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>>17501387
Jersey Devil

Chupacabra. No pics because I'm a lazy bastard about to go to sleep. And fuck you, that's why.

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>implying I have a chapstick in my hand

Stupid bug-man. It's my dick :(

>>17484964
Thanks anon. Here's hoping we can keep this one alive. Here's a Google doc link has tons of info. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tZNPbZlU-_ulEcL38CfKG_182wpa_uFEWZY0bH8fTXU/mobilebasic?pli=1

tldr?

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Welcome to the .... hmmm ....

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meet the psycho killers ,,,,

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don't worry there is a help ===

from the last thread

>>17507737
>"possession" you needn't worry. credible cases of unintended possession in the past 100 years = 0

You speak like there are credible cases of Evocations/Invocations/etc beyond normal suggestion.

Also, does the occult have any explanation for common poltergeists? (I'm not a pro, I just like to read this threads)

This is a stupid question

but is the Lesser key "evil"?

or is it in the same sort of vein as the Greater key?

>>17509678
Source for the artist of that pic?

Hail Echs

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HAIL ECHS!

I found it funny last thread that all these people thinking that a bunch of people believing in something somehow makes it real based purely out of human design, yet they'll scoff at the nature of the abrahamic gods for instance.

Sure people used the churches of the times to extort money and turn their people into sheep, but the premise of a bunch of people believing in something is there, does that make the abrahamic gods true? Just some random thoughts.

yeah i keep seeing these reoccurring topics, like every so often people from all over will mention the same thing despite not knowing each other

You're just schizophrenic, not a big deal though since pretty much everyone is to some extend. Live with it.

>>17521227
I can't tell if this is being serious, or if you're ebic trolling us.

>Sometimes strangers would nod their head to me in recognition

This is a normal human way of acknowledging someones presence without having to speak. Totally normal

>Sometimes I'd have conversations with strangers and they would let slip personal tidbits about myself or information that only I would know

The tidbits are probably obvious things (you wear athletic shoes often, do you do sports) or maybe they've seen you around often (I've had college classmates that know quite a bit about me without ever speaking to me more than once because we happen to share the same classes)

As for the whole "information only I would know" either they got it from a friend, or you let it slip, somehow. Or you might just be imagining it.

Then again, maybe you're just an actor typing on a computer knowing I would be here at this exact moment so I could make a funny meta-level joke and surprise the audience.

Christ, I hate when people bring up the Truman Show. It makes it feel like I'm being taunted.

Just remember, it's all in your head

>>17520029

DERP.

Do shadow people cast shadows?

>>17520029 (OP)
DEEP

>>17520071
DERP

Act only according to that maxim whereby you can, at the same time, will that it should become a universal law

>>17520116
DEEP

History is written by the victors. And then forgotten by the victors. And then the victors die too.

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>>17506043
They're inside all of us.

We call them jews around here, they speak hebrew

>>17506043
Go get a job in sales and you can meet them yourself

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcInJaOP-FY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ft6JPmyfCY&index=28&list=FLCshlCJEYK2DFeUYrgrZZcw

see: >>13385787

That's the Devil's Hour.

What have you been up to to cause this?

I see weird figures when i close my eyes.
I see weird parked cars out.
And sometimes bird chips

the devils time. pay extra attention to whatever may occur at 3.33am

Fast Forward 9 years
>Be watching over younger brother let's call him "Rover" is 17 at the time and his friends, one, let's call him "Massuh" is 18, and the other "Cuck" 17.
>Watching parks and rec on Netflix
>loud bang downstairs on other side of house
>we decide to check it out.
>try calling mom and dad like scared faggots, cause we were
>they're out drinking and having fun still.
>someone's in our house.
>brother and I get out knives and we pair up, Rover goes with Massuh and I go with Cuck to explore the house and find the person with us.
>No one is there so we decide to try and replicate the noise as best as possible.
>The closest we got to recreating it was when Rover slammed the keyboard guard on the our old grand piano which is over 70 years old and the keyboard guard's nails are so rusty that it can be propped up at a 60 degree angle.
>Probablyourimaginations.doubt
>It happens again, but below us, in the laundry room
>Cuck is shitting himself at this point
>Massuh is spooked as fuck
>Rover and I look at each other
>We go downstairs as a group this time to see if anything is fallen over. Iron board is still up
>We begin to walk around checking every group, Massuh and Rover go together an I take cuck so we can cover as much ground while staying somewhat safe.
>Tapping and footsteps can be heard all over the house.
>All of us are convinced my parents are playing a prank on us.
>I call them again
>They pick up, ask us how we are doing, they are doing fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
>Ask them when they are coming home. they say they aren't coming home until their friends leave.
>Cuck is pissing himself at this point
>Tell him he can leave since he lives down the street, like literally less than 100 feet
>won't go unless someone goes with him
>suddenly footsteps come out of room, really fucking heavy like my 400 pound dad
>"We knew it was you!" turn around
>FUCKING NO ONE
>We decide to try and talk to it.
>Brother asks who it is, what it wants
>nothing.relief

