>list of good comm. servers
http://www.teamfortress.tv/servers
>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
woohoo pyro tits
>>173433267
>>173435290
Me
>>173435290
femsoldier
>>173435290
>>173435290
>>173435290
zoey
>>173435290
posted in old thread, here's your brand new waifu >>173435357
>>173435290
>>173435487
that was before my new rule. :^)
>>173435545
He got a 7 again though.
>>173435545
i got two 7s
my posts are simply too epic to ignore
>>173435628
>>173435607
I do not accept this because his butt isnt an image or a person >:^(
>>173435290
>>173435686
there is a whole webm of his butt
>>173435686
You can't ignore the roll. Plus, the image is floating around somewhere.It's not a good one.
>>173435290
team fortress 2
>>173435290
>>173435832
source? I'm asking for a friend
>>173435806
i have literally seen this man in my dreams, walking toward me, it was surreal and every time i see his face it feels like i am experiencing deja vu, is this my spirit animal? make it stop
>>173435290
>this raffle with 6 unusuals
>tfw i'll get one scrap or something
>>173435290
Scout is the biggest tryhard class there is. Mashing double jumps in random directions is not "outplaying" someone, it's pressing random directions
>>173435290
>>173435290
duplicate reply dhcdyhv
>>173436303
>implying you will win anything
lmao
>>173435290
>Carrying
>As sniper
I didnt even know this was possible
>>173436386
>implying anyone but admins will win anything
>>173435290
>>173436539
fuck you
>>173436035
probably xylas
>>173436386
It's over 1000 items, there's a fair chance that I won't be jewed by Geel this time
Guys tge bost was deleted, what the h*ck are we gonna do now?
>>173436838
another one!
i dpnt know lol
https://scrap.tf/megaraffle
So did y'all dump anything in?
>inb4 newfag/banned
Just use your alts namenerds, I dumped some low their stranges and a battery canteen
>>173437080
>giving shit to geel
no thanks
>>173437080
>So did y'all dump anything in?
of course not, geels site is for leeching only
>>173436491
A really good sniper can shut down the entire map. Don't underestimate the class because of all the shitters and hackers that are attracted to it.
>>173437080
Yeah, some craft hats. Hopefully gonzolez.gonzoles.2010 enjoys them
Anyone else here who has really edgy sniper loadouts just because they can
>>173437080
>Giving Geel anything
No. The only ungrateful and inconsiderate leeches I give items to are you guys.
>>173437476
Snipper is really hard to make loadouts for.
engineer wrench
+400% damage bonus
-150% slower firing speed
is it balanced
>>173437476
>>173437546
r8
http://tf2r.com/k4bmvt1.html
piero wepon
+300 damg
+50 range
-removes piero from vidoegam
balans ??
>>173437035
Five wins! Isabella is my waifu! (the other post was a falseflag)
fuck my life
>>173437826
>>173437914
>Isabella
>>173437476
anything with the anger
>playing arena mode
>building a dispenser
>suddenly a soldier comes around the corner
>pops me into the air
>hits the wall behind me with the second rocket
>i die
>Me: "That was fair. Soldier is a fun class to play against."
>Soldier: "Yeah it was fair."
>Me: "Yeah, I love being unable to move or react."
>Soldier: "You must love playing against Pyros, Sandman scouts and natasha heavys then"
>Me: "Just because other things are unfun to fight doesn't make it ok."
>Soldier: "It must be fun to fight or Valve wouldn't have put it in the game."
What level of cuckery is this?
>>173437080
One refined. geel deserves nothing else
>>173438420
this is exactly what i did desu
>>173438339
you would have died either way
>>173438040
Oups, it's Isabelle.
It's different in the German version of AC I think
anyway, here is some documentation
>>173437945
THANKS DUDE I'LL BE SURE TO BOST THE VICTURES WHEN I GET BACK.
>>173438574
>stealing Vibris waifu
You are a horrible person
>>173438574
>he thinks you can just pick a waifu
You don't really love her
>>173438660
Then come here AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
>>173438723 this
>>173438734
You'll dump her when the next flavor of the week comes along. You have no bond. This was an arranged marriage
>>173438842
>>173438723
I won't, I really like her. I really enjoyed AC WW and NL
>masketta stole vibris waifu
lel
It really shows what kind of people play tf2 if when both teams call out f2p sniper hacker and the vote doesn't get through
>>173438912
>I really enjoyed AC WW
She wasn't in those games, moron
Stealing other people's waifu is not okay, Masketta. + what that other guy said about you not really loving her. You can't just roll for a cartoon dog then claim she's your waifu, that's not how it works, man. You're defiling the most sacred of relationships.
Can Masketta get any worse?
He tries to declare war on Vibri, does some cringy voice thing and now hes trying to steal his waifu.
How do we delete this cancer?
>>173439096
don't forget that he's german
https://furrymap.net/
MASKETTA YOU VAGABOND HOW DATE YOU TAKE ANOTHER MANS WAIFU I HEREBY CHALLENGE YOU TO A DEUL OF WITS AND VIGOR.
IT WASN'T MY CHOICE OKAY
>>173439210
Disgusting
It most definitely was. Accept your previous winning roll of 26dollar's butt and fuck off about this already.
>>173439272
Lies
>>173438339
Stage 7: Acceptance
>>173437826
Anon I need you to lose 50lbs by the time you finish reading this post.
Stage 69: still don't have a gf
Pictured: Vibris desk
This is what true waifu looks like
I wasn't even aware Geel had instated a leech filter.
>>173439884
looks like shit
>>173439884
I have an isabelle amiibo.
and a squid one, i thought they looked cute
>>173439763
No way docta *breaths in* I feel like this times it's gounna work *labors breath* I just need sum moa pain killas
>tfw got none of the attention seeking cancerfag tf2gs on my friends list
best feel
Am I an attention seeking cancerfag?
>>173440169
>tfw got no-one on my friends list
g-good feel!
>>173440046
>9 years of film school for this
>>173437080
>deposit killstreak festive wrench skins
>somehow it's worth nothing
Fucking jews. Never ever again.
>>173440301
cute anime, dude
>>173440383
thanks
http://tf2r.com/kmjt4qj.html
>8 months later and still no update
you cant make this shit up
http://tf2r.com/k1lytk4.html
http://tf2r.com/k1lytk4.html
http://tf2r.com/k1lytk4.html
>>173440870
aren't you mad masketta is probably blasting it to your waifu right now
i'd be fucking furious
Thoughts on /trash/'s tf2g?
>>173441158
Better than this fucking place for sure
>>173440870
VEEEEEEEEBS WHAT IS YOUR OPION ON MASKETTA STEALING YOUR WAIFU AND WANDERER DRAWING SOME SXY ASS SMUT OF YOU AND HIM.
PLZ RESPO D
reminder to join the megaraffle so you can steal unusuals from kids like this
stat this
+1 hp, heavy vomits
>>173441785
Equiabl on HEAVY
Gives a passive +5 health every second and a half for 30 seconds
Gain a 10% faster movement speed
Mincrits applied for the whole diration/ for first 15 seconds
No critical hits
While dandelions are edilble, you're supposed to use their leaves to make salads, not whatever that monstrosity is. Like damn, if you're going to forage for wild edible plants, at least try to make it look good.
>>173442403
can you just munch the flower off?
hey i found this on /trash/ and was wondering where to get one of these for my waifu
reminder to delete tf2g
>>173442624
Yes, the entire plant is edible.
>>173442745
Also, while dandelions(and many other plants we consider weeds) are edible, I don't recommend going around eating them willy nilly without knowing 100% what they are. If you're not sure, ask on >>>/out/ or >>>/an/ or something.
Should I stop playing spy
>>173435338
>>173435380
>>173435443
>>173435460
>>173435487
What was posted?
