/meg/ - Mass Effect General

>>173370470
Is the Killzone spammer a new form of Ralph?

because they did nothing right

lololol

>>173370470
God DAMN I love the Cerberus aesthetic

Cora is cute

>>173370635
>implying they are separate people

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Humanity is a shit

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turaryan waifus best waifus

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nth for PTSD Vetra.
https://youtu.be/VCaZn2tdpW4?t=133

Reminder
avatar fagging is a bannable offense, report and ignore

So are the kett gonna be the bad guys all the way through, or will we end up seeing them in a different light come MEA2?

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Post purity.

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>In 2171, Pope Clement XVI was assassinated and replaced by Leo XIV, whose beliefs about militarizing humanity was aligned more to the ideology of Cerberus. The existence of the position of pope indicates that Catholicism is still at large.

NON NOBIS DOMINE
NON NOBIS
SED NOMINE TUO DA GLORIAM

DEUS VULT

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Take responsibility, /meg/.

is there a master list somewhere of all mods/augments/etc and which vendors sell them?

>>173370773
This seems like a weird moment, she's absolutely jolly about killing in every other piece of dialogue.

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;_;

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>>173370635
Hey I don't make shitty reddit threads about politics or make them 50 posts early

>>173370803
Next game vs the Kett empire and something to do with the Jaardan Angara I guess. Not sure.

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>>173370805

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>>173370805
What purity?

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>>173370719
>n7 armor
>autistic nigger bitching about it

>>173370719
looks like shit. Bring back the ajax armor.

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Vetra = by far best waifu but really none of the characters in this game are that great, though Drack's monologue about how he received his granddaughter when he was in the hospital was pretty touching.

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>>173370754
>>173370821
>>173371148
Daily reminder vetra was a rape victim that got trains run on her in omega

>>173370997
what exactly is she doing after blocking that attempted hit?

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>>173370949
That's 2pure. Where's the cuddling tho.

>>173370997
That's what all angara deserve.

>>173370803
The conflict with the kett will draw the Jardaan back to the cluster.

>>173371148
>implying Drack isn't one of the best written bioware characters. Like damn son. They really hit the spot with him.

>>173371148
Best waifu/husbando is the one that's perfect for you.

>>173370997
How the fuck is she blocking exactly? That angara is literally over twice her size. And angarans are supposed to be much stronger than humans to begin with.

Jesus such little changes made the game look so much fucking better. There's no excuse for not having this at launch

>>173371148
Agreed. It actually got me a little misty eyed.

>>173371279
>That's what all angara deserve except for Sara's boyfriend, who deserves only love and snuggling
FTFY

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>>173371314
we could have had the perfect future for our species

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>>173370860
Fixed that for you.

>>173371387
They rushed the game as hard as they could to release it in the past fiscal year which ended on March 31st.

>>173370803
The Primus should just fuck off back home. It's been 80 years of dicking around in this shithole cluster, you've got your DNA samples, go home and get laid.

Whatever killed the Jaarden and created the Scourge (aka Reapers 2.0) will be the big bad.

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>>173371279
We both know what angara deserves.

>>173371421
Remove Kai leng. he doesn't deserve that future.

>>173371435
define "relevant" in this case.

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>>173371435

JAAL IS BI

>>173371387
>people will blame EA for this even though EA had no choice but to release since the fiscal year was ending
>will not blame Bioware for being incompetent fucks and squandering five years

>>173370860
too many fags

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>>173371407
>>173371449
Fake news.

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>>173371372
Sara is a strong girl.

>>173371435
>Kaidan is relevant for males but not females

What

>>173371435
>Jack
>not relevant

She's pretty much the only waifu that has a great payoff in ME3.

Reyes will probably be relevant if this shitty game gets a direct sequel, but he's not relevant in the shipped game right now.

>>173371439
>you've got your DNA samples, go home and get laid.
That's not how they work, anon.

>>173371372
Retard strength

>>173371641
yeah, I know they can't reproduce sexually. I was joking, but really if there's this vast/civilized Kett Empire somewhere in Andromeda and this force has been dicking around in Heleus for 80 years they should probably go home and take a break.

Wait, if Kett have no sex organs, how did Ryder/Moshae know the cardinal was a lady?

>>173371358
Best waifu is the only one who can make babies to carry on the Ryder name

Degenerates who fuck non humans need to be lined up and shot

>>173371734
Their mission is literally to create more of themselves. Leaving, for them, is essentially stagnation and death.

>>173371553
Jaal is for Sara only and is going to be a wonderful father to their dozens of hybrid children.

>>173371832
The Cardinal's tumblr blog lists her pronouns.