>get a crazy idea
>I ask if it is here with us, if it could make it's presence known
>footsteps
>Massuh looks at me "Ask it more"
>Are we related to you, could you please make a sound. more footsteps.
>Eventually ask it if it is one of my deceased grandfathers
>footsteps, excited.

Now /x/ this is where I royally fucked up. like I will probably get a lot of shit for this, but I deserve it, so here we go.

>"grandpa, we love you. but we don't know which one you are, if you are grandpa X could you make one noise or if you are grandpa Y could you please make two noises.
>three taps
>ask if it is a demon for it to make a noise.
>footsteps.
I told a demon I loved it.

Now I just want to specify here that I have never toyed around with witchcraft or anything of the sort.

>For a while nothing happened until around two weeks later when Rover heard footsteps in the attic. I hear them again the next night at 11:30 pm. Rover never told me the time, but when he asked I told him the time, which was the same time he heard them.
>We were both freaking out at this point, so I thought it would be best to talk to my parents about it.
>They shrug it off as my imagination, since I was always relatively creative. The next morning they find attic insulation on my floor and ask if I had been up to look around. They are convinced that I had been up there.
>Later that day I look around, nothing, the largest holes are the size of golf balls.
>That night I hear a voice calling me "Anon.... Anon... I miss you.... please visit meeeee....." I was pretty tired so I said "ok grandpa, I'll go see you this weekend, I promise" "Thank youuuu"
>Visit grandpa's grave. Everything stops for a while.

So r u an amateur urbex?

My aunt also had this experience, she was dead for over 20 minutes (they were pumping her heart), this is the story she told
>opened eyes
>only saw light at first
>a field appeared
>her family gathered
>noticed her
>said "it's not your time"
>said "you have a grandson to take care of"
The doctor almost gave up, they had cut open her chest and were pumping it manually. She told this story for a couple months after, when none of her children had kids, but she now does take care of her grandson.

My father was the one that relayed this story to me, that was years ago.

>>17516217
in hospital for heart surgery. dead for a few mins, clearly alive now. the whole thing was a trip i don't remember anything profound. lots of dream like blur. i also recall thinking things were funny, probably the drugs. told a nurse i would push get down the stairs and laughing. I'll write more if interested.

>>17515148
Because they want you to pay! DUH! its all a big scam. I used to post on /x/ about how much money me and my friends made from the 2012 ascension shit. My friend used to charge big $ for this. its just bullshit BTW.
you go to a class and a teacher lights incense and does all of this "Hollywood shit for tourists" like says some prayers, does some ritual, does some humming, bows, puts out a carpet and dumb shit like that. by this time and hour has passed and then he just tells you to breathe and gives you a mantra.
it's mostly gullible white people with too much time on their hands.
I dont care what other people do though
here is the list of mantras that some pay to get.
http://selfhelprobot.com/51-meditation-mantras-list

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Russell Brand is a cross dressing loon.

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>>17515185

Hero of the Left.

Most likely just a big unconcious blur like before you were born. Not really a bad thing because you literally will have no realization of it and have absolutely 0 conscious. People sometimes get scared of death that it's literally all black and you can somehow still conceive it and feel it but you wouldn't.

>>17507250
only if you can beat up a the first ethereal being that tries to eat you. prison rules

try not to fall for that come to the light stuff its just a trick. its like a angler fish. damn thing doesnt even know many words and is to lazy to pursue

and try to stay away from what seems to be water. it saps your strength and you will die if you stay in it to long

no b/c death is when u die and stop living

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