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>nothing special
Yfw even serebii acknowledges that these starters were boring af :^)
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Of course. They're just the same as the ones you can already get in ORAS.
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>>26808472
Rightttt
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>>26808472
I agree with your opinion but your fact is objectively wrong.
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>Pokémon Lore: the key to victory is friendship!
>Pokémon Game Mechanics: the key to victory is inbreeding and mass infanticide!
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>>26808449
>Pokemon hackers: The key to victory is dark magic and genetic experimentation!
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>Pokémon Science: The Key to understanding is only guesswork
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>>26808449
>Pokemon fans: I'm an edgy faggot!
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Pokemon's #1 problem is its utterly insipid writing 2016-06-20 11:32:34 Post No.26808445
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Pokemon's #1 problem is its utterly insipid writing
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Hey, you bought the new Pokemon game? That means you're fucking stupid.
No, that's not my opinion. That's Game Freak's opinion of you. You bought Pokemon, so you must be a goddamn dunce, and so for the next hundred or so hours our game's dialogue is going to talk waaaay the fuck down to you, while making as little sense as humanly possible. There will not be a single human character in our game who talks like a human. They'll all talk like Steve from Blues Clues just dropped shitloads of LSD into his eye and fell into a ball pit full of Pokemon plushies.
I am not exaggerating. As an adult, this is what playing Pokemon feels like. And I get it, I totally get it. Before you shitpost, I know that Pokemon is a children's game. Just like Adventure Time and Regular Show are children's TV shows. Just like the Lego Movie and Up and Toy Story 3 are children's movies. Why do I bring those properties up? Because they prove that you CAN write dialogue and scenarios for children that aren't depressingly stupid and condescending, shit that doesn't assume the intellect of the viewer is at perfect zero. You can entertain children without making it clear to them that you think they're dumb as shit. That's a thing! But not in Game Freak's world.
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>>26808445
Ehhh, decent pasta. The sauce is lackluster, though.
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>>26808445
And that's why I'll be pirating SM so I don't have to have buyer's remorse when I quit the game halfway through like I did with ORAS.
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I play Pokemon for the bike riding post game, not the shitty story
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random hc: missingno is the true horrible outcome of the incident's that occured on cinnabar. thats why it lives on the coast. dr. oak might have been part of the organization, maybe even partly in charge of it.
red realizes this but in the end is left traumatized by his encounter with missingno who is really a fucked up pokemon with messed up genes, suffering greatly but also spreading like a virus , soon to swallow kanto .
missingno basically moves and shapes around like the smoke monster from lost only that its made out of data glitches. it can take on various form and is lusting for revenge.
red doesnt speak due to his trauma and has basically lost his mind. mewto told him the true via psychic powers when they met at azulean cave.
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>>26808429
kill yourself
>>>/t/umblr
>>>/out/
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>>26808429
>>>/reddit/
You can't possibly think anyone here is going to pat you on the head for your tl;dr autismo headcanon, right?
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>>26808448
how can you not agree on my amazing headcanon ? "i don't understand."
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CoroCoro prison log: day 5
We're still stuck here for no apparent reason. John Gamefreak and Junichi Masuda are patrolling our cell 24/7 threatening us with with dire consequences if we try to make contact with anyone. Sometimes we can hear distant grumbles; "if the filthy gaijins learn about the-....... something might-..."
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Best thread. I want best dogs english name ;_;
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>>26808198
it's like you don't watch movies pupper
you have dig! dig!
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>>26808198
>Nekkoala sleep the entire time so it doesn't even realize it still hasn't been revealed
>Iwanko's deep eyes curses it in that it has to stay awake and completely aware of everything until it is revealed
are there enough rat pokemon in a single game to make a decent rat team?
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>>26808128
Depends on what you count as rats. Because there's only one actual rat pokémon, but a whole bunch of rodents.
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>>26808128
Rattata, Pikachu, Patrat, Sandslash, Marill, Cyndaquil?
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>>26808141
from what i have seen if you dont count repeats like pichu or the plusle pokemon you have pikachu marill and raticate
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some random arceus code I found worked 2016-06-20 09:58:23 Post No.26808085
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some random arceus code I found worked
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holy shit /vp/
I was fuckin around with my old DSi and action replay for messing around in my old platinum version and after countless retries of the azure flute code I gave up
but I found a code for finding arceus in the grass by holding down select and it actually WORKED!
pic related
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The absolute madman
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>>26808085
Update
I weakened it a bit with some thunderpunches but my dusknoir eventually fainted
gonna paralize it now and try to catch it with any balls I have
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>>26808097
He's actually doing it!
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JUST
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Explain what I am seeing
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>>26807948
Someone trying to find absolutely any little thing to nitpick
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>>26807989
No that terrain/climate transition was pretty fucking bad
Kalos' snow was terribly placed
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Who /realniggahours/?
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Its 1pm byt we wilin
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5:30 AM on the tail end of a OITNB/White 2 marathon
Man what am I doing with my life
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>>26807978
Not praising the sun, I see
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SHOWDERP - pepis edition 2016-06-20 08:38:55 Post No.26807801
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pepis:
>https://a.pomf.cat/uvwcle.txt
lewd pepis:
>http://booru.showderp.com/
pepis master:
day of the rope !!bCYyL0Ew1sc
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>>26807801
fuck mods
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388927797
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388929712
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Is it a pokemon?
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>>26807799
Technically, yes. But it's not supposed to be, and it's not canon.
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>>26807799
It is a pokemon made of things that were never meant to be a Pokemon, with a name that is literally an error message.
Confirmed Ghost/Poiso- wait, what do you mean it's Normal/Bird?
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>>26807803
>it's not canon
It was literally in the first game, Anon.
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I'm gonna miss you forever, happy little roll-bro.
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>>26807796
This was one of the least convincing leaks ever made, though.
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>>26807796
Looks like something out of Adventure Time.
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>>26807809
So his lines are a little thin.
Who are you to judge a man based on the thickness of his lines?
>>26807834
I hadn't thought about it like that at all. Damn.
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Catching 'em all 2016-06-20 07:17:21 Post No.26807379
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Catching 'em all
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I've decided to actually do it, /vp/. I'm going to catch all 721 pokemon. Unfortunately, I missed the Mew, Celebi, Jirachi, and Darkrai events, so I'm kind of boned unless I can trade for them, or unless I decide to just get an injector to give 'em to me.
What do?
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>>26807379
Get off this fucking board, because you haven't caught 'em all.
Where the fuck are the mods.
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>>26807379
Don't bother for them until you got all the others, they don't count toward dex completion, plus you might find an anon willing to give them on your road to catching them all, check wifi general.
>>26807427
>I can't into reading comprehension
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>>26807427
Do you have a Volcanion, Anon?
>>26807431
Alright, I'll try wfg once I'm at like... 700 or so pokemon. Maybe I'll get some shit in wonder trade in the mean time. Crazier shit has happened.
Anonymous
I know Abomasnow has it 2016-06-20 07:13:57 Post No.26807350
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How do i obtain an Aurorus with snow warning? I want one for an ice mono-type run.
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>>26807350
It was given out as a participation prize for the "Enter The Dragon-type" competition last year.
Thankfully, it can be bred so just ask for one on the GTS.
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>>26807512
huh, alrighty. thanks anon
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>>26807512
>>ask for one on the GTS
>implying scumbags won't just give you the regular one
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What's his team /vp/?
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>>26807349
Scrafty
Loudred
Ambipom
also stupid thread
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>Tepig
>Steelix
>Weezing
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>Darumakka
>Electrode
>Donphan