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Post your Pokémon! Discuss anything Pokémon related. Pic related. My Pokémon.

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>walk to the church sidewalk
>have to actually go into the church parking lot for the pokestop
>walk to the park
>have to actually go into the park for the pokestop

Having to constantly have my phone out for this game is retarded enough, now I actually have to go right into the places where the pokestop is at instead of be near enough?

Fuck this game.

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Why is this board so obssessed with the word 'normie'

what does it even mean?

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Im about to go out and buy this because I just finished X (I mostly ignored it when it released). Redpill me without using "it's too easy" as a reason. All Pokémon games are easy.

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...


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dogars.org
booru.showderp.com

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new pokemon leaked

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Scott is going to be the champion of the Alola region.

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someone explain me why a fish evolves into an octopus wtf

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OK, before you freak out, this is NOT a 6 . 5 post. There's no doubt that SM are brand new.
However, I'm having doubts that "gen 6" as you know it is even a generation of Pokémon at all.
Let's look at some facts:
>1-5 have 100+ Pokémon, a staple for new gens
>new formes do not make, say, Platinum, a new gen
>gen 6 had only 72 new Pokémon and 48 new formes for old Pokémon
>mega evolution is without a doubt the focus of "gen 6"
>Kalos did not get games that complete the region ALA emerald and BW2
>the majority of Kalos "Pokémon" outside of few exceptions such as Talonflame, Hawlucha, Clawitzer and Dragalge simply do not look like Pokémon(and do not maintain the standard of quality Pokémon had prior to XY)
>many people theorize that XY were simply a beta test for something bigger
>for example, Kalos being gen 1-tier empty
>further supporting the theory XY are gen 1 spin offs
Kalos lacks an identity beyond being fanservice for gen 1, and outside of new formes, added nothing to the franchise.
Now, I'm not trying to sound critical of Kalos, so fans need not worry. I'm just saying that XY is merely a spin-off, with ORAS being a pre-gen 6 remake that also isn't gen 5.
5.5, maybe? You could just say ORAS doesn't belong, or that it is a spin off as well.
ORAS is definitely odd, it is inferior to a game set in the same region from 9 years prior, and lacks sufficient content to even be called a remake. Regardless, ORAS is insignificant when talking about new gens.

TL;DR
>XY does not have the qualifications necessary to be considered a new gen
>it is simply a spin off of Kanto
>XY and ORAS are early access software of sorts for the real gen 6 starting with Pokémon Sun and Moon this year

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Has the Water starter ever been the hands down least popular starter of any generation? Closest I can think of is Swampert and I've still seen a lot more fans of it than Sceptile.

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You have to explain to me something.
Why is clefable the best?
Best pink pokemon
Best fairy type
Best gen 1 pokemon.

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I don't love her. I ADORE HER.
Also her latex tokusatsu costume is pretty cute.
You cannot tell me that she's not the best pokegirl
Also, we need a continuation of Looker's story.

What's yours?

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Back in 2010 or something I was playing on my Pokemon fire red or leaf green and I was travelling East of Fuchsia city, I encountered a wild oddish and it used the move transform, it then turned into a green block and the game crashed. The block was kind of like a tower, and had lighter green lines going down it.

I'm not imagining this because I remember showing my brother who agreed with me this is weird as fuck. The cartridge was original and not modified. Did I encounter some fucked up missingno? The oddish literally used transform like a ditto would.

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>when your Magikarp evolves into Gyarados
Also I need a nickname, she's a girl so it has to be cute and feminine.

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>Only complaint is the E4 level curve and new mons only available in Kanto

>Literally no other complaints