/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist & Payday 2 General

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1st for normals being too hard

1st

1st for gay scalies

why am I playing thjs

>>173720125
to keep those helmets flying ;)

>>173719930
is "normals is too hard" anon even here anymore, or did we bully him into submission.

>>173720212
If he can't handle normal then he can't handle our bullying.

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Jimmy a good

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>EY PUTO
>I NEED A MEDIC BAG

>>173720654
I preferred the cactus nosed guy desu.

WHO ARE THESE GUYS? EX-MILITARY?

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ITS ME
JIMMEY

Female Asian heister when? I need to satiate my yellow fever.

>>173720654
>this is unironicly one of my favourite #myheister , along with https://twitter.com/PaulMcIcedTea/status/849314666585214976 , https://twitter.com/Grawlix555/status/848958774144643072 , https://twitter.com/Zombieyvalia/status/850690326247473156 and https://twitter.com/Vespilord/status/849432144384544770

>>173721217
when we find trans kento

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>>173721217
>old Triad mama as per Ms. Chu from Sleeping Dogs

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>>173721176
[Jimmy] , Please Follow

>>173719656
?

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>The magnification in the magnifier is so insignificant that is better to just get a the acog sight and a side sight

Fucking WHY.

>>173721382
I really do hope they add another big butch lady some time, both because Bonnie's cool but I'd like another and because it'll make spergs cry some more.

>>173721176
do you think Jimmy clones ever come over to the safehouse

>>173721382

I honestly wouldn't mind the protagonist of Sleeping Dogs being added to the gang.

>>173722313
He's a cop though.

What's your favorite shotgun and why is it the AA12?

>>173722762
Street sweeper. Not sure why to be honest, it just feels right when firing and reloading is pretty smooth.

>>173721382
>no triad mom to cut you up and put you in the soup
why live?

>>173722391

He's also done a lot of shit as an undercover gangster.

Besides, it would be interesting to get someone into the gang that isn't a full-blown criminal, psychopath, and/or movie tie-in.

>>173722762
IZHMA 12G

>>173722762
raven with flame rounds my boy

>>173722762
Dodge Saiga with flame rounds

>>173723157
>>173723227
Could you explain what the point of flame rounds is? I've used incendiery grenade launchers, grenades, molotovs and the flamethrower but that was just for crowd control, not single target.

>>173723474
you shoot anything that is not a dozer once and it dies 100% you just run around with a small desintegration beam that melts shields, cloakers, and medics with one fucking shoot in their general direction

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>>173721363
>>173720654
these all look like shit desu

overwatch update is out

ded game

>>173723474
the fire feeds Grinder and Anarchist and paralyzes most things

>>173723975
no codes being given out

ded general

Can you stealth election day plan c? I forget

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which heister would be the best to hang out with?

>>173724756
Jimmy, Bonnie, Chains and Sokol

>>173724391
No

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>that latest addition to the context

please someone burn the South of this country , im tired of these backward fucks that are the waloons

>>173725184
Fuck you nigger

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forgive me father for I have sinned

>>173725248
t.walloon

>>173725403
donacdum

>https://twitter.com/Undead_Unicorn9/status/851913471272906753
>Wolf with an eyepatch and a moustache

YOU AND I

>>173726662
WE'VE BEEN GOING THE DISTANCE

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>>173726662
>tfw the song ingame doesn't have the lyrics

>>173726891
>Being this retarded/unlucky
Sucks to be you

>>173726891
yes it does? just randomizes between the vocal-less and vocal version

>>173726962
>>173726991
It has never played the lyrics when I have it on

>>173727059
keep trying it will happen

>>173726662

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>>173727227
THAT SHREK IS GONNA ROLL ME

>Overkill doesn't put the official rules on the main site
>Only just now find out I have to print this shit out
Leave it to overkill to run a contest

>>173727603
post art

DID I LEAVE THE STOVE ON

>>173723648
What do you use to deal the the Dozers though?

>>173727291
I AIN'T THE BIGGEST GUY IN THE PLANE

>>173727983
Just be yourself.

what builds would you take grinder with?

