>Has been around for 15 years but still isn't a backstage politicking faggot like Cena
>Shits in diva's bags
>GOAT legend killer gimmick
>If you were to build a sports entertainer from the ground up it would look like Randy Orton
>Hasn't given a single fuck in over 10 years, yet is still massively over with the crowd
>RKO is STILL the most over finisher
>Right-wing political beliefs
>Recently outed as a FootCHAD
No, i can't name a wrestler more based than Orton.
I like randy orton, OP!
>>3064436
Why is the current WWE locker room so based?
Lmao a roster full of nu-male cucks
Welp, back to New Japan
>>3064348
>>3064348
My baby sethie is 100 percent right, there is nothing wrong with that.
Sorry guys, Charlotte is all mine
That ding-dong diddly you, OP?
>>3064337
Yeah, but I'm not telling which one I am
>>3064320
She likes aj styles.
Why is Shelton looking so big now?
Got some of those BIG POPPA POO roids
>>3064113
Angle lost a couple of inches when his spine got superglued together.
Shelton has always been too tall for the crazy shit he pulls off, but now the rest of the roster is considerably smaller, so he ends up looking like Big Show next to Gable.
What did he mean by dis?
na na na na na na na na na hey hey hey goodybe
>see you in cuckculture
Which one of you fags was this?
Ruru heading to based GFW
In an interview with Fan Buzz, Cody Rhodes spoke about Kazuchika Okada, comparing him to WWE’s Randy Orton. Here are highlights:
On Marty Scurll: “I don’t think people realize how good of an addition to the Bullet Club Marty was. Marty represents this whole U.K. boom in a nutshell. When you look at Marty, the hard work, the attention to detail, the character, the costume, the just flamboyance of The Villain. It brings an entirely different edge.”
On The Young Bucks: “They’re a completely different experience. They have a psychology that is unique to them and it’s polarizing. And when people try to copy it, it’s just wrong. They’re the only ones who can do it.”
On Okada: “I hope people understand what I’m saying, but Okada is the most WWE superstar I’ve ever wrestled. He reminds me of a Japanese Randy Orton. He is aware of every camera that’s on the floor, it’s almost as if he’s aware of every heartbeat that’s in the building.”
On The Revival: “They’re the absolute worst. I have a three-prong, three-tier, three-word approach to the Revival. All that aside, I really do want to see what it looks like with the Young Bucks and the Revival in the ring. I think they’d have a great, great, great match.” http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2017/0825/630553/cody-rhodes-reveals-which-njpw-star-is-the-most-wwe-superstar-he/
Cawdy is the perfect example that if you feel WWE is treating you like shit you should just leave
>>3063689
If he had said
>Randy Orton but not made out of fucking glass
I'd have given him at least a C-
>>3063689
>CAWdy jobbed to both of them
What did he mean by this?
What's this move called?
I think that's a Blue Thunder Bomb with theatrics
the nine ereven
>>3063672
Inverted Bingo Hall driver
"I take no great pleasure in saying “I told you so,” but if you’re a professional wrestler and you keep hurting opponents and or yourself, clearly you’re doing it wrong. I wrestled a very realistic and physical style and not once in 23 yrs did I ever hurt one opponent ever. Seth Rollins needs to improve his technique and become the safest wrestler in the business. I have great respect for Seth. I believe he’ll improve and hopefully stop hurting the talent before someone gets killed. Wrestlers have to trust one another. If a wrestler holds the life of another wrestler in his hands for the sake of his family, wife or children you plain and simply cannot drop it!"
"I saw this coming, if anything WWE producers are negligent for not speaking up about it to him already, instead they’re probably gushing with joy, slapping him on the back telling him “great job!” Bill Goldberg was similar. When I think of Samoa Joe nearly killing Tyson Kidd, then see him continuing to use that deadly finish of his, I just shake my head. It’s not real, it’s only supposed to look real, wrestlers are not crash test dummies!"
He has a point.
>>3062913
Pretty solid take, but has Joe used the muscle buster since Kidd got hurt?
It sucks he doesn't have an impact finisher and is restricted to a rear naked choke, which should be 100 percent safe, but Seth's leg got fucked up when rolled on when the clutch was applied, demonstrating that things just happen sometime.
What kind of impact finisher should Joe have?
