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NYEH HEH HEH HEH edition

NEW COMIC:
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/doomfist-masquerade
Animated: https://reader.madefire.com/work/OVERWTACH-DOOMFISTMASQUERADE/read

>Doomfist will become live on 7/27:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBaWAxeHcw0

>Most recent developer update
https://youtu.be/-uKkAyLPJe0

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20861969
Live: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker and lore
http://www.overstalk.io
https://imgur.com/a/iYaTq

>Hero tips, tricks and basics
https://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leader boards
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com

>eSports info, Contenders League and World Cup 2017
https://over.gg
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
https://www.overwatchcontenders.com
https://worldcup.playoverwatch.com

>Previous thread: >>183163943
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S O M B R A
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>new comic
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Sombra n mccree too i guess
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>tfw you will never hug Mei
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Here comes T.Racer!
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>>183194804
The borders of diamond are the best ranks to troll It's high enough that people actually think they're good and care a lot about hitting diamond or hitting masters, but low enough that you can still stomp everyone if you feel like trying.
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Why are all the new characters black?
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>>183194869
Thanks Mr Reaper Skeletal....
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>>183195058
McCree is so hot.
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>>183194869
thanks mister skeltal
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>>183195063
Thank god
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I'll be patiently waiting for jester Sombra r34
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>tfw new comic
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>>183195216
He's a big boy
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>>183195063
>tfw you'll never hug anon.
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CUTE MEXICAN HACKER
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>Sombra gets pushed out of Talon
>She reveals to Widow that she was brainwashed to kill her husband
>Widow doesn't believe her but her faith in Talon is shaken

Screencap this
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>tfw no Bloo wife who kills Omnics
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>>183195063
Why live
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>Log into the game
>Under 100 level player on my team, named Genji
>Immideately starts giving orders on what should everyone play
>Ignore the fucker, pick zenyatta, because I ain't playin' Ana with one tank and two flankers, I'm not that good
>All throughout the match he keeps trashtalking and telling us he can't carry the game if no one will abide his orders
>Everyone ignores him and tries to stick together while he goes on wild flanks and dies alone
>Still a loss, even though it was a close game
>For shits and giggles type in chat that his skills were apparently not good enough
>He has a 30 second meltdown, literally screeching in voice, peaking his mic like crazy
Holy shit, I've never ever had such an entertaining loss. Wonder who his actual main is, if he plays genji that bad on mid-diamond.
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>>183195314
How big is his cock?
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>>183195351
>faith in Talon

Its not like she really has a choice to be there lol
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Convince me not to onetrick Sombra.
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>Doomfist wants a piece of the blue berry pie
>Sombra wants the BBC
>Meanwhile Reaper won't stop brooding over Jack

Talon is a mess.
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>>183194869
>>183195208
>>183195225


> Reaper skeltal presses Q
>doot doot doot doot
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Ana = goddess.
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>>183195412

His actual main is probably Genji, honestly.
For whatever reason there are A LOT of Genji players with dedicated Genji accounts. Like I played with some guy named ThaGenjiBoi or some shit once. They are invariably shit.
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>>183195417
haven't thought that far,.. but he's probably a shower
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Gabe lusts after Jack.
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Sombra is best girl, she's pure (and she lusts for white dick only, she probably watches border enforcement porn). She sleeps with a teddy bear. Sombra is a sweet, pure girl.

This is canon.
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>>183195521

You're powered up GET IN THERE!
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>>183195325

i'm not good enough for her
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>>183195491
>wants
>implying he hasnt already
>implying "london" isnt a codeword for toilet, where they just haf sex
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>someone picks Reaper
>hear "First you listen, then I kill."
You don't hear that one so much these days but it's still funny
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>>183195780
>Jack has to want his ex get dominated by the BBC

I thought the NTR was a meme, Chu made it canon.
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What a qt family.
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>>183195819
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>>183195819
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>>183195491
Forgot to mention how Reaper is Doomfist's bitch.
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>>183195491
>Nobody noticed that one of the women is literally blue and has next to no pulse
Confirmed Chu is shit writer. What, did Jeff tell him to write that? ITS A CONSPIRACY
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Beach Fun skins when?
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>>183195802
>she lusts for white dick only
Oh man somebody hasnt read the new comic yet
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>win game
>"we have the best torb"
>lose game
>"ugh why did we have to have a torb on our team. you suck"
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>>183195819
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>>183195043

If a woman thinks she is smarter than you she will cuck you 100% of the time.
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what does apagando las luces mean
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>>183196130
Kill the lights
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>>183196148
cool
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Are there any bitchy cold-blooded heroes in this game? Like Cersei from GoT?
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>>183195802
No! She likes girls only and if she was real she would totally date me.
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This general is rapidly turning into tumblr, except nobody here draws gay art.
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>>183195819
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>>183195950
As much as i dislike pharah, i gotta admit her younger self is cute
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>>183196264
Fuck off dumb roleplayer
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New comic was pretty all right. The art was iffy in places, but at least it explained a little about Talon's motivations.
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>Would you fuck a clone of yourself?
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>>183196003
>casino for criminals
>a known sniper for Talon goes to a casino
>to meet another member of Talon
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>>183196264
This, Sombra's whole shtick screams "gay." She was practically drooling over Volskaya
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>>183196104
I wouldn't have it any other way
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>>183196262
Widowmaker.
She's a killing machine that bullied Tracer
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>>183195819
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>>183196420
They already explained she's a fucking loser who never had any friends, so the whole amiga friend thing with Volskaya is just that on the nose (no pun intended).
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>Omnic gambler
Fuck Doomfist, when are we getting Maximillian?
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>>183196368
>little
Talon is basically all Doomfist now. Doomfist is Talon. He took direct control.
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>>183196412
>implying tracer hasn't fucked her other selves many times already
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Why is everyone in this game a disgusting amputee?
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>>183196420
more Bi than anything and would only be down for one night stands.

none of the connections with ALL the pleasure
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>>183196572
>They
Who? When? Gib some source on that bullshit.

She doesn't seem an awkard autist like Mei, more like a professional criminal who likes to have some fun.
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>>183196639
But that's better than what we had before, isn't it? Now they have a clear direction, not just "we're evil and we do evil things because good is dumb."
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>>183196704
Well yeah, I can't see Sombra settling with anybody. You can also tell she'd like to have a go at Tracer
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>>183196657
ROADHOG AMPUTEED HIS FACE
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Any news on when blizzard is going to change fucking scatter arrow, I dont see how Roadhog who needs to HIT HIS HOOK to instakill you is bad, but scatter arrow that randomly kills you, dare you stand in semi clsed space is good for game.

Is it because of all hanzo shitters?
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ha-HA!

E M P
I T
U P
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>>183195950
Very qt
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>>183196657
dumb fleshy purist
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Literally what was the point of the comic? Nothing happens in the story apart from Reaper saying 'Doomfist, we did some stuff while you were gone'. Chu is utterly shit at storytelling
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>>183195780

>OWGfagposters

There are so many ways that you could and SHOULD kys that its hard to reccomend whete to start. I say keep it simple and find the nearest railroad track and wait..on it.
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I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD
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>>183196785
AMPOTATED
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>>183194286

What should I do with Mercy so I can maximise my SR?

Also can't I do similar SR gains with other supports?
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>>183196657
>in a game about shooting people with rockets, planting mines, and hacking them with swords, why are people missing limbs?
Hmm really makes me think
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>>183196785
I know it won't happen because T rating, but I really want Roadhog to be horribly disfigured and half rotting under that mask.
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>>183196741
We found out what Talon was doing before too. It was being strong armed by shitters with deep pockets. Then Doomfist threw the Italian whiteboi off a building.
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No fucking Doomfist suit skin?
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>>183196814
to be fair, hanzo doesn't really have much else going on
a good hanzo can carry and if you change scatter into something weaker he'll just be ass

t. 0 minutes on hanzo so feel free to correct me
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>>183196913
Reinhardt is ugly. So is McCree, Junkrat, Roaghog, and Jack. The only attractive male hero is Hanzo but even then he's a turnoff because lol no legs.
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>>183196913
Does it get boring reposting the same fucking thing, every thread?
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>attacking a cybernetic fist fighter and a trained sniper with four dudes with no guns

God Talon is retarded
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>>183196974
Why does he wear the mask?
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>Morrison and Amari?
>No, not yet.
>I hope you're not feeling sentimental.

>No.
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>>183195819
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>>183197164
Yeah
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I want to kiss her on the lips
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>>183196412
>having a threesome with two Reinhardt's
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>cant play comp on weekends
>cant play comp on holidays
>cant play comp before 5 am or after 10 am

the fuck is wrong with this games community? is there any hope of fixing it or are you fucked unless you manage to find a 6 stack equally as good as you are?
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>>183196045
>somebody hasn't read the new comic yet
well, you convinced me to do it

nice BLACKED fantasies, you faggot cuckold, literally nothing happens

>>183196704
>>183196770
>You can also tell she'd like to have a go at Tracer
literally what the fuck are you talking about? her only interaction is a derisive, mocking voice line

fuck off with your headcanon you tumblr dykes, yuri is such trash
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>Amélie in a dress
Talon event when?
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>>183196974
>>183197213

THIS IS THE MASK OF A KIWI MAN WHO AMPUTATED HIS FACE DUE TO A BET WITH A RETARDED AUSTRALIAN
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>>183197123
>Reinhardt is ugly. So is McCree
>and Jack

Dude I'm hetero and even I know those dudes are handsome. Hanzo is such a fuckboy.
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>>183197164
Of course, that shit's weird.
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>>183197123
>Reinhardt is ugly
>So is McCree


sorry for your poor taste in men
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The moment I read Doomfist's masterplan I lost every hope about OW's lore.

Literally the most lazy bullshit excuse for a villain.
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>>183197164
What kind of retard produced this question? The casino is clearly owned by that omnic, and anyone stupid enough to point fingers at widow would in best case lose his job.
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>>183197135
Not really, no.

>>183197123
Imagine having taste this shit in men.
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>>183197164
Can someone just go assassinate Chu already?
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>>183197123
None of those people you listed are ugly! Even if they were, someone out there finds them attractive, so isn't that still a good thing? Also, Hanzo isn't an amputee, he just has very delicate ankles.
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>>183197025
They need to make all of their outfits from the comic into skins goddammit.
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>>183197049

>a good hanzo can carry
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>>183197281
November
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>>183196974
I expected 76 to be missing the lower half of his jaw or some shit, then he just had stupid anime scarring

Blizzard are such pussies
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>>183197336
Reinhardt is old.

McCree is average-looking and too hairy. He also looks like he stinks like shit.

Jack is old and balding.
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>>183197123
What are you talking about? Hanzo has legs.
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Since Doomfist is being released literally at the end of the month,which is probably when they'll roll out the rest of the PTR changes including lootboxes, and Summer Games is going to be in August, that means for the entire month of July there has just been no reason to play Overwatch.

Defend this.
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>>183197528
This is true in Diamond and under
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>>183197424
The casino has Talon ties is the more appropriate thing. And it's obvious by 2 leaders being there, Doomfist walking in, and Talon thugs coming through the door.

Why would anyone question their operative?
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>>183197470
Impossible. You'd get to his door and get stuck forever at "To be continued..." sign.
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>>183197278
dumb sombraposter
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>>183197248
I want her to force me to my knees and make me kiss her "lips"
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>>183197528
yeah, at lower ranks i should have specified. which is where people whine about scatter the most.
i just don't like the "castrate this character" approach some people seem to have. hanzo is still fairly rare to see in comp imo
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>>183197608
I was playing the PTR so, there.
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>>183197278
She got jealous when Doomfist started flirting with Widow, dumbass.

Your waifu is a coalburner.
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>>183197424
I've never been to a fancy ass high end casino with free champagnes and people in suits and dresses but are the norms there really that different from quality casinos?
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>Doomfist has an awful critbox
>250 hp

Literally what is the point beside shitting on Junkrat?
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>>183197301
in my headcanon he has the face of Rando from Lisa. His face was sawed off my a bunch of punks. Then he became a badass later in life.
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>>183197164
What the fuck is this shit? Literally if anyone in a casino is some purple freak with a spider tatoo on her arm, the of course some fucking body is gonna be desperate enough to at least ask her to try their luck with her. This is literal moron-tier story telling.

>What does the comic actually say apart from Doomfist is now aware of what Talon did while he was away
>How does this comic advance the plot in any way shape or form? We already know Doomfist wants to start a conflict from half of his fucking voicelines, why do we need to be told yet again?

Actually abhorrent storytelling. But wait, I forgot ITS ALL JEFFS FAULT, HE DID THIS ALL FROM THE BEGINNING, HE IS THE REASON WHY NOT ONLY THE COMICS SAY NOTHING, BUT ARE ULTIMATELY FILLED WITH PLOTHOLES AND BAD LINES. CHU IS INNOCENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>Doomfist drops july 27th
>EXACTLY same date as the anime marathon twitch is hosting

Overwatch or anime marathon with a bunch of nerds? I dont wanna do both its one or the other
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>>183197470
Jeff's the one preventing him from moving the story forward as well as fucking up the characters and balance, kill him instead.
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>>183197847
>>183197847
spoiler that shit anon. fuck.
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>>183197608
>defend this
Why would I? I haven't played for the entirety of July.

>>183197554
>>183197429
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>>183197554
Fair enough, but reinhardt is clearly young in nearly every sense but the number, and Soldier is probably got that President grey hair from stress or chemicals or some shit.

McCree just needs to clean up, he's fine.
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END
HIS
SUFFERING

He doesn't deserve to be trapped under Doomfist's heel.
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>>183195819
YOU BETTER GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!
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>>183197897
Doomfist will be literally unplayable the first days. Everyone will instalock him, also he isn't going anywhere, you have all the time of the wolrd to play him.