>>173371832
She's a cunt.

>>173371372
she's a stronk woman you sexist pig. check your privilege.

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>>173371880
I endorse this line of thinking

Who was your favorite minor character in the game?

I have to say Vorn for me. The Krogan with the Angara waifu was pretty cute too. Most of the Krogan in this game were great.

>>173371717
>Sara will never pin you down with her autism muscles and force you to play doctor with her

>>173371892
What's the point of creating more of themselves if they're just tossing them out as shock troops in meaningless wars of conquest.

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>>173371553
>bisexual aliens
>in a bioware game

>>173371880
so Sara then? i concur.

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>>173371880
But Vetra can.

what options do I need to pick to convince all angara to go to nexus

Reminder that SAM literally saved the whole cluster almost single-handedly.

By extension, Alec saved the whole cluster by creating SAM. Ryder, the Milky Way races, and the Angara were useless.

if i dismantle a weapon with augmentations, do i get them back? ive researched augmentations that ive never seen in a fucking store before.

>>173371908
kek

>>173371435
nice opinions there

>>173372136
Yes.

>>173372087
>Asari
>Vetra

>>173372119
The options you find on Google.

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>>173371636
I don't doubt It already sold more than a million. Andromeda will keep going, but it will take sometime for a new release since they are working on a unnamed project and probably DA4.

>>173372005
I'll second Vorn. I really liked Avela too, she seemed genuinely passionate about what she was doing and her romance was sweet.

>Can't get the feeling that Andromeda is just HFY wank out of my head

I know it's not but just tired of humans being the only race that can do anything.

>>173372119
Can't remember the necessary choices but I think Tann still gives you shit even if you convince all of them to go.

>>173372245
The new IP and DA4 shit is mostly being done at the Edmonton studio, isn't it?

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>>173372276
what
why

>>173372254
It was a nice surprise that when you completed Avela's relic quest, the Moshae mentions that her findings from them were so great that she'd make Avela her successor.

It's nice that even the little task quests could have an impact on the universe. Rarely, but it happened.

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>>173371906
Jaal is for taking Scott's massive dong up his squidhole nightly

>>173372005
The turian guard in the nexus in front of the holding cells had some pretty amusing bants.

Vorn was good. Christmas Tate was kind of awful in an endearing way. I mostly liked all the other pathfinders too (Avitus, Sarissa, and Raeka). I also like the Krogan merchant and the other one behind that counter, the one who claims to have woken up early in cryo but you can call bullshit on him.

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>>173371372
Megablocks shills trigger her.
A lot.

>>173372432
It's very rude to tell lies like that, anon.

>>173372005
I'll go really minor. I liked that random Salarian on the Nexus who babytalks at a console.

>>173372361
Yeah. I think Austin is helping with the new IP stuff, but they don't have as big a studio there anymore. I wonder how much actual work has started on DA4.

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>>173372237
>asari
Monogendered species
>vetra
Rape victim, whose cunt has more cobwebs in it then an abandoned haunted house and far more scary will go for anything with a pulse that will hold it
I guarantee you vetra would be totally straight if any guy actually wanted to fuck her

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>>173372382
>tfw Scott is next Moshae's taoshay
Through the dick, unity.

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>>173372527
Just wait a month or two, my friend.

Honestly I'd prefer Evfra. Or even Akksul. God, that would be amazing. Turning the former Roekaar leader into your fuckbuddy.

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>>173372565
really it's like all dykes really, offer them a cock and boom straight

>>173372005
That turian in gaol for shooting his superior officer on eos

>>173372710
How the fuck did you like that guy? He's a lying pussy coward by Turian standards.

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Cora is best.

>>173372662
Maybe you'll get someone like that. We can make all the predictions we want, but we still don't know for sure what Bioware's going to do.

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NEW THREAD
NEW REMINDER
NO SEXUALIZING SARA BEYOND THIS POINT
___________________________

>>173372773
What the fuck happened to her face

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>>173371148
>posting the wrong version

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NEW THREAD
NEW REMINDER
SEXUALIZE SARAH HAS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AFTER THIS LINE
_____________________________________

>>173372871
someone on /v/ tried to make her a cute anime character.

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Sara was built for Turian pussy.

>>173372829
>You can't have DSL if your L haven't SD

Would Sara be up for an Angaran gangbang?

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>>173372702
>>173372565
can you two stop being such assholes vetra is bi live with it

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All shit aside. Will they ever fix tempest interior? Or exterior. Anything. Jezuz Crizt, its so annoying to feel how inside is 9999% larger than outside!

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>>173372959
>the yurifags will be the only ones making Vetra content

>>173373027
how's it feel to know that her romance scenes are so ass and it is your fault?

