/owg/ - Overwatch General

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I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

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>>183222532
LF Mercy Mains to boost

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The dumb blue haired cunt who made the Doomfist model needs to be fired

>>183222627
lmao he looks like a battleborn character

Xbox GT: Girseph

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Xbox GT: Girseph.

>>183222627
He's a not bad looking Lex Luthor esque strong black figure. On the right he's a fucking nigger ape.

>The dumb blue haired cunt
wish I could put a bullet in her head and the heads of everyone like her if I'm being honest with you senpai

>overwatch lore

>>183222598
Keep doing what you do

You guys need to go outside.

>>183222616
Want can I give you in return anon?

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Good night internet friends.

Be nice to each other.

>>183222627
she's hella qt desu

>>183222598

If you find some one who makes them I will order you one.

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Does this panel make you angry?
Let discuss your feelings.

>>183222874
You need to get a fucking life yourself, you fucking piece of shit.

>>183222265
No, no. Tumblr thinks she's black. People with functioning brains don't think that.

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MASQUERAAADE

PAPER FACES ON PARAAADE

>>183222883
You know what you have to give.

>>183222939
It pleases me, because I want Gabe to be redeemed more than I want Jack Morrison to live

>>183222939
if you rearrange the letters in "Reaper 76" and add a few other letters, it spells "white genocide soon"

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Hana loves chasing down cocks

>>183222992
>Says the dumb elitistposter on a fucking 4chan general thread

>>183223015

>child bearing hips

Shit art.

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>tfw no blue woman to go the casino with

>>183222883
Faith.

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>>183222812
>>183222919

No blue haired cunt made her.
Arnold Tsang made his entire design.

>>183222939
why would i feel something from a comic panel

>>183223107
have you... seen Reaper's hips and thighs?

>>183223114
>blue

>>183223094
Holy shit, that cock is huge!

>>183223081
Jack is the only thing that's gonna save him. How do you think Gabe is gonna get back to where he was without him.

>>183223082
Actually made me laff

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Next update (27th) will have:

>Doomfist
>Improved lootboxes (far less duplicates)
>Improved highlights (saving, exporting as video files etc.)
>Custom crosshairs

It's also highly likely that Summer Games will start within a week of then, and it seems like Summer Games will be bringing a new type of cosmetic with it - weapon skins (besides gold and base ones).

>>183223128
see, people who aren't autistic have these things called "feelings"

>>183222627
There is nothing wrong with his model though. Just your average muscular black guy who's missing his shirt.

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>a <500 Mercy and GM Mercy look similar in terms of gameplay
Lad

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Comic featuring these two when?

>>183223274
He has a really, really bad case of nigger face in game. It's his face specifically. He looks like fucking shit. Like instead of a strong proud African warrior he looks like a fucking product of inner-city nigger dysgenics. Pavement ape.

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>>183223114

>blue

I have some new for you, Anon.

>>183223274
how the fuck are you supposed to pull a t shirt over that gauntlet

>>183223372
Yeah she's a lazy fuck character for lazy fucks like me

>>183223407
She has thick lips and a button nose, acts violent and has relatively developed arms/shoulders. In the middle most picture, the half profile shot, I imagine that and the other aspects are what make this delusional nigress believe Widow is black. Because female whites can't have upper body strength and they all imagine they look like her in profile just with disgusting shit skin. I mean, once they've had their hair did.

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>>183223403
Damn i just realized something, I really needs me a 3DPD Tracer in my life

>>183223407
>trying to make a group of terrorists 100% Latino/Black instead of only 3/4

THE FUCKING IRONY

Did you guys notice that Junkrat's father is actually the leader of Talon?

>>183223420
Exactly why he's missing his shirt.

>>183223406
That sounds more like /pol/ whining than any actual basis. Are black people not supposed to look like black people?

Plus you said nigger three times like an edgy teen who thinks it helps his case. I'm not buying it

>Just heard Winston's "By my calculations- Oh forget it, just attack the point!" line for the first time
What are some other hidden gems like this? I know there's McCree's "You know what time it is" and Hog's rapping.

I wonder how Talons organised "We're super evil murderous terrorists that want to plunge the world into war" meshes with Junkrat and Roadhog.

Do Talon just straight up not touch straya out of fear?

>>183223121
how to wed d.va's va?

>>183223105
>Implying I'm elitist because pointing out the fact that Widowmaker in spite of Tumblr claims to the contrary is (was) white

Who told you to come here? Your secret 4chan mee mee's are over there >>>/b/

>>183223991
Become Johnny Cruize

>>183223420
>>183223847

Hes missing his shirt in his model because hes a professional fighter mixed with an african warlord

Also; you could just put the tshirt on first, then put on the doomfist

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>>183223923
I GREET YOU

Greetings.
I require cute Orisa pictures. Efi optional.
Your help would be appreciated.