What anime marathon are you talking about anyway?
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>>183197882
>Chu gives his reply to a retard asking why a criminal is walking into a criminally infested casino
I'm not calling Chu the best writer, but the guy making the question is a total retard.
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>>183197825
Dude, this place is OWNED by Talon. Freaky freaks like Amelie are probably a usual occurance there
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>all the chu apologists itt

Literally kill yourselves holy shit. And no, don't say shit about Jeff because I don't give a shit.
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>>183197897
>willingly playing on the day of a hero release
>not playing the hero while its on PTR

are you a consolefag or just stupid
oh wait those are the same thing
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>>183197793
Yeah, because Sombra loves Widow
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>>183198050
Reaperfags on suicide watch.
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>>183197554
>Jack is old and balding
TAKE IT BACK
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>>183197971
He's really fucking average-looking though. Only tumblr draws him as super-attractive.
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>>183197271

As long as the time zone of the players YOU ARE GETTING TEAMED UP WITH is between 10pm and 10am you should be fine.

Shitters tend to not play between that time frame of their own lives.
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>>183195819
MY STRENGTH UNLEASHED
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>>183198212
Poor little cuckold in denial.
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>>183198050
He's a sub who chose to be a bitch.
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>>183198190
>this faggot still screaming about chu not writing characters how he wants them to be and upset over him sinking the Pharmercy ship and liking Gency
>DON'T MENTION ANYONE ELSE CHU ALONE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING WRONG WITH MY LIFE MURDER FROTH SCREAM BARF SNORT
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>>183198050
Oh boy. More shit to support the Reaper76 crap.
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>>183198410

I'm no fan of Pharahmercy but Gency is just as shit.
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>>183197897
Obviously the Twicth + Crunchyroll marathon. Their last marathon of Power Rangers was golden. Doomfist was fun on PTR until they fixed his bugs.
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>>183198138
That's the Overwatch Twitter, Chu doesn't write for that.
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>>183198298
In game models of everyone look like they haven't shit in ten weeks.
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>>183195819
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>>183197928
Jeff is a spineless cuck that's afraid of change. The real ruler of the Overwatch empire is Geoff.
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>>183196940
Honestly, you don't really have to try that hard to get more SR as Mercy. Just play her normally, and res whenever you get the chance. If you're going to res, try to let another person or two die so you can pad your stats.

If you can get a big res that won't actually do anything, take it. You'll get another one and it probably won't cost you the game, but it will pad your stats a LOT.

Don't do what some people say and hide for a 5 man every fight, that almost never works out and you'll lose a shit ton of SR if you don't manage to get a couple off.
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>>183198410
>thinking it's just one guy sick of all the chu cocksucking

kek. no, seriously. kill yourself.
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>>183198493
Because its not what you want. You people are as bad if not worse than the ATLA and Korra retards.
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>>183198159
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>>183198692

How do you know what I want?
Can I not just call a shit ship for what it is?
I don't even know what the fuck ATLA is.
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>>183197897
anime marathon

that fucking Power Rangers marathon was a once in a lifetime experience
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>>183198572
Well fuck me, guess the guy I replied to and I are retards as well.
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>>183198692
No, it's actually because Gency is retarded.
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>>183198138
>Criminally owned casino has literally no members of the public or lower tier operatives or drunk people
Looks like you and Chu share at least one thing in common. You have no idea how the real world works.
How is a casino supposed to make money if the only people who frequent the place are staff or the members of staff families. Shit ain't like the superhero movies where every lord of scum has his own 10 storey casino for him and his goons personal use.
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>>183198406
I'm glad /owg/ has finally recognized who the best girl is
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>>183198779
It's not a ship when it's official, dipshit.

Avatar: The Last Airbender.
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>utubers already calling maximilian an evil omnic hero
its hammond/efi all over again
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>>183198692
Are you implying that Korra isn't a poorly written pandering-to-all-the-worst-people laughable excuse for writing that only retards would enjoy? Because I saw several episodes of the first season and a few of the second and the writing was abysmal and childish in every sense imaginable. I would be secondhand embarrassed for any grown person saying otherwise of it if I wasn't overwhelmed with my own distaste for such a plebeian.

Go back to /co/. Tumblr too, since they're one in the same.
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>>183198991
Tell me you don't watch anime.
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>Phara buys groceries before going home, thanks the cashier by name
>NEW HERO LOAR IMPLICATSHUNS GROCERY HERO WHEN
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>>183198991
No, I'm stating that you people who fight over which characters fuck which characters are worse than the ATLA and Korra fans who did the exact same thing to an incredible degree.
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>>183198852
Son, this fucking game's "story" and "lore" is one big superhero comic in animation. Not to mention you assume just because a criminal group owns the casino that only the criminal group would go in and not other prospect supporters/allies/retarded rich folk.
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>Reaper flawlessly shifts and shoots, killing a roomful of guards like a graceful untouched butterfly
>engages in a physical fist fight with Jack, leaves without killing either of them despite them being clearly outmatched

T H I N K I N G
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>>183198887
>Implying any of the 'characters' in the game have a personality to asses, which isn't simply a 2dimensional representation of their monotone story arc/appearance
To be honest since Chu cannot write a thing the only thing to assess now is their looks
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>>183198969

>starts talking about fucking Avatar because someone expresses distaste for a romantic pairing
>calls others dipshit
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>>183195819
Oh boy
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>>183198670
Well then so the number of total heroes for every ress doesnt matter? It's just the total of ressed players in the whole game?

So ressing 5 man at the same time or ressing 5 people in the game is the same?

What about the amount healed etc like in pic related?
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>>183199236
This is why Orisa is the best girl. The best.
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>>183198991
How retarded are you that the point of that post went that far over your head
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>>183194869
>shitty OP image that doesn't relate to Overwatch at all.

Just stop.
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>>183198887
She hacked our hearts.
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>>183198991
>I'M THE AVATAR AND YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH IT
>Literally no character growth from anyone throughout the entire show
Accurate opinion
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>>183199359

Orisa has the weakest personality of them all.
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>>183199434
Literally a cap from the new comic

You fucking retarded mouthbreather
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>>183197897
>mfw imagining Maid Dragon with Twitch chat
I'm legitimately looking forward to this
This has some Bob Ross marathon comfiness potential
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>>183199208
I've been saying that for months and now people are JUST piecing this together? He held back.
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>>183199094
Not for several years, but a lot of garden variety anime that's good enough to become flavor of the month or get accolades on say /a/ is without a doubt better than the fucking hackneyed terrible abortion of writing that Korra is, which is only giving passing criticism as not being "up to the standard that Avatar set" or some bullshit, when it actuality it's fucking terrible. This isn't something to argue about, it's just the fact of the matter. The fact you ask me if I watch anime is pretty funny, because to me you're about the equivalent of the type of guy who's ranting about how My Little Pony has deep themes and important messages and groundbreaking animation so you should really give it a chance.

you're so deluded and so unaware of your own abysmal fucking standards for quality lmao
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>>183199467
I like her personality enough to occasionally believe she's worth playing
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>Made the enemy Pharah so mad she told me to kill myself several times
>I was Sym
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>when you catch a godlike orisa in qp

how do i play this horse god damn i'm motivated
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>>183199338
>mercy here mercy there blahhhhhhh
Playing Mercy above Master with a low deaths average is noteworthy enough
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>>183199442
I want Sombra to dig her nails into my skin and use me like a cheap toy
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>>183199575
Play against retards
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>>183199575
Play Rein instead :^)
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HOW DO WE KILL OVERWATCH?
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>>183199517
Everyone will lewd the dragon loli.
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>>183198887
She is best girl but damn, I go away from this game and community for a few weeks and come back and everybody has hopped on the Sombra bandwagon. It's only going to get more intense, too. Those faggot youtubers making the "HEY GUYS IT'S STYLOSA HERE AND SOMBRA IS ACTUALLY THE BEST AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE THESE 5 REASONS WHY" videos don't help.

>>183197897
>mfw free SR shitting all over helpless fucking hacked Doomfists as Sombra getting free ult charge all day starting July 27th
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>>183199359
>Literal robot in a cast of robotic characters
>She's like 6 months old (both literally and in lore) and already is more interesting than half the cast, personalitywise

Good choice anon

>>183199338
The 5 man rez at once will be better than 5 over a game SRwise, because you can probably get about 1-2 5mans off the entire match, whereas if you her playing her properly, you might only get 3 one-man's-despite being better overall plays
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>>183199539

Her personality is extremely underwhelming
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so are talon known as terrorist and it's illegal to have links to talon or is it like being in a gang where it's just illegal to do talon shit
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>>183199735
Keep making 2CP maps
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>>183198684
>chu cocksucking
This whole general is filled with Chu strawmen who screech paragraphs of complaints aimed at Chu when Jeff admits to the problems they piled on Chu for months.
People told them they were wrong. Showed them the interviews. Yet they are still holding onto the Chu meme. Now you think the thread is filled with "apologists". You have no conception of reality kid. You and the rest of you. What else could there be to bitch about then? You tell me.
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>>183195819
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>>183199735
t. jeff kaplan
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>>183199535
lmao never watched an episode of Avatar in my life, I just find ironic when animu fans shit on other mediums when anime might be the worst shit out there on par with soap operas.
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>>183199735

Buff Winston so his gun goes through barriers, armor, and shields.
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>>183199827
>orisa
>more interesting than anyone

Don't kid yourself you dumb horsefag.
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>>183197123
>So is mccree
how about fuck you
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>>183199845

I think Jeff and Chu are both shit.
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>>183199845
>Literally just had a comic without any story progress (attesting to your conspiracy of Jeff), but also with blatant plotholes, unreal lines and horrendous pacing
>Jeff is also responsible for the blatant plotholes, unreal lines and horrendous pacing

Get over yourself anon, don't you have something better to do?
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>>183199735
Give all the tanks Winston's leap.
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>>183199832
I think Talon is like an underground organization with high profile members, sort of like the Court of Owls.
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>>183199827
>She's like 6 months old (both literally and in lore) and already is more interesting than half the cast, personalitywise
>more interesting than half the cast, personalitywise

Are you fucking serious? What's even her personality? She's probably the worst character in the game, with the shortest amount of lore and a personality that's basically Pharah-lite.
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>>183199827
Forget about probably I want to understand if the ress SR is about player ressed number or how many ressed per ability?

Also about KDA, does dieing make you have less SR as well?
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>>183199981
I've been expecting them to do that for SO long but with dive being popular they'll just end up nerfing him which is a shame because winston's been my favorite tank since release and if they nerf him at all he'll be trash
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>>183200026
>What is Symmetra
>What is Lucio
>What is D.Va
>What is Zarya
>What is Mei
>What is Hanzo

Yeah, I'll think I'll kid myself if that is what you mean by it
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>>183199845
>when Jeff admits to the problems they piled on Chu for months

You got a source to back up that claim of yours?
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>>183200114
That is the most correct way to look at it. Both have problems. It's not just Chu.

>>183200121
>Literally just had a comic without any story progress
Where? I see a comic with story progress? Are you talking about an older comic?
>but also with blatant plotholes, unreal lines and horrendous pacing
Chu writes the dialog, artists make the comic. And frankly, compared to the legitimately bad pacing in previous one, this one took a step in a better direction. You use this as the example of bad pacing and not Reflections? Are you blind?

>Jeff is also responsible for the blatant plotholes, unreal lines and horrendous pacing
You're delusional, refer to above.
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>>183199338
>>183200221
Any idea we have as to what affects the amount SR you get for a win is pure speculation and relies almost completely on anecdotal evidence.

There is some evidence that some stats are tied positively or negatively to SR gains, but no one knows for sure how the system works. The best you can do is try to maximize all of them. Res on cooldown even if it's suboptimal, steal healing from your teammate even if you already have your ultikmate, let players die before you res even if it makes their positioning a bit worse and wastes time.

Some have suggested that trying to pick up a pistol kill or two a game could make the system see you as way above average, since the vast majority of mercies get <1 pistol kill a game and do 0 damage.

I do think it's safe to say that accuracy has literally 0 impact on SR gains though.
>>183199827
That assumes you can get the 5 mans, a lot of the time your teammates will be spread out or died staggered. 2 2-mans is better than waiting for the 5 man that never comes and losing 35 SR.
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>>183199521
calm down sperglord, it matters more now because Jack and Ana are a deliberate threat to Talon's plans, not just remnants under threat of Gabe's pettiness
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this game needs a female Hanzo with a combound bow and tight tank top
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>>183200220

Her personality is "we wuz barriers n sheeit"
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>>183200353
I'd give you Symmetra, but orisa doesn't even have a fraction of the personality the characters you listed have.
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>>183200360
https://www.polygon.com/2017/5/17/15655410/overwatch-first-strike-canceled-jeff-kaplan-interview

In comparison with what Chu said back in November:
https://www.polygon.com/comics/2016/11/18/13680790/overwatch-graphic-novel-canceled-first-strike-blizzard-entertainment
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Will she be redeemed?