>>173373067
Get drawing anon

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>>173372959
>>173372883
Reported.

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who did he voice /meg/?

>>173373054
>inside is 9999% larger than outside!
The inside is also a hell of a lot shorter than the outside too.

>>173373143
Vetra

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>>173373105
But I can't draw or really do anything artistic besides makes memes on /his/.

>>173373143
What happened to the eyebrows on the left guy?

Did fedora man eat them?

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>>173372829
>>173372883
D-doushiyo

Killzone avatar fag blown the fuck out.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12696403/r

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>>173373027
>>173372959
reminder to all the dykes, you just hate men because no one wants to stick their cock in you
If I was willing to actually dick you thots you would crave cock all day long to bad I find masturbation better then sex at this point
Have fun with lesbian bed death faggots

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>>173373143
I hope you didn't forget about preordering Mass Effect Andromeda.

>>173373214
>makes memes on /his/.
Yet another board with a good premise lost to faggotry.

>>173373292
Do we even have Garrus fangirls?

>>173372361
>>173372543
inb4 Montreal is working on DA4

>>173373214
You can improve if you work on it.

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>>173373292
>mfw not on the cancer list

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Would you a Vetra's VA?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZr5kBcSFc8

So, the humans are the only one really making any progress in Andromeda correct? all the outposts we establish, though containing other species, are all humans outposts right?

>>173373280
Nevermind, looks like he just glued them to his chin and lips.

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>>173373292
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12696403/r
I made that poll with that option to get that result ;^)

>>173373027
>loveislove
>>>/tumblr/

>>173373417
Because anon I actually like you

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>>173373281
Not canon.

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>>173373328
There can be occasional gems, but like 70% of threads are /pol/tards "asking" one of three questions: was Egypt/Persia/Rome/Mesopotamia/Greece/etc. white, why are black/yellow/brown people so inferior, and why do people dislike Hitler. Plus the Romanboo threads. I just go there for shitposting mostly, that and dumping trivia I consider too poorly preempted or lowbrow for any actual forum.

It did give birth to the short-lived trend of Enverposting though, have to give them some credit for that.

>>173373520
There is nothing more pathetic than a needy narcissist with low self esteem.

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>>173373520
keep fighting the good fight

>>173373480
Pretty much, but since all the other arks have been recovered and have a pathfinder now you'd expect them to get some work done by MEA 2

>>173373480
The original intent was that each race would have their own new homeworld.
Obviously that idea is scrapped, for now.
All of the outposts are multi species things. The only place that it seems will be human only is Meridian.

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>>173373585
It is 100% canon.

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>>173373323
Is that Rodd Howard?

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>>173373292
He really is the worst poster here

>>173373293
>lesbian bed
Nice meme retard can you kindly fuck off to >>>/r9k/ or >>>/pol/ they would actually like your kind there

>>173373417
You too bigot

>>173373520
>I made that poll with that option to get that result ;^)
Hows it feel to be a small dicked narcissistic fuckhead that is hated here more then anyone else here

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>>173373678
JAAL SHOULD HAVE BEEN BI

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>>173373848
oh no
i've been called a bigot
oh damn
my life is over
oh no

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These lips are for Scott only.

>>173373004
she would never let anyone but scott see her nude

>>173371613
The "slow burn" and longer to admit their feelings for each other is much better than femShep's started from 1 and stayed faithful

>tfw Salarian Architect is just an Engineer
>also hear that he sucks
>hate Engineers, have never found one I like
>but the outfit/helmet is cool

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>>173373913
Those lips deserve something bigger.

>>173373630
>>173373670
so, since we seem to be the only one doing any pathfinding here, would the humans need to "donate" planets to other species?

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>>173373902
fag tears are delicious

>>173373913
>Sara tells you to close your eyes
>leads you into Pathfinder quarters
>won't still giggling
>sits you down on the bed
>tells you to open your eyes
>see this

What do you do?

Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually Vetra. She's busy tending to what's left of her cloaca. So she survived our fuck on Kadara. She's not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your cock wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire Turian is dying because you lacked the girth to win. The legend of Ryder needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your cucking. -Liam

>>173373350
kek, guess that'd be one way to bury all your single-player oriented / non-star wars properties for a while.

>>173374003
No, but they can have designated protectorates on human worlds.

>>173374003
Well there's little reason for humanity to settle a dextro world.
by the time the other Pathfinders are out and about there's more pressing matters going down.

>>173373902
>should have
I'm having a hard time thinking of a male character that comes off as straighter than him.

>>173373480
Krogans had their shit together long before Ryder showed up

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>>173373913
Man her eyes are so pretty.

