Can /x/ help me on what happened?
>be me
>fall asleep
>start dreaming
>feels incredibly real
>walking then suddenly I cant move
>legs start lifting in dream
>feel incredibly relaxed like its zero g
>ears have that ambient sound when it is super quiet but its super loud
>suddenly it gets super bright
>I'm seeing the internet(web pages) in the full spectrum of my vision
>some form of upbeat pop music is playing
>know I am dreaming 100% then
>try to wake myself up
>can't
>start thinking I'm in a coma
>my eyes open but not sure if its real
>it isn't
>I can't move
>try to scream
>can't
>the whole super relax thing starts over and repeats
>freak out for a while then wake up
>slowest I've ever gotten out of bed but fully awake
>feels like I haven't moved for days or maybe weeks
Any idea what happened guys?
You're still dreaming
Sounds like a false awakening, I once had four in one sleep. They can be frightening but I don't think its anything truly paranormal.
>>17297216
>four in one sleep
So a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream? Inception as fuck
Had a dream a guy jumped out of a cabinet, shoved his gun into my eye and shot me.
Everything went black and I felt nothingness
What does this mean?
>>17296728
It means stop posting shitty memes and use the dream thread.
It wasn't a gun, it was a dick
>>17296728
I farted and it smelled like farts! What does it mean?!
>CIA
>releases
That's an oxymoron.
Actually does anyone know where one could browse through the released documents?
Heres an article about it
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/01/29/us/cia-releases-x-files-ufo-investigations-irpt/index.html?sr=fbcnni013016cia-releases-x-files-ufo-investigations-irpt0119AMStoryLink&linkId=20806987
>>17296668
Tried to watch a documentary about that book. Like all ET "documentaries," it literally did nothing but ask questions and imply that we should feel a certain way. Literally no value whatsoever.
So no. We still think it's a front/shill release/psyop.
Come back in a century or so when people have a wider range to be gullible and misled by feelings.
so guys i want to have astral projection i have read a book about it (The Astral Projection Guidebook: Mastering the Art of Astral Travel) and i think i am ready but i can't get sleep paralysis does anyone know some quick methods to get in sleep paralysis mode?
Well, I don't know of any way to intentionally trigger sleep paralysis. It does inadvertently occur more often to people trying to induce lucid dreaming, so maybe look into that? Also sleep paralysis is more likely to occur if you sleep on your back with your arms at your side.
>>17296627
i saw some videos that said that if lie on their back and think of a word and someone calling that word and they don't move after a wile the body will release the sp chemical and the will have what the want a conscious mind during sp but i do not know if that works or not
Practice meditation. Hoping for sleep paralysis just proves that you're not ready for astral projection.
Take me to good documentaries
>>17296562
You got it!
https://youtu.be/eJ3RzGoQC4s
>>17296562
Die socialist scum
>>17296562
There's a PBS documentary series about the nature of our concept of reality, and how reality as we know it is all a construct within our mind based on data that is never truly 'real time'. Mind blowing stuff. You can only find clips from his program streaming, currently, but there's also a program that is an hour long conversation between David Eagleman the neuroscientist and a Mystic Sadhguru in it's entirety.
Here's search link to start you off.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Nature+of+reality+David+Eagleman
Tell me aboout gnosticism, /x/
Why is it bullshit?
What do you truly know?
How are spirit posessions treated and considered in this religion?
>>17296476
Treating someone like they're possessed tends to make them believe they are possessed. I'd recommend not doing that.
>>17296476
There are gnostic streams or branches in pretty much every religion. Suffis in islam for example write the most beautiful poetry, look up rumi and hafiz. Of course there are also western branches of gnosticism, from the gospel of thomas to the works of c.g. jung even.
I was once convinced of being possesed by some divine spirit, if you want to call it that, at least it felt this way. After this experienced I read alot of religious and occult texts, also gnostic texts, and they come as close as it gets when it comes to putting such a gnostic experience into words.
So as far as I'm convinced it's not at all bullshit and rooted in real experiences with god instead of some dogma, I like Gnosticism, still wouldn't sign up to any particular religion because of it.
>>17296503
Avoid posting again
Guys i need help
I remember thread where someanon posted photo with dool or manequine or robot on hospital bed, and he (anon) posted link to camera that was looking at room with this robot (lets name it Bob), this was somehow creepy, i need photo of ,,Bob,, or link to this cam.
And somebody photoshoped Bob eyes that Bob was looking clearly at camera.
>>17296305
The other retards are all in the fucking divination threads, but I've got you covered. These were the five cams being used in the original thread:
http://www.insecam.org/en/view/266250/
http://www.insecam.org/en/view/266277/
http://www.insecam.org/en/view/266238/
http://www.insecam.org/en/view/266222/
http://www.insecam.org/en/view/266270/
Right now it looks like it's bedtime for the plastic men, but check back at another time. The fourth one is recognizable from the original thread despite it being dark.
>>17296506
ty!
Why are you guys stuck on those nursing student simulation dummies?
Tell me about lord ganesha and why one should worship him
He's a pretty cool guy, I think he'd appreciate it if you worshipped him so why wouldn't you?
>>17296290
You don't worship this pathetic idol.
>>17296290
Hes a big guy
Anyone remember that cursed asian poem? I read it out loud and nothing happened, any other /x/ way to die?
Give Bigfoot an Uzi.
>>17296288
Read some of those locked-room murder-mysteries.