>>173443809
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/173435082/#173435290
here you go sub 80iq bro
>>173443950
Ok now educate the newfreainds on way feel is a kike and what the footstool incident was. The more that know the better.
>>173440303
>>173440046
What's this fucken meme?
>>173437652
it would just be another weapon literally nobody will use. there is a reason jag is the most popular wrench and thats because it helps build faster, this would make building way fucking slower. however it would probably replace axetinguisher ambushers which would be funny as fuck, would be great with an additional explosives resistance because then they could turret jump over to enemies and one shot them
>>173444112
what's with the influx of new anyways?
>>173438339
>passive aggressiveness
i dislike soldiers, the rocket launcher as it is is pretty much perfect but not in a class based game, it blows shit away. the tf2 stock configuration should be the direct hit with 80 damage directs and no falloff, the area affect of stock is too big, and the direct hit is just plain unfair against engineers
Anyone has the file to remove unusual effects? the original dropbox link is down
>>173438339
soldier is the worst class
react faster than 800ms faggot
>>173444640
http://www37.zippyshare.com/v/esY3zz4Q/file.html
anything for my no hat bros
>>173431879
And so it changes nothing from stock Sniper. With or without that idea of a shield, it takes two rockets/pipes to kill the Sniper, so why bother making it that way?
>>173444792
god bless
http://steamcommunity.com/id/DeadlyMind
Is this person being ironic or are they actually autistic?
>>173445020
>Italy is the retarded one
I had a giggle t.bh
>>173445020
What the hell is that pyro
>>173445020
>translator
I think I'm gonna drop that badge
>>173445020
th-thicc...
>>173444141
John assanti, featured on the tv channel TLC "my 600lb life" it's a show about morbidly obese people who have eating disorders who go to Houston Texas to get bantzed on by that short Iranian guy called dr.now, assanti is the worst one yet and it's currently a two part episode series about his trip from rode island to Houston. The dudes a fucking mess and on top of being 700lbs he has a pain killer addiction. Worth the watch due to him being the literal embodiment of pepe, his brothers a fat fuck to.
>>173445336
>>173445448
>>173445536
>>173446027
Also in case any of you missed it, the pic is from a Futa pony comic
>>173444792
>>173444906
does it work anymore? or with nohatsmod at least? from the thread i gather there are new effects it doesn't work for?
>>173442650
Ravioli ravioli give the sauceiloi on that spread eagle picaroni
>>173446262
it works for a lot of effects but not for every one sadly
>>173446304
>>>/trash/
have fun
>>173446028
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmega.nz%2F%23F!e8pUTSyZ!EaK-ffkKeYVKXDUD4AS6kg
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmega.nz%2F%23F!HghU1aQJ!q4TzXvBcA4yb8n64yu185Q
Links to the episodes, get ready, cause your in for a meme filled ride
>>173446514
There's a tf2g in /trash/...
>>173446995
Did you found the picture?
>>173447048
Maybe
>>173447150
pls show
>>173447245
But it's against the rules
>>173446785
>Rothschilds bow to Assantis
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control McDonalds with an iron but fair fist
>Own tendies & scooters globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal pudding line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Assantigrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of Food editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Assanti babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Papa Johns & Dominos
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two ambuloceti who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented gastronomical progress with them
>They own Ranch sauce R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Assantibots inside you right now
>The Assanti are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Assanti bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their twinkie reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Assanti
>The brothers are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.
Take the asspill kiddos, your in for a ride. The era of fatkino is upon us.
>>173443950
The image in the post 404'd smartass
i did it!!!!!
>>173447573
How the fuck do you get seventeen thousand damage?
Playing engie on pubs is more of a punishment how every class counters my shit unless you play the brainless turtle mode
>>173447849
>16 thousand healing
>>173447849
spawncamping as demoman on dustbowl first stage with a kritz medic up your ass
>>173445020
JUST
someone fixed viaduct
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=901219658
>>173447557
>>173446404
they seem to be controlled by these variables, i didn't try changing them or anything but i can't imagine it being too hard to update. to get this far i downloaded gcfscape, opened the vpk with it, then copied over the root folder to desktop. next i open steam, right click tf2, properties, then added -tools to open tool window on startup, then finally open tf2, select particle editor and then the .pcf file within the new "root" folder. i will try editing this later today
HoNk :o)
>>173448174
server WHEN
We tried doing competitive tonight.
3 games with failed to connect from someone and the game never began.
1 with an overt aimbotting spy headdshotting out entire team if a line of sight exists
1 real game but with entirely russian teammates and zero communication.
Is this normal?
>>173449247
Yes.
>>173449247
yeah
>>173449247
i didn't have that bad experience with official comp but i can't play it anyways because valve hates directx8. anyways communication isn't a requirement so people wont do it, if you want that, you want unofficial comp like tf2center or pugchamp or something. about the cheaters i think you just got unlucky, i only ever saw one in at least 200 matches, there is more to lose since it requires premium and a phone number tied to your account
What do, lads?
>>173449774
>tf2center
>communication
are you american?
>>173449817
Block
>>173449817
is this you morgan? also block
>>173449817
[X] Accept
>>173447573
he did it
>>173449817
Accept and ask him what's up?
Someone just added me to say I need to get cancer because I cheat.
The joke is he added people on my friends list to tell them I cheat and that they should unfriend me.
What the fuck. All I did was bodyshoot the idiot all game.
>>173448176
Thanks
>>173449959
fuck you
>>173450080
Report him for harassment.
>>173449890
what are you trying to say? most servers require mumble and people give callouts if they know how
>>173450296
in europe mumble lobbies rarely fill up before 9pm and nobody talks in other lobbies at all
>>173450459
Language barrier?
I joined an EU lobby once and no one said shit all game and one time when a euro sneaked into a NA locked lobby he raged all game.
>>173450759
yeah
i partially understand them because english isn't my first language either but at the same time saying basic stuff like "demo took x" or "scout behind" doesn't require much thought or english knowledge
>>173450459
oh well yeah i am a burger, i should have said so, in my experience here people communicate pretty well but i can't speak for europe
>>173448821
hopefully soon
i wish morwanneg didn't hate me
i wish someone loves me
i wish i got to sleep with my head on someone's lap as they pet my head
I love myself
I wish I had friends to play with on tf2.
>>173453318
fuck you
>>173453318
i just applied at a grocery store. will i be hired and bag like you?
TWO MONTHS
TWO MONTHS LEFT TILL THE SUMMER UPDATE
>>173453454
You didn't ask for a specific department?
The way I've done it: I walk into a store, ask the first Produce worker I see "May I speak to the manager of Produce?", talk it out with the manager. If it goes well, we talk to the store manager to hook me up with the paperwork
If you go in blindly ask "Uhh, can I get a job?", they're gonna have to ask about your experience with certain departments. If you've got none, they'll prolly stick you in Grocery. Iunno where you're from (obviously), but here in NYC, there's no such thing as a bag boy. Some people are saying that's an EU thing. So who knows
>>173453893
fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_v49reM5yk
>tfw u and ur tf2gfu carry babies
is there an japanese version for the classes voices?
i wish people would raffle stuff
>>173454076
I kind of actually like the idea of a crazy spanish demoman
give me a good reason to make one then
>>173454248
omae wa mo shindeiru
give away free stuff mang
throw out your useless things
i wish for a tf2 anime :/
>>173454248
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2zcw6aZwd4
i miss playing video games with morwanneg
i wish for good tf2 sfm porn
what do I do with this festivizer
raffu
Tie it to a noose and find a tree.
>Shortstop can push people back in melee range with altfire
Is there literally any use for this?
>>173435082
i have 2160 casual games played.
am i possibly the most qualified person in tf2 to speak about casual?