Also this Comic was really just filler. Just establishing Doomfist's leadership over Talon which we already knew about. This entire comic could be summarized with the line "doomfist purged talon of anyone against him". Then that line could be in a comic which moves the plot. At least we saw more blue.
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>>183199775
I really want to see the chat during the sweeter scenes like "You're a hit." or "You beat Hades?"
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>>183200424
>it only matters more now
>when Gabe, Jack, and Ana have been the focus of the story since last year

wew

>deliberate threat to Talon's plans
They always were. They could lead Overwatch back to it's former glory if they stopped being sorry for themselves. This never changed.
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i have a hero idea

>omnic energy weapons shock trooper
>m1 is a fast firing shotgun on his right arm
>m2 is a machinegun with medium distance and wide spread mounted on his head
>Q is a machinegun salvo from his chest mounted gatlings
>melee is done with a energy knife on the left arm
>shift is a self heal on a short cooldown instead of being OP like bastion resource heal
>E is a gravity anchor, he fires a rocket projectile from his shoulder and if it hits he can pull the target to himself

i call him heavy hog
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I'm convinced nothing throws games harder than a shit rein.
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>>183199706
>>183199709
[autistic neighing]
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>>183200871
I like Orisa but she's shit
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>>183200558
Well if Chu had actually written a good story they wouldn't have to cancel it, would they?
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>>183200221
I would imagine the system prefers the big rezzes because it is a median way for it to see if you are doing well. A solo rez might be the best thing for a push or totally useless, however overall a 5man will on average do better. I would imagine 'Ressed per ability' in your own words. It wouldn't matter anyhow, because chances are if you go for the big 5mans anyway, you will probs end up with more rezzed total anyways
Deaths will almost guaranteed decrease SR gain as well. a player with 0 deaths will probs be doing better than a player with 15 deaths. Would however imagine it also take into account Elims per life,Heals per life, Obj time per life etcetc
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>>183196003
It's a casino operated as a front and the Monte Carlo Casino has a strict dress code, especially in the evenings. This isn't some dumpy Vegas joint, it is the bastion of Grimaldi lordship.
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>>183200667
Redeemed how? In what sense?

She's a hero, killing that stupid robotic Martin Nigger King Jr.
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>Lose a 20 minutes match to a pinch
>-26
>Steamroll the other team in the next match
>+16

Fuck this
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>>183200401
Lets just agree that Jeff and Chu have their problems in their own way like >>183200114 said. I was only using Masquerade as an example because it was recent and most likely on the mind.
To be frank, for a man who literally spends his working life on this shit, there should be little-to-no flaws in these comics, especially if there is only one coming out every 2 months or so. Fucking Squirrelgirl has a more consistent pacing, plot and lines than this shit.
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>>183201187

Could just give up on comp.
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>>183201187
if you don't stretch it out you don't get them phat stats
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>>183200140

Not even joking Orisa really should have some kind of enhanced movement ability what with being a robot horse and all.
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>orisa
>bland
>the omnic who used to be a public police servant/slave with no choice
>wich was then destroyed by MF doomfist
>then rebuilt by a 6yo with a fetish for ponies and engineering books
>also reprogrammed with a personality befitting a oddly colored horse still having no choice on her life
>i mean ffs she even has a cutie mark spray
>actualy hated by one or more heroes she admired
>who is yet to realize her own self and the creepy cheery personality she was given
>or the fact that many people still look at her as a servant/slave due to omnic nature/police service
clock's a ticking

and the horse is a bomb
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I want to go with Sombra on a date to Taco Bell, we could share an extra large, ice cold, refreshing cherry Pepsi and eat a Crunchwrap Supreme from both ends and meet in the middle to kiss like Lady and the Tramp and we'd look into each other's eyes lovingly while sipping from our shared soda and she'd boop my nose and giggle while playing footsie under the table.
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>>183200497
I'll give you Zarya and Mei, but I hold to Hanzo, Lucio and D.Va (Symm as common ground)
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>>183200928
Chu didn't write any of First Strike. It was mostly Metzen before he left:

http://warcraftmovie.blizzplanet.com/blog/comments/sdcc-2015-blizzard-showcase-panel-video

Metzen and Micky Neilson wrote it.
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>>183200667
Hopefully she's killed off desu, I don't want Widowniggers being part of Team Talon anymore.
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>>183201421
>Orisa
>le motherly African woman meme, she's like Oprah or Queen Latifah haha
>"built" by some stupid 6 year old Nigerian who just sort of figures out AI and sentience, basis for entire character lifted straight from some IRL shitskin scam artist
nice robot, Efi, come to the white house!
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>>183201450

>not drinking Baja Blast
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>>183200928
B-But muh first draft.
I didn't know they had expended weeks of time and resources into it-I was too busy giving Genji and Mercy Valentines lines! I was basically forced to cancel a final product that was literally being printed. Not as if it would have cost Blizz anything anyways
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>>183200667
I don't want her to be redeemed. I want her to kill more.
>>183201615
Get a load of this fuccboi.
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>only way to stop symmetras beam of death is to kill her since it stays latched for a second and does 120 dps
>hanzo tiem
>keep scattering under her shield or popping her in the head when she runs at me
>"hanzo is so overpowred you skilless retard fucking faggot"
>she latches on in a team fight
>get thrown off a cliff by winston and wall climb up
>die because it latched for 1.5s
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>>183200834

A shit Widow is litetally 5v6 though. At least a shit Rein can get the enemies attention away from you for a second before after he rushes in all willy nilly and dies.

A shit Widow is literally like playing with thin air that annoyingly keeps spamming "hello" all the time.
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>>183201271
>To be frank, for a man who literally spends his working life on this shit, there should be little-to-no flaws in these comics

He doesn't spend his working life on it. That's one of the problems. He handles most if not all the writing for EVERYTHING. The biggest thing being voice lines. And once he writes a script for a comic, it's out of his hands. He overviews the final product and that's it. Artist quality is erratic and Chu knows this and admits it. It comes down to "many different time constraints". All comics are outsourced.
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>>183200667
Man, I like her shortened ponytail so much better.

Talon skin best skin
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>>183201940
At least with widow you're not blocking someone else from picking her
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>>183201421
>The Horse is a bomb built by a dumb 11 year old, because the Graviton reactor she pawned is unstable, mostly due to the fact the little shit wanted a robo-friendslave more than a safe functioning weapons grade defence robot
If only Chu could write
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>>183201829
refer to
>>183201523

Man, don't you look dumb.
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>>183201940
A shit widow is a 5v6, with a shitty sniper that occasionally bodyshots someone.

A shit rein feeds 500 ult charge every time he dies and baits you into dying with his shield.
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>>183202173
It's a good thing you aren't the lead writer yourself. That's some cringe worth fan fiction m8.
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you have now been struck with a realization that the next summer game skins are gonna be a awesome remake of a red mariachi for reaper, a silly jester skin for sombra and a killer formal attire for widowmaker and doomfist
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>>183201940
nah even a shit widow will scare a smart support into not going into her sight lines because even the worst players can get a lucky headshot
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>>183202342
>next summer
I'm sure those skins are already nearing the end of production.
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>>183202342
Doubt it. Much more likely that those will be Halloween skins.
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Why the faces such an off
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>>183197897
Watching things with twitch is really cool, it's like watching with thousands of friends
Even Power rangers were fun to watch

Also servers will be fucking broken again
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>>183201885

Symm v Hanzo is a pretty big mismatch unluss he is literally fighting in a hallway at that exact moment.
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>>183200794
I really just watched it for SoL antics and Shouta bullying.
>"You're a hit."
Gay.
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>>183197123
There's another handsome OW male you're forgetting
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Literally me
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>>183197608
>no reason to play overwatch
...to play the game? Since when did you need a reason to play a game? Fuck off.
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>>183202824
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would punch a man, before throwing him off of a balcony
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>>183202281
it's physically impossible to be a shit rein, you just have to hold rightt click and you're useful
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Ok, the list as been updated.
Thanks Chu.
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I literally still can't believe they made another 2CP map
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>>183202037
>Voice lines
If this is a joke, you better tell me now.

>All Doomfist character lines

Doomfist: The world decided it didn't need you anymore.
Ana:(no response)

Doomfist: Hanzo, you should consider joining us. I think we'd see eye to eye.
Hanzo: I would have little to gain from such an arrangement. No, I will find my own path.

Junkrat: Don't suppose you'd like to trade? Fists I mean.
Doomfist: I'd have gotten my fist sooner if it wasn't for those meddling kids!

Doomfist: I think your flight may have been delayed.
Lucio:(no response)

Doomfist: I hope that the girl gave you more than a new coat of paint.
Orisa: You may be surprised! I have received a number of upgrades since that battle.

Sombra: Isn't it a little embarassing to get beaten up by a monkey?
Doomfist: Have you ever been hit by a giant, genetically engineered gorilla? I could arrange it for you...

Doomfist: I didn't forget about you.
Winston: I stopped you once. I can do it again!


Doomfist: Human strength will only get you so far.
Zarya: True strength is hard work and dedication — not augmentation!

Oh yeah, real expenditure of time. I'll tell you what anon, it might have taken me a whole 5 minutes to come up with these zingers!
I think you'll find that Bill Petras, Arnold Tsang, Geoff Goodman and Scott Mercer might have something to say if Chu was literally doing all of their work for them.
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>>183202173
>not having the generator failing because orisa emotional stability is needed to keep it working
>not having a emotional and scary moment between orisa and zenyatta as they realize orisa personality is forged as fuck
>not having her join talon as she tries to rediscover herself with a sicc edgelady ultralisk like skin
>not having bastion serve as a role model to her as she recoups her own self
>not having her and doomfist becomes best of pals as she learns that hate is not a good thing and copes with it
>not having a awesome ending where doomfist rides orisa and zenyatta rides bastion out of a gigantic graviton explosion/implosion where another evil omnic swears vengeance before dying
bruh do you even read edgy 90's comic?
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Balding Omnic mastermind hero when?
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>>183198470
>I took out some unnamed former Overwatch agents
>Morrison and Amari? Your former best friends that you fought a war with and bled for?
>No, not yet...
>Is it possible you might have some sentiments for these two folks you obviously shared so much with?
~~>... No.~~
>YES I WANT MORRISONS COCK YES

t. Faggot crackshippers
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>>183202824
why would you threaten a talon leader before throwing him off a bridge
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>>183202429

>Its a widow player thinks anybody even remotely cares about her broadside of a barn avoiding shots episode
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>>183201829
>I was too busy giving Genji and Mercy Valentines lines!
Is this what it's really about?
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>>183197882
>What the fuck is this shit? Literally if anyone in a casino is some purple freak with a spider tatoo on her arm, the of course some fucking body is gonna be desperate enough to at least ask her to try their luck with her. This is literal moron-tier story telling.

I don't really understand what you're saying but I'm curious about it. Widowmaker is talking to the owner, and is probably known by everyone in the casino, how is it 'moron-tier storytelling' that nobody approach her to try to start a fight? What would such a person gain from that?
You're right about the comic being devoid of actual content though.
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>>183203009

>balding robot

JUST
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Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with formal dress Sombra
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why did widow even disguise herself in the comic
she's fucking blue, you'd think someone would notice
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>>183203236
She's not disguised. The casino is a Talon front, no one's gonna say shit about seeing her there
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>>183203069

FOR YOU
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>>183203140
I've literally never played widow but if I'm playing a squishy there's nothing more distrating than seeing a big red line go past my face every couple of seconds
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>>183202336
>11 year old girl does better than teams of military engineers
Yeah, good job alright. Not as if a goon wasn't already in the head seat

>>183202342
Dear god not another Jester skin. Reapy already has his Marachi gear, so I ain't worried. They'll probs give all of the characters suits for next years anniversary event anyways, so yeah.

>>183202586
Jeff told the to make the faces off. Ddidn't you know?
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>>183203236
It wasn't a disguise, she just wanted to look nice for doomfist.
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>>183202963
>he copies it from Gamepedia
>a fanfiction wiki
>where 3 of those interactions are paired up incorrectly
>majority of the all the voice lines aren't even listed for most heroes

Here:
https://aku-no-homu.tumblr.com/post/162694640744/

14 minutes of recorded dialog. And that's minimal compared to how much other heroes have seeing as he's new.
He didn't write it, he had sit in the sound booth for hours and help record it over likely months of time. Do you know how VA works? Clearly not. You are retarded.
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>>183195819
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>>183203236
It's kinda rude to go to a masquarade without a costume, anon.
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>>183203236
She just enjoys dressing up anon. She even did it for the Masquerado even though she was stuck to the roof where no one was gonna look at her.
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Reaper taste in clothing is sick
Should've become a designer instead of that supersoldier shit
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>>183203371
>Yeah, good job alright. Not as if a goon wasn't already in the head seat
>knows nothing about the lore

Wow, who would have guess you don't even know what you're talking about?
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>>183202824
This is on the level as Suicide Squad Joker negotiating good terms of agreement for something, only to kill the guy anyways and say you were going to kill him from the beginning to literally nobody.
Ah well, Chu has to have an exposition dump anyways, not as if he was saying anything worth the time of day.
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>>183203236
Are you talking about the casino or at Venice?

Because she wasn't disguising herself at the casino. She was dressed up, not in disguise.
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>>183203552
He did make the costumes didn't he?
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>>183203235
I just want to cum in her and then keep fucking her over and over again repeating the process making a frothy overflowing off-white mess, like churning butter. ;____;
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What is it, /owg/?
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>>183203669
biker torb
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>>183203669
bastion skin and money
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>>183203669
Cyberpunk and Junkrat highlight.
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>>183203235
So who is on the line? Reaper? Or is Sombra just talking to Doomfist? And if so, who is the "he" in the last word bubble? Maximillian? Surely not, if he's at the table in the end of the comic?
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>>183203669

A dupe
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>>183203669
Chest of money and some emote you already have.
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>>183203637
Are you stupid?
For whole comic Doomfist was purging his opposition in Talon council
There was no idea for agreement, he was going to kill Vialli from the start
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>>183203775
Sombra, Doomfist and Widow are all on the same communications channel during the Casino, she's talking to Doomfist there. Reaper doesn't appear to be present.
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Oh well.
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>>183203429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HvQ-IAtT5k
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I FINALLY FIXED THIS FUCKING INPUT LAG

If you have the same issue even after doing other fixes from reddit, google "disable xbox dvr steam" and there will be an article from Steam explaining how to disable that SHIT from the registry.

Completely fixed it for me
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I'm at 15 matches XP penalty

Why doesn't Blizzard understand that I should ONLY win and that they have to put me in favorable teams
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>>183202679
>symmetras beam stays locked when thrown into the air and long enough for me to almost wall climb up

the character is fucking retarded
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>>183203552
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Masque_of_the_Red_Death

>>183203643
Likely
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>>183203190
Not start a fight, ask her out. Its a casino ffs, where else would one find high end whores and classy roasties.

