ITT We recreate Ash's journey from episode 1 to now

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>he stops to hug his boyfriend before getting his first Pokemon

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>suddenly a wormhole opens in front of him
>it shows him the future
>scenes dispair and failure flashes before him
>one word is whispered through the wormhole
>"Burasto Ban"

>>31502327
>He proceeds to lose for the next 20 years and is a washed up failure even to this day

>He goes back in time to help his past self

Later he died

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>He remembers time spent at camp as a child, and the girl he met there.

>>31502519
He trades his Pikachu to the later version, unfortunately this caused the Pikachu nerf of BW.

>Ash catches highly aggresive, painful and contageous brain cancer from a local Pikachu
>He falls into a deep deppresion and eats oddish leaves to numb the pain

>>31502557
He later on got medication for his brain cancer, but the medication gave him autism

>he goes fishing to catch magikarp as a plan to defeat brock

>>31502564
Autistim be damn ash still wants to become pokemon master and goes on his journey finding a caterpie.

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>Ash dies and becomes the pokemon jason

After going fishing he meets a weird, overweight man that is drawing comics. Now being autistic is quite a challenge for Ash, so he tries to talk to him. They greet eachother, revealing that the man's name was Christian Weston Chantler. A new era of comics began.

Ash defeats brock with magickarp

Ash wakes up from his coma.

>>31502615
The training Magickarp received caused it to evolve into Jerry Seinfeld

And decides to master Mega Evolution without Key Stone

So Bee Movie came to be

>>31502650
ACCORDING TO ALL LAWS OF AVIATION

And then he catches a Tentaquil.

>>31502656
BUT SUDDENLY GARY APPEARED AND SENT OUT HIS STARTER: NEWMAN

>>31502546
Dawn

Later he became a new N and decided to release all pokemon

But Dennis kicked his ass, so he teams up with Heisenberg in order to make money

And that's why Trump is a president now.

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Then Ash caught a Jack Frost. He didn't mean to, and he has tried to get rid of it ever since, but Jack just won't he-go.
Naturally, Jack swept the Indigo league. Indigo wasn't ready for Bufudyne.

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*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

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*suddenly interupts*
Hey Vsauce, Micheal here

>>31502327
In my version of the story this nigga gets out of bed on time so he can choose a pokemon like a normal person and the Pikachu spread would never have started

>>31502546
He always HATED IT

>>31502868
Dewgong and Lapras both 4x resist Bufu, smart guy. He's not getting past Lorelei.

>>31503313
>What is Hama

>>31503313
4x resist is one thing, but Jack usually absorbs Ice. Lorelei is way more fucked by this matchup than Jack is, especially since a number of Phys skills would count as fighting, like Dream Fist.

>BURASTO BAAN