/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist & Payday 2 General

>>173802248
lol oops
actual previous thread here:
>>173719740

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>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

First for "Wolf's a fucking traitor"

4th for Nick Heister when

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>>173802569
5th for shitty cheevos

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>>173802248
DAILY REMINDER THAT THIS IS THE GUY IN CHARGE OF BALANCE IN PAYDAY 2

DAILY

FUCKING

REMINDER

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>700 mb update
well i will just go to sleep

>>173802569
I am seriously hurt my friends. I need to find me some first aid

>>173802630
What chance that they actually grind to 25-100?

>>173802596
>"wahh i cant get misc achievements with shit pubs"
Play with friends and at least try faggot

>>173802765
CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN

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>Stone Cold 2017

Green Bridge today

the update comes out like 30mins after i quit to get food, come back to install it
"requires 39GB of free space"
Now either the update is fucking massive or steam is doing some fuckery with my files again

>>173802782
Zero, they obviously cheated to 25-100.

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>>173802824
>he plays with pubs

>>173802782
None.

these masks look like shit

>>173802967
bassicly when downloading the update , you have like a second copy of the game on your computer for a while , then the non-changed files in the second copy are throw away

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>>173802509
>not For the Kill

>>173802865
How is it??

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put the codes in the bag trashley
preferably either wick pack, either scarface pack, or spec ops

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>>173803603
begging is the easiest way to not get a code

>>173803603
only pens this time anon, don't be shitter

>>173803721
I'm not begging, I'm demanding. Having fucked several traps, I can confirm they like it when you're assertive. doesn't matter anyway my internet's been so fucked up the past few days that I'd probably miss them anyway.

>>173803961
>catalonian internet

>>173804067
It's normally pretty good but for the past few days it just randomly drops down to nothing, as if it's gone out. But I know it hasn't gone out because my IP doesnt' get changed or anything like that. After a few minutes it comes back, but it's really annoying.

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http://badcreepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Payday_2:_Hell_Version,_or_Goreday

Enjoy! ;)

>>173803519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVnzIEk8ycA

sample sounds good

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>>173798356
here you go

>>173804384
cute

>>173804384
this is a great pic

>>173804384
Very cute!

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>>173804384
perfect

>LBV armor skins like swat one are bugged again
bravo overkill

http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/135514231766635487/?ctp=4

Tazer Man has PAYDAY 2 5 minutes ago
It's people like this and the people who ask if they can have a robot heister or a anthropomorphic animal heister that make you question if everyone should be allowed a computer.

No, you can not have a raincoat outside this heist because no other heist is raining. That's it. That's the answer. Simple. Why can't you understand this simple answer. It's just a raincoat. It's just a jacket that makes you look bright yellow. THAT'S IT. It's raining so you use it. It's not raining in other maps so you can't use it. What part of this don't you understand? I'd understand if it was something cool like a power ranger suit (pls don't add) but no. You just want this random yellow jacket to be on other heists where it doesn't fit at all. A yellow raincoat is the blandest type of yellow jacket ANYONE can afford.

>getting this assblasted

Where can I find my own slim, horny, submissive, sexually confused 25yo femboy called Ash of my own? I just want to motorboat their pale butt, tickle the tip of their penis with my tongue, blow air on their tummy, slide a finger in their ass while I jerk them, see their pretty eyes while they suck me off.

:(

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>>173805743
>OP responds telling him to calm down
>"You're raging over nothing"
>from the guy raging over not getting to wear a raincoat in a video game
If I didn't have all my DLC pirated I'd call this retard out.

Just got an open vault door at the start of go bank, first time it happened, lucky.

>>173805743
Why did you make this thread? Are you that retarded?

>>173805943
>>173805743
>getting assblasted over others' assblast
o i am laffin

>>173806072
Why the fuck not?

>>173805845
>25yo
>femboy

LOL

>>173805743
Glad you revealed your steam profile so I can block your retard shitter ass.

>>173806427
>25 can't be petite
If you only saw me ;)

>>173805845
How could you possibly know her age?

