Eyosongive.us
http://www.probuilds.net/
http://champion.gg/
http://www.lolskill.net/
https://na.op.gg/
Father + Daughter fast food team edition
>>167709854
MATING PRESS
reminder that saying "open" before going afk doesn't make you any less afk
>>167729426
but it makes it more open
>want to play just right now before I go to sleep
>ded
>>167729320
They have an incestuous relationship.
xth for lapdances from Jinx
>>167729320
>was going to do a pizza man jax cosplay with my friends doing pizza delivery sivir and manager azir
>they backed out/doing other shit
>guess ill do pax jax and walk around alone
>;~;
>Camille ults me
>I'm Trundle
>>167729471
no
>>167729489
Aw don't feel bad anon. I still think you'll be the cham!
>MSI in BR
yay
>São Paulo and Rio
aww
Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c
>>167729387
>Diana
Bitch deserves no seeds for reproduction.
Why am I getting paired up with such shitty teams and getting matched against silvers in bronze?
Is there any point in playing this game?
>>167729468
>>167729487
hey guys, could you post some Jinx while servers are ded here. I don't have enought of her.
Vi is OK too.
I want to look EXACTLY like irelia and be MATE PRESSED by all the anons (male)good night anons care
>>167729759
>going to sleep without my cock in your mouth
xth for breast metal waifu
Don't mind me just posting Brightest Girl.
>>167729387
How many mating presses can diana take before shes filled?
>>167729759
I want to go to sleep with my cock inside of Irelia anons asshole!
>>167729578
I see why...
>>167729759
Leave, Ahri.
Which of these four would youhotglueand why?Sona, because of those boots. Makes me sad that she doesn't wear any in-game even as part of skins.
>tfw becoming accustomed to shen rework
>blade doesnt feel wonky anymore
>destroy my lane
>ult
>destroy someone elses lane
>+lp
damn this feels good.
>>167729995
i would cuddle the heck outta that katarina tbqh
>>167729748
>why am I getting matched up with shitty teams in Bronze?
C'mon anon im bronze too but do you really need to ask this question
>>167729637
>>167729891
Moar, please.
>>167729750
I dont have much Jinx, best I can do is post lewd ideas
w-what is this mating press meme?
>>167729387
no mating press for lamb?
>>167729995
I wouldn't put hot glue on any of them. That's mean. I would put my penis in them and ejaculate in an attempt to make them pregnant though.
Also the thread was lacking Ahri.
2 more days, hopefully
>>167729995
>hotglue
>not cumming inside
i see four fertile young ladies here, anon, why would you let that go to waste?
>>167730091
Forced
>>167730094
I don't like using Lamb because mods are inconsistent with what is and isn't SFW.
>>167730091
Ask your mom.
>>167729637
>>167730068
with how fit and toned kat is she must be really tight
>ace enemy team
>take their mid inner and inhib turrets
>they respawn
>ping team to back off and start to leave
>three of them go straight for the inhib
>enemy team engages
>turn around to try and save my team's asses
>we get aced
>they get baron and drag for free
>we lose almost entirely because three people don't watch the respawn timers
I'm never going to make it tosilver
>>167729995
MF. Usually I would say Sona but I can't really tell how big her chest is in that outfit. MF's thighs and chest are gorgeous. Also redheads are my weakness
If I already own Corsair Quinn, is heartseeker enough of an upgrade to warrant the RP?
>>167729974I know that lewd that artist made.I'm ashamed to admit it's azir's best lewd
>>167729995
The Katarina or Miss fortune.
That Sona looks like she's 30.
>>167730136
Aren't they supposed to release it as soon as the patch drops? I don't recall them holding onto them.
>>167730158
>>167730130
Cumming inside counts for all intents and purposes. Doesn't have to be on ;)
>>167729586
>tfw MG
>>167730209
dunno
what i do know is that the blood moon meme mode starts on the 10th, so the skins should be released by then
>>167730175
>>167730179
>>167730185
oh what the h e c k! that is way 2 lewd!!
>>167730068
So cucking has become /lolg/ fetish.
>>167730179
>Mods banning Kindred
My niggas.
>>167730209
You need avoid see Azir porns.
>>167730185
>tfw complete lack of league-related instant-loss-2-koma
>>167730032
Shitty teams I understand
But getting matched against a team with silvers is overkill.
I have a 34% winrate cause most of the time my team is too busy fighting themselves rathe than the game.
>>167730185
>not in a ripped version of her hero costume
what a waste of an idea
Who wants to write me some smut?
Also is the Anon I was talking to here from the last thread?
I forgot to add you
>>167730315
>tfw you will never corrupt cute and shy noob support anon.
>>167730068
faker isnt real kiddo
>45 posts in and more than half the thread is lewdposting
Go jack off for fuck's sake people.
>>167730376
I'm going to start playing ranked. Any suggestions?
>>167730409
Yes he is...
>>167730424
Fuck OFF /sp/you're welcome if you stop trying to police shit like a fucking faggot
>>167730424
It doesn't work, I get hard again within minutes.
giraffes - cute little jewish girl, down to earth but she's taken already so not an option boys (unless you cuck her bf)
rammuschan - very cute when cosplaying, would destroy her d.va cosplay with my dick, probably has a very tight vagina because she's tiny
smochi - amazon beauty from a rich family, legendary pokemon tier 10/10 /ss/ material
blulu - nudes/10
fiji - underage, average body and average face
parsee - alright body, below average face
bandlebro - cute face but she's fat and she's married already so no good
shibs - fucks moosh every night, maybe you can peel her away from him with a good gangplank cosplay
>>167730424
>Go jack off for fuck's sake people.
Okay, so answer >>167729995 for us.
EUW is still down
where the vg?
btw, how do i get into vg chat in the new client?
>>167729995
Sona because her face reminds me of my ex
>>167730518
I'm pretty sure the shy cute noob support anon is a girl too honestly.
>>167730467
faker aint shit
>>167730591
>ex
Lyte, why are you here?
>>167730424
Should be more desu
>>167730091
Just the impregnation fetish meme rehashed
>>167730661
post/link original
>>167730285
I'd imagine they'll prep it up like PROJECT, just release it tomorrow, maybe thursday. Make all of the money off of the edgelords.
I doubt they'd hold them, I didn't get Mastery 7 on Jhin for nothing.
>>167730352
>You need avoid see Azir porns.
I avoid it as much as I can.I don't even fap to him, I just happen to know that particular image I've seen exists and it's the best of lewds featuring him.
Stay mad kids
comfortable boyfriends~
>>167730697Before my mating press shitpost, I used to just a plain impregnation-fetish shitpost.
Is Destiny the most delusional league streamer in this >current year?
>complains about "dickriders" every time he gets ganked, despite the fact that he cosplays a botlane ATM machine every fucking game and can literally only play brain-dead aggro
>assumes every enemy team is ghosting him like he's a qtpie-tier big name
>thinks if someone gave him a D1 account he'd be able to keep it there
>sticks to that same shitty reddit double bf build every game even though lethality is objectively better on draven, bans people who argue otherwise
>plat promos
>bottom lane is Morde and J4
>feed the Varus Thresh lane hard
>come mid to feed my Ryze some kills as well
>amble around uselessly getting caught out every 30 seconds
>still have a 4/0 score, but I can't carry both bot and the top lane Garen who keeps trying to 1v5
>win some fights and push a few towers, but eventually bot just starts walking down mid
Why it is only in promos that you meet the most incredible shitlords and feeders? Is the game trying to test your ability to carry impossible to win games?
So after stabbing me, my friend tried to choke me today. It's been a great week so far, lads. I'll be happy if i make it to friday losing a limb or two.
>>167730424
I already thought you were based, but this just makes you a god amongst men raidersanon.
/vg/ vs. /vg/ on NA!
join up pass vidya
>>167730661
I wonder what it would be like to fuck janna in midair
heheahaehaeh
>>167730856
Because players wouldn't trade roles if autofill.
:3!
cute
>>167730936
>no results
>>167731013
just like you
>>167730957
>seal clubbing in normals
>>167730094
Can death be impregnated?
>>167730464
Lol, but I never said I was good player
>>167730315
Cute anon, are you a girl?
>tfw complete garbage and deserve to be in bronze
>>167731013
Remove Cancer Cat
>>167730540I don't know what hotglue means so I'm just assuming you mean which one I'd smash
The MF one, nice titties and the face can be circumvented via doggy style or paper bag
>>167730204
anyone?
>>167731197
>play champ that can't solo carry in no brain elos
>whine>because u don't have a brain urself
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hey guys, total noob here.
I like Kayle as a character, I'd love some tips on how to play her and general tips for noobs appreciated.
>>167731235
You should be old enough to have the agency and responsibility of your own money as well as the ability to decide if you like something enough to buy it lad
>TFW my mainfu is going to be nerfed into the ground for the next few patches thanks to riot "epik remeiks XD".
>people here are making fun of lyte when he has fucked more girls than most virgins here will ever hold hands with
shaking my head at you guys
>>167731280
you are right but i am trying to get a brain
>>167731201
Hotgluing means to put hot glue on something.
this is a hot glue gun
People would post pictures of figmas and other expensive decorations of anime girls covered in hot glue.Except the hot glue is body temperatureand the gun is a penis
i don't know how to take screenshots but place bets
use ur imagination
>>167731201
hey!
>>167731063
heh :3
streaming current /vg/ vs. /vg/ at ttv/bdox
>>167730704
Sorry I don't condone the touching of one's self.
>>167731347
Those legs are hideous.
The bigger they are the harder they ________
?
>>167731348
>Implying fucking womyn gives some kind of status.
kys virgin.
>>167731376
Remove Nidanigger!::::3!
>>167731448
cuck you
>permabanned for "egregious toxic behavior" because I typed kys one time in a game yesterday
>never had a chat restrict or suspension in my 4+ years of playing
>just instantly permad for kys
welp
do I make a new account or leave for good?
>>167731376
play with me
Post 'em
But be nice!
>>167731448
Give paizuri?
>>167731458
i really like nid though. . . . she has really cute skins :c
>>167731415
Delete the Fox! She's a traitor!
/vg/ vs. /vg/ bets
watch it at ttv/bdox
>Want to play League
>One of my favorite doujins just got a part 2
It's not actually possible to rupture your nutbladder, right lolgen?
>>167731531
did you invest money into the game?
if yes, just abandon the game and play something else you are not bound by the sunk cost fallacy anymore.
if no, you might as well if you enjoy the game.
>>167731448
are to live with but people go "mmmh cow tits mmhh (i'm 12 btw)" leading to a life of pain so they resort to shitposting on a china cartoon website
>>167731360
What in the FUCK. That's disgusting
>>167731348
I know guys who're in the triple digits in body count yet are complete failures at life. Really doesn't mean shit famalam
>>167731549
Haven't played Vlad in forever, and I only play Graves in novelty game modes.