I fucking want that new Reaper outfit now

>>183223929
Australia is already in a state Talon wants. Survival of the fittest.

>>183224090
His ankles are actually wider now

>>183224029
It's some fucking retarded hole from tumblr who is here in this general despite its general derision for this website and how "gross and stupid and toxic" or whatever the fuck it is. Getting its panties in a knot for you (rightfully) looking down on the entire userbase of tumblr.

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>>183224109
here's the cutest one I could find

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Is this Junkrat's dad?

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>Sombra and Widow lavish Doom's cock daily
Gives no fucks about giving Widow attention right in front of Sombra.

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>>183224043

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>attack on volskaya
>someone instapicks sym
>someone locks in bastion
>decide to solo heal as lucio
>everyone on team is positive about our winning
>stomp the other team
Daily reminder that mental attitude is the most important factor of a ranked game

>>183223929
Talon presumably has a cause and/or ideology; Junkrat and Roadhog run around blowing shit up for fun.

>>183223923
>hog's rapping
Wh-what?

>>183224417
wish I could bash this faggot's head in

worst, most grating character in the game, shittiest most lazy performance for a character in a game, is so constantly tryhard "charismatic", and the shitskin is promoting nigger interracial pairings

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>yfw you realize two of the leaders of your evil organization showed up to this extremely serious reunion in carnivale costumes

>also you're a robot with a receding hairline

>>183223923
The line "Remember your place" triggers when Doomfist kills Sombra or Reaper.

>>183224418
NO! MUH META!

>>183220671
That wasn't Hollywood.

He was used so people that wouldn't look at a foreign movie would watch for their husbando. Literally the worst example you could've picked.

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>>183224563
look at these fucking faggots, holy shit.

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>>183223407
That's a lot of mental gymnastics there.

>>183224323
Unable to identify cuteness. Please refrain from providing such images.

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>>183223923
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS.

Everytime i proc that my McCree skill boosts beyond top500 level.

>>183224581
More like, he realized Doomfist just strong armed all of Talon in one night.

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>>183224109

>>183224563
Someone's a butthurt "redditpilled" D.vafag.

>>183224671
you know when people say she was BLACKED

now its for real

>>183223923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knD6CqI3t04

>>183224719
Have you heard mccree whistle at the start of the round? Played like 200+ hours of him and only heard it once.

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>>183224826
What

>>183224826
I've played quite a bit of junkrat and have only heard his 1812 humming once when a friend came over and played him

>>183224581

Why do the evil omnics have red lights and regular omnics have blue ones? Do their LED colors mean something? Can they just change them and the evil ones decide to set the RGB lighting to red to be more evil?

>>183224787
She got TALON'D a fate worse than BLACKED.

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>>183224323
>POW!
>reaper's guns clearly make a BANG noise

>>183224782
Cuteness readings positive. Thank you. More such images welcome.

>>183223923
Literally the only one of these i got was on D.Va. Turns out she says 'Bzzt' if you have the Junebug skin and do well with her. Funny thing is, I don't even use her that much. Its honestly nice hearing new interactions for the first time. Sure would be better if they focused on this rather than 2 voicelines per event.

DoomFist: Desires humanity to be powerful

>Dull passionless persona. No drive. Lacks any humility to give a shit about humanities state at all.

Worst character in the game. How can he even be called human when every omnic has more personality.

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>>183224912
It's ridiculously rare, a few characters in the game have one like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms_zy7-j0RA

>>183224340
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a palette-swapped Scarlett Johansson in this panel?

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You're just doing the usual when you get this Snap.

What do

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>>183225210
Have you seen him at game for yet? My guess is no.

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>>183225236

>>183225210
BUT MEMES. HES LIKE A STREET FIGHTER. But not Terry Crews. That would cost money to get in, and would actually fulfil some of the hype surrounding him

Blizzard, masters of letdowns
>Sombra ARG
>First Strike
>Dance emotes
>Doomfist voice actor

>>183225450
>Sombra ARG

Literally countdowns to countdowns

So what's worse? Autistic Overwatch fans or people that go out of their way to let you know how much they hate overwatch?

>>183225384
But who wuz phone?

>>183225450
>mad that reddit didn't get their LOL TERRY CRUISE

Hahaha, look at him. Look at this redditor and laugh.

>>183225389
Please stop posting R76 I'm asking nicely

>>183224418

So this is the power of sub 2k.

>>183225450

The Sombra ARG was so bad several people I know quit the game over it.

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>>183225367
Sounded like some metal gear solid shit at first. Thats cool

>>183225367
Apparently Tracer can say "Someone set you up the bomb" on a Stuck kill but yeah, stupidly rare

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>>183225397

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I wanna FUCK Ana

>>183225450
>memey crews

reddit, you have to go back

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>>183225570
I actually posted that by accident. It's been the only post in this thread. Why is it bothering you that much?

