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Fuck Pokemon go, i just had one of the most embarrasing experiences of my fucking life trying to play this game

>be a 20 yrs old regular looking individual
>decide to leave my house to play pokemon go for the first time
>decide to go to a park nearby because there's around 3 pokestops there and a gym
>get to the park and find 0 pokemon on the way to the park
>nothing but kids and their moms in the park
>a few kids playing go too on their phone
>they all avoid me as much as they can while looking at me weirdly
>already feeling uncomfortable being the only adult there playing fucking pokemon on his phone
>all kids avoid me and i'm in a giant grass field alone in the middle
>"o-ok let's find pokemon"
>keep walking and realize all the fucking pokestops are in a giant underground sewage passage down the park for some fucking stupid reason
>still 0 pokemon found
>some little kids playing soccer notice me and scream to me
"HEY FAG THERE'S A PIKACHU DOWN HERE, COME AND GET IT!"
>"YEAH I JUST GOT A CHARIAZARD BRO XD"
>they all laugh
>i hear some of their moms laugh too
>feel even more uncomfortable
>turn around to see all the soccer moms and old woman passing my staring at me REALLY
weirdly
>my anxiety is at the top, no longer want to be there anymore
>suddenly, finally a pokemon appears
>it's a fucking 30 cp pidgey
>catch it and leave with my head looking at the ground the whole time

This app fucking sucks, why am i forced to leave my house to play it? even worse it drains my battery like hell, i had 80% battery when i left and i had 50% when i came back and i only left for like 10 minutes, my phone was burning so much it was about to fucking combust.

I never want to do this shit again.

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 01:08:50 Post No.27173408
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>He needs a fucking mobile kiddy game to leave the house and "exercise"

hahahna

Anonymous 2016-07-15 01:12:09 Post No.27173455
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>>27173385
Next time leave the fedora and duster at home. You might want to shave off the neckbeard too.

Anonymous 2016-07-15 01:12:23 Post No.27173458
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>>27173385
It's your own fault. Before release most of us (/vp/) was against POGO. After release half of us (/vp/) is playing POGO, a normie game.

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Pokemon cosplay Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:57:03 Post No. 27173238 [Report] [View this topic]

have you ever dressed up like a pokemon, /vp/?

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CAPSLOCK 2016-07-15 00:59:16 Post No.27173268
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CAPSLOCK 2016-07-15 00:59:16 Post No.27173268 [Report]

>>27173238
>POINTY NIPPLES

Anonymous 2016-07-15 01:36:38 Post No.27173881
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>>27173268
lewd

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I'd like to nibble her doughnut, if you know what I mean.

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:55:09 Post No.27173214
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>>27173192
You're trying to hard b8 m8

Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:56:20 Post No.27173225
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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:56:20 Post No.27173225 [Report]

Looks pretty smug.

~~Can't unsee face in its snout now though, fuck. The whiskers look like eye brows and closed eyes along with the mouth.~~

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>>27173192
That's Popplio. " the Sea Lion Pokémon".

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:52:15 Post No. 27173182 [Report] [View this topic]

Was Poliwhirl the Lucario/Zoroark/Greninja of G1?

It got forced on the cover of time magazine.

Or did one dev just really like Poliwhirl?

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This is actually really funny to me for some reason

Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:55:29 Post No.27173217
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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:55:29 Post No.27173217 [Report]

Nobody liked Poliwhirl that much. They just put him in everything. Like the Macaroni and Cheese.

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:55:40 Post No.27173219 [Report]

If you existed, you should know.

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:51:02 Post No. 27173167 [Report] [View this topic]

What is it with Pokémon like these getting such large and diverse movepools?

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:51:27 Post No.27173172
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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:51:27 Post No.27173172 [Report]

Godzilla's children

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>>27173167
well, what do they all have in common?

Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:53:42 Post No.27173196
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>>27173167
They're all in the monster egg group.

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Pokemon GO General - /pgg/: No Thread in Catalog Edition 2016-07-15 00:50:06 Post No.27173153
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Pokemon GO General - /pgg/: No Thread in Catalog Edition Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:50:06 Post No. 27173153 [Report] [View this topic]

hat country has this game been released in?
Officially: Australia, New Zealand, Germany, and the USA

>Is anyone else having trouble with x?
Yes. Servers have been fucking up forever. If you have an issue, it's likely a server issue or a bug not unique to you.

>When will the game be released in my country?
What are we, from the future? We don't know.

>It says that the app is incompatible with my devices! What gives?
This is a region lock and it is very probable that your device IS in fact compatible with Pokemon GO. Install the app to find out! Directions are below.