>>3062913
Based Taz, you bretter believe everything he says here. Kid's got alotta hart.
>>3062913
Why are you trying to make it look like Taz said those things when they are Bret Hart quotes?
>Alexa Bliss is the hottest Jewess in Wrestl-
>>3062817
she looked hotter on the MYC bracketology as a supreme GMILF
>>3062830
No
Based titslut pimping the Nitro cologne that Heenan said smelled awful on the air.
>I’m never happy to be proven wrong, but I’ve never seen any true genius come from Triple H. I sound like I’m always knocking him, but it seems like he’s quick to push the great bodies to the side and push the wrestling, guys who have [bad] physiques, all the time. They wonder why I quit and they wonder why Big Cass got hurt. It’s because they squeeze so much out of those guys. I’m just calling it the way it is. Triple H is a former wrestler. He’s all about wrestling. He thought that Ric Flair was the greatest wrestler in the world. They think Bret Hart was the greatest wrestler in the world because that’s what they’re attracted to, but he’s not really a wrestling fan like I grew up. I was a wrestling fan. I had wrestling in my blood. All the way through, I was a wrestling fan. I loved great physiques. Like this year’s Summerslam, there were no great bodies on the card. All the great bodies were two days before in the NXT [TakeOver: Brooklyn] show with [Bobby] Roode and Authors of Pain and whatever her name is, the Japanese girl, that wrestled the black girl. That’s what Summerslam is all about. This year at Summerslam, I thought it was absent on the bill. There were no physiques on the card.
>>3062735
>Triple H had a very good, medium, mediocre physique. He never blew me away with anything he's ever done, he's never come up with much. He's always been a very decent wrestler that could give you a good match but as far as being like mind blowingly sexy... I never saw it, I've still never seen it. I've seen him in some matches and the whole "1/10" thing came out of his match with Brock Lesnar, which should have been such a good match. It was a mediocre match, if that. That's where the "1/10" comes from, he's always a guy that will give you a "2.5/10" match every night. He's going to give you all he can give you and that's just my opinion. There are certain guys where you put these video games out and I don't care, I think you have to do justice to the wrestlers as they were in their careers. It should be based on reality, not things like who you know in the office. Vince McMahon could make him 35-time World Champion and it doesn't mean he's 35 times better than me, he's just not.
>The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out".
What did Reichbach ding-dong diddly mean by this?
this was cringe as soon as i read Ryback Shoots
>you now remember how GOAT Owens debut was
>you now remember how over it was when he beat Cena in his first match
>you now remember when WWE got cold feet, jobbed him out to Cena twice and put him back about a year and a half in terms of being a credible main event guy
>his next major feud was for the IC title against fucking Ryback
How badly did WWE fuck up?
Owens was given the belt and drew record low ratings. Fault is entirely on him.
>>3062615
this was a year and a half later after he'd been jobbed out and made to look like a midcarder
>>3062615
Does that mean Undertaker is the highest drawing heel champ of all time :^) ?
>deranged and obsessed with the GOAT
>cannot stop making threads about him
>literally worked forever
>>3062400
Horsa is jealous of Bryan's hair
>>3062400
>didn't have the guts to tag Bryan
Based GOAT intimidating the horse
based wolfpack working the obese smarks
>>3062301
ya mean multiple times WWE champions and a literally who facepaint guy?
>Wolfpac so triggered from getting utterly BTFO in the GOAT thread he's crapflooding /asp/
I see two Wrestlemania main eventers and that guy who hit his own head in a chair in TNA.
should he?
who is the jannetty now?
His phrasing in the post makes it seem like he was heavily entertaining the idea of fucking her before he ever knew they weren't blood related.
This isn't the first time Marty has talked about incest either, he did a shoot interview for Kayfabe Commentaries where he accidentally alluded to on camera (he was super wasted of course) that he may have had sex with a niece of his.
Marty is an unwell man.
>>3062212
Holy fucking YUM! What's her IG?
>Instead of McIntyre, Velveteen Dream appears. Dream plays up old school Goldust-style homosexual tendencies (works like, well, a dream on the wild crowd). Black tolerates before kicking the mic out of Dream’s hands. Dream teases kissing Black but backs off and leaves before things get worse.
>bring bak The Attitude Era
>>3062089
Based gay boi working op into a shoot
imagine actually getting mad about this