Scrafty thread
Lil' bros are also allowed
>you will never battle Bonnie and her Mega Heliolisk
>you will never battle Lysandre and his Mega Pyroar
>you will never battle Malva and her Mega Talonflame
>you will never battle Wikstrom and his Mega Aegislash
>you will never battle Seibold and his Mega Barbaracle
>you will never battle Drasna and her Mega Noivern
>you will never battle AZ and his Eternal Floette
>you will never battle Calem/Serena with their Mega Starter
>wanting more megas
Good.
>>25605101
Gen 6 remakes When?
>Be me
>Wake up in cave
>Begin to worry about myself
>Arbok is a lazy serpent
>Realize I have to get up and do stuff
>Turn on Arbok's favorite "jam"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSZ-0Mr30mU [Embed]
>Normies get out
>Look at my little fuck toy I named after my favorite best friend
>Hug it close
>Look at little butthole sex toy named "Mallorie" Arbok snuggles it aggressively
>Koopa bros wanna hangout
>Send reply back in Pokegear Phone
>"Sssure..."
>Arbok feels loved and cozy at bar
>Most of bros are loyal Trump Koopas
>Arbok has no problem with this
>See qt3.14 that always looks for Arbok
>Too beta to lift hood on high for little qt Rattata
>Arbok wants to eat qt Rattata so bad
>Go home and snuggle back up to "Mallorie"
>Have begun talking about myself in 3rd person frequently
>NORMIES..............[Get out]
>>25605008
The whole point of the story is?
Where can I subscribe?
shy Arbok is shy
The highlight is suspicious, they're certainly footfags.
>>25605000
can you blame them?
>>25605000
Why footfags try to shove their fetish into everything they make?
>>25605000
>sweat is literal waste from unhealthy stuff your body doesn't need
>people "worship" its factory
>There will never be a good Pokemon racing game
>>25604959
Please.
>>25604980
this
>implying Dash was bad
Welcome to /pmg/, a place for discussing Pocket Master/Super Evolution. Last thread hit the bump limit.
Pastebin for newbies: http://pastebin.com/JEFX0ta8
>What is this?
It's a Chinese mobile game where several Pokemon are turned into surprisingly great waifus and husbandos. You build a team of five (and one backup) and go through various stages and also fight people in a PvP arena. It's like Plants vs. Zombies except better because it's a waifu sim.
>How do I play?
Android users: Go to the play store and search Elves union, or download the apk here:http://lopcdn.gamedreamer.co.th/apk/kden_efunfun.apk
iOS users: Go to the app store and look for Elves union.
If you can't play the game on mobile or want a faster playing quality, download BlueStacks, then download the above apk.
>What server should I use?
Most of us are on S04 Cerulean City although you can use any server, or several if you want to reset your team. S01-05 give the best rewards.
>Which starter should I choose?
Charmander or Bulbasaur, Squirtle choose your waifu
>How do I get X pokemon?
Tap on the Wiki button in the game menu, tap the pokemon you're looking for, and scroll down until you can find how it's obtained. You're usually gonna need to be lucky, though.
>How much should I spend on this game?
You can go totally free and do just fine since the game gives you quite a lot for free, as long as your rolls aren't total garbage. Get a Miltank as she’s a good early healer, even if she only is a 4-star. If you want to spend money for Pokestones, go up to VIP3 ($10 total) so that you can participate in the Server Fund once you hit level 20, which gives you lots of free Pokestones. You get Zapdos at VIP6 ($60) and Lugia at VIP10 ($700) but they're not really worth it.
>How should I build my team?
You have two options: 3 melee, 1 healer, 1 ranged; or 2 melee, 1 healer, 2 ranged. More details in the pastebin, or ask for advice. Try to fill your team with 15 quality 5-stars (purple stars).
Fantasy Monster now OP
>the icon is now 2nd worst starter
>guild battle screen
>find out you are supposed to select nearby enemy spots during the attack countdown to be able to attack them only now
I would feel less stupid were it not for that broken english
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25604763I'M UNBEATABLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkaipZFln04
I wuv Mantine c:
>Mantine will never be part of a choir
Damn.
How hard would it be to string myself up with cameras like pic relate,
Tether it to the internet on my phone and stream Pokemon Go live?
You have peaked my interest do go on
Are people going to die attempting to catch rare Pokemon?
>>25606923
I sure hope so.
Rock is the worst type.
Prove me wrong
Sneaky pebbles.
Poison exists.
>>25604546
>what is poison type
Will we ever see Challenge Mode in the new games, /vp/?
>>25604487
I hope so. But even a challenge mode won't satisfy me, I need something on the level of Bravely Default hard mode, or better yet, Bravely Second hard mode.
There's no such thing as "challenge" in a JRPG since you can just grind. Go play an action game if you want challenge.
Ok I have Yellow, Gold, Silver, Crystal, Sapphire, Emerald, FireRed, Pearl, Plat, HG and SS.
All are opened. I might be able to find a Pokewalker and I have the preorder Ho-oh figurine for HG. The carts with batteries will almost 100% need a replacement and I don't want to touch it.
How much do you think I can make if I just sell them on Craigslist?
I might feel a bit too nostalgic to give away Crystal though.
One MILLION dollars
I'll buy Gold from you
>>25604408
>Dead batteries
Might be worth some lint and a PB&J
Are Pokémon fusions in Gen 7 already hinted at in Pokémon X or is this just a reference to that Manga?
It's a reference to Bill
It's a reference to the time in gen1 when Bill accidentally fused with a Pokemon.
It's a reference to furfags.
red or yellow?pls help
>all starters with decent sprite work
Vs
>one shitty looking starter
>>25604281Blue
>>25604281
Green.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bs1rnmJcTY
Disgusting teeth - you can see the enamel between them, as expected of a Lucario fag.
pokemon fans are fucking weird
>>25604137
Kek
Pokemon: Then VS Now
POKEMON IS SO MUCH WORSE NOW
DUDE NOSTALGIA LMAO