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How to identify satan and avoid him?
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>>17409892
I know of only two forms. One is a charming man in a suit and the second is a beautiful woman in a red dress and red heels. They both dance very well.
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He isn't real. No worries.
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>>17410121
This.
Next question.
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Sex readings from every divinator to get me paranormal laid plz
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>>17432613
Are...Are sex readings a thing?
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>>17432619
Apparently
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This is not exactly /x/-tier, but i don't know where to post paranoia questions other than here
Is it possible for a thing such as an involuntary psychodramatic drug-rehabilitation program to exist?
Like a reverse gang-stalking in which is not strangers but known people, and they don't want to hurt you but help you.
They tell your family and friends what to say around you, they hack your phone and computer and mess with the stuff you read online, and make every single aspect of what happens to you relate with the message they want to convey you, in this case "no man can be an island" and "stop smoking, drinking, and doing drugs, you are losing it".
From weird jokes between friends that always seem to be talking about something in your life, to an estranged family member coming back to live with you and projecting your own shitty personality back to you, way too many locusts finding their way into your room, strange people in chats who seem to know exactly how to trigger you, weird conversations between strangers always talking about you, pics of your mom and dad finding their way to the wall of your favourite bar when they say they've never been there. Strangers seating in the table next to you and talking about someone else in a pittyful manner who sounds exactly like you. People who you've met at some point in your life appearing out of nowhere, all working in some shady "community service program", and all having something to say about their lives that relate to your current mental struggles... and many more, i couldn't mention them all even if i wanted, but its like at all moments there is always at least 1 person doing or saying disturbingly personal stuff about you.
As i say, if it were paranoia i shouldn't be feeling it as i know for a fact all this sounds stupid and would be impossible to do, but as much as i feel completely normal for a while, it always come back to ambush me
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This does happen. I remember a story about groups in Seattle that ran a game like this
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Could also be synchronicity. Reality is a strange place.
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>>17432875
Sounds like schizophrenia. Also, stop drinking o.p. no man is an island.
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Chimpanzees in West Africa have been spotted banging and throwing rocks against trees and throwing them into gaps inside, leading to piles of rocks. Those rocks do not appear to be for any functional purpose — and might be an example of an early version of ritual behaviour.
"We found the first evidence of chimpanzees creating a kind of shrine that could indicate sacred trees," says Laura Kehoe, a PhD student at Humboldt University in Berlin.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/mysterious-chimpanzee-behaviour-could-be-sacred-rituals-and-show-that-chimps-believe-in-god-a6911301.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3475816/Is-proof-chimps-believe-God-Scientists-baffled-footage-primates-throwing-rocks-building-shrines-sacred-tree-no-reason.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
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maybe they start evolving or is some type of landmark.
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maybe they're trying to scare bugs out or fill the hollow with rocks to bring up water?
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They couldn't get a better photo? Why are they projecting onto chimps. Maybe they consider that tree home and they're bringing their favorite tools home.
Whatever the reason and no matter how smart they are, let us take this time to not forget that chimps are number 1 assholes.
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Ask someone who has successfully created a tulpa that has helped me achieve all my goals in life.
Back story:
>be Asian
>growing up parents had high expectations for me... Typical
>performed well academically but still didn't satisfy them
>live in Canada so they can't physically 'tame' me
>mentally start to go into decline because of verbal abuse
*sidenote: verbal abuse may be too strong a word, but they did put me down in a 'constructive' manner
>become consumed with academics
>take Saturday and Sunday school between grade 3-8
>take summer school between garde 3-12
>began studying for SAT at grade 7, which in retrospect was somewhat pointless since the public school administration didn't teach anything close to what was expected on SAT at that time
>private weekend and summer school actually helped a lot in understanding SAT material at that time
>early studying of SAT prepared me well for the test
>score 2321/2400
>got accepted to every university in Ontario (applied to all universities because parents were willing to pay for application fees for all universities... I know right)
>start university career
>parents continue to push me harder
>can't enjoy social life because of the pressure
>everyone partying and getting laid and I'm stuck doing assignments and readings 3 weeks in advance
>realize that I need to enjoy my youth and stop being such a keener
>convince parents that for the sake of my academic integrity, I needed to move into residence at my uni
>they agree and I move out
>fuck yes, finally!
More to come, stfu and be patient its not pre typed
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>>17429438
You don't have to reply right now, but aren't tulpas super dangerous?
