/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist & Payday 2 General

>>173893258
Cute

>>173893258
Cutest OP image yet.

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>>173893258
3 for bonneh

>some anon is so triggered about siege he had to make a thread in /v/ about it and didn't even bother to change his filenames
lmao
>>373748182

>>173893617
Ubishills are truly on par with nintendo boys

>>173893617
Fucks sake
>>>/v/373748182

>>173893684
what triggers you so much about siege friend.

>>173893763
Nothing really, haven't tried it. Just commenting on the situation.

>>173889203
what is this? i heard it crashes people, but is it people with BLT? or is it just anyone?

also fuck car shop, all those fucking civvies

>>173894105
Only BLT

>>173894105
>>173894326
I just tried it out in my lobby why does this crash blt?

No one really seems to be happy with the new guy

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DALLAS
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME

>>173895072
i am , its nice to have an old style heister , going for art stuff

why is his mask not a clown mask
why is it grey
how will the begins mask differ

>>173895271
Honestly, it could have been better but it could have been SO much worse, like that one edgy guy. Crimson?

>>173895395
it could have been better sure , but im happy with the choice , its a nice one

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>>173893604
This is a good post, my friend.

>>173895072
He's alright, it's just a concept on a printed paper sculpture, maybe when Overkill finds someone to do his VO and throw up a in-game model people might change their minds.

>>173895380
There were plenty of decent ones with Clown masks, but I doubt Overkill even saw them.

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>>173895246
AAHHHH
I NEEED A MEDIC BAG

I heard the Breaker is the best weapon to give your bots? Is that still true? Do weapon mods matter on it?

>>173893617
Guess he needed a safe space

>>173895569
>no button to quit

Fug,

>>173897016
>Implying you can get off Mr. Listo's wild ride

>>173897067
Introducing the new heister, Pauly D.

>the gook stops 5 m from the scaffolding
why live

>>173897067
>I have two personalities

>>173897067
>hipster

Nah

>>173897067
Honestly, I can get not printing it out because the rule was hidden on the forums, but there were so many people that didn't even put it on the doll.

God, the rules were so spotty for this that I wonder if I disqualified myself for posting the blue prints along with the finished product.

>>173897264
He's a fucking Jap you racist

>>173897993
Yes, gook, chink, it's the same.

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>>173898052
>Gook
>South-east asian

>Chink
>Chinese

>Jap/Nip
>Japanese

Please get your slurs right, scrubs.

>>173898052
There are differences

>>173898216
>>173898223
How many of them are there???

>>173898330
>>173898216

Those are the main ones.

>>173898216
what about zipperhead

>>173898540
Korean I think.

>>173898540

South-east asian. A lot of them were made up during the Vietnam War, so a lot of them will apply mainly to the Vietnamese.

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Is it blasphemy to customize masks that already look good on their own?

>>173898778
Yes.

>>173898778
Is blasphemy to customize masks

DAILY REMINDER THAT IF YOU DON'T PLAY ONE DOWN, YOU SHOULD JUST UNINSTALL RIGHT NOW

>One Down
>Not playing the harder Normal mode
Fuck off, kid.

Is the game starting to run like shit for anyone else?

Did they do something in the latest update?

>>173898879
>>173898884

>t. autistic, uncreative spastics

>>173899245
The game has been running like shit for four years. Have we been playing the same fucking game?

>>173899290
Post your masks.

>>173899290
Post your custom masks

>>173899290
Post your masks bud.

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>Crime Spree choices are the last day of Framing Frame, Car Shop or Hotline Miami

I'm glad there are no achievements for normal, normals too hard

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>>173899380
>>173899391
>>173899416
For real though

>>173900132
Disgusting.

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>>173900132
What did you do to these poor masks?

>>173900132
Fuck off edgelord.

>>173898216
>get your slurs right
do you hear yourself

>>173900352
Yes. Do you hear yourself?

>>173900317
>>173900323
>>173900326
>they can't handle fashion

This is a sign of autism

Get yourself checked if you haven't already.