Where can I find my own slim, horny, submissive, sexually confused 25yo femboy called Ash of my own? I just want to motorboat their pale butt, tickle the tip of their penis with my tongue, blow air on their tummy, slide a finger in their ass while I jerk them, see their pretty eyes while they suck me off.

>>173729338
Prison

>>173729338
TH1R5-TYF0K-3RF4G

>>173729419
Why would a qt like that be in prison?

>>173729476
because SOMEONE RATTED, SOMEONE FOKED ME

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>>173729338
Seek help.

Daily rrerr

why is shadow dance perpetually in the daily job list

>>173729841
>gay scalie heister when

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>>173725403

>>173727227
>>173727291
>>173728061
reddit pls go

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>>173730234

Requesting Trashley to get Overkill to implement some type of JoJo reference into Payday 2.

>>173730358
no

>>173729561
AND I'M GONNA FOIND OUT WHO

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>>173730234
>there will never be a heist to retrieve the stone mask from ancient ruins
>this will never be the assault wave's music
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>>173730820
Wait a minute...is this...

Is the AP slug Judge good for DW dozers? Or not enough ammo.

>>173731059
>Playing DW

Idiot just use whatever you want. DW and below are easy mode. Any build works.

>>173730820
>heist to retrieve the masks
>not heist to retrieve the corpse part for the elephant
>not this song of the ost that even has that slow build up and fast electro beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPZVGpvHdtQ

>>173731059
They take six headshots, including breaking the face plates, from my Contractor with Berserker.

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I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>173730820
>>173731304
>There will never be a heist to retrieve Japari buns with this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OztVnnbByBc

>>173730391
how many anime references does this game have?

and by that, i mean specific anime references, not stuff like the kawaii mask

all i can think of is a cowboy bebop one with spike's pistol from the point break DLC

>>173731583
is that a motherfucking LISA reference?

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It says that i have 47 out of 50 trophies, i don't have robbedacop and burn offshore cash. What else is there? Everything else from the visible list i have.

>>173732291
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=785826056
Is it in here?

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>>173731667
Friend heister when?
Paper airplane throwable when?
Torch melee when?
Perk deck where you unlock your full potential through the consumption of Japari buns when?

FUCK ME, WE NEEDED THOSE COOKS

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BEHOLD, MY PEERLESS ARMY! Their bodies may return to ash, but their spirits still hear my call! These men are my legendary heroes – my loyal followers! They’re my true friends - breaking the rules of space and time to fight once more at my side! They are my treasure within treasures; they’re my right to rule! They make up Gensec's mightiest Noble Phantasm – Ionian Hetairoi!!

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>>173732497
Fuck you), went in game to check and my pc decided to take a memory dump.

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Trashly post your penis

>>173719740
has anyone updated that "payday mains" chart thing i've seem about once or twice

>>173723227
Crits effect the entire fire burn right?

>>173733337
Fucking hell it happened again, the fuck overkill did to the game? t never happened 2 in one day before.

>>173734050
I don't think there are enough scarface mains to update it

>>173735783
Just make it "no one plays as Scarface" or say "only people who want to say "hey look im cool i have the new DLC" play scarface"

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>>173725403
>>173730234

Reminder to give all of your bots breakers.

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>>173732497
Anyway, i do have everything from that list apart from robbedacop and burning affshore cash. I even have Matt crashing on Jacket's couch.

Anyone not in the beta want to play Crime Spree

>>173738215
Yes

>>173738583
added

>>173739026
thanks :)

What was the password?

>>173739128
some shit like TheDE4D14

So whats a cool SMG to use with a conceal build? Or are pistols just better in that regard?

>>173739253
tatonka

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Whats the quickest way to farm offshore?
Stuck needing $55 for infamy
and i suck and have no friends, so no one down

>>173739575
Are you any good at stealth?
if not, just run an Ovk Hoxout 9 million to offshore each time.
If you're any good at stealth, the yacht heist with all the artifacts on OD is like 14 mil in 10 minutes,

>>173739391
This with desert fox.

>>173739830
tfw cant play Hox Breakour because someone looked at my profile, saw i unlocked a shitton of masks with SAM and reported me with a bunch of other people

>>173739830
don't own yacht, im ok enough solo, but choke with teammates. might try OD shadow a few times

>>173740078
>he can't hoxout solo
git gud.

