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/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist & Payday 2 General

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a fucking pencil edition

Previous thread: >>173524213

>Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/

>Daily dose
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQurVANglNV/?hl=en
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAkUx83NTUw&index=5
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First for gay scalies.
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Second for a fucking pencil.
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third for twitch/leddit babbies killed ashley
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the faggiest dlc of all times
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>>173623694
Why Jacket looks like a little boy?
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6th for Sokol+Balaclava
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>cosmetic feature is just hints, not a way to shut off the appearance of weapon attachments
>new bot stuff will probably conflict with Better Bots while not being as good
At least some of the new skins are okay.
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Hey atleast we are gonna get green bridge right?
right?...
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>>173623987
>new bot stuff will probably conflict with Better Bots
please no
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>>173624086
never ever
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>>173624106
I really hope not because there's no way in hell they actually fixed bot pathing or them being stunlocked by turrets. I think Better Bots is the only reason my bots don't throw bags away randomly, too.
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>>173623987
What does better bots do better than having bots with fucking inspire
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>>173624350
Making bots instantly headshot any and all cops in their line of sight. If you mean technically making them more effective.
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>>173624350
It gives them actual pathing so they don't run around like chickens with their heads cut off and fixes target priority so they don't just spend all day shooting at shields they can't hurt. Watching the video, though, at least this means we can change their weapons. Having all the DLC characters just use the default car-4 like Chains has been setting off my autism forever.
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>>173624350
>Bots will automatically mark Tasers when they are tased
>Bots can dominate cops
>Bots can melee cops and Shields, knocking them down and dealing 1/4th of their health in damage
>Bots can dominate, intimidate, and mark NPCs independently, rather than sharing a timer for these actions
>Additionally, bots will not mark enemies who are already marked, increasing the variety of marked enemies
>Bots have had their "aim delay" and "focus delay" values set to 0, enabling them to aim and shoot at enemies immediately
>Bots can now hit targets at any range, including Snipers
>Bots have had their "run_start" and "run_stop" animations removed, enabling them to better keep up with players
>Bots no longer have hurt animations heavier than "light hurt," preventing them from being knocked over due to damage and also preventing "stunlocking" from too much damage at once, like from turrets
>Bots will use human player outlines when playing in offline mode
>Bots will wear the Lightweight Ballistic Vest and either a doctor bag or ammo bag (chosen at random) to make them appear more human (note that the bags cannot be deployed and the armor does not increase their durability, both are purely cosmetic)
>Bots will automatically reload their weapons if they are out of combat and their magazines are at least half empty, rather than only reloading when their mags are totally dry
>Bots' targeting has been overhauled, prioritizing enemies based on distance and focusing on specials
>The bots' code for intimidating civilians has been improved and optimized for performance; bots will shout at civilians immediately if they are not on the floor, no matter what
>Bots will mask up immediately when a loud sound is made rather than waiting for the alarm to go off
>Enabling the use of invulnerability frames like human players
>Forcing arrests by Cloakers rather than downs
>Enabling independent domination of cops, rather than just assisting with your own dominations
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>>173624869
sounds fucking broken
fuck off cheater
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>>173624869
>>173624554
>>173624512
Shit I've been using the mod for so long I completely forgot how many features it adds that I thought were all just in the base game.

I'm installing the open beta right now and going to test if it is compatible, but from the patchnotes it doesn't seem like the update actually changes the AI in any way, just gives them more abilities and the boosts
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>>173624869
>Bots have had their "aim delay" and "focus delay" values set to 0, enabling them to aim and shoot at enemies immediately
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>>173624869
man if it does all that you might as well just cheat
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>>173625040
Even if it causes problems, it'll probably get fixed pretty quickly.
>>173625018
>>173625151
>>173625162
>putting bots on the same level as players is cheating
So playing with other people is cheating too? Really makes you think. Really activates those almonds.
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>>173624869
>>Forcing arrests by Cloakers rather than downs
With inspire I actually prefer having cloakers down them because you can't inspire arrested bots
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>>173625294
>on the same level as other people
>three bots running around the map literally instantly killing anything in their line of sight
I guess if you're playing with other cheaters.
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>>173625567
>this is what good goys actually think better bots does
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>>173625567
>three bots running around the map literally instantly killing anything in their line of sight

Bots don't have skills, compared to the player they do jack shit for damage and are helpless against dozers on the higher difficulties.
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>>173625567
Optional setting, sweetie. I don't use it because I like shooting things. It's worth it alone for
>don't get stunlocked
>better pathing
>not throwing bags away right away
>actual target priority
>not going full retard if you get downed and constantly being stuck between killing the enemy and getting you up
>helping you dominate cops (I turned off independent dominating because it's annoying)
So they're still not quite on the same level as a person in my game, but it's helpful. Their damage isn't great but I like killing things myself so I don't mind.
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>>173625725
Nice argument.
>>173625751
>B-but muh skills that totally matter when the cops aren't a threat anymore
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>>173625907
Compared to the player they do jack shit for damage and are helpless against dozers on the higher difficulties.
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>>173626076
Like that matters when they have perfect aim.
I've seen your "better bots" in action. They mow down cops faster than any pub player.
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>>173626254
>he can't keep up with bots
Oh, I see the problem here now. I agree, normals too hard.
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>>173626359
>can't keep up with aimbot
Exactly
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My biggest wish is that jacked had at least 2 lines for "hands up"

>ARMS OUTSTRETCHED
>ARMS OUTSTRETCHED
>ARMS OUTSTRETCHED
>ARMS OUTSTRETCHED
>ARMS OUTSTRETCHED
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>>173626798
>can't kill faster than bots with DEFAULT WEAPONS
normals too hard
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>>173626359
>>173626898
Stop it, you're gonna hurt his precious feelings.
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>>173626898
Having better bots before the AI update is no big issue but if you pile it on the new mega buffs and better weapons they're getting it will be a fucking stroll in the park
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Best update in a while.
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normal is too hard
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Easy difficulty when?
It's unfair that I can't play the game I paid for because normals too hard thanks to me not being a hardcore gamer chugging several cans of redbull per heist for 24 hours a day, some of us have lifes you know Overkill?
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>>173627024
It'll be fine. Like I said, I use it for utility, not for the extra killing power. I also have it set to balance the difficulty as if the bots were real players. I just want bots who aren't assfuck retarded.
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>he plays babby tier OD
>he plays it with 200damage memeguns
>he thinks he's good because he can unload into brickwalls that funnel in one at a time like retarded dwarves
>he doesn't play DW+
>he doesn't fight off huge hoards of cops that actively flank and rush your position
>he can't play the game with any gun he wants because he NEEEEEDS his 200damage metagun for those brickwalls

baka
OD players are babbies who might as well be playing overkill.
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>says its a pen
>is a pencil
dropped
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>>173627348
well i mean, you cant let them get cuffed instead of taken into prison, that's gonna be super op because the buffs go away when they are taken into custody, hence why the buffs are so strong, so you gotta keep an eye out on your children. and so on.
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>>173627575
>pen is short for what
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>>173626076
>jack shit for damage
>bots dealing a constant stream of 40 damage headshots at 10 rounds per second
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>>173627832
for pen
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>>173627832
Pen isn't short for pencil, they're two different things.
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>>173627575
>>173627832
>>173627918
>>173627976
the word for pen and pencil are the same in swedish so the devs are probably just idiots and translated it straight over
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>Free is justification for a lot of things including one worse stats(coupled with a few better stats elsewhere).
Daily reminder that the game will never be fixed because people like this
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>>173628458
?
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>>173627832
penitentiary
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>I don't know what I want but know how to complain when I get things I don't
Daily reminder that the game will never be fixed because of people like this.
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>>173628540
People are defending the five seven pickup even when judge does the job better
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>>173628898
Isn't the judge also free or did I misunderstand what you meant?
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>>173629002
If it's free than it's okay to be shit is what people are saying
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Any ideas? I want some exclusive shit
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>not playing heisters exclusively with their associated perk deck and signature weapon
I'm actually kind of enjoying being Bodhi
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>>173630095
>even more reasons to play scarface
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>>173630095
>not exclusively playing the PD:TH heists using PD:TH characters and weapons while wearing suits and using PD:TH deployables
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>>173630095
I downloaded a mod just to block Bodhi. I do have certain weapons I use on certain heisters, though. Sokol mostly uses Russian weapons. Jacket uses stuff that's in Hotline Miami (and is dodge only). Shit like that.
>>173629002
I think his point was that a lot of the free weapons are too similar and kind of low-effort.
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>>173629920
Shit, I'm gonna go with hydrogen chloride
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Post you're are crew
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>>173630818
I'm 20% sure.
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>>173630724
I made Bodhi palatable for myself by getting the Jerma voice pack for him.
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>>173630858
>meme masks
>no sokol

0/10 try again
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>tying civs in solo now
h-he's fast!
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>>173629920

What?
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>>173630876
NO, WAIT!
That should have been sode!
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>doing first world bank
>start solo
>people doesn't start joining until i am at the dumpster truck loading in the loot
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>>173631030
>interact with objects 90% faster
>interact
>90%
>faster
Yeah man this totally is not better than having other players in my team