>>173900352
Hey, white boi, you better shut your nigger mouth, honkey spic. Fuckin' kike porch monkeys.

has anyone solo'd the wet floor achievement

>>173900503
>cover everything in black and white and moonrunes
>fashion
kill you're self

>>173900132
Fuck those are awful.

>>173900503
>he calls that fashion

ayy lmao

>>173900132
>only good mask is the king
>it isn't customized

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>>173900132
gross
This is the only mask I ever wear because I can't make anything else look good

>>173900892
This one is actually good.

>>173900892
Neato.

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>>173900892
Lookin good

>>173900892
Nice one anon, I love masks that stick to the theme even though they're customized

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What happened with the time of day and weather changes from hoxtober?

>>173901487
Can I get a quick rundown on the mods used in this screenshot?

>>173901638
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19626

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Rate my mask

>>173901857
shit

>>173901857
Cheating/10

>>173902038
>You get 4 of these for free

>>173901857
Wich pattern and material did you used for the last one?

>>173902038
?

>>173902038
>t. shitter

>>173901857
>Clover
>Nü-Hox

Otherwise solid

Is there a way to keep the rainjacket? I dig it big time

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>mfw trying to do wet floors cheevo

>>173902201
See>>173901703

>>173898778
Only if it looks worse than the original

Reminder
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=17853#prevsbox

>>173902573
cool

>>173902573
k

Reminder
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19537

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>>173903176
redditHUD

>>173901487
12\10 will use

have you done caution! wet floors, /pdg/?

>>173903176
What song is playing in the preview video?

>>173903635
no

>>173903635
No, I'm not really sure how'd you go about it?

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>>173900132

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Only mask I need.

>>173902370
Danke

any huds similar to vanilla that tell you what stage the assault is (Anticipation, Build, Sustain, Fade, Regroup) to help a shitter like me?
hoxshitters need not reply

>>173904493
I'm not giving you cheats, fuck off

>>173904493
>needs cheats
>calls others shitters
pottery

>>173904645
>>173904704
>hoxhud does it

If players are so blatantly labeled "cheater" over their head then why are they not just banned like in other games?

>>173904075
my nigga although i am partial to vespula myself

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>>173904493
its pretty fucking obvious when sustain ends and fade begins but i guess shitter like you cant tell the difference

>>173904493
Are you fucking deaf or something?

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>>173905357
I use it because of my OC donut steel Hotline Miami character
I should probably get tested for autism

>>173905329
banned from where? game uses p2p instead of overkill hosting their own servers

>>173904957
>hoxhud

>not cheating

Pick one and ONLY ONE

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>>173901487
How much time will take for overkill to add this officially and say they worked really hard.

amigos, anyone wanna help me with the akcar mod pack cheevos?
Specificly the turtle one (art gallery with ICTV in under 4 min)

>>173905742
Oh shit, they finally updated the PD:TH hud with newer portraits?

>>173905790
Ask in group.

>>173905401
>gonna wait for all the cops to disappear to move to/from the objective
>>173905498
?

>>173905527
that's not allowed shitdick
carl already exists

>>173906253
Carl is a grasshopper though, and there's a lack of bug masks.

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>>173904493
There is already an option that tells you what you need to know for assault waves.

>>173905982
group is dead, post id

>>173906638
id/akillerbee

>>173906638
pokerdan96

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So throwing axes are useless compared to throwing knives right?

>>173907637
Yes

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>game crashes every time I try to play a heist
>go through each and every mod to see what is causing the crash
>nothing
>turn all the mods back on again
>everything is fine

>>173895072
Probably because out of all the creative stuff people did, they picked one of the most bland ones.

I would legitimately rather have an edgy donutsteel than the boring as all hell #myheister that won. I don't even mean "muh diversity" or something but really, we couldn't get someone that actually looked unique or had some anything at all interesting about them? The vague thing of "Old art thief" is cool but fuck what a boring design.

>>173910860
most likely they already had a design they wanted and a VA lined up, then picked the one that was closest to that
the "contest" was all a smokescreen

>>173910860

Wait, who won?

>>173912357
The blanded submission of them all.

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>>173912357

Red Pill me on the peacemaker

>>173912549
I just want the mask for A E S T H E T I C S

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>>173912549

Did they really just pick a vaporwave maymay heister? There's no way.