>>167731612
Yeah, there was about $180 spent on that account over the years.
Bet the guy who was inting his ass off and was 0/20 didn't even get a suspension.
fuck this game
>>167731601
>Hypnosis
>>167731549I want to get all five members of Pentakill to level 7 before the end of the season, if not before the new album drops
>>167731596
Blue Team.
>>167731531
Come on man, you know how this works. We all know there's zero chance you got banned for a single "kys".
Post logs.
>not even remotely an angry or toxic person when I started playing
>was always the voice of positivity and encouragement in games
>1 year later
>just told a feeding xin Zhao that I hoped he had to watch everyone he loved suffer a horrible and painful death
What is it about this game that does this to people
>>167731181clyp.it/nrrdjmwq
MATING DANCE
>>167731568
Yeah I like her skins and have Bewitching. By Nidanigger I meant the :3! shitpost fag
>Hard Carry a game to victory
>Feels good
>Someone tries to add me
>Instant depression
>>167731807
Watching yourself lose repeatedly
the failure, and knowing you cant stop it, over and over and over, eventually causes your brain to become more aggressive in a futile attempt to rectify it.
Basically, primal Pavlovian behavior if such a thing can exist.
>>167731601
She's going to get raped and impregnated isn't she?
>>167731716
riot has taken a very strong stance against saying things like kys, basically zero-tolerance
it sucks but what can you do if people can't handle the bantz
Fuck I tried Karthus for the first time and he's way more mechanically demanding than I thought.
>>167731829
epic voice modifier
>>167731829
>uncomfortable about answering that question
>literally recording and posting the answer to the internet
Confirmed lair confirmed Girl #edge
On a different note who is this semen demon?
>>167731795
Not him, but I've had two alternate accounts instantly permabanned for toxic behavior, when I was playing ranked at high plat and low diamond. Neither of them had any strikes.
The
>3 day chat restrict
>60 game chat restrict
>suspension
>ban
system is just for show. In certain cases, you will be perma'd. My friend lost his masters account because he queued into a pro on his team who didn't like him, reported him post game, and his account was gone the next day.
>>167731601
I only found the preview and in japanese, mind providing english site?
>>167731829
>Pic
Hmmmmm. HMMMMMM. Suspicious.Found the Taliyah main.
Gangplank is so fun
Why aren't people playing him all the time?
>>167729891
Come on, we all know you've got more of brightest girl to share with us.
>>167731913I want to cum on that FOOT
>>167731992
Silly anon, you can't rape the hypnotized.
>>167732121
Sadpanda is your friend.
Why did Riot suddenly give Vlad 2 new voice lines?
Why go trough the money and effort of rehiring his VA for only 2 shitty lines?
>>167731795
Nah senpai, you on that old shit.
Probably a year or more ago, they started instantly permaing people for hate speech, and I'm fairly certain kill yourself falls under their umbrella of hate speech, because many people have been banned for saying it.
>>167731913
that pic is really lewd anon. . . i have her bewitching, pharoah, maid, warring kingdoms, and headhunter skins
>>167732195
There's a barefoot edit and I have it senpaiyou on the discord or do i have to upload it to /aco/
>>167732119
Yes, and in those cases, you are provided with a log of the chat that got you banned, regardless of its duration.
If you've been here long enough I'm sure you must realize that without concrete evidence that that was literally all he said, the chances are EXTREMELY likely he wrote a laundry list of terrible things to earn that perma.
I'm not saying situations like you're describing don't happen, I'm just saying if that's the case then where's the proof.
>>167732026
start learning dota I guess. shit game, but at least I won't be banned for going off on some russian.
>>167732287post in nsfw lewds
I just started and like playing Jinx because she can hit hard. Just started playing Kindred and it feels like she lacking in the "punch" department
Is it me or is Kindred soft little bitches
Your truly, former Trist main
>>167730820
>Draven main
>Being a whiney retard
Comes with the territory anon.
>>167730650
>3 world championships
Sorry dude, kat is fucking him. Girls can't resist the rings
>>167732114
i think it's sawako from kimi ni todoke
>>167732317
>but at least I won't be banned for going off on some russian.
You will, you'll even get false banned for shit if enough people report you.
>>167732242
This, patch 5.x. They enacted a zero tolerance rule.
Literally one kill yourself, or racial slur can earn you a perma.
>doublelift showing off his girlfriends feet on stream
what a degenerate
>>167732318lol lewds would be the appropriate board desu, Ill post some others too
>>167731187
He can spam it he just needs to land one then you're slowed he can spam it until he's melee range.
Good morning lolgenTime for work, giving a lesson, catching up on some streams, playing ro and some other vidya, f-fuck you all:^)
>>167731458
>>167731913
you're not very nice :3!
>>167731532i'm in bed already
>>167732231
They just implemented ones that were made a long, long time ago.
which league champion would leglock instinctively?
>>167732524
If that's the case it makes you wonder why they were never added in the first place.
>>167731187
may I have source of uncropped pop?
>>167732426
He should be fine.
I have 1700 hours on dotes, and I'm the most toxic fucking player ever, and I've never been banned, and neither have any of my friends.
However in LoL I have to mute people to play the game without getting myself banned, kek.
∙
>>167732615
Lux
>>167732114kuronuma sawako
>>167732146
i actually did main her when she first came out before all the undeserved nerfs!! . . . why riot why, she got azir'd! nami'd when?? ;~;
>>167732615
>>167732512Sweet dreams my queen~
>>167732512*hops on the bed and crawls up the bedsheets* we can play here
>>167732713
>doesn't respond to the voice modifier comment
Its obvious, you coward. You're not and will never be a girl
>>167732713
>azir'd
fugg off moslem lover, taliyah got love taps compared to the guttings azir was subjected to
>>167732615
>>167732705
i dont see it. lux is the kind of girl to close her eyes and blush as she squirms around and death-grips the bedsheets
there has been some very high quality cleavage posting lately, and I'd like to thank you all for contributing. keep up the good work
>>167731829
>Talk about the game
That's not how you spell "shitpost". We shitpost here.
>>167732854
>Tumblr OC
You can do better than that.
>>167732785
>>167732725
>>167732512
>>167733020
there is no shitposting anymore. the general itself is the shit and youre just normalposting in a cesspool of virgins
>>167732785
hey its me goku
Hey /lolg/, should I buy into the mechanical keyboard meme? Do they help you perform better?
I've been playing a lot of VSRGs lately and if there is a huge difference between mechanical and membrane keyboards it might be worth purchasing one
>>167732705
>>167732723
>>167732854
demacia does indeed have the best girls
>>167732808
okay i exaggerated a little. . . but she still got nerfed way too much when she already had tons of counter play. the o KY nerf she got that was okay was increasing the ultimate timing :ci think shes very qt though
>>167733169
no. im playing on a dell office keyboard that i've had since 2003 simply because it just hasn't broken yet and i'm doubting it ever will.
also the "gaming chair" shit is an even bigger jewtrap don't waste money on that shit either
>>167733020
well poop, ill just try to avoid it
>>167732950
Dark and Storm lux would.
>>167733058
nidaposter is cute and deserves affection
i bet whatever shit general you came from doesn't have any qt3.14s
>>167733169
>vsrgs
if you play osu you should buy into thenoosememe
Guardian Angel is the biggest cuckening antifun item in the game.
>fed guy builds it
>struggle to bring him down
>he revives while his whole team fucks us over
>>167733397
elementalist lux sucks. we're talking the pure Luxanna Crownguard here.
>>167733169
perform better? not really, feel nice to type on? yea I'd say so. if you like vsrgs and want something for them then order or make a iidx controller or something lol.
>>167732615
These ones.
Yes even the dudes.
>>167733549
the guy who initially replied posted elementalist lux so...
>>167733436
He's a fag and deserves to be bullied by being given swerlies and being pushed in the mud and having his lunch money stolento save up for a fleshlight
>>167733397
Ooh, thanks for the stash addition.Mind saucing so I can go grab more?
>these are your average plat players
p-plat is where people start getting good
r-right guys
>>167733251
All Demacia's instinctively wish to get bred.
anyone on NA wanna duo with someone thats half drunk? I'm probably at about a low silver level rn
Respond and i'll gib IGN if you're too autistic to post it
>>167733681
what sauce? That is the pic, I don't know anything about the artist. Google search it.
>>167733740
there is literally no good side to playing with you, you dont even sound like you have a good personality
>>167733697
>tfw I never get to play vs people like this
>>167733678
i would give nidaposter a wet willie
if you know what i mean
>>167733795
>>167733549
>elementalist lux sucks.
You wanna go mate? You should probably heed >>167733659's words wisely.
>>167733794
Okay I guess I'll bother with the effort.
>>167733597
>Azir leg locks me, I am surrounded in warmth and feathers and SHURIMA
>Taric leg locks me, I am truly outrageous
>Pantheon leg locks me, I explode
>Braum leg locks me, I am surrounded by friendship
>Zed leg locks me, HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO *splat*
>Shen leg locks me, I am given a barrier and a calm soothing voice tells me everything will be okay
>Rengar leg locks me, he is reworked
>Jarvan leg locks me, "DEMACIA"
results
gg incredible comeback, respect to enemy team for not being afraid
>>167733968
Why haven't you mate that press yet?!
>>167732796
i didnt reply to it because its dumb and baseless angry anon ur going to have to fish harder for those (You)s in the future. . . . . :(
>>167733968
>that kayle build
fucking kek
>>167733898
it's just some anime imposter lookalike of Luxanna drawn up by Rito James in a ploy to suck up your money for a skin that is not ACTUALLY the real Luxanna
you dont love her as much as i do if you dont say that Elementalist Lux is worth anything less than a whale's shitpile sitting at the bottom of the ocean
>>167733968
gp players in 2017 lul
>>167733898
Here's another good one.>tfw storm lux can use electricity to control her vag muscles
>>167734031
We don't want a kid right know, we're too young
/vg/ vs. /vg/ is UP ON NA!
password is vidya
2 slots join quick!!
streaming this /vg/ vs. /vg/ twitch/bdox
>4/5 of the opposing team q'd together
why even bother?
you know they're going to win because of better communication, they're probably on skype/discord.
while everyone roasts the teemo on your team (who then dc's) for getting stunned and losing to a >25% hp morgana they're going to be pushing your shit in on all fronts.
>>167733697
Literally the entire reason I started playing ranked.
I was in a normals and saw a plat border on my team and thought "hot damn, time to get carried", and they were hands down the worst player on the team, and garbage in general.
Plat players a shit.
>>167733889
thats gay anon. Nidaleenigger is for beating up, not beating off
>>167734298
can confirm something goes wrong when people get to plat. its freaky
>>167734158
I'M NOT A GOLD PLAYER!!