The only downside to these bots is that they count towards the difficulty modifier, so you get the full number of cops a 4 player team would have, but on stealth that is not there so...
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>>173630858
I'd pick vanilla masks, but I don't want to be a nerd
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>70% dodge
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>>173632164
Is it possible to give everyone the same mask? I want a crew of Stigs.
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>>173632167
>100% chance to dodge
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>>173632367
yeah boyyyy
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>>173632446
>>173632167
Highest you can get right now with the bots is 85% while riding a zipline.
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>like shiba inus
>memes have turned it into a meme dog
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>tfw no space marine heister
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>>173632779
>tfw no bazinga heister
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>tfw
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>>173633380
>>173633559
you're killing my soul
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>>173630858
How do you do that?
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>>173633747
That Dallas had one too many medic bags.
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>>173633380
>Sydney with wolf mask
ree
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>tfw can finally match correct weapons and characters
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>>173633380
>>173633559
>>173633694
>>173633747
>female wolf
>white chains
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I keep getting this when trying to access the crew management thing
Application has crashed: C++ exception
[string "lib/managers/menu/menuscenemanager.lua"]:1071: bad argument #1 to 'ipairs' (table expected, got nil)
I already removed beardlib but I dunno whatelse can be causing this
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>>173634283
holy shit
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literally all you need for a good cosplay is the mask

thats the only thing you need

how do you mess that up?
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>>173634614
>everyone wearing their mask except Bonnie
truly a shameful display
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>>173634614
>Bonnie wearing wolf's mask
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>>173634283
>>173634614
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
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>>173634765
>>173634695
good memes
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im so sorry about this
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>>173634823
>Jacket
>you know I had to do it to em
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>can't make jacket bot use jacket piece
If they just add smgs to the weapons list i will be happy
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>>173634930
>double chin peaking from under the mask
it reminds me of this pic of a group of cancerous cosplayers
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>>173634823
>fat jacket
seems like all that pizza made effect
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>>173635213
Is this some sort of reference?
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>>
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Why does dallas and wolf attract the worst cosplayers
>>173635572
>texas sized dallas
>>173634930
>big bad wolf
>>173634614
>Bonnie
>>173633380
>Sydney
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>>173635213
Some of those are alright, mostly the Johnnys.

Also props to black old Joseph up there.
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>>173630858
Dallas is doing alright with 10 shot bursts from the M308, Chains can defend an area pretty effectively with the Buzzsaw I gave him and meanwhile Jimmy is killing snipers with his shotgun.
Time to do a bot test between the Jocelyne, Macaroni and Breaker.
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>>173634823
Every time someone cosplays Jacket with the first result of "letterman jacket' on Google shopping, an angel dies
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgs2C_Tkg3E

AI can inspire every 6 mins
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>>173635991
>>173635580
>not posting the tier list
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>>173636703
It's actually 2 minutes if you got 3 bots.
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>>173636703
>generalmcmemeass
no thanks
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>>173636625
Every time somebody cosplays Biker with a shitty puffy vest instead of a sleeveless hoodie I want them to die.
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>>173636826
whats wrong with him
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>>173635749
>>173635392
These two physically hurt to look at.
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A FUCKIN PENCIL. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT
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>>173636907
Eh, doesn't really bother me that much. I've never actually seen a payday cosplayer wearing the proper suit, it's always something generic.
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>>173636912
>whats wrong with generalmcreddit
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>>173637089
>WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT
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>>173637226
?
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>>173635213
Pantsuit lady and green hair girl both have really good wigs
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>>173637260
fuck off
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I made that pencil post last night quoting the guy from john wick 2 and then they add a pencil melee today. I predicted it. I am a genius. I can see into the future.
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>bot teammates can now use inspire

i-is this the real life?
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>>173636826
>>173637226
t. given
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>>173637490
t. reddit
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>>173637371
>whats wrong with him
>durr hurr fuck off
you tried
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Can someone post all the new bot skills/boosts with descriptions please? I'm away from my computer.
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>>173637105
pls don't post that picture it triggers me
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>>173637767
>implying i need to explain why some shitty reddit tier eceleb is bad
why don't you fuck off to reddit
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>>173638050
you mention reddit alot, if you're so familiar with it maybe you should fuck off there instead
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>>173638050
i watch him, not reddit
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>AI has crew bonuses

Wait, what the fuck? And regular players don't?
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>>173638152
>>173638214
>hurr durr ur reddit
fuck off reddit
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>>173638289
t. reddit
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>>173638269
No, the boosts affect the players, not the AI.
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>>173638269
it's new beta feature, so yes
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>>173638050
But he's literally our guy
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Unsurprisingly, Breaker >>>> Joceline > Mosconi
For some reason, both the Breaker and Joceline reload much faster than the Mosconi. And they seem more accurate besides.
On a side note, the Buzzsaw is fun.
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>>173638348
don't make me hurt you
>>173638486
>DUDE ////////OURGUY///////// LMAO
dumb reddit talk please fuck off
>>173638546
>le donacdum reddit meme
dumb reddit talk please fuck off
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>>173638625
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>>173638625
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>>173638625
dumb reddit talk please fuck off
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>>173638625
Dumb redditor
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>>173638694
>>173638706
>>173638796
>>173638820
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>>173638625
someone didn't take their medicine this morning
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>>173638884
>le bait reddit meme
dumb reddit talk please fuck off
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My biggest question so far is can you give a bot a dragon breath rounds steakout?
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guys

please

stop
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So does opting in the "beta" still treat the game as normal (I'll keep my xp/cards/ect I earn in the beta)?

Sort of saying it's not like playing a PTR right?
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>>173639094
you can't give them special ammo
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>>173639215
fuk, thanks tho mang
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>>173638884
>bait meme
dumb reddit talk please fuck off
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post yfw medicbag
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>>173639151
Yes.
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So does anyone else think Rust looks like like Will Ferell?
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>>173639543
rust is fucking ron perlman are you genuinely retarded
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>>173639543
dumbass lol
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>Bots give players advantages
>Also seem to have damage/health advantages that the modifiers give you in crime spree (can't confirm but I've NEVER seen bots kill enemies so quickly)

AFK solo crime spree to 250 with bots and jokers is going to be fucking trivial
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So does anyone else think Ron Perlman looks like like Will Ferell?
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>>173639673
HEISTERS
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So if you opt in the beta you can only play with people in the beta right?
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>>173634120
ok
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>>173640024
literally kys

will ferrell is the worst fucking actor on this planet
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Did overkill just forget about this plotline?
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What did they mean with this
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>>173640551
They're telling you not to use the saw
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>numerous spelling and grammatical errors for these loading screen hints nobody even gives a fuck about

Why did they even bother?
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I believe I've cracked the code
Overkill as a company does not exist outside of DLC packs
When a DLC pack is announced, they all scramble to make models and animations and code
They have from the announcement to the release
This is the only way I can explain the fact that they are ALWAYS late, ALWAYS buggy, and ALWAYS untested
The other explanation is that they have no care for QC, at all, in any form whatsoever, which is equally likely but I think that them being lazy on purpose rather than sheer retardation is less likely
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>tired of OyveyShill's shitfest of DLC
>Pirate Perfection's site is garbage
anyone got a mega for the latest DLC/Skin unlocker?
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>>173641105
https://mega.nz/#!v5dERSjT!s1VDulE7jBsj3nuNbRUORMtuT8J4tekPP5MDFJkIt04
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this guy is a fucking idiot
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>>173640815
it might have something to do with Diesel engine thank fuck PD3 wont have it
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>ovk trying desperately to get as many people to buy as much of their dlc as possible before they quickly announce and release payday 3

ayy lmao
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What happened to the guides in the OP? They are so out of date.
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>>173640815
o-oy vey! you can't expect an independent game developer to work all the time. we- I mean, overkill spend so much time creating quality free content for our fans, you should be grateful for all the content we add to this game for free, and buying DLC is a way to support us in getting more quality content to you ;)
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wait what is this
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>>173641105
http://www.mediafire.com/file/smnef4afuxehths/DLC+Unlocker.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/file/6zp030kdx2bkq07/Armor+Unlocker.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/file/adfhrx9p271pvdx/Skin+Unlocker.rar
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>>173641542
dumb faggot
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>>173641542
tournament is the speedrun versions of slaughterhouse and one other map
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>>173640463
tfw no werewolf heister to be knotted by
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>>173641397
god I hate reddit
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>>173641221
thanks family
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This game is shit.

This general is shit.

Kill yourselves.
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That's rude!
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>>173641390
no one cares anymore
this game died when they went through with the microtransaction safes on top of all the dlc they were pushing and hasnt recovered since
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>>173641105
>latest

