When you realise Dhelmise is literally just a piece of seaweed.
dumb frogposter
>>32086539
It's actually "sea" vine idk.
Oh cool, I like it a little more now.
What the hell is all of that purple stuff?
back fur? That's what I assumed.
>>32086466
Hair... fur?
Wait, do Orangutans have hair or fur?
>>32086472
hair, yandex is your friend.
Rate my wife /vp/
>>32086441
splatoon/10
>>32086441
my bitch now ya fuckin loser
>>32086441
nonhuman
0/10
So I haven't gotten too deep into Gen 5, but a lot of you seem to really like Hilda, and not just because of her "assets."
So tell me, what are the various things you like about Hilda? I guess this can function as a Hilda thread too more generally.
>>32086370
Her design is top tier
Simple design, not bogged down with shit like May and Rosa (though both of those designs are still nice, don't get me wrong).
Also has the most attractive canon art.
I like the very slight "punky" (?) elements of her design, plus I love ponytails. Fits the New York City look a lot.
How do you get from this...
...To this?
to this
...to this?
Some Pokémon needs buffs right? Here's how I play it out.
Camerupt - 20+ HP
Mega Camerupt - 20+ HP
Sharpedo - 10+ Defense and Sp. Defense
Mega Sharpedo - 10+ Defense and Sp. Defense
Aerodactyl - Gets Accelerock and Head Smash
Onix - 20+ Attack
Steelix - 20+ Attack
Mega Steelix - 20+ Attack
Pidgeot - Gets Focus Blast
Lurantis - Gets Superpower and Chlorophyll
Lycanroc - Gets Earthquake and Dig
Corrosion now allows Poison-type moves to deal neutral damage to Steel-types.
Water Compaction now makes the Pokémon immune to Water-type moves.
Turtonator - 10+ HP and Aftermath
Bruxish - 10+ Speed
Hakamo-o & Kommo-o - Gets Mach Punch, Close Combat and Drain Punch
Ninetales and A. Ninetales - 20+ Sp. Atk
Marowak - 10+ Attack
A. Marowak - 10+ Attack and gets Shadow Bone upon evolving.
Fearow - 20+ Attack
Primeape - 10+ Speed
Rampardos - Gets Rock Head and Accelerock
Garbodor - Gets Poison Jab
Relicanth - 10+ Attack
Flygon - Gets Quiver Dance
What do you think?
>>32086245
I like it!
>>32086245
You didn't buff things that need improvement, you almost only boosted Pokemons that are already viable, decent or even pretty goood, just not as hyper-crazy good as OU stuff. Try boosting early game bugs and rodents, Sunflora, slow Ice types and things like that.
>>32086409
for what purpose? They'd need a severe buff to even be viable, a least OP's buff are realistic and make those pokemon much more useful
Pyukumuku
>>32086203
>poisoning healing half-assed stall with a death gimmick threat
fuck this thing on battle spot
Pyukumoves? What are moves?
>>32086203
Wouldn't it be hot if an Alolan youngster got bullied by his friends to put his dick in a Pyuku? He'd be be embarrassed but he had to do it, so he asked his best friend to accompany him and help find one. Eventually they find one hiding behind a big rock at a beach. The youngster would stare at it nervously while the Pyuku would just stare back with its blank emotionless expression, it not even having a proper brain. After intoxicating the Pyuku with some Sea Incense, the two boys managed to pull the Pyuku off the rocks without it aggro-ing, but the effort and the hot Alolan sun would have left them with quite the sweat. Slowly, the dared youngster would prod and pry at the Pyuku's mouth and stick it in. The intoxicated Pyuku would convulse slightly and tighten to the boy's panic. He quickly withdrew his finger only to find that the Pyuku's slimy innards had latched on to his finger. His friend would be especially grossed by the sight and tell the youngster to hurry up and get it over with, and proceed to turn away.
The youngster lowers his pants, revealing his untanned nether regions and his genitals. Using the same hand covered in the Pyuku innards, he begins to touch his penis, at first with his bare skin but then rubbing it against the gooey white intestines. At this point the dazed Pyuku begins to stir and it feels its innards touching something warm and hard. It wakes up and reels its innards back into its mouth, pulling in the youngster by his dick which was wrapped in said intestines. The youngster let out a yelp of surprise, and his friend who was on the lookout whispered angrily to be quiet and not attract attention, only to turn around and see what happened.
The Pyuku was awake and agitated and latched on to the youngster crotch while the youngsters dick was deep inside its body. The sensation of the Pyuku's soft intestines compressed in its small body around the youngsters dick was pure ecstasy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXP0ugGz-o4
i had to cry when this song played during the last episode of DP...
>>32086090
>anime/movies
Go ask >>>/padt/, idiot.
>>32086090
Go to /padt/ you autist.
>>32086090
fuck off to your containment general ashimefag
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>>32085883
10/10 would fuck
>>32085975
10/10 would cuck
How did we go from this...
>>32085761
To this
... to this?
To this?
>designed Buzzlord and Guzzwhole
APOLOGIZE
>>32085758
the H bothers me so fuck you I'll take that seriously instead of in a joking context
Also Buzzwole and Guzzlord are great, just like the rest of the UBs. Good on this guy for making those 2.
>>32085758
How did he become a designer for Pokemon? Did he do tcg art at some point first? I know sun and moon had quite a few npcs designed by people that have done a lot of tcg art. I wish game freak were more open about who designs what. Seeing more from the concept stages would be cool too
>>32085758
>all of his designs are shit in battle
What did they mean by this?
what would their team be?
Combusken
Dhelmise
Emboar
Tapu Koko
Tapu Bulu
Tapu Fini
Wtf, y no bellosom?
>>32085744
Slow.
Is Dhelmise technically the Pokemon with the most realistic design?
>Draw a toucan but make it angry
>>32085719
Well it is just a bit of seeweed... but you can't really call it being able to lift that anchor, swing it, spin the shipwheel and float around for spooky reasons realistic.
>>32085786
I think OP is talking about aesthetic. The seaweed itself lacks eyes, whereas the shipwheel and anchor are just attachments into the seaweed. Its literally a realistic plant with objects glued into it. Except the "glue" is replaced with spiritual object possesion.
>>32085717
Give me ALL of those berries
>>32085717
Yummy for the tummy
>>32085717
I eat some of them every day, considering that most of them are based on real fruit.
Asian pears are delicious, although the sitrus berry looks more like them than the Aspear (asian+pear) berry.
>champion has only 5 pokemons
>>32085662
>pokemons
>elite four only has 4 pokemon
>they don't even get rematches
>>32085662
>Pokemons