>>167734238
What's in there for me and that other guy?
>>167734364
but is it gay if i'm a girl (male)?
>have Nami OTP account
>92% win rate over 25 games
>play Nami on my main
>win constantally
>decide to play another sup
>feel panicy the entire game
>lose
>go back to Nami
>win
Is this what being a OTP feels like?
>>167734482
me.
>>167734476
Shut up slut.
>>167734502
yeah and you deserve to be bullied too and get punched in the gut just like him
>>167733235
I appreciate your input
>>167733270
Thanks, will check it
>>167733337
I'm playing on a 4 year old Razer Cyclosa I won at a League tournament but recently some keys stopped working (changed where it's connected and it began to work again)
>>167733449
Stepmania, LR2, osu!mania andosu!catch
>>167733578
Don't they have reduced delay on keypress or something? Dunno if it really makes a difference tho
My dream is to buy a SDVX controller. Is k-shoot fun? Maybe I'll buy a IIDX one in the future if I can afford it
>>167734468
>i dont agree with this guy!
>let's post an unoriginal image of calling him a troll!
niggerfaggot i bet you were one of those many "lux mains" that suddenly popped up OH SO COINCIDENTALLY around the time she got an ultimate skin
neck yourself
All right, someone redpill me on this Q max Malphite meme
He just rushes roa and throws his q on CD and he's too fast to try and trade with you
And he never runs out of mana, since he starts dorans and gets catalyst first
The ones i've seen get sunfire and abyssal and literally delete carries with R E Q midgame
and then are still naturally tanky as fuck
>be Jihn, my support is Nami
>up against Jinx and Sona
>Nami refuses to engage, she just sits backs and heals
>tell her to be more aggressive
>she doesn't say anything
>meanwhile our top laner Mundo is feeding the enemy Nasus
>Nasus gets 8 kills, all Mundo and Rek'sai who was trying to help
>Corki , Rek'Sai, and I start raging at Mundo for feeding Nasus
>Nami finally breaks silence and says things like
"Mundo did nothing wrong! There's not much a Mundo can do against Nasus! We have two ADC and Nasus is an easy kill as long as can group and stun him. You guys gaining nothing by berating your own teammate"
at the end game Nami gives some speech about how she was going to honor us all for teaming up to take down Nasus and stealing Baron, but doesn't want to honor us because we were harassing Mundo.
Why are support mains such white knights?
Mundo fed. Nasus was deleting anyone who tried fighting him alone. We were only able to kill Nasus as a group of 4.
>>167734535
bully us in the same room together and you've got a deal!
>finally get through pick/ban into a ranked game
>favorable lane matchup
>playing well
>jungle ganks at 3
>get first blood
>they surrender and remake at 3:30
i didn't even notice they had someone missing
i'm so fucking mad i deserved to outskill them and take my +lp but instead i just lost 15 minutes of my life for absolutely nothing
>tfw just saw Lyte's ex's drama
the man cucked tyler1 while fucking multiple girls, bretty based for a manlet with a tiny chink dick
>>167734602
>>167734238
commentate you pucci
/VG/ VS. /VG/ LIVE ON NA
BETS?
streaming it LIVE (not playing) at twitch/bdox
>>167734749
the fact that you rply again with no text just confirms what i said
we're done here.
>>167734756
>rumia
all on blue team
>>167734525
when can I have you babe?
>>167734756
LOL Yasuo. Sign me up for blue team.
>>167734756
assuming its yasou into gragas middle all on blue, its such a fucking easy match up
Is it normal RoA has such a fucking atrocious ramp up time now but if you get through that part it's a great item?
>>167734864
whenever you want
>>167734854
>we're done here.
>>167734756
>kemonomimi
win or lose blue team a best
>>167734510
Yes.
>>167734897
im pretty sure the best part of roa is the catalyst passive
so no, you're just bad
>>167734903
send lewds~
>>167734689
das gay maine and you should be ashamed
>>167734960
I only send lewds to those i'm intimate withyou can maybe see what I look like though
What's wrong with Sona going full AP?
AP provides better heals and shields. Her Q does insane damage against any squishy fighter/assassin that tries to dive her carry.
>>167734864
I suck a mean dick
>>167735058
Absolutely nothingunless you're the support
>>167735038i dont feel ashamed but i *am* aroused. does that make me a bad girl? :>
>>167735051
post it then
>>167735058
Just play a mage you fucking special snowflake.
>>167735058
>support whores thinking they're allowed to build real items
lol
>>167735115
not posting on thread
>>167735058
>muh cheerleader builds
>tfw shit at Ahri.
>tfw shit at Lux.
>tfw shit at Sona.
I just want to be a slut for my team to boost morale.
>>167735151
post imgur pussy
>>167735102
*cringe*
>>167735151
do it bro, we all wanna see
>>167735173
Just play janna then dumbass. even an idiot like you cant fuck up that braindead as fuck champ. Literally you only have to do 1 move to be relevant. and its not even a skill shot, just point and click. Put your shield on a team member and laugh as the enemy team actually tries to use skills and loses to your skill less shield. Your other moves you can completely ignore and have more impact than any other support. Legit janna was truly created to give actual retarded people a champ to play.
1-3 berseria
4-6 fe heroes
7-9 dq8
0league of legends
>>167735173
play janna then???
janna requires literally zero (0) skill
>>167735340
btfo weeb loser
>>167735340
fuck
>>167735340
ouch
>>167735340
Get fucked nerd
>>167735051
discord
>urge to play the game again but don't want to play anything serious
>9 minutes of people dodging
Original teambuilder when?
>>167735331
Janna is not worth the $2.95 a minute rate. Star Guardian she comes close to being bearable but not enough.
>>167735340
Don't forget, you're here forever
1-3 Digimon World:NO
4-6 KH 3D HD
7--9 Nioh
0 Legal Legends
Question about supports.
How come when you criticize them they say nothing, but when you start criticizing other teammates they start white knighting in chat?
example
>>167734679
>>167735540
IT'S A CURSE
>>167735540
>>167735540
weebs on suicide watch
>>167735540
HERE
FOREVER
>>167735540
>tfw you btfo yourself
I should've seen this shit coming. Fuck I don't wanna play till tomorrow when all the cancer gets gutted
>>167735259
>>167735214
>>167735395
gotta add
>>167735668
>that feel when you blown the fuck out yourself
Immaculate English.
>>167735669
>tfw hes a pussy
>>167735340
Nigger this is how you do it:
1-3 Draw
4-6 Fap
7-9 Sleep
0 League of Legends
>>167735776
i am :p
Why do top laners feed so god damn much?
I swear to god every game i don't top my top laner goes 0/5.
When i top I'm at least capable of not fucking dying five times.
>>167735776
>>167735825
>have him added
>dosn't give pic
what a cuckboi
Rate and hate.
>>167735669
>>167735825
just imgur it my man
>>167735825
>tfw eu
cmon I wanna see what the face behind the vg hosting faggot
I mean we got to see hatred cosplayer (lulufag)
I wanna see!
which champion is this /lolg/?
>>167735961
>I mean we got to see hatred cosplayer (lulufag)
post link
>>167735868
SG Lux is pretty hot.
Arcade Sona is okay.
Rest I give zero shits about.
>>167735853
Realistically it's because top is the most punishing lane if you get behind. In mid you can just autistically wave clear. Bot you have 2 people sucking each other off to avoid dying and the range to safely farm. Jungle gets to choose when and if they want to fight and most of the time their gold income is the safest of all.
In top if you fuck up and give a kill over or lose a trade badly then your opponent can just zone you or kill you with ease and you don't have a butt buddy to back you up nor the safe shortness of mid-lane to just farm. And most people below high diamond have no fucking clue how to approach lanes while they're behind so they sacrifice their life for that cannon minion and call it worth while blaming jungle.
>>167736000
fug I dont have the link
>>167735994
nigger dog
results(unedited(yes, i did THAT well))
>>167735994
Aatrox
Solid taste desu.
>GP getting bodied by AP nami
>>167736132
what the fuck were you trying to say
>>167735539
Oh I see, youre being an idiot instead of serious. Sure, if you want to be a clown then yeah stick to your little $2.95 jokes. If you want to be a retard who climbs out of low elo, play janna.
>>167735994
>graves
>quinn
>>167736040
>they sacrifice their life for that cannon minion and call it worth while blaming jungle.
this. fucking dumb shits every time im not top
>>167735669
cmon boss, ill show ya mine if you show me urs~
>>167736169
Truthfully only aviation irelia is nice looking out of that list...
Can someone please tell why supports are such white knights?
example:
>>167734679
>>167736132
experience = changed
>another ap varus
ehhhhhhhh
>Wits End Wariwck
noice
>>167736283
post on discord king gay
>>167736132
cuter team wins
>>167736224
>>167736073
nope
>>167736161
yup
>>167736379
no i dont think you understand i lost (thats what defeat means)
>>167736132
>smite gp
the absolute madman
>>167736367
who is you?
>>167736379
>Yogg Saron
>Wiggums
>Kheltari
>BMF
>cute
Jack, Trismegistis, and Rumia are cute as HECK what are you even smoking.
>>167736431
>nersmasher
>rumia
>cute
lol
you're ok though baby
>>167736510
rumia is cute confirmed
>>167736461
just do it
>ITT: we share what we hate the most
FuckingJannas
>>167736595
>He doesn't like fucking Janna's
>>167734540
Please buy a IIDX controller first it makes LR2 immediately 800% more enjoyable
t. rhythm game autist
>>167736587
no the discord is shitty
>>167736595
>Jhin who still builds crit
STOP
>>167736494
Did you just call me ugly, Anon? I trusted you.
>playing Hyena Warwick with a bruiser speed build while listening to Max Max Fury Road OST in the background and getting a win and and S rank in the process
This is too fun.
>>167736638
Literally anyone else is cheaper AND higher quality.
>>167736595
>good katarina or yasuo players
>on the enemy team
>>167736494
but bmf is cute
>>167736595
Boom, game set and match.
>>167736638
Even literal feces tier Riven is better than janna. Gtfo out of here with that skill less champ. You cocky fuck playing a champ with an actual 1 button gets carried in game then comes here to brag about it. You are literally on par (in fact just on the verge of being lower) with lulufags.
>>167736313
they probably where queued together
or
they where trying to retard wrangle their team back into shape from raging children into focused children
Who would you trust more to give you advice about a particular champion?
A silver player with 100k mastery points on that champion, or a plat player who has played that champion 5 times?
Aside from Urf what's the next best Nami skin? I've accepted that I literally can't win on anything but Nami so I decided to just make my main another OTP account and I need a skin to one trick with it.
