So let me get this straight. According to this board.
>Shawn is the Jannetty
>Austin never drew a dime
>Rock never drew a dime
>Hogan never drew a dime
>Cena never drew a dime
>Undertaker never drew a dime
>Triple H has absolutely no talent, in the ring or on the mic and never drew a dime
>WWE never drew a dime
>Losing a single match 'buries' you
>Vince Russo is the GOAT writer
>Women actually wrestling is terrible
>Liking NJPW makes you hate WWE
And you can only someone is only good until they get to main event, then they're terrible.
Was there anything else I needed to be aware of to fit in here?
>Triple H has absolutely no talent, in the ring or on the mic and never drew a dime
The only false one
>>3057818
Oh really? Good to know.
>>3057818
Go to bed, Hunter.
Is he underrated or overrated?
>>3057672
Just give him all the belts and let him keep them for a year.
Ring work?
Tremendously underrated.
He is an excellent wrestler.
>>3057672
underrated by casuals and the company, overrated by smarks
>>According to The Wrestling Observer Newsletter, Low Ki’s GFW departure was all over creative and how he was booked. Low Ki arrived at the TV tapings, and was upset when he was informed that he wouldn’t be getting his title shot against Alberto El Patron. Creative then laid out the GFW title picture, which involved Eli Drake, Johnny Impact, Matt Sydal and others; it didn’t include Low Ki, and he was upset right away. Ki was then booked to be part of a multiple person X division match at Bound for Glory and was unhappy about that.
He worked the tapings and was complaining a lot to management and after being talked with, he still wasn’t happy and made the decision to leave; both sides agreed to go their separate ways. GFW knew he was a risk to bring him in, but only signed him to a 6-month deal knowing that things could go bad at any time. https://411mania.com/wrestling/details-low-kis-gfw-departure/
Fucking AGAIN? How many times does this dude needs to walk out on a company because he's not main eventing for every belt within a month of debuting before companies just stop fucking signing him?
>>3057643
They gave him more than 5th chances.
low ki was a mistake
We all know she's not pure and has definitely taken videos of her fingering herself!
kill yourself
asp would only bother posting them if she was fingering her arm pits or something
>>3057407
>asp
go back
What went wrong?
He's ok but not nearly as talented as he thinks he is
>>3057370
It's a shame, I thought Rhodes was pretty decent in WWE.
>>3057370
Think about all the smoke that's been blown up his ass for his entire life.
Since when was Amy Schumer a wrestler???
she loooks more like a thick qt renee young desu
She's pretty like Adele, unlike Schumer. Viper seems quite pleasant as well.
big dimes schumer living in 4chan's head RENT FREE
TakeOver:
>Almas vs. Gargano: 4.25
>SANitY vs. Authors of Pain: 3.75
>Itami vs. Black: 4.25
>Asuka vs. Moon: 4.5
>McIntyre vs. Roode: 4.25
SummerSlam:
>Miztourage vs. Jordan/Hardys: 2
>Neville vs. Tozawa: 3.5
>Usos vs. New Day: 4
>Cena vs. Corbin: 2
>Natalya vs. Naomi: 3
>Cass vs. Show: 1
>Orton vs. Rusev: no rating
>Banks vs. Bliss: 3
>Balor vs. Wyatt: 2.75
>Ambrose/Rollins vs. Cesaro/Sheamus: 4
>Styles vs. Owens: 3.75
>Mahal vs. Nakamura: 2.5
>Lesnar vs. Joe vs. Reigns vs. Strowman: 4.75
>>3057225
Cass vs. Big Show was at least 4 stars.
>>3057225
>Balor Wyatt higher than the WWE championsip match
the state of cuckdown
>>3057225
Almas/Gargano was easily the best wrestling match of the entire weekend, but the main event of SS was probably the funnest to watch.
But, who listens to Dave anymore anyway?
You like talking shit /asp/? How about you come up with an original character. Must include name, gimmick and finishing move.
>"Lucky" Larry Luciano
>I am WWE's Deadpool
Basically most of my promos revolve around "subtly" breaking the forth wall. Here's an example
(Me talking to the reunited Shield)
>It's incredible! The three of you together again! I never thought I'd see this happen! Apart, you guys did pretty well, but together? You're unstoppable! Why, for someone to beat you in a 3 on 1 handicap match, he'd have to be the Best in the World! *stare directly at camera*
I have my very own talking segment called "Lucky Larry's Leisure Lounge." Here I would go on tv host esc monologues that revolve around current WWE events. Here's an example of one. "So Rusev just had his first match back from injury with John Cena this past Sunday. Yeah, it was a brutal and hard fought battle. Thankfully Cena kicked his Bulgarian ass. Yeah! That'll show him for having a hot wife and cutting his hair......I mean "hating America"
>My catch phrase is "I'd ratch be lucky, than right"
>Finisher is the L3
Top Rope backbreaker
Picture for look inspiration
>fantasy booking make believe wrestlers
we've hit a new low
reddit and wew need to leave NOW
>>3057152
I wanna cringe, but I can tell a lot of thought went into this
>>3057162
that makes it even more cringeworthy retard
how can you take a wrestler seriously when they look like someone you can beat the shit out of
How can you take ufc seriously when they look like someone you can beat the shit out of
Omega would destroy you in a fight, tubby.
>>3056930
nate diaz doesn't look like someone i can beat the shit out of
Repackage Big Cass. He has 9 months off TV to get something fresh.
>>3056895
Since he loves Trump so much, give him a gimmick where he's a libertarian trump-loving alt right member ala Alex Jones, he could even try to sell his own products just like Jones. All they need to do is don't do anything TOO racist or anti-semetic with it or (((they))) will take WWE off of TV
>>3056895
le kekistan gimmick
Someone who injures his knee and goes out for 9 months every time he wrestles.
Who is the biggest non-WWE wrestler out there right now?
Bobby Lashley
highest paid is okada
lashley or del rio/patron in name value
omega is probably the biggest of the guys who have never been in wwe
>>3056865
>highest paid is okada
lol no mark.
GFW guys get paid more than that gook.
and you guys think WWE is a cult lmao
this guy has people who religiously pay to listen to him speculate on things, and when they try to parrot his opinions back the don't even get them right because they don't understand what he's saying.
meltzer fans are literally "tell me what to like" tier braindead. they don't know why they like or dislike something, they just do as they're told.
Just goes to show that the dopes that are actually retarded to subscribe to that fag are truly the biggest dumbasses in the history of smarks
Cool blog faggot
>>3056756
that's not what a blog is
go write another fantasy booking post faggot
Who Japan BTFO!
>>3056659
FUCKING BASED
>>3056659
BASED JINX
WE POSTED IT AT THE SAME TIME LOL
A N N I H I L A T I O N
Who should have Taker retied to?
>>3056636
Giant Gonzales
old age
>>3056636
Lesnar
>tfw a luchador is stronger than Roman "the power of Roman" Reigns
>>3056360
He made that look easy but then again the guy he's doing it to is 135 pounds
>>3056360
He's lifting a manlet and even then he's struggling a little
Still no Ídolo main roster call up. Why do they hate money?