>>183203178
I think anon meant that Chu has his priorities wrong.

>>183203235
>Never wanted to breed with anyone more
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>>183202342
Definitely halloween skins.

But I kinda wish they had come up with something more inventive for Sombra.
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Reminder that talon in fact never failed a single mission
Everybody who called them jobbers BTFO
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SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST
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>>183203925
Then why didn't he literally kill him form the start, no nonsense without having top listing to Jonny boys monologue. As I said, Suicide Squad tier writing
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>>183204293
Sombra's is shit. We already had a jester with Junkrat. Just feels lazy as fuck.
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>>183199338
>people are still posting the retarded ramblings of this avatarfag
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>>183203552
I know no one will agree with me, but did it seem like he was acting like way too much of a bitch? Even when he sat down on the council he felt controlled by Doomfist.

Literal and complete submission. I'm not memeing. He was practically acting like a puppet in the entire comic.

What happened to him? What's forcing him?
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>>183204293
Like what? there's only so much you can do with a purple mexican cyber-terrorist.
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>>183204067
>Put into games with one slot left
>No Healer
>No Tank
>Somehow I am in the wrong for leaving

Feel you mang
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>>183204370
No, actually Reaper was the only one who fucked up. And twice. And them Doomfist busted his balls over it.
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>>183204407
i have gold sombra and cyberspace is played out so im really looking forward to a new skin
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>>183204424
Calm down, this comic's just not focused on him.
And according to canon, he and Doomy are pretty much equal in terms of leadership in talon.
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>>183204424
>What happened to him? What's forcing him?
BBC
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>>183204378
PUMP

UP

THE

V O L U M E
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>>183204468
>Halloween
>Not Technomaner/ Sorceress
>Uses spells to hack shit
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>>183204095
Just fucking kill her. Her damage is shit, she has shit range, and shit mobility. She gets shit on by every character in the game unless you walk into her turrets.
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>tfw wasted two hours of my life just to lose 6 SR
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Can Bastion survive being at the epicenter of Meteor Strike?
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Jaffa Kree!
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>>183204656
>Calm down, this comic's just not focused on him.
Majority of the comic was.

>And according to canon, he and Doomy are pretty much equal in terms of leadership in talon.
HAHAHAHAA
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>>183204424
He has no interest in leadership position.He only wants revenge and to listen to Linkin Park
Reyes lacks inner strength that's why he didn't get a promotion.
>>183204404
You are just nagging anon
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>>183204782
It does 250 dmg, so yeah if he is Turret boi forme
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>>183204656
Also according to canon, Reaper is Doomfist's Yesman.
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>>183203235
I want to FUCK Sombra so god damn bad. I want her to femdom me
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>>183204468
I would have gone for a traditional Day of the Dead kinda deal. I even something cyber, we are in the future, after all.

I dunno. Anything but the obvious Harley Quinne stuff.
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>>183203236
>so there was i chilling on this casino
>and this huge criminal walked in
>he didnt even needed help to break off prison, only his butler to bring in the space limo
>he also had more augments that i could count
>his company is a blue skinned lady
>obviously shes a omnic because regular ladies are no longer compatible with his "equiepment"
and then cue doomfist cybercondom jokes on the background
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>>183204823
>He has no interest in leadership position.He only wants revenge
>Reyes lacks inner strength that's why he didn't get a promotion.
Nice headcanon
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>>183204751
Haha bro you just gotta play more games bro! 33, 33, 33 percent rule bro!
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>>183204823
>Goes to kill a man
>Doesn't kill a man from the get go
Is it just me? It just seems like a pretty blatant flaw in the plot just to shoehorn in some obvious exposition. Just me?
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>>183204750
>trying to kill someone who does 120 guaranteed dps, has 200 health (100 shields) (+75 with shield gen) and the second smallest hitbox in the game
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>>183204962
Everything we discuss is headcanon
It's not fucking physics, we discuss fiction, of course we make up shit
>>183205076
Is it first piece of fiction you ever read?
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>>183204823
>>183204814
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Talon#Leadership

Unless the wiki has it wrong, they're about equal.

I wanna know who the fuck that guy Doomfist threw off the roof was though. If he was a leader of talon, why didn't reaper know him? Did they just want to show Doomfist throwing someone off the roof? He didn't exactly look like they put a lot of consideration into his design, either.
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how do you go from this
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to this
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>>183205267
>>183205368
>those playtimes

it's literally called grinding.
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and then this
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>>183205192
No, apparently it is just the first piece of shit fiction with obvious flaws. As >>183205247 says, he was obviously a literal nobody, despite supposedly leading Talon beforehand.
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>>183205267
>>183205368
>went up one rank tier in one season
THE HORROR! NERF MERCY NOW!
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>>183205368
>>183205267
Not even impressive, she could easily climb up to GM this season
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>>183205267
>4 hrs played
>>183205368
>53 hrs played
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>>183205479
>>183205478
you should have waited for the 3rd pic
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>>183204801
Wife.
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>>183205464
Yowch. Mercy SR gain really did improve didn't it. >Silver to Master in 3 seasons-find out how!!!1!
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>>183204801
Might as well replace the Eye of Horus with אמת.
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>>183205464

Mercy mains will defend this.
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this has me creasing desu
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>>183205673
good thing their opinions hold no value
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>>183198767
DELET
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>>183205673
I just pick her because I'm lazy desu
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>>183205709
>Nobody can tell you are a weird looking Jester chick when you use the internet
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>>183205161
200 Health is the second lowest next to tracer.

120 dps isn't even that good compared to DPS characters, and that's when she is fully charged up, which takes several seconds. She basically just tickles you until then and needs to be right in your face to even touch you.
>>183205464
>>183205368
>>183205267
Obviously she just improved.
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>>183205467
He was obviously Vialli , a dude who sent assasins after Doomfist
Reaper walked up after Akande throw him from the building
You guys really need shit to be written in large letters to understand it
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>>183205649
correct
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Who wants to bet that the Ivon character from the leaks is possibly Maximillien?

I'm also hoping for Bria to be the inhouse name of Brienne, Reinhardt's aide.
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>>183205973
>Literal nobody in the greater context of the plot
>Didn't crush his skull immediately
So my points still stand?
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>you will never be this dude
Hurts so much
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>>183204424
i like the idea of
>he died and a omnic something brought him to life
>thus his brain is part omnic and hes being controlled by the omnic inteligence

but rite now i think that what makes most sense is that he was left to die as overwatch was destroyed like how jack and ana but had no luck, then doomfist saved him.

hes not a little whiny bitch. hes the most thankful man in the world.
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>d matrix spam because it has fast recharge
>not allowed to heal teammates in any direction
>cant throw healbomb
>cant sleep
>character im trying to heal cant deal damage unless he is one of 4 characters

cool game

I get some classes dont need aim, but isnt it taking the pacifier to new extremes giving a character "spam rmb to turn off all but 4 characters" No aiming or downsides... just spam the button
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>>183203669
Just got my first legendary in a while and it was young Ana, which I've been using since the moment she released.

I'm looking forward to these improved lootboxes a lot.
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>>183205060
t. shitter mccree who gets tilted after every loss
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>>183206217
Why don't you just get gud like that GM mercy posted above?
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>>183206172
you could say

he had a killer view
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>>183206084
>Reinhardt's aide
Brigitte, not Brienne.
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thanks.
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>tfw can't tell the difference between a Gold Mercy and GM Mercy
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>>183205267
>almost no time played

>>183205368
>some time played, still pretty bad

>>183205464
>pretty good time and counting

working as intended ;)
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>183206126
You are really, really fucking stupid anon
OK. I will spoonfeed you
Vialli is unhappy about doomfist return>he sends assassins after him>doomfist and friends purge them>he tries to make a deal with df> df kills him

You must be literally autistic to ask why villain isn't killing somebody instantly. Have you ever read a book or watch a movie before?
>>183206562
difference is a rank of her boyfriend
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>>183206562
the only difference is how much better your team mates are
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>>183206562
basic math and communication.
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How Hisoka end up in Talon council?
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>>183206453
Whichever, I hope she's Bria.
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You probably wondering how i ended up in this situation
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>>183206894
What kind of character would she even be? Best I can think of is another Torbjorn.
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>>183206126
No, you just don't have a taste for the dramatic.
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>>183206612
>53 hours played
>can't get out of gold, which is made up of literal drooling retards
>suddenly the highest rank in the game in just 27 hours
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O MY RUBBER NEN
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>>183205987
I want to fall asleep holding her close.
>>
>Total Mayhem as Ana
>Winston on our point, keeps creating shield
>I shoot him a couple of times
>He jumps on me
>Sleep him
>Sleep him again
>Keep him with me while I watch his whole team get whiped out without his shield
Man this is fun
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>>183204782
Sentry Mode, start repairing when you see the effect and aim for what looks like the center of it, let Doomfist land, then let him have it.
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>>183207082
All we can guess is what's from the leak, which can change considering the Doomfist leak differs slightly in it's mechanics. His ult for example doesn't knock down those hit by it.

The Bria leak is a hero whose design is to shut off passages, like a more rapid or dynamic Mei wall. Something about putting up many walls or pylons and her ult causing an eletrical shock between them?
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I didn't know Hisoka was gonna here
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>win match
>feel okay about it
>lose match
>rage like a motherfucker

I should really take a break, shouldn't I?
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>>183207501
O
>>183207575
Yes
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>>183207420
>Do this but have a Lucio on our team keep pushing him over the cliff on Gibraltar
>He focuses us
>We keep doing it
>Starts yelling in chat about us being tryhards
lmao
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>>183206172
I saw this panel and knew I was going to see it again here
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>>183207078
>And that's how I met your Mother

>>183207094
>Implying the villain ruthlessly killing a dude from the getgo because he wronged him is less dramtic than watching the two exchange a contextually irrelevant chat before he kills him anyways
It appears it it you with the shit taste senpai
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>>183207637
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>>183206126
Fiction doesn't always work like it "should," sometimes the villains don't do what's practical because it's not dramatic enough. It's like saying that Harry Potter is a bad series because Voldemort didn't just kill Harry in the first book.
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>>183207420
>Ana sleeps a Winston outside second point defeders spawn
>I notice and start teabagging and emoting the Winstion with her
>Rest of the team join in
>The enemy Tracer joins in
>Winston leaves
>Back to business
good fun tbqhman
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>>183207776

Well, Harry Potter is bad.
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Healers were a mistake.
>throw granny fags playing their piece of shit "high skill" hero and getting cucked by Dva and monkey as well as their own lack of aim
>Lucio fags watching too much Stanky and thinking they're hot shit which means you're getting no heals whatsoever
>"lol I'm gonna put harmony on tank and pretend I'm DPS"
>>>>>>>>>>Mercy
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>>183207706
>It appears it it you with the shit taste senpai
Again, you have a poor flare for the dramatic.

This shit is like a superhero/spy film genre, where exposition is always done near peak life threatening situations.

They even went in to shake hands and then Doomfist throws Vialli off the ledge. All this shows is that Doomfist is cordial and brutal.
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>>183208016
dumb scoutposter
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>>183207303
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>>183207708
Isn't it the other way around, Jack on front, with Reapy and his mencaing glare

>>183207776
Woah, like thanks Teach!
>Implying Harry Potter is a good piece of fiction, that wasn't just an overconfident kids book
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>>183208080
You should really understand how autistic people here sometimes
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>>183207971

Have you considered fiction not being your thing?
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>>183208184
I've worked with autistic people before, the best you can do is explain it for them clearly and repeatedly if you have to.
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>>183208080
>comic already established Doomie is a classy nigga when he is in the casino
>needs to establish this again for some reason when he is a hard-hittin nigga
Ok anon, ima stop (You)ing now
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Sombra mains who are excited for Doomfist solely because your hero (and best girl) is tailor made to counter this big ugly nigger, REPORT IN

I mean he might have been fun in spite of being from the darkest jungles of Africa but they gutted every fun aspect of his kit before he even went live
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Mei!
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>>183208674
what did he lost, really

it was just his jump upwards with his slam and thats it
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What counters Winston besides reaper. I'm thinking maybe Hog or Sombra. I just had a match where we curb-stomped a Winston with a teammate on Roadhog, although they didn't have a D.va for some reason.

Now if only I could play Hog or Sombra without teammates instantly throwing because they aren't perceived to be meta.
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>>183208427
Your understanding of fiction is so instrumental it hurts
You view it like a set of blocks for children which should be arranged in proper fashion
I am 100% sure that you are autistic, like from medical standpoint
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What if Pharah had an ult that wasn't hot wet garbage
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>>183207501
He isn't smiling, it's his jaw and neck.
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>>183208016
Honestly i'm fine with Zen and Lucio, they're offensive utility and offer more outside of pure healing in a fight. Mercy is just Mercy, always M1 especially because most don't M2 so its almost like playing with a bot/1 person down and Ana is the same, mainly purely healing but they gamble the already obvious gamble of matches further because they have too much "pride" to play someone more consistent even if they whiff a lot of their shots.
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>>183208783
Well honestly I will really miss that
No idea why they got rid of it
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>>183207971
>>183208157
Oh, I'm definitely not saying it isn't bad, just that that's not why it's bad.
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>>183208016
>healers were a mistake
>because I get mad when they do anything besides pocket me
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>>183208821
soldier if dps, dva if tank, sombra is a gamble unless the team helps

people will panic at hog and torbjorn but they do counter winston well. as do bastion with good tracking and possibly junkrat.
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>>183208821
Sombra prevents him from ulting when he intends to in order to survive and can additionally/alternately hack him when he does ult to essentially waste it. A grounded monkey is just an ult battery.