>>173740409
I cant play it because i got banned from the steam group, re-read what i said

>>173740409
i think he's saying that he's banned from the community group and can't play hoxout

retard

>>173740078
I really don't get why people sperg out over SAM usage in this game, where achievements, incredibly obnoxious and oftentimes inconvenient ones, are tied to actual useful in-game shit. Like the DMR kit achievements are all annoying shit, or any of the "Have all 4 players wearing the different masks of this specific DLC on this level with this loadout" ones where the mask achievements are also annoying, like the historical and shit.

>>173740515
Not him but if you already used sam for masks you might as well use the dlc unlocker too so you can play Hoxout

>>173740656
Well i just hit that "unlock all achevements" thing, not just choose the masks, thoe i did it mainly for masks

>>173740931
Why not just just unlock them overtime so you don't look suspicious? Or if you don't care you could just talk to one of the admins and I think if you reset your profile they let you back in.

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>>173722043
What are you complaining about, it's free content ;)

Do any of the other sights automark specials like the theia?

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>>173741140
I cant add any admins or shit now, somehow i got a perma community ban, steam refuses to show me any proof of what i did

>>173741274
The recon sight does.

>>173741274
Have you tried reading the descriptions on the attachments and skills in the game you failed abortion

>>173741274
The Recon/Box sights from Spec Ops. Also having High Value Target Aced does it for all weapons.

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For you penciless dicks:
>https://twitter.com/AbomJones/status/851789620715155457

>>173741350
>can't keep it in his 4chan

>>173741520
how do i know you have pencils?

>>173741638
i got banned back when i was a total edgelord, i like to think i've changed now

>>173741668
I guess there's only one way to find out...

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>34k in game
>game rarely show any lobby without filters
>quick play rarely find any game
>join any game
>lost connection
>join any game
>lost connection
>join any game
>lost connection

dont use any mods
whats going on?

>>173742934
It probably means they're using a mod to hide their kicks

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>People still play this garbage instead of the best PvE experience today
What's your excuse?

>>173743385
>trashly isn't giving out codes
>no reason to not play jewverwatch

Why must you do this to me, trashley?

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>>173743385
Because that mode is literally duller than normal difficulty

>>173743385
Uprising is only gonna be around for a limited time

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>>173743385
Is it another horde mode where you need to kill X amount of bots and nothing else?

>>173743385
>game is more fun with PVE
>Its limited
keep pushing your shitty MLG pro game bullshit blizzard. Remove the fun

>>173743595
It really pisses me off that they put so much effort into temporary garbage and crates, while we still only have two actual maps added into rotation since launch. Uninstalling was painless.

>>173743385
I know right. Why would you ever play Uprising when Payday 2 is still free for 15 hours?

>>173743385
>uprising will only last for a limited time
>i'll have to go back to play payday 2 when it does

suffering

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>was in surgery today so I missed the pencil codes
How am I going to properly play John Wick now ?

>>173743385
>mann vs machine ripoff
neato

>>173744301
>actually wanting a nova shank reskin

Gross.

>>173744617
>not wanting to make your character as close to the source material as possible

>>173744730
>wanting to roleplay like a loser

>>173744525
short of, first 3 objectives is move point to point hacking, then protect the standing playload then you move with it and then you have to kill 4 Orisas. pretty fun, also unlike tf2, everyone in free pick have lines calling out enemies and stuff, same when they revive you.

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>>173730820
> Ayayayay plays
> DON'T DIE
> Rest of song begins as the wave starts
Holy shit that would make me rock hard

>>173745691
Surely this mod must exist by now.

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>>173743385
>playing overmeme

>>173741469
>>173741361
Weird, shit isn't working

Is it just me or this there no reason to use the Striker? I am missing something?

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>Payday 2 need 40 Gb of disk space now

Is there any actual (nonautistic) difference between incendiaries, HEF and frags?

Ernesto was standing outside on a balcony a second ago in scarface mansion while I was still working on the hack
I wonder what would have happened if i one shot him

>>173749094
Nothing. No really, nothing will happend, all things will go normal.

