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even if they were "hostile" it hardly matters. Anything with a physiology intended to survive at the depth these things must operate, would never survive coming to the surface. Also if they are really that big it begs the question, what in the fuck do they eat?

>>17432144
How can you estimate the amount of unknown species in the ocean?

I am not saying it can't be done. What is the methodology used?

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m8 they would literally be their own worlds. blue whale is larger than any dinosaur or anything that's ever been discovered to exist on earth.

>>17453906
Those are both extremely vague queries, and I do apologise, but a bit beyond the scope of my abilities.

>>17453938
Uh, is my question also beyond the scope of your abilities? I'm >>17453699

I don't really want to make you do something that'll be hard on you. So I understand if you want to back out of my query.

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I've practiced more. I'll start with three readings and we'll see after that. What I need:

>Your question
>Your gender

> card 3
> August
> should I move in to my friend's house and leave behind my abusive parents?

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>>17443257
I see heart 6 saying you're very tenacious. Very loving. Your past card is the queen of Diamonds, Perhaps your family has been supporting you financially? What I see in your future however is the 2 of hearts. That means true love is coming. The two ways to get to it though... There is the the 2 of diamonds, staying with your family and being less, or the 7 of clubs and waging war and moving out on your own.

As a Leo, to another Leo, I suggest you take the opportunity to find new hunting grounds. Augustus Octavius Caesar would not be caught dead in the house of abusive parents. August, Octo, 8th month 7 of clubs, 1 step further and it's you. Go on child.

Malkavian best clan.

I'll make some garlic bread while we wait for ppl to show up OP

>>17442662
Please, not looking for VtM discussion. That's for /tg/. Just a pic I happened to have on hand. Also, best clan would be either Gangrel or Tremere. Malky is a fucking curse.

>>17441211
where'd you get the number in the first place?

Found it last night! Someone posted something about and I just remembered it today,thought it was just going to be some fun/weird crap but...idk
>>17441220

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>>17441220
I have screenshots of the entire thread

Just so I can share an experience I'll kick off with my first time summoning a Demon.
>Be an idiot
>Decide Satanism sounds better than nothing
>Start studying and decide to perform the dedication ritual
>Learn that after the dedication there are Guardian Demons only there to be your guide, don't summon them unless you know what you're doing. Yada yada
>Ignore.jpg
>Turns out I didn't do enough research
>Summons Haagenti
>OhshitIfuckedup.gif 50% loaded
>Loading failed
>Haagenti was actually pretty chill, used a pendulum at the time for conversations.
>Cool.jpg
>Shit shakes a little candle almost flickers out completely
>Haagenti warns me summoning demons without purpose is bad.
>Fuck sorry
>I read up a little later on and found some more steps on how not to be a fucktard.
Which pretty much concludes the first story. Any questions?

Eh fuck it, a second story for ya'll /X/ people to get in here and read.
>Second time I decided to summon a Demon
>I'm prepared as fuck
>Candles, incense, silver platter, and a reason to summon.
>IfoundmyGD.png
>It's Marchosias
>I'm not sure what to expect so I decide to be prepared.
>Made my own Ouija board
>I give the Satanic speach
>Fire rises a foot from the candle
>Ohshit.jpg
>Marchosias is a little happy to meet me, a little irritated because she was busy.
>Ask her what I needed to do next, I had completed most of my beginner steps.
>She tells me some meditation exercises and shit.
>AstralTemple.gif load successful
>I thank her for her help
>She has something she needs me to do.
>Shit I wasn't prepared for this.
>Asks me to create a familiar within a month.
>Ok.bmp
>I did it, fucking cool mang.
Didn't need to contact her again for a few months after that.

okay one of my times summoning a demon was trying to show my friend how to do it and ask what to do next for training. got everything ready, did the chant. he shows up. my friend shits himself. i ask what to do next. he says make five familiars in a week as strong as you. did in it in five mins. friend still shitting himself. and that was one of my storys

bumping. hope this doesn't get deleted this time

made a 4chan thread on notkill.me for backup. if this will be deleted too. iam kyoma there.

Who of you registerd with normal e-mail?
better use trashmail?

Nothing.

paranoid schizophrenia

>>17419552
Can see ghosts and spirits.

Watch dis:
https://youtu.be/HNLPXzlz6-I

>>17418871
>https://youtu.be/HNLPXzlz6-I

I'm drunk and what the fuck is that

>>17418879
Russian (maybe Ukrainian, Bulgarian or some other slavic-speaking) guy makes a homunculus in 10 days with his semen & a chicken's egg.

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>>17450558
Chironymous here, doing I-Ching readings for you all:

I just need positive input*** to heal my wounds so that I may help others... and as much or as little of the following as you're comfortable giving me:

***Post something friendly, cheerful, helpful, upbeat, encouraging, caring, positive, or the like
*Name/nickname
*Gender
*Sign
*Description of yourself
*Locationish
*Query

>>17450573
Hi Chiro. You gave me a magic ball answer and I ended up giving you a reading two threads ago. I'm just here to say I got the message. Thanks.

>>17450573
Is that you in the picture? You seem like such a nice person.

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Idk how authentic this is.

>>17448307
Story ?

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>>17448340
>>17448307
>>17448358

It is FAR more likely that this shooting was a staged event by Cruz in cahoots with this pastor to make it appear that "God is on his side", so to speak.

He is an establishment republican candidate and they could make this work very easily.

Here are a few key points

>Suspect of shooting served in the Marines (Veterans are often used in situations like this as they are easily manipulated and disposed of afterwards)

>Performed an "Invocation" at a Cruz rally before being shot

>Was shot "6" times and a bullet was "miraculously" stopped by the skull

>Is expected to leave the hospital THIS WEEK

This is such bullshit. Don't delude yourselves into thinking this has anything to do with reptilians. Humans are much scarier than any made up scapegoat like aliens or demons.

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>>17439144
source?

Once saw a photograph on here of a woman posing for a picture at the edge of a treeline.

Behind her were two HUGE ghosts, with the scariest faces I've ever seen in spirit photography

Never saw it again.

>>17439312
Post an archive link

>>17446374
Chironymous here, doing I-Ching readings for you all:

I just need positive input*** to heal my wounds so that I may help others... and as much or as little of the following as you're comfortable giving me:

***Post something friendly, cheerful, helpful, upbeat, encouraging, caring, positive, or the like
*Name/nickname
*Gender
*Sign
*Description of yourself
*Locationish
*Query

>>17446382
Ancient is correct lol.

>>17446382
Yes.

I am capable of loving. That's positive.
*Name: Shimannee
*Gender: Male
*Sign: Libra
*Description of yourselfL Short, black, average-above average looks depending on water content
*Locationish: South eastern north carolina
*Query: Dealers choice. Present, past, and future reading. When will the spirits stop bothering me?

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Bump?

Whats some magic I can do with only words and will? Want to really try something tonight.