so tell me about the lizard people race
>>17519560
Medusa was actually the first reptilian; he was a real person but was an androgynous male
>>17519560
But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees come to his baptism, he said unto them, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?
- Matthew 3:7
>>17519581
This.
Hello /x/, I've found myself something... interesting in the local patch of small town haunted lore. Flooding has dug up alot of... interesting finds of late, so as I was exploring old ruins I found a few odd things. Tell me what you think.
Possibly, although it could be anything from a deer bone to a dog bone. Either way wherever you found it look around that aero for any more bone fragments. That way you can know the animal it came from, human or not
>>17517974
There was a vertebrae in the same patch of mud this bone was with. I didn't get a picture but it was thick and short, didn't look like animal vertebrae in my opinion but I'm not expert. More was found and occurred, and I'll post if interest catches.
>>17518598
I found a spine that looked very human as a kid on a beach but my Dad said it was probably a sheep and nothing came of it. I still wonder to this day.
Okay so don't think I'm some crazy asshole or whatever, but, if you wanna know your future, tell me, and the amount of years into the future, and I'll tell you. Give me your irl name or alias. Just first name please. K thnx.
Karl, 5 years in the future.
Griffin, 4 years into the future.
>>17513219
you gonna make some bomb ass, dank ass, burgs, bro.
captcha: jamar 5300
ITT: Deep shit that will keep you up at night thinking
Who was phone, OP?
>>17513054
please just give up on trying to mess with your stoner roommate already. thanks from us all. happy easter.
>>17513054
Who was 'Who' from the 'I am God' thread?
Active American Serial Killers thread?
the FBI assumes that at any time there roughly 50 serial murderers operating in the United States, many will due to low clearance rate on homicide and methodical timing and planning, be allowed to carry on for years without consequence.
Cambridge Killer-
possible current victim count- 11
span of crimes- 2003 - present
main target- early 20's white males
https://cryptidantiquarian.wordpress.com/2016/02/20/bostons-mysterious-vanishing-men/
>>17483301
only active? don't exclude my favorite serial killer qt.
>>17483312
TELL THE JURY THEY'RE WRONG
>>17483301
is the Cambridge Killer involved in the Smiley Face Killer Theory? any /x/rays in the Boston area notice smiley face tags around bodies of water? plz.
New thread, since the old one is dying. >>17312374
Talk about the new miniseries or the original. Discuss episodes, favorite monsters, theories, or just rage at Chris Carter in general.
>>17395497
Both lizardman and /pol/ episodes where pretty gud, reast was shit.
>>17395720
Gonna disagree with you there except on the Lizardman, but feel free to go in-depth instead of a typical "it was shit" response. WHY was it shit?
The struggle and struggle II were the only good episodes. Both touching on some very objective observations that can be made today of things I'm sure to come.
Glitch in the matrix thread anyone?
My story is as follows. One day I was driving home from work. I was coming home on an interstate around 10pm. I was suppose to get off on exit 8. The exit before that (exit 13) came up and i blinked and was at exit 2. I could not have slept while driving as i likely would have died. Roads not super strait and I would have run offroad. While this is likely unrelated I got off exit 2 to go back roads to my home and got stuck behind a travelling circus 16 wheeler and another pulled up behind me. Shit was strange.
Anyone else missing time in their own lives?
>>17514066
Wow sounds like you dropped some hard acid
>>17514066
keking at the time an anon claimed an hour had gone by in a flash during daylight savings
>>1751406
Read,Tom Cambells"my big toe"it will explain how and why we live in a virtual reality.
I want to start meditating. I don't really believe in the hocus pocus spiritual stuff, but I figure even if it's just a placebo thing it has positive effects for people. Where should I start /x/?
>don't really believe
>placebo
good luck
Start by taking off your metaphorical fedora.
>>17515593
Hypocrite
>I wanna learn about reality
>But I'm going to ignore what reality says about itself in favor of pleasing my inherent intellectual insecurity
Fuck off with your shit. Real magic is self-improvement. Lift weights, read books, make money and fuck bitches. When you make it, come back and then you'll be ready.
Unless you wanna kill that buddah of yours, you're not going nowhere.
Isn't it creepy how all the classic childhood games are basically survival training?
1. hide and seek
>teaches you how to hide from someone
>or how to find someone
2. tag
>teaches you how to escape and evade
>or how to catch someone
3. capture the flag
>teaches you how to steal something important
>or prevent something important from being stolen
4. flashlight tag
>teaches you how to destroy enemy submarines
>>17511745
It's not about "survival training", it's about being competitive. This thread is stupid and you should feel stupid.
