I'll start
>Gothorita = Gothic + Señorita
>>32869183
Goth + corruption of Gonorrhea
It's from lolita you cocksucker
>>32869183
No wonder it's so ugly
do you think the hype was worth it?
extremely. but it was not worth it. i don't think i'll ever be excited about a pokemon announcement again
>>32868996
>How hyped where you when GEN 7 was announced?
solid 9/10 on the hype-scale
>was it worth it
No, one of the biggest disappointments in my life
>>32868996
I was pretty disappointed since I was hoping for X2, Y2, or Z.
Gen 6 is the most disappointing generation of them all
Beep beep! Oh, there goes your alarm Anon! It's time for Showderp!
If you have any work or classes today please do that first, you'll have plenty of time to play with us afterwards.
If you're a newly hired intern, here's a quick rundown of how this works:
>there is (hopefully) someone with a tripcode, whom is dubbed "champ"
>they battles with a team compiled of the first 6 mons suggested after any valid new team call or new champ claim
>they can call for a new team or new champ whenever, and the cycle continues from there
If you still don't get it, just lurk for a bit - It's not hard!
◘ dogars.ml
◘ showderp.booru.org
◘ >>32864374
First
where
why champ so mfn slow
Who is the best spider Pokemon and why is it galvantula?
>>32868846
he has the most spiderlike proportions and is the fluffiest
still no 8 legmon tho
>>32868859
>he
>>32868846
Because the competition is weak
What went wrong /vp/?
Kyogre isn't female only.
Mega Salamence and Metagross are ugly and stupid looking, and it fucking sucks because the regular ones look amazing. I want a do-over for their mega evolutions.
>>32868626
Fairy type, Megas and Z moves were a mistake.
>you can only post ITT if your favorite Pokémon is underrated but very well received by everyone
>pic related
>>32868625
>>32868625
>>32868659
I don't like these at all.
What went so horribly, unspeakably wrong?
Gengarite still banned. Smogon is retarded crybabies. Literally any bulky ground type can take it on
>>32868522
A clear and visible divide in power of Pokemon introduced this generation.
>>32868535
>It can take on literally any bulky ground type
Fixed
>>32868522
Refusal to make the right decisions at the right time
Two weeks of prepping and training later, it's now the eve of your flight to Lumiose City and your family has prepared a banquet dinner. After everyone ate their fill, it was now time for you and Brionne to sleep early since the flight to Lumiose City will be a 12 hour ordeal.
However, Brionne had something in her mind... Something that she wanted to do for long time...and upon waking up in the dead of the night, you rubbed your eyes open and saw Brionne's darkened figure looming on top of your chest.
"Brionne..? What are you-" You then hushed up as the figure groaned.
"Bree..."
You were slow to respond, much to her dismay. However, your manhood says otherwise as it started tenting up from her laboured breaths.
"Guh..." you muttered embarrassingly, powerless as the monster suddenly locked lips with yours. With her tongue now finally acquainted with yours, she began swirling it around, attempting to wrestle yours to submission. However, you were not keen on losing to a Pokémon, let alone, be the submissive one and turned the tables on her, firmly pinning her delicate tongue down with ease. She later broke away the kiss, content on what she had done.
Brionne then turned around and prodded her pink nose at your clothed erection, teasing your member until it stood firmly erect. With an excited giggle, she slid her snout underneath your pants, pried them open and lowered them to your knees with her flippers.
>her
Why the fuck would I have a Brionne? It's a stupid ugly girl Pokémon for fags. I like badass Pokémon like Houndoom or Krookodile.
I unironically love all four of these. Samba in particular.
>>32868501
Samba can get the D
>>32868501
This actually looks like pokemon and I wish it was real.
>that kid who said he has a Nidogod
what the fuck man i have never had this happen or heard of this before but i fuckin chuckled not gonna lie
>>32868520
Look up Pokegods, anon.
>>32868491
>>32868520
Everyone can get his own Nidogod in Mt Moon. What's your problem here?
Seriously.
I remember this board being full of injection threads.
Also injection thread I guess.
(Yes, I need something injected because I'm too lazy to do it)
No. We all realized that cheating is immoral, and learned the value in achieving something through dedication and hard work. No one here injects anymore.
>>32868420
Amen.
>>32868412
Yes, we do. I'm not helping you inject anything, though, you should be doing it yourself by now.
>>32868420
>>32868423
:^)
im tired of the new pokemon.
I want more Kanto pokemon
Why have new pokemon? they make the games boring.
>>32868049
You again? Still annoyed your friend didn't move on from Black 2?
>>32868057
Yes!
>>32868049
No. New Pokémon are what keep Pokémon Franchise alive.
Without them, there won't be any good reason to travel to new regions.
Remember this ?
>falling for this
The XY prerelease period was shameful
>>32867938
No,but i remember this one. It's confirmed for USM though.
>>32867938
all of these look like fucking recolors with triangles besides the top weavile which looks like a sonic oc.
>officially considered the male and female of the same species
>still can't produce eggs containing the other like Nidoran and Volbeat/Illumise can
>>32867934
Gamefreak is retarded! More news at 11!
They STILL haven't just made the Nidoran a single Pokemon. It seems like they just don't have an eye for detail.
>>32867934
They are afraid baby Tauros may pierce them from the inside.
>>32867934
>>officially considered
what does this even mean? Either they're officially the same species or they aren't, what the fans believe means nothing.
>>32867688
What a funny owl!!!!!!!!!!!
>>32867688
>>32867698
>NO SHITACHU
>NO SHITTEN
>NO SHITRUFF
>NO SHITPOD
CONFRIMED ACE!
>
>>32867710
Ash-Rowlett when?