>>173748946
Yeah

>>173747264
Used to be great with HE rounds.

Used to be.

>>173748946
New grenades are basically dragons breath in a sphere, and as far as i know the only difference between HEF and frags is cost.

>>173749094
He only staggers

Whatever happened to the KickTheWick movement?

>>173750180
They released characters worse than Wick and everybody also realized you couldn't fucking control being Wick half the time

>>173750180
After so much shit flooding the crew, Wick is not the biggest threat when someone joins.

why can't I buy weapon mods

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>>173750323
>>173750385
>tfw i like every single heister
>even bodhi

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>>173741520
This mother fucking fat furry cunt still Didn't gave me my fucking Russian pack code when the thing was still valid, no fucking way I'm gonna waste more time doing this shit for him.

Ashley tell him to give me a code ;-;

One thing I hate about this bloated roster is that there's no banter between members.
Thing is with the original 4 they always got something to say to each other, made it feel more lively

>>173750931

What I'm hoping for is some big end-game event that would lead to the destruction of the gang and take the plot into Payday 3. As a result, a lot of the needless additions like Scarface, Rust, and Jimmy are just left to the side.

>>173750931
>Thing is with the original 4 they always got something to say to each other

Litterally the only interaction between them is wolf calling hoxton names

>>173751149
Keep playable
>Hoxton
>Wolf
>Dallas
>Chains
Keep as NPC/Contractor/Associate
>Houston
>Bonnie
>Sokol
>Jimmy
>Scarface
>Dragan
remove entirely
>Bodhi
>Wick
>Jiro
>Sydney
>Clover
>Rust
>Jacket
I actually like Jacket but he really does't fit

>>173751495
>he left scarface and jimmy on the NPC list

Autism speaks.

>>173751620
>scarface is new hector
>Jimmy opens up more heists in Russia
You can remove Jimmy but I am firm about Tony.

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>>173751495

Anyone that has had "canon" heists associated with them are more than likely not being taken out.

Which means Jiro and Wick are likely to be a part of Payday 3.

>>173741520
I'm down to meme for an actual powercreep pack, but a pencil is way too little for that amount of effort.

>>173751760
You can Jiro and Wick out pretty easy in my mind
>Jiro only joined for Kento, now that he has found him he has no more interest in the Payday Gang as the terms of his agreement with Bain and now lives in Japan again
>Now that payday takes place in the John Wick universe, the events of John Wick 2 make it so he can no longer continue heisting

>>173751960

You can make arguments like that for pretty much all heisters.

>Jimmy fucking died.
>Bonnie died of cancer.
>Scarface shouldn't even be alive right now. Even if he was, he'd be old as fuck.

>>173751495
Jimmy (or one of his clones) should stay.

What?
Yes i am a Jimmy main why do you ask?
>>173752123
You hear Jimmy in the end credits of HH, one of his clones at the very least are somehow still kicking about

PD3 will probably begin with 4 heisters, and the rest will be available via DLC
prediction:
>Dallas
>Chains
>Hoxton
>Sydney

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>>173752261

>>173752220
So we're now fine with clones and time-travelling dead people?

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>You make your own character in PD3
>You use voice packs from the ones in PD2

>>173751760
I'd rather have Jiro and Wick than fucking Scarface and Jimmy. They're more fitting characters for the universe. Ex-Yakuza and ex-hitman? That's fine. Sci-fi experiment man and dead gangster? Not so much.

>>173752389
I am :^), you could make Payday 3 just be Dallas, Chains, Hoxton, Jimmy and Dragan and i would buy it

>>173752389
>time traveling dead people
did you ever play the Scarface videogame on PS2? Payday goes on that

>>173752604

Well, at least you wear your autism proudly.

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>>173751729
Jimmy is fukkin dead m8

>>173751149
>Time passes and everyone is aged up
>Jiro retires to live peacefully with his son
>Dallas is the new Bain
>Chains is missing an arm or something
>Clover backstabbed everyone on mission and is MIA
>Bonnie's living with her 9th husband who she hasn't killed
>Sydney got grounded for life
>Dragan goes back to being cop which is bound to fall apart at any moment
>Sokol missed his team (and his mama) too much
>Chains is way too old to be hiesting and is missing an arm or something but does it anyway
>Hoxton and Houston still hatefuck occasionally
>Wolf fucking died offscreen

>>173750759
Ew why do you like Bodhi?