>>167736687
do it
dont be a pussy
>>167736746
>literally anyone else
>>167736707
As in behavior, you mongoloid. I don't even know what any of you look like although I can guess.
>>167736829
if they're still in silver, then they don't know what the fuck they're doing
>>167730820
This is exactly who he was as a starcraft player. I'm not surprised whatsoever.
>>167736746
>>167736638
But she's so Fuck!
>>167736847
you do it first then, itll be drowned out by random bot commands and spam before anyone can even see it
>>167736837
Koi Chromas are the best skins. Add me in game I love Nami too.
>>167736702
>Nami rushes Mikael's Crucible first
>Nami never attempts using her bubbles unless an enemy is already immobile
>Nami keeps using her abilities to make teammates go faster instead of saving her abilities for fights
>Nami uses her E on a AP carry during a teamfight
>Nami tries zoning with her Q
>Nami tries farming with her Q
>Nami blindly shoots her Q and hopes for the best
>>167736595
I fucking hate Discord, spreading chaos around without regard for who is hurtand bullying the mane six:^)
But seriously Discordfags need to get >>>/out/
>>167735331
>>167735364
Alright guys, now which Janna skin is the sluttiest?
>>167736946
IGN? I was thinking Deep Sea or River Spirit, I love the splash art for deep sea but her face just looks bad.
>that feelio when only you know how cute The Destroyer is
stay made lolg gay bois :^)
I want to create a discord server exclusively for solo queue, invite my teammates every game so we can communicate, and then kick them from the server afterwards.
On a scale of 1-10 how bad of an idea is this
>>167729320
Reminder to
N E V E R give up
E
V
E
R
>>167737112
>>167735859
facts, I delivered
>taric's voice is the same as sasuke's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRuSeAnYhJQ&
This is your SPOTV caster for today.
>>167736905
Maybe they have shit game knowledge or no map awareness, but would they really know less about that one champion?
>>167736595
>>167736746
>>167736802
pls dont bully janna!!
>Renekton Lucian and Kog have the same VA as Scorpion.
Based Patrick Seitz, my favorite VA
>>167737225
I want to bully Janna's womb with my seed!
>>167737137
>link discord
>a few people join
>someone dodges
I wouldn't be able to handle this scenario.
>>167737137
Plenty of people already do this. Just be prepared that not everyone wants to get on mic or reveal which champ they are (anxiety in case they do bad and don't want to be verbally abused). Even if people that join don't speak it's still useful to hear someone talking about what's going on in the game.
>>167737273
raidersanon do u ever play vg vs vgs
>>167737278
janna is for holding hands with and headpats not lewd!
>>167737093
Her original skin, what a slut!
>>167737225
But she needs it! Look at this. She's just asking for it.
>>167737309
Is verbal harassment a really bad problem in toxic games that have voice, like Overwatch and CSGO and Dota2? Maybe it's for the best that league never gets it?
Who is the sluttiest /vg/ player?
>>167737095
igndawt(NA)
>>167737353
Add me too.
>>167737353
Janna is for IMPREGNATION via MATING PRESS!
>>167737434
sissy style
>>167737317
I have before, I'll try to do one tomorrow when I fly back home.
>>167737372
it's not really
most people are fucking pussies and stick to chat to flame
if not you just mute them
i feel like becoming a support player was the best decision i have made in a long time
i just get to play fun champs and focus on being a huge cockblock rather than playing top and wanting to blow my fucking brains out when i get camped for 15 minute straight because I wanted to have fun with Riven
>>167737463
t. master style
>>167737434
Cummi Cat 100%
>>167737514
t. mastery style
>>167737472
whats your diet like, raidersanon? do you count calories or do you just suck in food like dust in front of a vacuum?
>>167737365
>>167737451
supports are not for bullying OR lewd! they're for protecting their adc and vision control for the team!
>>167737436
why?
>>167737503
i play support when i need to play a less stressful role.. . . jungle and adc makes me get panic attacks :c
>>167735340
FUCK THAT
play Berseria 10/10 game would recommend to everybody
>>167737503
Its all fun and games until you get play with a shit adc that cover your ass even after you saved him many time before
>>167737214
> i want your Twisted Advance
is this fucker serious
wha the fuck
>>167737606
verbally and physically abuse my support every day, what are you gonna do about it?
>>167737503
i really don't find support less stressful than top because there are a billion more people there
the only less stressful aspect is no csing which is really cozy
>>167737214
his casting is horrible but i would cuddle with him, he's cute
>>167734606
Or, just pick Malphite and do the same but without having to waste your ult on 1 person.
>>167737151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s
>>167737585
On days I workout I try to break the 6K+ mark. A big key to that is constant snacking throughout the day inbetween meals.
>>167737214
LS knows his shit but damn is he kinda autistic
>>167737606
>supports are not for bullying OR lewd
Wow there comarde support! I too am the support player and I never said that all supports should be bullied.
For I do not like the bullying (And that I do the bullying). But what I was saying comrade, is that we Bully Janna because reasons!
>>167736936
post it king gay!
>>167737606
>playing beta support
>not manly men supports
im no cuck im a brawler at heart
>>167737645
>implying I'm not the carry
>>167737723
i get more ganks when i play bot since i play jungle enabler
>>167737372
>Is verbal harassment a really bad problem in toxic games that have voice, like Overwatch and CSGO and Dota2
not realy, most people just make call outs on CSGO and ond OW they barely talk at all
people are more afraid of saying things verbally than they are to type some shit out
>>167737774
>6k+
how are you literally not half-spaghetti half man
what do you snack on/whats your favorite thing to snack on?
>tfw I eat 800 calories a day
>as a grown man
>and I STILL have a gut
>>167737969
work out you dip
>>167737969
I guarantee you eat more than 800 a day.
>>167737673
cri
>>167737821
no dont bully janna its very rude!
>>167737848
supports put their life on the line to keep their team safe thats just as important as doing damage!
>>167737848
>im no cuck im a brawler at heart
>implying I'm not the carry
You sir are a damn good support!
>>167738016
but the two liters of coke zero have no calories!
>>167737864
Not everyone has a good mic, can speak clearly, or has a good sounding voice. Not everyone is in a place where they can speak (internet cafe, family in background, living with roommates, etc). I can make a good call, but I have a pretty sucky voice and a lisp so everyone mocks me when I speak. I stopped using mic in any game. I prefer just pinging since I know everyone will see it. I can't be sure everyone will hear me clearly when I speak on mic.
>>167737920
Cheetos and Doritos until I hit 2k and then raw lard casually through the day until 6k is hit at night night time
>my lane was literally the one lane that was even, no kills no nothing
>everyone but fiora tries to gank for kass
>typical shitty blind lee sin couldn't find his way though the jungle
>last pick raka into these team comp
>gotta play my waifu champ
when will teammates pick to what the team needs?
>>167737842
im in the discord anyway just add me there
>>167738018
>>167738049
if you play shit like janna and soraka you deserve a fate worse than death you are literally costing your team the game because you have no real skill to rely on
>>167738018
But what if they want to get bullied?
>>167737990
I haven't jogged or lifted consistently EVER and I'm in my early 20s. I think it's too late for me, my body's probably trashed to the point where it can't handle exercise.
>>167738016
I eat one meal, sometimes two. And they're light meals. I don't drink soda or eat snacks.
Sorry for blogging!
>>167738068
you don't have to use it
Lots of people don't use the ingame coms in other games and no one realy gives a shit its just nice to have for call outs in other games, so theres no real reason to not have it in league especially since you can just fucking mute people
I swear riot just panders to thin skinned redditors
>>167737920
Clif bars. I have an unhealthy addiction to them
LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
>>167738109
not true! they give utility to their team with their items and abilities and help with map control. . . . that's important too!
>>167738112
o-oh that's lewd but if they consent i guess it's okayits very impure though :c
>>167738109
The fuck you just say little boy? I can't hear you over your own stupidity.
>>167737969
Even skinny cunts will have a gut if they don't do any physical exercise; they just end up looking like the aliens from men in black rather than blobs.
>>167738248
SO DO TANK SUPPORT RETARD
>>167737969
no you don't, because if you ate 800 calories a day you'd be dead
>>167738126
>thinking your body is unsalvagable in your early fuckin 20s
uhh lmao
your body is not broken beyond repair until a doctor says it is, Auschwitzanon. Eat more, start working out. Literally just take an hour out of shitposting and do it.
>>167736595
>people who think janna does something other than float around and get carried
>Teemo/Ziggs players who behave like passive aggressive numales in game
>junglers who get bodied because they go all in, despite me repeatedly pinging low mana and health and then blame me and say "I'm never ganking bot again"
>most jungle players are garbage human beings to be entirely honest
>passive aggressive numales who ping enemy is missing any time you or a teammate mess up
>players who don't build a support item
the sad part is that's roughly 75% of the playerbase
>>167737635
yeah, I've been really enjoying it so far, I've got about 13 hours into it, I'm pretty sure I'm close to getting the final character in my party
I hate/love Magilou
>>167738286
An hour every day, you mean. Or at least 5 a week. Then it's fifteen. And before you know it, everything you once loved is gone and all you can think about is gains.
>>167738049
You give your life to singlehandedly take your lanes inhib when you notice your bot lane looks like this
what do?
>>167738438
stop talking about faggot working out and let me stay 392. the only gains I care about is the lp gains that will get me out of silver 2
>>167738448
But I do that all the time, little shit needs to get good if he wants those kills
>>167737309
Hmm, might do it then
Second question though,would it bother my teammates to find out that their jungler is a girl?I'm especially worried about that
>>167733697
that tryndamere gave me cancer
When is the mobility creep cancer going to stop? Getting tired of seeing shit like MF, Ashe, Varus, Trundle and Malzahar in my games.
>>167738570
Blame Lulu because /lolg/ has conditioned me to hate Lulu players.
Don't sneak diss others while playing Tryndamere dude, he's a cheese champion for kids who grew up drinking Mountain Dew and playing Call of Duty. You are also, somehow, 4/4 as him. There's not much room to complain on your part, you got stuck with a team that's not some great, no big deal, you fit right in. Spend more RP to improve your matchmaking.
>>167738570
I had a game like that the other day, except I was 9/0 and our mid inhib was gone at 20 minutes. That game looks very winable to me, especially since you took an inhib.
>>167738573
You ever see a morbidly obese person at the lcs?
Being fit makes you a better player.
>cait starts cull and rushes last whisper into zerkers into hurricane
>cait buys her first bf sword at 28 minutes
guess my rank
>>167738693
>Spend more RP to improve your matchmaking
this is a falsehood i have spent approximately $2500 on my main and still get matched with huge streaks of retarded teams
>>167738693
>tryn is a cheese champ
why do you think this insults me? lmao
>>167738697
nah we lost, anivia started to match me along with shen and lee. I need to work on my late game decision making it seems.