Find a strange Natascha and festivize her
>>173455625
1 casual game played
3452346 comp games play
>>173455694
i dont give a heack about comp, i was just asking about the casual aspect
Don't assume my Natascha's gender
>>173455582
mvm
>>173455665
will that actually work
Holy fuck my ribs just hurt so much i started punching myself in the ribs so it would stop.
It worked.
But now i cant feel my ribs.
who is morwanneg
Who are you?
>>173456825
my tf2gfu
who am i
>>173457174
you are>>173457174
>>173455582
ive found it really useful in egypt but generally its only useful if you explicitly turn off automatic reloading since it wont let you shove while reloading for some shitty reason. if they fixed this is would be a good addition
I am aware the average tf2 player is an underage child, but even the most stupid person somehow manages to get impossible spy checks by turning into a random corner and shooting me. It makes no sense that players only get this one aspect of the game right and suck at everything else that takes a brain
>>173457415
also its funny as fuck to flank soldiers trying to peek your engineers sentries, you can push them into it
>>173457509
Spy is the most luck dependent class in TF2. It's partially why it's such a weak class.
Make sure you show off what you got in geel's big raffle that's ending in less than fifteen minutes!
>Entire enemy team outside our only spawn door
>Only me and one other guy are alive
>Waiting for everyone else to respawn so we can push out
>Idiot holds the spawn door open and we both die, as well as several other people who just respawned
>>173457916
should've tried harder
im kind of sick of this
>spy is bad
meme.
really bad players think he is hard to play
decent players think he is bad
good players realize hes kinda situationalunless you are talking about pubs. anything is viable in a pub you shitter.
3min until I get my unusual :3
>>173455625
almost there with 2134
dont even bother, shit just sux
I never win anything good in raffles, and I doubt I'll start to today.
>>173458495
i'm winning them all
>won a raffle on crap.tf
>go to check which one it was
>it was a puzzle raffle where the answer was a jojo reference anyone caught up with the anime could have gotten
at least i got one of the better items from it, even if it's only worth like 1.33 ref. i have to rebuild all my loadouts after i sold most of them for my unusual so every ref counts.
>>173458747
if you give me the medic one i will pocket you for a day
Preparing for disappointment.
I got Pyro the Flamedeer, a festivizer, and a headshot kill strange part today
That makes up for my strange dupe and flashdance footies I got yesterday
:thinking:
Rigging.....
concept
A sapper that does damage more quickly, but doesn't disable the building, and only takes one whack (two from the Jag) to remove.
post scooty booty men while we wait for the raffu prizes
https://scrap.tf/megaraffle/history/20
w-where am I??
I usually don't play late night tf2, but every game has sniper hackers. Is that normal or did a new lmaobox come out recently?
>didn't win anything
What is this shit.
>>173459310
What hud is that
silly goys
I JUST WON THE DOCTOR'S SACK WITH ACES HIGH
>>173459646
improved default HUD 3.0
>1500 items
>didn't win a fucking thing
damn
Yeah, okay.
>>173459615
>He actually expected to win anything
>>173459670
t. M*************)
also see >>173458808post proofs
>>173459670
sure you did
I got a key, that's cool.
I want to know how many people entered the raffle.
>>173455625
i have 2535 games and you bet i have a proud mom.
i equipped antlers, prancer's pride and pyro the flamedeer and a demoknight targe killed me immediately
epic
>>173457509
im pissed off how a perfect backstab can be stopped by simply moving a pixel, its already a risk getting that close and people aren't going to be looking straight consistently whether they know a spy is there or not so could randomly turn at just the right moment. playing the class feels like luck, they should implement some sort of "lag" for the hitbox, at least for smaller movements and not like a 180
>>173459670
>>173459954
hey, that's pretty good.
>>173460039
^
would have been nice to at least know what my odds were. then again it's scrap and these cunts have 3000 people on a raffle for a scrap metal so.
>>173460141
get fuckin bent ultrafaggot
>>173460125id?
>>173460141
If you time it just right, you can airblast and fuck a demoknight's day up. Protip: Use your shotgun.
>>173458156
he is situational but bad. he is my top pick if there is an engineer but not to fuck up his nest, just to pick off their teleporter and whoever else i can before i switch to a better class like demoman
>>173460290
>time it just right
you are kidding right? hes a big slow projectile that screams, if a pyro cannot manage to airblast and fuck a demoknights shit up he needs to switch to heavy which can at least tank it
All red medal autists should leave their room for once in a while
>>173460487
A direct hit from a rocket, and presumably a grenade as well can also stop his charge. Will never understand people who struggle with demoknights, especially if they are playing a hitscan class.
>>173460646
fuck you pubs are hecking fun
>>173460646
*parties up with girlfriend medic who also has a red badge*
mmmm dont think so sweetie :)
>>173460656
>A direct hit from a rocket, and presumably a grenade as well can also stop his charge
isn't that only if he is using the tide turner
>one of the top 5 items in the new megaraffle is a fucking graybanns
by the next one it'll be nothing but craft hats and metal
>>173445020
who made the pyro?
>>173461087
Give it a few more hours, but yeah, the value will steadily go down as the hype dies. It's only to be expected, desu. Also, I love how Geel never acknowledged that he stopped making those daily key raffles.
>>173460229
w-why do you want that? I-if its to play with me ill have you know i pretty much just play standin! and i have a mediocre kd...
>>173461220
>not at least a 2.0 k/d
baka desu senpai
>>173461220yes lets game sometime, give me that id
>tfw I need better socut items for a decent load out
>>173461460
>Load out
>being poor
is that the purple person from that fnaf game
>>173461529
IGrey painted flap and macho mann
Yes
>>173460789
There is nothing fun about winning or losing because the red medal autist is in that game while the rest gets filled up with f2p <100 hours played garbage
>>173462187
How bad are you? Badge color generally means jack shit.
>>173462248
I'm decent enough to air blast rockets including direct shits if I got the timing down.
>>173462248
It indicates who is the neet playing tf2 all day
>>173462351
>Playing pyro
>>173462364
So you are bad, yes?
>>173462404
Well, it's better than playing a pub stomp fag relying solely on a black box and conch and trying to one man army a team
>>173462364
>>173462187
i play pubs everyday for fun, its very fun getting my team of babies to win, so i play to win like this everyday.
i also fucking shoot boys all day long with a rocket launcher
>>173462542
t. bad
>>173461351id/boysidaho
ReminderAre EU CTF servers just as cancerous as the American ones?
>not selecting landfall
best ctf map still left
>>173463939
I just got into the enemy intel and built a nest.
I then made an exit and told my team that there was an entrance for it.
It ended up being me and 7 other engies chilling in the enemy intel in a very elaborate sentry nest, killing anyone even trying to clear our nest.
It was a lot of fun.
>>173463939
Once and never again. The timers are fucked so it ends up in nobody winning
>>173464274
>Not spawncamping
>playing valve comp because whatever
>entire team goes sniper on badwater, ok that's fun this clearly isn't serious
>entire other team goes scout
>push them to last before they all go engineer and demo and we have to actually start trying a bit
>still clearly not that serious
>we lose and our engineer blames the "shit team"
>next round we actually form a defense
>still lose somehow, did stopwatch mode change or something?
>anyway our engineer, now spy, is fucking pissed and so is the other team for some reason?
>i can't tell if it's people on the other team telling us or members of their own team to go back to casual
>in the same round where we all went goofy class stacks
i thought mvm was toxic cancer but jesus this was just weird
>>173464690
>6v6 badwater
>>173464690
>unironically using the word 'toxic'
>>173464475
tfw morwanneg will never play 2fort with you again
>>173464773
hence the goofy class stacking i guess
>>173465015
i didn't have a better word to describe it. everyone knows what it means and it fit the situation.