Sombra doesn't just shut people like Winston down, she turns them into ult batteries.
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>>183205247
Wikis are wrong 90% of the time.
Being on the council clearly doesn't mean equal leadership
Reaper even mentions following Vialli's orders

I mean christ, use your own discretion.
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"Mercy is easy because you don't have to aim"

lol, are there players who actually believe this shit? Mercy is probably the hardest hero in the game because she CAN'T get by on pure aim. A retarded mccree can faceroll his way to masters just because he's good at moving the crosshair onto enemy's heads, but to play mercy you need to actually understand the game on a deeper level to get anywhere. If Mercy really was a "free ticket to GM" can you tell me why Mercy is still the most popular hero in bronze/silver/gold/plat? Why aren't these Mercy mains in gm if she's just SO easy? Why aren't you? It's just dunning-kruger, you don't understand what actually goes into playing Mercy at a high level so to you it looks easy. To the GM mercy main, she's constantly tracking the positioning and ultimate status of both the enemy team as well as her own and making split second decisions between who to heal, when to damage boost, and whether or not she should use her res. All while constantly repositioning herself to survive as long as possible with multiple players on the enemy team hunting her down. Literally any script kiddie could download an aimbot and get GM playing DPS, find me a computer program that can play mercy to a high level.
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>>183208837
All pure damage ults are garbage on it's own
That's intentional design. They need to be comboed with something to be good
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>>183208783
No anon, that's a big fucking deal!
Forget is insane damage, his still pretty decent mobility, and his easy environmental kills. He's unplayable because he can't leap over the choke in Eichenwalde!

I hope they don't nerf him anymore though. Another nerf and he WILL be trash.
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test.
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>>183209158
That's bait
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>>183207971
>hahaha hey guys, this beloved thing everyone likes is secretly bad. Shocking, I know. That will show those normies *tips fedora*.
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>>183209272
Doomfist damage isn't exactly insane
I easily outdamaged him with McCree, and I'm pretty bad with him
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>>183209158
2/10
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>>183209158
I agree
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>>183209341
>console "gaming"
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anyone else salty that Synesthesia and the basic recolors are the only good Lucio skins if you never got the Summer Games ones?

>the metallic frog ones are hideous
>Jazzy makes the songs sound different, and is overpicked
>the hockey ones are both ugly
>Auditiva has fucked up sunglasses
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>>183209521
A fully charge punch takes out a good 90% of your life. I might be exaggerating when I say he's insane, but his damage is nothing to shrug off.
He certainly isn't "ruined" like people are saying.
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>>183201450
>not baja blast
Get the FUCK out of here
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>>183209467
>hey guys, I'm going to be the ultimate contrarian by being a contrarian among contrarians, this banal, unimpressive children's book is good because the stupid unwashed masses love it, that'll get these guys so worked up teehee *strokes dick*
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>>183209629
yes anon. i do play on console. well done for noticing that.
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>>183209341
>Mouth Sounds song title as username

naisu
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>>183209750
you can both stop posting anytime
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>>183209697
>if you never got the Summer Games ones?

Good news, anon! You'll get your chance again soon!
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>>183209697
Why does everyone hate frog lucio? They were the only ones I liked until jazzy came out, I just hate lucio's character design.
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>>183209750
Or maybe
Hear me out here
Maybe the book is just fucking good and 4chan is the absolute worst place to judge something objectively.
Fuck, you even ADMIT you're just being a contrarian.
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>>183201450
>cherry pepsi

wow anon, i didn't know cough syrup was your favorite flavor
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>>183209697
>Good taste
The summer ones are pretty shit too, his braids don't have any gravity, so nothing bounces around. It just looks a bit stale is all
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>>183209724
He's not ruined because he was still shit to begin with. And doomfist doesn't take out 90% of your life. More like 60%.
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>>183209697
Jazzy is cool and so are his frog ones.
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anyone else feel like blizz has completely abandoned this game
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>>183209724
As Roadhog shows, anything that isn't a guaranteed kill in those situations is useless/hot garbage
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>>183208778
is bae
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>>183210296
No? The summer games are coming up. Do you know what the word "abandoned" means, anon?
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>Reaper actually knows that Sombra is playing them
>Omnics being part of Talon
OK I'll admit I didn't see those two things coming.
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>>183210296
No
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>>183209341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_GQQlehGxE

Nice taste
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>>183208778
is perfect!
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>>183210047
>not drinking absinthe mixed with opioid cough medicine
how do you have fun
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This is a good result, right?
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Reaper is a butt monkey of the Talon
I bet Sombra and Doomfist constantly playing pranks on him
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>>183209697
>Auditiva has fucked up sunglasses
>The sunglasses that are actually sunglasses are fucked up
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>>183210540
yup
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>>183210010

It's not. Harry Potter is not good.
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>>183210583
Sombra only associates with niggers because she's obligated to when they're her coworkers. She wouldn't do extracurricular pranks on Reaper with that beast from the jungles of Africa.
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>>183210540
You're literally better than 99% of people in this thread.
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>>183210010
Literally a gun would have ended the whole thing in one book. But no, Harry has to fuck his best friends sister.
Tell me anon, was there any actual main story plot twists that you remember for the series? You know, that small thing generally good stories have. and if you didn't see the harry horcrux a mile off,then sorry but you have brain damage
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>>183210779
It can't be that bad can it? I'm a shitter who can't even be bothered to focus or try my best and I'm constantly hovering above diamond
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>>183209158
You should at least try next time.
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YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE BBC
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SENSIBLE MINOR BUFFS

>Orisa
- HALT now does 20 damage to every enemy colliding together with the graviton (0 damage to 1 enemy being pulled, 40 damage to 2 enemies being pulled, 120 to 6)

>Symmetra
- Shields from Generator decrease by 30HP/s when leaving range for more than 5 seconds instead of instantaneously being gone
- Outline of enemies getting beamed by turrets are now visible to Symmetra

>Torb
- Health is now 150 HP/ 50 Armor
- Level 1 sentry deals knockback
- Molten Core allows you to upgrade and heal in 1 strike

>Junkrat
- Decrease airlag when concussion jumping by 30%
- Trap's location is now outlined to allies
- Trapped enemies outlines are now shown to user and allies

>Bastion
- Reduce spread on Primary and Sentry by 10%
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>>183208674
>get hacked
>can't even defend myself correctly because the handshotgun fucking sucks
Why they didn't gave him a real melee auto atack like Rein or Torb?
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>>183210882
I honestly can't see Doomfist being interested in sex at all.
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>>183210882
?????????

This is a Sombramaker comic. You should probably post it on /u/.
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Hola
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Anyone else not give a single fuck about Doomfist now that he's just some ape and not actually Terry Crews?

>>183210882
this is yuri shit not nigger shit

p.s. mfw someone tells me "you can't fight the BBC"
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>>183211018
>hey baby, wanna come back to my pla-
>THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG
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>>183210860
Majority of Overwatch players are so fucking casual that all they do is play Quick Play.

Then the next largest group behind that are stuck below Diamond because they don't know how to fucking move a mouse and click the buttons.

Then you have a kinda large group in Diamond and Masters.

Then there's the couple of thousand people worldwide in GM and Top500.
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>>183210940
what the fuck is 'airlag'?

i like the rest though, nice work (why nerf bastion again?)
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>>183211137
I didn't even do my placement matches yet but it'd probably stick me at about 3150 even if I ate shit every game because that's what I was last season and the one before that. Diamond has just as many shitters as plat
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>>183210985
Her gun is significantly worse than Doomfists. It depends on how far away she is.
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>>183211070
ugh
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>>183210860
Yup, that makes you better than 99% of the people who play this game.

Bronze is basically children/drooling retards playing with controllers.

Silver is the buffer that keeps the retards/children in bronze out of gold.

Gold is the actual bronze of the game, where the average casual ends up.

Plat is the "at least I'm not gold" rank, basically the same as gold.

Diamond is where players start to think they're good because they're higher ranked than all their friends, but really they're just mediocre.

Masters is "okay at the game" tier.

GM varies more than any other rank. Some players are so bad you wonder how they got out of diamond, some are literally professionals.
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>>183210451
>>183209872
>there are other mouth fans who browse this general.
amazing.
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>>183211120
Well yeah something like that. He's also pretty focused on his goal.
Speaking of that, he's now pretty much in charge of the council, isn't he?
He seems to have eliminated anyone that would have opposed his proposal of war.
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>>183210382
oh boy another worthless event i don't give a shit about

fix the fucking game
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>>183196279
>dislike pharah
having such shit taste
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>>183211438
Balancing the game doesn't sell lootboxes goyim.

Plus if all those boosted mercy mains fell out of GM, they might stop playing and buying skins.
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>>183211481
I know

Her mother is superior
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>>183211438
>wheres the content?
>here's some conte-
>NO! ME NO LIKE! BLIZZARD BAD! 4CHAN TOLD ME SO!
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>>183211557
upvoted

EDIT: thanks for the gold kind stranger
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>>183211557
That was painful and unfunny.
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>>183211385
It's the little things
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>>183210940
>orisa
naw man, her grav is not the issue. if at all is one of her saving graces. her fortify needs to be a resource like dva DM

>sym
interdasting, but sounds troublesome to implement. id like to not consider we would end with a small decaying shield a la lucio ult

>torb
level 2 doesnt knockback? its OP changes but looks really good

>trashmouse
shyte upgrades m8

>bastion
honestly interesting buffs but not sufficient to help him cure cancer in order to force the comp community to accept him outside gold.

>>183211018
>HUMANITY NEEDS TO BE STRONGER
>true strenght is teamwork
>so uh, wanna go out and make a lot of stronger humans?

>i sure hope that girl gaved you more that a paintjob
>i have received a number of upgrades since that battle
>is that a date request? i like when a lady takes initiative
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>>183211557
i love skittles. does that make me black?
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The secret to Total Mayhem is simply this...

Kill one person, THEN move onto another. Do not assume that your teammates will finish the job if you just walk away. They won't, because they're shit too. FULLY kill someone before moving onto the next.
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>>183211921
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@183212068
Top tier post my dudee
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>>183212068
i like the fact that you added another t on the end just so it would get past the spam filter.
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>>183212068
>>183211921
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>>183211895
>Make Fortify a resource
Finally someone else. I just hope they don't use a placeholder like D.Va still has
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@ 183211921
@ 183212068
@ 183212216
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>>183212068
>>183211921
>>183212216
this is reddit cancer isnt it.
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Wow they're really working hard at Gearbox PR these days.
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>>183212418
I had someone pick zenyatta and just say "battleborn is better" over and over while moving around spawn
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Reaper is the best and I love him
>implying he's not pretending to cooperate with Doomfist so he can reach his own goals
>implying he is not mastermind
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>>183211557
This copy paste kangz shit will always be funny to me and i dont know why
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>>183211593
>skins are content
Fuck off.

How about some new maps, the game barely had any to begin with and we've only gotten 3 in the past 14 months, 2 of which were absolute dog shit.

How about they fix bugs that have been in the game since fucking launch?

How about they balance their fucking game instead of letting the same 6 characters dominate every fucking game for months at a time.

How about they fix their fucking matchmaking that allows garbage players to climb with negative winrates and matches you with players 1000+ sr below you.

How about they do something about the throwers/trolls in high ranked games that have gone unpunished several seasons?

None of those things get retards like you to buy gambleboxes though, so I guess that explains why they wouldn't bother.
>>
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>>183212558
>i love him.
so does jack apparently.

>>183212525
>>
give hog one more shot and let him heal while moving

boom, fixed
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>>183212528
Shit dude thats next level, they spent atleast 40 on the game and 8$ an hour for the employee to do that. That's like 90% of their advertising budget.
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>>183204801
she deserves better fan-art
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>>183212675
he would still be a ult battery

i do agree he needs something, but id like for it to be a defensive something
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>>183212525
I love using 76's pushup emote when stuns/sleeps are in action like that, it always gets a chuckle out of people
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>>183212638
hi fellow tracer poster. how are you.
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>>183212709
It was probably actually Randy Pitchford
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>>183212781

Either give him a passive innate 10% damage reduction or a passive that makes it so Hog gives 20% less ult charge. Then give him back the oneshot because I want Genjis and Lucios to get fucked.
>>
explain the ctrl-a ctrl-c ctrl-v meme to me
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>>183212558
>implying he's not pretending to cooperate with Doomfist so he can reach his own goals

If that's the case it's going to backfire on him.
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>>183212983
nonexistant
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>>183212853
I am usually a Hana-poster, but I like this skin very much.
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>>183212983
there's a butthurt /po/ fag in the thread. they did the same thing when doomfist was added to the ptr. notice how there's a lot of WE WUZ KANGS N SHEIT posts in the thread as well.
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>>183212614
Actually yeah, skins ARE content. So are maps and characters. Just because you personally don't like them doesn't mean they aren't content. I liked horizon and Eichenwalde a lot actually.
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>>183213221
Tracer is bae af
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>>183213349
>/po/ fag
God damn origami bastards spamming our threads
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>>183213349
please don't mix us up with /pol/ we just like origami is all.
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>>183213349
Wow, Papercraft and Origami got radical since I was gone. It's as if you are a dumb newfag who doesn't know the boards off the top of your head.
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>>183213349
>>183213438
>>183213450
>>183213501
my bad, meant /pol/. no offence paperfriends!
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>>183212781
>id like for it to be a defensive something

AKA better ult battery.

They should just admit they fucked up and give him back his old hook combo, which would propel him all the way to the top of the trash tier.
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>>183211593
where the fuck was i talking about content

this game feels abandoned exactly because blizz is doing nothing to fix the fundamental problems of this game and they are just pumping out events to sell lootboxes
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How can we save Reaper?
How can we force Jeff and Chu to release a comic of him in the past being happy with Jack and Ana.

Please.
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>>183213349
I love checking dubs on /po/
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>>183213349
>/po/ fag
I knew those damn origami enthusiasts were plotting something
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>>183199981
It already goes through barriers
Going through shields would be dumb as heck, since Zenyatta would only have 50 EHP vs monkey
Monkey is already extremely powerful righ now
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>>183212741
>t. doesn't get the reference
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>>183211579
neah
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>>183203235
why is she so gray and not the delicious brown latina she is supposed to be?
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>>183213578
>blizzard abandoned this game
>no they didn't, the summer games are coming up
>that doesn't count! The summer games suck!

