/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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me in the red

I got my mouz hoodie

This thread is alive and well

Thread activity is directly related to the outlook of JW's career.

I've made it to Gold Nova, I'm out of silver.

Now what? shoudl I update my rig if I want to get better?

I'm playing on a 15in laptop, with a 60hz refresh.

>>161351237
Lol

>>161350778
channel for pige

OPERATION ITS HAPPENING WTF

>>161270934
>>161292696

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>large update in the middle of a match

OH GOD WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?

>>161354283
GLOBES SIMULATOR 2016

WHICH GLOVE IS THE ONE THAT LETS OTHERS KNOW IM GAY

GLOVE SKINS XDXDXDXDXD

>glove skines
Lmfao 1gb

you mean flat sphere

When they updated the glove texture every one was joking about glove skins.

Valve did not let us down.Fucking Jewben

WE GLOVESD NOW BOIS

What's dust 2 like now? Is it finally ct-sided?

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>hope for an operation
>get gloves

VALLLLVVVVEEEE!!!!

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>>161344073
>Launching gloves
>Without even team gloves
>Gloves probably will be at the same price as a knifes

Valve again milking retarded kids playing this joke of a game in 2016, they just have no love for this game's community

>inb4 butthurt plebbitor call me mad for pointing out how shitty CS has become in 2016

LMAO'ing at your shitty existence, f@m

based

>everything thinking there was going to be an operation today

operation is gonna drop in hot on thursday don't sweat it

>>161354605
ALL OF EM

>>161355389
now's not the time for team gloves. that parts later.

>>161355389
This is the skin hype in general mate.

At least it draws attention to the game.

>that scout skin

I haven't played this game in months but I NEED it

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>they literally actually unironically fell for the glove meme
i've honestly never seen jewing this hard in a videogame.

>>161355687
consider this:
in dota, you directly fun the tournaments and their versions of sig stickers/team stickers cant be traded after the tournament

>>161355389
Team glove skins will almost certainly come for the Eleague major.

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>>161355258
There will probably be a lot more, focus might be on co-op mission instead of multiplayer maps though. There were new strings of code found showing new weapons and equipment probably for those coop missions and even taunt and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7wMmaBhFjg

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so do you like the patch fellas?

How many games do I need to win to reach a better rank? I haven't really played in years but I was a shitty gold 4. Recently I won a placement match and I got calibrated at silver 3. It's been 5 games where I'm stomping people (going like 40/5 and getting 8~10 mvps) and I still couldn't get any higher.

Honestly its getting pretty boring. I'm not even good, but the dudes i'm playing against might even play with the arrow keys.

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glove skins take too far this shit looks so dumb

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>>161354216
i posted these post. what have i done

>>161355858
>you directly fun the tournaments
i dont consider that too bad
>their versions of sig stickers/team stickers cant be traded after the tournament
what's their excuse for this?

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Fucking Reddit.
This game is a fucking Joke.

falling for the glove meme is one thing, but setting their rarity to knife tier is fucking money grubbing at its finest. fuck these guys

>AVG picks up the global offensive .exe as a generic virus after the update
the fuck did you do valve

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IT AINT ME !

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>New case
>No knives, just gloves
>The skins are fucking hideous too

Time to uninstall.

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How do you guys stand playing 5v5 games? How do you deal with it when you play well in a match and still lose?

>>161356512

stop being an outcome dependant faggot, thats how

>>161356259
afaik, there is none. you get player card to do some fantasy stuff, but i'm not really sure what that leads too. they took it to the next level in fantasy. for csgo, you only have five roles, anywhich player can be assigned to. in dota, each card only has a few stats it tracks, so you could get a card and be sol unless you bought a higher grade card with the stat you wanted.

>>161356725
>outcome dependant faggot
What do you mean by that?

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>reddit has successfully memed a whole new category of microtransaction items into the game

wew

someone post richard lewis hands meme

>>161356512
Try to channel your inner nice guy. Just be friendly, and nice, and try to have fun. Don't insult your team for being bad and stupid, compliment them instead. Don't give them shit for losing the round, tell them it was a good try. You'll get a better performance from them and you won't rage as much either.

If you start to tilt take a deep breath and count to 10.

Time to idle for the case for several hours and get fucking nothing like every time a new case comes out.

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>CSGO no update in months
>suddenly an update
>glove skins!!

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh ohhh ohh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Reminder to sell your gloves immediately.

>>161356393
honestly want this skin

>>161358172
Inferno was not even two months ago

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>tfw Even the glove symbol is the breakout one

Can't they even hire someone to draw new shit? Vale is making EA look good nowadays

>>161359373
oh shit

>>161359373
Even Valve knows Breakout was the best operation

>An M4A4 skin maker found a away to create another bland skin

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>>161359434
Bring back blackgold pls valve

>>161358528
>reskin of an ancient map
>update

nah

>see new scout skin
>think it might get a nice mid tier skin
ITS FUCKING TRASH REEEEEEEEEEEE
Why must valve neglect a gun with such potential, if they're going to do skins at least do them properly!
Also I really want a 'nam M4 :^)

ahshah gLOvesAbIaZoLUTEMadMeNhaHAzhAHa OPErATOR give mE The pLice thEre's MADmeNmaKIN GLovES and I CAN'T bREATHe

>>161359638
Blackgold + Insertion + Castle + Overgrown

see guys, valve really does care about improving the game :^)