Does this make you feel better then?

>>183225594
That's a stupid reason to quit a game.

>>183225679
hot pretty brown girls make me happy

>>183225823
There's plenty of good reasons and Blizzard fucking up so badly reminds you of them

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>>183223929
Junkrat and Roadhog aren't currently involved with them. I could see it happening down the line, like maybe Talon takes an interest in Junkrat's treasure and tries to either get them to join up or take it by force. The devs seem to want to take them into pure comic relief territory, though, so I'm not sure if we can even expect that much.

>>183223706
>>183224332
Oh fuck, I want to believe.

>Defense Matrix

now has a 3 second delay on recharging.

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I want a roadhog skin that looks kind of like this guy

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>>183225824

>hot brown girls

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>>183225805
>we will never get formal wear skins

>Hero spitballing

>An offensive / support that can speed boost allies with an E. Has a self speed boost that also gives him a firing speed bonus. Has a shotgun with 6 shots, based off the scout / quake shotgun class. 150 hp.

>Support / Defense that throws various viles at people to give them effects. One is basically tf2's mad milk, the other is basically jarate. Has a fast firing nail gun (?)

> Support / Tank that throws health packs at people

>Offensive assassin that has a pirate canon as an arm. Fires a skill shot that knocks back heroes and explodes after a set amount of time. Hitting with the impact then explosion will result in extra damage and knockback. Basically the fucking loose cannon.

>it's another episode of the enemy widow sniping from spawn

>>183225552
>>183225707
>Literally commented on the hype around the character
>Give no opinion on the matter
>Somehow now support it
Actually fuck off, you cannot deny a large portion of the playerbase was let down when it wasn't Terry. I was simply stating it.

>>183225805
No, just R76 is pretty cancerous and has had its' time

>>183224946

I was playing defense junkrat on volskya 2nd point on my friends account to boost her (low gold at the time)

It was literally the junkrat game of my life, 4 golds, owed mostly to the fact that Im playing against 2k opponents but regardless was fun as fuck.

And I got a quad kill with the rip-tire as my friend and her fiance (alas, he too is gold) was watching and I heard junkrat sing the 1812 overture. It was beautiful

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>Decide to go check out the community game modes
>"Overwatch High"
>"Overwatch got talent"
>"U move u die"
>"Daddy Rein chases baby Torblets"
>Close game
What is wrong with people?

>>183226028

Free SR fir the defending team.

>>183225574
it was 2.6k

>>183226041
>has had its' time
kek

>>183225956
>What is next years Anniversary

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>>183225956
Oh the terribly loving things I would do to Zarya.

>>183226118
The best custom games i ever played were air hogs and reaper beyblade and now I can't find them

>>183226041
>a large portion of the playerbase was let down when it wasn't Terry.

Why would you bring it up if you supported it? Only retards actually wanted it.

>>183225236
>>183225397
>>183225637
Images included to cute Orisa repository. Thanks.

>>183226157
Yeah, just like 'kek'

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>Mystery Heroes
>faggot on team kills himself whenever he gets a healer

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>>183225210

When you realise Orisa has more personality than Doomfist and is the hero numbani needs

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>>183225956
>Sym's legs
Hnnnggg

>>183226307
>doesn't use kek
It's not like it needs to be spammed but it's perfectly fine. It's still mostly exclusive to 4chan, which is where it started.

But regardless, that's a stupid thing to get mad over.

>>183226156

I'm just shitposting anon, I won a game with 3 golds as attack torb in masters. I had good banter with my team too, it was a really fun game and everyone had a good time.

attitude>skill

>>183224501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq-WZWesVLw
I think this is edited a bit, but this is an actual line

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>post yrw Efi tells you that Orisa has developed a crush on you and has asked Efi about how human and omnic relationships work

>>183226426
Nah, Sargoy gave it to Reddit on a silver plate. Pepe, Kek and Shadilay are now pretty big red flags for a native redditor

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I love Angela!

She's a smart and kind doctor and an excellent role model!

>>183226307
>>183226426
"Kek" becoming associated with reddit and more importantly "Kekistan" is literally a psy-op to discourage you from using it engineered by Sargon of Cuckad/put into practice through him by his handlers.

By dropping "kek" you're letting reddit win.

>>183223847
Considering how his fucking comic looks like lex luthor while his ingame model looks like an ape then yeah thats different

>>183226572
Shes literally an infant.

>>183226640
nice copypasta
saved

>>183226313
I wish the healers I get on my team in comp would kill themselves.

>>183226668
>ape
Opinion discarded.