>>173752709
>he didn't stay til the credits

>>173752389
>He cares about plot in payday 2

>>173752620
You do realize Scarface would be old as all hell even if he survived the movie? He was born in the 40's. He'd be older than Jiro.

He's a fucking young guy in the game.

>>173752845
>Age: Unknown
Checkmate Buddy

why are sentries so useless
they're ammo sinks

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>>173752720
>Hoxton and Houston still hatefuck occasionally
this is the only believable thing

>>173752954
>isn't confined to a wheelchair
>looks like he's in his 30's

Checkmate, atheist.

>>173752760
I like how dumb his lines are

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>Check #Myheister
>It's all edgy shit and half of it isn't even made correctly

Guys I'm fucking scared

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>>173752765
Even so:
>1: Coke Jimmy got fucked up, but it is still possible that he had multiple versions of each Jimmy
>2: No second movie yet

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>>173752482
>Users with microphones can record their own voice packs
>these voice packs will be purely client side so if you use one people will just hear one of the default voices
>voice packs will be uploaded to the steam workshop
>Voice packs which receive many subscriptions will be added to the game officially so everyone can hear them
>the voice packs will be marketable items that see the voice actor making a cut of the profit off every sale / transaction
>if there is enough popular demand and a voice has reached a certain amount of cash grossed, a custom character will be made based upon that voice

This way we can get heisters and voices the community actually likes while maybe discovering unknown voice talent.

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>>173753239
reminder that one of those steel donuts is going to win

>>173753412
There's a few good ones

>>173753239
>Heister: Crimson
>family got killed by Satan worshipping cops
>tortured and killed them all slowly
>his mask has bloody tears, one for each family member lost

>>173753239
Don't worry we won't get some edge lord jerk off fantasy, it will be some "OC donut steel" meme shit that wins.
Also expect a lot of:
>we did it reddit XD
when the cringey as fuck winner is announced.

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>>173752720
>>Bonnie's living with her 9th husband who she hasn't killed

>console gets no updates at all
>not even to jew them
Why they even bother at all?

>>173753581
Dude this is unironically a badass idea.

>>173752765
Can't find a video of the after credits online senpai, can you give me a quick rundown?

>>173753412
OVK is aware of memes so they will probably avoid coldsteels

>>173752765
>>173753289
The easiest explanation is that he had a clone of himself that he didn't try to change in some way. So when they were escaping his lab the delay between henry leaving the room and jimmy activating the lift was jimmy playing musical clones so he could get his real body out without henry and thus akan knowing.

>>173753892
you just hear Jimmy talking

>trashly has abandoned us

This is the fate we deserve.

>>173753884

Lol ikr


Who here wants to be: "BADASS!!!"?


I do

>>173753827
pls update console

>>173754125
aaaaaaaaah thanks friend

>>173753581
Fund it

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>>173753691
>This fucker is on the front page of the Reddit

>>173754071
I said all of this but the even simpler possibility is that we never actually saw the real jimmy.

>>173754276
>a useless uzi that will forever be shadowed by it's brothers the mini uzi and bizon
but why, just give him an lmg that doesn't suck

>>173754276
Would rather have Filthy Frank in a dozer suit than lord Crimson, faggot king of the underworld, and edgy-ass 14 year's old image of "cool".

>>173754276
>heist at a police station
What the fuck would they have worth stealing?
Also don't you need to be some buff 6'4 chad to be a bulldozer?

>>173754126
Stop begging for keys you megafaggot.

>>173754276
They do know the gang has a clown theme going on right?
They do we can already use an uzi in the game right?
They do actually play this game right?