>>173912568
It's fun and does a whole bunch of damage, but not actually that useful once you get too high up.

>>173912549
>Another old heister
worse offender is that he is a custom heister but he doesnt have a fucking clown mask, holy shit overkill, you retardation has no bounds.

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>Hoxton isn't included with the original heisters anymore and has now been completely replaced with Houston

>>173912808
That's because it's not, his little flavor text was just he likes history/art.

>>173912673
this 2bh

>>173912886
The more old people they pick they better excuse they have to not include them in Payday 3

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>>173912893
I'm so proud of him

>people actually like wolf
What's the appeal?

Like I don't not like him, I'm more neutral towards him, I just don't understand why people like him so much.

>>173912549
>there will never be an italian heister with a
pagliaccio mask
>>173912568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4Uw38mTSe0

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I don't know about you guys, but I would love a stereotypical gay guy for a heister with a super gay voice.

>kill shield
>"That shield is, like, totally dead!"

>kill taser
>"Don't tase me without my permission, honey!"

>kill medic
>"I need healing of the sexual variety, babe."

>kill dozer
>"I love me a strong muscular man."

>kill cloaker
>"Usually I have to pay for your type of services."

Might get a lot of hatred from the LGBT community for the comical portrayal, but goddamn, I would love it.

>last art on the day11 page show the gang dragging Kazo in the safehouse
>he is nowhere to be found in the safehouse
>the hidden trophy for green bridge is just some more lines for jiro if you talk to him

great wasted opportunity and no effort overkill

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>>173913369
I don't think people like him for anything but the concept
the execution is kind of bland and nothingy, he really doesn't come off as crazy from his voice lines
He has a cute mask and accent, though, so there's that
and he's hoxtons old husbando so that's nice

>>173913659
But we got Matt Roscoe on Jacket's couch.

>>173913598
I want the art thief to be like that

>>173913598
>For a second it sounded like an austin powers heister

>>173913758
https://youtu.be/4TBQ9rD686c
This would be perfect

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>>173913369
Wolf is fucking cute and people like cute things

>>173913659
they most likely let him go , probably went like that :
>get him to the safehouse
>Patch him up
>"hey do you know anything about kento ?"
>"sure , i know"
>"tell infos"
>"that be all ?"
>"yeah"
>"ok bye then"
>"leave"

>>173912886
jimmy's mask isn't clown related either, though

>>173913369
When I first played PD:TH I looked over everyone to find my guy and for whatever reason Wolf jumped out at me pretty quick, original Chains was just not very good, Dallas is fine but he was also kind of the vanilla choice, Hox I also liked but Wolf's mask and accent won over his. That and Wolf has the coolest character concept of the originals.

how to fix the biker perk deck:
>increase the healing a bit
>the healing and armour regen now affect your crew as well

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>tfw no Manny Pardo heister

>>173914442
>tfw you were born with thick skin

>>173912549
I kinda like it tbqh

He looks like one of those eccentric thieves that has a hard on for anything historically rare like art pieces and artifacts, and his mask is obviously inspired off of the fact.

>>173914442
>tfw no Manny Pardo special unit like Captain Winters and Miami Mutilator playable character

>>173914173
Jimmy is a promo character also he has a clown mask with his white death mask.

>>173914580
>play as Miami mutilator
>special unit Pardo doesn't show up

>>173914308
>health regen and armor regen when ANYONE on the team kills a guy
>needing a buff
Nani? You literally just hide for three seconds when it resets.

>>173914278
>original Chains was just not very good
Really?
Chains was always my favorite of the default heisters until Dragan, and then Jacket and then Jimmy.
I might have to go back to being Chains for a bit.

I never played the first game though, because I never had friends who wanted to play.

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Am I too late to post my dumb mask to the earlier argument.

With black armor on I feel like a Bane gang enforcer or something.

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holy shit, people are bullying ashley. jesus christ what a fucking faggot like me for even bothering to go on reddit in the first place

>>173915424
PDTH Chains is shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee763U_5dsY

>>173912417
>>173912549
At least is wasn't pdg-tan

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>>173914173

>>173915458
Bane?

>>173915458
Get bone armor.