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>>173806193
Make the fucking mod yourself. Why would anyone want to wear raincoats anywhere else? It's not like it's the t-shirt outfit from PD:TH where it would actually make sense to wear in the majority of loud heists.

>>173806970
Fashion is the obvious answer

The t-shirt outfit is ugly as fuck

>>173806584
Whatever you say hun

>>173807110
>fashion

>Beat Green Bridge
>Hector starts talking

Are we being haunted??

>>173807154
Fashion is literally the only reason to play Payday 2

>shit mechanics

>shit graphics

>shit lore

>infinite weapons, masks, and other cosmetics

>>173807250
yeah what the fuck, why wasn't it Bain or Jiro himself

>>173807279
So why are you playing if all of that is shit and doesnt' have your fashionable raincoats? Or are you just shitposting?

>>173807250
DA MENDOZAS

>>173807250
da mendoza's are still relevant

>>173807110
Faggot. Short sleeves with gloves is hella tacticool.

>>173807346
>swedish coding

>>173807375
Because there are other fashion statements to be made, but raincoats are something more to be had with everything else

>>173807434
Fingerless gloves are cooler though

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> greed bridge OD

>>173807530
>wearing fingerless gloves while committing a crime

>raincoats on Green Bridge

So how did they do it?

Did they really make a full new set of models for every single weapon in the game?

>>173807798
>Jacketo

>Sydney

>>173807902
What? No, of course not. They added an ugly poorly made model of a raincoat on top of the default heister bodies, so you can't see any armour at all. There's also no hood, because they can't figure out how to work that because they're worthless. And the viewmodel clips into everything, including itself

>>173807913
Jacket had to have gotten rid of his fingerprints at some point, based on the fact that the cops didn't catch him until the end of HM even though any prints he would have left were probably in some military database
Sydney is just dumb

>>173808180
>Yfw Sydney is the traitor unintentionally because she blogged about her heisting escapades on her tumblr

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That's it?
Where the fuck is Kento?

>People still play this garbage.
What's your excuse?

>>173808691
If you actually expected the Jap to be Kento, you're several days behind on your info and are possibly mentally retarded

>>173808809
I expected something to unlock after completing Green Bridge, at least something. I knew the prisoner wasn't Kento since day 6.

>>173808691
>The Search for Kento
>Kento isn't found

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So, where do i need to leave the medic bag for I felt bad for him, and where are the handcufs are?

>>173808809
the entire point of this event was to find kento

>>173808786
>People still post this bait
What's your excuse?

>>173808982
they're fucking criminals not cops

>>173808986
first left balcony

>>173808691
He is hiding behind the 6.99$ DLC

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>dollar sign after number

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>>173808691
He was in our hearts the whole time

>>173806753
-91

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>>173809123
thx.

>>173809261
Kento was the friends Jiro made along the way.

Seriously tho, the winner from the contest is probably just going to be someone else who knows something about him like Bonnie was with Hector and Kento will be released as $6.99 DLC with a perk deck which is just a weaker Yakuza and a $6.99 1 day accomping heist

>>173809785
>weaker Yakuza
What if it was reverse Yakuza, the higher your HP the faster you become, but if your hp lowers you become slower than the base speed you would have without the perk deck.

>>173804384
I like it

>>173802959
There is absolutely no basis for this

>>173809524
why dont you just add her then?

>>173811997
She's married and won't be mine

so any one found any handcuffs already ?

i found two

>One near the green right pillar at the destructed end of the bridge
>one on a crate infront of the tower entrance where you bring in kazo

>>173812261
learn to share

>>173812357
there is one on the front of a truck on the right side of the bridge. that's the only one i found

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Ow, i just realised, green bridge was inspiration for transport heists dlc

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>>173813261
Heat was inspiration for transport heists DLC.

>>173813261
Pretty sure Heat was the inspiration for transport hests.