>>173374179
Which is why they get a seat at the table.

>>173374074
They are ok as a support studio. MEA if you only consider the technical aspect is a trainwreck.

>>173374179
yeah, but krogans are krogans, and we're bros right?

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>>173373591
Expect a faggot like you

>>173373626
always doing so

>>173373848
>bisexual love
>can you kindly fuck off to >>>/r9k/ or >>>/pol/
>You too bigot
HOLY SHIT I FOUND TUMBLR
>Hows it feel to be a small dicked narcissistic fuckhead that is hated here more then anyone else here
feels fucking great cunt better then your vacant shriveled up cunt ever could

>>173373902
>literally r9k incarnite
>he should have been gay
Faggots would bitch if he was and bitch when he isn't
face it all you want is a gaylien

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>>173374035
Kissu, no doubts.
I love her.

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>>173373902
Nah...it's clear by the writing he was intended to only be for girls.

I'd rather have a gay romance with Avitus, Kallo, Evfra, Tiran, Aksuul or even Jarun Tann than with suddenly Bisexual Jaal.

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>>173373989
Yes, they do.

>>173373105
I am. Going to finish one soon too. Though the quality is better suited to eliciting a laugh from /meg/ denizens than it is for posting on galleries

>>173374279
>all you want is a gaylien
no shit

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>>173374367

>>173374404
snipers are still god tier and ars are absolute dogshit.

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Off to sleep.
Goodnight, /meg/

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>>173374279
>face it, all you want is a gaylien
Not him but YES

All I want is a gaylien to romance.

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>>173374035
Buy lego.

>>173374506
Sweet dreams of Sara cuddles, anon!

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QUICK

Whom in the Tempest would give Ryder the best sex?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12699503

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>>173374367
now please shut the fuck up with that faggot shit, I settled this threads ago and that got you fags to quite down just admit all you want is a gaylien like >>173374482 and ask for a bathhouse quarian in some shitty dlc

>>173374493
>comradely

>>173374587
Cora's a tryhard desperate for someone to show her any sort of acceptance or affection, she's absolutely gonna do her best for Ryder.

>>173374587
Isn't it 'Who 'since it's not the object being modified by the verb here? Also, the answer is SAM since it's wired directly into your nervous system and can do pretty much whatever the fuck it wants to Ryder's body.

>>173374493
>actually believing this

The coded 100% confirms they were gay lovers. BioWare would never have included that line if there was even a possibility of it just being brothers in arms. This is a BioWare game. They are gay. Get over it.

>>173374718
>Cora's a tryhard desperate for someone to show her any sort of acceptance or affection

That's literally all of them though. Except Liam.

>>173374587
No one voting for the guys kek

>>173374723
Shit, imagine the possibilities.

>>173374745
codex*

>>173374587
Vetra has both reach and flexibility, as well as the tightest pussy.

MEA crack is really shitty. Should I buy the game from GMG, /meg/?

>>173374884
>forgetting that turians can make their pussy actively massage dicks that are in them

>>173374587
>Vetra proactively gets on Ryder before the fade to black
>Cora makes Ryder do all the work

>>173374884
>try to fuck Vetra
>dick won't fit because her cunt's designed for turian male pencil dicks

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>>173374915
>cracked version has no 1.05 patch
Why do you even asking?

>>173374632
>no SAM

Shit poll. SAM can stimulate your brain directly, nothing can surpass that.

>>173374915
If you're going to buy it, just wait a couple months. You've managed to wait this long. It should be bargain-bin-tier by then and patches would have fixed much more. If this two-week patch was any indication you can expect pretty large improvements later.

>>173374929
Reason #342 why raptor love is the patrician choice

Why can't I get SAM out of my head?
Why can I not say anything negative about the fucking AI?

>>173374915
>buying EA games
come on man, you should know better

>>173374989
>>173375070
>CTDs every 15 minutes or so

$40 is not that expensive

>>173375037
Fuck, meant that for >>173374587

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>>173374279
>literal nazi
>homophobic
why does anyone pay attention to your bullshit
>HOLY SHIT I FOUND TUMBLR
Yeah so
>feels fucking great cunt better then your vacant shriveled up cunt ever could
for your information I have a girlfriend
>face it all you want is a gaylien
No we want well written loving meaningful romantic relationships with nonhumans
>>173374493
>>173374632
eat a dick homophobe they were gay and they loved each other

>>173374632
I don't want your gay Quarian.

Quarians are shit tier, bro.

>>173375125
i have a legit copy and the mp crashes every other match for me after this patch too. wait a bit.

>>173374965
>>173374918
>Turian women are very tight for humans

Is that why her cut lewd moans are so struggled?