>>167738643
how about u make a discord for me n u bb
>>167738726
Yes I have
>>167737969
>tfw i eat 2000+ cals a day and am still a skeleton
>>167738806
>why do you think this insults me?
i don't. tryndamere players are invariably unrepentant in their decisions. i just thought i'd bring your image down a bit by pointing out some fun factoids.
>>167738865
Lucky cunt
>>167738843
I said morbidly obese, not overweight.
Stay fat though, just means you will die of a heart attack after some fit chad stomps you in a game so hard you blow a gasket.
>>167736669
But I really want to play k-shoot mania!
Any tips for VSRGs rookies? Where should I go if I want to talk about them? /v/ is shit and I don't browse /jp/
>>167738875
there is no image to bring down if i already know im scum for playing him
>>167738806
I mean you probably did fine/above average, but to carry a team like that you need to rotate perfectly. Try not to die ever unless you can take two with you on Tryndamere, and especially if your team's taking dragon or other towers.
Also late game you should go bot, because bot inhib is the best to have for baron pressure. I'm guessing you know most of this already though.
>>167738937
This has already happened in a minor form before
I was in silver 1 to gold 5 promos and someone afk'd after 5 minutes
I popped a blood vessel in my eye so hard I started screaming and my mom put her kfc down to come take me to the hospitalI got a 3 day suspension for going AFK
>>167737969
>>167738865
>tfw i eat whatever i want whenever i want it
>slim and qt
good feeling
>>167738958
kshoot/sdvx sucks iidx is better
jp is the best public place to talk about it
here is the current thread
>>>/jp/16529747
>>167738958
The only rhythm game threads are on /jp/
If you have a Facebook, look up Music Game Hell and request to join
It's 98% shitposting but some actual rhythm game discussion does happen
>>167738973
2nd part yeah but you gave me more insight into rotating, i would put pressure on bot but lee and shen would follow me and anivia/ez/nami could 3v4, and the last 10 minutes anivia could 1v1 me while she turtled her tower with baron buff
its funny, only now that ive hit mastery 7 with a champ do i begin to realize i still have so much more to learn
>>167739053
i wish i was a girl so you could pump your superior genes into me and clean up my dna
>>167739119
>>167739126
Thanks!
>Last post 2 hours and 22 minutes ago
At least it was a funny post
help me /lolg/
which champion is like cho'gath but good?
>>167733715
Sauce?
>>167739372
>Cho has one knockup
>Sion has two
>Gnar no longer instantly kills champions when E - Hopping from one corner of Camille’s R - The Hextech Ultimatum to another
Excuse me?
you boys ready for the best patch to date?are you ready for your matches to get fucked up due to people wanting to use the new skins?
I sure am
>>167739529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFg5hafxGo0&feature=youtu.be
>>167739529
Compared to Riot's prior fuckups, that isn't even that unusual.
>>167739478
>cho has one execute
>sion has noneSion is objectively better though
>>167739558
>heHA
>>167739552
way ahead of you
where are the skins riot
>>167739558
>Gnar /all: ?
>>167739574
>that one time they managed to fuck up wards and disabled them
>but kept ranked going
i mean come the fuck on
>>167739667
gimme that tl;dr
champ
buff/nerf
on what
>>167738431
Majilou is probably one of my favourite Tales of Characters they way that she bounces off the cast and how she acts during cutscenes is literally 10/10
also she is a combat MONSTER probably the 2nd best after Velvet just make sure you make her commands target weakness instead of fight from afar
>We will never get another lore event like Butcher's Bridge
>>167739667
>>167739723
>no talon changes
what the fuck
>>167739878
I know it's great
>>167739723
When Aatrox did pure damage instead of true damage.
>>167739986
Didn't he have like a 1000% AP ratio on one of his abilities during PBE?
>>167739723
basically
nerfed:
>Camille, fucking everything
>Ivern, Daisy no longer has hp regen
>Jayce, less damage on Q, E is now 55 mana instead of 40, 0.25 bonus AD ratio on empowered Hammer AA
>KZ, 1.2 AD ratio on Q instead of 1.4, CD refund on evolved Q now 45% instead of 60%
>LB, passive dmg nerfed all around
>Malz has some new bullshit on his pets
>Rengar dashes a smaller distance on Q, and no longer REMOVES CC ON EMPOWERED W GOD BLESS
>Vi, -5 MS, less base AS
>Zyra, Q mana cost up, plants don't instantly nuke you now
Buffed
>Trist, Q duration 7s instead of 5
>Vlad, AA speed up, .60 AP ratio, dmg up on all ranks but less bonus dmg from crimson rush
>>167740078
>bunch of cancer nerfed
>Tristana buffs
Probably one of the best patch in a long time.
>>167739896
>reading bugfixes
>no mention of blood moon yasuo effects being visible without vision
>no mention of this still incredibly rare azir bug where if ulted to death by a morgana on a soraka e the moment a soldier is spawned you will respawn and be allowed to cast q/e with cost without soldiers, and casting w crashes the game where only solution to undo the bug is killing yourself thats been in since fucking 5.20 that i reported on
>no mention of ekko double distance flash when procing off his e target
>no mention of all these super specific game breaking bugs i have a fucking list of
its like riot doesnt even break their game enough
jesus christ riot
get
good
>>167739986
>that one time mundo did max q damage at level 1
>>167740078
>and no talon in sight
>>167740078
Vlad Q, my bad
also Malz' pets take 0.35s to spawn instead of instantly spawning, and Rengar ult duration is now 12/16/20
>>167730464
well you're in the same MMR range to queue with him shitter
>>167740164
to be fair sometimes they fix things and leave them out of the patch notes
Dump your League cosplay stash. Go!
>be MF
>go even / slightly behind in lane
>build with runes/masteries totals 74 lethality, 47% pen and cleaver pen
>rip through tanks like they're nothing
>outdamage GP and Ori in a 53 minute game
MF feels so fucking easy
free boots and AS steroid makes attack speed non issue + ult that scales stupidly well with building 5 penetration items
Threadly reminder: Your team cant hold you back if you're 22/0/0
>>167740159
Tristana is pretty cancer in her own right to be quite honest. All of the yordles are aids to league.
>>167740164
It was more than max damage. It was the new damage cap to monsters they added, but as the base damage
>those botrk changes
Wonder what boxerpete will think
>>167740281
Post attention-hungry whores and mongrels. Go1
>>167740164
When Tahm eats a minion that is dead (because it died to a tower shot), it either comes out with a delay or doesn't make a splash at all.
Tahm's ult indicator is permanently green, so teammates get ragey when you didn't ult somewhere despite it being on cooldown.
>>167740258
they shouldnt
some of these are still being abused right now
they need to disclose all bugs theyve "fixed"
i know that azir one is super fucking specific but thats a huge fucking problem
>crashes game when casting w (or hovering over it)
>only way out is to feed
>can waste mana with q/e casts that do nothing
>but because it was super fucking time and skill sensitive this is probably still in because riot doesnt want to fix this fucking retardedly specific bug like they should
the ekko double distance flash but still hitting your target is still able to be abused if you time it well enough, and if you build statik or rapidfire cannon you can widen the frames enough to actively abuse it as it adds more frames to this 2 frame bug
>frame one
>target
>frame 2
>after hitting target flash
>you flash from where you blinked from when targetting
>>167740281
>>167740159
You know not what you ask for.
>seasons 4 and 5 tristana meta where the team that picked tristana won nearly every time
>upgrade to new client
>there was an error locking into your champion
waoh...
FU JC
K
>>167740281
>>167738261
>tfw hardstuck at 120 lbs
>sit in front of a computer all day
>eat whatever the fuck i want
on another note though my teeth are deteriorating butim too depressed to care
How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
>>167740756
how are they deteriorating? do you not brush them?
>still no cute diaper using hero
why
>>167740858
i'll use this word loosely: sometimes
>>167740891
c'mon dawg... brushing your teeth is the easiest shit to do. brushing my teeth in the morning feels so fucking good, like when you piss when you haven't pissed in awhile
it should routine like showering
>inb4 you shower twice a week
>rush essence reaver on yas
>his passive counts as an item
fucking why
>>167741064
what do you mean by this
a sol is such an odd champ
even after these lck picks, even if he gets picke dup in lcs
people dont find him fun
>>167730892
wtf is wrong with your friend?
>>167740281
>>167741159
>people dont find dragon fun
They havent played Sol top
>>167741148
>essence reaver grants cooldown based on another crit item being in your inventory
>yasuo's passive grants double crit chance
>his passive allows essence reaver's effect to grant the cooldown bonus
>you buy essence reaver then hit cooldown cap of 40%
>>167741224
ive played both tryn and nasus top agaonst a sol
ill just assume they were new to the champ, because they did not have fun
>>167741060
>a whole two times a week
...so, nice weather we're having eh?
>>167741223
Hate BoxBox.
>>167741545
>40 degrees celcius
REAL FUCKIN' NICE
>>167741159
He's loads of fun if you know anything about positioning. Teams just let you kill them. Everybody should at least have him at 5.
did anyone else just dc from their games,be unable to reconnect,and then have the match not show up at all?
WHERE IS THE SANDBOX REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>play tahm kench
>win
>don't play tahm kench
>lose
sensing a pattern here
>>167741675
i had him at 6, 40k pointson my perma banned account
Why is C9 doing so well this split?
I know they got rid of that retard Meteos but surely that can't be the only thing?
>>167740549
mah mang
>>167741946
they've always been fairly solid, sneaky is statistically the best adc in NA, and the other teams are just generally looking like shit which makes C9's mediocrity stand out much less
Should I buy Poppers and make her my new top main?
>>167742003
if you like playing cancer, yeah
>>167742003
you're a little late she got nerfed and doesnt autowin every matchup
i recommend nautilus if you want to live out an autistic power fantasy of being untouchable
>>167741986
Any idea why CLG has been performing so poorly?
>>167742129
they keep on working under the assumption that they'll outplay the other NA players but they keep committing to stupid plays and throwing their games, making simple mechanical missplays and many, MANY errors in judgment
save me
>>167741847
Keep it a secret.
>>167742124
>Naut
>Tanky
Every naut I see fucking MELTS. He's nothing compared to Poppy, Sion or half the other picks.Which is fine. Naut has insane lockdown and easy engage. He shouldn't need huge tank stats.
>teammate gets autofilled to support
>he didn't want to play support
>spergs out in chat, declares he is going to troll and feed instead
>be forced to dodge
Fuck this shit. Why is there no vote to kick feature in the lobby? I shouldn't be punished for the actions of someone else.
