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>>17409575
Chironymous here, doing readings for you all:

I will gradually read everyone I can, posting back anywhere from 5 minutes later to by thread's end, so check back. I just need positive input*** to heal my wounds so I may help others and as much of the following as you're comfortable giving me:

***Something friendly, cheerful, helpful, upbeat, encouraging, caring, positive, or the like
*Name/nickname
*Gender
*Sign
*Description of yourself
*Locationish
*Query

>>17409583

Gekas
Male
Virgo
Shaved head, brown hair, beard, kind, sarcastic
California
General reading if you could please.

>>17409583
Chance
Male
Libra
Dark brown hair, brown eyes, tan skin, 5'10''
Nevada
Hi chironymous, hope you're doing well. Could I get a general reading?

interesting, you going for it again anytime soon?

>>17408066
definitely! i did end up burning some of it which could be why i didn't break through, with everything so shaky it was hard to vaporize it properly. probably might be best to do it with somebody next time.

>>17408044
Did you make it or buy it?
Anyone here have experience making it?

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How about a 4 leaf clover to start us off with good luck.

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this threads topic is the occult and political parties/agendas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp4WyJ2krQ0

Do the freemasons serve satans cock in return for material power?

>>17406026
>muh special club

Get out

>>17405559
Uranus

People from there have slanted eyes and giant mouthes

>>17405559
I know this is a still from someone in motion, but this kind of shit is too prevalent to be coincidental

>>17405559
I can help you with the esoteric, if you want. Get in touch and send me an email or add me on Skype. My email is [email protected] and my Skype is NegiSpringfieldof4ch. I'll work with you and get an idea where you are and what you want to learn. I do this every day and I don't have any strings attached. Talk to ya whenever.

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You'll get the message

>>17392363
Former U.S. vice president?

Extensive lucid dreaming experience and travel to alternate dimensions. Also I have access to spirit guides and telepathy. Seems no dream can really keep me entrained, and I become lucid regularly.
I can mind bend genetic codes and travel through my personal akash that way.

>>17407727
>I can mind bend genetic codes

So what can you do? Change your eyecolor for example?

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Nothing makes me special. You are not special. 99.9% of the worlds population are normal, un-interesting fucks with boring lives, just like you.
Now stop live action roleplaying and get a job

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Lazy ass Millennials need to justify why their generation can't even hold down a job at the 7-11, by suggesting the achievements of their parents and grandparents are just tall tales.

>>17392456
Just watch this short video, it basically proves we never went to the moon

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G5N2eLICRdk

Also, I don't understand how people think the moon pictures look real, just look how close the horizon looks

Because the grand magician is trying to distract you from what the left hand is doing.

They dont want you to know what was really found up there, so they come up with the Hoax that we never even went...

>>17407588
Legitimately chock full of some bros having a brotacular time broing down with some ghost bros.

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Bro-St Adventures

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>>17407588

Josef Mengele did it. Is it a far stretch to think Bormann and Hitler wouldn't have escaped to a pro-fascist country like Argentina?

http://www.nytimes.com/1988/03/14/world/remains-of-mengele-rest-uneasily-in-brazil.html

>>17401846
I don't doubt that Hitler could've made it out of Berlin, if anyone had the means it would be him. But no way he lived til 95, the man was riddled with health problems

>>17401907
He had a wealthy female patron in Argentina with a villa reserved for him. He could have lived another good 20 years or so at least.

I think in the case of brain uploading, it's almost certainly a copy. You will die (not because of transfer, but eventually) and a copy of your awareness will go on, but it will not be YOUR awareness.

If Im understanding your premise correctly you are advocating some way of slowly replacing individual cells or portions of the brain with machine corollaries, retaining consciousness as you go. Repeating this process until there's no "meat" left to your brain, and you have an effectively immortal (through maintenance) machine instead of a meat brain.

This seems much more satisfying than other methods but Im not sure it gets around some of the other problems with an 'upload'. At that point you're still a consciousness in a rapidly dying body. How is the machine powered? Does it require the body? Does it require the organic interfaces for the senses?
Is the end game to this line of thought slowly replacing every part of yourself with a machine analog until there's no meat left?

