That's it folks. I'm mad.
I have to leave for work in an hour or so. Everyday I browse /vp/ while pooping. Every day I have some giggles and it's a good experience overall.
Not since this cancer that is commonly called Pokemon Go. I've never seem an influx as big as this one. Normie's arrive in the dozens. Every day. They delete relevant threads with their stupid shit.
>which team is da best
>as a redditor which teams show my progressiveness best
>which is the trans team
>please say a team and get an upboat
>look at my shiny and ignore the evidences of forgery
>hey guise look at my video it shows how to get infinite candy that have 16 views
Rinse and repeat.
How do we fix this? How do we clean our board from this filth? I think our situation is worse than of /asp/ with the wrestlers.
>>27180026
> Pokemon players of any type not being "normies".
Where have you been since the 90's? There is almost nothing more widespread than Pokemon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GruNNmbKM
you sound bitter
Dumping some leaks
Pokemon
>There is 170 new pokemon in Aloha's dex
>70 old pokemon in the dex as well.
>Mega Evolutions appear in these games, and with 24 new mega evolutions.
>4 Mega Evolutions that are exclusive to different versions.
Story
>Magearna and Volcanion appears in a optional side-story that bears some similarities to the latest Pokemon movie.
>Zygarde is a major pokemon in the story.
>Zygarde's role is to control the balance between all three legendary Pokemon
>The evil team is named Geo Empire.
>Geo Empire's role in the story is to own the world with tourism. Starting with Aloha, their goal is to fill the whole Aloha's islands with tourism, thus disrupting the balance between the technology and nature.
>They plan to use Solgaleo and Lunala and a third legendary to control the day and night for their tourism events and is the main part of the story.
>The designs for their grunts look like business workers with black coloured luxury apparel.
>They have four Admins, one for each island. And most of their appearance look like extremely rich people, wearing luxury stuff.
>Lillie is the daughter of the CEO of Geo Empire.
Bond gems and Bond Attack
>They come in 18 types
>Most of them are hidden, and are hard to find.
>Professor gives you one Bond gem during the journey, and it's type depends on the starter that you picked.
>Only 6 can be worn on the bracelet.
>You can only use one gem on a pokemon
>The attack used with a bond gem is called "Bond Attack'
>The power of the attack depends on how high is the friendship level.
>Only 2 PP for Bond attack
>Every Pokemon can learn the Bond attack
>You can only use specific gem that relates to a Pokemon's type. (eg. You can only use a grass gem for a pure typed grass pokemon. And whereas you can use either Steel or electric gem for a dual typed Steel/Electric pokemon)
And that's it.
>>27179963
>Geo Empire
>Not "Team _____"
Ya tried.
>aloha
>240 total dex
Sure, OP.
>>Geo Empire's role in the story is to own the world with tourism. Starting with Aloha, their goal is to fill the whole Aloha's islands with tourism, thus disrupting the balance between the technology and nature.
>>They plan to use Solgaleo and Lunala and a third legendary to control the day and night for their tourism events and is the main part of the story.
>>The designs for their grunts look like business workers with black coloured luxury apparel.
kek this needs to be true
Fakemon thread
post..fakemon..
>>27179850
Ayy/Lmao type
He's hot
>>27181358
Oh, it's you again.
Yet you still are, just like you were playing Ruby and Sapphire, and will be yet again mocked for it. History will repeat itself come the dawn of Hoenn, and you fools will be ridiculed. After all, who can match up against the likes of Charizardmon and Mewtwomon.
>>27179818
it's going to be nearly impossible to evolve anything once they got past gen wun
>>27179818
I'll enjoy my mawile, who gives a fuck about anyone else
>Episode 934: Kalos League Victory! Ash's Ultimate Match!!
>Ash wins the league
>>27179777
Trips don't lie. Jesus Christ approves of this post.
>>27179777
>>27179833
off to a good start
>>27179912
It's all over now. We had a good run. Fucking Jigglypuff couldn't have posted a second earlier.
>Popplio is gonna become a mermaid
Ok I don't like it but why couldn't they at least make it like pic related. It is even a japanese folklore
>>27179679
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirenia
>Sirenia, commonly sirenians, are also referred to by the common name sirens, deriving from the sirens of Greek mythology. This comes from a legend about their discovery, involving lonely sailors mistaking them for mermaids.
Doesn't mean furbait seal is real though.
OP, do you know what a Selkie is?
>>27179728
I am not saying they are real but if they are the pic related thing would look better
>>27179978
No anon I can't google.