You're still demonstrably wrong.
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>>183213349
>/po/
>papercraft and origami
Fuck off newfag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC_CefR4X5E

Papercraft supremacy
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>>183213221
Oh. Nice to see you have good taste regardless.
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>>183211146
Junkrat's air velocity when concussion jumped is not a proper parabola and has very slow movement after hitting the crest of the arc.

In pretty much every other game when you rocket jump your forward momentum isn't locked after a certain point, but Junkrats is. Hence his ability to concussion jump, an asset that would make him much most versatile, is severely gimped.
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>>183213398
Skins aren't content just because you say they are, they have literally no impact on the game and if there was an option to disable them clientside I would.

Eichenwalde isn't that bad, but horizon is the worst map in the game by far. It's horribly balanced in favor of the attackers, 2cp when literally no one fucking likes 2cp, and incredibly high variance with how steamrolly it can be.

I haven't met a single player in GM that actually likes horizon.
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>>183213880
>>183213501
>makes a typo.
>gets called a newfag.
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>no explanation as to WHY Doomfist and co. were dressed up in ornate costumes just to openly murder this dude and his guard
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>>183214028
Masquerade night.
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>>183214028
how are they going to get past security in their usual wear?
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>>183204424
He's an ultra-deep cover Blackwatch operative infiltrating Talon, he's got to keep up the act of a yes man for his mission to succeed.
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>>183213925
Right, and just because you say they AREN'T content doesn't magically make it not content. You aren't the arbiter of definitions.
Also I don't care what anyone else thinks. Horizon is great. Oasis could have been better but it's not bad.
Honestly, the only thing in overwatch that feels rushed was Orisa. Sombra also looks like dog shit. But at the end of th day, even if I don't like that content, it's still content.
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>>183213843
yeah except i count milking money with low effort events that only casuals care about as part of what it means to abandon a game

which you could possibly infer if you had some braincells from the fact that my original post also included the part "fix the fucking game"
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I wanna impregnate Pharah
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>>183214028
nigga whatchu on about?
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>>183209872
>>183210451
>>183211385
>>183211867
Best Mouth track coming through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaEYBwb1U7U
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>>183214028
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnival_of_Venice

Use google. Day before Ash Wednesday.
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>>183201450
>Taco Bell
Forget everyone talking about your fucking taste in soda, she would have fucking translocated herself back over the crumbling remains of the wall as soon as you pulled in the driveway.

She's not amerimexican, she's authentic 100% mexican, that shits a watered down americanized bastardization of good mexican food. What's next, are you going to take an italian out for Chef Boyardee?
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>>183214380
don't? more like don't post that crap again anon, we all know this is objectively the best track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRv5LwX4jzI
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>>183214271
We all know Jack and Ana are going to make him break his cover, right? Gabe is fucked.
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>>183209741
>>183201687
>not baja blast and that spiked stuff as a 50/50 mix
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>>183214290
Why do you people like doing this?
I get it, it's cool to shit on overwatch nowadays, but why do you people need to be deliberately stupid?
You said they abandoned the game, I showed you undisputed evidence that they aren't, and you just go off shitting your diapers while throwing a tantrum on how the game is bad or something.
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>>183213591
My sweetheartless edgelord cannot be saved
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>>183214513
Chef boyardee is delicious
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is doomfist out yet
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>>183214946
yeah.
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>>183214541
That's a good one. But this is Neil's best track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjCyVfBiwpE
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>>183214287
It has no affect on gameplay and just exists to milk retarded casuals(like you) out of money, that's why it's not content.

Also the vast majority of the playerbase hates 2cp, high level players especially. Blizzard was aware of this and decided to make an even worse 2cp map.

Orisa was an incredibly low effort copy-paste job. Not only is she unplayable garbage, she's also boring as fuck. At least there are people who enjoy junkrat, I don't know anyone who likes orisa.
>>183214705
Because your definition of abandoned isn't the same as his. Blizzard has basically giving up on balancing overwatch as a competitive game. It's just that lootbox events print money so blizz will keep pumping them out instead of actually fixing/improving their game.
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>>183214705

Not him but I can't help but feel like they're trying to kill this game too.

>14 months and the game only has 3 maps
>Competitive mode is broken and unrewarding
>No PvE content that would give people something to do besides the broken competitive mode and actually put some of the lore in the game
>All PvE stuff that exists is timelocked due to being events, even the stuff that makes no sense to timelock like Uprising
>Events are not even well planned so there are whole months where there's just nothing to look forward to, like July
>Content rots on PTR for a month instead of being put in the game where it would actually revitalize it. This also kills the hype for the content because it takes so long to hit live.
>Disastrous e-sports outing
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>>183214380
>>183214541
I think yall niggas should just calm down and agree about your misguidedness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98XP-exh9QI
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>another comic that doesn't advance the story whatsoever and just tells us things we already know

This is so fucking boring.
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>>183215075
>>183215107
Okay, so why are you people here if you hate the game? Fuck off.
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those masquerade outfits from the comics won't be skins
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>>183214852
Well yeah but you don't give an italian girl chef boyardee on a date because it's not good Ravioli and she'd probably know, she's from italy where they make real, GOOD Ravioli and not that processed imitation ravioli in a can with not enough meat and no real seasoning.
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>>183215238
It has revealed a lot of details about Talon structure and goals, not mentioning some new information on Volskaya mission.
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>>183215107
I think you're just flat out playing the wrong game
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>>183214513
HOOK ME UP WITH SOME OF THAT SAUCE BRUH
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>>183215107
>August
+2 months
>October
+2 months
>December
+1 month
>January
+2-3 months
>April
+1 month
>May
+3-4 months
>Loop

Yeah, we are just in the dry spot at the moment.
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>>183215238
>Reveals that Talon already knows Sombra's trying to do stuff.
>Turns out the "council" is now mostly just Doomfist who proceeded to house clean as soon as he got out.
It advanced the plot because the villains were restructured. Team Rocket is dangerous now that Giovanni has arrived and directing them personally, so to speak.
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>>183215361
I can still hope.
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>>183215361
Good
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>>183215338

Because I like the game and I want better for the game, you fucking mongoloid.
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>>183214760
Counter idea:
He saved.
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>>183215689
atleast not Sombra's because.. hitboxes. Though they have said fuck you to hitboxes before so who knows.
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>>183215553
Here you go anon
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2252859
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>>183215075
>It has no affect on gameplay and just exists to milk retarded casuals(like you) out of money, that's why it's not content.

Look up the fucking definition of content and then come back to me

>Also the vast majority of the playerbase hates 2cp, high level players especially. Blizzard was aware of this and decided to make an even worse 2cp map.

Citation pls

>Orisa was an incredibly low effort copy-paste job. Not only is she unplayable garbage, she's also boring as fuck. At least there are people who enjoy junkrat, I don't know anyone who likes orisa.

Jesus lordy, them buzzwords. I agree Orisa was disappointing but oh well. Sometimes video games have a thing you don't like. Oh no.

>Because your definition of abandoned isn't the same as his
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH
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>>183195819
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>>183215553
Use google faggot. It's an underwhelming pic either way.
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>>183215238
I hate you people. If you refuse to even follow along with the minimal canon, why comment on it?

You have no idea what the fuck is going on if you don't think that comic progressed the plot.
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>>183215850

There's two kinds of content, the stuff that actually matters in gameplay and cosmetic bullshit. Skins are cosmetic bullshit, new maps and heroes are far more important.
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>>183215790
Yeah, I really doubt that. You seem like the type of person who would complain if Jeff so much as farted the wrong way.
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evil talon robot hero when
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>finally decided to accept a defeat in qp

Matchmaking and hidden MMR is too strong, have to usually quit like 5 games in order to find a winning game
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>>183215841
That image is literally the synopsis of the new comic.
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>>183216030
Right, and they release those consistently. It takes a while to make a hero.
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>>183216102
reaper and sombra are half robutts already
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>>183214513
Are you shit talking baja blast mother fucker
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>>183216045

How about you fuck off. I'm pointing out legitimate criticisms against the game that people have been raising for months, which would all make the game better, and your response is "you just hate the game, I don't believe you enjoy the game?" Maybe I'm just not such a huge cocksucker like you that I let my like of the game blind me from its faults. You're fucking pathetic.
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>>183216310
>Reaper
No

You mean Sombra and Doomfist.
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emoji anon come back and give us leaks. I'm dry.
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why did reaper bother putting on a disguise when he just walked up and shot everyone
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>>183216310
NO
I WANT FULL OMNIC
SLEEK SHELL, RED EYES
SHORT RANGE LASER RIFLE THAT CHARGES UP FOR BIG BURST OF DAMAGE
VWEEE, ZAP!
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>>183215338
Because I DO like the game. Do you think I'd give a fuck about balance/new content if I didn't?
>>183215850
>Look up the fucking definition of content and then come back to me
Semantics, his point is that it doesn't actually affect the game. When he said he wanted content, he doesn't mean shitty cashgrab skins, he means new maps/characters which the game is severely lacking.
>Citation pls
Blizzard had to basically force tournaments to play 2cp maps with the threat of cutting their funding.

Here's the first poll I could find, taken off of reddit. 2cp was the least favorite gamemode by a wide margin.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeEc2rQOLUlBrJQLAlnws3mgfkSrtGLO5R0VAg5fwNUxAf7uQ/viewanalytics
>Jesus lordy, them buzzwords. I agree Orisa was disappointing but oh well. Sometimes video games have a thing you don't like. Oh no.
What are the buzzwords? She sees basically no high-level player and is an unpopular hero, even in low level games.
>>183216386
Any criticism of a blizzard game means you hate it and everything about it.
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>>183216316
No, I was shit talking the guy who thinks it's a good idea to take a mexican girl to taco bell for a date and fucking drink cherry pepsi. Baja Blasts are probably fine once properly alcohol-upped like Mountain Dew is supposed to be.
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>try ana
>shoot everything in sight, ally or foe
>hanzo-class hitboxes, barely have to aim
>sleep edgy teenagers
>nanoboost our genji into quadkills
>on fire most of the match
holy shit why didn't anyone tell me about this monster
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>>183203995
Junker Dva is actually my waifu.
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>>183216417
Panache
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>>183216417
Plothole. Ignore it, Chu forgets to iron them out. I mean, its not like its his job, and he has so much other stuff to do.
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>>183216405
I don't know if it was the real anon but someone with a really cute emoji said that doomfist would get a short the day he was released.
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>>183216530

Wait until D.Vas just start targeting you and then her fat ass is on top of you with DM preventing you from doing LITERALLY anything while you get focused down by Dive Ape and Speedball Lesbian.
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>>183216417
He's always been big on costumes and shit
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why did sombra need to put on a garish jester disguise that manages to be less subtle than her normal outfit when she can literally turn invisible?
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>>183216474
I personally hate KotH more, but I suppose I'm on my own. No coincidence that Kings Row, the only 'grimy' map in the game is overwhelmingly the most favoured map as well
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>>183216697
3v1s are rough for any character
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>>183216474
>a poll on reddit determines the quality of content.
Okay.

Also fine, let's say skins aren't content. They still release characters and maps consistently. Does it take awhile? Sure, but making characters and maps takes a while. They aren't just letting the game rot like you guys are saying.
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>>183197470
>Kill Chu
>the man who had help write a whole comic of canon
>only to have it canceled by Blizzard and Kaplan because "headcanons of tumblr retards are more important"
It's not Chu's fault you faggot.
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>>183216802
See >>183216615
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>>183216802
It's the Carnival in Venice. Why wouldn't you want to dress up?
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>>183215107
>No PvE content that would give people something to do besides the broken competitive mode and actually put some of the lore in the game

I really would like some PVE mode that's in arcade permanently so that I can grab the weekly loot boxes without having to suffer with cancer teammates.
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>>183217129
This, when did gamers become such demanding impatient little shits?
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>>183217295
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>came in here expecting cuck faggots
>none
The fuck is this, did this place mature overnight?
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>>183217129

How out of touch are you if you somehow doubt 2CP is the least favored game mode? Nobody likes that shit. Nobody has liked that shit since release. They have had to tweak 2CP maps a bunch of times and people still hate it. It's horrible. If you actually knew anything about this game and cared for it as much as you claim, you wouldn't even question this. You would not need a reddit poll. You would just fucking KNOW.
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>>183217295
Get back to work Chu
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>>183217390
Ignoring cuckposters and not bringing it up at all helps.
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>>183217378
I recognize this tweeting style. He's trying to be a bit coy with information he's not allowed to reveal. That just happens when someone tries to be friendly and public with the fanbase.
He's nowhere near as good at it as Mark Rosewater though.
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Is anyone else getting burned out and playing less?
playing other games like tf2?
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>>183217236
Is this First Strike? Because it was Chu who cancelled it because 'it was his first draft' and he couldn't stand the idea of Blizzard actually investing money into the story. So he decided to cancel a completed/printing comic because reasons.

>inb4 it's all Jeff's fault
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>>183217129
I said it's the least popular mode and you asked for a citation. It's the first poll I found, but just listen to players in-game. I never hear anyone complain about koth, I never hear anyone complain about payload(except eichenwalde), but I constantly hear people complain about 2cp, horizon especially.

They've released 3 maps in 14 months, for a game that barely had any maps to begin with that is fucking sad. They've twice as many cashgrab skin events as they've had maps.
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>>183217129

I don't think they should even add too many more characters.

Just get to the point where there is an even amount of characters in each role. Have it be like a fighting game where there's 30 or so characters and each one is unique and fun and has it's fans instead of trying to add every other month and you end up with 100 of them, of which 60 of them are forgettable rehashed garbage that might as well be reskins of other characters.