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>>183226430
I really want to try attack torb on a payload map. All a rein/orisa needs to do is put a barrier up for 5 seconds and then I can go to town with balanced molten shrapnel crits

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>>183226630
it's a fucking PSYOP to diminish the power and influence of memetics

>>183222939
What's the joke here? Why is this panel supposedly important (to feel about) or something?

>>183226640
Just let them stay dead, don't defile their graves any more

>Blizzard matchmaking puts me up against people hundreds of levels over everybody in my team
>Team can't get a single elim without me
>The moment I die the rest of the team wipes even if it's 5v3

Why do I keep playing this?

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>>183224043
lucky fuck

>>183226041
Nah deluded rebbitors who only wanted him for meme purposes "LE POWERRRRR XD OLD SPICE MEMES" were upset, which I guess is a big portion of the playerbase now that I mention it.

You brought it up btw

>>183226848
>Half plastic gook barbiegirl
>Decent looking guy
No

>>183225892

I just really want to know how the tertiary characters will interact with the main story.

Im sick of the "MAIN CHARACTERS" hogging the limelight every fucking comic and cinematic and shit.

Ok we get it, soldier ana and reyes led overwatch together and arent friends anymore.
Reyes is now reaper for some reason, and is like Doomfists sidekick for some reason (despite being a leader himself), and widow and sombra seem to be their personal talon attack dogs (for some reason)

Meanwhile 76 and Ana are fugitives doing who knows what

And thats what gets focused on every time! I was under the impression from the Recall trailer at launch the story would focus on winston and tracer breaking the rules to relaunch overwatch, instead we get

>Winston is lonely, tracer is gay and visits him for xmas

WHY ARE WE NOT GETTING MORE SHIMADA + ZEN EXPLOITS

WHY ARE WE NOT GETTING MORE JUNKHOG CRIME SPREES

WHY DO WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT DVA LUCIO AND SYM OUTSIDE OF THEIR BLURBS (And syms comic which has little to no impact on the story)

WHY HAS MCCREE BEEN LEFT TO BE A SIDE CHARACTER AND WAS LAST SEEN DRUNK IN A BAR AT XMAS

WHERE ARE BASTION AND TORB TRAVELLING TO?
I mean holy shit that last one is interesting; Bastion has a cool story being literally THE LAST BASTION and obviously having something wrong with him to make him peaceful

Instead we get more

>JACK
>ANA
>REYEEEEEES

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>>183226572

>>183226928

Not him but at least Terry Crewes would have been fun instead of just "serious African man."

>>183226750
What are you saying his ingame model dosen't look ape like

That's not how black people look
This is how basic Daz looks

>>183226989
>Asking from any lore from Chu
>Not giving up after the comic just gone by

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>>183223923
>Mcree whistle
>You know hwta time it is
>Lucio beatboxing
>DEATH COMES
>If you sit by the river long enough - bodies of your enemies will flow
>Boom shakalaka, she is on fire
>Roadhod raps like SnoopDog
>D.va korean Starcraft joke
>Current outlook: slight chance of rain
>Gentleman, welcome to the rock

>>183226989
wouldn't you rather hear about torbjorn's favorite anime anon?

>>183227185

Torbjorn probably detests any form of animation that doesnt originate from Sweden

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>>183227185

I wanna know more about Torb's family: if what Chu said, that a couple of those kids are his grandkids, then he must have a son/daughter roughly Pharah's age.

>>183226820
Triggers the anti-R76 fags
If your next question is "why?" My best guess is that it shoots down the evidence against it that Reaper absolutely despises Jack and Ana.
Though we already know he doesn't so. I don't know what they expected.

If that's not it, then who knows.

>>183226848
you just KNOW

Anybody else wish they would use different grunts for enemy vs. friendly Winstons?

Nothing scares the shit out of me more than a HHUUU-UNGH landing right by me because I can't tell which Winston it is

>>183225967
i really wish we had more omnic based heroes that are simply inhuman.

>a marauder with rokkit lawnchers that is literally a grounded pharah with defensive skills

>a zergling-like omnic that can stick to walls and is basically the unholy union of tracer and genji

>a mother brain omnic that spawns short range controlled minions that are a distraction. it plays like a boss battle, her Q is a temporary transformation to a last phase boss

>a templar like unit that has long CDs and is more cancer that hanzo with his skills

>the probe as a actual dedicated builder that is not worth its salt unless its building and repairing. its main weapon is a short range version of winston gun that can heal by a small amount

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I'm so fucknig done with solo queue. It's literally nothing but gambling. A lottery of which team has more retards.

>>183227561
Wow, did you get that from youtube?

>>183227310
Most, not all, of the kids there are his grandkids. My guess is that Bridgett is gonna be one of his kids. it would explain why she is an engineer that knows how to maintain Reinhardt's armor and why she's posed in a pic with him as a spray.