it's been the same since it's creation you fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>173641940
we know, please stop reminding us
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>another mod is added to the game
>but done worse
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>>173633380
>>173633559
>>173633925
>>173634614
>>173635572
>>173636146
>white chains
every time
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>>173640551
>Wolf
>Missing data
Nope, everything is working as intended.
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>>173642927
Brother's gonna get arrested if he dresses up like a masked criminal
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>>173640462
Honestly I'd rather watch him than Seth Rogen's vomitous acting or producing ever again. Ferrel's just largely inoffensive "ecks dee ran dom" humor, Seth is more of the unbearable LAMAYO WEED AREN'T I A 'COOL' AND 'HIP' GUY FELLOW YOUNG PEOPLE?
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>>173641221
>>173641549
>>173641105
Enjoy auto-kick from like 90% of lobbies.
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>>173643170
>tfw it's really hot when they choke while sucking your dick
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>>173641662
Literally what about that image has you buttblasted, that's like the most harmless, feel-good shit I've seen all day.
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>>173643458
I thought skin unlockers don't mark you as a cheater
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>>173643458
host your own game?
also who wants to play with shitters anyways
>>
>>173643604
It's praising something that overkill made for the wonders of the internet
overkill does not bring people together
the internet does
fuck
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>>173643626
they do but most people don't give a shit
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>>173643964
no they don't
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>>173643543
>tfw bf likes this but can't control my gag reflex to get it deep enough
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>>173643458
host your own to avoid the good goys
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>>173644060
Just throw up on his dick you pussy.
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>>173644060
>not having a vomit fetish
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>>173641390
I think the guy who made them just left.
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>>173644339
but I was specifically told not to do this
>>173644396
>having shit tier fetishes
I don't play Sokol, thanks
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>>173644773
>not having a shit fetish
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>>173644773
>unironically not wanting to be throatfucked until you puke all over your bfs cock and he cums and you lick him clean of cum and puke
>>
So does this mean we can use bots to get 4 man cheevos now? Cause fuck you guys,
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>Bots are better at Santa's Workshop than 100% of pubs
Now if only they could get the bots to stop dropping their bags all the time
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>>173645784
Better Bots fixed it :^)
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Anyone got some pencil codes they wanna drop?
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>>173646341
sent ;)
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>>173644916
>>173645215
Put your trip back on, Trashly
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>>173646341
Wait, you're supposed to need a code for that? I'm using bad goy DLC unlocker
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>>173646584
>being a bad goy for a fucking pencil
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>>173646535
trash is a vanillafag, they only like public stuff and basic hentai memes
you're talking to real degenerates now, anon kun
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>>173646847
>A FUCKING PENCIL
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>>173646847
>being a bad goy for all the dlc in the game
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>>173646868
>no art of heisters getting fucked to death by swats/fbi/etc
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>>173647347
>fucked to death
>>
I'm starting to consider just sticking with bots for heists like Framing Frame day 2.
They defend the objective when you tell them to and with 3x Breakers they're more reliable than pubs.
>>
Who is coming to my house for the annual /pdg/ Easter Dinner
>>
>>
>>173648035
Will you be serving pencil codes?
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>>173648035
Only if we can cuddle while playing Payday The Heist
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>>173648035
Ashley is going to be there?
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What the fuck was his problem?
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>>173648035
are the gay scalies complimentary or do we have to provide our own
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>>173648035
Flying fast as a shark.
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>>173648035
are the medic bags complimentary or do we have to provide our own
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>>173649329
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>173647347
Someone linked a cloaker fucking a hole in clovers throat a long time ago
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>>173648035
are the thermal paste complimentary or do we have to provide our own
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>>173649435
Not gay enough
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>>173649594
ew fag
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>>173648035
Do you have codes, thermite or C4?
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>cop ai will never be fixed and not limited to framerate
>cpu performance will never be optimized
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>>173649741
There was a mod that fixed this but I can't remember what it was called
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>>173648085
posting my favorite.
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>>173649435
i don't care about it if it involves chicks
>>
Okay. The cops, they're bringing in reinforcements. Tonfa units incoming.
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>>173650019
Well, yeah. I mean implemented into the base game so I don't always have to host. Performance still tanks with a lot of AI regardless.
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so, how is this new AI teammate shit?
Are they better for any purpose other than damage sponges now?
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>>173650153
Yes
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>>173650256
wow, post-op Ashley came out pretty good.
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>>173648658
CRASHING THIS PARTY WITH NO C4,
NO THERMITE, NO CODES
>>
Whats the worst primary/secondary combo
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>>173651630
Saw/Saw
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>>173651630
piglet/saw
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>>173651853
>piglet is bad
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>>173651630
RPG/RPG
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>>173652298
>reloading for 12 years
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>>173652298
why piglet when you can arbiter and mag reload
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>>173652298
would you say there are no bad weapons?
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>>173652565
Why Arbiter when you can China Puff and actually deal damage?
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I'm russian and i don't like Sokol, he so annoying
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>>173653081
Because arbiter is more fun
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>>173653330
le cyka bylat meme
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>>173653354
I do admit it's more efficient if you use Incendiary rounds though.
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>>173653330
I'm American and I like Dallas.
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>>173653469
also hate this meme, now it represent all russians which is sad, but they kinda deserved that
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>>173653525
Everyone likes Dallas
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>>173653330
I love Jacket!
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>>173653330
what do you not like about sokol? he's ok i guess, but sometimes his voice is a bit annoying.
>>
>you will never be able to disable the appearance of weapon attachments
IT'S ALL I WANTED
I SAW "COSMETIC FEATURE" AND I HAD HOPE
YOU FUCKED ME OVERKILL
YOU FUCKED ME THE WAY I WANT TO FUCK ASHLEY
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Hey buddy. need a medic bag?
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>>173655064
Already have one, thanks anyway friend :)
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>>173654773
>but sometimes his voice is a bit annoying
thats what i mean, he trying too hard
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>>173653081
Arbiter does enough DMG as long as you're not in one down. Or at least that's how I feel.

Also it can snipe for you if you're using like an LMG or something.
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so the open beta prevvents you from finding matches with other players?
thats kinda shitty
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>bots now better than pubs
Where were you when Overkill saved Payday?
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>>173653330
I love Sydney!!!!!!!!!
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>>173656006
Do robots still walk in front of SWAT vans repeatedly even if you call them?
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>>173655976
seriously is just my game or can you really not find matches in the beta?
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>>173655976
>>173656865
If you're in the beta, you are in a separate Crime.net pool as the rest of the population because of a version mismatch.

This is why nobody likes OVK's retarded betas that they never take feedback for.

Suck it up and switch back. You doomed yourself to having to re-patch your game the moment you started anyway.
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>>173657050
Yeah I suppose its my fault for just assuming everyone would switch over to the beta the moment it came out
hopefully the beta ends soon because that AI shit actually looks kinda fun
>>
Do bots still have unlimited total ammo in the beta? Seems like giving them one of the guns that only really has total ammo as a downside would be pretty broken.
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>>173655976
>>173656865
>how_to_spot_a_newfag.png
every beta does this
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>>173657050
>This is why nobody likes OVK's retarded betas
Isn't this just how every beta works?
>>
>make money
>it all goes offshore
why
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>>173657647
they keep it offshore to restrain themselves from blowing it all on guns
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>go infamous again
>do jew store on OD 2 times to basically get to level 40
>actually play some heists
>repeat
when will infamy past 5 actually do things
>>
>>173657647
I think the Idea is that they basically put it away for when they decide to retire or shit and only keep a small amount for day to day use and to help fund new heists and shit
Though remember in Canon the crew won't have done each heist more than once with the exception of the Banks so the bloated as fuck offshore from doing watchdogs or whatever a million times
>>
im almost level 100.

What mission is best for leveling up fast?
>>
Look at this shit
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=browse_cat&cid=30

how long till oveyshill steals this mod's idea (like they did with the bag throwing thing) and give us fully customizable heisters
>>
Hoxton breakout
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>>173658345
Keep joining OD heists until you find a cheater, they aint hard to find, then if you are lucky he will spam bags in Cookoff or something
I went from level 56 to 100 in a single heist because of one
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>>173657840
>they instead blow it all on weapon mods, masks, patterns and colors
>>
Is it because of the sudden influx of reddit retards that people are just answering questions without referring back to the post that has the question?

See: >>173658776
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>>173658863
>buying anything other than tinted love
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>>173658345
Cooking 7 bags in Rats OVK+ usually nets you some of the better exp/time rates in the game. There are other that are better like doing a few dozen/one hundred bags in Santa's Workshop DW but those require a huge time commitment that you can't just walk away from because there's no place to hide and cops walk off with the bags and kill the elves.

7 bags on Rats OVK+
Big Bank
Hoxton Breakout
Hotline Miami
etc.

The objectively best one is still 4-man ECM rushing Shadow Raid OD. Even with the -30% xp reduction and all the xp nerfs OVK could throw at it, completing it 10+ times an hour is still the best way to grind. 0 to 100 in 4 hours, repeat 25 times. But you're not autistic so just stick to multi-day loud heists, secure *ALL* loot, and cook all the meth.
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>>173653330
I'm floridian and Jacket is pretty cool.
He needs a alligator mask though.
>>
Does anyone have a full list of loading screen tips?
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>>173653330
I'm fat and I like Bonnie
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>>173653330
I'm a girl and I fucking hate Sydney, Clover's okay, and Bonnie kicks ass.
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>>173653330
I'm a whiny bitch and I like Hoxton
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>>173653330
I'm level I-28 and I like Bodhi
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>>173659329
>0 to 100
>need atleast 1 point to get ECM
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>>173661926
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These are my masks
I like my masks
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Am I still able to earn armor skins from Crime Spree while on the beta
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>>173662174
If I pull them off would you die?
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>>173662174
These are my masks
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>>173661926
You only need 2-3 minutes to get 12 bags. You can get carried by teammates for the first 1 or 2 rounds.
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>>173662748
>>
>>173662174
Nice sneks
>>
>>173661926
>need atleast 1 point to get ECM
in what universe do you need to spend skill points to get deployables in 2017
>>
Is there a mod that lets me switch profiles? Sucks having to remake it on another slot
>>
>>173663507
the console universe I suppose
>>
>Unironically wearing animal masks

Explain yourself.
>>
>>173664552
Snakes are cute
>>
>>173662174
YOU LOOK LIKE A SNAKE
>>
>>173646847
Seriously, is the pencil like a promo thing? I just assumed it was a shitty new melee weapon they threw in because it takes 0 effort to make.
>>
>>173664347
you have fucking 14 profiles
>>
>90% interact speed bonus
>Open the door in Heat Street before Matt is inside the van
>Ride the van until it disappears
Never playing with other people again
>>
>there are people in this who don't use Jimmy
>>
>>173665161
In this general*, I fucked up
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>>173665145
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>Headshotting dozers from across the map
You have 10 seconds to explain why all of your bots aren't using breakers.
>>
Where the fuck is the tranny? I need my free pencil code.
>>
emm, guys?
>>
>>173665384
Apex skin is still broken.
>>
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>>173665447
There was a thread posted on the steam board under a minute ago.
>mfw I swiped one from it
>mfw I use the DLC unlocker anyway
>>
>kill hoards of cops
>nobody cares
>kill civilians
>bain throws a hissyfit about how hard it will be to negotiate release
>>
why is overkill so shit at menus
why can't I make it so I just filter anything lower than Overkill
why are songs not in a drop down menu yet
>>
>>173667506

Imagine if they you could filter by contact and then by heist, and if you could scroll through the heists rather than have to click through.

