What are your dream Pokémon teams, /vp/?
> Pic related: my custom wallpaper of my team
I'm sorta proud because this was my first time working with photoshop, but then again, I am kinda displaying some grade A internet retardation.
>>27108287
trainer card thread then?
>Wallpaper
Did you make it yourself, or is there a site that generates wallpapers of your team?
>>27108311
That's a good way to phrase it
>mfw I live in a town of normies that don't play Pokemon
>mfw my local gym will be mine forever
>>27108255
If you live in Vermont I will find that Gym
>>27108326
What? Eurofag here
>>27108255
Thanks for letting us know, friend.
no one reply after this, let the go fag's thread die. He could have posted this in any other go thread.
>tfw You thought Slowking evolves from Slowbro
ITT: Misconceptions about Pokemon
>>27108188
>When a pokemon gets to level 101 they die
Not sure how you mixed that one up, but maybe I'm just a Slowbro fag.
I didn't realize Lugia had fingers until like three years ago.
>>27108188
>Stat drops are permanent
Articuno is literally the worst bird and anyone who likes it is either a hive minded normalfag or mentally challenged.
The only reason the very simple minded people that like Articuno can give to like him is that "it's pretty", so that's basically how far their mind can go, and being dumb is the only reason I can attribute to someone that likes Articuno, even though it's the worst one in fighting power and every aspect, with the most uninspired design of the trio, relying completely on being normal looking, because it's literally just a blue bird with no atributes.
If you like Articuno you're just like these people and you should feel ashamed.
>>27108078
what's wrong with liking Pokemon for looks anyway? not everyone is going to use them for battle.
>>27108078
lmao great post
I like ice types
Why are you guys so upset with Pokémon being over taken by normies? Pokémon is, and always has been, normie. Everyone born 1990 and onward loves Pokémon. Pokémon is on the same level as Harry Potter in terms of defining the last generation. The only people who are coming into the fanbase after Pokemon Go are cute girls who didn't play "boy stuff" when they were kids. Pokemon Go isn't popular because everyone loves fitness apps, it's because everyone loves Pokémon. Jesus Christ, how long has Pikachu been a balloon in the Macy's Day parade?
>inb4 genwunners
Most no one other than autistic mememakers on 4chan and Reddit care about what generation Pokemon come from, they just like Pokémon. Now peave your room and go play Pokémon with some cute girls.
>>27108024
Don't worry anon, you speak the truth.
It's just that the people here who complain about the normie boogeyman are hipster autists who don't want to accept the fact that they like something popular.
I agree with you OP
PLUS: Nice work posting Slowpoke line
>3D girls
>"cute"
Hey /vp/
What is your favorite Chinpokomon?
>>27107923
shoe
i got shoe
>>27107999
normal/bug fucking
>>55528212
TL;dr Niantic forces you to grant full access to your gmail account, otherwise it won't work. Ingress didn't have this, only basic permissions.
What will we do now?
>implying normies give a shit
>>27107849
If you're an Android/iOS user, you were already part of the botnet
What's your favourite Pokemon? Pic related.
>>27107802
>inb4 GO faggots ask what this Pokemon is
>>27107856
Love it, my favourite normal type
>>27107802
not the best ghost, but its still top ghost
behold the best ghost/demon/smogon god
>>27107856
the whole line is based
YOU FAGS ARE WRONG, THEY'LL REVEAL ROOTHOOT AND YOU'LL BE KICKING YOURSELVES.
JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT.
Is that a self portrait ?
>>27107772
I like how the Wojak edit isn't even much uglier than the "real" Roothoot.
They already revealed the pokemon they redesigned Roothoot into though.
>hahahahaha!
>what's that, bro?
>wtf, you like gen 6?
>hahahahaha! Get out of here!
>you must be joking! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
What do?
kill yourself for having shit taste
>>27107767
punch him in his shitty face
whats wrong with his chest?
Anyone else getting bored?
Are there any content updates coming up soon?
>>27107691
>everyone on internet shitting themselves over this
>decide to give it a try
>install to tablet, start walking around
>player character moves around randomly, my area is a barren wasteland of nothing
>give up, wait a day or two then try again
>finally have a Weedle show up in my yard
>vaguely swipe the screen like a retard, "yay caught!"
>"EXP GAINED, GOT STARDUST, LEVELED UP!"
>mfw
I don't understand, why is this getting so much hype? It's garbage without any of what made pokemon actually fun. Neat concept on paper, but christ this is nonsense and I can't believe so many people are eating it up with both hands.
>>27107840
Final Fantasy syndrome.
People will buy into any game with Final Fantasy in the title. This is no different.
>>27107840
>Installed to tablet
Found the problem. You're an idiot.
>talking to a guy online
>he says he likes anything about gen 6
dumb phoneposter
>>27107687
Ask him about the Grass Gym leader. You know the one.
>doesn't like sexy fairies
>yfw CP :???
What's wrong with cheese pizza?
What happened to PG?
Find a flaw.
>>27107625
My dick isn't in her pussy right now.
She's not real :(
Why wasn't GO launched worldwide?
>Piplup
I always forget how popular that little fucker is.
>>27107551
>Loulla-Mae Eleftheriou-Smith
the fuck?
Niantic halted the global rollout because the servers were already dying.