Guys I just want to point out that this 'creature' from japanese folklore is probably a better base as a selkie/mermaid whatever
It's happening /vp/! Gamefreak/TPC is finally making that Pokemon merchandise you've been dreaming of a reality!
But what do you want?
>>27179491
I want a Latias body pillow.
>>27179491
Official Gardevoir daki (shiny on one side, mega on the other)
Apparel with diverse Pokémon.not just Pikachu please
>It has been 3 generations since buyable new types of Pokéball were introduced.
I hope Sun and Moon brings new types and also for fuck's sake, let us get Apricorn Balls again.
I think there should be more type specific Pokéballs like the Net Ball.
Pokéball ideas thread?
They need to add some type of Pokéball Management feature for all us balltists.
Let the player change the Pokéball a mon is in (except for the Cherish Ball maybe). Let players customize the popping out effect again with Seals and also change the color of regular Pokéballs to be something other than red.
Brunch Ball
only works between 9:00 a.m.- 12 p.m.
They should nerf the Dusk Ball so its effectiveness at night/caves is just the same as Ultra Balls, only cheaper.
Also make a daytime/morning equivalent. Maybe call it the Sleepy Ball/Dew Ball.
Hey PokeBros! Does anyone here have experience with hacking/cheating in Pokemon Go?
no
go outside fatty
>>27179404
You can rack up crazy distance for hatching eggs by using the microwave turn plate.
I'm disabled I cant always do that.
>Mega evolution trainer
>Has a Charizard Tyranitar Metagross Weavile
Could this be hinting at a Mega Weavile in S&M?
Wait a god damn fucking jew ass minute. That "leak" mentioned Mega Weavile reveal next month.
>>27150148
It fucking happening?
>>27179379
He only uses Mega Charizard so he's not a mega trainer
>>27180425
We only have to wait until sunday to confirm.
What's your Bro and why is it your bro?
>I get sliver and sister gets gold, our first games
>I pick Totodile while she pick Chikorita
>Spends most of the time we play pokemon calling my starter shit, and bragging how good her starter is
>refuses to battle me because "She would win too easily"
>Would stop hanging out with her, but no friends makes that hard
>Then after beating the elite 4, she finally challenges me
>I then sweep her entire team
>Sister gets mad at me while I'm laughing
>>27179266
Feraligatr was the best gen II starter desu
>>27179442
No, Typhlosion was the best Gen ll starter. Feraligatr is the best gen ll starter now, though.
The physical/special split helped the Gatr out so fucking much.
>>27179498
Nah, Feraligatr was better even in Gen II unless you're talking about competitive in which case it doesn't matter because both are irrelevant.
Why the fuck not?
>Razr
They still make those?
Idk, I got it in 2011
How about posting this in an existing thread, mate?
What country has this game been released in?
Officially: Australia, New Zealand, Germany, the UK, and the USA
>Is anyone else having trouble with x?
Yes. Servers have been fucking up forever. If you have an issue, it's likely a server issue or a bug not unique to you.
>When will the game be released in my country?
What are we, from the future? We don't know.
>It says that the app is incompatible with my devices! What gives?
This is a region lock and it is very probable that your device IS in fact compatible with Pokemon GO. Install the app to find out! Directions are below.
>If I live outside of the countries in which this game has been officially released, can I download this game for Android?
Sure! Keep reading for directions.
>How do I download the game?
Go to http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-0-release/pokemon-go-0-29-0-android-apk-download/
You will need a file manager on your phone. Get a file manager in the Google Play store.
OLD THREAD: >>27175483
ITALIANONS WHERE YOU AT?!
First for Mystic
>>27179203
Pastafag here.stil can't download it
If you were raising a Kiteruguma, would you let it hug you?
Would hugs lead to fugs?
If so, yes.
>>27179174
>a kiteruguma will never suddenly embrace me and without realizing slowly begin to smother me
>i will never hear my own bones break as i struggle to escape
>no one will hear my cries for help
why isn't kiterugama real?
>>27179174
No. It can break anything in two.
So why are we forced to put up with this winning streak bullshit? Is it just to penalize players who don't play on an emulator?
>nice 40 battle win streak you got there m8, here's some complete bullshit enemy team to fuck you in the asshole with cheap tactics and 7 crits in a row. Have fun starting from scratch and wasting 8 hours to get back here
Suck less?
>>27178994
Mega-mom it like everyone else does fagit
>>27179011
>rental pokemon
>literally 'Buggered by RNG: The Game'