Better still imagine if the filter menu had tick boxes so you could specify certain difficulties and contact or certain heists.
>>
>>173664552
I play as Jacket
>>
>>173665123
Does Wick use a pencil in the movie(s)?
Maybe a reference to the scene in Dark Knight? From fucking 2008
>>
>>173667931
In the second movie, it's referenced that he once killed 3 peopl at a bar with a pencil.
>>
>>173667971
referenced in the first movie when the boss dude is talking to his son

seen in the second movie
>>
>>173668242
I didn't watch all of the second but I remember it being mentioned in the garage when he's stealing his car back. I only watched part of a cam rip with a friend. Up until he's getting suited up in Italy.
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>throw a bag toward the van from max distance
>turn around bag mid flight to go get another one
>[LOOT SECURED]
>>
why does jacket spout random page numbers in the safehouse? is there some sort of secret hidden in a book?
>>
>>173653330
I'm aussie and I fucking hate that cunt Sydney
>>
>>173668885
its the code for the website
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>>173668935
what does the code do
>>
>>173669036
New pencil melee weapon DLC, like Partyhat
>>
>>173669036
i cant tell you
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>>173669073
give code and where to put the code
>>
I wish my hazubando was real
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what the fuck
>>
is the 5.7 bugged or is the pickup rate actually that bad
>>
>>173669554
i put code
>>
>>173669898
Its pickup rate is something like 0.3-0.5 bullets
>>
> the payday gang composes of mostly bank robbers
>they also take jobs that don't involve robbing banks
>>
>>173669898
Yes it sucks balls really hard
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>can finally give almost every DLC character the gun they come with
>can finally stop getting my autism set off by everyone except Wolf, Dallas, and Houston using the same Car-4
>>
Do henchmen have unlimited ammo?

If so why not just give them heavy weapons (minigun, gl, flamethrower, etc)?
>>
>>173669898
It's shit. If you can you should just make a script so you increase the pick up.
>>
>>173670176
PDTH had only one bank robbing mission, they're just heisters.
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>>173670698
You can't
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>>173670698
>>173670873
pic related
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>>173670534
But in payday the heist Wolf uses an AK, and Chains uses a shotgun (or a lmg like in payday 2), and Hoxton has a 308.
>>
>>173671278
how is your autistic rambling in any way related to what i said
>>
>>173670534
>>Wolf, Dallas, and Houston using the same Car-4
>Wolf uses an AK, and Chains uses a shotgun (or a lmg like in payday 2), and Hoxton has a 308


bonus round:
>>my autism
>how is your autistic rambling in any way related to what i said
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>>173670534
Those aren't the guns they use fuckface
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>>173671512
>>173671662
You might want to reread what I said. Here, I'll even highlight it for you.
>EVERYONE EXCEPT [THEM] USING THE SAME CAR-4
Are you people retarded or just illiterate?
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>>173671717
>Are you people retarded or just illiterate?

You do know what except means right?
Example:
>I play payday regularly except when I am busy.
Except means something is an exception as in it doesn't adhere to a common rule or trend.
So the above example can be reworded as:
>I play payday regularly but not when I am busy.

Similarly your post can be reworded as:
>can finally stop getting my autism set off by everyone who isn't Wolf, Dallas, and Houston using the same Car-4

Here is another example:
>Most everyone in this thread is literate and mentally well, except for >>173671717 who is illiterate and admitted to having autism.
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>>173672307
>can finally stop getting my autism set off by everyone who isn't Wolf, Dallas, and Houston using the same Car-4
That is exactly what I meant. Every character in Payday 2, if controlled by a bot, uses a Car-4. How retarded are you to try and argue against that? Are you fucking stupid? You a fucking abortion survivor? If you promise to kill yourself I'll pay for the gun.
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>>173672417
Pardon, every character EXCEPT WOLF, HOUSTON, AND DALLAS, uses a Car-4. I'm so mad I can't even type right.
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>>173672417
>you a fucking abortion survivor?
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>>173672863
Abortion survivor is a great phrase. But I really am glad I'll finally be able to equip guns other than a Car-4 on most of the cast. It always annoyed me that the ones who come with their own guns don't use them.
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>>173672518
First, calm your autistic rage.
Second off take a minute to review what you said:
>can finally give almost every DLC character the gun they come with
So you want to equip your characters with the weapons they are shown as using in the canon.
>can finally stop getting my autism set off by everyone except (who isn't) Wolf, Dallas, and Houston using the same Car-4
So you are fine with Wolf, Dallas, and Houston using the same Car-4.
>Every character in Payday 2, if controlled by a bot, uses a Car-4.
Further evidence that you are fine with the Wolf, Dallas, and Houston using car-4 rifles.

BUT WAIT THERES MORE!
>>But in payday the heist Wolf uses an AK, and Chains uses a shotgun (or a lmg like in payday 2), and Hoxton has a 308.

The above quoted post draws attention to the fact that while you stated that you wanted to give each character the weapon that is associated with them in the canon (so that it will quell your tard rage), you are not in fact following through with your own wishes as you are fine with "Wolf, Dallas, and Houston using the same Car-4".
>>
/pdg/ -Payday 2 and Grammar
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>>173673797
Leave the retard alone already
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>>173673797
>So you want to equip your characters with the weapons they are shown as using in the canon.
Just ones who actually came with their own weapons. Like Dragan, and Clover.
>So you are fine with Wolf, Dallas, and Houston using the same Car-4.
Wolf, Dallas, and Houston don't use Car-4s. That's why they're excluded.
>Further evidence that you are fine with the Wolf, Dallas, and Houston using car-4 rifles.
They don't use Car-4s.
>you are not in fact following through with your own wishes as you are fine with "Wolf, Dallas, and Houston using the same Car-4".
No. I am excluding them BECAUSE THEY DO NOT USE CAR-4S. A Wolf bot uses an mp5 and Houston/Dallas bots use AKs by default. Don't bring PD:TH into this either because I'm talking about Payday 2 specifically. I am specifically talking about equipping characters who have their own weapons WITH those weapons. You are illiterate.
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>>173672518
>>173672518
JFC calm yourself you autistic abomination
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whats the worst primary, secondary, and melee
i need them for a thing
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>>173674009
Val worst weapon, hands down.
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>>173674009
Your favorite ones
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>>173674009
Minigun

Arbiter

Chain whip/HLM2 Hammer
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>>173674009
Saw
Saw
Briefcase
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>>173674074
>piglet
>cmp
>any of the knives
i mean you're not wrong?
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Remember when the saw was useful for killing dozers?
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>>173674260
It still has the same use it did in 2013. There were always better things (like guns for example) to kill bulldozers with. They're just shit against non-green dozers.
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>>173674009
akimbo chimano compact
chimano compact
The scarface phone
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>>173674260
Remember when the Clarion was really good?
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>>173674351
I have never been able to use it because of the sights.
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>>173674351
It's still good nigger
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>>173674386
Yeah, it's a pretty bad sight. But it was ridiculous for a while. Haven't touched it since the rebalance, though.
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>>173674079
>>173674085
>>173674168
>>173674347
>all these wrong answers for worst primary
A modded Val is worse than an unmodded AMCAR.

Sokol brings the worst gun.
Sokol is worst boy.
>>
How long do you guys estimate till the beta for the new team AI shit ends and it goes intot he main game?
Because I wanna try it out but I don't want to have to wait 20 minutes every time I wanna switch between Hosting with AI or join randoms
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>>173674009
Pretty sure the gecko is the worst primary
that thing has so many unique mods and no way to make it any good or appealing
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>>173673959
So now after autistically screeching and failing to have basic reading comprehension, you add additional information which having been left out of your original post changed the meaning.
If you simply were able to understand who other perceive things (which I know is a problem for people with autism) you would have included said information like so:
>can finally stop getting my autism set off by everyone using the same Car-4, except Wolf, Dallas, and Houston who already use custom weapons

You see, including relevant information can change the meaning of a sentence.
For example:
>Anon >>173673959 wanted to take his uncomfortable bicycle helmet off, but he could not.
carries a much difference meaning if you include additional information:
>Anon >>173673959 wanted to take his uncomfortable bicycle helmet off, but he could not because it was the only thing preventing him from accidentally hurting his tard brain.
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>>173674009
G3 with the assault kit.
Awful recoil pattern, half the damage of the normal G3 but with the same ammo pickup, shitty magazine size and reload speed, shitty stats all around.
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>>173674867
Okay, I see the problem here. I assumed you had basic knowledge of the game, but you don't. You could have just asked instead of being a fucking retard. I'm blocking you now so don't even bother responding, you fucking faggot. No wonder your mom killed herself.
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>>173674009
fire axe
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>>173674009
Chainsaw
What a disappointment
>>
How do I change my AI's loadouts? is it a mod? will I get a badgoy marking for installing it?
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>>173674921
I'd have to agree.
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>>173675176
>"Pen"
>ITS A MOTHERFUCKING PENCIL
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>>173674932
>Okay, I see the problem here. I assumed you had autistic knowledge of the game, but you don't. I could have just attempted to see my post as others would see it, instead of being a fucking retard. I'm tarding out now so don't talk to me or my wife's son even again. No wonder people say I lack the ability to understand social cues.
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>>173675176

cool
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>>173675176
Got E2DCQ, thanks based tranny of goy codes