Creepy? It's only natural. Children are animals or at best little savages. They only understand the simplest rules of life.
5. weiner fights
>ummm
>Hillary Clinton: Area 51 files will be opened to the public after election, Presidential hopeful promises
>I would like us to go into those files and hopefully make as much of that public as possible. If there's nothing there then let's let people know there's nothing there."
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/area-51-files-hillary-clinton-us-election-2016-aliens-jimmy-kimmel-a6955221.html
noice
>implying she will
>>17518935
So she made a sly remark to a known comedian and you're taking it seriously?
1/10, go back to /pol/
>>17518935
Bill, Obama, and I think Bush said similar things on the way in. "if I find anything I'll make it public."
Then they get your vote and they say there was "nothing there."
Hilary is a lying fucking snake. Long live Emporer Trump. He might just release it cause he feels like it.
I believe the purpose of life is to become God.
I believe there are two paradigms at work, one is Christ consciousness and one is Satanic.
Christ consciousness is desiring to become God but also sharing the ability to become God, aka taking communion to become part of god with him (Jesus Christ)
I believe there is another force at work that is Satanic. The bible says Satan is the god of this world. I believe this mode of being is becoming God selfishly. Desiring to have the powers and abilities of God, but not sharing.
So you have a choice. Go to church,take the communion, spread the good news and most likely be persecuted for it because Satan is the god of this world.
OR
You can make a deal with Satan. He will reveal a path to selfish godliness to you, but will strike a bargain with you binding you to secrecy. The punishment will be severe, possibly more severe than death. Possibly something you've done or will be made to do will come to light in the worst way. (Think Jared from Subway having his pedo shit exposed and life ruined). He will suffer far more than if he had simply died, I'm sure.
An important concept to grasp is the unity of god-consciousness.
It may also seem contradictory that Satan can be god of this world and be thwarted in any way since he is already god-like, but eventually (maybe already) a surrender will come from within Satan at the turning of the age.
The purpose of life is to REMEMBER that you are ALREADY one with God.
There is no separation. Separation is an illusion.
Satan is the deceiver who FOOLS you into thinking you are separate. AKA you have an ego that is isolated from the source.
You are a part of both God and Satan. We are all one in the same, yet we are separate at the same time.
The reason the unity of god-consciousness is important is this:
The most obvious reason is that two omnipotent beings can't exist in the same space. If their will conflicted they would have to coordinate somehow or thwart each other endlessly, losing their "omnipotent status" because they are constantly having to direct effort to not being thwarted or to thwarting the other.
if you go the Satanic route you can choose a selfish desire like sex, money or power. You won't experience the fullness of God-consciousness because Satan will never let you, but your selfish desires might be met.
If you go the route I recommend, and follow Jesus Christ, you are agreeing basically to become one with him, experiencing the fullness of God, but the caveat is that you do his will as if he was the executive "decider". You abandon selfish desire.
>>17518316
I'm not here to argue with anyone, I just see threads where people ask about making deals with Satan and I wanted to describe what that is like and what it means as well as providing some insight into a much better alternative, which is following Jesus Christ.
Im agnostic and hate christianity, yet believ in ghosts and an afterlife. Anyone else have this opinion here?
I am a Christian and this picture offends me.
Please remove.
>>17517182
Fuck off, christcuck. No one likes your shitty cuckold god. Even you hate him and his subjegation deep down.
>>17517182
fag
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>>17512825
>>17516444
It's Chironymous here, eventually doing Morgan's Tarot or I-Ching readings for whomever I can whenever I'm around, so definitely check back for a reply before thread's end!
I just need positive input*** to heal my wounds so that I may help others... and as much or as little of the following as you're comfortable giving me:
*Whether you want Morgan's Tarot or I-Ching
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26
Capricorn
NYC
I am a handyman by professional and currently unemployed. I am seeking a new job and have been contacted by email from someone who saw my resume. I would like advice on my job prospects , future , and what I can do to be successful and happy.
>>17516464
I want to try I ching
cheerful input: You can always start over from scratch.
This is a serious question. Does anyone know how to summon succubi?
>>17516181
1 close 4chan
2 turn off computer
3 get fit
4 clean up
5 get a job
6 find a hooker
7 get laid
Its that easy,
>>17516195
You don't need to do all that shit to get a hooker. Just ask your dad some money.
>>17516224
>wanting to make the poor hooker start crying from having to service you