>>173375097
Because we Halo now, and SAM is your Cortana.
In the last game he'll go rampant and kill Ryder

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>>173374782
Neither is Gil. He doesn't really seem to care what you think about him unless you romance him. He gets a defensive tone but still loves you so he won't get mad, more like genuinely curious what you think of him

>>173375154
>eat a dick homophobe they were gay and they loved each other
Eat a dick, faghag, they were best friends and you're just projecting your fetishes because you have nothing in life.

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>>173374587
retard you forgot to add sara. not voting in this shit poll.

>>173375330
>implying Sara isn't Ryder

>>173375330
Sara isn't on the Tempest dummy.

Plus she'd win by a landslide and it wouldn't be fair.

Now that Vetra fags have been outed as SJWs, can we leave the fucking meme waifu behind?

>>173374723
He can't penetrate Ryder. Only Gil, Liam, and Jaal can do that. Technically SAM could cause the same stimuli but it's not the same as having a nice meaty stick in you

>>173375428
yes

>>173375449
Cora can penetrate Ryder too.

And technically Peebee mindfucks you.

Will there be ME: Andromeda 2?

>>173375449
You can penetrate Ryder with a big and thicc omni-blade.

>>173375449
SAM could probably fuck with the nerve endings to give the same effect. He could probably work every erogenous zone you had without ever getting tired, feigning a sore neck, bitching about where you shoot, or asking you to get him a towel afterward. The other options can't compare.

>>173375428
>"We"

/meg/ is Vetrafags. It has been for at least a couple weeks before Andromeda released, where every new bit we got on her was met by dozens of posts about how great she was. This is why that "most hated" poll had Vetrafags as at the bottom (i.e. among the least hated) of the options despite literally everyone in this thread but them hating them. They weren't going to vote for themselves.

>>173375504
Can humans penetrate asari?

>>173375545
>Not the Krogan Hammer

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>>173374482
>>173374570
admitting to your faggotry is the first step, the next is quite simple, buy rope, tie a nose, throw the rope over a tree branch get a stool, and then jump off it

>>173375154
>why does anyone pay attention to your bullshit
Because I get under your skin more then the lack of a cock ever could
>Yeah so
I never want to be right again
>for your information I have a girlfriend
I know you are a dyke but is there any hope that you are just some really beta male yuri fag
>No we want well written loving meaningful romantic relationships with nonhumans
No DYKES and WOMEN want that bullshit faggots would be totally happy with dialogue straight out of a porno as long as they see some ayyliens butt
also
>nonhumans
do you want a relationship with a fucking dog
>eat a dick homophobe they were gay and they loved each other
Even if they were gay, they didn't love each other as much as the others cock in their asshole

>>173375165
well I wanted a better game, but I never got that, so live with what you get

>>173375567
>missing the last sentence
What if Ryder really wants a dick in his/her mouth?

>>173375591
Hotdog down a space station docking port.

>>173375584
>/meg/ is Vetrafags.
No.

>>173375621
Krogan Hammer is for Scott only

>>173375584
>/meg/ is Vetrafags
Time to put /meg/ out of it's misery

>>173375680
Deny it all you want, it's the truth.

>>173375529
No, Bioware closing doors tomorrow. More news at 11

>>173375662
SAM can alter Ryder's consciousness to give the sensation of having an infinite number of dicks in their mouth, ass, ears. And in those infinite dicks there are an infinite number smaller dicks protruding from the urethra like little xenos.

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WHY IS ALL VETRA STUFF GAY SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK

>>173375628
>tie a nose
Kek.

I know you want a gay suit-rat to fuck but that's not happening.

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>>173375584
I'm not a Vetrafag

>>173375753
Bullshit

>>173375584
It will never cease to amaze me that in two months, Vetrafags have followed the complete cancer journey that took Talifags years to take. That's impressive in the worst way.

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>>173375738
>Deny it all you want, it's the truth.
this is what vetra fags actually believe

>>173375738
I deny it because it's inaccurate. I'm on /meg/ and I can't stand Vetra. Looks like >>173375735 is in the same boat. Take your socjus, we are the majority because we say so, horseshit elsewhere.

>>173375775
She's tumblrs waifu.

>>173375756
This is poetic.

>>173375804
>no option to wear the undersuit around the tempest

They better patch it in.

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Shiiiiiiit, I knew I recognized Augie's voice.