Also post cute benis pls
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>>173675176
>2AEYQ
used
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>>173674009
Got the first ONE
Thanks buddy
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>>173675176
T4F0R claimed.
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>>173675175
Open beta
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>>173675176
got 2whb4.
Thanks.
Where are the HLM/syndey pack codes? also, how long have you been giving out codes? I cant believe that someone would buy codes for people on 4chan for more than a week.
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>>173675176
Got the QIN2H
Thanks
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>>173675176
got Z28H4
sankyu~
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>>173675176
What is this?
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Pls stop crashing my blt
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>>173675503
It's a gay pencil
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>>173675176
id suck on that gay pencil of yours
>>
>>173675504
ugly frog
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>>173675176
>too many activation attempts

Fuck this gay earth
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>>173675385
I installed the open beta through steam and I still see no option to change the AI's loadout and stuff. Am I retarded?
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>>173675929
Possibly
>>
>look away for ten minutes
>pens
DANGIT
>>
>Cant roll 4 Houstons so I can hear DONT ACT DUMB constantly
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>>173675975
fuck.
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>>173676020
Shit melee, the Pen codes are Party Hat tier
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>>173676020
Quick anon, some are still not taken!
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>>173675176

Quit posting fucking useless pen codes and post actual DLC, you fucking dumb slut.
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>>173675176
Those are pens, not penis. Try again.
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haha okay im gonna go to bed now cus im sure ashley wont post codes as soon as i leave
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Friendly reminder to not jump on shields, shield spawn points, and dumpster lids.
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>>173675176
Why would anyone rewrite a code for a fucking pen?
>>
looking for people to do hoxton breakout stealth if anyone is interested.

just reply with your steam ID
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>>173677229
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>>173677229
Id/akillerbee
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>>173677229
Id/Pokerdan99
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>>173677357
>Daniel
>Reddit
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>>173677357
>>173677328
>>173677250
are you guys taking the piss or what?
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>>173677442
?
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>>173677229
id/toquina/
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>>173677229
i thought you couldn't stealth that?
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>>173677818
It's a loud only heist, no shit
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>>173585035
What's good heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Mass Murderer (any_300_kills)
- Record Low Crime Rate (any_6_jobs)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Jacket's Secret Identity (daily_secret_identity)
Brought to you by Jacket.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>173677818
You have to lockpick the wall at the start instead of using c4.
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>>173678005
>lockpick wall
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>>173677818
He just wants (you)s
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>>173678148
>he doesn't have Mouse-like aced
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>give Wolf a thanatos just to see how the new AI works with it
>in heist as far as I observed he was fireing it like it was just a reskin with the rate of fire and sounds it was making
So the guns are just for customisation purposes? kinda shitty but still neet
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>>173679319
Got XR
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>>173679319

REEEEEEE STOP POSTING PEN CODES, GIVE DLC CODES

also post the source images you teasing fuck[/source]
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>>173679319
Got 9Y5M5, Thanks
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>>173679319
Thanks for posting at this time so the dumb americans won't steal everything instantly, got 0LHTV
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>>173679319
Got 2MI52, thanks!
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>>173679319
Thanks a lot, I'm visiting relatives for Easter and my 9yo nephew came looking from behind my shoulder and saw these huge anime tits. At least I got a code
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>>173679929
a new animefag was born today.
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>>173679319
Q4FE9 clamed.
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>>173679319
Took OT3EM
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>Friend keeps getting a crash related to raycasting when someone in the match is using the 5/7
Thank you Overkill.
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>>173681097
Remove all mods, restart the game until it stops crashing, then put all the mods back in.

It's weird but that fixed it for me, also does it only happen when someone is using the 5/7? For me it happened as soon as I got close to a killed guard, killing him from afar with the 5/7 and then getting close to the corpse would crash the game, and meleeing a guard would also crash the game.
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>>173679319
took 43xft

thanks qt
>>
Is Trashley straight or gay?
He has a husband but posts hentai girls
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>>173681256
Friend had no mods, but it was inside of the bot beta. It's only while using the 5/7, it was something I was using so we troubleshooted it and went through my gear removing it one thing at a time, it only stopped once I switched my secondary away from it.
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>>173681494
if only there were 3 options
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>>173681494
Mentally ill
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>>173681494
only traps
go figure it out yourself
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>>173681535
I should add, it wasn't after killing anything, it was just as soon as the friend joined the game or I joined the friend's game.
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>>173679319

oh are you posting codes again? have the redditors left?
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>>173681604
Does he have HQ quality models on? There was a bug that caused the game to crash if you joined with it turned off when someone was using the new mod gadgets.
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>>173679319
Got AMIRP, thanks.
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>>173681706
That never happened, it was always beardlib bitch nigger
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>>173681860
Beardlib crashing was a completely different bug because they pushed an update that caused it to crash for everyone regardless of loadouts. They quickly reverted the update.

Next time do your research
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So why doesn't extra loot get you anything on crime spree?
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>>173682042
Gotta crime fast
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>>173682042
people unironically play crime spree?
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>>173682107
3 achievements to get Mega Rust that is shit, and le free armor colors
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>>173682107
It's fun
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>>173681986
Prove it fucktard
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>tfw trashley doesn't like you so codes are only ever posted when you're not near your computer
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>>173682681
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>>173682814
all taken
>normal codes when?
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>>173682814

Yeah, I'm gonna need the original image on that one, mang.
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>>173682814
Why are their boobs morphed together
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>>173682814
thank you for the code you harlot now begone from my lands!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>173682814

Y-you wouldn't happen to have any Humble Mask Pack 4 codes, would you?

...or the image source?
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>>173683003
Did i violate the law? I can pay the fine.

>>173682978
Science

>>173682901
Unlikely.

>>173682940
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>>173683081
you dare attack my king!!! taste my steel!!!
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>>173683081

thank you based trash
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>>173682814
arigatou
>>
>>173683129
>king

Is this a reference to jojo
>>
post codes
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>>173684116
No codes for you for being a bad goy
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>>173684278
but im a good goy using dlc unlocker
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>be level X-89
>menu says that rats will be enough exp to level to 100 in one go
>cook all the meth
>get the money and meth on day 2
>get all the money on day 3
>level 94
???
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>>173684368
get good
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>>173684368
Maybe it didn't calculate the community xp bonus.
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So, what's the meta now that you can customize the AI's weapons ?
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>>173685373
It definitely did, but the third day gave me only 80k exp total instead of the usual 1+ mil.
Apparently if only 11 bags of cash spawn on the third day you barely get any exp on that day which just seems stupid.

>>173685397
AI weapons are just cosmetic, but have fun having to fight through 4 players worth of cops on your own and some still shitty cops even with the boosts
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>>173682814
>got a code one and half hours later
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>>173685591
Ameriflaps are asleep, codes aren't being taken.
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>>173685591
Same
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>>173685637
yep best time to post normal codes but there are only fucking pencils ;D
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>>173686002
>guy who made it can't even figure out how to put the design on a papercraft, nor does he have access to a printer
???
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Do bot weapons not matter in the new system or are youtubers talking out of their ass as always? Still didn't catch up with all the news.
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>>173686523
Only weapon type matters, guns of the same type behave exactly the same for the bots. For example a bot with the little friend will never fire grenades.

And even then it's not even that much of a difference, as bots with snipers can't even shoot through shields.
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>>173686672
Well that's disappointing, but at least the boosts are good right? From what I've seen they're insane and unfortunately I feel like they're going to nerf them too much.
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>>173686752
You get 50% faster reload speed, 90% faster object interaction time and inspire on bots with a 2 min cooldown. You also get 3 of some smaller buffs like more hp, more dodge, more concealment, small health regen, more ammo pickup etc

But with a big downside, the new bots count towards the difficulty modifier so cop spawn rate and count will be the same as in a 4 player lobby. Since the bots themselves are barely stronger if at all stronger than they used to be it might actually be harder to solo heists than it used to be.

Stealth becomes objectively easier however, a lot of objectives become trivial with the interaction speed boost and there is no downside.
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>>173686996
Oh alright, thanks. One more thing, wasn't that update supposed to be live today? Someone said they only put it up on a beta client or something.
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>>173687163
Yes, you have to opt into the open beta to access the crew management feature
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>>173686996
if you click the "no i don't want bots" button does any of that shit like the object interaction time or reload speed still kick in?

i'm sure the difficulty increase wouldn't
...right overkill
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>>173687192
Thanks.
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>>173687231
Those bonuses are bot abilities you have to select in crew management. Unless they fucked up you won't get them.
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>>173687231
The boosts are part of the bots being in the game (not sure but I heard the bonuses might also go away if they go into custody). Playing without bots will give you no boosts and go back to the cop count of having only 1 player.
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>>173686996
>Bots count as a player
>Drastically increased enemy spawns
>Bots have same hp and dps.