>>167742396
>Every naut I see fucking MELTS. He's nothing compared to Poppy, Sion or half the other picks.
which league of legends are you playing buddy because nautilus is incapable of death
>>167742428
this is why i dont play ranked
>>167742124
Yes more top lane nautilus pls
:^)
>play jhin
>get panth support
>okay i guess i can put up with this
>he starts feeding
>kat mid has no idea how to snowball
>just farm a fucking ton
>get my core items
>run up to mid because kat cant stop pinging for help
>shoot heimer twice as he is at full health
>he dies
>run back to bot
>get a double
>run to mid again
>kill top laner that showed up
>and then die 7 times later but we won because i took objectives like it was nothing
my score was shit but i did my job
>>167742515
yeah it couldn't possibly be that you are placed in bronze/silver that deters you from queueing up. i'm sure the occasional, random autofill support every 1 in 30 games is the reason
-t. supportfag
>>167742429
>but one fact remained clear: he was left here, alone in the sunless depths, to die.
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/2/25/Nautilus.move4.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20120616030109
Well he pulled it off at least once.
>>167742627
cool blog faggot
>>167742643
>1 in 30
try 1 in 4
>>167742643
>1 in 30 games
Can I have whatever magical Christmas land solo queue you're in
>>167742627
>i was a useless towermachine while getting carried
IM HELPING
Why does no one play Zilean?
>>167742643
not him but i did my placements not that long ago
every match i was autofilled to support (except after 2 dodges where i was put in adc and mid)
i still remember what caused the loss in every match in order (one being my fault directly)
pic relatedill climb up eventually
>>167742750
because he's a shit champ. DO NOT PLAY HIM IF YOU WANT TO WIN. HE IS SHIT.this nigga is fucking freelo
>>167742750
because no one WANTS to support anymore. And the people who actually want to support are playing their waifu.
>>167742824
i want to support but im not playing my waifu i just like janna alot
>>167742783
hey buddy why are you taking ignite on soraka so much? you only want to have ignite if you are in an aggressive bot lane matchup or if you want to deny healing for a specific champ/champions. in almost every situation exhaust on soraka is infinitely better. besides that, you don't seem to have any idea how to build. these are easy fixes that could put you at a silver level at least. soraka itemizes redemption and locket of the iron solari directly after sightstone/boots. the last few items are a toss up. some people choose to build their gold income item with their trinket, but some people prefer to build ruby sightstone because it reduces the cooldown of activated items. you are supposed to build lethality on jhin to doTONS OF DAMAGEright now. he's probably the best solo q adc. try ghostblade into edge of night and see how you feel about it. nautilus top builds are a bit more varied, you have to build the correct tank items depending on where your enemy is at in the game. you can even build some offensive options if you have a lead. make sure you are buying pink wards
i'm ordering too much stuff :(
>>167742981
what are you ordering?
Mecha Nasus when?
>>167742925
who's your waifu pal?
>>167742996
tahm kench bodypillows
>>167742998
that cockpit
>Play pretty much nothing but Karthus support on my smurf while leveling
>Still get placed in smurf queue
How do new players even play new accounts?
>>167742974
>>167742783
forgot to include this in my post- this website tracks the build orders and summoner spells, as well as masteries and runes of pro players' solo queue matches so that you can compare and understand what the top players are usinghttp://www.probuilds.net/champions/details/Sorakait's a nice tool for learning builds
>>167743029
Yea Zone of the Enders took the word 'cockpit' to literally.
>>167742974
im just going to stop reading at the first question
heres your reason
>every adc you will be paired with in my mmr cant kill for shit
>if they dont kill someone they will feed and nobody will get that gold or assist gold
>i take ignite to kill what they cant after they die so they still get gold for sucking dick
as fot the rest ill just assume youre asking why i suck dick, and the answer is as simple
i just dont care and wont improve because i have 0 motivation to
>>167743048
shhh
shut thut the fuck upi dont care
what works in anything greater than gold does not apply here in bronze/silver
>>167743009
she'll forever be my love ~
>>167743161this mentality that your team is holding you back is the MAIN REASON why you are held back. this is a 5v5 game, you should play the role your team requires you to in order to win, not the role you think you should play because pfft im gonna just carry with ignite sorakabut good luck to you sir, i did not mean to offend i simply meant to offer you advice from amuch better player :^)
>new patch
>no elise skin
._.
>>167740320
the difficulty is getting matched with people that are somehow so bad that they allow you to kill them 22 times
>>167743161
>what works in anything greater than gold does not apply here in bronze/silver
Have you ever considered that this line of thought is part of why you're in bronze/silver?
>>167739986
That wasn't an Aatrox bug, it was a red smite bug
Hi lolg :)
>>167743247
>mentality
no sir its not
i go in expecting a teammate not to suck dick 90% of the match, not rush boots, not rush speed as their first item, not to lose to someone they counter, i will do everything in my power to keep a match going towards a win (except that one ekko match, that was my fault)
>>167743272
i belong in bronze and silver
ill be the first to admit it
>>167743350
Hello mego
>>167743390
There is a 50% chance your teammates are worse than the enemy. Dont be surprised. If you dont have a positive impact on every game you will not climb.
>>167743487
>50%
if youre going to pull statistics out your ass at least make them somewhat belivable
Sona is fucking useless as a support my god. How can anybody play her
>>167743390
>>167743487
this anon is spot on. understand, that because you are placed in bronze, the people you play against are bronze and the people on your team are bronze, your teammates who you claim to be shitty are just as good, if not better than you.
haven't played in 2 years, is the playerbase shrinking? is it worth even playing anymore?
>>167743542
Dont use anecdote to attempt to argue reality isnt real. Fucking idiot.
why is bot lane always SHIT
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ALWAYS<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>167743615
>people still play Turret Pokers instead of GoodADCs like Ziggs
For what fucking reason
>>167743615
because no ganks
>>>>>>>>NO GANKS<<<<<<
>>167743612
I don't think you know what an anecdote is
>>167743706
statements without backing
>>167743545
You're just bad, I assure you. Or maybe your support is bad. Either way, Sona is far from useless. I've seen Sona carry HARD. Her Q is pure ignorance early game and she can get fed off of stupid enemies that think they can fuck with her. Point and click (it's hardly a skillshot) 3 sec status effect that can't be QSS'd is also pretty heinous.
Janna, on the other hand...........
>>167743681
>be ADC main
>other bot lane constantly gets jungled and mid to gank for them
>top TP too because why the fuck not
>whole enemy team is in bot lane at 10 minutes
>my team resets the waves and recalls
Every. Fucking. Time.
>>167743706
"omething anecdotal has to do with anecdotes — little stories. Anecdotal evidence is based on hearsay rather than hard facts. People like to share stories about things that happened to them, or that they heard about, to make a point. That kind of talk is anecdotal: based on small, personal accounts." - https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/anecdotal
50% of the time your team is better than the enemy.
obviously this varies from player to player but it doesn't vary much. if you have like 20 ranked games played this season and have had horrible experiences with teammates, that isn't evidence towards it not being around 50% of the time. you probably don't have enough games for a legitimate sample size if you are below gold, though
what are you supposed to do in the morning when you're too tired to play league
>>167743706
I dont think you do friend.
>>167743787
>Enemy mid, jungle and top bot lane so much they may as well be adcs
>Your team never pushes their tower
>They never ping MIA
>Your jungle has zero dragon control despite wards
>Not one person shows bot to help the shitfest
>"gg report this bot lane"
>>167743862
watch netflix and drink coffee until ranked queues are reenabled
>>167743862
shouldn't you be at school or work
>>167743761
No. Please use a dictionary to educate yourself.
>>167743787
>>167743889
this is not what i mean when botlane is always shit
these are justified deaths
losing 2v2 and calling your jungler shit for not wiping your ass is what i mean by always shit
>>167743889
Jesus Christ somebody finally gets it!
>>167743787
kek
yeah another thing I love is when
>my adc is 1v1ing theirs after I'm dead and pinged for help about a million times and our jungler just farms Krugs, not giving a single fuck
>>167743612
>>167743706
i was seeing what stupid rune page i can make and couldnt realize that there were 2 different crit runes, one for chance and one for damage
in that time it took for me to realize this which took way too fucking long someone replied without thinking and now they look more retarded than me
jesusbuilding full crit damage rune page now
>>167743935
it's a fucking embellished story about something or someone
basically the same shit
>>167743902
>netflix
normies get off my board reeeee
>>167743916
no reeeeeeeeee stupid normie
>>167744008
It doesn't have to be embellished. An anecdote can be 100% factual.
>>167744008
>>167744008
>>167744008
bro how are you still having a problem like this i literally copy pasted the definition of anecdotal evidence in the thread and you are still fucking it up just quote me you fuck >>167743795
>>167744008
anon youre not replying to the correct person
this is about me being in bronze, but the other retard couldnt help himself
my waxing strips smell like bubblegum
>>167744092
embellishments can also be factual so..
>>167743779
Yeah, but that's my problem. Sona is good as an Ap burst mage, however, she can't
1. heal for shit
2. be useful to the team other then with stun (WHICH IS A FUCKING ULT THAT TAKES EIGHTY (80) SECONDS TO RECHARGE)
>>167743787
>adc main
>getting shit on by morg/ziggs which is basically just malz/ziggs only with a low cd snare instead
>support is lagging out nbd we definitely lost during champ select
>jg tries to gank despite me pinging low health and specifically saying i'm going to play it safe by tower and gets fucking bodied in 2 seconds, coming out of river
>"our bot lane can't be this bad"
>tries to do it again, gets wrecked again
>"no really bot you guys are terrible"
>start spam pinging him whenever he dies
>talks down to me because of my shit kda (0/4 no really this was a baaaaad game)
>he's 0/3/2 and i point that out
>"i'm jg i'm supposed to get assists and i'm nearly positive with that"
I noticed this trend of junglers blaming you if they're doing poorly.
>>167744196
Idk what it is, but I've had just terrible fucking junglers the past few months.
>play mid
>tell kinglet specifically not to gank cause I'm just gonna farm
>they gank 3 times within 5 minutes
>die every time
>'holy shit our mid sucks ff@20 and report'
>>167744158
I would argue in the sense of embellishing words the connotation is definitely to be deceptive or not 100% truthful
>>167744169
I think you're just playing with bad Sona players desu. Her abilities all work off of each other, it's a bit complicated.
>>167744374spoiler: I actually picked up Sona after a while of playing other supports
>Guy playing brain dead easy borderline cancer is getting fucking smashed because he can't use a super simple kit
>Every time I face the same champion the player is doing almost everything right
This angers me to no end
>>167744416
She's not Soraka/Janna, she has uses you just have to find them. There's also the fact that she might just not be suited to your playstyle. For example, I can't play tanks for shit. It's just not in me. Maybe you can't healslut for shit.