Maybe try the toxic gas through the keyhole one.
>>17296288
Grab a knife, mumble voodoo, stab yourself and you'll die.
It actually works.
It's 9 AM in my country, and this night I lived a strange experience.
At some moment I woke up and realised that I was sitting on the edge of the bed. I was sweating and god, my skin was itchy like never. I tried to get back to my pillow. After several minutes, I realised that I was on the opposite side (see pic related). I was scratching my back very hard.
I finally returned in my bed and I just remember falling asleep while scratching my skin...
What was it ? Some strange somnambulism ?
That happens if you thrash around in bed a lot happened to me about once a week when I was ten
tell me neo, is that bed real? can you taste that bed? can you touch that bed? what makes you think that bed is not a holodeck of radio coils? one cannot be told what the matrices is, you have to sleep on it for yourself.
THE MATRIX
STARRING LARRY FISHBURNE
IN STORES SOON, 1880 NEW YORK TIMES
http://firsttoknow.com/ghosts-of-japanese-tsunami/?utm_source=facebookpage
>>Taxi drivers in Ishinomaki, Miyagi Prefecture, which had been devastated by the tsunami and earthquake of March 2011, began having strange encounters the summer after the devastation — and in record numbers — the summer after the tragedy.
>>One driver picked up a woman wearing a coat. She climbed in his cab near Ishinomaki Station and told him,“Please go to the Minamihama (district).” The driver asked her, “The area is almost empty. Is it OK?” Then, the woman said in a shivering voice, “Have I died?”
>>Surprised at the question, the driver looked behind him at the backseat. No one was there.
>>17296174
Ishinomaki resident here (no, really...I've lived here ten years). I've heard about these stories, too. Taxi drivers drive a passenger to a location in the tsunami zone and when they get there, the passenger is gone. Sometimes there is just a puddle of water on the seat.
The local university is actually collecting stories like these as part of the 3-11 history project. They'll probably publish them in book, which will be in Japanese unfortunately.
There are also stories about people hearing voices in the areas that were devastated. I haven't seen any stories about ghost photographs or videos yet.
>>17296883
You might also check out this article, which tells the story of a man who believes that he was possessed by the spirits of tsunami victims.
http://www.lrb.co.uk/v36/n03/richard-lloydparry/ghosts-of-the-tsunami?src=longreads
>>17296883
take a pic of outside from window pls
Any good alien documentary out there?
>>17296057
Not a single one.
THE BOOK OF MAN ON VIMEO
if true, blind mown
>>17296057
maybe Thrive.
can we solve oxenfree OST morse codes?
https://scntfc.bandcamp.com/album/oxenfree
im doing beacon beach, and its said that the morse code spells out MAGGIE but when im doing it, its been spelling out SEARCHTWITTER so far (after twitter i get stuck trying to decode) and it is way too long to spell out maggie
morse starts at 1:39
this is more interesting that any succubus demon bs on here cmon yall
Hello /x/.
Perhaps you can help me find information about a tale I heard about on Discovery channel years ago.
It's supposedly about a haunted mirror in an abandoned estate. Basically the mirror is sitting on the corner of the entrance stairs and whenever someone goes in there is the reflection of a lady who can be either happy, or sad/sobbing.
What I remember of the story is that if you went in and saw the lady smiling, it meant you were welcomed into the estate, but if she was sad or crying, it would mean you would have to get the fuck out of there ASAP, apparently announcing the presence of a harmful spirit at the time of your visit.
That's all I can remember, if someone remembers it as well and can provide more info I would greatly appreciated.
>>17295981
Should've posted here, OP. >>17285280
Sorry, thought it would generate more interest.
Have you tried googling? I haven't heard this one. I'll see what I can find.
Why is there no /nope/ thread?
My dad told me weird stories about me recently, when he and my mom where talking about dumb stuff my siblings and I used to do.
>I was 5 or 6 years old
>Daddy suddenly wakes up late at night
>Gets creepy feeling that he's being watched
>Looks in the doorway
>Sees me standing in the doorway, not moving
>Can't see my face, not sure if I'm awake or not
>Asks me what I'm doing
>Whisper "Daddy, make him go away..."
>What
>"He won't leave me alone."
>Suddenly turn and walk away
>Goes into my room and finds me on the bed sleeping, completely alone
>Goes back to bed
>Next day he's getting me up for school and I have a black eye
>Panics and asks me about last night, who was in my room
>Tell him I don't know what he's talking about, didn't feel any pain in my eye
> daddy
Only nope i see here is that you're still calling him daddy
>Why no nope thread?
Because the weekend shitposters are out in full force instead.
>Be in the middle of Nowhere, WI, USA on the highway
>It's 3am and I've been driving for 2 hours, using GPS
>Tired, falling asleep, have to pee
>Make random right turn into a back road to pee and rest
>GPS scolds me, turn it off.
>Make a left to hide from traffic. Sign says "Salem Road."
>Ten seconds into Salem Road I stop to get out and pee
>Suddenly in an enormous graveyard, no other sign of life to speak of
>I'm not peeing here
>Get back in car, drive down Salem a ways, get out and pee, try to sleep
>Can't sleep, strong anxiety.
>Turn on GPS and hit the 'Go home' button
>Leads me to the graveyard
>Stops at the graveyard
>Nope
>Spends the next half hour scolding me and attempting to lead me back to Salem Road
>Gun for home and don't stop
I've only ever seen that road once in the dozen times I've made that drive.