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>Wolf is taller than Hoxton
FBI heights are bullshit

>>173915424
Yeah original Chains and Poitier Chains are pretty different. I don't even mean it in some dumb way but original Chains felt a lot less educated or storied than our current Chains, who's definitely a high tier character in 2.

Also great taste, my own character row is usually Jimmy, Chains, Dragan, Rust.

>>173915581
They are not going to put a little girl based on a pre-existing mask in the game. Besides, both submissions were shit. One had a copy pasted face and MS paint hair and the other was crayon with a mask of that dog game that would have been a copyright violation.

>>173915734
>5'11"

>>173915734

Wait, Bonnie is the tallest heister? Huh?

>>173914759
>>173915595
that's not his default though

>>173915734
>all of them are at least 180 to 190 cm's

they are big guys

>>173915569
Voice actor sounds like he's trying way too hard.

>>173915792
Poitier needs to be in more things, he's good at what he does.

>>173915929
Bonnie and Chains are both 6'3".

God I love Bonnie...

>>173916010
BAIN?

>>173915979
Only the Overkill made heisters have clown masks, all cross overs do not.

>>173915734
>tfw Clover is even taller than me
kill me

>>173915734
>Bongs are manlets
Nothing wrong here
>Jiro
>6'2"

>>173912886
Yeah, what the fuck? All OC's have clown masks. What the fuck is this shit.

>>173916181
Clover, Sokol, and Jiro look nothing like clowns

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>>173915493
>Ash preferes the community who constantly makes fun of her, insults her, and makes sexual innuendos towards her over reddit
Feels good man

>>173916385
>181cm is manlet

what ?

>>173916487
It's because anonymity makes things less personal.

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>>173916506
Anon...

>>173916478
wrong

>>173916506
Manlet compared to the rest of the crew
5'11 isn't that short, but I would have expected Jacket to be taller, while Hox being a manlet makes a lot of sense

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>>173916487

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>>173916665
This guy looks like a clown to you, dude?

>>173916690
>Hox is shorter than Houston
He's a power bottom so it makes sense

>>173916829
yes

>>173916653
>doesn't know Ashley Kirk in person

>>173916829
>White face, red lips, long nose
Looks like a clown Oni to me

>>173916385
Not all Japanese are short, anon.

Also, Jiro is of mixed descent, isn't he? His mom's Japanese but his dad was an American sailor.

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r8

>>173917156
nice/10

>>173917156
nice/10

>>173917156
Jared Leto/10

>>173917156
DAMAGED

>>173917156
BAIN'S GONNA FREAK

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>>173917352
When will we get a good mask customization?

>>173916690
5'11" is above average height for an American white male.

Seems about right for Jacket for him to be around 5'11" or 6 foot. He's just an average dude who goes around killing people in quick rapid raids of buildings. There's a reason why you're supposed to kill the huge fat dudes in HM with certain weapons.

Has anyone actually made the papercraft shits
I kinda want to try and properly make them for the craic and to have a wee bonnie on my desk

>>173917152
Heights are one of my favorite aspects of character designs. Jiro being one of the tallest contributes to image of badass Yakuza. I really wish they would acknowledge Wolf's height so he could be the weird little guy in the basement that talks to himself.

>>173917547
>tfw no custom MS paint feature that lets you customize masks however you want

>>173917707
I've made 2 so far and they're not that hard to make

>>173917156
What did you do?

>>173917707
I made my heister while following the video. It takes about 15-30 depending on how good you are at arts and crafts.

>>173917741
anon that would require making new models

what am I saying, they'd just stretch or squash the existing models like the retards they are

Army of Two TDC had better mask customization.

>>173915734
What about Sydney?

>>173917707
>craic
>wee
Well clover, howareya?

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>>173917850
Smiley community mask, with those customizations for the classic joker look

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>>173916010
>>173916078

>>173917951
that was the only good thing about that game though

>>173915569
>sound like generic "le gangta nigga xdd"
>we got "army vet who doesn't have time for any bullshit" instead
dodged a bullet there

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>>173918095
I'll thank you no to talk to me like I'm some taig, ta very muchly
I was going to use a "dont reply to scottish posters" image but the cunt in it is in a celtic top so I can't use it

>>173917707
I made one but as far as I know there isn't a way to attach the head so i used a tape loop and now the head just bobs around

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>>173917547
Never ever, we have to try to color the parts we want with only a few decent color combinations and put shit all over the maks.
I just wanted to have white teeth with the red with the black material so it fits for Tony and Jimmy suits.

