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Hello readers, could I have a general reading?
Female, Gemini.

Male, Scorpio

How will the interview go?

Male Capricorn.
Just a general reading please.

>>17299869
Butts

>>17299869
Yeah you sell your fucking eternal light for material objects and "power" that you could have anyways if you were on the light side.

Dont go through with it, tell them you dont want part in it, if they threaten you spit in their face, if they send people to your house greet them with a bat.

These fuckers respect one thing, and that is FEAR.

If you are truthful then they are most likely monitoring your PC activities.

So I want to give them a little message:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsFpUW48Tnc

YOU WILL NOT GET HIS SOUL. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT CHANGE TO YOUR MASTER PLAN???

Hahahahahah!! You faggots are so afraid right now.

>>17299869
Yeah don't do it

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>>17286076
The supposed owner of the carpet cleaning company is a man named Zak Alwawi, who only appears on the whitepages, he seems to have no social media.
There are also no Yelp reviews on Guarantee carpet cleanings page that predate the man's death. The rest are not real obviously.

This needs to be spread around social media. It needs to get traction before it can be picked up by various tiers of news outlets.

I'll be monitoring this story and as soon it has some going around, i'll write it up when the shift editor is out.

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>>17306313
Walk naked, jerk it whenever you can, shit all over yourself. That unsettles ghosts and other spooks

I don't know if that's the biggest problem ufology suffers from.

With proper funding and training, having response teams trained in how to interview witnesses would be a big help to the field. It would also help them in terms of credibility with the less-fringe science community.

It started when the gov started sending disinfo spin doctors like Hynek into the field to make up stories about swamp gas, and then when the Air Force realised it woul be even easier to nudge proper wackjobs like Linda Multon Howe, Phil Shcneider and Al Bielek into riding the convention circuit and spreading fucking insane shit that would forever bind the topic in the tabloid territory.

Mirage Men/William Cooper/Terence McKenna said plenty on this topic.

The only fairly modern researcher trying to offer some perspective on the topic without going bonkers is Jaques Vallee

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>>17286298

well the main problem is credibility, I think that the subject of UFO's is so demonized people instantly assume you're a nut.

There is also less focus by the media on the subject as their used to be back in the 50's.

Also, it might be cultural, I come from Mexico were talking about /x/ type shit like UFOs and ghosts isn't as demonized as it is in the U.S.

With some of my mexican friends I would have conversations like:

>Dude I saw a UFO the other day!
>Oh shit dude, I once saw a couple flying in formation!
>the one I saw was pretty bright
etc.

with my american friends there was a notable difference:

>dude I saw a UFO once
>Are you being serious right now?
>yeah it was blue and...
>Anon stop being a Retard, ufos don't exist.

>>17306558
I'll add another.

>Be four years old watching television with my parents in their room
>Fall asleep like I usually do and get carried into my room and tucked in
>Wake up after getting tucked in
>There are two people in the room on their knees praying, or so I assume
>Sit up in bed and say "no no, not like that" as if to correct them
>Flash of white then darkness
>Suddenly find myself walking through a dark hallway toward my parents room
>They ask me what's wrong and I tell them "I guess I wasn't sleepy."
>watch tv with them and ask them why they were praying like that
>they have no clue what I'm talking about

For the longest time I assumed that I had woken up to my parents saying my prayers for me and decided I wasn't tired enough to stay in bed. Apparently, I was put in bed the proper time that night and had not been up for over 2 hours. Oh yeah, they claim that they weren't praying. Earlier that night the local news channel reported people seeing dancing lights in the sky.

>>17306589
Holy fuck, i can recall multiple times ive had that happen, except the weirdest one was when i ended up being right on my mothers side of the bed and she scared me awake. Asked me what i was doing, and said "I don't really know" I dont remember anything after that until the morning.

>>17306558
Only 2 legit scary things that I cannot explain or find reason to have happened in my life, am 28 years old and lived in Mexico during my childhood/teenage years

First one
>Be around 14 years old
>Normal night on the house, neighborhood is by no means alone, it is a pretty much crowded area
>All lights on, mother sitting on the sofa, father cooking himself something up, me on the other couch, we're watching the tv
>There's a foldable metal chair in front of tv
>Our attention is almost on the chair since it is somewhat in the way
>Chair suddenly starts to violently rock forward and back, no earthquake or something along those lines, does so for about 5 to 6 seconds
>Mother looks me and asks me, did you just see that? And I ask, what the fuck was that? She just replies, I don't know
>She tells me not to dwell into it and keep watching the TV, father is unaware of said thing even though he was a few meters away

Second
>While visiting my cousins, who live in a rural area, a house close to a facility where they dissected animals, it once appeared on "telemundo" news because of animal cruelty or some shit, family adviced me not to tell friends to not get in trouble since I was a kid at that age
>We stay overnight, outside is pitch black, don't feel scared though, since we're a lot of people and it is very lively, around 4 cousins, aunt and uncle and my parents/brothers
>Closest road doesn't come close to the house, have to off road to get into the main road, and even then it is gated so no way for a car to pass by, there's also a river close to the property, not deep enough for boats or something to cross
>Middle of the night, everyone gets to sleep, crammed in a room with my mother, aunt and cousins
>Clearly see what appears to be light illuminating the room, like when a car just parks outside of your house before turning them off
>Tell mother about it and she tells me to quickly go back to sleep

I was not scared in both cases, if anything really curious

>>17302966
Do you want it to end?

>What can I do about this.
>about
Like this, nothing.
Nothing at all.

>>17302973
Yes

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>>17301531
3/32

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>>17301535
4/32

/x/ or ./x], but never /X/

super fucking stoked on it. I did the whole 1 episode a day thing leading up to the new episodes.

It just pisses me off that the re-engineered ship was destroyed so easily, and the scientists didn't plan for a possible destruction/theft of the ship.

Hide every thread

>>17306206
Faith in Jesus Chist is the only truth. He died for all of your sins, then was buried and resurrected.
If you believe this in your heart it's the only truth you need.

>>17306210
This. Once you know the truth, the bullshit filters itself right out.

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Based Hoagie doing UFO/paranormal shows in order to gear up for taking an earlier time slot.

should be a good one
get a beverage and comfy

>>17304905
Haven't kept up with all the dark matter drama... Is hoagie confirmed getting a terrestrial radio show, or moving up, or anything?

>>17301165
>Trief for a few monts
>doesn't feel shit

You didn't do it. Shut your mouth and more importantly, your mind.

Figure it out.

>>17301167
Why are you typing like a retard?

no i dont think so. if it was and i had an access to it then boy i would kill off the ancestors of all those horrible people that exist today.

>>17300232
If it were possible, wouldn't that alter history in a negative way?

I mean, if you interrupt something that was supposed to happen, that might fuck some things up.

>>17300239
yeah that is what the scientists say but nobody even has access to time traveling so how would they know? there are probably people who would go back in time just to win a lottery but im the type of person who would want to change the world for the better with our current knowledge, too much death, and destruction for no reason

Cryogenic freezing. Works every time.

TOKI WO TOMARE! Works every time.

We cannot travel backwards only forward, unless of course you die, time is not linear.

>>17296914
What does it look like to you OP?

>>17296916
I'm god btw.

>>17296914

*death
*insanity
*rituals
*religion