>Has been around for 15 years but still isn't a backstage politicking faggot like Cena
>Shits in diva's bags
>GOAT legend killer gimmick
>If you were to build a sports entertainer from the ground up it would look like Randy Orton
>Hasn't given a single fuck in over 10 years, yet is still massively over with the crowd
>RKO is STILL the most over finisher
>Right-wing political beliefs
>Recently outed as a FootCHAD
No, i can't name a wrestler more based than Orton.
I like randy orton, OP!
>>3064436
>Orton isn't a backstage politicking faggot
>raising another man's children
Yeah so BASED man
>>3064610
Have you seen the year he's had? Cena would never allow that to happen
>tfw you genuinely enjoy Orton and have to suffer through everyone shitting on him because he's had to wrestle spoopy Bray Wyatt and Jinder Mahal all year
Plz snek. Just ask to wrestle AJ or Shinsuke or something ;_;
>>3064776
>bury Wyatt at Wrestlemania
>bury Rusev at SummerSlam
So he's just Cena from 2-3 years ago?
>>3064785
People have been shitting on Orton for years newfuck
He's utterly dreadful when he doesn't have a GOAT like Christian, D-Bry or HarpGOAT carrying him
> a literal cuck
>>3064436
>Shits in diva's bags
This never happened. both he and the diva have said it was just self tanner that looked like shit.
He cried to Vince and got Mr.Kennedy fired and he killed Kofi's push because Kofi accidentally got up when Randy wanted to punt him
>>3064790
>not appreciating Orton
>believing people are 'carried'
>calling anyone a newfuck
>>3064787
>beating people who have been buried beyond repair is considered burying
Wyatt and Rusev are bonafide jobbers and have been for years since Cena feuded with them. Fuck outta here pinhead. Orton putting them over would do nothing for then.
>If you were to build a sports entertainer from the ground up it would look like Randy Orton
>>3064436
Orton is based on Twitter, but a cuck irl and shitter in the ring.
Scott Steiner is more based and a better wrestler
"if you are over 20 years old and genuinely like randy orton, you are gay as shit" - opening act for Mick Foley's comedy show
>>3064951
Cuck Foley wouldn't use gay as a offense.
>>3064964
his opening act said it. he's an actual comedian. foley just rants about his daughter, the cage match with taker and his dedication to the biz.
>>3064436
Thought this site was 18+?
>>3064436
>right wing
>into cuckolding
poetry
>>3064610
>Bitching at the fact that he got that stupid shitter Kennedy fired
>>3064907
Orton puts people over all the time. The only reason Wyatt was even in a position to main event Mania was because Orton resuscitated his career by joining the Wyatts and being based at Survivor Series.
He put over Roman at Summerslam, did the favours for Bryan with great matches, put over Rollins several times when Seth won the title, jobbed to Brock when asked.
Oh and he lost THREE STRAIGHT TIMES to JINDER MAHAL ON PAY PER VIEW.
He's obviously mellowed out in 10 years and is in put people over mode.
>>3064436
>>Has been around for 15 years but still isn't a backstage politicking faggot like Cena
Except he politicked a lot in 2009 and got Kofi in trouble.
>>Shits in diva's bags
Type of stuff to impress impressionable teens
>>GOAT legend killer gimmick
This was like 15 years ago and you were like 3
>>If you were to build a sports entertainer from the ground up it would look like Randy Orton
Quoting JBL is about the cringiest thing you could do
>>Hasn't given a single fuck in over 10 years, yet is still massively over with the crowd
He still comes out to crickets
>>RKO is STILL the most over finisher
Maybe recently
>>Right-wing political beliefs
Lose weight
Take a shower
Get a clue
>>Recently outed as a FootCHAD
Don't spend enough time on this cesspool to know what this means
Also he's the worst royal rumble winner ever.
>>3065010
worked
>>3064436
>Recently outed as a footchad
What? Fucking when?
>>3065029
I started rewatching in 2013 after a 9 year hiatus and by far he's the worst royal rumble winner of the worst royal rumble ever.
>>3065051
>2013
Excusing your obvious hate boner for Orton, 2014 Rumble was objectively much worse. Completely killed after Bryan's exit, Big Show and Kane eliminating all the faces people liked in an incredibly shallow attempt to get Roman over (they brought the fucking Rock back for it) that the crowd rightly shat on.
Del Rio was underwhelming as shit, as was photo-Reigns Sheamus winning.