>>167744528
Yeah that might be that. Also, there's matchups so maybe next game I'll have more luck (I just wanna get a chest with her than dump her). Overall she just feels like worse Karma to me though
>he doesn't poopsock while playing league of legends all day, using just enough passive aggression to piss people off but not get banned
shiggy
>>167744696
>poopsock
is that what I think it is?
>>167744330
>Hey guys i'm just going to concede mid, let the enemy team have map control and let my opponent pressure jungle, top and bottom.
>wtf why are you so mad???
>>167744740
>normies
>>167744696
I don't even poop at the toilets at work and I do 12 hour days, how the hell do you poop into a sock?
>>167730518
parsee got a nice butt tho
also who are u
>>167744928
>implying you have to be NEET and disgusting "human" being at the same time
>>167730518blulu nudes where
Unpopular opinions that you hold:
Project Yi is actually a very nice skin
>>167744838
Concede=\=farming
I play Karthus mid a lot. I'm not going to do shit unless I get CS. I also bring TP for the pressure once I hit mid game.
The last thing I need is my kinglet fucking up a gank and giving the other mid a kill over me.
is gp impossible to play in silver
i can't help my team as a champion until 13
ult doesn't seem enough to ward off the inevitable 0/10 bot lane treatment
i love this champion but i can't win with him unless i can get 13 before 20 minutes
>>167731829
You have a really cute voice. Be my gf. :3
>>167745045
>Refuses to keep his laner in check.
>I'm not conceding the lane though!!
>>167745024
i think janna is nice and qt and a fantastic support
>>167729320
why do they disable ranked ques
Why else would i play this stupid fucking game
>>167745045
Someone didnt study Faker enough. You need to apply pressure on your lane at all times to bring the jungler and to force the enemy laner to stay in lane or lose tower/cs. I played v insanity the other day using the same mentality as you and he fucking destroyed my team so hard.
Getting back into this shit game after leaving shortly after tahm kench was released. What's changed? I'm assuming a fuckload.
>>167745045
>Karthus
>Not doing shit until you get farm
He has one of the most under-appreciated level 1's in the game. Plus if you have a champion like Vi no midlaner save Leblanc is going to burst down a Vi early game unless they got fed beforehand, and Vi + Karthus is a forced flash at the best for them.
>>167745148
Ok bronze away you go
>>167745213
Who said I'm not putting pressure? I still trade, gank other lanes, help the jungle if he's getting invaded, etc. Just makes things easier if my jungler doesn't gank for me.
>rengar no longer gains cc immunity on empowered w
so it just does nothing now? i mean i guess...
was that even his problem? he still 1 shots my team
>>167745061
Champs like gp are more viable in lower elos than higher elos imo. You're guaranteed to get to hyper late game where a barrel can shitrock 3/4 people. (My diamond games almost always end around 25-30 minutes)
You're less likely to get gangplank's horrendous lane phase abused.
People are more likely to group too tightly for dahbarrels.
That said gangplank is a pretty bad champion and you could make it easier by playing someone who doesn't suck ass all lane.
>>167745328
the problem was because he broke cc and was immune he could burst down someone and get out even if your team tried to lock him down
post emnew account no flame for low mastery
>>167745328
Here is the patch that Rengar and Khazix have needed since basically day 1:
>Rengar and Khazix have been removed from the game
Keep their assets, like skins and VAing, but literally start with brand new kits entirely. Make them both actual utility focused hunters like Bounty Hunter/Scout and less brainless pieces of shit.
>>167745317
Having him spend 15 seconds to gank your lane could mean chunking him out burning summoners or even killing him. It is almost never worth not getting ganks unless you cannot 2v2 or your jungler is super behind. It is almost free lane wins if the gank succeeds and it has a much higher chance of working than failing. Just follow up on the gank bro its a lot easier that way.
How many games do i need to play in order to become a decent Azir and move to ranked with him?
I'm gold I.
>>167745402
>bullying new players with shaco
>>167745406
i feel like reksai is what rengar should have been
maybe sense heart beats instead of burrowing/sensing movement
>>167745448
Why would you punish yourself and pick azir to begin with? Thats said I don't bring a champion into ranked until I hit mastery 5.
>>167745454
>implying shaco serves any other purpose
I'll get some angry shaco players memeing angrily at me, but they know im right.
>>167745448
games in normals? probably 500. you learn a lot faster in ranked games since normals are a joke and teach you nothing.
>>167745448
My rule of thumb is to get mastery 5 on them first
>>167745474
>sets up reusable rope ladders over terrain instead of tunnels
>lays knock up traps instead of unburrowing
>ult is a spring trap that deals 400/600/800 damage
>>167745479
He seems incredibly fun to play, and i'm a competent player, i trust my skills enough that i'll be able to win lanes with him.
I won't pick him into busted shit like Leblanc or Ahri though.
New player here,how do i stop yasuos from destroying my games?
>>167745648
>competent player
>gold 1
>>167745479
>I don't bring a champion into ranked until I hit mastery 5.
Is this what it's like to be mechanically inept?
>>167745669
You don't. Winning against Yasuo is waiting for the Yasuo to fuck up themselves.
>>167745669
banning him is a good one
>Riot spent their employees' time to remove one finger in each yordle hands, on splasharts and ingame models
wew lad, priorities sorted right
>>167745676
Competent doesn't mean good. I sign off people as 'Competent' at various things at work and it just means you're not so retarded you'll get everyone killed.
>>167745669
Illaoi is on free week right now, so pick her every game and break the skulls of every yasuobab
Remember to start EQW
>>167745762
>riots art team spend their time making art changes
thinking emoji
>>167745868
>starting 3 abilities
iq of an illaoi player everybody
>>167745669
>>167745749
this post is kind of correct. it depends on the role you play or champ you play how you deal with yasuo. if a yasuo is poppin off and you are support with exhuast just save your peel ability for yasuo and exhaust him. keep in mind that sometimes, you or more likely, your team will feed so hard that regardless of how you play a fight you will die because the enemy is not making enough mistakes for you to capitalize. yasuo can be exhausted while he is ulting even if you are in the knock-up. if you are able to interrupt dashes, it is best to do so when he e's to a friendly champion and you are not standing in minions. your own minions are basically his gap closer, so understand that you should not be standing near minions when he is trying to engage.
Anon, come closer I need to tell you something.
Im not like the other girls anon, I love you :3
I want you to mating press me underwater
>Sapling Toss (E) - [removed] no longer deals 40/60/80/100/120 (+40% AP) damage on landing impact,
wew lad, Maokai is officially a E Tier jungler if this goes through
The E landing damage wasn't changing much for his toplane aside from pushing minions slightly faster
>>167745762
you realize they have like 10,000 employees with zero skills other than the one department they're hired for
complaints like "wow riot make skin instead of fix game xD" are pretty fucking dumb
just get at the game fixer team instead they're the ones not doing shit
>>167745934
>jungle maokai in 2017 after they nerfed the shit out of his ult and w for jungling
>>167745676
After quitting the game february last year and returning at the end of the season, i got placed in bronze III and have been on a steady and relatively fast climb since, playing 3 games a day.
If i keep playing consistently well like i'm right now, maybe i'll even reach diamond.
Despite what 4chan, reddit or whatever tells you, there are decent players in gold.
>>167745893
I meant maxxing you silly goy
Also I only play Illaoi on smurfs, I suck at toplane too much to play it on my main
>>167745924
Nah
Did league die or something?
I dc'd in a game but my internet is just fine.
>>167745893
well also now that I think about it, there's nothing wrong with saying "start XYZ", it just means to pick those spells at lvl 1, 2, and 3 respectively.
Which is WQE or WEQ on Illaoi
>>167745746
I am mechanically inept but in my elo I need to know a champion in and out to be able to perform well. Also apparently other people have this idea too see
>>167745505
>>167745648
He's very weak and requires the team to be built around him but you do you booboo.
>>167745975
im d4 and im absolute garbage. There arent good gold players.
>everything is fine
>suddenly team starts complaining about ping
>attempting to reconnect
>been reconnecting for several minutes
???
>>167745983
>suck at top lane
so you should totally be playing illaoi
you can build nothing but ad items, run down top lane towards the nearest tower, and punch your keyboard whenever someone tries to stop you
even if you're 0/4 with a black cleaver at 20 minutes you'll probably get a kill every time
>>167746112
north america went downhttp://status.leagueoflegends.com/#na
>>167746097
>im d4 and im absolute garbage
that's your problem
>there aren't good gold players
Nah, you're wrong.
>Laning against a Jayce
>League servers go down
Thanks Riot!
>>167746143
Illaoi is almost never played in high elo, she has enormous counterplay.
So apparently there are people who exist, that think Junglers exist as a 2nd support and should never get kills.
>>167746197
Quas does it and he's consistently challenger
What champions to low elo players seem completely broken but to high elo are pretty average or subpar?
>>167746202
the game was better when that was true
>>167746178
I could stomp any of these "good" gold players with ad ahri using a ddr mat as a controller.
>jungling
>mid zed going ham as fuck
>roams level 3 and gets a double top, steals it from top, but whatever
>goes back to mid and feeds Yorick mid 6 kills while constantly staying in lane at 20% hp trying to "make plays" and gets ganked by Vi a dozen times
>I save his ass from a Vi gank, blind and exhaust, he JUST walks out of range of her melee at 20hp
>100% vi kill for me
>he turns around when she's almost dead and tries to, not shuriken, but melee her dead to get the kill
>luckily he and she are too slow
>cunt proceeds to feed 6 more kills to Yorick trying to 1v1 the fed cunt.
>bot lane first time adc and proceeds to play aggressively rather than under turret like I told them in champ select
>OCE Ranked
>>167746112
>notification for a whole day specifying the time the servers will go down
>people are STILL surprised/confused when they suddenly lose connection to a game
How did you make it this far in life?
>>167746294
Zed
Lee Sin
Yasuo
>>167746349
Guess I've got brain problems.
>>167746178
>>there aren't good gold players
>Nah, you're wrong.
Then why are they in gold? Remember, /lolg/ always tells me I'm garbage but I'm in Master. What's going on here?
>>167746202
Yes. They're the same people who kept crying on every board that Riot reads when Junglers were able to have as much XP as sololaners, and somehow thought it was breaking completely the rules of the game.
>>167746234
What's his IGN and server, I don't know pros at all, except those I play/played with.
I'm pretty sure Illaoi has less than 1.5% pickrate in Master and above, hell I'm pretty sure I haven't played a SINGLE game with/against her in a month.
>>167746317
I'm sure you could, big boy. I'm sure you could.
Rod of Ages is a meme, never buy this shit on Singed again.
Now I don't know how people do better with Righteous Glory by comparison but back to the ZZ'Rot I suppose.
