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Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.

>>19382184
The pit. And the frozen seal of the pit. And at the bottom of the pit sits the lord of the pit

>>19382339
No it's aliens. It's cold on their planet so they like it there. I know because when I was abducted they were blasting the A/C

ITT a cat named Blowjobs

i dont understand

op?

It's an anomaly within the Baltic Sea

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>>19382188
thats it im convinced its the gorriliod masters of the seventeenth kingdom of the twentieth universial keloid cluster.

nice one breh

>>19382214
I see you where able to read between the lines, nice.

Uh. So what am I looking at here? Because there was definitely no long pig.

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>>19382013
Long pig is a euphemism for human flesh prepared for cannibalistic consumption. I'm 500% not clicking that shit, but was there cannibalism?

>>19382046
no its just a man stalking a woman, judging by the other videos on the account he's trying to get attention.

focus on your intent when you masturbate.
Imagine a forcefield around yourself as you get closer and closer to le petit morte.

also when you do it don't do it out of perversion
but imagine you're sending a demon down your sewer drain.

>>19381960
I think i will just stop

>>19381922
>is the sperm your real chakra and therefore you should keep it clean?
lets just look at it on a purely physical level. sperm contains all that you are and evolves as you do(how evolution works). your sperm is basically data files of your being.
if you downloaded the same file every day it would still use your internet and you might just find that you have no bandwidth left when you want it.

basically no matter the intent behind it your burning through your DNA and it can only replicate its self so many times before it starts degenerating

Answer unknown, input quality inadequate. Please refrain from posting, ANONYMOUS.

Holy guacamole!

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>>19381779
>>19381844
>>19382026
I've seen some sad fucking sameposting in my time, but this may be the worst I've seen on /x/.

>>19381718
level up to AT LEAST lvl 37

>>19381718
kinky shit

Expan decadence among an interstellar species with a huge presence in the warp.

Side effects may include the anhilation of said species, a huge rip in the warp (bonus points if you call it the eye of terror) and the dispersion of the warp storms that sorrounds terra.

>>19381634
Art Bell midnight in the desert

Lore

>>19381634

Mysterious Universe.

>>19381586

Menacing bugger that one.
You're right.
They do exist and anyone that denies that is in bad denial.

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>>19381586
nah there's no proof
I've never seen any
News would send it if there was
Go away and don't forget your tinfoil hat

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>>19381586
>">hundreds of people with high level clearances admitting they exist"

Name them and cite your sources Fuckboy.

>>19381465
I don't know how to rearange the image but it's sideways, I don't know what's supposed to be up or down though so I guess it's no better or worse like this anyways

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>>19381465
I'll bite.
The only characters I recognize are ones which imperfectly resemble Norse runes. But that's not really the impression I get overall. Most of these are not from any human alphabet.

>>19381465
who gives a fuck honestly it's just all crop circles at the end of the day looks neat like architecture doesn't it now go sip your tea that's right go sip your tea here's your tendy there ya go you did it! Good boy! Goood booy!


But I tell you I did something once with one of these crop circles that's all I'm sayin.

>>19381440
Funny, just had a dream about this and came to check /x/ for a time travel thread. Sorry to say OP but you're going to have to live your life in the present.

According to Titor who is the closest possible authority on the matter due to his accurate knowledge of too much shit, you use mini black holes and it only causes you to hop universes to a previous time rather than changing time in your own universe

>>19381440
Analyse your mistakes, learn from them and carry on. That's the way to move forward

Well, it would explain why the thing was big enough for every animal on earth, but would leave quite open the question of where the ark sailed from. And the question of how Moses built it.

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>>19381428
What if noah is the god of this universe and god is the ruler of the multiverse wich he cleaned out by cosmic rain?

>>19381496
Oh, bah. Moses, Noah... I don't care about these fossilized fairy tales.

>>19381393
Has anything actually ever happened on one of these /x/ prediction dates?

>>19381403
Nope and when this turns out to be nothing as usual, they'll just move the date and try again.

>>19381403
no idea, but would also like to know

>>19381376
It's real.... I don't know it's weird though

El Diablo! Reaction seems real. It's kind of funny desu. Grown ass man scared of old ass lady. I love the spooky videos from foreign places. Like the gnome one. Always seem more genuine.

>>19381420
link anon?