For as long as I can remember I've had this ominous feeling that I was abducted by aliens as a child. I can't put my finger on it, nor do I have any memory of the event, but I just can't get this feeling out of my head.
Are there any tell-tale signs that I may have been at some point?
>>17247113
>Are there any tell-tale signs that I may have been at some point?
Hyperpenis.
>>17247115
If you're not fucking with me, what is that?
i have read a lot on this and usual they leave marks on your body, like scares or other marks
What was this in the end? Ayy lmao or government doings?
>>17244631
why don't you fucking google it
It was a portal into the DMT universe.
>>17244631
Mario walking in our parallel universe.
What vaguely paranormal things are actually real? You've got hypnosis, that's pretty much real. What else is there?
There are countless symbols scattered around and each has a meaning. Tarot works pretty well.
>extreme yogic pratics giving superhuman abilities
>faith healing
>divination ( see >>17246599 )
>>17244223
dowsing
so i was in an extended electrical theory lecture today and i was taking some notes on magnetic generators. in this lecture he went into some crazy stuff about radians per sec (was fairly intense) anyway he was talking about ripping the electrons from non-conductive materials and i was wondering (completely hypothetically) if someone dies. could the power be used up from the atoms and because there isnt a power source working, i.e the heart, could there be in some circumstances have enough friction in the air to give some but very little energy into the atom therefor only allowing a few atoms to be powered. this could mean that instead of a primary power source being needed few atoms have enough power to support a half person
You're attending an "extended electrical theory lecture" and don't understand physics or how to construct a sentence. OK, sounds legit.
:D check this out, actor lvl 99
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygBHNeWfwww
Anyone here have ouiji board or seance stories? I've got one my mom told me
>Be my mom
>20 or so years ago
>Late 20s
>Do seances on home made ouji board type thing
>just paper
>Did them a lot a few years ago until one spoop spooped her
>Friend wants to talk to dead sister
>"Yeah sure why not, we can do a seance"
>They do it, ask for spirit
>Mom can't remember her name anymore
>Let's call her Ann
>Spirit shows up claiming it to be Ann
>Brother asks it a question
>Spirit doesn't answer, just spins around board
>Continues doing so
>No answer
>Mom gets pissy, tells the spirit to answer or get the "real Ann"
"I'm gonna kill Beau"
>wtf
>Mom doesn't know anyone named Beau
>Brother doesn't know anyone named Beau
>Mom asks what it means
"I'm gonna kill Beau"
>Mom tells spirit she doesn't know any people by that name
"I'm gonna kill Beau"
>Mom mildly pissed off, ends seance
>Brother goes home because he is 3spooped5beau
>Mom goes to bed not long after
>Be next day
>Mom gets up to feed dog
>Dogs fucking gone
>wtf
>Look everywhere, dog disappeared completely
>Mom remembers last night
>Dogs name was Beau
>Never saw the dog again
tl;dr: my mom fucked up and mocked a spirit, it stole her dog
Cool story
>Be my mom
Tell how you pulled that off, we've heard Ouija stories before but this self-parenting bit is new.
My dad told me he did an ouija board once, and the glass kept flipping over and going to devil and 666 (obviously). But it also spelled out "custard" or something but that was apparently some joke that only my dad knew about with his brother i'm not sure I don't really believe him
What is this stuff? Jump to 5:31. Supposedly has something to do with the Kaaba, Falkland War, BP Spill, the Bush family and Morgellons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HipLW6yOtz8#t=5m31
>Kautz-Vella Black Goo/ Shiva Lingam/ Satanic Alien Artificial-Intelligence Conscious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7zvan4sTjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j88BcgzzcTc
Supposedly found in a Morgellons patient:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN0s38RdjBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AS7wiwUG68
Related:
QuasiLuminous and Saturn Worship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJnyZWQbV8I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxDcE4q5_2c
>>17250768
>>17250774
maybe its demon semen?
There was a podcast about this.
Higherside chat or freeman tv
>http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/6874426/We-had-sex-with-aliens-and-gave-birth-to-their-babies-Girls-make-bizarre-UFO-abduction-claim.html
I have to say, those aliums sure have great taste in womens.
>>17248365
It is like salem all over again
>>17248365
well the uk DOES have an alien rape problem that's been covered up by the government..
>>17249774
it does?
christian here, no1 here ever says stuff conventional God related, its always something like lilith or just wierd shit. or fucking grifter
I went to go be a monk since I hate the world like most people and thought being as close to God as possible and having no bullshit was the only sane way to live.
prepared for 5 months, even fasted on a mountain side about it. i get to the monestary and 2 days in i realise im not meant to be a monk
boring sad story since it met every ideal i have but the wierd part about the place is how it was an actual house of God, no one had ever taken advantage of it in its 125 years of being there, no homeless people showed up just cuz they wanted free food and shelter forever, nothing. the people who went there said they were there cuz it just felt like they had to be there right now and dont know why.
where else is like this? where God is actualy there and just a business with the word "religion" on it?
