We discuss about the promised announcement that will be released in under three hours
Discuss.
Speculate.
Hate.
Predict.
Whats it supposed to be?
>>28650746
>in under three hours
At this point I want to assume these threads are just bait, there is no way /vp/ is so constantly bad with time zones.
>>28650746
theres's still roughly six and a half hours tho.
Heliolisk Thread?
Heliolisk Thread!
Because is literally Castfrom 2.0
>>28650710
>Because is literally Castfrom 2.0
How so?
>>28650725
Can be useful in all weather except one. Sandstorm for Castform and Hail for Heliolisk.
>>28650754
Huh, that's pretty cool. I didn't know that before.
What's his team?
6 Slakings.
>>28650724
Garbador and Slaking
>>28650698
Slaking
Snorlax
Komala
Ditto
Zoroark
Klinklang
ITT we design Z moves so they are an interesting mechanic rather than a shitty boring gamefreak gimmick. As in, don't just make them do a bunch of damage. Since they are limited to once per battle, you can really push the limits.
I'll start
Spark Surfer - Alolan Raichu exclusive
>120 power
>100 accuracy
>special
>If the user is faster than the target, paralyze the target.
>if the user is slower or equal in speed, increase the user's speed stat one stage.
i dont feel like i can ever participate in these threads because then i get attached to random things and they end up not happening, and furthermore never being as cool as shit we can imagine.
>Pulverizing Pancake
>Physical
>200 power
>+1 priority when Snorlax uses any contact moves for the rest of the battle
A Normal type move that raises all stats by 2 but confuses the user.
>New Trailer
>Showcase of Lugarugan
>Nothing more
>yfw
That's all that matters to me.
>>28650681
Marvelous
>>28650681
I just want to see how moondog looks and moves around in 3d.
I really don't get why everyone likes Colress so much
FIVE
He's genuinely not retarded, which is rare for the Pokémon world.
>>28650554
Off by one
I mean, he claimed to be attaining everlasting life at the end there, right? So you think he'll make an appearance in any future games? Since Dexio and Sina are returning it might be interesting if Lysandre made a brief cameo as an AZ tier wandering disheveled hobo or something.
>>28650354
He's alive, buried underground forever.
If I recall, in X he's buried underground forever in pain, and in Y he's fucking dead
>>28650407
Are either of these things ever confirmed anywhere in the post game or something?
Cherebii leaks in 4 hours!
>>28650337
Nani kore
>yfw when cheren will never rape you
>you will never laugh at his tiny 4 chink cock
>you will not end up raping him instead
>you will not put a chastity belt on him and watch him squirm
>you will never relieve him
why live
>>28650855
reality can be so cruel, anon.
> Poliwag
> Poliwhirl
> Poliwrath
> Politoed
> Lotad
> Lombre
> Ludicolo
> Croagunk
> Toxicroak
> Tympole
> Palpitoad
> Seismitoad
> Froakie
> Frogadier
> Greninja
Why are there so many frog Pokemon?
the lotad family are not frogs, they're kappas
>>28650312
because frogs are awesome
>>28650312
Toads are not frogs.
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>>28650257
:3c
These dubs will empower the trailers.
>>28650293
You fucking blew it
There are two "original 15X":
>Original 151
The first 151 Pokémon from the Kanto dex.
>NEO Original 156
These are the first 156 Pokémon after the reboot.
For DCucks comprehension: it's like the "New 52", but with Pokémon.
>>28650153
>>NEO Original 156
I don't... what?
>>28650153
wat
Post your favourite shinies
>I'm a sucker for white Pokemon
>tfw every grass starter has had a garbage shiny outside of one
Bisharp
I want to kill this character. I mean really kill him. I want him scrubbed from existence. Every DVD he's on destroyed, every magazine he's in burned, every hard-drive he's on factory wiped, every episode showing him re-edited or straight up rewritten so he's not in it and the digital devices hoising the original episodes magnetised. I want every tangible peace of evidence that he ever existed thrown into the fires of Mount Doom. I have never hated anything so much in my life, be they real or fiction.
Thank you for reading my unbridled autistic hatred of a fictional character.
t. Ash "Never Ever" Ketchum
>>28650025
Calm down. That much anger isn't healthy.
>>28650025
>crotch drop pants
>retarded fuzzy scarf
>edgy jacket
Who the fuck designed this
Is Pokemon Go/the normiefication of Pokemon a good thing? Or would you rather have Pokemon be enjoyed by children and autists?
>>28650002
I've fucked two girls so far just by the game alone, I'm all OK for it
I don't know what world you live in, but Pokemon is already 'normified'
>>28650002
This 90's nostalgia trend needs to stop.
The 90's were shit.