Yeh i'll check this out because that just seems silly.
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>>173687447
If it turns out to be true then what was the point of the update? It was supposed to make the current solo with ai easier not increase the spawns.
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>>173675398
>buy
Oh no, trashley doesn't buy, they suck off almir for codes
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>>173682814
Just took 3DMDH, surprised they weren't all taken already. Thanks.
>>
>>173686002
If this wins I hope they trash the backstory and make his backstory like the movie Falling Down.
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>>173687447
It really does seem silly, I tested out Brooklyn 10-10 DW with the new bots and once I got out to the streets I got greeted by endless waves of huge amounts of cops. That plus the turret that spawns there and it was just a completely hopeless situation.
>>
Are crime sprees worth it in terms of xp?
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>>173688645
as far I noticed they are worth Cards and coins wise.
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>>173688645
Their exp payout is mediocre, but you can wait with redeeming the reward until after you go infamous and instantly get a level boost.

Money is pretty decent, and it's undoubtedly the fastest way of getting continental coins and card drops.
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>>173634614
Surprised nobody did this
Feeling I might leave it like this, what kind of AI loadouts are you guys running?
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>>173689071
>Running
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>>173689071
Bots can't hit shit with snipers.
R
E
A
K
E
R
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>>173687367
The bot bonuses disappear when they go into custody.
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>>173682814
I took 8X85I, thanks

Where do you get the images you're using, some personal collection or any website in particular?
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just took PMH06-NJ04A-W3GBR
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>>173682814
redeemed ENH3M
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>>173682814
Got the top one, thanks.
It's hilarious how most of the time people think it's taken already.
>>
>>173693958

Not really. Everyone knows that a lot of them are still up for grabs.

It's a useless nova shank reskin. Hell, some people are straight up getting it by PMing some people off of leddit.
>>
>>173685637
>ameriproud
>already got the dumb pen in the first image it was posted in
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>>173685553
>Apparently if only 11 bags of cash spawn on the third day you barely get any exp on that day which just seems stupid.
The Day 3 exp trigger only happens if you get more than whatever you got on Days 1+2.

So you needed 12 or more. Did you lose bags?
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>>173695412
Now that I think about it, when I got all the briefcases opened HudPanelList said there were 12 bags.

So it might just be that I fucked up and threw one in the water or that a cop stole one of the bags without me knowing.
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>>173682814
Took TGEQJ, thanks ashley
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>>173695562
Wait going back to what you said earlier, did you mean that Crime.net listed the potential reward to be like +1100% xp or whatever?
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>>173695721
Yeah, I did election day beforehand and Crime.net stated it wold give me +1100% exp for the maximum reward (9 million exp)

I never come anywhere close to the maximum reward however, I guess that also counts getting all the gage packets and having all possible escapes trigger or am I missing something?
>>
Does Trigger Happy refresh it's buff timer if you keep hitting with it or does it run out on a fixed timer once reaching max benefit?
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>>173695875
>I never come anywhere close to the maximum reward however
>I guess that also counts getting all the gage packets and having all possible escapes trigger or am I missing something?
No, that's why I asked.

Crime.net shows you the maximum possible exp according to the configs but a lot of the times it is impossible to hit it.

For example, Shadow Raid has a maximum exp based on the fact that the real cap is like 28 bags or something when the map will only ever have like 24 max. So whatever the max Crime.net lists for Shadow Raid will always be a lie and you'll probably hit only like 75%-80% of that.

This was implemented because Steam forums got buttmad during Spring Break 1.0 when everybody was ECM rushing Shadow Raid like crazy to hit XXV-100 and declared that all pubbing was dead. Per-bag exp was implemented specifically because of this. This was their idea on how to nerf Shadow Raid until they "fixed" the heist to prevent ECM rushing but they never got around to it so Shadow Raid sits in the shitter and other heists suffer the same problem. Rats probably has like a higher bag cap and nobody at OVK cared enough to bother to changing it.

Still, +1100% exp in the 90s range is a lot. I wonder what the fuck it thinks the max possible exp for Rats is.
>>
>>173695926
Each time you hit someone you get a new buff, which stacks up to 4 times. The buffs don't refresh when you hit a target more, but just gives you more buffs and each individual buff has it's own timer not connected to the rest
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>>173696330
That makes sense, I did rats again, getting all bags and actually getting the bonus exp on day 3.
With infamy exp boosts, community boost and 20% stealth bonus I got a total of about 4.5~5 million exp counting all days

Crime.net still says the max is more around 9 million however, almost twice as much as you actually get.
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>>173696356
I see, it makes more sense when I re-read the description. "Stacks" being the keyword.
>>
Every time I enter a lobby in the beta, everyone else but me crashes. Crash log for them says [string "lib/units/weapons/raycastweaponbase.lua"]:133: attempt to index field '?' (a nil value).

What the fuck am I supposed to do? I'm running absolutely no mods. Not even the BLT hook itself.
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>>173696330
>Shadow Raid has a maximum exp based on the fact that the real cap is like 28 bags or something
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure it's 32 bags. So you'll only ever hit like 60% of whatever Crime.net lists.
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>>173696904
Tell them to turn hq weapons on.
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>>173697119
That doesn't work, they still get fucked.
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>Friendships are First Known in Hardships
Japanese proverb

Are we getting Kento as a heister or as a Safehouse trophy?
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>>173697617

Green Bridge prisoner isn't Kento.
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>>173697668
This confirmed?
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>>173697778
yes, overkill's search for kento website
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Type %8 on the chat
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>>173697778
Have you bothered to read the days in the fucking kento page?
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>>173697816
>The Search for Kento
>We never find him
T-thanks
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>>173697778
>how to spot a retard in one post
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>>173670534
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=12852
Still works with the beta from what I have tested, if you set the henchmen to default and the mod option to a different gun it goes with the mod option.
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>>173697119
update said they fixed it
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>Stone Cold 2017 tomorrow
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Does anyone have the pic of Jacket wearing the BBQ mask?

I need it
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>>173699008
LEAVE MY DRUM&BASS ALONE, SIMON
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>>173698174
You sure got me there, anon.
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>>173699215
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Stopped playing this game in early 2015. Has much changed and is it worth getting back now. Craving for some good co-op.
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>>173699215
>Not posting the full pic

COWARD
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>>173700143
I cropped it because I don't need that gay shit
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Happening
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>>173682107
>people unironically play a new gamemode
wow
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>>173700342
Oh yeah I forgot...papergang....
I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT LIKE WHO FUCKING CARES
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>>173686209
literally right there on the bottom right
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>>173700482
i care
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IF WE DON'T GET RAINCOATS THERE WILL BE RIOTING
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>>173700741
>raincot with ICTV and some retarded non normal mask
Yeah lets see how it will work. Also where is my BODHI POOLS REPAIR SUIT BAIN?
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I need a good photo of Almir for >>>/v/373514419
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>>173700741
They didn't bother with the counterfeit suits, why should they with the raincoats?
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>>173700549
He just edited one of the images on the site, but on reddit he talked about not knowing how the template works or how it would look like when put togheter, and that he has no printer nor can he get to one because he has a broken hip.
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>>173700741
You speak, we listen! Now releasing raincoat armor skin
Keep those helmets flying ;)
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>>173700883
>>173700741
>>173700848
The raincoats are already in the game files, but they are almost just reskins of the suits.
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>>173700964
ha
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>>173700883
Because they just added armour skins and this would continue with the trend

>>173701071
Prove it you motherfucker
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>>173700741
>>173700848
>>173700883
>>173700976
>>173701071
>>173701195
https://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/135514151378851734/

i made a post about this

bump it with some shit
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>>173701323
>Trying to get me to play meme down

Fuck outta here
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>>173701412
>not getting cheevos

git gdu
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>>173701195
Texture files for the sleeves were found in the game files, while they might make new models for the rest of the body this is currently how the sleeves look like
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>>173700372
>people unironically play a shit gamemode
wew
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>>173701504
How do you know they aren't just placeholders?

Also, if this is the case, they might actually make it a skin you can unlock/buy via ridiculous amounts of shekels.
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>>173623694
>they finally add armor skins
>the one single skin that matches my mask is the rarest one
Goddammit.
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>>173701645
We don't, but this is what is in the game right now so we will just have to wait until it comes out to see if it will change.
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>>173701532
>people shitpost unironically about new gamemodes
hmm
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Anyone got any ideas about the code? The best anagram I have from all the letters is "Aide Parolee" which would make sense for breaking some cunt out of jail I guess
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>>173701798
>people bitch about others calling a game mode what it is

really gets the noggin a joggin
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What's the point of bots getting staggered by damage? Makes no sense and makes them trash.
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>>173668904
I'm irish and I dislike clover
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>>173701981
They don't stagger in crime spree :^)
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>>173675504
%2
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>>173679319
>>173682814
>I'm going to wait to give out codes
>post a shit load in less than 24 hours later

Is like you want to bring leddit here just to beg for more.
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http://www.overkillsoftware.com/thepuzzle/
Puzzle is finished, shit have shitty mask
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>>173702352
So what was the code anyway?
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>>173701412
where is that rare dragan from?
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>>173702352
What was the answer?
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>>173702352
Is that just for the first cunt that gets in or is it more than one retard getting to make a mask?
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>>173702352
>my 2 favorite masks gets mega'd
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>>173702479
DISREGARD THIS POST I SUCK COCKS

MEGA BONNIE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
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calaca > death
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>>173702446
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1291652/
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>>173702352
>Puzzle Solved By SokolRussianBear

>Of all of the apocalypse masks, they chose sans
Fuck me, conquest is just cooler, It would be 10/10 if it was a full mask like war.