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>>173754276
That's terrifying

>>173754276
>no clown mask
fuck off with this shitty donut steel

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>>173754276
>some dweeby office guy
>gets into a program that places him on the front lines in hostile situations involving firearms...for some reason...to "make a difference"
>tired of corruption and lies so he becomes a criminal? what?
>for some reason, he's insane and talks about himself in the third person
>masks that have pretty much nothing to do with him (creator literally said on reddit that the eyeball mask was just some idea he really wanted to put into the game)

This is why you don't retards create characters or stories.

>>173754126
If you depend on a fucking tranny for your dose of codes, then you deserve to get fucking left out, megafaggot.

>>173754502
Bribes.

>>173754502

Dozers aren't 7 foot Aztec gods. They're just dudes in heavily armored suits.

>>173754502
Evidence lock up and case file boxes are totally worth stealing provided:
>the is a large quantity of drugs, drug money, and or guns in lockup
>if the precinct has case files and evidence relating to high profile criminals, these can be sold back to those criminals so the case against them may fall apart

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>inb4, Comet the SJW tranny will win because muh equality.

>>173754795
>7 foot Aztec gods

Is...is that...is that a JoJo reference?

>>173754521
the cops are corrupt(?) and liars(?) so i'm going to join the criminals to kill em all(?)
also we rob some police station(?) when we've broken into two fbi hqs?

Jimmy voice update when?

>>173754276
>THIS guy takes the ex-doser idea and if i made a ex-doser myself i'll get called a copycat

i fucking hate reddit

>>173754957
Plus you can't draw

>>173754276
>ex-dozer
wouldn't he be dead before he got the chance to quit

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>>173755012
that too

>>173754881
nah its gonna be pic related

Too many fair-skinned heisters.

We need people with obvious darker complexions.

African woman heister is gonna get it, boys. Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.

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> mfw contest is full of trash and no matter what cancer they pick as winner it will still be terrible.

>>173754276
>couldn't just make it a Falling Down reference, had to make it an ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

Who had the heister idea where it was a Japanese girl with a white and red okami mask?

While I do think a Japanese girl for a heister seems like it's way too obvious of a scheme to appease the weebs that consist of a good portion of the playerbase, I really did like the design of the mask.

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>>173755104
Here's the 4th image mentioned

>>173755270
I want another jap or a arab heister
bonus points if its a woman

I'm surprised nobody just rip off the Joker's Red hood origin story yet
>comedian fallen on hard times, turns to robbery
>turns out to really good at it, made enough for him and his family to retire
>gets fucked before retiring, family is dead, becomes a drunk delusional instead of taking a chemical bath
>bain tracks him down, sends him through rehab and makes him a new member

>>173755509
>jap

Too fair-skinned. Needs to be a Vietnamese person or someone darker-skinned.

>Arab

Possibly.

>>173755460
cringing irl

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>>173755460
>Using sarcastic to describe your personality

>>173754881
Her mask is pretty cool tho

>>173755380
>an actually good Falling Down type heister
I never realized how much I wanted this

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>>173755104
Also i found this

>there will never be an otaku heister that adores the payday gang
>he will never wind up as part of the gang due to a series of coincidental shenanigans and persistence

I'm thinking like a Buddy from the Incredibles-type character.

>>173755824
You literally just described Sydney

>>173755872

But will she wind up betraying the gang because they don't respect her?

>>173754881
Things won't end well if that gets chosen. I am would fully expect people to get kicked from games if they use that character, and someone might even make a mod for it. Such a mod would probably be popular considering the amount of non-western players there are, but that is not to say that western player probably would do it as well. There will be people offended by this and they will try to petition overkill to do something about people kicking others from that character. Overkill will not want to get involved in the shit show because of how it could not be rectified in anyway. Since overkill would do nothing the "gaming journalists" and their hordes of flying monkeys will descend to throw shit at the community and company which will do nothing to fix the issue but will just rope even more people into the shit show.

Also a few things
>is an SJW but is involved in violent crime
>lazy character writing will probably make being a tranny the single most important thing about the character, which would be brought up at every possible chance just so you don't forget over a 10 second time span
I mean I have no problem with equality in characters but I hate seeing the sort of Lisa Simpson "A GIRL WANTS TO PLAY FOOT BALL" bullshit get called good simply because it is diverse not because it is actually good.