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>>183227508
>rein v rein
>HUARGH
>HUAH
>HUERRH
>HAH
>HEURH
>HEAH
>HEARHCH
>HRAH

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>>183227508
>MOLTEN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>every enemy hides
>allies hides as well
sweet jesus fuck yes please

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>when you boop a transcended zen into the well

>>183227508

Should post that on reddit, that sounds like one of those reasonable suggestions blizz might actually listen to

It is a fair point, Ive had the same issue

>>183227035
Villainous characters tend to be more serious types and Meme Crews running around yelling Old Spice memes isn't funny unless you're 13 years old.

Anyone else having massive lag out of nowhere and then getting DCed while playing comp? Ive lost 200 SR and now a fucking ban of 19 hours because of this. This game really sucks.

So Sombra should be getting a summer skin, right? Unless she's getting an unrelated Jester skin along with Reaper.

Would you rather have a Jester Sombra or a Summer Sombra?

>>183227508
Yep. Mirror matches are annoying as hell because of this

>>183225956
Not out of the realm of possiblity, some heroes wouldn't need drastic model changes to have formal wear skins

>>183227035
>game lacks serious characters
>legitimately serious
>we finally get one
>I WANTED TERRY CREEEWWWS

kys

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>>183227738

>Boop ulting winston off of point into abyss on nepal shrine

>Ana sleeps him in midair and he falls to his death

>Everyone legit stops to laugh about it

>It wasnt potg

Shame

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Fareeha serves the Goa'uld system lords now

>>183227871
I liked all the outfits in the latest comic desu.
I highly prefer them over gimmicky "trying to not offend anyone by sexualisation" summer skins.

>>183227871
id rather be good at her

;-;

>>183227914
im sorry theres nothing serious on motherfucking doomfist

unless you mean his heritage, thats 110% serious

>>183227626
No I'm just through with a game where nobody picked healer and only 2 people were in chat.

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This game needs more pretty boys.

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>>183228020

>>183228073
>literally ONE McCree-centric piece of media with two cameos
>It's a boring comic that makes him look 50 and gives him disappearing and reappearing scars

the injustice of it all

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>>183228086
I N D E E D

>Talon is mostly non-white
>Reaper, Doomfist, Hakim, Sombra, all non-white

What did Blizzard mean by this?

>>183228039
>im sorry theres nothing serious on motherfucking doomfist

You're only sorry he's african

>>183228212
Widow too.
>>183223407

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>>183223923
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/overwatch.gamepedia.com/0/08/D.Va_-_Boom_shakalaka_she%27s_on_fire.ogg

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/overwatch.gamepedia.com/6/68/Tracer_-_wanker.ogg

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/overwatch.gamepedia.com/c/c8/Sombra_-_I_know_Kung_Fu.ogg

>>183228212
>Hakim
Funny

>>183228212
Nothing, so is Overwatch. There's a literal monkey.

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>3:3 on Numbani
>decisive round, defending
>"Stay near the team and defend on the point"
>Junkrat runs towards enemy spawn
>dies alone 6 seconds in
>get steamrolled
>he denies having done anything wrong and proceeds to intentionally throw the game

>>183228212
>tumblr wants widow to be black too

it makes me laugh every time

even with the Junkers, Roadhog's Maori based off his legend skins and they're 'joke' villains who even tried to go straight

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>>183228073
How would you react if you found out McCree is still a virgin?

>>183227626
It's a pretty accurate analogy desu fampai

>>183223015
I want to go watch that movie now. So is Jack Raoul and Ana Christine, or is it the other way around?

>win 1v1 with a genji as lucio
>finish him with a punch while he desperately deflects
>I know kung fu

How different is competitive compared to quick match because I'm level 9 and already sick of retards literally picking full offense teams and just spamming the chat with "xD"s

do I just quick this game right now

>>183228551
Its just quickplay bro

Am I going to be viable in this meta if I main Orisa?

>>183228389
I think there's an argument to be made for Maori Roadhog. That shouldn't mean anything for his character one way or another, though.

>>183228502
deflect blocks melee damage

>>183228071
What rank? Because in masters if you don't instalock a healer, you're stuck going tank.

>>183228410
It's more the poe reference than the movie. Gabe already has a poe skin, now he has too.
He's a try hard goth.

>>183228212
>all non-whites got a messed up head
>all whites are cheerful and friendly
HHHHMMMM

>>183228693
No it doesnt lol

>>183228502
>backfill on D Volskaya
>Pick bastion because I don't care
>Sombra tries to fuck with me
>literally run around healing and punching her to death
>twice
>Win
>(spectator): bastion carry desu

>>183228551

Competitive is not much better.

>>183228754
Yeah, I know, but the art and the post were both referencing Phantom of the Opera.

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>>183228778

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>>183228761
she might be blue but shes still technically white.