So we are just going to get mega Sokol or something, congrats to that the ledditor I guess.
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>>173702352
>Another mega that is just shitty glowing eyes without the scars even glowing
Seems COP mask were the actually ones that they put a bit effort.
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>>173702352
Nice, i was wondering how long it'd take someone.

>>173702167
I sent codes to Reddit as well.
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Are henchmen using base or modded weapon stats?
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>>173702727
Good, my COP masks are special. People see these fuckers and they're like "Wow, this guy must be good at the game. Right on mate!"
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>>173701656
>got it from the armor safe
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>>173702739
Ash, is it possible to suggest to OVK to remove staggering and increase the speed of bots so that they can keep up with players? Trying out beta now and they still get left behind 100m or more .
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>>173701885
Do we have a new puzzle somewhere? The only one I'm finding is already solved with "sokolrussianbear".
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>>173701656
>tfw I can "How you doing fellow cops?"
also that skin is piss cheap or will get even lower since the safe can easily drop it, there are like 6 skins in the safe.
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>>173702352
What was the code?
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>>173703104
Naturally, Overkill didn't reset safe drops when they released armor skins so now that I got my drop, it turned out to be a community weapon safe.
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>>173703130
LEPORIDAE14
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>>173703247
>LE
>DAE
jesus overkill we get it you love reddit but please stop
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>Paper titan dozer has the old sword instead of the shield and titan hammer

Fucking why.
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>>173703885
Sword looks cooler
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>>173700741
kys retard, raincoats are ugly af. do you know nothing of fashion
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Anyone else having a problem where your friends crash when they join your game in the beta?
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>>173705276
I just crashed twice in beta while starting from preplanning. Guess I can't host games.
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>>173705276
I have lost connection and crashed a few time in the beta from just trying to joing other people or whatever
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Wolfhud looks fucking horrible, why people use it?
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>>173706778
Why do people use any hacks? They want to win and rob themselves of any accomplishment.
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why do we need to read the instruction manual for the piglet everytime we need to reload?
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>>173706778
because people like numbers popping on the screen like it is a Korean f2p mmorpg.
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>>173706778
I use PDTH hud with Custompanel so I can still useful information
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>>173706778
People can't understand how to play a game without crutchs even when the game already has a ton of them
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>>173702352
>the original winner (SokolRussianBear) reportedly didn't even enter a code.
>Apparently, logging into the Party Hat website causes your name to pop up as the winner.

Leave it to overkill to fuck up the smallest things.
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This fucking assholes better release another 2 gig patch full of bug fies only. I spent the last hour trying to play some safe house raid and 9 out of 10 times i couldn't even join the fucking game. It was either an infinite loading or crash at 97%. WHAT THE ACTUALL FUCK. Yesterday everything was normal.
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>henchmen allows you to do every heist with just the original 4 gangmembers

Fucking hell this is a brilliant feature.
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>>173707803
>tfw this fucking feature makes me play more solo
Why the fuck I want to play with 3 shitters when I can just play with Hox using akimbos, Wolf a shotgun, chains a LMG and all of them wearing their mega mask instead some Pink shit meme mask?
>>
Now that your AIs increase cop spawns like players, they go down way more. Not like it matters, because with quick interactions you can just pop them right back up.
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>>173707993
Bots can't use akimbos
Also bots now count towards the difficulty modifier so have fun fighting 4 players worth of cops with bots instead of actual players
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>>173707993
>hoxton

>not using m308

Eat shit you anti-social fuck
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>>173707993
>can play Hoxout as the original gang, maximum comfy of busting out your old buddy instead of playing as Scarface, Jimmy, Rust and Sydney

>can go maximum comfy doing FWB in clown masks without any bullshit

I'm confused how thankful I am that Overkill did this.
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>>173623694
this is some retarded question but when overkill release a new safe do they remove the drops from previous safes? because i really want that armor safe but they released another safe.
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>>173708253
On the flip side I can make everybody weebs.
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>day 9
>still literally do not give a single fuck about Jiro
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>>173708135
>Also bots now count towards the difficulty modifier so have fun fighting 4 players worth of cops with bots instead of actual players
So like I am already doing with pubs but with something actually useful covering me? sounds good, I sure will miss some fag killing 20 cops while I'm already for the 200, also will do the objectives faster thanks to the buff, can`t say this is a buff for one autism though.
>>173708208
So might as well make wolf use the AK and chains the Brezzer or whatever was called.
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>>173700259
Anon, I have some bad news about that artist
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what were the canon classes in TH?
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>>173709018
Assault(Dallas), Sharpshooter(Hox),Support(Chains),Technician(Wolfie)
Basically it was a fucked up mix up.
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Dallas is brains
Chains is Muscle
Hoxton is looks
Wolf is Wildcard
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>>173709584
> Dallas and Bonni - Masterminds
>Chains and Sokol - Enforcers
>Wolf and Dragan -Technicians
>Houston and Clover - Ghosts
>Hox and Jiro - Fugitives
Rest are advertisements and shit characters
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>>173709820
>Dragan
>technician
>Sokol
>enforcer
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>>173709971
>Sokol
>grinder perk deck
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>>173709971
Other way around, then
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>>173709820
>Sokol
>Prodigy genius who built a giant elaborate drill for a casino heist
>Enforcer

>Dragan's just a big strongarm man who hasn't built anything whose perk deck relies entirely on being in the middle of everyone and hitting them with melee
>Technician

???
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>>173709820
>Dragan not enforcer
>Missing sidney (I know its shit) also an enforcer
>Bonnie not another enforcer
>Sokol not technician
Real mastermind is dallas, reason he is the "leader"
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>>173710089
>skinny female

>Enforcer

Where the fuck did you get this one from

What next, a literal toddler is the Enforcer in the crew?
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>>173709820
>Bonnie
>Sokol
>Dragan
>Clover
>NuHox
>Jiro
>Not shit characters
WEEEEEEEEEEW

I'll give it up that Jiro wouldn't be so bad if his character didn't have autism
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>>173710032
>Sokol
>the guy who was recruited because he was a bank-robbing genius with a BFD
>enforcer
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>>173706884
>not stealing from everyone including yourself
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>>173710089
>Missing sydney
>Clarify the rest are shit
I referring to Shitney and Rust specifically anon
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>>173709820
Dragan's specialty is infiltration, but also he's pretty much Croatian Dallas

in my head the crew operates like this

A Tier Loud jobs
Dalas, Hox, Wolf, Chains

B Tier Loud
Dragan, Sokol, Bonnie, Jiro

Stealth
Dragan, Houston, Hoxton, Clover

and then Jimmy, Jacket, Wick and Bodhi were special contractors who helped them out once on their respective jobs but aren't fuill time employees, although they let Jacket live with them.
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>>173710208
Do you like anything?
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>>173710296
I forgot syndey and rust because syndey is just knockoff female wolf and Rust is the worst character in this game
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>>173710219
He's a russian engineer.
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>>173709820
>Bonnie
>Mastermind
But Bonnie's a crude meathead. I mean I love her for that but she's an Enforcer.
>>
to be fair to that anon sokol designing the golden grin drill is a fucking asspull that never gets mentioned in game and was only referred to in one trailer
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>>173710296
>Dragan in the stealth crew
>His lines complain about stealth
makes more sense Sokol or Jiro with them.
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>>173710296
Dragan's special ability is only called Infiltration, which makes no sense since it's all about beating people up.
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>>173709971
>>173710089
>>173710528
> Dallas and Dragan - Masterminds
>Chains and Bonnie - Enforcers
>Wolf and Sokol -Technicians
>Houston and Clover - Ghosts
>Hox and Jiro - Fugitives
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it's also my headcanon that everytime the gang leaves to go do a job Houston gets excited like a puppy and then Dallas has to tell him they need him to clean up the safehouse so he can't come with
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>>173710694
>gets excited like a puppy and then Dallas has to tell him they need him to clean up
But Anon, that's Wolf
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>>173708135
>Also bots now count towards the difficulty modifier so have fun fighting 4 players worth of cops with bots instead of actual players
I can't do loud mayhems on pubs but I can now do solo death wish louds with bots in the beta. I think it's just fair that the bots increase the amount of spawned cops.
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>>173710416
Yes. I like Dallas, Chains, Wolf, and Houston because they aren't memes. All created before PD2 decided to transition to tryhard humor.
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>>173710954
AHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG
AYO CHAINS IS IN A PICKLE
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHA SWEDEN YES
DONAC DUM
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>>173711028
Anon is being no fun, but those were all memes made the community

Except Wolf. He's always been tryhard edge.
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>>173710208
Does NuHox mean Houston or PD2 Hoxton? Either way, they're both garbage.
>>
literally every character in payday 2 has the exact same fucking personality

their voicelines when they're played by a bot are more personable than when they're a person
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>>173711028
Yeah notice how those are simply memorable lines and not specifically stupid shit.
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>>173711262
Reason why I have project phoenix installed, so they talk like bots and interact a lot more than fucking robots.
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>>173711335
If only it didn't fuck up your game in 10 different ways. Sucks the best mod for Payday 2 isn't actively maintained.
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>>173711335
When I had it installed a while back the mod didn't let me tell bots to hold position. Was that fixed? I kinda want them to talk but it kills it for me that they won't stand still.
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post your heisters you made for the #myheister
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Payday group chat a shit,
anyone wanna help me get the akcar cheevos?
>>
UNDENIABLE TIER LIST UNDENIABLE TIER LIST

>COMPLETELY OVERKILL TIER
DALLAS, CHAINS, WOLF

>OVERKILL TIER
DRAGAN, HOXTON, HOUSTON, JACKET,CLOVER

>OK TIER
SOKOL, JIMMY, SCARFACE

>SHIT TIER
BONNIE, BODHI, SYDNEY, JOHN WICK

>BELOW SHIT TIER
JIRO, RUST
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>>173711562
still fucked up sadly, though the one who made the mod and restorations is supposed to be updating both the hud and the mod together.
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>>173711262
>same fucking personality
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>Cloveraptor
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>>173711645
Yeah he'll get to it Soonâ„¢ just you wait.
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>>173701504
New heister lookin good, gonna be maining Arms.
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What weapons/skills/perkdeck would be the most thematic for a Solid Snake build?
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>>173711932
Fugitive dodge build
melee and pistols
silencer skills
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>>173711932
Would it be for loud or stelf?
Stelf I guess maybe a clarion and a bernetti
Could be the same for loud if you use crits
Not sure about the perk deck though
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>>173711932
Skills that let you perform some of the basics of CQC.
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>>173711932
Clarion and the USP to closely replicate the Mk23.
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Factually canon list of characters and their rankings. Undeniable and irrefutable.

