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Rakesh Kumar Orton.

>>2981437

Because the E pays him off duh.

>NU Drones seething that their shitty basedtaker rip off and doesnt draw as big as your random WWE undercarder

how does it feel to know that you'll never have a workhorse like Randy Orton in Japan?

>>2981017
God look at him.

IT Factor incarnate. He just screams dimes.

Manlets, that's what a real superstar looks like.

T H I C C

>>2981017
punchable face

>WHITE
America was a mistake

>5' 8"
No wonder he killed himself

>yfw Eddie was the same height as Neville

>say shooters don't draw
They really don't. I mean, they drew big for a while when early-MMA like PRIDE and Pancrase was really, really big in Japan but the novelty of it really wore off by the early-00's and trying to keep pushing all that MMA-hybrid stuff nearly killed NJPW.

>>2980826
Takada was a draw tough, the same with Ogawa

Hashimoto was a draw, He could draw against a fuckin' broom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf78v6Fa9vI

That piece of trash isn't worth the Toys R' Us aisle it's stacked upon.

Undoubtedly, but of course dumbass smarks love it

>>2980743
I watch both shows, and NJPW makes their top title feel way more important than WWE. Especially lately with the two titles on two brands, one being held by a (deserving) part timer who wrestles 5 times a year, and the other being held by a career jobber for the sole reason of pandering to a new market.

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>>2980719

>Y-y-you scared right E-drones. Please give me a (you) and reply to my console w-war thread

>>2980639
would mark

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>>2980647

Thanks for the bump, E-drone!

She's grown on me desu

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>>2980948
She was based last night

>>2980948
Me too. Apart from her horrific ebonics dialect, but that's not even her fault, she was just born into it. Seems like a nice girl. I'd love for her to get some elocution lessons / language coaching.

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IT'S HAPPENING.

It's all starting to make sense now, isn't it? He's gone dark on Twitter since the end of May. The event taking place in Chicago, Illinois, in the biggest crowd and quickest sellout in ROH history. The company he started with, the company he helped build, he has come back to boost it to newfound heights alongside Kenny Omega and the Young Bucks. This is what a HOT product looks like, E-drones. This is what a product ON FIRE looks like, E-drones. Take a good, long look. You scared yet?

I wouldn't say that, but he's making ROH relevant for the time being at least. Though ROH has unknowingly just been a proxy for NJPW to gain a foothold in America and once they expand on their own, ROH is dead. ROH doesn't draw without NJPW.

wow... being this much of a delusional fucking mark.

TJ fights off being parapalegic with every odd twist and bump against his spine, all while wishing he can still wrestle

You can catch him on twitter now easily since he doesnt' do much else than cashing nattie's checks and tending to the cats.

probably not, but i imagine its tempered by knowing just how much worse it could be

He was forced into early retirement, rarely sees his wife and has to live with knowing she's getting fucked on the road. He's probably miserable

based meltz working the smarks into paying him six figures a year

>>2980160
Brock is booked for September, he's not losing

>The 8/20 SummerSlam lineup looks to have pretty much the entire top of the card either finalized or strongly hinted at.

>The main event has Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns vs. Braun Strowman vs. Samoa Joe for the Universal title. The story behind they are playing with the idea that if Lesnar loses the title, then both he and Paul Heyman are quitting WWE. The idea is that Lesnar would then go to UFC, even though he really can’t until next year, and the story for “insiders” is they are doing the four-way to get the title from Lesnar without him having to do a job or that he’ll do the job because he’s leaving and they need to put the belt on somebody else. And there is the argument to get the belt on someone else so the champion could be on TV more regularly, but also to use the equity of all these years of Lesnar being put over to finally give Roman Reigns that big win to establish him as the long-term No.1 guy in the promotion.
>As far as the finish goes, the attempt is very strong to keep this one under wraps, so it’ll be interesting the last day or two when it comes to the odds. The story as it is said right now is that nobody on the writing team, no producers, and no participants except Lesnar (whose deal is that he knows everything well in advance) will be given the finish until the last minute. Between Vince McMahon and Heyman, they try to play the realism and brutality game in Lesnar’s matches at times, like the first John Cena match or the Randy Orton match where Lesnar hit them up with dangerous elbows to bleed, or when Lesnar would hard way himself on purpose to get blood as well, which would not be allowed for anyone else.
>The only thing we know is that Lesnar and Heyman are with the company at least through April, no matter what the outcome and storyline that follows the match.

Based Vince continuing to working the boys like he did when Brock opened Randy because too many of his "writers" are indirectly giving away finishes on betting sites

Has there ever been waifu bait as obvious as Bliss?

It's just cringe to watch her do anything knowing she was only put there for fatasses to waifu over.

I want her feet in my mouth

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>>2980050

reminder that she has a shoot 6th toe on her right foot

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>>2979978
Another good case

If they'd done this instead splitting them up, it would've drawn.

Except Based Big Dog is in the main event picture getting reaction every time.

It's just Deanetty and Jasethy getting anti-pops.

No argument there

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>>2979929
OP here sorry posted wrong picture. Heres the WOAT

>>2979929
>this actually happened

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>>2979621
So Savage, he may as well be the Macho Man

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>>2979621
FUCK

>>2979637
cringe