I mean, they haven't even hit 25 characters and they showed they're already running out of ideas with Orisa, who had literally zero impact and was just made with left over parts of other characters kits.
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I hate it when people blame the supports for losing a game and cosmtnstl dying but they do nothing to protect me from the Winston and Genji coming at me.

>"nice waste of a Nano Boost, idiot"
It's not my fault Zen uses his ult and just flew between me and Reaper
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>>183194869
Reyes just fucking loves his costumes, doesn't he.
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>>183217597
It was canceled because it was Metzen lore which is always racist and doesn't blend well with the progressive image they're trying to paint of Overwatch
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>>183212675
Hog needs to be able to one shot 200 health targets reliably again. Increasing fire rate while lowering damage on a random spread weapon was an awful idea, he needs to go back to punishing flankers and out of place targets.
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>>183217654
This as well, I don't even care much about new characters I just want the characters we have to be viable. Half the cast is unplayable garbage, a quarter are sub optimal, and another quarter are basically autopick.
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>>183217295
>'When it gets cold, Lucio goes to the Andes to hit the slopes'
>On a skin called Andes
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>>183217654

Orisa might have been a good idea if they hadn't pussied out of making any part of her kit good and also stuck her with a ginormous hitbox and critbox.

And while I don't want the game to have 100 characters, it needs more. For fuck's sake people want 2-2-2 every game and there's FOUR HEALERS. And the meta is basically the same seven heroes with maybe 2-3 niche picks. That's not even half the cast. The game needs like 10 more heroes.
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>>183217851

I mean, as a quasi-hog main, I agree, but they'll never let it happen
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>>183217552
>Not allowed to reveal
>Does Tracer get older when she uses an ability
Logic not found
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>>183217867
>Game has like 25 heroes
>MORE! MORE!!!!!!!!!! I'M A COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>183218105

Wow it's like you can tell someone is going to post something stupid and meaningless the second they accompany their post with pepe.
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>>183218186
Stop shitposting
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>>183218073
Maybe they have a story planned about Tracer's condition. It'd be a big missed opportunity if they didn't desu
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>>183218105
Dumb frogposter
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>>183217787
>Racist
What? Elaborate, I mean it must be pretty obvious to infer for you to make a bold claim like that.
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>>183218105

", said the frogposter, proud to the gills of his ad hominem post on a Bhutanese art consortium website.
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>>183218105
"When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser." --Socrates
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>>183203227
In the classic Bond villain style, the baddies have to have some physical defect.
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>>183218230

The only one shitposting here is you, retard. Keep sucking that Blizzard cock.
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>>183216802
>>183216615
>>183216417

>people think these are "plotholes"

Wow, even this story is too much for you to comprehend huh? Pathetic. Honestly, you need a 3rd grade level of reading comprehension to figure out this story and it's too much for you.
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>go onto tumblr to try and find some fanart of Widow from the new comic
>see posts talking about Widowmaker being a black woman and this is proof
I don't know what I expected.
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>>183217390
>>183218336
You jinxed it, faggot.
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>>183218289
this is /v/ lite, everything is a progressive liberal conspiracy to take our guns and cut off our dicks and shit
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>>183218336
Informative post, thank you for you contribution. Dumbfuck.
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>>183218252
Sorry, let me rephrase.
>Does an ability that lasts less than a second age her at all

Also note that tracer is canonnically not immortal. Missed opportunities seem to be Chu's speciality
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>>183217867

They just need to have an equal number of characters in all categories and it'd be perfect. So 8 offense, 8 defense, 8 tanks and 8 support is around perfect.

Maybe even bump up to 40 but honestly that should be the absolute upper limit, and that already seems overcrowded. Especially since, they can't seem to make it where more than half the cast is viable at any given time.
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Man, Diamond honestly seems like a pleasure compared to Platinum in terms of the people there, at least so far.

Maybe it's because I'm sat around 3100 so everyone is just happy being out of Plat finally (like myself) but I've gotten far more friendly teams who work together and don't mind non-standard comps.
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>>183218073
Every shitty piece of information creates another fact that can be later contradicted later if they haven't figured it out yet. Most creative companies tell them that "If we don't have a concrete answer, just answer something like 'maybe ;)'
Remember when everyone thought that they'd retire Reinhardt because they said maybe instead of yes or no? That's this all over again.

People don't realize that just because companies are more open nowadays doesn't mean they can get whatever information they want by just asking.
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>>183217597
>>183217787
>>183218289

Chu didn't even write any of First Strike folks. Just letting you know. But that won't stop you idiots anyway.
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>>183218464
I think what the original poster meant to ask was if tracer's aging faster than the rest of the world, since blinking means speding up her own time to travel through space faster, and she does it so often.
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>>183217867

Orisa seemed doomed from the start as soon as they showed her lore was that she was being assembled from parts from other heroes kits.

And then the design was shit. I liked it more when she was going to be some inhuman spider robot design.
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>orissa was literally designed to fight off doomfist
>orissa doesn't stand a chance against doomfist without being pocketed
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>>183218346
Go on then anon, make a point.
Why would a person who can go invisibro turn up in a garish costume for a stealth mission?
Why would an assassin dress up if it can turn into a gas to infiltrate?

If you are so much more omnipotent than us 3rd graders, then you would easily be able to elaborate. No?
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DOES ANYONE HERE FUCKING REALIZE THAT THEY ARE GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY???
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>>183218734
>shit gun
>shit halt
>shit fortify

JUST BUFF HER
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>>183218625
Fair enough then

>>183218620
Still a waste of resources, hype and time

>>183218734
>when fortify becomes a resource like def. matrix
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>>183218565

They need to rework the categories first because you have healers and support sharing the same category, Roadhog is barely a tank, Sym is more of a Defense hero than anything, etc. Then you could work on the numbers.

>>183218730

Orisa's design has grown on me and I'm not even opposed to the idea of having a hero who is made up of parts from other heroes' kits. It's just that the way they made her was so uninspired. First off, there's that image in the concept art of a sleek looking female Omnic. That type of character might be cool as a character who has copied parts of other heroes' kits. Instead we get some fat assed robot horse with no mobility? Her kit is like a shit version of everyone else's and then she herself is huge and immobile too. And even her personality is insanely bland and dull.

What a disaster.
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>>183218857
Ye, what about it? And what does that have to do with OW
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>>183219036
Design something better.
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>>183218734
Orisa doesn't stand a chance against anything besides a few other select characters that are as shit as she is.
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moba inspired fps
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>>183219036
>yfw you main Orisa atm because she is slightly better than Rein
>yfw you are literally just waiting for them to fix the bugs that were never there in the first place so your main is viable again
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>>183217236
Someone who get's it. That was 400+ pages of good lore we didn't get because homolust crackshipping retards. He literally got the human resources talk for doing his job and offending these cretins imagined pairings.

>b-but Chu favorites all my R76 art!!!
Yeah. He has a vested interest in keeping his job and that includes keeping you degenerate fucks sated. Then people wonder why he only ever shitposts or makes puns. But hey, that's the world we live in now.

Enjoy your shitposts and vague never confirmed, never denied """lore"""
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>>183218734
The least Blizz could do is buff her gun back.
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>>183219036
>Instead we get some fat assed robot horse with no mobility
it's almost like she's some sort of heavy tank
>>
I don't like the way their release schedule has people being like "Oh we should expect THIS right now because look at the pattern."
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>>183218396
What's proof? The comic? Why is the comic proof that Widowmaker is black?
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>>183219340
Dumb race purist thinks that Doomfist flirting with her means she must be black

Ignore him
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>decide to play Overwatch again after a long break
>one guy starts yelling at the team before the game even begins
>continues to yell throughout the next 5 rounds
>everyone's retarded except for him
>we all apparently belong in Silver
>lose
Just rememebered why I stopped playing.
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RISING UPPERCUT
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I still can't believe doomfist is a damn nigger
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>>183219246
Don't remind me of the R76 faggots,they are infuriating as it is. definition of grasping at straws. At least the pharmercy and the meihem fags have one line ingame line each they can natter on about
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>>183219340
They had a few images of the comic, and said it was proof that she was a black woman. I did not look into it, because I don't really like ruining my afternoon with crazy.
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Any confirmation on Gency yet?
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>>183218806
>Why would a person who can go invisibro turn up in a garish costume for a stealth mission?
Why should she if she blends in with the festival around her?
Her cloak is timed.

>Why would an assassin dress up if it can turn into a gas to infiltrate?
Poe references
Makes costumes
Diva

Basic logic. You don't know what a plot hole is.
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avoid player returned fucking when
sitting in main menu hoping to avoid trolls and bad onetricks gets old fucking fast
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>>183219457
Who would have thought the Nigerian hero is black.
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Are there any native french speakers who have read the comic yet? my french is pretty shit but the way she spoke seemed really weird and disjointed. Am i crazy?
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>>183219036
>They need to rework the categories first
They should delete the categories
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>>183219418
Doomfist doesn't flirt with her at all.

>>183219559
>canon heterosexual relationship
reported to HR
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>>183219457
>>>/pol/
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>>183218975
>Still a waste of resources, hype and time
Won't deny that.
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>not one person in the casino seemed to mind the blue woman with the spider tattoos
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>>183219246
>Someone who get's it. That was 400+ pages of good lore we didn't get because homolust crackshipping retards.
What saddens me the most is that it would have focused on more characters than just the big three (aka THE FUCKING STRIKE TEAM, YOU KNOW, THOSE GUYS THAT STARTED EVERYTHING), while also telling a (probably) worthwhile story.
But no, we have to have a single, 12 page comic every four months.

I just want more lore for my boy Reinhardt, damnit ;_;
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>>183219493
... But we know that she's white. Her wedding photo spray and her Talon skin both prove this. Who in the world still thinks she's black, what argument do they even have at this point?
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>>183218857
Can't wait
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>>183219768
>what argument do they even have at this point?
insanity
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>>183219703
>casino for criminals
>people with deep pockets
>two Talon leaders meeting in the open
>4 Talon hired thugs just walk in

Oh yeah, real weird that Talon's most well know sniper walked in with Talon's council member. So odd.
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>>183219648
You got bullied in high school.
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>>183219432
RISIN APRICOT
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>>183218432
>>183218289
It's pretty easy to notice in WoW, which he was the lead lore designer on for over a decade

>No black humans lore characters, ever. Made up a story in Wrath that humans evolved from a viking race to justify it
>Black dragonflight are the bad flight, all dark-skinned in human form except for two females
>races based on native americans and jamaicans live in mud huts, with the latter being voodoo worshipping cannibals
>Alliance is made up of european-based races and are by far more intelligent, peaceful, and technologically advanced
>orcs are by far the stupidest race and came from pseudoafrica and originally had brown skin
>Blood Elves are in lore the most beautiful and magical of all the races, but they are fair-skinned only
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>>183219703
>being mindful on weirdos in 2017

That's considered a hate crime.
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>>183219419
Yes, but what was he yelling about?
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>>183219645
I am not french, but I am pretty sure you are crazy.
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>>183219432

There's part of me that hopes there'll be a voice line that gets mixed so everyone once in a while he says "Shoryuken" or "Buster Wolf" with Rocket Punch.

Of course with him asking after the kill "Are you OK?"
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For the love of god let Sombra hack through damage. I'm sick of Mei being able to stall because she sprays me with her gun one time
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>>183219847
>says the frogposter
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>>183220003
For the love of God get better at the game, dumb complaintposter.
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>>183219920
Everything desu. The team comp, the healers not healing him, the positioning...
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>>183219645
It did not look like it was.

t. pizzapasta that studied french at school
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>>183219559
No, but it is the most likely ship as Chu himself subscribes to it, especially after the Valentines lines kerbuckle

>>183219561
>Cloak is timed
Ah yes. but wait, didn't her translocator last for a few minutes in the cinematic? Its as if what happens in the game isn't canon......but obviously i'm just of '3rd grade intellect'-ignore me

>>183219873
>when the game is based loosely on history, but history and the real world ain't convenient to the (((narrative)))
That isn't racist mate. Calling someone a flat out nigger is racist, not relating the Jamaican people back to their Voodoo past
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>>183219432
>>183219869
>>183219991

What could've been...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7Eo9nd82Ss
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>>183219768
>Who in the world still thinks she's black, what argument do they even have at this point?

Not enough diversity shit lord.
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>>183220003
Just remove her left click and make her right click accumulate slow
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>>183219459
R76 isn't even the tip of the iceberg if you want nonsense ships, because at least there's some precedent for it in the lore. Stuff like McHanzo and whatever Mei/Zarya is? That's grasping at straws.
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>>183219873
i learned literary analysis in high school too
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>>183204424
I think Reaper is simply willing to obey orders if it means he gets his revenge.

Plus, it's sort of a moment of the boss returning; it seems Reaper get promoted to the council after Doomfist's imprisonment so even if they are now similar ranking, there relationship is still that of leader/subordinate.
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>>183220181
>unless it's blatantly said, it can't be racist

aight m8

If it was just a few smatterings, I'd agree, but Metzen's always been racist/sexist, and only changed his tune when his daughter started apparently calling him out on it, resulting in Sylvanas getting a shirt instead of a bikini, and Zarya being made. He literally credits both changes to her asking.
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>>183220292
Because they're the same gender, it's grasping at straws? Not even an SJW but you are full of shit.
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>>183219645
It looked like French you'd learn at school. Good grammar but absolutely not how real French people talk at all.

>t. siesta man who studied french for 6 years
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>>183219136

That is so asinine a comeback that you should be considered mentally retarded even for daring to suggest it. But I'm going to do it anyway to show how fucking easy this is and how hugely incompetent Blizzard is.