>>173375775
Female fans draw most of the fanart and write most of the X-rated fanfics. And obviously if they like a character enough to draw them in a romantic context, they're going to pair them with their self-insert. Even Tali had hundreds of pics pairing her with FemShep despite literally not being a FemShep option at all, while Vetra actually is a bi option; Scott/Vetra had no chance.

see also: the disproportionate rate of FemShep/Liara vs BroShep/Liara pics. You'd think five times as many people played FemShep as BroShep even though it's the other way around.

>>173375756
While true, I'm pointing out that Ryder might want to have sex with another person. Not just advanced masturbation with SAM

>>173375903
>We’re also looking at adding more cosmetic items to single player for free

It'd be nice to have as an option

>>173375947
SAM is another person, you AI hating bigot. :^)

>>173375967
Let them add paler skintones and the mirror first.

>>173375903
It looks uncomfortable compared to the Initiative shirt and pant s

>>173375841
>I deny it because it's inaccurate. I'm on /meg/ and I can't stand Vetra.

Yet most of /meg/ loves her. Multiple polls over the past few weeks have confirmed this, as has the sheer volume of Vetraposts compared to every other kind of post. There's really no point in denying it.

>>173375628
>faggots would be totally happy with dialogue straight out of a porno as long as they see some ayyliens butt
Not really, I know where to get my alien lewds and its not from Bioware.

Besides we already see Jaal's butt for free, I just want a nice romance with an alien guy instead of raising babies with Gil or being the Charlatan's bitch.

That's why I included Salarians even though they have a very low sex drive

>>173375939
Why do people keep asking this question anyways? The only fan content men consistently make is porn, sometimes good and mostly shitty. Women do most of the fanart and other fanworks and it's been that way for a while.

I'm surprised the femtur fetishists like that guy whose art gets posted here constantly haven't latched onto Vetra, though.

>>173376062
do people actually like skin tight shirts? I get uncomfortable just looking at them

>>173376079
The more anon denies it, the more attention he gets. That's the point.

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>>173375428
>mfw I will purge waifufaggotry on this board one cancer at a time
I am the asshole /meg/ needs but not the one it deserves

>>173375775
yurifags here have been outed as tumblr anon, just wait and the vetraxsara shit will die

>>173376140
>faggots don't want to fuck eachother
where the fuck was this during the AIDS crisis

>>173376167
They might want to stay with their oc turian instead. Or maybe they don't like Vetra

SAM is also in love with your LI because he's so intertwined with your experiences and emotions.

What does it mean?

>>173376140
At this point I don't even care if it's a gaylien, I just want an unobtrusive homo romance.

>>173376294
he's a voyeur

>>173376294
Cora was smart to shut it down while banging Ryder

>>173376294
[x] Pick destroy

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What are the odds that Vetra will want a kid?

>>173376294
Does this unit have an erection

>>173376379
Did any other LI's do this? I haven't been able to romance anyone but Cora yet.

>>173376079
Statistically, I'd say
>45% Vetra posts
>35% Sara posts
>19% Cora posts
> x < 1% Gil
I don't see anyone mention any romances except those. Gil is just one guy too

>>173376253
but my dude, you are the cancer

>>173376398
100% that you'll be the one to decide that if she's got a loyalty mission in the next game.

>>173376253
The fuck should I know about the aids crisis? I wasn't around for that.

I just want to romance gayyliens. Humans are shit-garbage.

>>173376270
Wouldn't blame him. She might just be the worst prominent Turian we've ever had.

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>>173376294
>mfw SAM starts getting jealous

>>173376294
>Your waifu or husbando talks to SAM alone
>SAM expresses affection for them instinctively because of his connection to Ryder
How would they react?

>>173376558
Oh I disagree

Nyreen ended up being lame. So fucking lame.

And she died in the lamest way.

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>>173376482
>Ryder, I... want to find a way to start a family. I've heard some things about Meridian tech...
>Wanna give it a shot?

What do you do?

>>173374587
>"My ass hurts."

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>>173375382
every poll about sex should have a sara option no matter the cost

>>173376619
Next game SAM is going to get its own robot body and compete with you for your waifu.

On the bright side, you can fuck it and it's basically just masturbating at this point.

>>173376727
Tell her to ask Kandros instead,.

>>173376739
Fuck off Scott

>>173376668
A little weirded out. They fell in love with Ryder and did stuff with him but now think "Wait, were you watching us the whole time?"

>>173376398
Close to zero. Hopefully Gil taught them not to make it the romances fucking weird like that. Also, aren't people who raised their siblings much, much less likely to want kids later in life?

>>173376772
but will SAM get a moose knuckle to compete with EDI's cameltoe?

>>173375628
>live with what you get

All of this is something that you got; this world, with all the various kinds of people in it.