>>173464475
why the fuck are you always on 2fort morgan, are you some kind of masochist?
>>173465139
I'm not.
>>173465015
If people are being awful human beings in general, there is no better word to describe them than toxic.
Lugermorph, Big Kill, and Iron Curtain are still the best skins respectivelyMaybe not the Loogie
It's over
>>173465620
>tfw I've used the Lugermorph nonstop for 7 years
>tfw the stock pistol looks weird to me now
>>173464221
That's like saying the fourth episode of Johnny Test is the best, it's all still shit.
>>173466882
that is a very specific analogy that could only have come from someone who's seen a lot of johnny testdidn't see that coming
>>173465987
>tumblr_inline
>>>/lgbt/
Engi is so cute :3
Spy is so cute :3
am i cute
>>173467251
No u
post pic and i'll judge
Thanks for the 1000 views, tf2g :)
>>173467741
Pathetic
you're almost 1% of the way to mattering viva
>>173467880
>Even Mord had more subscribers
KEKEK
>>173467741
not even c lose baby
>>173468009
i can't find his channel, where is it?
>Join game
>People in spawn chatting instead of actually playing
Why the actual fuck would you join a Valve server if you wanted to go chat? Why not join an idle or a fun server? Why not just fuck off entirely and go play Gaia Online or whatever the new hotness is for ERPing online?
If I wanted views, I could easily make a 30 second meme video and post it on /r/YouTubeHaiku for a ton of karma and views like I did with Blaris' video
But I only show my videos to you guys and the Homies. I watch them myself, too. So as a collective, we've all seen my videos together for 1k views
>join lazy purple server
>frag those shitters with 3 pocket meds on them
>get banned ten minutes later
whats the point of playing this retarded shit
>>173468536
>if i wanted views i could try not posting garbage videos, it's not like i care
>bothers posting meaningless view numbers here anyway to people he doesn't even like and who don't like him
>>173468750
I love tf2g. I may not like the people in it, but I like it here. Had it not been for tf2g, I would have never met Red. What a great guy he is
>some le epic youtuber / streamer i've never heard of joins the server
>everyone enters turbo fucking autismode and either starts taunting, being friendly, trolldiering, pocketing said youtuber or copying his loadout and playstyle
>>173468579
>So-called fun server
>People get mad if you don't have fun their way
>>173468195
googling his full name reveals it
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa7SRnn-7zDtYLIVoXms63A
>>173469145
Let me see the ass
>>173468826
>uncle dane is in one of my games some months ago
>not way before he got popular or anything, but just a while ago
>people don't react much and just play the dang game
maybe i just get lucky with this sort of thing because whenever i see some famous tf2 person, usually b4nny because he lives the closest and never aliases, there's no reaction beyond "hey look it's the real b4nny"
>>173469145
>am I cute
>no face
maybe
>>173467741
>>173467823
>>173467880
>>173468025
>he thinks he's goodthis is from a YTP account i made in middle school
>>173470049
>He had Youtube in middle school
I want underage to go and stay go.
>>173470139
youtube existed when you were still in your fathers nutsack kid
>>173470139
anon... 2007 was 15 years ago
i had a youtube when i was in third grade and i'm 19 now fuck off
>>173470049
i average out at 300 views a daysomehow?so i'll catch up in a couple months i hope
>>173469902
>Having face on public pictures like this
No
reminder when rathergood.com was a thing
>tfw 2002 was 20 years ago
Remind me why Junction exists again?
>>173470464
You're retarded, I've posted my face on vg multiple times and people here know me and I'm fine
>>173471272
To make Pyros feel like they take skill.
>>173471272
It was added before Soldiers and Demos jumping everywhere was the meta, and was designed as a close-quarters map.
>>173471272
to hide 14 stickybombs on A and wait until you see X4 on it
>Join 5CP in-progress
>We have 4 points, but haven't captured last
>Wonder why we can't push
>We have 3 engineers turtling on mid with two pocket medics and a pyro
Why do people do this?
Soldier Set
The Dune Coon Dragoon
The Radicalized Rabies - Raccoon head replacement like the Hundkoph but a raccoon with a turban. Also adds raccoon arms and hands.
The OK-47 - Primary. Basically just an SMG with 200% ramp-up and a clip size of 40.
The Grenade Propelled Rocket - Secondary. A rocket launcher with -75% clip size & 60% slower reload time but direct hit projectile speed and passive reload.
all items become stock unless you use the full set. full moon restricted
FUCK YOU KIKE I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING.
>you have entered 2203 raffles
>you have won 11 items from 11 raffles
i swear to god if you don't have a furry or cartoon horse as your avatar it just won't let you win and the only times i have won some admin got confused and assumed that fish count as furry
i got a pocket pyro from the megaraffle!
tfw no good hats
I didn't get shit, but didn't contribute so it wasn't a total loss
>>173473397
speaking of contributing, how much of that shit do you think they pocketed? i mean with 1500 items there's no way they can prove that the same amount of items didn't go out to people, and they'd only care about the most valuable items anyway. they could still make fucking bank off of all the smaller items, that shit adds up.
if you didnt win, you lost
Does anyone else think that avatarfagging of any form is super fucking cringy?
>>173473543
I'd say that the blank names who won the expensive stuff are suspicious
>[unusual] goes to M**********s
>Didn't get enough attention as a child.
No need to hit below the belt, my man.
an attention whore who didn't get enough attention as a child ironically
wew
>>173474037
nah, that's just one of the settings for the site so that seems legitimate enough. i mean the way i see it, those unusuals must have cost what, a few hundred ref? think of how many hundreds of ref worth of hats they could have just pocketed without anyone knowing, easily making just as much as the unusuals were worth. the most expensive of the bunch was the unusual battin a thousand which was worth about 1000 ref, and with 1500 items they could have easily made that much by pocketing the majority of it and no one would even realize because there's still 500 items to be given out. i'm not even saying they took that much, but they could so easily have taken enough to buy an unusual or two without anyone noticing.
People were suggesting that trade bots scooped up the highest tier items. Do you think they should force the winners profile to be shown?
>>173474764
hey are you saying viva's stupid or something?because i tell him that all the time and the stupid asshole doesn't get it.
>>173474953
Eh, I'd say so. They probably implemented such a system in order for people who won the unusual don't get added by a bunch of scammers who pull this off with newbies who don't know how trading works.
>>173475021
Of course. Fight fire with fire, my friend. I basically cucked and killed him resulting in my ban.
>only use scraptf to sell cards
>currently disabled
Fucking re, yo.
>>173475401
You were getting mega jewed if you did that anyway.
>EU
>2fort
>Only 4 people
>4am
This is weeeiiiird
>Despite only have a .01% chance of winning, I didn't win anything from the megaraffle
>Therefore the actual winner must be illegitimate
Do you realize how retarded you guys sound?I wouldn't doubt that Geel is skimming off the top, but there's no real way to prove this,
though.
>>173476368
>Keli -Daddy's cums...
>>173476652
>adad
*adad+m2
if you're gonna be a smartass, then do it right you fag.
>>173476652
I see.
>>173476362
I don't really care.
I'd acumulate like 10 cards just give them to the kike crew.
Can't be bothered to go to some trade server or something to get that extra rec per 10 cards.
Not going to sell hats or unusuals or anything though.
>>173476652
i cannot find the words to express my disgust
>>173477385
Why don't you show your dissatisfaction my satisfying yourself with my body
How do drops work? It's been several hours since my last and I've only gotten 4, but last week I got at least 8. Is it a set random limit every reset?