Crobat is the most bro-tier Pokemon to ever exist. Allow me to explain:
>Generation 1 was full of neverending Zubat
>Golbat wasn't very strong either, it had no decent moves and Wing Attack was super weak
>Gen 2 comes around
>You can find Dark Cave early if you explore thoroughly, like a good trainer should, and pick up a Zubat
>Sprout Tower immediately gives Zubat a place to shine
>By being willing to give Zubat another chance, you gain access to Bite, the first Dark type move you've ever seen
>This is the first time you even get to see anything of the two new types at all
>Dark was Special and Bite was no longer Normal type, so Zubat coild now chew through Rock Pokemon without a problem
>You can even teach it Steel Wing once you find the TM and have both new types represented
>Golbat rewards you again when it learns Wing Attack and you discover that it's much more powerful now
>Being a happiness evolution, you are rewarded even further for keeping it with you since it will evolve into Crobat almost immediately after becoming Golbat
>Then to cement its status as a bro among bros, it can then learn Fly as a Crobat for maximum comfort
>Even in competitive play Crobat can still hold its own by being one of the fastest motherfuckers in town and having an entire SkyMall catalog of status moves to pick from
Crobat is the epitome of a bro Pokemon because it continually pulls more weight than you had any reason to expect. After you have been conditioned to think of Zubat as a generic shitmon for years, it turns into an absolute badass if you give it a second chance to prove itself.
K, I know a great deal of the competitive community flipped their shit at how OP he became with that Mega Evolution, and hate that it exists. I however, am glad to see that my all-time favorite legend finally got some love by Gamefreak, and even happier that those of us outside Japan get to enjoy him with any sort of boost at all. So many events, 2 of which were the shiny Ray and the V-Create Ray, both of which I desperately hoped to get, but as usual, nope (seriously Japan, share a little).
Back to the point. He's been my favorite legendary since Ruby version, and seeing him fuck the metagame so hard that Smugon had to create a banlist beyond Ubers made me chuckle.
Despite its faults, I fuckin' loved the Delta Episode. The lore was solid and interesting, I loved the new atmosphere and look of the Sky Pillar, even though we all miss the bike challenge a little, and the climax was just epic in my opinion. Was it a little cheesy? Fuck yeah it was, but holy shit. You're riding Dragon Jesus into the sky to blow up a meteorite that carries an invading alien, who you battle in outer space! Also, Dragon Ascent it the most rad attack since Draco Meteor; and guess who gets them both? This guy.
So basically, you want me to choose a favorite that isn't as popular so that I can be a special snowflake? Who cares what other kids liked? Charizard has tons of meaning to me.
My first starter went along with my love of dragons. I'm a martial artist, and learned at a young age about the power and confidence of dragons in myth. I was (and still kind of am) a hothead, so I always gelled with Fire as an element, and Charmander was the natural choice for me. My dad even surprised me with the Red version *specifically* when we couldn't find the game during the original Pokemon hype because he knew those things about me. It's kind of how I was raised.
In the anime, his standoffish BS really mirrors my own edgy crap as a teenager. Nice, timid kid gets stronger and toughens up but is a total shit about it, eventually gets over himself and becomes a loyal bro. Shit was my "coming of age" to a T.
My friends all know/knew that Charizard was my ace, and agreed that it suited me. Everyone knew that I just "fit" with Charizard and questioned any time I benched him to try out other 'mon. Hell, when Charizard X was first announced, we all thought it was perfect that his color scheme matched the colors I use in my own business and am usually sporting: black and blue.
It may sound corny, but so is that shit about Gyarados "representing the ascension of the underdog" or Marowak "overcoming past and tribulations."
Charizard is just my favorite Pokemon, Anon. I don't see why that's such a fucking problem for people.
DEAR /VP/AGGOTS!
I FUCKING HATE YOU. NO THIS IS NOT BULLSHIT, THIS IS NOT TL;DR AND YES I'M FUCKING LIVID.
FOR MY ENTIRE POKEMON CAREER I HAVE COLLECTED LEGIT CARDS, POGS, AND GAMES. I HAVE COMPLETED EVERY GEN'S LIVING DEX MYSELF AND HAVE NEVER ONCE LOWERED MYSELF TO DEGENERATE SCUM LEVEL BULLSHIT! AKA CHEATING!
I HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTERED A POKEMON THAT WAS HACKED AND HAVE PROUDLY TAKEN IN MY POKEMON AND GAMES IN THE VGC EVERY YEAR KNOWING THEY ARE CLEAN!
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
I ALLOW MYSELF TO DO ONE FUCKING TRADE AND THE ENTIRE CARTRIDGE IS FUCKING RUINED! EXPLAIN THIS SHIT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!
OT: STONER
ID: 42069
BEEN TO: URUGUAY, JAMAICA, SWITZERLAND, SAUDI ARABIA, UNITED STATES!
SHINY
WEEDLE
NICKNAMED HIGHWAY
ALL 6 IV'S ARE 4 WITH ALL STATS ON THE WEEDLE BEING FUCKING 20!!! MOVES ARE SPARK, EMBER, HAZE, REST!
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WHAT THE FUCK!
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I HAVE NEVER HAD TO GO TO GAMESTOP TO TRADE IN A GAME BEFORE AND GET A BRAND FUCKING NEW ONE! NEVER! AND HERE IT IS THE FIRST TIME BECAUSE OF IDIOTS LIKE YOU ON /VP/ ON 4CHAN! JESUS CHRIST! STOP FUCKING UP OUR GAMES! I'M SO GOSH DANGED MAD I COULD LITERALLY DESTROY ALL OF YOUR MERCHANDISE AND NOT GIVE TWO SHITS!!!!
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