>Make an achievement that requires you to platform and stay off the ground
>The retarded fucking prisoner constantly falls over and needs you to yell at him to keep moving
>It has a 2 meter range
>At BEST
>You need to be up his fucking ass to even do it and there are some circumstances where it is *literally* impossible to yell at him without touching the ground

Wow bravo overkill good achievement I can tell you playtested this one heavily

>>173813358
I'm glad I'm not the only one losing my fucking mind over this shitty achievement.

>fully loaded still doesn't stack with walk in closet
for what reason

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>event about Kento
>Kento doesn't make an appearance on his own fucking event
but y tho

>>173813985
the SEARCH for kento

for him to appear you will have to wait for the Kento Breakout event with his character pack for 6.99

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>>173813261
>Heat mask along heat heist
>its green bridge inspiration
how many layers of dumb are you

>>173813985
he should be prisoner. that fitting well

Overkill always release their DLC on Thursdays.
Do you guys think there will be something tomorrow?

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>5/7 AP Pistol The total ammo was increased from 30 to 45.
So it's actually useable now, nice. AP ammo for P90 when?

>>173813985
He's hiding behind the thermal drill. Go get it.

>>173814423
>we stop convoy
>we put drills
>we wait

>52 trophies
>Only 50 showing up in the list

i know that 51 is matt , is 52 kazo hanging around the safehouse ?

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>they even put turrets in Green Bridge
Fucking why

>>173813758
>>173813358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrDTpdvJVk4

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>mfw combat chopper shows up

>>173814953
Non AP ammo for 5/7 when?

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That's that.

>>173816942
>clearly falls on the ground
>says his steam overlay didn't work for the popup not showing up
sure thing

>>173820298
did you do the lava floor one on overkill or up?

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I want the both of them real bad.

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>PAYDAY 2 ON THE SWITCH
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK

I hate Stone Cold 2017. It doesn't sound DnB at all.

WE NINTENDO SWITCH NOW

WHERE IS MY SON KENTO
REEEEEEEEEEE

>payday 2 for switch

What the fugg

PAYDAY 2 ON THE FUCKING NINTENDO SWITCH HAHAHA

Real niggas play PAYDAY 2 on Nintendo Switch desu

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>PAYDAY 2 ON THE SWITCH
HOW WOULD THAT FUCKING WORK?

So who is getting Switch version now

Payday 2 Switch is the kino edition desu

How are you Paydayfags reacting to Pay Day 2 for the Nintendo Switch?

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>doesn't even update the game other consoles
>they want to put it to the switch

What the hell dude

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>PAYDAY 2
>On the Switch

>>173821369
4 ragdolls only

>payday 2 on the switch
now I finally have that excuse to draw dallas and houston in mario and luigi hats
But seriously what the fuck

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What the fuck is this shit about the game being on the switch, how and why.

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>>173820764
I thought I fell off too man I dunno what to tell you

Ashley are you in on this insanity? Nintendo switch?

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>switch

nigger what

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/852287046303358976

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http://www.gamezone.com/news/payday-2-will-release-on-nintendo-switch-later-this-year-3452605

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I want my fucking Wario mask Overkill
I want my fucking Waluigi mask Overkill
I want all the civilians replaced with Toads Overkill

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place your bets on how long it'll be before they cut support
I'm putting my money on three updates
that's full updates, not hotfixes

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So is there an updated spreadsheet that shows the ammo pick ups for different ammo types(ie. HE, AP, ect.)?

>Payday 2 on the switch shit hardware
>with overkill coding and framerates
THIS IS A COLOSSAL GOAT FUCK!

>>173823127
>nintendofags complete OD on first day because cops get retarded.

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>Starbreeze Studios
Who are these guys?

>>173822851
Yeah

>>173823242
ex-military?

>>173821937
>can't even properly support payday 2 on the xbox and playstation
>thinking it's a good idea to try to bring it to nintendo too

Wow, fuck off. The only good I can see coming from this would be Nintendo-themed heists.

>>173823242
CIA?

>>173823410
And imagine how much decent content are going to get in that little amount of time that the game will be supported.

>>173822104
>playstation has a sweet tooth mask
>Xbox has a halo helmet

This might be an actual thing.