Is that little nobody ban evading again? How pathetic
>>173478631
Viva, nobody here likes you and you clearly don't like us, so why are you still here?
i wear gibusvision on all of my heroes except pyrobecause he's the only one I have anything worthwhile on
Ban's over, Mudslime. Don't pretend like none of the events that happened while I was gone didn't transpire.
i hate when he refers to himself like that
>>173467741
Most of my videos are stuff that nobody would ever watch, it's amazing that I've even gotten this far.
Now with graphic
When I play Medic I find it hilarious popping uber immediately when it's ready at really odd tims even when the situation doesn't call for it and also pop uber on Scouts. Their reaction is like "Oh shit nigger, what are you doing!"
viva is autistic but he's the fun kind of autistic i like him
>>173479319
Thanks. I love me, too
post rare kill icons
>>173479624
What even is that one?
>>173479667
reflect rescue ranger kill
>>173479624
is that reflecting a RR bolt?
>>173479624
Reflected rescue ranger, speaking if which who is doing that one mains challenge, the "collect every kill icon in the game" one he posted a while back.
I am, so far so good, got all of the stocks including stock melees down, and now I'm working on unlockables.
If you don't use the Steam mobile authentication stuff, can you still get in on the raffles?
>>173480023
There's a leech filter on the megaraffles, but not on regular raffles.
>>173459310
gotchu senpai
reasoning for scattergun name: i asked a server "what should i name my scattergun" and someone said "kappa" so i named it that
>actually using the Boston Basher
it's literally the melee weapon of choice in 6's
Gotta heal fast
>not using the basher to kill youself
>>173480628
I had a strange scattergun that I bought from the market named PogChamp.
People love their twitch memes.
No, thank you. I love my life too much to ever wanna commit a selfish and cowardly act like suicide
the only weapon scouts should be using is the mackerel
>not using stock metal bat
I've got a mean hankering for a strange shotgun
and i've got one for a strange natascha
>not using the pan as scout
and i've got one for a pistol killstreak kit
I hate idiots......
Guys foreal
If I have a festivizer and a Strange Natascha, can I make a Strange Festive Natascha
Post tunes to jam with while healing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0GKGpObgPY
>>173482274
i listen to Jeromes Dream exclusively when I play med.
>goldrush
>second stage
>enemy pushed past first point, just beyond the little bridge
>our engineer somehow got up into the attic and put down a pretty good nest
>soon we have soldiers and heavies sitting behind the nest
>enemies attempt to take out the nest
>literally failing even after ubering a demo
>the sentry nest is literally nowhere near the cart and doesnt even block their path
>they dont push the cart and lose
seriously what the fuck was that round
even their topscoring sniper was trying to take out the nest
>>173482274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iILs_WSY86w
>>173482056
go to sleep you dumb fuck
>Playing medic, ever.
Not all of us are cuckold connoisseur.
>>173482506
Yeah, the Engie Sentry jumped from the right courtyard onto the usual sniper spot
They went through the trouble of attempting to destroy it because if they control the attic, they can jump out from the left and right. With the attic controlled by Defense, they've got no other option than to push through the tunnels. Shame. Musta been a shit fucking Demo
>>173482820
thats what probably happened, though they could have ignored the entire nest because 80% of our team was there and pushed the cart instead
>>173482274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRmiHQF5O_U
reminder that playing with some relaxing music and comfy pants is the optimal way to fr4g
>Mfw fragging to good 90's music
https://youtu.be/WTyzTCnjMps
https://youtu.be/eiyczpeHZDc
that album came out in 2014
>>173482929
Unless your team was stupid as fuck, they'd know to jump on the cart as soon as they see that x1 on it. You can have a Heavy drop from the left window and destroy the team on the cart and he could walk back to spawn and take the TP if Blu is holding you guys from pushing forward, past the tunnels
>>173482958
Hell no. Hype tracks make me wanna go off on long streaks. Shit like classical is nice, but that doesn't feed the need to obliterate shitters
i came out in 2014
>>173483014
Stunke get out
>>173483368
ur about to be came in ;)
anyone got an electric twanger fast learner and graybanns I wanna buy them
>>173483419
>Funke is the only Heavy main who listens to weezer and posts on /tf2g/
Actually that's kinda specific...
me and balloonicorn are on a roll tonight
>>173483593
Send an offer for my FL (UC) and GB in metal
>>173483014
>no Back to the Shack
Why exist?
>>173483726
I want a balloonicorn
>>173483960
Pretty good frag songPinkerton is life though
>>173483635
>funke
>heavy main
what did he mean by that
funke isnt old enough to post here
]there are people in this thread with <3k hours RIGHT NOW
>>173484160
>1
its a nice cosmetic. i wish it didnt force pyrovision though. for most maps its a minimal problem at least.
]there are '''''people''''' in this thread with <3 sex pardners RIGHT NOW
}there are people who are less than <32 inches in legth riht NOW
]there are people in this thread who dont <3 cocks in their ass RIGHT NOW
]there are people in this thread with <3in in dotsy RIGHT NOW
]there are people in this thread with <3 inch dicks RIGHT NOW
>playing a 6v6 mix
>tell teammate pocket to stay more with med instead of playing like roamer
>he angrily replies that he would if i jumped the sniper
>he keeps playing "pocket" like a roamer for the whole match
how do i deal with this kind of people
>>playing a 6v6 mix
stopped reading there
>>173485565
i really hate it and they complain about not getting heals too
]there are people in this thread with <3 stranges in their backpack RIGHT NOW
stopped reading right there
Post your latest screenshot
>>173485628
but why
>>173486036
okay
>>173486036
>>173486036
>>173486036
>>173486036
>800x600
m-muh 10 extra fps
>>173486176
>>173486556
How do you set up custom crosshairs?
>how do you change weapons guys
how do you change your heroes guys
I literally need those fps to survive
>>173486232
>>173486556
>>173486806
>that tiny health bar and ammo at each corner of the screen
god i forgot how bad the default hud was
>>173486892
i dont know, i just chose crosshair6 from the default list and put "cl_crosshair_scale 20" in console
>i am incapable of looking at a corner to see a number
also its the improved default hud you ding dong
yeah it's improved but it's not apparent in a screenshot unless there's a damage number or i'm playing medic
its almost like you think any sane person would notice the difference
then whats the problem
>sane
Where do you think we are
>>173486036i havent played in 2 years and just started playing again yesterday
the problem is the default hud, improved or not, is awful
"just look in the corner duhh"
having bigger health bar or actual decently sized health numbers is important so that you dont lose your focus in combat while checking your health
>not changing hud every week
>looking at a corner makes you lose focus in combat
do you have adhd or something you dumb idiot
ive been playing for years and it never bothered me, nor do i ever lose focus
I don't need elderly easy access mega font to know when I need health.
>My opinion is superior because I don't know any better
there there
>USA
opinion discarded
>AmericANO
opinion descartada
except i have played with those retarded huds before
they dont add anything except confuse you when you have 68 on one side and 6 28 on another side and the ammo and health bars are MISSING
also what 173487525 said
does anybody here play windowed
i like it
>>173484160
https://tf2r.corn/kmckvr9.htm
>>173487819
virus do NOT click
>>173487669
you can get huds with health cross
i dont know how "6 28" can possibly confuse you, most huds even make the ammo numbers a different size just so you can easily tell wich are the gun and wich are not the gun
>>173486036
>play pyro
>try and ask engineer to place a dispenser
>mpph mpppph mph mpph mph
is this why the class is bad?
