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That wasn't a demon, OP.

>>17174228
what was it then, a really tall pedophile?

>>17174206
You dodged a cheap blowjob from a crackhead. Your loss. More crackhead pussey for me

>>17174156
I'm 22 years old. You fucking old geezer, nobody want to be your age.

>>17174169
Politicians do. People hate most young politicians!

>>17174248
>people hate politicians
Ftfy

Also, number has some extreme significance for me. It was the channel for cartoon network in my area in the 90s.

>>17174072
In my mind Swissfags have the best chances of surviving, they have nuclear shelters that can hold up to twice their whole population and said shelters are scattered all over the country so they're easily accessible

>>17174094
or rich paranoid amerifags who built themselves a fucking fallout shelter just because they're stupid paranoid americans with a shit tone of money to waste

>>17174094
Are they open to foreigners?

I wonder if they'll have a mass influx of people as things start to look worse and worse.

>>17174071
Cookies look good OP.

>>17174201
Seriously.

white cream all dat black dough

Go malaysia, go find a bomoh
Bring a picture and hair strands from the person you want to curse.
The bomoh eill need it

>>17174018
Just pay some nigger thug to break leg of your enemy.

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>>17174018
it is written:
"Bless those who curse you, pray for those who abuse you. "

again:
"But if you do not forgive others their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses."

leave these matters to God, OP

I always though of hell being Earth, if we do good we go to heaven, if we do evil than we get reincarnated or become a ghost.

Nothing to bakc that up. Just a thought.

>>17174234
Seems anti-material tbqh

From Jacob's Ladder, "The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth."

>>17173982
Bumpin

>>17173982
Depends how much anal sex you have inflicted upon you in your life already, compared with how much more you might want.

>>17174479
Explain anon

>>17173900
Him*
It means as much as you want it to. You feel a connection? You want to learn more about it and maybe do something with the experience?

>>17173912
Sorry, meant to say him. I feel an extremely deep connection (he has given me information). And yes, I want to do something with the experience and learn as much as possible.

>>17173927
Well then id start off your journey with general google work. It sounds really mundane and unspiritual but trust me, it comes in handy.
If you do meditate, i can suggest trying to learn the mantra of ganesha and doing this process:
Chant the mantra while visualizing ganesha infront of you. Imagine how he is, maybe a bit movement. Try to feel how he is as a being, a person. Remember what you learn about him in your research. Try to remember his main traits as a god.
As you gain a stable visualisation and you feel confident and concentrated (the first few times itll be hard, no worries) imagine a ray of light shinning from his head. This light hits your forehead and you absorb the essence of ganesha. Feel how it is being him, adopt his world view and his atributes. Spend some time in that state, you can chant the mantra while doing that if you feel really distracted. Remember that this doesnt mean you literally are ganesha, you dont et superpowers.
When you feel sayosfied, id stay in this state for a minute or two more, its realy pleasant once you get used to it. Then imagine all of the visualisation, your body, everything slowly fading. At that moment, usually for a few miliseconds at first, your mind is blank. Try to look into the blankness without actually creating more thoughts. This is hard, and remember that this state is not nihilisticly empty, its full. Dont become nihilist.
At the end visualize the whole world coming back to place, or dont, it doesnt change much.
Id do this sober cause doing it on weed can make you paranoid, and i cant imagine other things.
Thats as much as i can say as i dont know ganesh specificly and the meditation technique i gave you is in general applicable to almost all hindu and buddhist meditation deities.
With practice, try adding more and more detail to the visualisation of ganesha. His rings, exact numbers of beads on bracelets etc. its hard but with practice its amazing what your brain can do

Hare hare mahadev!

>>17173888
So what are your paranormal experiences? Feeling paranoid and talking to yourself is not exactly paranormal you know.

What negative emotions?

holy shit anon

a little over two years ago, everything bad happened to me all at once. i'm a lesbianfag, and my long-term girlfriends parents finally found out about us after four years and lost their shit. They coerced her into moving back to her hometown.

since we lived together, and we also had two other roommates who were, at the time, graduating and leaving the state, i couldn't afford to keep living there myself, so at the very last minute I decided to move back in with my parents across the country.

I had to quit my shitty job at Barnes and Noble so I had no job, no money, no girlfriend, no friends, and I was literally living in my parents basement. plus I was $150k in student loan and credit card debt.

I could feel myself going fucking crazy. it was horrible. I couldn't sleep at all for days at a time, even though i was doing nothing. i called suicide hotlines nightly just to talk to people.

one night on /x/ some anon was saying he'd do some magic for people, something about Golden Dawn principals. I emailed him and told him my situation, and that I wanted my girlfriend back.

he said "careful anon, i can make it happen, but sometimes it happens in ways we dont expect." and of course i was like "I dont care just do it"

a couple weeks later my gf finally contacted me after a month. said her parents had been more or less mentally torturing her and that she was fucked up. she said we couldn't ever be together and to stop talking to her. we fought and I couldn't sleep again

my parents were gone for their anniversary trip and i was alone in the house for a week. my dad keeps his guns in his bedroom closet and at the moment i was just like "let's fucking do it. just one moment of pain and it's over." I grabbed a shotgun. It was loaded but I'd never shot before so I couldn't figure out how to cock it or get the safety off or whatever. I chickened out and scheduled an emergency meeting with my therapist (cont)

one time I saw an nigger but just the eyes night time

I once saw a faggot in the woods,turned out to be OP

>>17173890
I TOLD YOU KYLE JUST BECAUSE I HAVE FURRY ORGIES IN THE WOODS DOESN'T MEAN I'M GAY!

bump for curiosity

Bumpity bump

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>>17173858
>>17173885
>>17173946
samefag

4plebs.org/x/

search the archive :)

>>17173712
>This might sound weird, or maybe it won't, given the board I'm on, but have you ever WANTED to be abducted by aliens?
Yeah. Why wouldn't I want it? As long it's the friendly ones.

>>17173712
yes as long as there's copious amounts of anal probing

>>17173712
Yes, no matter the outcome, for better or worse.

can you like shut the fuck up

i did it
>OP is a fag

>>17173658
SHPROMINA

You tell me.

>>17173658
It's just lizard puberty.

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These books were so fucking cool. I remember one where they go back in time, are eaten by a Plesiasaur or Mosasaur or some shit and cut their way out.