>>173823242
The masked men?

>>173803341
ez

Why is everyone making a big deal about Payday 2 being on the Switch?

It's already available for consoles, why not the Switch?

>>173824335
Fuck off retard

>>173824335
>reddit on damage control

>>173824335
Turns away resources that could be used to fix the PC or console versions.

>>173824407
>>173824523
Not even them but calm your autism, it's not that big of a deal, it's just gonna be Playstation/Xbacks versions 2: electric boogaloo.

>>173824335
fuck up, cunt.

>>173821573
alright then

>>173824335
It's the kino version.

>>173824335
missing your trip there, ash

>>173824335
>instead of working more on the console version or the PC version (the one everyone plays because console version is shit) lets make ANOTHER port

>>173825056
>working

>>173823242
>mario heister confirmed

>>173826229
>wahoo!

>>173826229
>Perk deck revolving entirely around jump height, dodge while jumping, and lethal jumps

>Also has a bouncing idle animation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOC0ig2Rk1g

>>173813985
I'm glad this is the case, though. It would've been a fucking letdown if this was all resolved within a bunch of fucking rehash heists.

Here's hoping they come up with something good for his reveal, though. If it's just another Hoxton Revenge, I'm going to be fucking pissed.

so when do you think we gonna know the result of the contest for the OC heister ?

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>>173826229
>they may actually try to make something work, considering how mario goes into the real world in this trailer
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4X_3IrJk68

>>173826803
shit wrong video, i was going to link the mario odyssey trailer, you know the one

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>>173826803
was that video

>>173826803
>viper

mah nigga

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>>173827176
Nah, it's completely coincidental.

>>173827302

I unironically like how simple some of his songs are. I honestly think they're kind of addicting. He releases like 10 songs a day, though, and a lot of them are just copies of other songs of his, but sometimes you find a gem in the mass of shit.

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https://twitter.com/wagom_pyooon/status/852078150733484032
Sydney fan made an OC heister and it already has the most likes out of every entry on the list.

Who ready for weeb heister part 2

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>>173827737
I actually kinda like the mask. Wish it was white and red to give an okami feel as opposed to edgelord ryuuko feel.

>>173827737
Just because they have the most like doesn't mean they'll win. Hell, it could be someone from left field.

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>>173827737
>That literal MS paint background
I don't if Shitney or her fans are worse

>>173814953
>real gun holds 20 rounds
>5/7 holds 15
reee

>>173821531
So that makes Peach, Daisy, and Toad Wolf, Hoxton, and Chains respectively?

coltman will never get the pen

>People are still posting heisters

>>173830298
that's why there's a 5 extra pistol mag skill, bruh

>>173831597
>real extended mag holds 25
>ingame hold 20
reee

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>>173830531
>wolf being peach when hox was the one stuck in jail "like a princess in a tower"

>>173830531
>mario kart 8 deluxe will have the original 4 heisters as playable characters as well as the escape van

>>173831932
I'd buy it, I've spent money on worst DLC's.

>>173831887
Did you draw this? This is adorable

How else would they correspond to my ships

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>>173831932

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Preorder bonus mask is leaked!

anyone get 500+ crimespree yet

>>173832196
>dallas and wolf
you're a man of taste
and yeah, i drew this, thanks for the compliment dude

>>173832812
>its already in the game

>>173832812
we have enough zelda masks

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>>173809229
>dollars ten million
or
>ten million dollars
which sounds right to you

>>173833901
dollars ten million>
or
ten million dollars>
which sounds right to you

is the beta already over? i cant seem to access it

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSiMA8bDorY/?tagged=myheister

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place your bets on how many updates the Switch version will be behind the PC version

>>173835057
by the time it finally releases, 0 because extended lifetime support will be over

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>>173834942
Is that Kento?

>>173834942
>nationaliyty ??????

sup /pdg/
i managed to miss the entire spring break event
am i allowed to uninstall the game now?