>>173755810
>OH YEAH SAWRY CONTROL I WAS JUST OUT FOR A FUCKIN' RIP, BUD

>>173754916
I'm not defending the character, its shit, but I am justifying the idea of robbing a police station.

>>173754502
According to the FBI files
>Application for this program has the highest percentage in the force, but acceptance is the lowest. That tells me a lot - everyone wants to be a dozer, but very few meet the requirements. Physically huge, and they need to be to move around in that suit of armor. They're the toughest line we can draw.

>>173756108
>>173754916
>Not wanting to take a shit on Garret's desk

>>173756017
desu i want him purely because the rest of the choices are shit, and the fact he wears flannel

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someone post the old mexican man with the cactus nose on his mask. That's the only one of these create a heisters that's even come close to being decent

Why the fuck did Overkill think this contest was a good idea.

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>>173754276
>see thumbnail
>think its shaun of the dead
>view full pic
>disappointment

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>>173755971
They already don't. Bain had to convince them to let her join

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>>173756312

So, are you saying the edgelord's wet dream doesn't stand a chance?!

The legions of retarded 12 year olds say otherwise.

If the winner was decided by the community we'd be fucked up the ass, oh wait, OVK decides, that's just as bad.

if anything i want a male irish heister, make him a former IRA member or some shit i d k

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>>173756432
>one of the guys at overkill said that this was their favorite

>>173755810
I can already tell the cops scream when this heister is around with that mask
>A FUCKING LEAF
also everyone will call him leaf in any of their native languages.

>>173755810
>tartan shirt
>generic lumber jack look
>flag mask
>named Polar
0/10 I deem too meme supreme for the team

Really though, with all the regional identities available he chose a hot mess of memes. And that mask! He could have chose inspiration from any number of sources such as early Canadian military, British (empire) or French influences, and various aboriginal tribes just to name a few. But no he had to act dumb.

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>>173756432
>if the community decided the contest
You're giving me nightmares. Seriously, this contest was a bad idea from the start. Nothing good can come from a community based around a game about crime when OCs are involved.

>>173756498
Did they... Did they really

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>>173756432
Is that angry joe?

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>>173756498

Wonder who.

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>>173756645
worst move can any company do is allow a OC. Is like this fuckers dont know about how deep the autism is with this people, is like they have to do 1 thing right and 5 wrong.

>>173756645
Just pray we get a script to insta-kick whoever uses the new trash OC character soon after it's released.

>Inb4 will be John Wick 1.0 all over again.

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>>173756640
>change his name to Moose
>his battle cry is "there's a moose loose aboot the hoose, eh?"

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>>173756652
>>173756691

>>173756996
I have a script that allows me to block whatever character I want

https://mega.nz/#F!AFJwibRD!d04EBdfiTSRgI7taPksrxw

Use this after the heister is released.

>>173757515
This script is more autistic than the shit i saw on the contest

>>173739575
>>173739830
>>173740078
>>173740095
The objectively best rate of making cash/time is Aftershock DW/OD.

Aftershock DW is $24 mil payout for 13 minutes of heisting. Almost $2 mil / minute. Nothing else really comes close to even hitting $1 mil / minute with two exceptions. OVK really wanted you to like their microtransactions.

Then it's like:
- Mallcrasher OVK with a saw (because there's a little under $3 mil cap on loose cash on Mallcrasher cuz nerfs so DW+ is pointless). In and out in 3-5 minutes. Closest you'll get to $1 mil / minute.
- ECM rushing Shadow Raid OD with 4 people. Get about $6-$8 mil in 5-6 minutes (including card screen time and rebuying) and depending on how good you are at opening the crates and dumpstering them ASAP.

These two are autistic options. You're not even V-100 so don't even think about burning your sanity on that shit.

Then it's:
- Rats OVK/Mayhem/DW/OD, cook 7 bags, secure 11 bags on Day 2, secure all bags on Day 3. $20+ mil for about 40 minutes of heisting. $0.5 mil / minute. This is a drastic difference from the first two but this is the best you'll get from basically every other heist. Hoxton Breakout, Big Bank, Hotline Miami, etc. etc.