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>>17429438
I'll cut my university back story a bit short. If anyone wants to probe at certain parts of it, I can expand more
>being academically inclined all my life made it difficult to divorce myself from school work and dedicate more time to being social
>connect with a group of people and start hanging out with them more
>slowly start getting into the stereotypical freshman college/university life
>start losing more and more focus on school
>become addicted to being social, probably due to the fact that I was deprived of this since birth
>started drinking
>started smoking cigarettes
>smoked weed
>popped MDMA
>banged rails
>by third year my academics significantly declined
>marks weren't released to parents because by this point I was considered an adult so my marks remained private with me
>convince parents I was still excelling
>4th year I was put on academic probation for 12 months
>getting kick out of uni I had nowhere to go but home
>when I arrived at home my parents questioned why I came back
>came out clean about everything and get absolutely rekt for it
>fall into depression
>uni friends don't talk to me anymore at this point
>start thinking of ways to regain my honor, save face and obtain respect
>reapplied to uni after 8 month into 12 month probation to be considered for the next fall term
>begin to realize (or convinced myself to realize) that I was 2 separate entities
>parents continued to bash me everyday to point where I would beat myself up but I didn't know how to release this so I beat up a part of me
>blame the second entity as being the devil of my soul to have convinced me to jeopardize my life like this
>slowly detach from this second being and continue to hate on it
>12 month probation over, and didn't get accepted back to uni
>fall into depression
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>>17429475
You're pretty dangerous. Smoking cigarettes in uni. Wild animal here. But seriously, continue. I'm interested in this tale.
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does anyone know about ningen?
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I heard it's the real reason we go after japanese whaling vessels.
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Why is it that only the Elevens seem to see these things? Has an American or English vessel ever seen a ningen?
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>>17428941
we don't go after japanese whaling vessels.
Okay, so I'm just wondering if anyone has experienced stuff like this. I'm a newfag, so sorry if this is the wrong thread or something.
Anyway, for the past few nights I've been sitting in the living room at night, just relaxing and watching TV. Then around 10-11 PM I hear this tapping noise on the window by the deck. It happens a few times every couple minutes. There's nothing by the window. No trees, plants, anything that could be making this noise. It's not an animal, and I live in the middle of the woods pretty much, in Maine, so it's not anyone playing a prank or joke. I tapped back once, and a few minutes later there was a louder tap on the window. BUT whenever I turn on the lights, or go outside to look, it stops, then will start up again a few minutes later. It's giving me the creeps here, and I have NO clue what it is. Any ideas?
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>>17428640
Same kind of shit happens to me all the time. The attic door will just lift up and out of it's holder all the time, tapping/scratching on the walls, voices, things flying across the room, huge yellow eyes about 7 feet off the ground, etc.. Probably just some spook fucking with you.
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>>17428739
Yeah, you're probably right. Still freaky though. I hear a tap back every time I tap now. I should probably just stop tapping.
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Used to happen to me a LOT when I was a toddler.
Here's an idea - just go outside when it happens, and don't let your fear get the better of you. The potential for a really neat experience with something far outweighs your real chances of being harmed by it.
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after 2 years still no found... What happened with this MH370 plan ? Alien abduction, lost in space, missile hit, other dimension???
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>>17427901
It definitely was abducted by aliens, after entering another dimension, which was caused after being hit by a missile that was lost in space.
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In the ocean
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>>17428041
/thread
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Holy shit /x/, I just had the most fucking terrifying experience. I'm fucking shaking.
I was recording music, and I had my headphones plugged into my microphone. When my headphones are plugged into my microphone, I can hear whatever noises my microphone picks up. My headphones are noise-cancelling, really it just helps me to hear my voice easier while singing. So, I was editing audio with my headphones on. I heard these strange sounds, and I noticed my microphone was still on. I paused the audio and listened.
I definitely heard something. I turned the volume up higher and it sounded like voices. It definitely sounded like whispering. It was pretty hard to hear what was actually being said, but it was fucking terrifying.
So, /x/, I took off my headphones and I heard silence. My headphones were loud enough that you could hear stuff coming out of them when they're not on your head.
I still haven't turned around from my computer, and I'm not sure I want to.
Picture unrelated, just something I made ages ago.
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>>17427766
Sounds like you experienced a live EVP. Not uncommon
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>>17427766
upload?
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>>17427770
I wish I was recording, it was pretty hard to hear but better than any EVP I've heard
I just heard fucking scratching outside my door this is horrible I live in a secluded cabin
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I though I would enlighten you guys about the odd stuff happening in my family right now.
