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Yes.

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>>17246870
Alistair Crowley

Ozzy Osborne

>>17250940
Tell me anon if jelly fish can be picked up by an offshore updraft and then flung miles inland, how do you expect dust particulates to miraculously fall approximately 1 mile and disperse completely beneath where they "drop the load". Do you have any idea how updrafts work? Or do you just assume there no global wind and they can just drop it like a load of fire retardant. Well that's certainly not the case because I've never once witnessed or seen a YouTube video of chemtrails falling.

It seems to me these chemtrails just seem to stay in the sky and disperse almost as if they are just water vapor.

>>17250940
No, but your mom obviously should've used chemicals to kill you in the womb

>>17250940
Those are actually tankers of water to simulate passenger weight and other misc. Burden for the plane as well as shifting balances.
>praise the hole in your head

sounds pretty interesting, please record it.

>>17246613
Yes, do a video recording, you might be in for some spoopy stuff.

Please keep us updated!

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ZALGO!!!!!!
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̵̼͔͔̱Z͇̫̟̦̱ͅͅA̳̯̪̯͝L͔Ǵ̞̫̣͈͇̳O̗̮͟!̵̫̘

>>17241646
post the template then you fuckin schizo

>>17239672
Unfortunately we might be a neutral universe. All paths branch from us and nothing mystical really happens.

>>17239680
Fuck that.
I want to believe.
I fucking hate this Earth. I fucking want to leave so bad.

>>17239672
Ever heard of "meme magic"?

>>17223238
Okay I'll try me best. roll

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>>17223238
Alternate chart.

Before work drabble. Didn't proofread, sorry.


I hear it again. The grating, crunching, grind of his teeth. It echoes in my head, drowning out all thought, all hope of sleep. Oh, how I miss sleep. The grinding comes and goes, ever present, though no sound comes from the bed where my husband lies, staring blankly at the ceiling.

We met at work. He was the first to make friends with me in the office, introducing me to all of our coworkers. We often took our breaks together, riding the elevator downstairs to grab a coffee and smoke outside in the cool winter air. It was spring when he proposed. Taking advantage of the nice weather while the bugs hadn't yet arrived, he got down on one knee in the sculpture garden at the park, drawing stares from the few passersby. The wedding was small, but lovely. Friends and family gathered to congratulate us, overjoyed that we had found love so quickly. We found a small place a half hour away from work in the suburbs, moving in and settling down in just a few short weeks. Everything seemed perfect, and for the most part it was.

Mornings were easy. He would wake first and put on a pot of coffee, maybe even start making breakfast if we had the day off. I'd roll out of bed and he'd greet me with a smile and a kiss, and we were happy. Work was work, but we were content. Evenings were calm. We would make supper together, talk, laugh, watch some TV. We'd get ready for bed knowing the day had been good.

1/2

>>17256491
"Posts two hour video."

>I haven't watched it yet.

You're a goddamned monster, OP.

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>>17256509
i'm here with you?
you're here with me.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owWJ166XdEw

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OK
let us know when u get to the bottom of it since urs is the only real story from /x/
ive been putting demon sighting videos up here for a week solid, like this one "Ex Sec.Def. Canada Paul Hellyer testifies the USA is allied with aliens"

>>17255867
You are not special. Your automatic drawing did not attract the attention of a mysterious stranger. You are not on the verge of some grand adventure nor did you contact a secret society.

Fucking paranormal board and its full of god damn make believe. Oh I'm a mystical person and mysterious thing s happen to me. NO!

>>17255873
that's good, anon, vent your feels, let them out

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>>17255873
Oh look, a wise man here to save /x/ from itself!!!

>>17255741
Go the fuck back to YouTube and stop shitting /x/ up with your stupid bullshit.

There's just a luxuriously expensive fallout shelter underground for their contingency-war. Nothing too surprising.

>>17255765
lol ok thanks

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i only got these two

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I've got a fuckton of creepypasta and greentext. Dumping.

You are already the healthiest and most energetic you will ever be. Where you sit righy now you are withering and dying. Your time for this world is short. The weaker and older you get, the more desperately you will make a futile attempt to leave your mark on this world. You will die lonely, and in pain, wishing that you could be right back where you are now, and nothing you have ever done in your miniscule existance will matter.

>>17255642
Wtf man.

>Smoking weed with my best friend at her department
>I had class until 5 pm so i stay at her home talking shit
>She had a very bad of case of borderline personality, so i wasn’t feeling ok inside her apartment. The entire place was like... overflowing sadness. When I’m high my empathy goes crazy.
>Really need to get the fuck out of the place.jpg
>Go outside and rest in college green areas
>She was eating a mandarin and she offers me but when im high i have this weird habit that i don’t like to drink water or eat food. I don’t usually like sun like, neither, i use always dark classes (i live in the tropic, also) but when i get stone i want to feel the sun in every inch of my skin. These two things always happen to me, and are very very opposite to my personality.
>When im finishing the effect, I start meditating about the life, human soul, the cosmos, the earth, the humanity, that usually my friends kind of seems very interested.
>However that time i get feeling that im in front of desert and kind of meditating. Sometimes i get that feeling too, but just with the sun.
>Inside my mind, im was getting some images, about old men, dress like nomads, ancient sages, priests in different ages of the humanity but they always was praying the sun.
>The images wasn’t just images, was pretty real and was feeling the things they was experimenting; fear, knowledge, peace, etc.
>My dreams have lots of symbols about flowers and the sun, also
>im going crazy cuz i think i saw one of my past life and don’t know how to explained. Everything in my life could have sense if one of my pastlifes was related with religion and science.
>i tell that to one of my most open-minded friend and he tell me to relax, but i really can’t i need answer!

>>17255586
>When I do drugs I act differently
You don't say...

>>17255589
>some months ago I had a similar experience, but with one of my closest friend and get the same feeling. No eating, no drinking, speed of thinking over9000, images of ancient sages.
>that time, I don’t get weird feeling, because my friend is a “healthy-mind person”. But is always repeats the same.
>im 21 and start smoking weed at 17. Very occasional. Im not a yunkie, im a good grade student, im good at almost every subject I take, creative af, intelligent (not in the normal ways like good grades in math), I even get into a pre-college high school. I love to read, im having possible the two most amazing years of my life, mind-healthy (I used to have depression, but not longer) , kind of narcissist but not in a cocky way im just proud of who I’m, agnostic but catholic education (Catholic church sucks, Jesus was an amazing guy)
>Im afraid i'm going slightly mad

>>17255840
considered the son of the sun by surya tantriks

>>17255848
And I am father of the son of the Sun

>>17255855
im the sun of the son of the father of the son of the sun, though

>>17255500
sirius /x/m

>>17255500

It's called Sirius, how more /x/ can it get?

Fuck I want an /x/ show.