Edward Gorey thread! Post your spook pics.
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3. This one always got to me.
4. This one could be made into a movie.
So, it turns out religion was invented at this place, Göbekli Tepe; the world's first temple at the end of the Stone Age, after the first Ice Age.
One new concept at the time was the idea of resurrection, a belief prominent in many major surviving religions.
Scientists now deduce that religion was invented to mobilise humans to begin research into agriculture and animal domestication, meaning that religion was a driving factor in the advancement from hunter gatherer lifestyles to agrarian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDXTmCwAETM
tl;dr humans made religion up and as a result we have domestic animals and commerce.
>Scientists now deduce that religion was invented to mobilise humans to begin research into agriculture and animal domestication
This seems like an incredibly simplistic answer to the very complex question of where religion came from.
>>17296236
>resurrection
Necromancy as the origin of civilization GET.
>>17296244
People are finally realizing this? Lol.
If ghosts and demons are fourth dimensional and they impact us in such a frightful way, how do 2 dimensionsal brings feel? We must be terrifying with how we impact their existance. All of our drawing and writing and paper shredding..
Any two dimensional being stories?
>>17295188
>2 dimensional creature
That goes against all our ideas about what 'life' is.
you realize humans are fourth dimensional creatures right? There are no second or third dimensional creatures.
>>17295202
>>17295199
Says who? Our lack of understanding?
We literally know nothing about dimensional space besides it exists who are we to say what can live in what forms
I for one wouldthink just being two dimensional would be terrifying enough, let alone knowing a third dimension is about to destroy my reality on paper
I'm a solitary practitioner
witches can be fun for sportfucking if you like fat chicks.
>>17277332
Go back to /b/
Hey /x/ some strange things have been going on around me when no one else is around.
>Started about 3-4 weeks ago
>In my kitchen about to go upstairs
>Something falls
>Go to check it out but see nothing on the floor or anything that could possibly have made the noise
>Few days go by
>In my bathroom looking in my mirror
>The shower curtain moves in the reflection
>No pets in the bathroom, no explanation of why it moved
>Hear noises from the kitchen sometimes when I leave. A pot clanking or something shifting
>Days later
>In my room an item shows up on my dresser that wasn't there 10 minutes before. Ask parents but no one went in my room.
>TODAY- in my room standing by my dresser, the rubber cork pops off my small glass bottle I have on my dresser and knocks 2 other things over.
>No pressure build up, I haven't shook the bottle. Its full of water, nothing that would case pressure to pop the cork off. Which was very tightly jammed in the bottle
>Also the past half year my dreams have been repeating over each night, no different dreams. Always the same ones.
>Wake up soaked in sweat but freezing cold each morning
>Cant seem to make contact, things just happen at random.
Also today before the rubber cork flew off my bottle, I woke up feeling extremely weak. I could hardly go up and down the stairs with out feeling wobbly.
>the rubber cork flew off my bottle,
>I woke up feeling extremely weak.
>In my bathroom looking in my mirror
>The shower curtain moves in the reflection
Wasn't that the basis of the foundation of Aperture Science?
Help /x/ my house is huanted. Whenever I put light on this thing it legit disappears
>>17298628
fake and gay no red circle.
>>17298628
the fuck am I looking at?
There's a jacket hanging from a doorknob by the hood. Spooooky!
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>>17297613
OIS GOTZ A FRIENDZ ROIT AND DAH GITZ AUWL OH I MISS HIM WHUAT DO I DO?
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HELP DIS GROT HERE? SHEZ REAL DESPERATE
Hi,
My name is Jenny. My friend Ariel linked me to this from facebook. I am looking very forward to this!
My question is will Mikel ask me to prom?
Hi!
Its Jenny again.
Ariel said I should ask for your paypal that way I can pay you for the reading. So what is your paypal?
Ps. I am so xcited :p
I think someone is watching me...
I recently put tape over my work laptop webcam I leave it on my desk in a locked warehouse where only a few people know the code.
This morning I saw the tape pulled to the side...asked if my boss came in he told me no.
I disabled the web can and deleted the drivers...am I safe or is someone fucking with me?
I'm watching you closely.
>>17297096
No seriously. This shit is freaking me out. I mean can't be government I don't do shit for them to even want to watch me. Maybe someone is gathering info to take me down?
>>17297086
What's your job?
Do other people exist?
No, it's all an illusion
Yes, other people do exist. You just never see them since you never leave your room.
>>17297070
No, they're actually you experiencing themselves subjectively.
are astral projections real? do any of you guys had any?
It's real in your head.
Dude, those people who claim to have experience Astral Projection are lying. They most likely had a lucid dream. Yes, it is possible to be conscious while dreaming. And yes, astral projection is bullshit.
>>17297457
>>17297461
But it is real
Has a comedy television show ever reached true horrifying terror before?
lol dog orgy
Louis CK's waking nightmare was a little heavy for a comedy.
I thought that shit was hardcore.
There was that Seinfeld episode with the guy who dressed as the clown. I forget the name but I remember he has elaine in his apartment and it got a bit rapey and dark for a comedy. Even by Seinfeld standards I thought.
What is scary as hell in Kansas City? Anyone know of anything? Wanna meet up and check suggestions out?
Troost, Prospect, there is a murder there almost every week. Pretty spooky.
>>17296004
Nothing really. Kansas city is mundane as fuck. bbq is great though
>>17296490
This. Sadly...
did anyone else see the bright light on the horizon that grew brighter then flickered down to nothing just now?
It was god turning off his bed side lamp while trying to catch some z's, he didn't mean to startle you
>>17294329
I saw it. Which direction were you facing?
>>17294356
almost exactly west
>Documentary (9 mins)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou-BuUbcOak
>Footage (4 mins)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcToNxPvZAE
>>17291901
This is obvious bullshit. IF there was some government secret organization, they wouldn't be this messy or allow any footage to exist. Is it unusual that I actually trust our government?
>>17291910
You're really implying that the government is ever neat?
>>17291910
There is no trail for the men in black, there is one bad quality security footage and photo, the government has done a great job.
Did you figure it out yet?
Figure what Out?
yes we have a black star in the centre of it all, it's a block hole really and invisible because it's bending all the light in and out of it
i knew ages ago
He lives