>S tier heisters; none

>A tier heisters; Dallas, Chains, Jiro.

>B tier heisters; Wolf, Clover, Sokol.

>C tier heisters; Rust, Bodhi, Sydney, Scarface

>D tier heisters; Hoxton, Jimmy, Jacket, houston

>E tier heisters; none

>F tier heisters; John Wick, Dragan, Bonnie
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>>173712134
For clarification, loud. Stealth builds have so many free points after grabbing the essentials it's pointless to try and theme anything.
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why is this thread alive and the killing floor general dead?
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>>173712452
Because they update this game with features people at least vaguely care about and Overkill didn't try and pretend the game was early access for two years.
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>>173712082
>Dodge
I know why, but I feel like wearing a dark skin on the ICTV makes it look more like Snake than simply sitting in a suit.
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>>173712452
because they add useless updates nobody wants every week, unlike killing floor 2.
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>>173712452
Local tranny comes around and gives codes away which attracts redditors
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>>173711932
Stealth only with Clarion and Interceptor and ninja hands.
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>>173712452
Because KF2 is a bad game
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>>173712452
Because KF2 is nothing more than a standard horde mode.
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>>173712190
So counter strike aced might be a necessity. Would using a deck that synergizes with frenzy-berserk be too far?
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>>173712452
Beggars keep this shitheap alive so they can suck tranny dick for DLC codes.
>>
>Heat Street
Gee I can't wait for another shitty electronic remix of the original's based music
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>>173712452
Killing Floor 2's release killed their community when they shifted gears to total overjew and then proceeded to give the game no content anyone wanted. You mean consumer hostile policies drive away consumers? Say it ain't so.
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>>173712452
Because KF general isn't as homoerotic as this one.
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>>173712452
Because Tripwire are fucking sloths concerning updates and seem to ran out of ideas at this point.

It's back in it's grave alongside the Metal Gear general.
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>>173712452
They fucked up things early, nice I could refund it at release.
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>>173712452
KF2 is exactly the same as it was 2 years ago - samey shit. That and devs that actively dumpster their most dedicated players, go full jew, and show utter incompetence when it comes to producing new content. You can kind of see the parallels but it's more severe in this case.

At least this game feels different occasionally while fluctuating between kinda shit and REALLY SHIT. Fun shit though.
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>>173710208
>Implying there's a single thing wrong with Dragan

There's nothing meme-y or obnoxious to him, he's not an advertisement, his lines are distinct and give a new accent without being ear splitting or grating, his background is interesting and would make for a valuable team member.
>>
>>173712452
A mixture of bad press and not understanding your target audience. The devs were desperate to get a "big hit" to a wider audience and in the process ignored the audience that the game appealed to. It ended with everyone leaving and nobody was appealed by the crap like versus mode.

A failure to understand your own audience is death. That and they didn't care for KF2 and the developers even said at some point they didn't care for KF2. They just did it because KF was their most successful IP.

They also spent all the money from people buying the game on ANOTHER WW2 shooter, the plan was to fund KF2 from its microtransactions. Seems all they want to do is the same ww2 game over and over.
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>>173711629
>Not liking John Wick, Bonnie or Jiro
>Rust as mediocre as he may be below Bodhi and Sydney

Get out of my face with this shit taste.
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>>173712340
>Bodhi, Sydney and Rust not in bottom tier
>Jimmy that low
>Your entire bottom tier being 100% wrong
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>>173714060
https://youtu.be/bo3juHd905Y?t=365

Donno how you can say this is good voice acting.

Extremely unpopular character. Sydney (the worst character in the game, why does heister voice changer crash the game) is the most popular.
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>>173714873
>Extremely unpopular character

As if this matters for dick anon, shitters flock to Bodhi but his voice acting is atrocious and he's a walking reminder that they shit on another classic.

Sydney is hugely popular despite their nails on a chalkboard voice.

To borrow from someone up thread, Dragan's pretty much a croat Dallas who fits in with the group pretty well.
>>
Fuck these spawn rates when playing with bots are insane, whoever thought this was a good idea should be fired.
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>>173715258
I know it doesn't matter. Bodhi and Sydney are easily the worst characters. Sucks they made Bodhi a meme since he could've been pretty good.
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>>173715426
they fucked up both Bodhi and Wick, only Jimmy and Tony ended up good.
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>>173711629
SS Tier: Jacket, Jimmy, Chains
S Tier: Dallas, Bonnie, Houston, Jiro in the trailer and his backstory.
A Tier: Clover, Dragan, Sokol
B Tier: Jiro ingame, Scarface, Hoxton, Wolf
C Tier: Wick
D Tier: Rust, Bodhi
F Tier: Sydney
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>>173715525
Wick works pretty well imo, really his biggest failing is just obviously not having Keanu, that aside he looks fine and his lines aren't bad, though they are super quiet for some reason at least every time I have him around.
>>
Magnifying scope barely zooms at all
What's the point?
>>
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>>173711629
Prove me wrong. You can't.
>>
>>173715936
>Wick and Bonnie on the same levels as Bodhi
>Sydney not in chart hell with Bodhi
>>
>>173715936
>no scarface
>>
>>173716090
Didn't feel like updating it, put him in runner-up.
>>
>>173715534
Where's Tony
>>
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>>173715936
>Bonnie and clover that low
>>
>>173716171
>B Tier:...Scarface
>>
>>173715936
Clover and Jiro are KYS tier.
>>
>>173716180
>fat dyke and ugly screeching banshee anything higher than mild pain
>>
>>173715936
Dragan and Rust are Elder god tier.
>>
>>173715936
>Sydney not KYS
>Bonnie that low
>Rust being higher than KYS tier

Looks like shit, Captain
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>>173716375
Mi negro
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>>173715936
>sokol that high
No
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>>173715534
This would be my exact chart. Good taste, anon.
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>>173715525
>>173715534 made me remember that Rust exists. Don't how they managed to make that much of a monumental fuckup with Ron Perlman as a character. It's insane how poor the writing is. le dick xd

Near Perfect Tier: Dallas, Chains
Great Tier: Houston, Wolf*
Acceptable Tier: Clover
Mediocre Tier: Jacket, Hoxton, Sokol, Jimmy, Dragan, Wick, Scarface
Who Plays or Asked For Tier: Bonnie
Offensively Bad Tier: Jiro, Bodhi, Rust
SWEDEN INTENSIFIES: Sydney

*Hard to justify with the lack of new lines

I just don't see how you can see it any other way.
>>
>>173715936
>jimmy that high
>>
>>173716328
And yet you put Jimmy in runner up
>>
>>173716591
Suck my fat cock, Cloaker.
>>
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>>173716375
>elder
I'm havin' a kek
>>
>>173711629
>Eldest god tier
Rust, Jacket, PD2 Chains, Tony
>Good tier
Everyone else
>Shit tier
Jiro, PDTH Chains, Bodhi
>>
>>173716591
As an addendum, Hoxton should be in Acceptable. He's definitely better than PD2 dlc characters.
>>
why does everyone like dallas so much

is it because his smoker's voice?
>>
>>173716901
Yes
>>
>Elder god tier
Your preferred character :)
>>
>>173716901
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>173716901
I used to hate dallas until the memes
>>
>>173716901
Because he has a kick ass personality

>"SIT ON THIS CINDERELLA!"
>Unironically calls himself the King of Crime
>"ARRRRGH"
>>
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>>173716901
Because he's your FRIEND.
>>
>>173716901
Simon Kerr is a god that's why. Dallas has so much character and is in line with the original tone of Payday.
>>
>>173716956
aww thanks a lot, my friend
>>
>>173716901
What are you, a fuckin hero?
>>
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>>173716901
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>WHAT ARE YA, A FUCKING HERO?
>PAIN IS JUST MENTAL
>>
>>173716575
Thinking about it I might bump Tony up a Tier thpugh
>>
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>>173716901
Because he is handsome as fuck
>>
>>173717540
>FIRE IN THE ASSHOLE
>>
Did they bump up the number of cops? Haven't played in a while, but now I find myself running out of ammo all the time even when grinding HoxOut on Overkill.
>>
>>173716591
Shit taste in heisters
Shit taste in jojos___
>>
>>173717897
>thinking joseph is bad
That's not even my post and I'm mad af
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Gee Overkill, I sure would love to help you bugtest your bot beta, too bad I haven't been able to play any matches today without FUCKING CRASHING HOLY SHIT
>>
>>173717837
normals too hard
>>
>>173716956
/r/wholesomememes
>>
>>173719305
>/r/
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