>>173918331
Sounds like the gangsters in these games. Pale Swedish nerds trying to sound like black American street thugs.

>>173918679
anon did you watch the video it explicitly shows just how you attach the head

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>>173918684
>blackface

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>Ashley has posted the Humble Mask packs 1/4/5 a million times now
>Thought I had them so I never tried to claim one
>Turns out I don't

>>173918783
>PSHIU
>Owpan up

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>>173917547
would it really be that hard to implement a system that lets you choose the 2 colors separately rather than the bullshit sets we have now?

>>173918596
tfw no maki gf heister
tfw no one submitted maki heister

>People still play this garbage.
What's your excuse?

>>173919507
buddy likes it

>>173919507
Fun

>>173918331
>PD:TH Chains was actual no nonsense and fit his backstory.
>PD2 chains is a literal memespouting scalie.

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Can I fix %2 crashing my game?
I could deal with having to look at those ugly barrel extensions or manually changing the streaming chunk size every 5 minutes, but I'd rather play with bots than get rid of my dynamic ADS sensitivity.

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>>173919652
/ourguy/

>>173919652
Is Damien Porter actually a Scalie?

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>>173919886
How do i get a voice like Chain's while being white?

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>>173918836
i guess i'm just dumb

>>173919507
Well clearly I have shit taste then, anon.

>Still no Japan is a Land of Warriors menu music
>Still no Change of Pace menu music
Where the FUCK is Trashley

>>173920567
>still no japan is a land of ravers assault theme
What the fuck starbreeze™

>>173915493
>terrible answers
How can an answer be terrible, if she didnt say something she probably wasn't allowed to.

>>173919705
Quit being gay and just go mod free already. Only shit I had was lobby player info which I never even fucking paid attention to. I don't know why I even had it. The percent number is a serious problem and has been around forever but idiots still refuse to remove their mods. I don't get it.

Reminder to give all of your bots Breakers

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>>173915734
>Hoxton and Jacket are manlets
kek

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I feel like drawing Houston. Post Houston requests

>>173921247
im not a shitter so i give them a matching weapons

>>173921351
Houston with a ? above his head

>>173921351
houston shitting

>>173921351
Sleepy Houston in his pajamas.

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Here are my shit masks
yes I'm using wolfhud

>>173921351
Houston trying to cook meth for his kids, Dallas, Chains and Wolf, while they're acing dum

>>173921351
Houston with a stolen easter basket

for maniac it says
100% of the damage you deal gives you hysteria stacks up to 240 every 4 seconds, max of 600 total
1 damage absorption for every 25 stacks, doubled on yourself
240/25 = ~9?
is this just flat damage reduction of every bullet or is it like a shield before your armor?

Can all difficulties do Overdrill?

>>173922072
>max of 600 total
>doubled on yourself
so 2*(600/25) = 48
reduction on every bullet

i just want the fuckin turquoise pink color why wont it drop reeeee

>>173922221
DW and OD

>>173922506
>>173922221
Not the achievement I mean, but just the actual process of getting into the vault, my friends suck too much to do DW/OD

>>173922573
Nah, have to do it on DW or OD still

>>173922254
gotcha

holy shit i have a new found hatred for Car Shop, ive been trying to get the one down acheivement solo and its super fucking annoying, even if you finally manage to get to the computer, guards just LOVE to path to it and make you waste pagers

>>173922671
Oh well, rip that

>tfw no big guy heister to use the bane mask on
It hurts.

>>173923049
Bonnie is a big guy

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>>173923006
thats because guards are scripted to check it out

>>173923006
Anon as soon the PC starts you are against the guards, if the rng wants to fuck you over it will, you should save all pagers for that part.