You can be isolated and find peace in many different places. Your imaginary friend doesn't care where you do it.
>>17247903
an athiest in /x/?
>>17247909
It's likelier than you think.
does anyone knows how into runic magic?
>>17246906
>>17246909
write down what you want and take out the vowels (aeiou) this is the spell
start with a stick guy o-|-< or two or more of the vowels and add to it until you get a cool drawing or a drawing that means something to you, this is your sigil.
print it and show it to everyone or carry it in your wallet or fold it up and hide it somewhere
das magic mang
Roll'd a 19, CEMETARY
What would you guys expect to see upon the great resurrection of the dead, from dead to judgment/living? If you follow the teachings of the Christians, as do I, than many have never died, and many of the dead have risen today, including the documented minor resurrection of Jewish saints at Jerusalem (?) at the crucifixion of Christ.
"And Jesus cried out again with a loud voice and yielded up his spirit.
And behold, the curtain of the temple was torn in two, from top to bottom. And the earth shook, and the rocks were split.
The tombs also were opened. And many bodies of the saints who had fallen asleep were raised,
and coming out of the tombs after his resurrection they went into the holy city and appeared to many.
When the centurion and those who were with him, keeping watch over Jesus, saw the earthquake and what took place, they were filled with awe and said, “Truly this was the Son of God!”
"The dead were never living and the living shall never die."
Ok so theoretically time. our world has never had any contact with any extra terrestrial life of any kind, the government is not covering anything of that sort up. But we are exploring still, and finding new planets and things in space etc. So what if we were to bump in to a full civilization of other beings today, or tomorrow or whenever? what are the realistic odds of us hearing about this? like best case scenario, they're all friendly and technology sharing and resource helping but would our society be able to deal? or would we not even get the chance?
disappoint
we would probably freak out and attack them. humans are too stupid to accept something so foreign. if the government is hiding aliens, it's for their safety not because they are evil.
>>17251804
pretty much this
if the goverment hides them that's prob a good thing, evil aliens would attack us without contacting higher powers so..
People who could handle it are deeply minored by those who can't so it's for the best
Hello everyone, i've been roaming around here for a while, mainly reading creepy stories, and i wanted to get a little bit more in the subject. So i looked for a good occult book, famous ones, and evermore, goods one, i know about the satanic bible, but it really sounds like a big pile of shit, so i wanted your advice. What is a good occult book, explaining, not just rituals, but mainly the different creatures and things that are roaming out of our sight. So, which ones should i buy ?
Also, general occult books thread i suppose.
Shamelass selfbump
Try The Kabyllion. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kybalion
try fringechan.org
Hi, I'm here to tell you an experience I had one day.
It was a Saturday, I went to my uncles house because my parents went to a party. As I was bored my uncle lent me his old xbox so I decided to play Halo 2, I played for a while and after the campaign decided to play multiplayer, I played a couple of games and everything was normal until a match a few white players who did not have appeared gamertag, I thought it was that famous error Ghosts halo, so I went to the menu and went back into the multiplayer, I started another game t again I appeared white players, decided to keep playing well, passed several items and kept appearing, I had more or less one or two per game, then started a game eb which all the players were so, whites without gamertag, it became rare, and I had no ammunition, so kill me many times and lost the game, I decided to stop playing. The next day I went back to play the game and I spend the same, as the game was a pirate I thought it had already been broken, I told my uncle what happened and he replied that best play another game, it looked weird. The next day my parents came for me, before I left I could take a picture of the game box, but stranger still is that when I left I could see through the window that my uncle keep the game in a small room under the ladder, the next day went to my uncle's house after school and the console was in the same place as when using it, also the games.
Because my uncle just kept that game, will have been a simple mistake or something else, may never know
English isn't your first language, is it?
/vr/ here
>Last Saturday
>Xbox Halo 2
>Online multiplayer
This would be plenty spoopy by itself considering the original Xbox Live has been offline for like five+ years.
>>17251386
OP:
told [ ]
fucking told [ ]
halojump'd & shrek'd [x]
I took a picture of my pasta earlier and Fox from Super Smash Brothers appeared in the steam, you can see half of his face. More of art, but a weird coincidence.
I used to have those same bowls.
>>17249678
weird sauce. what is it? also, im hungry
>>17249678
>pasta
It's called spaghetti retard.