>If I live outside of Australia, Germany and the USA, can I download this game for Android?
Sure! Keep reading for directions.

>How do I download the game?
Go to http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-0-release/pokemon-go-0-29-0-android-apk-download/
You will need a file manager on your phone. Get a file manager in the Google Play store.

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:51:17 Post No.27173170
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First for the game freezes after every ball I throw

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:53:01 Post No.27173189 [Report]

I've legitimately spent more time trying to reconnect after ball freeze or d/c than actually playing.

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:54:04 Post No.27173200 [Report]

>>27173170
>>27173189
same to be honest

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:49:02 Post No. 27173131 [Report] [View this topic]

Gen 3>Gen 4

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Read the rules you fucking faggot

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>>27173156
why is gotta catchem all banned?

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>>27173131
yeah indeed, you asserted something that a pleb would say.

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:48:38 Post No. 27173127 [Report] [View this topic]

What was your first 10km egg?

Mine was Jynx

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:49:31 Post No.27173142
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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:49:31 Post No.27173142 [Report]

328 CP Electabuzz, gonna hold out for a higher level.

I caught a Jynx in the parking lot of a Hilton Hotel actually

Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:49:40 Post No.27173144
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>>27173127
still haven't gotten a 10k egg :(
hatches so far:
5k - doduo
2k - pidgey
5k - venonat
5k - tentacool

Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:56:46 Post No.27173233
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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:56:46 Post No.27173233 [Report]

An Eevee.... I was so pissed off. But I have high hopes for my next 10km I'm currently hatching...
Both my 2kms gave me Caterpies, and my 5km gave me Meowth.

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pic

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:51:30 Post No.27173173
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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:51:30 Post No.27173173 [Report]

This time around provide explanation for your choices. Also, if you've already done this, maybe choose someone else you know and try and make a team for them, or maybe go to pokecharms and make a trainer card.

Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:58:13 Post No.27173259
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>>27173114
>Venusaur
It just felt right.
Can't explain it. Never regretted my choice either.
>Porygon2
Take a guess.
>Braviary
Another easy one.
>Quagsire
There's plenty of swampland that a Quagsire can enjoy in the south.
>Shiftry
That hair.
>Litten
It's a cat.

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1. Charizard

2. Ditto

3. Picture related

4. Suicune features my home town's (Bochum) colors (blue and white)

5. Machamp

6. Arcanine

That's a pretty solid team.

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:43:33 Post No. 27173053 [Report] [View this topic]

>doesn't learn Trick-or-Treat
>yfw

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:45:03 Post No.27173077
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>>27173053

We don't know yet.

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>>27173053
>It has Castform-level stats making it unusable
>yfw

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>>27173053
>>27173053
I don't need a face, it will learn trick-or-treat ~~or so help me~~
>>27173077
Crab-hammers

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:43:06 Post No. 27173049 [Report] [View this topic]

The tepig line is the worst line of starters. Prove me wrong.

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:43:44 Post No.27173054
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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:43:44 Post No.27173054 [Report]

Your favorite starter exists

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:44:26 Post No.27173067 [Report]

the kanto starters exist

TopKec (ID: !UNSTjHdDlA) 2016-07-15 00:44:41 Post No.27173071
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TopKec (ID: !UNSTjHdDlA) 2016-07-15 00:44:41 Post No.27173071 [Report]

>>27173049
>not liking Ganon
Definitely should've been Fire/Dark, but oh well.

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:41:05 Post No. 27173027 [Report] [View this topic]

I get that these guys haven't grown up with Pokemon and they don't know much about it but goddamn how can you be THIS oblivious?

How the fuck did they get the indication that Pokemon Go is about collecting stickers anyways, Did they do any research whatsoever?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDRrWmOt5Kk

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:45:33 Post No.27173083
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>>27173027
Doug goes out of his way to shit on Pokemon specifically in plenty of his NC videos so this should be surprising to no one.

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:46:52 Post No.27173101 [Report]

>that face on the video image

is there a more JUST face?

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> MUH EEEEE-CELEBS

stop giving them attention. Just ignore them.

fucking "Doug Walker" isn't Pokémon

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Reaction pics Anonymous 2016-07-15 00:40:41 Post No. 27173022 [Report] [View this topic]

New laptop, dump your Pokemon-themed reaction images for me and others to save

Pic unrelated

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Would you let verlisify suck your dogs cock?

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>>27173022

Archived threads in /vp/ - Pokemon - 7806. page

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