My advice? You're not even V-100. Don't worry about the grind and use the opportunity as a lv 100 to do some harder shit, try builds, maybe even do DWs and OVKs. The moment you hit V-100, you're going to have so much money you're going to be greentexting about burning a billion offshore on wasted cards within a couple weeks.

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>>173751495
Please don't remove jacket, there's never going to be any more hotline miami stuff outside of payday

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>>173758004
This

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You know a Big Man Tyrone character would be pretty easy to make what with getting all his voice lines for only 5 bucks.

>>173758428
this is one meme i can get behind

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>>173758004
>>173758050
>most of the newest jackets is by a crazy tranny who thinks he is multiple characters.

>tfw Almir is dead

>>173758528
what did he meme by this?

>>173758528
What?

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>chains' actor is in hospital for a serious injury after an accident on set

He...he's going to pull through, right?

>>173758778
Wait, seriously?

>>173758778
WE NEED YOU BUDDY
fucking hope so, also what accident?

>>173758778
GET THE FUCK UP

>>173758778

Isn't he filming in the Infinity Wars or something?

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>>173758778
Im checking his twitter and i don't see anything. My nigga Chains is inmortal

>>173758778
Explain?? I hope he's okay

>>173758778
I want to mail him some pickles and a get well soon card.

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>>173759630
Don`t act dumb

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>>173758778
>zero source

>twitter is fine

Terrible bait.

Chains' actor is perfectly fine.

That dipshit posted for (You)s and you're giving them to him.

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Well, shit.

>>173758778
>CHAINS IS IN A PICKLE

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tfw no qt catboy heister

>>173761237

That isn't a catboy.

That's a cat.

I TAKE YOUR FUCKIN' BULLET

>>173761302
A cat is fine too.

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So i heard that armor skins start droping only after scrime spree level 100. Question - does that mean cards that i got after level 100 or cards that i claimed after level 100?

>>173761637
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>173761637
You can start getting special cosmetic cards after level 100.
You don't get skins from normal loot drop cards.

>>173761708
I want to know how to farm armor skins you idiot.
>>173761714
>after level 100
Is it max crime spree level or current spree level? My max is at 255 and i did separate run from 0 to 105 to farm cards and not a single one dropped.

>>173762186
I don't know. I assume it's current crime spree level since I haven't gotten any armor skins below level 100.

>>173762324
So it's just my fucking luck i guess.

how do I move dewith explosives?

how do i move deployables with explosives?

>>173762837
you don't

>>173762837
Place deployable on moving object
Deployable now has physics

Oro, Sandman, Viper, the one by Angus Burger, the one by that one porn artist,and Calavera are like the only the decent ones

Mine may actually have a chance

>>173763118
post picture or link them

>>173763118
the porn artist and angus made heisters? got links?

>>173763363
https://twitter.com/MayorYashy/status/850799828439314433

https://twitter.com/PaulMcIcedTea/status/849620857978847232

>>173763118
Post yours

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>>173763156
>>173763767
I'm afraid of being judged by random strangers on the internet

>>173763869
Had you only posted or linked what seem to be the current front runners you could have blended into a crowd...

>>173764009
Yeah, but I didn't want to toot my own horn

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What is /pdg/ opinion on the crook perk deck for one down?

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Since we have Jacket, Scarface, and Jimmy, would it be too crazy to get someone from Killing Floor?

I mean, if we can get a guy from a Sci Fi movie, why can't we get a guy from a post-apocalyptic mutant game?

>>173765467
Mr. foster pre-apocalypse is the obvious choice

>>173765370
that you lose 10 dodge for the fucks of it and bullseye basic would give you better defense.

>>173765764
How quickly you forget about Kevo the Chav.

>>173764159
Come here and I'll toot your horn.

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get it?

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>>173677986
What's good heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Painting Yourself Into A Corner (pink_panther)
- Saint Francis (voff_1)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- My Bodhi Is Ready (daily_my_bodhi_is_ready)
Brought to you by Bodhi.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>173767340
pig you ab out tea leaves wind vacation bark howl down owen wilson devil thot flowers salad bruce lee dying tooth egg around

>>173767661
good

>>173767719
source pls

>>173767719
is that benis

>>173767719
post penis please trashly