1) Sleek female Omnic off-tank with Orisa's current kit
>100 HP, 100 Armor, 150 Shield(350 total)
>Primary fire is a 100 ammo projectile machinegun, like Orisa's current one, with faster projectile speed and lessened movement slowdown
>Has Halt but this time Halt actually does some tiny amount of damage, say 20, with a multiplier for multiple enemies snared
>Barriers are now circular like Winston's with 800 HP, but smaller
>Fortify behaves the same but the CD is reduced to 8S and the active time increased to 5S

It's almost like Orisa's kit wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't put on a character so huge she struggles to utilize her own barrier and if her immobile barrier was an actually useful shape instead of a shitty lens half the size of a Rein shield that people can just walk around. Now you have a mobile off-tank who can support the team in all sorts of ways while not being a huge target.

2) Heavy female Omnic tank
>400 HP 200 Armor
>Can keep Orisa's current gun and just have it not slow her movement speed when firing
>Fortify active time extended to 6S, Fortify nullifies crits in addition to everything else
>Barrier now twice as large and 1.5x as high to make up for it being immobile

Wow, it's almost like Orisa would be a solid character if they hadn't made her kit just lacking for no reason whatsoever.
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>>183220181
>didn't her translocator last for a few minutes in the cinematic?
Nope. It doesn't matter how long it lasts canonically. And you should know that. The fact that it's timed at all means it's easier to use a disguise in general.
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>>183220275
Why are we praising the fact that a movie that takes place in Africa has a black cast? Is that not to be expected?
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>>183220432
No one cares, shut up
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>>183220497
Did you miss the 'hella diverse' part racist?
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So Doomfist isn't a complete dick, well then..
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>>183220075
What was the comp, why weren't the healers doing their job, and why was everyone out of position?

People don't yell for no reason. They yell because they're being ignored and if ANYONE would just listen, they'd probably win the match.
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>>183220397
At what point did I even remotely imply that? Mei/Zarya and McHanzo make no sense because the characters have never interacted with each other (or in McCree and Hanzo's case, they didn't start interacting with each other until after the pairing became popular, and they still have never met in the lore. It's not even about gay ships, because I was speaking in favor of R76. Read a little more closely next time.
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>>183220497
Because, to be fair, Hollywood has managed to make white people the main characters in a movie about making the great wall of china.
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>>183220651
>Mei/Zarya and McHanzo make no sense because the characters have never interacted with each other (or in McCree and Hanzo's case, they didn't start interacting with each other until after the pairing became popular, and they still have never met in the lore.

You wouldn't be saying that if they were opposite genders. Just shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing yourself.
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>>183218565
four offense, four defense, eight tanks, eight healers. 2/2/2 comp.
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Like... could you guys not?
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>>183220671

That wasn't about making the Great Wall at all. And in fact the one white guy in the movie basically just spends the movie gawking over how amazing and honorable the Chinese are and the movie has an incredible amount of Chinaservice. The most heroic character in the movie is also a Chinese woman.

>>183220497

The best part is actually how a movie where 90% of the cast is black is "diverse."
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>>183220275
>90% of the cast is the same race
>Diverse
What?

>>183220292
Its a genuine shame we have to share this general and game with these people

>>183220391
I wouldn't say racist/sexist at all. Simply people overreacting and him appeasing them. I would imagine his daughter is a way for him to find out how not to 'trigger' these people per se.

>>183220448
>this ability disregards the game in lore
>but this one is really different. honestly!
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>>183220721
Yes I would, because it's still a baseless and really random desperate ship. Might as well be Mei and Doomfist for as random as it is.
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>>183220893
Why would Mei and Doomfist be "random"
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>>183220671
This was a Chinese movie trying to use white posterboys to draw audiences
>>183220721
And this is bait
Sure feels real tumblr up in this thread...
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>>183220721
Okay, how about Junkmetra, then? Never interacted in the story or game so the ship makes no sense. Zarya/McCree? Never interacted in the story or game so the ship makes no sense. Tracer/Genji back before we knew Tracer was a lesbian? Made no sense. I can do this all fucking day if you want to nitpick and make me look like the bad guy for saying R76 isn't an unrealistic ship.
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>Doomfist confirmed giving Widow the BBC
>Widowfags nowhere to be seen
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>>183220893
Mei and Zarya interact with each other in game and are actually pretty nice to each other. How the fuck is that as random as McHanzo
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>>183220368
The leader/subordinate factor is obviously there, Reaper on the council means nothing really. He's practically just there to boost Doomfist's influence even more. And Doomfist has practically taken over Talon. Strong armed them into falling back in line with their ideals or what used to be their ideals, according to his bio.

The thing is, Reaper's revenge being his only objective got taken down another peg due to to that one panel with Doomfist questioning Reaper for letting Ana and Jack get away. And then clearly lying about being sentimental on top of it.

It basically comes done to the fact that we still don't know what his real end game is. I also believe he's not going to let Doomfist start another human crisis. It wouldn't make sense given he still has people he cares about.
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>>183220671
>>183220847
That's because every big budget hollywood movie is made for international audiences more than domestic ones
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>>183220956
>Think of one random hero
>Think of another
>How is this random?
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>>183221058
That applies to literally any ship in this game.

You're just saying it's random because one is black and the other is Chinese.
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>>183220629
He started yelling about the Sombra in our team. She had a ton of really nice ults and was relatively useful. However, she refused to switch and was neither in voice nor in text chat.

The other guy kept saying that we lost after having played for 60 seconds. I believe he later switched to Hanzo to troll (it was either him or his premade friend).

I was really nice to him and I told him that we can still win. I even switched to Mercy when he told me to. Apparently my Mercy play was not to his liking, so naturally I got yelled at.

This game just isn't fun anymore.
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>>183221010

Doesn't Widow barely have free will and only really cares about murdering people anymore? She would probably let anyone have sex with her.
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>>183220956
What do Mei and Doomfist have in common? When do they interact. It's a desperate grasping of straws. Hence random.

>>183221014
They have a line or two about Mei's coat. Shit Mei interacts more and friendlier with Mercy than she does with Zarya. Why isn't that the ship?

See all of >>183221004 as well. Most ships in Overwatch are fucking garbage and the latest to come out of tumblr is fucking Doomfist and Lucio even though they definitely don't interact at all and they'd probably hate each other.

>>183221182
Nope, I literally thought of one random character, and another random character.
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>>183220876
>this ability disregards the game in lore
>but this one is really different. honestly

Do you have like this, weird headcanon, that you think is reality and any time someone brings up something to contradict it you start having an aneurysm?
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>>183221182
It's random because one doesn't even know the other exists
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Why is overwatch lore so fucking stupid?
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>>183221332
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>>183220876
They honestly forget at times that the word "different" exists and use "diverse" as a substitute
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>>183221309
I'm gonna think of two characters at random, too. Ready? Here goes.

Reaper
Soldier: 76
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>>183221010
>Doomfist confirmed giving Widow the BBC
So you mean "confirmed" as in "i'm a cuck and this is my fetish"?
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>>183220671
You're a fucking retard. I hope everyone made that abundantly clear.
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>>183221284
Even me?
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>>183221389
Actually if you stop to realize that the people trying to "comprehend" it are mouth breathers it becomes a lot less stupid. It pretty much other people who ruin things usually.

>>183221392
I wasn't joking. That picture you posted is basically what I think of you too.
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>>183220956
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>>183221309
mei and zarya have good synergy, on par with pharmercy, ana and rein, or mercy and anyone really.

i think orisa and torb would be nice in the same way as winston and tracer, because they combo well: good friends.
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>>183221529

Yes, even you. Would probably kill you after, though.
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>>183221284
>>183221529
Speaking of Widow, if she was conditioned by Talon, I mean... she wasn't conditioned by Doomfist. So who the fuck did it? Her handler is on Doomfist's side I guess otherwise why would she go along with his little pseudo-"coup" enforcement of old ideals shit.
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>>183221236
What you should have done was mute him at the beginning.
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>>183221576
>go to a place
>bang bang boom
>Villain says something ominous

It's fucking 60's tier of writing villains

The comic itself is fucking retarded
And the people who dig into it make it even worse then it is
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>>183221521
t. assblasted "le bloo" faggot who is also on suicide watch
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>>183221576
>Trying to comprehend the lore makes you a mouthbreather
Yeah this is bait mate, though I do appreciate the hate
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>explosion of complaints about R76

One panel
One panel is all it took.
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>>183220876
>>183221420
No, they don't forget, they know exactly what they're saying, which is Diversity = LESS WHITE PEOPLE (=GOOD)
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>>183221767
Dont make me falseflag again.
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>>183221767
>seeing complaints where there aren't any

wow...
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>>183221767
>Explosion of complaints
>Implying that we haven't hated you degenerates since Day 1
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>>183221842
Do you even need to? Scroll up.

>>183221870
Difference between hating and then going post after post complaining about it
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>>183221842
>>183221856
>>183221870
Took my bait you dumb fucks
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>>183215139
>>183214380
>>183214541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cXjcKTRWcg

we /mu/ now?
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>>183221927
I don't see the evidence, is it her facial features?
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>>183221959
I WAS MERELY PRETENDING
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>>183221927
Except we've seen her before she turned blue and is quite obviously a white woman
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>>183221927
This is canon now

Widow is actually a nig nog despite her alt costume making her white
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>>183221236
>Sombra
I see. People give her a lot of flack but you're right, she can be useful **if** they know what they're doing.
>Switch to Hanzo
Report him. It's the only way.
>Mercy
Will always get shit for not healing. As a Lucio main, I know all too well how frustrating it is when you spam "Group up!" in chat and no one listens. It's always Hanzos and Genjis too. As soon as the doors open, fuckers scatter and try to go solo in the wings. I've never seen a Genji main NOT bitch about not getting healed.

I see now why it'd be frustrating.
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>>183220391
What an insufferable little cunt Metzen's daughter is, and what a faggot he is for cowtowing to her fucking Jewish Commie gobbletygook bullshit that she no doubt learned in whatever shithole university he sent her to.
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>>183221630
Ships because of Synergy are extra trash

>>183221458
Yeah, that one's pretty meh, but there the characters apparently interacted a lot before hand so it's a bit better.
But they definitely hate each other now, so present day "I love you gabe~" shit is shit.
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>>183221710
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>>183221729
Depends on how you try to interpret it. There is a distinct separation between looking at a picture of Reinhardt and theorizing it's someone else. And then discussing Reaper's motivations based off what we know.

The problem is that the first type of people I listed is the majority of the fanbase.
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>>183221927
>art is so shit people are literally disregarding pic related for a nigress
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>>183221927

What would lead someone to believe that she is black?
I'm genuinely asking, I've never seen a black human IRL.
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>>183222161
Acts of violence
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>>183222161
tumblr
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>>183221985
Yes
I like how literally every single song mentioned is from a different one of his albums
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>>183221927
>there are people who think Widow is black
Kek
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>>183222192
I spat my grape drink out and then got robbed and shot by my black neighbor
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>>183221985
>Neil Cicierega
>we /mu/ now?
no, apparently we reddit now
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>>183222192

kek
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>>183222356
Thanks for the quality post, stupid fuck anon.
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>>183222192
>best possible response in minimal time
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>>183195802
>>183196264
>>183196420
>>183196704
>>183196770
>>183197278
But it's like Canon that Somba and Mccree fucked
Now the real question is if it's Canon that he flash banged her and rolled out the window afterwards.
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>>183221927
we wuz widowmaker
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>>183222532
>>183222532
>>183222532
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>>183222470
But it's like Canon that you're a dumbfuck.
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>>183222087
hey
I think character and gameplay should be linked. playing zen requires you to balance and focus; playing rein requires you to be steadfast; playing tracer requires you to be jumpy and zippy; playing zarya means getting stronger and helping people; playing mercy requires you be a little bit of a slut. I think extrapolating from mechanics for personality (lucio likes messing things up with boop,
mei is evil for her slowing and headshots) is fun, and that reflects itself in my ships. If you don't think so that's your opinion and that's ok. have a nice day.
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Doomfist is all about human evolution, right? Is he a race realist? Does he realize that he is, from an evolutionary standpoint, inferior to whites or say, the Japanese?

I like him overall though despite his racial handicap. He seems like a "real nigga", he's not some shucking and jiving little faggot like Lucio.

>>183222438
glad you liked it, bet you wish you could upvote it don't you, you fucking faggot
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>>183221707
>It's fucking 60's tier of writing villains
Day one of the game's announcement Metzen said this is what Overwatch was going to be. It never hid that fact. If you expected more I don't know what to tell you.

>And the people who dig into it make it even worse then it is
There isn't much to dig into it. It's people digging new holes and then screaming about plot holes that don't exist or headcanon's that never were being "disproven". Those are the mouth breathers. And it's reached a critical mass.
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>>183219136

New Orisa

Still tank class.

Spider Mech Body, wider than tall, large but weird profile due to its shape.

Main attack - Street Sweeper Shotgun- low damage, small spread but pushes back opponents slightly who get hit by it and how many pellets they get hit by.

E- Spider's Web- Launches a sticky glob of webbing that slows enemies and removes their movement abilities if they get caught in it. Like ana grenade, but for movement instead of healing on enemies.

Shift- Cocoon- Creates a temporary shield around herself that moves with her to keep her and everyone in her shield safe. Shaped like a tire, so it doesn't cover from attacks from above, or in rare circumstances, from below.

Ult- Lasers on each of her legs zaps the enemy as long as they're within range of her AOE. Lasers slow down opponents, does moderate damage, but is more to work with others and area denial.
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>>183222192
Fair point but not enough on it's own. Maybe if she sniped with the rifle held sideways.
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>>183219559
Nothing confirmed, but there are subtle cues. Genji writing Mercy in the Christmas comic, Genji and Mercy having matching Valentine's voice lines, and having unique voicelines when witnessing each other's death in game proving they're on a first name basis.
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>>183222632
so basically what you're trying to say is that you have a micropenis and jealous of superior black monster cock?
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>>183222618
That's fine, but it has no basis on who they'd like. That's just stupid.
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>>183221676
Probably that creepy Joker looking fuck at the table.
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I don't mind 2cp, I hate koth, tho I can play it find I just find it sooo tedious.
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