>Archer Pokemon
>Does not learn Thousand Arrows
>Heel Pokemon
>Does not learn Sucker Punch
>Singing Pokemon
>Does not learn Boomburst
Are Gamefreak just trolling at this point? Like, what was even the point?
>I'm upset that a starter doesn't learn a Legendary move that only a Legendary Pokemon can use.
The other two are valid
>>31502884
Every Archer can't necessarily fire Thousand Arrows. And Sucker Puncher would make Incineroar usable, so fuck that.
Primarina one is valid though.
Give it 4-5 days when bank releases and these are given as events/gifts
Oh who am i kidding
rate why we have shit taste
>a Green Raccoon
>a Red Sheep
>a Whale
>let's a make a grass starter that's just an animal spraypainted green and a leaf slapped on it
>let's make the water starter a fish that can't even move on land like all the official water starters
STOP
Haven't worked on my dex in a while, so here's an oldie
Why the fuck are there beds that you can use that DONT HEAL SHIT stupid jap ass niggers
>>31502808
Because your mom heals you literally 3 steps away and the pokemon center is usually more convenient.
nigger.
>>31502837
Theres a bed in the ether foundation b4 lusamine which would be good to heal you jungle bunny bitch. Im white and proud. Act like theres only one bed in the game dumb ass
Honestly i wish we had sitting on chairs instead of laying in bed
but i guess only french people like to sit down.
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that the dust hasn't settled?
[/spoiler]No, fuck you[/spoiler]
Maybe.
>implying that there was any dust to begin with
Serebii sucks for info. Help me /vp/ I always inject for you, now I'm the one that needs help. ;_;
>>31502642
Pokemondb
>>31502642_____Nah______
>>31502642
smogon's dex orbulbapedia
Now that the dust has settled, are we still upset?
>>31502632
>we
Also, no. Not even from the start
>>31502632
Yes, that was rigged af.
>>31502632
People watch the anime?
rate & hateNO GEN WARS!
Gen 1:
Blue
Yellow
Gen 2:
Silver
Gen 3:
Sapphire
FireRed
Emerald
Gen 4:
Diamond
Platinum
SoulSilver
Gen 5:
White
Black 2
Gen 6:
Y
Alpha Sapphire
Gen 7:
Sun
>no gen wars
Yellow
Crystal
Emerald
Fire Red
Platinum
Soul Silver
White
White2
X
Omega Ruby
Sun
Yellow
Crystal
Emerald
FR
Platinum
HG
Black/2
Y
OR
Sun
What's his team?
>>31502480
>>31502480
Chargabug
Rotom. And he steals the boxes that can change its form but loses them again shortly after.
>its pink colored so its fiary
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee dumb froggyfaggy poster reeeeeeee I want tendie
>it's water type so the shiny must be pink
>>31504036
>I want tendietendies sound good anon. i have some. i might make them.
>>31502479
It's black so it's Dark
What is their team?
wtf is that, some kind of breakdancing hobbit raccoon?
i'm very glad i stopped playing this game
i spent too much money on it even though i was very bad at playing every single character
>>31502434
Who else here isn't afraid to admit that they are now and always have been a low ladder shitter?
>>31502416
Is 1400 low?
Hi, its me. THE LOSER WHO NEVER WINS
I don't even play ranked
Does anybody else think Game Freak hates every starter introduced from Gen V onwards not named Greninja? So many of them are plagued by problems like terrible stat distributions, bad movepools or stupid hidden abilities, and then there's the Gen V typing fiasco.
>Does anybody else think
Wow I fucking wonder.
>>31502399
>Gen V onwards
It's always been the same, fampai. Almost all starters are shit.
Most starters have relatively balanced stats, which doesn't work unless a pokemon has a really high BST. They try to avoid min-maxing so that casual players can put Flamethrower on their Incineroar or Earthquake on their Typhlosion, but then the pokemon suffers competitively as a result.
>weird boy in green pajamas and goku hair runs down to Oak's lab to get his first pokemon
>he stops to hug his boyfriend before getting his first Pokemon
>suddenly a wormhole opens in front of him
>it shows him the future
>scenes dispair and failure flashes before him
>one word is whispered through the wormhole
>"Burasto Ban"
>>31502327
>He proceeds to lose for the next 20 years and is a washed up failure even to this day
Why is /vp/ so bad at competitive?
>because reading is hard
>because putting effort into things isn't 'cool'
>because caring about anything isn't 'cool'
>because shitposting is easier then everything else
so many reasons
Because most of /vp/ just shitposts on Showderp.
>>31502291
Because I'm having FUN
>Sun or Moon?
>Boy or Girl?
>Starter picked?
>Exp Share On or Off?
>Battle Shift or Set?
>Z-Moves, used or didn't?
>Items in battle, yes or no?
>Did you lose any in-game battles?>Sun
>Boy
>Rowlet
>Exp Share ON
>Battle Set
>No Z-Moves
>No Items
>No losses
>>31502288
sun
boy
rowlet
off
set
yes
yes
yes
>Sun or Moon?
Sun
>Boy or Girl?
Girl
>Starter picked?
Popplio
>Exp Share On or Off?
Off
>Battle Shift or Set?
Shift
>Z-Moves, used or didn't?
Yes
>Items in battle, yes or no?
Yes
>Did you lose any in-game battles?
Yes
>>31502288
>Sun
>Girl
>Rowlet
>On
>Set
>Yes
>No
>No