>>173835370
You're always welcome to uninstall this garbage

>>173835057
Switch will be dead before Payday 2 even launches. They won't make it till december before they discontinue those things.
Sales are dreadful and nobody wants Nintendo anymore when you're either a hardcore player who owns a PC or just a dudebro madden/cod console faggot.

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So, only No Mercy is left now.
You guys think they'll use it as "last heist" event or save it for something bigger?
Code Silver 17/18 when

>>173835775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA1mbZ_MMh8

>>173835775
you forgot about Diamond Heist

>>173836006
Oh shit i'm retarded.
Yeah, there'll be another classic heist event for sure.

>>173835775
It'll probably be Crimefest 2017, it's the next "big event".

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>>173835057
>Implying switch wont have to remove content like meltdown unless you want that to happend to the switch.

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Compared to the last spring break, this one was garbage
>3 NEW heists
>Bonnie
>Tons of weapon mods
>The turret

Recolored suit fags BTFO

>>173837054
>the heist are remakes
>the new mode and crew thing are fucking mods just made official
>Gun is a fucking joke so are the mask
>Fucking raincoat model is the same is you are wearing full armor or a suit
This spring break they didnt bother to work.

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>>173837054
>Compared to this spring break, this last one was garbage
>bonnie

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>>173837315
>Bonnie
>bad

>the rain hood isn't up
Green Bridge was my favorite Payday 1 because my friend looked funny with the dinosaur mask sticking out of the hood

Are you keeping an eye on the sauce?

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>>173827737
>Kitsune weeb girl heister
>It's mtf Kento
>mfw

>>173838257
I would fucking die if that happened.

>>173838257
The Yakuza is hardcore enough that I'd believe a dishonored member of it would have his son kidnapped, made into a woman and sold as a sex slave to be honest

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>>173838257

Lizard penis

>>173838682
rrerr

I feel like every heist since at least The Biker Heist has run like fucking garbage. Is it my fault for running the game on a potato or is it Overkill's fault for lazy optimization? All the older content runs perfectly.

>>173840639
Idk, green bridge runs pretty smooth for me so is heat street. I have more problems with disconnects and crashes at 97% loading but not much. For some reason transport park runs shitiest for me.

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Splatoon crossover fucking WHEN?

>>173838257
>A lot of time has passed. I wonder, if I find him, will he remember me? Is he out there, roaming the streets, as a femboy qt trap? I stride onwards, searching for clues to where he may be. I only hope that I am able to forgive him for his degeneracy.

Ok most people are annoyed there is another port coming out rather than focusing on fixing and supporting the other versions. But I have to ask... why play payday 2 with like 10 cops on field and no online?

>>173831932
>The next smash brothers will have a payday crossover and subsequently be rated M

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>>173841863
>Jacket in Smash

>>173842102
Silly Anon, Jacket is from Hotline Miami!

>>173842224
But he's a member of the crew!

I know, I just want to see a move forcing a drill into Wario's skull

thoughts on Stone Cold 17?

>>173842534
i guess it sounds good

Morenatsu crossover when?

>>173830028
fuck off sydney is my waifu

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Any news on those handcufs spots?

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>>173842523
>mfw
Wolf could do that, and charge someone with 2 saws. If he isn't the traitor. But yeah each of the original crew would be a good fit.
>dallas in a suit with an AR
>chains in the improved combined tactical vest hefting a lmg
>hoxton shout creative insults interlaced with profanity as an attack

>>173840639
honestly, my heists have been running better and better. the worst is still probably Meltdown, and all the LGL jobs (the bomb heists and Golden Grin) being the worst.
Yacht and Brooklyn run like a dream for me. never had either dip below 40 fps. Heat Street is pretty solid, above 30 all the time.
I still haven't run Green Bridge, I'm waiting for a friend to get back from his Easter trip to run it blind together.

>>173843517
>ever being able to run a classic "blind"

>>173843264
if Snake couldn't get a gun you ain't either, you'll get a GL40 and you'll like it

>>173831678
That's why you go Fully Loaded

>>173843754
But I NEEEEEEEEEED AAAA MEEEEEDDDDDIIIIIIC BAAAAAAG

Reminder to give all of your bots Breakers

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>>173837315
i was bored

>>173844008
>dallas star ko'd
>muffled AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

LOOT BAG RIGHT HERE! COME FILL UP YOUR LOOT!