>>173483014
sauce on the pic
>>173487940
how do i make my game look that goodnot talking about that awful looking hud
>>173488176
minimum everything, no configs, dx 9
>>173488226
reminder that foundry, gorge, and thunder mountain all have CTF variants
>>173488753
>marxman
>cockfighter
>cuntsman reskin
>Fragger
I think you're mistaken, sir.
post huds I just use default
>>173489621
That's how you go DEEP and KILL
>>173489735
toonhud
>>173489747
no, you F R A G with soldier and demoman. Sniper is for pussies. Just like power armor
>>173489747
>no pro ks and 3 strange parts
you had one job
If i buy a Strange Professional Killstreak Australium Axtinguisher do you guys promise that Pyro will become a viable skill based class in his update and that I'll be able to flip it for three times what it was worth?
revert every pyro nerf ever but keep all pyro buffs ever
>>173489827
It'll likely have a pro ks before I give it away, the fabricators are dirt cheap. Parts are really iffy, I don't personally really like them, so I'm not going to drop them on it.
>>173490060
> Parts are really iffy, I don't personally really like them
Just say that you are poor. Theres no reason to lie on the internet, don't be like viva.
post isabelle nudes
>>173490146
Certainly not tf2 poor.
MJI garry's mod in a nutshell
The Vietcong find place to hid amongst the grass, awaiting American troops. (1972, recolored)
The really funny part about that post is that anon believes pictures with color were unavailable in 1972
>>173490503
Howdy partner! Seems like you misread that post! You see, "recolored" in this case means that the color was restored. While it's true that color pictures were available in the 70's and even before that, on the battlefield it was much easier to have black and white cameras, as they weren't as expensive as color cameras! Hope this here post cleared up any tarnations you've gone into from that!
>>173490639
http://www.vnafmamn.com/VNwar_photography.html
hm
would you look at that
most of these have color
WHY THE FUCK CANT I EVER BACKSTAB MEDICS
srsly ive gotten like 4 drops this week what's going on
medic melee crits 1-shot scouts
>>173490217
>tfw you wanted to play TTT with friends on this map
>it's a really well designed map with interiors
>play on fucking ttt_krustykrab with "Living in the Sunlight" by Tiny fucking Tim on loop built INTO the map
>there were NO guns located on the map
>>173435082
What if Pyro got some Nier cosmetics
>>173457509
>people aware of some good cloaked hide spots or juke points and just shoot there to be safe
>rush someone from behind, they hear footsteps and check their behind even when you are cloaked
>decloak right behind someone's earshot, they turn to react
>someone catches you disguised but on a suspicious retreat and spy-checks
>you get too close to the class or person you disguised as, teammates eventually check you
>player you disguised as, looks dead on the scoreboard already for another good 8 seconds and you get shot for good measure
Yeah, Spy is a bad class.
>>173455582
Pushing Deadringer Spy then airshotting him to track him back to ammo boxes. You generally get the opportunity in a Sentry nest when he's about to sap.
Better, if you can shove him into a dispenser to have an idea about where he's heading later, due to healing beam trail.
How much is 1 key worth in refined?
I just want to cash in my steam bux and holy fuck its annoying since hats arent on the market.
>>173494103
27 ref or somewhere around that
backpack.tf
What if there was a rifle with no charge and no scope but does 120 damage headshots
>>173486036
shootis.................
sniper rifle
+can headshot while unscoped
-33% damage penalty while unscoped
ambassador
I've unironically used the default HUD since 2007 and I enjoy it
if you don't use ahud please stop playing the game
>tf2
>>173495974
I unironically only use vintage hats and my mercs badge :v)
>not e.v.ehud
die in hell
>>173494424
Can't one-shot a Medic, therefore it's worthless.
>>173496104
It's probably just the hacker's bots
>>173496104
>>173497190
source my good man?
http://tf2r.com/kx8sm19.html
>there are people out there who haven't read that doujin yet
>>173497453
Make A Matchless Succubus Masochistic!!!
>>173497520
bless
>join game
>6 red autists with the same clan tag spawncamping
>my team is as usual, <50 hour not even gibus players
NEATO
>2012
>game works 100fps+ without any config on dx9
>2017
>have to use dx81 + max fps config and my game crashes every 2h
t-thanks valve
>tfw join goldrush on accident
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/nicelies
what are you 14?
>when you know the enemy team doesn't have any snipers
>join matchmaking
>"You are on your way to: Highpass"
>map changes while connecting
>"You are on your way to: 2Fort"
>>173491354
May be because they're backpedalling on a ramps all the time? Collided hitboxes makes it abit harder and as they move hitbox stalls behind them ever so slightly too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnA65GybCIo
*DEAD* carrier : are you fucking hipster or looking for attention
carrier : > uses gibus
carrier : yes it does. you aré looking for attention by using it
carrier : you want people to think you are noob | you want people to rage because of gibus | you want
carrier : Let me guess, I am not the first one to ever comment on it
carrier : I once used gibus to get attention and I got ragers all the time
carrier : but when I play sniper or spy, I get ragers
what did he mean by this?
>>173503415
he smely lol
>>173503415
autism so strong you can breach doors with it
>>173503415
"fckin' ragers"
>>173503415
> you want people to think you are noob
Yes i do akschtually. It's easier to frag people when think that you gibus shitter.
>>173483014
>>173483014
>>173483014
>>173483014
>>173488152
>>173488152
>>173488152
>>173488152
pls respond asking for a friend
Is rank 10 in Competitive good or bad
>>173504341
You played enough competitive to get to 10?
>>173504750
Yeah, on my way to 11
>>173499906
>building sentries and dispensers on arena
>tfw u get the team with 4 engineers on payload offense
>not a single one of them know how to spycheck
>the enemy team has multiple spies running diamondback
>''wtf why cant we push??"
>>173504750
Update: I am now rank 11
>>173479624
Hmmm, that's mildly rare
But check this out
>>173508181
bombinomicon?
>>173507410
>playing engineer on payload offense
Why?
>4 engineers
Double "why?".
>>173508265
Engineer can be useful on offense. The problem is when people who were playing engineer on RED don't switch classes.
>>173508235
Bumper Car bomb power up IIRC
>>173508235
Being killed by the explosion that occurs from the Bomb-on-Head that the Bombinomicon places on random players during the Merasmus fight.
>leave bad review on some shitty game
>downvoted to hell by fanbabies + angry comments
so fragile..
If an old bulid of the game got popular (think 2011 - 2012) would you play it?
>no drop system
>no craft system
>no cosmeticss
>you get all weapons
>>173513560
It's more about the community going to shit than the game desu
But sure, i'd bite. In theory you could basically find a way to just port the console versions and you'd have the unpatched game avalible.
>>173513946
>the unpatched 2007 game
>sentries under the map and pyro without airblast
not even purists would want that
even in 2009 the game had a myriad of CTDs and glitches.
>>173513560
>think 2011 - 2012
>>no drop system
>>no craft system
>>no cosmeticss
hello "i playing since 2015" old friend
>>173499089
thisexcept dx8 graphics are comfy
>heavy notices you're low on health and throws a sandvich your way
>you and him continue to KILL
gibusvision makes people very upset
>>173499089
make sure you remove the -dxlevel 81 from the launch options, it will make it much more stable for whatever reason, i haven't experienced black screens since removing that
>>173503415
He admits to his own projection fucking lmao
>call out a heavy main shitter
>gets mad and starts saying demo takes no skill
xd
>>173518828
heavy takes more skill than the nigger desu
>>173514606
the old version of the game would obviously not work with the modern item system, thats what i meant by those things you stupid stupid fuck
>>173518828
He's not wrong
Only skill needed for Demo is mid air sticky jumps
>>173520156
pogo jumping is just only one part of being a good demoman
>>173520507
Yes
Spamming where people would and should be is the second
Heavy takes plenty more skill
>looking at someone while holding w and m1 down takes more skill than predicting arced projectile paths
when did these shitters come to tf2g
he's a pyro and medic main lol
>>173520597
i could simplify what heavy does and make it dumb as well
but we both know that at the highest level of play, demoman requires substantially more skill
we all know that spectator is the hardest class in the game right?