>>167746376
90% of low players I've talked with agree that nobody can play lee in their elo and whenever they ban it it's to prevent their teammates to pick it
Meanwhile there has been many instances where he was 100% pickban in high elo and in competitive games
I agree with the other 2s though since Zed is countered by peeling and not staying alone (low elos can't do that), and Yasuo is countered by abusing his lack of safe waveclear
>>167746461
>singed main
>25% winrate
Checks out
>>167746461
I haven't ever met a singed OTP that didn't agree that RoA isn't utter garbage, so yeah.
I see most of them building RG indeed. RG got gutted for any purpose that is not "I want to move fast, but not my teammates", so I guess Singed is most likely the last one who can build it
>>167746598
>haven't, didn't, isn't
Uh shit, I'm not sure that means what I wanted it to mean
>All singed mains think RoA is garbage
There I fixed it.
>>167746598
It was good in some instances.
It's just recently there's this Righteous Glory meme going on so I wanted to see if that could possibly justify getting Rod of Ages again since it's in the same path.
Nope.
:3!
>>167745924
...?
>>167746449
Gold players are nothing to me. I can shit on hoards of them with my eyes closed. They are trash. If they were capable of even touching me they would be mid diamond.
I thought Redeption was nerfed? It still heals a shit ton
>>167746880
But you main support? You'd probably lose to a player like me in your off roles...
>>167747042
Alright in all seriousness gold players are inferior to me in all 5 roles and in almost every aspect of those 5 roles. They are much to young to face me.
>>167747029
Didn't want to make it garbage, you know like every pother support item that gets used, but also not let it auto win the game like that one Dota2 Patch with their redemption item
Fuck you guys, I made pasta.
Stroll into the lane without a care. No need for CC, no one wants to be within an arms reach of you anyway :^)
Now as I gaze into the enemies eyes, I open a pack of ramen. Yes, ramen. But this ain't you're ordinary ramen! Oh, wait a moment.
>Clicks E
This is you're limited edition discount ramen! The good shit.
>Clicks W
With this ramen, you'll be able to make sick plays.
>Sips noodle
And snowball the game with godlike mechanics. >Dries lips of enemy tears
Now that I'm level 6.
>Dinging of le microwave
I ult them to death - the best type of CC.
>Licks plate
Once the enemy ADC is dead, collect your space shekels.
>play adc
>win lane
>50 cs up on everyone in the game
>their 1/4 midlaner is still 2 levels ahead of me and can easily oneshot me
>do zero damage to their toplaner even though he has 0 ( zero ) armor items
Give me one reason why anyone should ever voluntarily play this garbage role
>>167747242
>t. anon playing on a meme server like NA
>>167747373
>plate
0/10
>>167747476
Don't worry anon I'll make the spiciest pasta you've ever tasted.
>>167747453
if you pick jhin or varus you can actually kill people
>>167747373
you are mentally ill
>>167747453
>I was 50cs up on everyone!
>N-no I hadn't spent it yet b-but... shut up ;-;
>>167747453
Nobody is asking you to do it. Let people who are competent in this role play it.
>But I got autofilled to adc
Pick literally any champion that can do ok in a lane, even a melee one, who cares. You won't get banned for it.
>But I mained adc since beta and more
And I mained jungle for almost my entire experience of the game but I still had to give it up because the current jungle doesn't allow anybody but S Tier champions to be played
How dou you think the new 7.3 patch will change competitive play?
>>167747506
It's barely lukewarm. This is suburban white mom spicy.
Jackie Butler @JackieMButler Feb 6
June 7th 2015 I tried to commit suicide. At the time I was engaged to @MisterLyte of @riotgames. He went to work the next day
I'm not afraid
>>167747579
not much since the bigger things they did are slap on the wrists on S Tier champions
we need new items, new mechanics, new rules
>Are you free right now
>No :/
>You could' have ganked me before Zed goes back to lane. Gank me in the lane he feeds in, make him know you own my lane and my creeps
>I have to farm ;_;
>I am so reckless and destructive right now and all I want is for you to force me to gank me and killsteal me.
>I want to gank you this game
>Can't until Friday :/
>Mata
im cumming
>>167747734
>Dett
>picks Cait
>doesn't build Lethality
wow this patch is fucking nothing
>>167747581
Fine, show me your spiciest pasta.
>>167747882
>lethality caitlyn
n-nani??
>>167747882
Why would he? Caitlyn can achieve 1,000DPS+ in teamfights with a full crit builds.
>>167747691
I still can't believe that, that was a real text conversation.
>>167747920
>>167747943
b-but 4000k ults?
post good feels
>ivern on your team
>>167747691
>>167747951
Is this from the master Ph.D of Cuckery Lyte?
>>167747975
bakane
>>167747373
Use this
Learn English and/or learn to write
why is LCk so much better
>>167747691
Literally every single person in management positions at that shit company is a shit human being.
>>167736702
Problem anon? :^)
>>167748010
yes
Should I whore myself for elo?
>>167748347
They keep trying to come up with excuses like culture/training/coaching, but it's really just genetics.
>>167748389
greed turns you evil, young padawan
>>167748476
>They keep trying to come up with excuses like culture/training/coaching, but it's really just genetics.
LCK is a shark pit where only the fittest survive
LCS still has Doubleshit. LITERALLY. STILL. HAS. DOUBLESHIT
>>167748476
really? then why don't they excel at dota2 too?
>>167748461
i'll help you for free if you're sub platinum.
>>167748461
post pics of your booty hole first
>>167748595
Different game, different priorities, therefore different genetics favored
>>167748564
As someone who has played league for 7 years but only gotten in to the pro scene recently, I don't get the doubleshit meme. Tsm replaced him and completely fell apart as a team because he was so crucial.
>>167744196
Where the fuck do you people get this games from? I'm just some high silver and I see way less retards. I get some obvious feeder/shittalking shitter only like 1 in 5 games tops, the rest usually goes fine.
>>167730195
They probably just thought they could kill the inhib and escape
They probably could've if they didnt waste 20 seconds fucking around (which they obviously did because wood elo brain lag)
Post music you listen to 24h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUrzIUC8g_M
>>167730892that might mean he isn't your friend
>Konichiwa. Korewa anata no supportu des.
>>167730892
hello brazilanon
>>167749246
>>167749246
>>167749246
>>167749202
why is his arm so deformed small is that why he is using this tiny sword too?
>>167749278
>720/229
you have brain damage you stupid luluposter
>>167731449
t.virginLeague of Legends
>>167749295
because perspective?
>>167749306
i'm CRAAAAAAAZYi got a doctor's note
>>167749306
If he had a brain he wouldn't be luluposting
>>167749332
it is drawn poorly, if it was more centered itd work
>>167749315
actually, from experience, I found out that the people who are the most obsessed with getting sex are virgins.
Once people get it wet for the first time, they realize it's not much more than an upgrade from their hand.
>>167732440
>tfw nigger is also automatically a ban
like legit, call someone a nigger in a game and I guarantee within an hour you're banned
atleast it used to take like a month to get banned
How's nautilus?
>>167749395
heh, seems you never experienced good sex then
>>167749412
big
>>167749346
show it anon, you can't just say you have a doctors note, that's not how it works
>>167749412deep
>People still think it's genetics
>Not the fact that KR solo Q is played by 8 ping, which trains mechanics much faster, so KR always have that edge in individual player skill
>Not the fact that KR's limited account availability to even Koreans themselves makes it so everyone in high elo tryhards
>Unlike NA where high elo games are literal memes that occasionally end 12 minutes in (Talking about the Nexus actually being destroyed at 12 mins)
>Since everyone tryhards, everyone has their skill increased
You can get to high elo in NA/EUW/EUNE by simply fucking around. But in KR, you actually have to be good at the game.
The next big thing is pretty much strategical coaching, specifically in BO's, KR is much more advanced with how to adapt over a 5 game series, something the west doesn't know how to do. So while you see teams like TSM beat SSG (and weren't far off from doing it a second time) and CLG beat SKT at MSI, and ROX at worlds in a Bo1 scenario, in a Bo5, they'd just lose the next 3.
>>167749306
he does it so he can secure the thread edition and push his lulufag agenda you dumbo
>>167749406
i typed nigger in postgame chat (i called a teammate a stupid fucking nigger) and i didnt get banned
>>167749479
sorta pointless if i have to edit out all the names of doctors/locations/signatures/my name/my health insurance number/etc
>>167748615
I'm a gold shitter support main.
>>167749437
90% of people never will
>>167749482
>muh ping
then explain how come pro players on EUW aren't all dutch
>>167749482
>8 ping
>saying it makes THAT much difference
naaah nigga, unless youre like 50 it's not a huge difference
but otherwise, you're right
>>167749578
I did
>>167749521
that's why he's braindamaged you luluposter enabler
>>167749562
>hiding the information that shows it's yours
so you don't have a doctor's note
>>167749598
>naaah nigga, unless youre like 50 it's not a huge difference
it always matters, because it adds up to other factors
if you're playing at 80 ping with like a 60ms reaction time, you'll do worse than someone on 6 ping with a 130ms reaction time which is more than double
>>167749683
I didn't say I support this behviour, I'm just explaining his behavior to you you fool
>>167749683
Well i don't want the doctor to find out about my waifufaggotry desu.
Because then i might get institutionalized.
>>167749825
>not wanting to get help for your obvious mental issues
anon please, we just want the best for you
>>167749902
With the doc, i'm as honest as i can afford to be without getting anyone locked up.
>>167749578
Lack of tryharding, probably too concerned with flaming the French. Plus AFAIK, Netherlands don't really care much about E-Sports, another big reason for KR dominance. They took it seriously from the jump, while everyone else bar china didn't really start putting the effort in until around late season 4/early season 5.
>>167749598
It actually does make that big of a difference. There's only so much things you can practice on 60-70 ping (Which is what NA pros practice on). And when western pros go to KR, you see guys like Bjergsen and Aphromoo go on about how much more enjoyable KR solo Q is.
>>167750032
>having 60 ping ever
jeeeez they said America is civilized
Huh I'm playing on 50ish ms usually, I thought it was considered good.
>>167745669
don't let him get a lead
>>167745676
gold1 is like top 25%
>>167745648
azir is like playing a different game, it took me like a hundred games before i was winning more than i was losing, this was while he was garbage though
>>167750207
the top quarter of a bunch of retards is still a bunch of retards
>>167750295
>>167750295
>>167750295
migrate when needed
>>167750336
Imagine it's bricklaying. Would you say that the top 0.001% of bricklayers are very good at their job and the rest are incompetent? Because that would be retarded. You're not retarded, are you anon?
>>167750336
great argument, retard
>>167750470
Bricklayers are not retards though.
>>167751237
>>167751237
fucks sake mods
How do you access practice mode in 7.3? is it even available yet , i can't find it anywhere