My grandmother was a part of a small Nordic cult when she was younger. Its called Smiths friends and it involves some creepy stuff about girls wearing pigtails and short-skirts then saying yes and accept whatever they have been offered. This was when my grandmother was nine
speed up until I turn sixteen and there is a ring on the doorbell. My mother opens the door and there is an old, pale man and he asks for me. My mom talks to this man and he seems ok and he says it`s important.
I come to the door and the man seemed nice, asked some simple questions like age, name etc. I thought maybe he was from the local church as they are looking for youth to become more involved.
I finally ask him who he is as i still have no recognition of him and he has not represented himself yet.
I remember this very clearly as he started flipping shit when I asked questions back and I called out for my mom. The man suddenly asks if he can talk to my mother alone and I leave.
Later that night my mother calls my grandmother, grandfather and everyone like crazy. My grandmother arrives the next day and explains this event where she was stalked by a man a little older than her and he fit the description apparently.
Fast forward until summer vacation is over and I attend school. Around the first or second week this guy shows up in front of my school.
I tell my mother and she calls the police and they cannot do anything. She then explains the cult to me and everything that went down.
I then didn`t see him until last week as I was walking home from college and I`m freaking the fuck out.
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Damn anon don't know what to say. Location perhaps?
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>>17427229
Bumping because what the fuck??
Also,
>greentext is easier to read, anon.
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Do you have any more info that you grandma has said about her involvement with this cult?
Hello /x/
My family got some problems at the moment and we are sure that it's a curse.
How can a curse be removed?
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>>17427204
Contact your local priest or shaman. I am sure that you know one or two personaly.
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According to the shits I've seen here, these might be solutions for you :
>burn sage in the house
>think positive
>have a wank
>contact shaman/priest
>curse tend to be cast via an object. Find it. It must be laying around or in your house, it's gotta be close to you in some ways. If you do find it, burn it with sage
>smoke some sage too
Results may vary depending on the situation
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>>17427325
Sage really does go in all fields, huh?
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Alright /x/. I've been a long time time lurker and never posted anything. But tonight I have something special for you. Before we get started I would like to mention I'm a 27 yr old male. I have no experience in the occult or satanism(but when I was younger I talked of big game). I live in southwestern PA its a very old part of the country and a lot of history happened here. What I'm going to tell you is my account of contact made with a demonic entity 2 years ago. I would have spoken up sooner but feared skeptics as I was going to try to pass this off as cold hard truth to try to convince people. That and it completely shattered my perception of reality. But for all intents and purposes I'm going to tell the story. You can believe it if you like. Or don't believe. Or you can take it at its entertainment value. Either way enjoy the ride. And please feel free to share stories on the related topic
Now this is pre-typed and long so just give me a min to get it all up.
>And yes there will be green text
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Now before we start with the real story we must go back to when I was a young child at my moms house. It was my mom, my 2 older brothers, and me living together. I was around 6 when things started getting weird at our house. When it started exactly I can't really say . My brothers and mom(kinda) are religious(my eldest brother is now a pastor)
>My middle brother claimed at night he would here loud footsteps stomping through the house at night(while no one was up).
>My oldest brother claimed to have seem a dark shadowy figure come out of his room and advance towards him one day when he was coming home. He waited outside until everyone else came home
>my mom claimed that she would hear something being smashed against the house at night(but no damage in the morning)
>she also claimed that she was nudged awake one night, thought it was me, put her arm out to pull me into bed, and nothing was there
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>>17426920
This is what I experienced. I used to sleep in the same bed as my mom when I was kid.
>be me
>laying in bed
>facing the door way
>door was wide open
>then very slowly
>a tall dark figure would come out of wall
>it would inch closer
>and closer
>and closer
>made it to the doorway
>I was paralyzed with fear
>only thing I could do was close my eyes
>i shut them
>open them
>its gone
>then
> it started to come back out of the wall again
>then would slowly advance towards me
>close eyes again
>then it would reset
>until I finally fell asleep and couldn't see it anymore
I never talked about it to my brothers or my mom(or anyone). I knew they talked about stuff that happened but It was like I forgot all about it until it would start to happen later that night.