>>17399262
additionally, this is even assuming that a machine brain is even capable of the function of a normal meat brain. In much the same way that we can replace limbs, the prosthesis are invariably 'lesser' than their biological counterparts, would this not be true for the machine brain as well? It might be capable of longer life in and of itself, but could it repair itself from injury? Is the death/rebirth cycle of those brain cells a vital function of the brain as it is for the skin? This is all even assuming that synthetic components that were sufficient analogs to our organic components could even be built to house our consciousness. I dont think that's even possible at the moment is it?

>>17399244
That could be a solution, I've never thought of it that way.

There's still a problem with that concept. Imagine your brain consists of an autonomous mass of nanorobots that can survive upon itself at the death of the body and still have consciousness. If for example you get stuck in an accident like an avalanche or get stuck in a building collapsing, you would be stuck there forever and be aware of it.

This would be hell

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I will gradually read everyone I can, posting back anywhere from 5 minutes later to by thread's end, so check back. I just need positive input*** and as much of the following as you're comfortable giving me:

***Something friendly, cheerful, helpful, upbeat, encouraging, caring, positive, or the like
*Name/nickname
*Gender
*Sign
*Description of yourself
*Locationish
*Query

>>17406162
brettypoo when do you sleep

>>17406162
Hiii! This is me >>17404818 may I ask oneore query? I know of someone who is traveling, and I'm wondering if I'll be going with them this year? Thank you!

The Eye of Love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFyGFAZdWKE

>>17396906
mandatory video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyTwvPKaLJ4

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>>17396906
The Hindu scriptures are far superior to the Bible.

Too bad every Hare Krishna I met was either an obnoxious hippie or looked like an insane, nervously-smiling zealot.

In middle school I had a friend who claimed she could see ghosts. One day I was leaving gym with her and she stopped mid sentence and just stood completely still for a moment. When she came out of it, she told she had seen a girl walk past who looked like something out of the seventies, jean jacket, fringe, long blonde hair, etc.

Flash forward, chilling with awesome drama teacher. He's obsessed with the paranormal and shows the class shit around campus that was odd, like the leak that went up (basically a huge water stain on a ceiling with nothing above it), as well as showing how the hall was built like an arrow, so if you stood dead center in the back the front would look impossibly far away and tiny even though the school was actually pretty small.

One day he makes us swear to not tell any other teacher he's said anything (3spooky5me) and tells us about how in the seventies a girl had hung herself in the gym, then he pulled out a yearbook and showed us her picture. Looked exactly how my friend had described.

>mfw when my friend saw a girl walking to go commit suicide
>mfw when I have no face

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>>17404572
More, I need more!

>be a high school freshman
>go to shithole school called Tallulah Falls
>place was founded in 1909 by a woman named Mrs. Lipscomb
>lots of other deaths on the property-- huge fire in 1912, some girls drowned in the school pool in the 50s, someone hanged himself in a building that was since demolished, a few former presidents are buried in front of the school building, etc.
>spoopy place in general, lots of kids tried to commit suicide there... anyway
>be in the first school play in a couple of decades (drama program went to shit, current teacher is reviving it)
>dicking around in the theater lobby with another cast member before we have to go in and get in costumes
>theater has a lobby, an antechamber and a main theater area; no doors between antechamber and main area
>friend and I decide to sit in the antechamber, why not
>it's pitch-black except for friend's computer screen
>look to my left, toward the theater area
>very tall woman standing there, wearing a frilly 1900s-style dress
>she doesn't look malicious, I still flip my shit
>she disappears after a second
>go back to the lobby and don't leave my friend's side until I go home that night

To this day, I still think the school's founder was there to watch the first performance in a while. Other kids have stories about seeing her, and all of them described her as tall and wearing a dress. The school also has a tiny museum, which has a photo in it of what's supposedly her ghost.

>>17400089
nah

>>17400089
Wut? How the fuck do we create an astrak realm and even if we could why the fuck would you wanna hang out with /x/?

>>17400190

It's more of an astral island than an astral realm.

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>>17405403
I'm interested in knowing what other /x/philes believe, so here, take a bump and a baby duck.

You forgot to include whether or not people believe in pooping out of your butt

>>17405403
You fucked up on ayy plmao. It shouldve been labeled extratereatrial visitation. Et does exist out there but the question is if they have reached earth.