>tfw you're uncomfortably into vaporwave, like you have a marble bust on your desk and a collection of vape tapes and you're not really down with the winner
I dunno. a new thicc waifu would be nice, those are always fun. a Pam Grier-based 70s heister chick would be my waifu forever.
or a Welsh dude to round out the british isles. whose bio starts "Not much is known about him. Not that he won't tell us, just no one can understand a word he says." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiV0qz-K9p4
listen to that. That's some Jiro screaming moonspeak right there.

>>173921351
Draw this >>173921435

>>173923006
the scripting in general is why stealth is cancer

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Dicksmash-kun is cute! CUTE!

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BREAKER
R
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K
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>>173926753
*cocks*

>>173925890
It's why Yacht Heist is actually a fun stealth mission.

>No respawning guards shit so you can actually depopulate and make certain areas safe to gun through
>No "Dooty doo gonna path right to yoo" shit when you're using the laptop/interacting with anything
>Even on OD the number of guards is reasonable to make it challenging without requiring you to handspring backflip sprint through everything at all times

>>173921247
>>173926753
Do that stats matter or would a standard breaker do the same damage?

>>173927753
last i checked the weapon you choose doesn't even matter just the type of weapon so i doubt mods even matter

>>173927753
>>173928093
The weapon does matter, not just the weapon type.
The mods don't affect anything, the weapons the bots use have their base stats.

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>>173926753

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>spend an hour on solo overkill cook off
>not having any problems at all
>planning on leaving when the car comes back around
>collect the airdropped meth ingredients to make more bags
>cloaker jumps me as I'm on the exterior stairs by the basement entrance
>one AI rushes to me and gets roundhouse kicked as well
>the other ai keeps getting staggered and doesn't even make it to the first step before being gunned down
>can't bring myself to retry it and start doing something else

how do you get the bots to actually carry your bags consistently / stay where you tell them when you hit your gadget button
they always fucking ignore it if i go too far

>>173928638
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19172
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=17446

>>173929087
god bless you

>>173929297
y-you too

holy fucking shit i am legit going to use SAM to unlock the one down acheivement for car shop. fuck this peice of shit RNG motherfucking shit dick heist

>>173930682
its ez

>>173930682
reported

>>173930682
Car Shop is pretty simple, once you know what you're doing. Go in from the roof, and bring ECMs. Easier to do with 2 people.

>>173930682
After a while I just used SAM on all the particularly shit achievements that gated DLC mods, I waited chunk of time between each one so nobody could sperg out on me for "cheating" but either way it was worth it. Mind you I'm not talking about totally doable if kind of annoying ones, I can do those fine and play around with gimmicks on most of those, I mean the shit like what they gated the DMR kits and a lot of the AK/CAR pack stuff behind, where it's just a humongous no-fun pain in the ass. (Barring stuff like let no cops into the jewelry store until the van gets back, that one was fun)

>>173931184
well that might be true, i've been trying to solo it this entire time, might just ask a friend to help me out
i really didnt wanna use sam, just that this fucking heist is shit to do solo, with the guards pathing towards the computer and not many places to hide bodies reliably

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>>173930682
>>173931231
>>173931481

>>173932485
I'm the second one, I didn't use it to fake all OD or some shit, I just want to use the mods I bought without having to jump through annoying hoops of "Get a full lobby of people all using the different masks from this or that pack using this specific purposefully bad loadout with no skills on a high difficulty blablablabla" even the easy sounding ones like Wind of Change are a pain to get people to do, because the masks needed are all tied to really specific goofy things achievements too.

What was the name of the guy who wore the Gagball mask with the Lover Boy pattern and what happened to him?

>>173933209
yeah, i know i really dont wanna fake this OD...might just do some other heists to take my mind off of it.

>>173933209
The achievements suck but I've done those ak/car ones like 10 times already with people who ask in the thread or group

>>173933559
Shit, I just remembered his name. TRIBE. What happened to him?

>tfw thought about playing some OG Payday for laughs
>Decide to take a look at it on steamcharts just to see
>143
>There's 156 on the Payday 2 demo

Jeez, I figured it'd be a little bit better off than that, that's kind of sad.