>>173520705
To be an amazing Heavy, he needs to be stealthy. Demos and pipes aren't stealthy at all. They think they're slick with their sticky traps. Nah, we get rid of those and the Demo is left being a shitter with no trap for people to walk over
Heavy + communication = Unstoppable. You tell a good Heavy "Behind", he'll turn around and blast the shitter away. Demo turns 180, and he suicides piping the guy who puts up his DR and lives. Hell, he'll prolly Schadenfreude at the shitter Demo
Finally, a Heavy with the sickest Sandvich throws is an amazing sight to behold. Just ask the Homie, Blaris. You show him a "skilled Demo" and he'll show you a shitter who spams
Also, I've been here since 2013
>>173521121
>Also, I've been here since 2013
That's the most hilarious part of your post
>one chance in life
>born not as based viva
It's not fair!
>>173521292
>All 3 at once
wait what
>>173521420
vacc medic can pop all 3 resistances if they have 3-4 charges available
>>173521294
I'm here to fucking amuse you?
>>173521390
I mean there can only be one BasedViva. The Lord just made it so I had the honor of becoming the one and only. He sure is amazing
The Lord. I mean. Of course I am, but that goes without saying
>>173521292
Did you capture this while he was cycling or is it just the his you use?
>>173521121
heavy lacks any sort of real mechanical mobility which already sets him back compared to demo. He doesn't need to worry about spacial awareness(i.e. positioning and how he should interact with a team) as much as demo and his entire core gameplay is just being a meatshield. A minigun is objectively easier to aim in tf2, especially with tomislav existing over pipes+stickies. I feel like you're looking at heavy with tiny specific scenarios over anything else.
>haha what does this guy know xd
I came 3rd in open as a carry on my team lol
>>173521563
>Pop an entire uber meter just to get 2 seconds of crit immunity
why do people even use that shit weapon
>>173514606
>2015 was 12 years ago
>Comp
Lmao. Whatcha bragging about 3th place for? If you're not first, you're last
Me, I came in first in the Life lottery. I got it made. Get outta my face with that competitive bullshit, kid
>>173521121
>Heavy + communication = Unstoppable.
Also, heavy is second most braindead class after soldier. All you need to stomp is medic and just a little bit gamesence. Only main of most fag classes in the game could complain about that.
t. half heavy main
>>173520705
>be heavy
>w+m1 into a direction instead of engaging in and strafing around
>they predict your movement
>die to a backstab or sticky stack
>or step into the range of a high spot lvl3 Sentry or Sniper
>either those or your Medic swept away by a divebomber Pyro or any of the above
wow... Didn't know it takes more than that.
Both classes meant to be the counter of each other, stop arguing. They have different roles, but they're a match for each other.
Heavy will slowly waddle and scatter crowds with Minigun pressuring Engineers but that opens him to sticky spam or any burst damage attack like charged headshots, sticky flicks or backstab.Yet, Heavy can still Shotgun rush cheeky M1-M2 spamming Demoman to force him stickyjump away or take cover. Don't underestimate the power of fat-scout when you suffer burst damage often from enemy team.
>>173521856
oh so youre talking outta your ass
maybe i should just disconsider everything you say
got it
>>173521874
>soldier is braindead
why are shitters allowed to have an opinion again
>>173522079
I main soldier too. Chill out nerd.
>>173521664
you just gave me a sick idea, i should script a button to make vac switch nonstop
>>173522079
He's not wrong, though. They go on to make trash fucking montages like Shadowburn or stupid reaction images to shitpost with on forums
>disconsider
hi vkh
>>173522079
>>173522168
doesnt means youre any good, if you think soldier is "braindead" you are playing it wrong
>>173522209
i thought we were talkinga bout gameplay, not playerbase
>>173522284
this isnt triggering at all, easy to pick up, hard to master
>>173522376
keep talking, starter class shitter
>>173521681
>you will never be fighting alongside Reptile against teams of amazing quake and tfc players in the early days of tf2 EVER again
please...dont mention that "e" word, it just pains my heart
>>173522376
>doesnt means youre any good, if you think soldier is "braindead" you are playing it wrong
All you need to do to succeed as soldier is shoot at the feets and know few basic rocketjumps. Debate me.
>>173522284
You forgot about the rest
>>173522376
Playerbase who pick that class to main are braindead. Thus making their gameplay braindead
Tomayto, tomahto
>>173522278
what did it mean by that
>>173521121
sorry but this made me laugh out loud irl
your only experience in tf2 is fucking goldrush and it shows
>>173522376
Dude, one of the most well known soldier main youtubers use Conchbox combo. How deep that class can be?
>>173522829
Hey, now
I do some Hoodoo too. Rude
Barnblitz, as well
There are people in this thread right now who actually take viva's opinion seriously.
strange natascha + festivizer = ???
>>173523048
Just fucking do it already
gotta love cancer pugs
the thero guy was on pyro full time and they had a player who connected but stayed in spawn the whole time
>>173522996
>youtubers
>>173522996
>he thinks Youtubers are the end-all-be-all of TF2 skill
https://youtu.be/SPyjgl36fN4
rofl
>>173523307
>those demo and med points
were they afk the whole match or what
>>173523635
i think they were subs for leavers
>>173523606
Daaamn, bunny is so skilled, shooting feet and all. Waaaaoow
Plz don't call him bunny you know he doesn't like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD8EvOSnhjY
reminder if you use the gunboats your're a nigger
Okay, riddle me something. If soldier mains have b4nny, why the fuck people still praise Shadowburn? Please tell me.
*use gunboats*
sun finna
*bombs your medic*
ayo ayo
>>173524786
let me correct that
>if you use the gunboats and still want a medic up your arse your're a noob
>>173524909
Because b4nny is an autistic manchild and a crybaby.
Shadowburn is ok tier.
http://funtower.gameme.com
Servers are located in US
>>173525630
sdb is cringe tier but his rockets were crisp
>>173525759
>Servers are located in US
Into the trash it goes.
egg
>>173524726
he kinda lost his sanity mid way through
>>173526109
I don't blame him, not being able to do a jump that you're trying your hardest to do is fucking frustrating
>There are people in this very thread who are so new to the game they never played kotf_
What about eggs?
Bacon, Egg, and Cheese sandwiches with Arizona Iced Tea are the quintessential NY breakfast
That actually sounds pretty disgusting, desu.
the fendippitous eggmen are returning soon
>join a game on badlands
>guy starts talking excessively
>"OKAY TEAM SO WE'RE GONNA GO THIS WAY NO ENGIES BUILDING ON LAST BECAUSE LAST IS A CONICAL BUILDING AND IT'S NOT GONNA DO-" etc etc.
>tell him to shut up because i can barely focus with him running his mouth
>he immediately starts a votekick against me
>"IF YOU DONT WANT THE TEAM COMMUNICATING THEN YOU NEED TO GET OUT"
>i respond with "i didnt mean that"
>the votekick passes
wew lad
>>173486036
He didn't fall for it
>>173527002
>Not just muting him
>Being THIS upset that people try to communicate and work as a team in TEAM fortress 2
>>173486036
This guy was really upset that I w+m1'ed half his team from behind and neutered their push.
Daily reminder.
>>173493839
when was the last time we got promo items with a game
>>173527865
We got Disgaea items last year. Batman promos before that.
>>173486036
2shotted this guy several times in a row
post firemen
>>173528387
>>173528387
>>173528387
>>173528387
heavy minigun
+fires full blown stock grenades instead of bullets at the same rate as stock minigun
-grenades have forced dip beyond short-mid range so they become rollers
-self mark for death while fully revved. removed immediately after spinning down.
