Archived threads in /x/ - Paranormal - 1692. page

>>18439445
Since when did the Redpill come to /x/?

I left /pol/ to leave that autism behind.

>>18439446
fuck off /leftiepol/

>>18439445
UFOs are any object that is seen flying which cannot be identified. Usually objects which cannot be identified by civilians are able to be identified by professionals once they are made aware of reports of a UFO, but in cases where they cannot, they are declared UFOs. We do not know what, if anything, is aboard these flying objects because they are unidentified. If we knew what, if anything, was aboard these flying objects, they would no longer be unidentified and would not be UFOs anymore,

>>18439402
saturn interests me. tell about some of the dreams please

>>18439402
Saturn is satan.

>>18439727
wiki page says otherwise

"Happy Hunting"

>HH

Ib4 Hiel Hitler

Is this the same as the Cicada one a while back? Probably just up the contrast to see an image in the black space.

Oh. omnipresent solutions

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Take your meds Anon... We are all worried.

>>18439393
kill me pete

>>18439389
>brandon lee
the demons are just an ilusion so are the gods, only reality maters

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>>18439314
Instructions on how to fold the paper. You put it on top of a pointed object like a pen, needle, or tooth pick, pointing up out of a rubber/soap or other support.

>>18439314

Did it some years ago as a novelty, didn't manage to make it work with a barrier.

Still expecting some bullshit physics explanation saying it's hot air or electrical charge or somesuch.

Freaking street numbers, that's the only important one.

If anyone is reading now, what does V think of me?

If you are still doing readings, I just need to know about dreams and job.

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Looking to do a trade for a silly question tonight. Will pick up a few reads for whoever in the meantime. All I need is a name/alias and a question. Method is scry, and if you could include a cute picture that would be a tremendous help right now. Thanks

>>18439164
>reliable

what exactly are you asking?

>>18439170
I don't know much about it and am curious. I'm always willing to learn from or about things, and i felt this would be a good place to start.

>>18439170
Also, I didn't mean offense if I came off like that, I admit I should have phrased that better.

>>18439154

Part 2.
>so Summer
>we all hang out a ton
>play some baseball in summer league
>ghum is the best pitcher
>finally ask ghum one day why i havent ever been to his place
>he always came to hang at our houses
>he says hes embarrased by parent
>finally convince him to let me come hang after weeks of hounding
>fucking huge ass house
>4 car garage
>gated 2 story house
>his parents are seriously loaded
>so his family is him, mom, dad, 2 sisters, and 2 older brothers
>all of them are seriously awesome.
>funny down to earth people
>i mean they have some weird traditions and stuff but i chalked that up to cultural bias
>spend all day there and have an awesome time
>end of day ghum comes over to spend the night at my place
>ask him why he never said anything
>ghum was worried wed only hang if we thought he was rich
>promise him i wont tell anyone so he doesnt have to worry
>later that night when we got bored of street fighter he says he wants to show me something cool.
>loads up laptop
>Some weird russian site
>his family is multilingual. french, russian, danish, etc
>ask what the fuck were looking at
>tells me to just wait and that itll be worth it
>so the video starts out with this 15/10 amazing woman
>shes stripping and eyeing the camera like shes looking at me specifically
>normally not really into lookin at porn with dudes around but im like totally involved in this one
>ghums just watching the screen then looking at me the way you do when you show someone a vedeo
>you guys know the look
>anyway he keeps saying to just wait the good part is coming
>so the girl gets down on her knees near something covered with a blanket
>lifts the blanket up and and theres a dead body underneath it
>i shit you not it was another girl under there but dead
>totally dead, not fake makeup and special effects dead
>DEAD

cont... if anyone is interested

>>18439155
mild interest cont pl0x

>>18439155
Go on

>>18439088
No, therefore no, and no.
The Anti-Life Equation is a fictional comic book element. You might as well ask if Superman exists. The Despair Code is just a meme, a replacement for The Grifter.

Depression is real, suicide is real, and there are good reasons for both. But there's no one-size-fits-all formula, no suicide symphony. I've heard the Hungarian Suicide song a dozen times, I'm still here. I've reas the supposed Despair Code equation, it does nothing. And yes, I understood it just fine.

>>18439124
I'm asking if it *could* exist, a mathematical proof that proves the folly of existence. In an infinite universe, heck even with the billions and billions of stars in our own galaxy, Superman has the potential to be real.

>>18439151
Lel where's planet Krypton then

>>18439063
you got a demon on you little man

>>18439063
>>18439068
funnily enough my best friend who has a pact with darkness just recently told me he was basking in the chaos that is to come. He claims another great war is on the horizon and briefly lamented that he'd have to put his dream on hold when he gets drafted.

take it as you will

>>18439077
>pact with darkness

haaahahhahahahaha

your friends soul is fucked

>>18438861
I have a pretty simple one, and what it summons is pretty shitty.
Say "women are just as intelligent as men, and deserve equal pay", and you'll summon an angry /pol/tard in short order

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>>18438872

You degenerate fuck, were not some tulpa you can just summon, quit larping. Or are you still butthurt that were better at magic?

>women are just as intelligent as men, and deserve equal pay

Maybe when they can lift 50 pounds without bitching about it.

>>18438861
>like a small animal or something?

Thats not really how this works.

>picture of goth bitch with huge nose

>written in the modern era, but has "Liber" in title

Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit.
People can troll me about "judging a book by its cover", but if a book has a title like Lesbian Space Vampires from Planet X, you probably aren't getting high literature.

>>18438961
Oh, this is a new reprint. The original print I heard were very few copies and was expensive.

I read the prologue alone, it was kinda interesting. I hate the cover of that reprint though but it was the only good photo of it I could find online.

>>18438961
>>18438968
I forgot to mention, but according to the introduction the original version was in 1584 by a Matthias Dekker under the full name of 'Liber lilith sive de coitus larvis'.

I am just very interested on old books on the occult restored, especially after many copies were burnt during the inquisition and renaissance. If anyone can tell me of any other "lost book found", I'm interested to know.

>>18438694
>There's no cell service so I'm bringing my own hotspot box for internet connection.
uh...

i'd be watching interestedly, but there's no way to really "plan" a paranormal adventure, is there?

>>18438702
On livestream?

No...Those 'ghost busters' TV shows are always staged and scripted for ratings..

Me I don't really care for ratings...

>>18438564
>Anons, tell me about death hexes and serious harm spells

Be careful It is a popular belief amongst witches that curses are unethical and, as a result will return to the curser in the same form they have been given.

>>18438659
>Hexes and curses are fake, anon.
>Just get people to gangstalk him.

Probably one of the best things ive read all day

>>18438647
This. And if the curse is undeserved then it returns to the sender magnified. And if the person you do it to is a witch the reciprocal effect can be even worse... They have to really deserve it.

>>18438512
A good start would be to ask God

>>18438524
What do you mean?

>>18438532
God is wisdom and lucky for you, God is also loving.