Reminder to never relax with pubs around

>>173933729
oh my god TRIBE, that is a name i havent heard in a long time....where does the time go :(

>>173930682
hi anon

it was really fun helping you do OD Car Shop, but remember even I went through hours of frustration just to do something simple as Hoxton's Revenge OD on stealth. Patience really is the key.

from Berry

>>173934813
>tfw you'll never get kicked out of one of his lobbies for not having a mic ever again
feels bad man

>>173934813
God I missed tribe, played a few games with the cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5HygBlsl4U

>>173934938
hi anon

kill yourself, my man

from Benny

ANYONE HERE PLAY WITH THE CHEATER TAG

>>173933559
Not 100% sure but this might be his profile. I remember it having the dude for the picture. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198000901953

>>173935403
Representin'.

>>173935039
what a fucking autist

>>173935403
>Actually being poor

>>173935403
ofc
im not a goy

>>173935585
He's literally our guy

>>173937247
that's true, everyone here is an autist

Has Jiro always spoken English when you finish a stealth heist with him?

We only got 53% exp bonus from the challenges.

>>173937872
Also, who gives a fuck about EXP?

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>mfw nikolaspascal noticed my shitposts

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>/pdg/ chat gets griefed by Clover bot
Friendly reminder that Clover bot sucks at stealth.

Never do a stelf run with Clover bot. Immediately restart if you do.

Is anyone hosting a crime spree that i could join?

Playing with bots is no fun desu

>>173938836
She knows stealth is for shitters

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>>173939127
>Heister hired for the diamond as a stealth expert goes loud in a stealth only heist
Talk about professional

are there any good guns to run with a saw?

>>173939435
any viable weapon

Is the Tatonka submachine gun good? It seems like a decently damaging SMG with a less ass ammo pool.

>>173940091
It has the best ammo pickup rate of all the 80 damage SMGs

>>173939435
I personally use Little Friend with FL aced myself, works really well and covers all needed bases.

>>173940171
say no more, time to throw my shekels at the russian weapon pack

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Can someone give me a good One Down build for a suppressor crit dodge build?

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>Uzi SMG has 40 mag capacity, and 200 total ammo

Jesus Christ.

What is the best reticle and why is it dot 2?

>>173940228
http://pd2tools.com/l/821bc4ed762b8a153a72740f4c4a6517
This is assuming you're going to use assault rifles or smgs. Could work if you reorder things for akimbo.

What the fuck is stability? How is it different from accuracy? I'm confused.

>>173940448
what is the best sight and why is it recon sight

>>173940228
>>173940590
http://pd2tools.com/l/b3b96d8b2989f7216124ee8da6282c66

use this build if you want to actually clear OD heists

>>173940834
The speculator sight, because it is unobtrusive and has a good zoom level.

>>173940308
>this is a modding community item
a-are the beardlib custom weapons any good, not super OP, and any fun?

>>173941034
It's just a sight, dude

>>173940938
I've won plenty of OD using the build I posted, I don't know what you're on about.

>>173941867
you can clear OD with 70 unspent skillpoints too

your build has inefficiencies i cant let slide

Is there a list of loading screen trivia yet? So far i've gotten "Houston thinks Hoxton is an idiot" and Jacket spends a fortune on batteries."

>>173941034
They're mostly balanced, but there's nobody stopping you from modifying the stats.

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>>173940809
Accuracy is the chance of how well your bullets will hit their mark, good for snipers obviously.
Stability is how manageable the recoil is. The higher it is, the less kick you'll feel. A high accuracy won't mean shit if your recoil is all over the place and hard to control.

>>173942247
clover likes the walking dead

>>173943015
>>173940809
>A high accuracy won't mean shit if your recoil is all over the place and hard to control.
Recoil can be managed, especially with lower fire rates, and is completely irrelevant with slow single fire weapons.

is the entire game still speedruns and everyone gets super asspained if someone isn't playing perfectly?

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>>173943339
yeah that's true, sorry i forgot to mention that.

>>173943426
I always host my own games so I never experience that.

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Why has my mosconi been polished?

>>173943884
You can thank Aldstone for that

>>173940938

what perk deck and what weapons

>>173943884
it look sexy af

>>173944861
rogue gl40 and any secondary you want really