-initial damage penalty still affects grenades so they only do 50 damage for the first second
http://tf2r.com/kvmvrpu.html
>>173530454
>shotgun isn't unusual
LEECH
>>173530454
I've played with this Quantum dude once.
>>173531095
hi
if it was on tf2center and his name was capitalized it wasn't me
>>173530454
>tornado, violet
my DICK
thats the best combo right there
>>173531198
Was on a pub, snakewater if my memory is good.
I think you even disconnected mid game cuz we were getting wrecked.
>Lowercase names
There's absolutely nothing wrong with not capitalizing your name.
>>173531371
not sure if i remeber but you can add me if you haven't
>>173531380
i don't like the uppercase q
>>173527527
i ambushed you
>no you didnt
i ambushed you by running straight at you
>...
>>173531796
He complained that I wasn't playing pyro right. Also, I ambushed them all from behind the corner because they were all piled up under the dropdown like fucking retards. He kept telling my team to kick me and our other pyro who airblasted his rocket.
>>173528387
The lowercase, one word named guys always wreck my shit.
Should I join them?
>>173532318
no you are only allowed to use a name like that once you pound
>>173528387
>>173528387
He's beauty, he's grace
>>173532769
i wanna punch him in the fucking face
>>173533090
Those feelings are because of the RAGE-INDUCING flamethrower
How the fuck do I sell skins
>>173533428
You dont
Why would you buy them in the first place?
>>173533428
>>173528387
>>173533535
fugg
i might end up raffling the skins i do have
>>173533560
i got some from raffus, and the others are just because i dont wanna get a strange and care more about the fashion
if its factory new, i'll buy it for three fifty
>>173533205
might be
>>173533428
TRADE UP
>>173504341
its bad because you bothered with valve's competitive
>>173534053
there's only three that i have that i don't want though, i think i'd be better off with a raffu
>>173533428
You got a better chance to sell it if its an Unusual or Factory New otherwise you are stuck with it.
>>173533908
HOLY FUCK I FEEL HONORED THANKS
>>173534485
You must be new, we used to have loadout meme threads all the time.
>>173533428
SCM
>>173528387
>nothing but pass time hat, third place on scoreboard
>no heals
>wear australium + unusual, just joined aka 0 score
>2 medics
pressing tab must be hard for some people
>tfw listening to lapfox and playing tf2
it's like im 15 all over againand it fucking hurts
>>173534881
This is surprisingly nice. Would probably get a different misc, though, broiler doesn't really work well with the fireman look.
>>173534906
Score isn't any particular measure of skill, anyway. Especially since a heavy can just hump the cart and topscore without killing anyone.
>>173534485
why though
>>173534802
not really "new" but i've been out of the loop for a while
>>173534881
I'd replace the broiler with the breather bag
>>173528387
>>173535162
Eh, blizzard mask isn't really a good substitute for a more space-esque helmet. Good effort, though.
>>173535050
someone used my shit to make a joke and that to me makes me feel good cus im autism
>>173535296
I've had the parasite since 2010 and the breather since 2013, the moon pants were just cheap and looked decentalso I don't play pyro
>>173535039
>>173535056
Thanks , i think it could be nice
>tfw 2005 was 30 years ago
Truly, one of the greatest eras in Top 40 music
>when your life is so blessed you didn't even learned to count
>when you're life is so blessed you never even learned to grammar
wow really makes you feel old huh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FOXEOTTgPE
>1990 was 100 years ago
damn guys
>there are kids being born RIGHT NOW that will be older than you
http://tf2r.com/kql7ayl.html
>>173536275
I got a posthumous kills part and slapped it on my flame thrower
I am nigger rich
http://tf2r.com/kgpfnm2.html
http://tf2r.com/kgpfnm2.html
http://tf2r.com/kgpfnm2.html
http://tf2r.com/kgpfnm2.html
http://tf2r.com/kgpfnm2.html
http://tf2r.com/kgpfnm2.html
http://tf2r.com/kgpfnm2.html
>his weapon names are class quotes
is that winston churchill
no, thats misato katsuragi
>all these raffles
>25h in tf2 on this acc
>700+ on alt
>can't trade on alt
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
yes, that is winston churchill with the kaiser
Why do you have an alt?
>>173535556
Scrap Pack looks alright.
>>173504341
it doesnt mean anything
real competitive players will laugh if you take pride on it
>>173537378
I guess a lot of backpacks could work , i need to test , thanks anyway for the suggestion
is there any alternatives to shop.tf now that its dead? i wanna buy some cosmetics cause i gave all of mine away when i thought i would be able to quit the game
>>173528387
safety first
>>173537964
just trade for your cosmetics on backpack.tf most users have instantly accepting trading bots anyways
What hair colour should my pioneer get for his mane?
>>173539284
Sammon
>>173539284
Evens - Pink
Odds - Lime
>>173539284
Ye Olde Rustic Color
>>173539284
drably olive
>>173539284
Probably one that matches the beard, ya dip.
>Ive played game for 121 hours last 7 days
>17h day average
Do I have a problem
Nah, you good.
>>173531601
Whatcha got against uppercase Q? It's a nice looking letter
Not like it's a monster or anything
>>173539654
if you are experiencing pain or something like that please stop
i think i hurt my wrists permanently in a week like that
Ignore >>173539654 and please consider going outside for a bit
>>173539858
I got one of those hand brace things last year after I thought my wrist was getting fucked
>>173539847
can't explain it honestly, i disliked that letter since primary school
something something autism
>>173539974
did it help, do they still hurt
give me suggestions on what videos or pics of b4nny i should meme
b4nny more like absolute waste of oxygen
>>173540331
the one video where he is high as fuck listening to trashy metal
What is /tf2g/'s opinion on Decorated weapons in general?
>>173528387
im here to solve the case of the shitty pyro loadouts
>>173539284
Lime
>>173540638
they look good in dx8
>>173540256
Yeah, I think it worked. I had a stretch of about 2 weeks where my right wrist was destroyed, so I'd sleep with it on, I'd sometimes go to work with it on. I don't wear it anymore, so maybe it worked or maybe it just passed and I was imagining things
>>173540331
What >>173540448 said. He's a fucking bum
>>173540731
Cool, can you fix the one you posted? It's fucking trash
>>173540638
they're the lime paint of weapons.
>>173540331
>>173540731
>Police Pyro
>Doesn't even equip the Law
>>173541310
I can't equip the law
I AM THE LAW
>>173541351
Thing is, law people usually wear the full uniform while on the job. It's prolly illegal for fire fighters to go into a burning building without their hat on
You betrayed the law
>>173541529
And don't say you're undercover because your badge is showing
>>173541529
its a fucking detective in business casual
>>173540731
>Backburner
>Axtinguisher
case closed
My backpack has increased significantly in price over the last few days
>"I desire the front passenger seat"
either ive played with you recently or you're not the most original lad out thereand both of them are equally as likely
What are the most popular / normie games of 2016 ?
>Dota 2
>csgo
>Dark Souls 3
>GTA V
>>173529198
I like this.
>>173542650
>Hearthstone
>CS:GO
>League
>DotA2
>h1z1
>GTA V
>>173542650
hearthstone and overwatch
>>173541986
Ok, to be fair the axe dousen't really compliment the backburner but, ive been using that set since the pyro update. Too much nostalgia to change
>>173542650
overwatch
stop with the early threads and stupid fucking fempyro shit
let me redo the list
>any MOBA
>CSGO
>early access zombie garbage
>GTA V
>OW
>>173542749
is hearthstone even popular in 2016 i dont think the playerbase is that big compared to truly normie games
>>173543303
"no"
>You will never taunt kill a sentry gun while cloaked ever again
>>173543862
Good
Taunt kill me
Just kill me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT4rgTZ5GwA
Since we moved onto other thread already...
>>173544180
2 dank 4 me
die
ok...