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>>173376784
>wanting another man to impregnate your waifu

>>173376739
assuming the poll is about scott of course

so why can't I fuck Captain Dunn

>>173376915
She's not my waifu

>>173376869
>implying me and Gil won't be awesome dads
But yeah, I don't like that Jill is using it to force herself in our relationship. She's manipulating Gil's aging psyche

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>>173376253
>>173375628
Get the fuck out of here you fucking cancerous fuckhead
First off they are lesbians, second of off they were born that way just like how I am gay, they don't want cock because they are wired to like other girls thridly telling gays to kill themselves is fucking wrong lastly what's so bad about tumblr yeah there are a few bad eggs but it's not THAT bad

also avitus and macen where gay, eat a dick and go fuck yourself if you can't handle it
why didn't they just give me avitus as a romance option instead of gil

>>173375775
Tumblr lesbians were shipping Vetra and Femryder basically since Vetra was revealed, and they've been doing it super fucking hard. I assume the size difference is a turn on, among other things.

It's probably the reason Vetra was bisexual. Bioware likely didn't write her that way to begin with but they saw the writing on the wall.

>>173376995
The obvious answer is to wait until she pops out the kid and then kill her.

Space is a dangerous place. Nobody will question the Pathfinder.

>>173376737
Of course, that's because Ryder knows what he's doing

>>173376679
the lamest, stupidest and unnecessary dead

>>173376965
Because this isn't CDPR.

>>173377016
You're trying way too hard, anon.

>>173377036
It was actually the other way around, her writer wanted her to be bi and pushed against what BW intended in the storyboard stages. That's the rumor at least, and it might even be bullshit because I read it literally nowhere else but here. It's not like if was a post on twitter or something. so where did people get that insider info? Unless they were literally bw employees, it's most likely bullshit and she was always supposed to be bi.

>>173376668
Jaal hopes that SAM also liking him means he's less likely to get cucked in the future.

Now that I think about it, Angara don't seem to give a shit about AI at all that I remember. Everybody is just "ah, that makes sense" when you talk about SAM and the Angara AI doesn't terrify them. I wonder if that's because of their origin even if they don't realize it.

>>173376965
She's too busy being competent and getting shit done.

>>173377271
If the Jardaan were a sentient AI species, that makes sense.

Is Heleus just Space Afghanistan. Graveyard for the Jaarden Empire, the Kett Empire seems bogged down and not going anywhere, and now the MW aliens are fucking over the Angara out of habitable worlds.

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>>173375628
telling lgbtqia people to kill themselves, really fucking classy
>Because I get under your skin more then the lack of a cock ever could
I never wanted cock and never will.
>I know you are a dyke but is there any hope that you are just some really beta male yuri fag
nope lesbian
>I know you are a dyke but is there any hope that you are just some really beta male yuri fag
they literally just said otherwise
>do you want a relationship with a fucking dog
ew hell no you pervert
>Even if they were gay, they didn't love each other as much as the others cock in their asshole
Just because you're a heartless bastard doesn't mean gay people can't love each other

>>173376253
>I am the asshole /meg/ needs but not the one it deserves
No you're just an asshole
>yurifags here have been outed as tumblr anon, just wait and the vetraxsara shit will die
I'm not going anywhere fuckhead
>where the fuck was this during the AIDS crisis
can you not be a walking stereotype from /pol/

>>173377036
>I assume the size difference is a turn on
It actually really is a turn on to be honest

>>173377064
>oops looks like jill fell down these stairs
>but this facility is low-gravity pathfinder
>space stairs are a bitch huh

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I want bsn to leave

>>173377271
>>173377373
If the Jaarden were totally AI wouldn't some aspect of them had remained in their devices and remnant bots?

>>173377016
i dont think avitus would like such a whiny, sensitive, out of shape homo. he'd probably call you a faggot and go find a real man.

>>173377481
>you will never kiss Vetra's tummy

>>173377534
Not if the Scourge was designed to wipe them from the servers. It fucks up technology too, the angara said their ships crashed because of it or something.

>>173377487
>>173377064
>Bioware will probably have Gil break up with you because of Jill
I will writefag and drawfag her having "accidents" desu

>>173377667
I like that even straight players can get pissed off at Jill. Why the fuck did she even ask to meet the pathfinder if she didn't want me to feed her my baby batter?

i cant be the only one who's grown sick and tired of suvi's voice, can i?

In MEA2 the Ryder you didn't play as will be in a relationship with Cora (scott) or Jaal (sara) making them the CANON LOVE INTERESTS

Vetrafags will be on suucide watch

>>173377251
It's not that I read it anywhere, it's just that Bioware tends to write really tropey bisexuals and Vetra isn't really a tropey bisexual so I just kind-of assumed she was originally straight because that's just what I'd realistically predict from Bioware's writing.

