? I'm 30, attitude nostalgia fag hoping for a glimpse of the glory days coming back. This reigns strowman thing is so shit, and Ambrose is awful boring. Balor should be on 205, how can this guy be considered for the same title Brock Lesnar holds I mean suspension of disbelief aside he's so shit and foggy. YMCA leather jacket WTF, Vince is trolling.

>>2977349
Yeah but he posts these so he's still Based

>>2977362

This is from the observer I should specify its from this weeks Raw.

>>2977366

Again from the Observer.

The paragraphs of text are essentially for those who don't have 50 minutes to kill. 70 if they don't care for the G1.

Observer didn't cover this but the rumor is The Revival have been completely taken off the Summerslam card

If worst comes to worst they might have to surgically fuse two angles together. They do the Ambrose heel turn during the 3-Way Tag and have either The Hardy's or The Club win or they have The Club win by pinning a nothing team like Slater and Rhyno

>>2977328
Post Julys Newsletters also based chad

>>2977545

It's free on the Observer webpage also they have it in the 420chan archives

>>2977582
I don't want to give Meltzer my money.

Doesn't archives only have WWE news and not full newsletter?

>>2977582
How is newsletter free on Observer webpage? they never post free.

>>2977418
>a nothing team like Slater and Rhyno
Fuck you Raw

>>2977603

It's not like they can have Enzo and Show work double duty the same night

>>2977625
I get that. I'm mad at Slyno being an after thought. Smackdown actually got people to care about Slater and his redneck kids and his double deck pool, and now they are just some undercard team

>>2977654
Smackdown completely gave up on Slater and Rhyno once they had them drop the titles

>>2977660

The idea originalally was they were gonna tease a Rhyno heel turn and have him join miz's group as the enforcer

Slater would then have to work his way thru all of Miz's goon's to earn an Intercontinental Championship oppertunity

>>2977328
based chad poster