One particular event only happened once:
>be sleeping
>wake up
>immediately sit up
>there is a man and a women in my moms bedroom
>except
>they are transparent
>looking right at me
>both smile(a very kind nonthreatening smile)
>they begin to talk to me
>but no sound comes out
>the man holds his hand out like hes offering me something
>I go to grab it
>hand goes through his
>they something to each other then they disappear
>i sat there for a second confused
>then back to bed
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>>17426924
When I was in school 3rd grade I remember one day this girl who I never talked too came up to me and started talking in Spanish(she never spoke Spanish I know this because shes my gf now)
She came up to me and said a few things in Spanish then just kept repeating
>Buenos Noches again and again with this cold emotionless tone
>thought it was weird
>other kids thought it was too
>only happened once
The strange events in my house continued to happened for 4 years. then stopped. I moved when I was 15.
cont.
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>>17425532
Pretty good one, I wish they'd used the canonical emergency alert system tone though.
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Why is this posted?
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>>17425532
You'd think they could give you some information about what's actually going on. They seem to know at least a few things, and fear of the unknown is one of the worst things ever, so you'd think whoever was sending that message would try to allay that fear as much as possible.
Nevertheless, still creepy enough to make me regret watching it at 4 a.m.
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How do I summon demons via sigils? Is every deamon different? Do I just draw the sigil in salt and light some black candles? How will I know when the demon is summoned?
If I summon a demon just for a test, will I be forever banned from heaven? Like if I can summon a demon I'll know God is real, so I can live a pious life. Does God ever forgive demon summoning or does he consider it an insult to his power?
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OP, first thing you should do is delete this thread, that is the ultimate lamer poster. It's a fake joke image only n00bs and trolls post.
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>>17425214
>If I summon a demon just for a test, will I be forever banned from heaven?
assuming you're asking from a Christian perspective:
no, there's only one unforgivable sin, and that's "blasphemy of the holy spirit", which basically means persisting in disbelief even after having witnessed his power firsthand.
summoning a demon is no more unforgivable than murder or masturbating...however, it would be much more dangerous, as the demon could start harassing you or become obsessed.
>an insult to his power?
the only real "insult" you can make to God's power is to deny it...that you exist is proof of God's power, and so to deny is to plainly say, like an arrogant ass, that you don't even exist.
it's certainly sin to summon demons, but it isn't unforgivable.
>how do I summon demons
watch this...
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dTJBWMFRO6g
yes, the production values are kinda cheesy, but herein contained is pretty much everything you need to know about how solomonic demon summoning actually works.
bear in mind that you probably have a lot of misconceptions about how demon summoning works and what it does, so go into this with an open mind.
>summoning a demon proves that God is real
God's existence is easily proven by reason alone in aquinas' 5 ways. you have to be practically retarded or have a flawed understanding of God to deny his existence.
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>>17425481
So everyone who doesn't believe in some invisible being that created stuff is practically retarded?
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I grew up christian but kinda just went to keep mum happy. I never really believed in god but I had some super weird experience(s). I want to know if anyone has legit seen shit like this because I can't understand it and after it started happening I realized that most religions are bullshit if you're too smart.
>be 20
>smoking while around campfire with friends
>was hitting my bubbler I named "Evangelion"
>had been having a weird past few weeks with myself, lots of existential thoughts and becoming disassociated with reality
>allofasudden
>voice starts talking to me
>silent voice like when you're reading, no tone or character, just words, like this.
>had a weird wave of thoughts come to mind
>felt like universe was collapsing, kinda what would compare to anxiety attack
>feel like I almost can't think
>voice says things like "chosen one" and helps guide me
>does not command nor demand, only suggests
>will think something
>this voice hears me
>voice speaks
those three all happen what feels like simultaneously
>tells me very soothing words
>assures of my endurance and will to live
>almost impossible to ignore at times
>like I cant even have conversations without the voice bopping in at times
>talks in codes and metaphors at times
>creates sense of ambiguity and critical thinking
guys am I like evolving or something? this shit got real weird. It mostly stemmed from thinking how intelligence (in its purest form of quick learning, memory retention, and pattern recognition) was the peak of evolution. Its the peak of awareness, and life on earth. If spiritual things surpass the boundaries of classical physics, and evolution is like a seed through time, would this be like blooming flowers from the dirt? I need some help on this guys
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Going to be getting cigs and food quick. I have a lot of stories and weird shit that started happening ever since the first "singularity" happened. It gives you a feeling of being at such high awareness that you feel like reality isn't separate anymore, it feels almost as though its just a projection of your thoughts.
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could be schizophrenia or enlightenment
the difference being how you cope..
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>>17425164
Stop doing drugs OP.
Also people report this sense of feeling with a higher power when they do psychedelics. This lady once reported that she felt the light of god in her room. Luckily she was in a lab and that 'god light' was an ordinary lamp. If you have physical evidence please share.