What's the best option for DLC unlocker? Pirate perfection?

I remember doing the lua hook thing in 2015 but I remember fuck all about it.

>>173843264
>It's just a support trophy where a van full of maskketa men charges through the level dropping explosions and smoke bombs

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Where is this "Wolf is the traitor" stuff coming from? Am I missing something?

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>>173843264
wolf isn't the traitor delet this shit right fucking now

>>173844634

Pirate Perfection, my man.

>>173844634
Stop being poor I use this one, working with armor skins can confirm

>>173844914
No way to get caught if you're host and you don't do blatanly stupid shit right? I just want the DLC because I missed the sale

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Reminder that Dallas is the traitor.

>>173844634
use the fucking one that's on the pastebin in to op, idiot.

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>Spend most of the round on OD in custody because teammate refused to put down medic bag
>Still get highest body count, accuracy and specials killed
>With a shotgun meme build

>>173845008
it will mark you as a cheater but just tell them you're just using a dlc unlocker

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>>173845049
Trying to cover for your little brother?

>>173844873
the feds got to him. They promised him his family back if he cooperates.
of course, the feds lie, because that's what feds do. But could he really afford not to try?
tfw the gang forgives him, because they understand, but they still have to kill him.
And he begs to die, because he knows it was all a lie and he can't have his family back.

>>173844798
It won't be a DLC heister, and it is unlikely to be a cross promotion heister so that only leaves the free one, and doesn't have a voice actor anymore.

>>173845008
You get marked as a cheater, but if you play with friends, it really shouldn't matter. Or you can play with pubs, but there's bound to be a few autists who join and screech at you for it.

Wait, there's another traitor now?
Since when?

>>173845204
Where is the traitor thing coming from, though? I thought we were just searching for Kento.

>>173845302
at least since Halloween. The spoopy ghost audio, one of them is Hector telling you he wasn't the only traitor, and there's still a traitor among them.
As every other ghost voice was saying canon true chatter (like Bonnie killing her husband, and the rest of the Dingos hating Sydney's guts), this is as well.

>>173845302
I do recall in the prison nighymare hox has a fear that is that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRHZnaJO6xQ

>>173845540
Ah, i see. I've only come back to PAYDAY when this event started so i had no idea.
Well, this will certainly be interesting, at least.

>>173845210
leddit amirite bois?

Thanks for the help fambruhlinis

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>>173845640
Wolf confirmed for fucking dogs

Is Gambler even half-decent? I've always wondered but never been able to fit it into my usual playstyle.

so how far did you guys get in crime spree?
hard mode: no cheating

>>173846248
Something like 338

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All 15 spawn locations for handcuffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cVEEyQHoY
>>173844225
Ad a dance floor to it and you are golden.

What if Jacket actually mute

>>173845172
>instead of killing wolf they look to Bain for what to do
>Bain can actually help and knows where the cops are holding wolfs family
>trying to save them could risk crime.net's security as Bain would need to do live hacking possibly reveling and his/her location

>>173846731
But he's not
so is this what the ends looks like?
Fucking. beautiful.

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>>173846248
260
Then I crashed

>tfw i finally get back from a vacation where i didn't have access to internet
>just missed the sale

well, considering my luck, that seems about right

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>>173845172
This is the saddest payday related thing ive read but I know that overkill is so shit at writing that they'd never do something like this.

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>>173846575
Fucking cloakers.

>>173846916
I would accept this as the final payday 2 heist.
Unless the hacking resulting in finder a deeper conspiracy in wolf's family that lead to the actual identity of the dentist and his macguffin vault

>>173845640
Hox was supposed to be a paranoid fuck after getting broken out of jail though, so of course another traitor would be one of his fears

>>173839418
wtf

why do all the non-dentist heists suck

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Stone Cold 2017 needs more fuckin bass desu

>>173847547
fuck off stelf shitter.
how have you not killed yourself yet. if overkill rarely makes stelf heists.