>>183228663
just means he's probably not white, which is a solid 4/6 villains being dark with the whites being brainwashed or legally insane so it's not their fault uwu

>>183228761

But Torbjorn is a racist, Soldier is as brooding as Reaper, and Tracer is lesbian.

>>183228551
Don't bother. Below Platinum it's no better than QP, except you have even more people intentionally throwing the game or leaving.

It's basically: 10% of the time you have a team that communicates and works together and you win; the other 90% you have a team where nobody beside you says anything and you spend all match desperately trying to coordinate a bunch of retards with tunnel-vision.

>>183228860
Well then i dont know how i kill deflecting genjis with melee all the time lol

>>183228921
You can still melee them if they are facing the other way.

>>183228693
Not him but I get a fair number of Genji kills during deflect from either booping them into the air and punching from underneath or just getting past them and turning around. The deflect box seems much easier to get around with melee vs projectiles.

>>183228848
My comment was more in response to your spoiler.

>>183228761

>76
>Torb
>Zarya
>Mercy

>Cheerful and friendly

76 is a dick and thinks the world is obssesed with him
Torb and Zarya are legit racists (in the sense that omnics are a race), while torb is an angry elitist engineer and zarya is a cocky weightlifter consumed with strength pursuit.

And mercy is just a passive aggressive bitch

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>>183228778
if it didnt block the dmg then its a bug and you should report the conditions under which it occured

>>183228905
>Perfect Aryan Soldier is cranky so that makes him a terrorist on par with Reaper who ruined his organization and who wants to start WW4
>Torb doesn't like omn- oh shit, Bastion comic refutes that
>/pol/lol

>>183228743
Plat. I don't mind going healer but I'm afraid of losing too much SR becasue of the shitty ranking system. Is it even possible to advance with a healer?

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>>183228876
>french
>white

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>>183223121
>Hideo & Kojima.jpg

>People where crying that reaper was just an underling and would never be high in talon
>Walks right into the round table with Doomfist

>>183229048
Maybe i just punched him in his ass while he was floating around. I dont know lol

>>183229190
finally someone got that joke, thank you.

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>>183229115
ok what color are french people then?

>>183229057

>Reaper ruined the organisation

We all know it was a setup with neither morrison nor reyes being to blame, or maybe even morrison is at fault and the guilt consumes him for a real twist.

Jeff and chu just want us to feed from a drip of lore for a few years first.

I wish Metzen was still here

not getting weapon skins, they were just testing the UI for the new skin's weapons before they made the rest of the skin. Emoji Anon™ :} ! Also that Sombra gun has summer games sportswear logo on it like Tracer and Zarya ! [cute!] It's Overwatch's Adidas / Nike ! I said I was gone a few weeks ago but the idiocy is so tedious I have to just say.....

>>183229262
subhuman

>75% avg energy
>4 golds
>barrier mercy being run down by genji random ult that dived into 6
>no one can kill him
>lose 3 defensive OTs that last 1minute+ because no one aside from me can hit lucio and genji

this is dumb

>>183229262
Purple obviously

>>183229274
>unironically thinking Metzen was good at stories

jesus fucking christ I don't like Chu but have some basic fucking decency anon

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>WHO YOU TRYING TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? DON'T YOU KNOW I'M LOCO?
VOICE LINE FOR SOMBRA WHEN?

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>>183229341
i know shes a female i asked what color she was faggot

>>183229274
>I wish Metzen was still here
Don't

>>183229281
So what will her skin be?

Why can't it be a one piece bikini? SURFER SOMBRA

>>183229364

Welcome to my world.
I go 1v3 as McCree and win and then get killed by babby D.Va because my healer won't heal me and then the entire team can't kill D.Va outside of her mech so she gets another one.
Or I get triple kills and my team still loses.
Or I'm on the payload/point and take out half the enemy team and then I see my team is still poking from behind the choke.

"Me ooga team booga" is the most real shit in this game.

>>183229262
baguette

>>183229057
Well Solider has attacked innocent corporations and stolen their weaponry. His rifle and tactical visor are stolen straight from the makers of Pharah's armor. I think he's classified as a Terrorist too, even if he's not.
Besides, no one said he was bad as Reaper, just that he doesn't have his head on straight. Neither does McCree, he just hides it better.

>>183228073
I want a pretty boy with a cute bob-cut

>>183229441
Likely never; with all the copywrite and trademark stuff they'd have to go through, it would be ludicrously expensive for blizzard to use it and all the other stuff that would fit in with other characters.