>>173377576
To his credit hetero people do that shit to each other too, not everyone belongs together just because they have the same sexuality. If Avitus wants to fuck a dominant male that's his shtick.

>>173377772
tracking a huge mineral deposit

>>173377795
She was written by Nyreen's writer who was implied to be in a lesbian(?) relationship with Aria so I'd think it was right up her alley.

>>173376727
You're probably busy, I'll let you get back to what you were doing.

>>173377271
>D: Doesn't SAM just freak you out, Jaal? A bot, whispering in Ryder's brain, hearing him think.
>J: Not at all. I'd love to take SAM apart... see how it all works. Although I need more information, schematics... I wouldn't want to... kill him.
>D: Goes without saying.
>SAM: Taking me apart would more likely risk killing Ryder.
>Ryder: Yeah, conversation's over.

I suppose AI and technical stuff is pretty close to them because of, you know, their nature.

>>173377772
She's got that really annoying breathy monotone faux-whisper, like Liara.

I don't understand how I get peebee's loyalty mission. Do I just need to do all the vaults? I keep finding more cores or whatever it is, but every time it's just 1 bit of dialogue and wait till you find more remnant info.

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>>173376471
more like cemo

>>173376541
>The fuck should I know about the aids crisis? I wasn't around for that.
should be like faggotry 101, fuck to many random strangers and catch a disease

>>173377016
I want to believe this isn't satire, I want to believe that you just fucking made a big mistake and got triggered, but this is raising way to many redflags for me at the moment
On the off chance I am wrong and you are 100% serious go the fuck back to tumblr and take that fag shit with you

>>173377481
>telling lgbtqia people to kill themselves, really fucking classy
>Being this much of a insufferable dyke
Don't you have a carpet to suffocate yourself with?
>nope lesbian
I hate you "people"
>they literally just said otherwise
I don't care it's not true
>ew hell no you pervert
>me
>pervert
>from the dyke that wants to scissor fuck a rusty cockroach monster
yeah sure
>Just because you're a heartless bastard doesn't mean gay people can't love each other
Keep on the bullshit tumblr
>No you're just an asshole
The best one
>I'm not going anywhere fuckhead
You are literally labeled as tumblr, you will be forced off soon

>>173377730
That is a good question. What reason does Gil give for wanting to introduce you to a Jill? For me it's because he must've been telling her that I was flirting with him and she wanted to ask personally if I was going for anything with him. But I can't think of a reason why he'd want to do so if you're just friends

>>173377973
I had that issue for a while. She keeps putting the quest on hold until you do more missions. Just progress in the story I guess and do the bits of her quest whenever they come up. Remember to talk to her and check your emails after every mission.

>>173378106
>can't even spell chemo right.

>>173378124
He says it in your first meeting the closer you get ot know him probably the more you'll hear about Jil. So as the game's story progresses and you keep talking to him it's a logical progression that eventually, after he tells you the whole kid thing, he sends you an email that Jil's gonna drop by and you should get to know her.

Same way Vetra mountain climbs with you even if you don't romance her.

>>173377772
the only people on board the tempest i like are kallo, drack, vetra, and lexi.

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>>173370470

Lol nothing wrong

Fuck off reaper scum

> Daily reminder TIM is a normie

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>>173377902
That would make some sense, I suppose.
I'm grateful, regardless.

>>173377772
I know this is retarded, but I wish she was voiced by this eurogamer chick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yzgl4btEgs

Suvi's VA obviously only gets work because of her accent, might as well pick a girl with a much better accent, and better voice overall.

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>>173378106
Why are there so many fucking lesbians and tumblr faggots here?

>>173377772
Vetra loves it apparently

>>173378389
>not "johnny get your gun"

Fuck off.

Should I save up for this juggernaut shield thing or buy more strike teams for better funds gain over time?

>>173377016
Avitus needs time to heal, anon.

>>173378467
Juggernaut since they seem to be rotating them out.

>>173378467
>Save up for
More like, how do you not have it already

>>173378389
Is that what that whole argument was about?

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>>173378373
go back to tumblr and take >>173377481 and >>173377016 with you

>>173377481
>>173378106
Get a room.

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>>173378106
Well good thing I don't fuck too many strangers then.

I don't give much of a shit about gay history.

>>173378532
literally helghastanon and some tumblr dyke getting into who can be more cancerous contest
Somehow helghastanon is less annoying then that sjw whore

>>173378148
I'm done the story! I might just have more to do on harval.

>>173378535
I've been here for eleven years now, if anything 4chan is what turned me into a faggot. I ain't 'going back' anywhere.