>>173844914
That shit almost always makes me crash. The crashlog says something about the trainer, can't remember specifically though.

>>173846731
>mute
didn't jacket take shrapnel to the throat in hm2? he probably just doesn't talk because talking without vocal cords sound creepy as hell

>>173847697
>implying anyone plays the stelfable heists for stelf

>>173847697
i play loud more often than stealth
they're just better heists

>>173847952
I like this idea. He was also shot in the head.

>>173844873
Guys, the traitor is obviously Hector's ghost. You can hear him at the end of Green Bridge.

>X spends a fortune on X
wow great trivia made me thunk

>tfw when the next step in the kento story could be heist where we rough up the headquarters of a yakuza family

>>173847697
Adding onto what I said in >>173847964, name a Dentist heist that is more fun in stelf than loud. You can't. Because they are so much more fun loud.

Big Bank is better loud even if you go with chopper escape, Golden wait-20-mins-for-the-4-guards-to-path-to-the-back-under-Titan-cams Grin Casino is more fun loud, Hoxton's Revenge is more fun loud because it's basically a H&T, and The Diamond is Robbedacop tiers of fun in loud.

Accusing a person of being a stealthfag for liking the DLC-loaded Dentist heists is pretty farfetched.

>>173847561
It's my favorite remix so far to be desu

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>that point where you just simply give up

>Go to Safehouse
>Dragan is fucking gone
>I don't even own him
>Wick says that something's up with him
>Find him outside talking on a phone
What the FUCK does this mean

>>173848478
That Dragan had to take a call. Dumbass.

>>173848446
Wouldn't the health and damage bonuses of convert skills stack with that? Why not just run a 4 man team with dodge and converts?

>>173848478
he's finding the traitor anon.

it's gonna be Locke

>>173846248
about 20 or so before i crashed

>>173848302
>Shitney's hair isn't naturally blue
>Chains is sometimes in a pickle
>Houston thinks Hoxton is an idiot
Is there a collection of these somewhere?

>>173848564
been using converts since 200, they're pretty much necessary
at this point i just hide in a corner with my GL hoping to god nobody scratches me
the hardest part is moving to objectives or objectives where you have to stop to do them

>>173848478
>>173848556

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUM69-dCff4

>he doesn't want people to hear him so he steps out
>>listen, maybe some bees don't like the queen bee
>he is talking about the butcher
>>I don't know
>>I will tell you
>he is gathering information
>randomly makes it seem like he's ordering a pizza to dodge suspicion
>>I have enough worrying about the cops
>he is worried about the grew and the cops which suggest he is working for another entity or is deep cover
>>the king is still dressed, I don't know what he looks like
>he doesn't know who bain is yet

RAINCOATS WOO

>>173848912
>he is worried about the crew

>>173848564
>>173848709
forgot to mention it gets even worse because pretty much every loud modifier becomes the 20/30 one

If any NPC could be made playable who would you choose?

Hard mode: No Vlad

>>173849385
Bronco cops.
Perk deck would be all about increasing the Bronco's damage.

>>173849385
elvis

>>173849385
>THE COMMISSAR OUTSMARTS YOU AGAIN, ASSHOLE.

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>>173848308
>Yakuza bosses holding a meeting in a city skyscraper
>Start off on the roof of the building
>Rappel down to the window of the room with the bosses
>Blow it open and kill everyone inside
>Fight through a few floors until you get to an elevator because Overkill and get down to the van because the cops haven't noticed it for some reason

>>173849385
undead hector

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>>173846575

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>almost everyone's safehouse room upgrade involves them getting new tech
>jacket just gets a tv to go along with the couch he found in a dumpster somewhere

>>173849385
>Ilija The Sniper
>can't actually heist with him
>instead its a new gamemode where you move around outside of the map area looking for vantage points where you can help people who have bought a sniper asset