Imagine Zen saying "hasta la vista, baby" whenever he went on a kill streak. Yeah

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPW9AbRMwFU

post your themesong lads

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>>183229441
sombrero + poncho + fake mustache skin when

>>183229281
This actually kind of makes sense can believe this desu (your reputation aside)

>>183229614
McCree's also classified as a terrorist and has the highest bounty ever, even though he's clearly not a bad guy

Stealing one gun to 'fight evil' makes Soldier more of a good guy than a bad guy

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>only australian characters are criminals

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>>183228073
>mfw we get a cute healer from Talon

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Even though he will never be in the actual game I wonder if he has any cool evil villian powers like the rest seem to.
If he has some corrupt version of the Iris that would be neat.
Bonus points if he implies the malevolent Iris is the true form.

So does Widow's rifle shoot actual bullets or is it some kind of energy?

>>183229836
even aussies don't disagree with this characterization desu

>>183229959
Bullets

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>>183229737
>No sabes que soy loco~
PROBLEM SOLVED

>>183229809
Halloween. Will purchase.

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We're taking it slow but well... we're getting back together he lent me his coat for the walk home.

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>>183229846
10 billion times this

>>183229946

I wish they would put him in the game. As a healer. The game could really use another healer, and also a playable evil Omnic. There's no evil playable Omnics and it would provide an opportunity for tons of neat interactions since the whole Omnic racial shit is so big in the game.

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>>183230063
And then Jack wakes up from his Whiskey induced coma to remember he's sleeping alone in a musty crypt.

>>183229809
Sombra is so perfect bros

If only I was good with her

>>183229946
Actually, the person who leaked Doomfist's skills said that he is the next hero.

>>183229831
>Ex gangmember
>Literally joined Overwatch as a boxed crook
>The shit he probably did under Blackwatch
McCree's got a reason to be wanted, mostly that long list labelled "Blackwatch"

And Helix was just one example, he's attacked a long list of "Financial institutions and corporations, as well as government seized Overwatch facilities" across the US. Now, I can
understand the first and last one, maybe, but why did he run around and rob not!banks?

76 is kind of nuts. He's a good guy, but he's nuts.

>>183229809
lol did blizzard really do this?

>>183230498
No, there's a guy who makes "meme" versions of the videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU9l99fUP4Y

>"hmm, please switch off hanzo..."
>get 4 headshot kills in the feed on first push

Hanzo is better than McCree in every way, but you don't see people tilting over a cowboy pick

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post thicc Mercy's

>>183230594
shitty memes aside, there's some neat editing in places like the webm in >>183229809

>>183229959
you can see/hear the shell casings from primary fire

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>One, don't pick up the phone
You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone
Two, don't let him in
You have to kick him out again
Three, don't be his friend
You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if you're under him
You ain't getting over him

Soldier should listen to what Ana has to say, she's his faghag after all.

>>183230714
every time I run into a hanzo player they always go on about how they're a smurf and godlike in M/GM and proceeds to do nothing but feed the rest of the game.

blame it on 99% of the people who choose him being overwhelmingly shit.

>>183230714
>guy instalocks hanzo
>check his profile
>hanzo is his most played with double digit hours this season
>42% winrate
>He actually does pretty well and consistently got headshot kills
The only explanations I can think of, is that people either throw when they see a Hanzo main, or the account was being boosted.

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>>183230714
i will always yell at hanzos in ching chong tower

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>>183230792

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>>183231017

gtfo degenerate

>>183229281
Emoji anon can you corroborate the "Quarter hero leak" from ages ago that everyone is talking about again because of comic omnic?

>>183231017
>>183231070
>tumblr photo looks a million times better
>but this one has ass >:(

cosplay fans are the worst

>>183230440
Nope, the leak said that Bria would be an area denial hero, and that Ivon was the guy that had a business suit, but we would need a cap of that leak, since this guy is called Maximillian

>>183230947
People especially around plat and lower fall for the "exdee hanzo mains" and will throw on purpose if you play Hanzo even if you have 4 golds getting headshots and only jumping off the payload to flank and stagger their support. In diamond and above people on average at least know how to "play around" certain players and not tilt the whole team. It still happens though

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>Double sniper every game

>>183230440
>>183230304
They could give him a "Support" form like the shield bots from Null sector and also give him a heal ability.
Bam 50% of his kit already done.

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>>183230937
as a tracer main i love seeing hanzos, a tasty snack before i fill up on healer flesh.

>>183230059
Sombra's Halloween costume should be Santa Muerte themed.

>>183231171
He refers to characters by internal names, never by in-game names. The names don't matter.

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Post current comp season stats and r8

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>>183231163

>this ones actually a woman

wow such horror

>>183231272
Her Los Muertos is already that, tho

what are you thinking, like her hooded concept art with the Sombraskull digital mask or something?