>>173849385
Red-pilled Captain Winters is the fucking answer to this question

>>173845640
>your name is not jacket
Actually a bit spoopy

>>173849623
jacket is basically just a creepy fuck they keep in the basement and occasionally let out when they need someone fucked up

>>173848235
>>173849589
Gee anons, don't spook me like that

>>173849590
nice

>>173849623
>>173849921
>Now he has no reason to ever leave this room again.
>"I'll take that tape recorder away and make you talk like a normal person.'
>"That Jacket fellow in the chicken mask is always listening to my voice mail..."
They're afraid of him

>>173850083
Sokol asked for it

I want Jiro to try to calmly speak English during downtime and break down into screaming in Japanese when the assault wave starts.

>>173849641
>Inb4 someone posts that picture

>>173849385
>Hard mode: No Vlad
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJXGDWUrKfk

>>173850153
> "Fuck you, I'm gonna steal you cassette player when you're asleep so you have to talk like a real person."

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>>173850083
>upgrade room once
>tapes change from mostly harmless did you know facts to shit like "we should shoot you for this," "you are fecal matter," swearing in other languages, reversed audio, and what sounds like a panther

>>173849630
>what is Brooklyn 10-10

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>>173849385

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Does Overkill genuinely implement the lore of crossover characters into the general PAYDAY lore? Like how do they explain Tony Montana? Or Jacket? Or Jimmy?

Why is Tony Montana young and alive? The Sosas are a thing, which would imply that the one you kill at Tony's old mansion is a son or nephew of the one that sends the hit on Tony in Scarface. But he should be old as fuck now if we're going by the logic of the video game. Why is Jacket alive? Is the 50 Blessings a thing in the PAYDAY universe? If not, what even is Jacket at this point? It's strongly implied that the main reason for his descent into madness was his involvement in the 50B. Why would he be heisting with people? If the huge Russian-American war didn't exist, the 50 Blessings wouldn't exist either. Is he just a crazy person? What about Jimmy? Are superhuman robot people a thing or something? Are clones a thing? Wick makes the most sense, but a lot of things wouldn't make sense in accordance to the films. Are we to just assume these are versions of the characters in an alternate universe? That could work with Wick, not so much with Jacket, Jimmy, or Tony. Jacket without the involvement with the 50 Blessings isn't really Jacket. Jimmy without the sci fi element isn't Jimmy. Tony without his escapades as a drug kingpin decades prior to the events of PAYDAY isn't Tony. Are we to just assume these are impostors? That's dumb.

>>173851017
I legitimately thought Overkill was implying he was an imposter with the "identity theft" line/

Turns out he was just giving Houston shit about taking Hoxton's place.

>>173850265
Actually a really good idea, since his character development says he can speak better English now.

>>173850852
>>173849641
I need a Neville Winters that decides if you can't beat 'em, join 'em

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>>173851017
>you are not jacket
>you are responsible
Nightmare quotes aside, I feel like they wanted to make Jacket the original guy plucked straight out of the 80s, and then changed their mind and wanted him to be the actual guy in the present. Pretty much all the other heisters you named would also have to be there through some AU bullshit.

>>173851017
Parallel universe shit.

>>173850083
>Now he has no reason to leave this room ever again.
Does a character say this or is this just upgrade text? Also, I feel like locking a crazy guy in a room is just going to make him worse, especially a room with weapons plastered to the wall.

Who's the dipshit that decided having a fucking flying turret was a good idea?

It's such a fucking pain in the ass on OD.

>>173852192
>It's such a fucking pain in the ass on OD.
Not the hardest part about the heist on OD, far from it.

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>>173852192
>Doing OD in the first place

>>173851017
Inspired copycats.

This is based on the fact that the FBI files acknowledges some of the canon events and deaths like Tony's that occurred, so the heisters that take upon their figures are just copycat criminals that happened to be inspired by those pop culture references.

>>173847952
No

>>173852417
only tony is described as dead though, that explanation doesn't work for the rest of them

>>173852417

...someone would want to be a copycat of a sci fi super soldier clone and take part in heists? What would be the purpose?