>>183231310
Yes, and in that post he said that Bria would be the next hero, not him

>>183231430
>tumblr one very clearly a woman that looks like it was actually staged to make an interesting shot
>yours are a pimply ass, wings that somehow look worse than the tumblr one and cheap, shoddy looking materials making up the outfit

again, cosplay fans are the worst. 99% of the time I can't stand to look at cosplay without cringing and the tumblr one was merely PASSABLE

>>183231645
i am so sorry

>>183231078
it's fake :-}

How do I tracer?

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>>183228876
>>183228905
>>183229046
Yall wrong, Soldier 76 was a cool guy before his death, Reaper was always a powerhungry dick, Torb is a cranky midged with lots of friends and Widow was a lovely person before blacks took her away.
Omnic are not a race by the way, toaster can't be race.

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>>183229441
Being Blizzard we'll get a Rammstein reference before that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idtD--EF1Dg

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>If the leaks are to be believed, Bria will be the smallest hero yet to be released for Overwatch. She's styled as a steampunk-esque teenager with a wrist-based computer and a blue / yellow styling.

so were getting a steampunk borderline loli? get ready for a new brand of waifu shit posting.

>>183231838
trim your nails

>>183231430
The first one is actually a girl too, she just pretends to be """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""gender"""""""""""""""""""""""""""fluid""""""""""""""""""""""" or whatever for extra tumblr snowflake points.

>>183231917
>Blizzard own a game where you can murder children
Nice jokes.

>>183229946
he looks like a ratchet and clank villain and I love it

>>183231998
literally the only reason dva is 19

>Doomfist not even out yet
>people already theorizing the next hero
Great, now we're going to have to suffer through OMG WHAT WILL MAXIMILIAN/BRIA/WHO THE FUCK EVER'S KIT BE?? for another 3 months.

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>>183231241
>all that jiggle

>>183231917
>people legitimately think we're getting children heroes
If there's one thing guarantee-able about this game is that it'll never have children as heroes ever. Blizzard is already criticized a lot for lazy bad story telling and if they put a genius child that can also fight in the story it's like openly admitting you're shit at writing.

>>183230947
Yes, people will hardthrow over a Hanzo insta-pick below mid diamond. It's especially a shame because a good hanzo shits on diamond and below extremely hard. He has a stigma from QP and """smurfs""" I guess.

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>>183231645


>tumblr one very clearly a woman

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So this is the best way I can understand Reaper's motivations:

Either Reaper is a sleeper agent or he's doing exactly the same as Sombra.

Let me explain:

If Reaper is a sleeper agent, it means he's working for whoever changed him into Reaper. Becoming Doomfist's right hand man in order to win him a seat on the council and a place next to Akande.
The organization will change him back if he fulfills some goal. Being able to exact revenge on Overwatch is just a bonus to this deal.

If Reaper is pulling a Sombra it means he doesn't know who changed him into Reaper, not for sure, only that he was left to change into it after the Swiss incident. After changing, Doomfist took notice and invited him into Talon which Reaper worked up the ranks to a seat on the Council. Talon lets him get revenge but also the tools needed to hunt down whoever made him this way.

Either way, Reaper is going to turn on Talon. Whether he succeeds or not I think is going to end up being based on whether he reconciles with Jack and Ana. They be the the only ones to truly aid him. And Sombra maybe, but we'll see.

Why does Genji, Hanzo, and now Doomfist all have their left tit exposed?

>>183231449
Totally forgot about the Los Muertos, but the idea you have could work.

What if they do a Frida Kahlo costume? Seems like something that Blizzard might do.
Or perhaps a costume inspired by Hackers or Matrix seem likely as well.

>>183229037
That was also in reference to Phantom of the Opera. I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to say.

>>183232281
female character with tit exposed when

>>183232278
>Either way, Reaper is going to turn on Talon

Who cares? Reaper literally just confirmed that he's going out and killing Overwatch agents because Talon told him to. He's already crossed redeemable lines.

>>183232316
I'm saying that the outfit was more a reference to the Red Death, like it was a reference to the Red Death in the Phantom of the Opera.

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>>183232104
Because heroes are the most interesting and meaningful content but they take for-fucking-ever to come out which leaves the fanbase starved.

>>183232430
I don't want more heroes, I want lore on the existing ones I care about, like McCree, Genji, Hanzo and Zenyatta

who haven't gotten shit since release

>>183232402
He's already crossed redeemable lines
I guess Ana, Jack, Genji, and McCree are screwed too.
And if you count omnics as people, then everyone else too.

>>183232278
As much as i like speculating, we have so little info on Talon that theorizing about what Reaper is doing there is difficult

>>183232430
In addition to that, not every hero appeals to everyone which leaves some players unsatisfied even when a new one is released

>>183229946
What would the corrupt version even do? Damages people instead of healing, or just a damage boost rather than healing?

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>>183232581
>we have so little info on Talon
You're being serious, aren't you.

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>>183232278

But mercy changed him into reaper

>muh fukin lore m8