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>>161358528
>Fucking around a legendary map who didn't really needed nothing, besides a re-skin on the worst case scenario
>Instead of D2, Mirage, Overshit or Snorestone

When they shitted on Nuke I was sad, but when they killed Inferno this game died for me

I only play CS socially now, can't take this bullshit anymore, valve does whatever the fuck they want, and the community just swallows it, not surprise why even solo MM is unbearable now, cancer people is literally CS community in 2016

Cancer, cancer everywhere

>>161360289
>who didn't really needed nothing

shoo shoo you filthy monkey

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>gloves
where were you when cs was kill?

soubenir gloves with team logos pls

>>161360543
Inferno was the map for the actual good teams, like Fnatic, EnvyUs/LDLC, Titan, TSM/Astralis

Bronzilians monkeys like you always hated it, now go sucks follen's dick

You need to be a actual gold in your soul to hate inferno

>>161360547
I was DMing in June when it prompted me to update, this being the mag7 sound change + the pleb low ammo clicking. Little did we know they would soon make all the guns sound worse and forever ruin everything.

>>161360547
i sitting home drinking tea when i heard they're cracking down on skin gambling

>>161360547
i was downloading update happy, then read changelog

no....

>>161360763
kek you really are a monkey if you don't realize he was making fun of your shit grammar

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>>161360547
>FUCKING GLOVES
is valve autistic?

>>161361252
nope they're just trying to squeeze all the money they can out of it without doing any real work. It's sad but funny how transparent this garbage is

https://youtu.be/ZE_hnQH8Qyk

>glove skins

hey we need 2 people to play comp add me silver to nova 2

http://steamcommunity.com/id/wecrescentfresh/

>>161362084
Add my smurf, I carry my college classmates there

http://steamcommunity.com/id/YUNGSMUG

>GLOVE SKINS

>>161362275
ok thanks i only need 1 more silver to nova 2 we need 1 dude

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>tfw thought the whole case was just gloves
>actually didn't mind
>"or the Exceedingly Rare Gloves!"

hahahahahahahahahaha

>>161363009
What are the knifes of the glove cases? Boots? Belts? Hats?

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>>161363009

>not only that, gloves have wear on them so you may not even get a good durability on it if you happen to roll gloves

>>161363261
>>161363389

>hey look at all these nice new things for you!
>for only a few hundred steambucks in cases they're yours!
>oh you didn't get the one you wanted?
>you can buy one from another user!
>oops that'll be an extra 15% on top of your purchase for us :))))

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>GLOVES
>FUCKING. GLOVES.

OY VEY

Are GOtards the goodest goys of the gaming world

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>>161361252
CSGO has peaked (or actually dying a bit if you look at the average) so it makes sense for Valve to squeeze all the juice.

>>161364440
>

Daily reminder

css > csgo > 1.6

>>161364958
I agree

>>161364440
>you now realize they're making majors last longer to boost the average player count

reminder that posting cute black animes are /magog/ approved

also css>everything desu

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>>161365297
oops forgot the picture whoops xD

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>>161362084

>Sprays come out
>oh sick aprays
>why the fuck do they fade away
>wth limited uses

>gloves come out
>oh sick gloves
>why the fuck are they as rare and knives
>why the fuck do they have wear?!

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>Gloves

What's next? Actual hats?

>>161366141
>stat track gloves
>adds a watch

>>161364958
>>161365297
css was fucking casual tier desu senpai
1.6 > csgo > shit > css

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G L O V E S

>>161366475
>he fell for the competitive meme

css > csgo > literal shit > call of duty > cz > 1.6

>>161366141
equipable character models with wear and makeup

I miss proper wallbanging and proper spray patterns

I miss good movement

Fuck I just wish 1.6 was still the game everyone played

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VERY IMPORTANT

Tell me where I can purchase a Michael Jackson Glove in game

>>161368346
That's bad

>superficial update has unintended consequences of crashing the game

this shit is just comical every time now. how is valve still in business?

Which gloves do you want to give you a handy j?

>people talking about gloves
>I hit my who care... bind
>all the kids get salty
holy fuck like literally who care

Is it possible to get more than 1 case drop a week?

>>161370135
you get 2

>>161369928
Daily reminder who care is a forced meme

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>>161371057
i would be okay with it if they posted something CUTE to go with it (no 2d)

>>161371057
>>161371121
who care...

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>tfw olof and krimz aren't good anymore

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>>161371972

>>161371596
who care the

the pro scene was at its best when fnatic were dominating and everyone else was fighting for second

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>>161372347

>>161371972
I feel bad for dennis desu

>>161372875
he is the reason this all happened though. this is all literally his fault

>>161372875
Fuck dennis, he ruined everything.

Valve needs to add weapon charms to all primaries like Rainbow Six Siege does.

I want more customization of my avatar/weapons.

>>161362084
>mexican
>dat profile pic
>dat name


how about no

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I was thinking of avatarfagging on some board in an attempt to be obnoxious. The most obnoxious looking think I could think of was Kiefer Sutherland from Lost Boys. How'd I do?

Also tfw Shara in OP but no Shara in F3.

>>161371972
Still better than botsent

>Oh we have team issues
>Instead of talking out like functional people lets just split
>Also create my own gaming team because CS players are jews nowadays

At least Fnatic's reign was by far the best, CS died when Fnatic did

>>161374513
godsent was a team before that split happened. ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ʰᵒʷᶰᵉʷ⋅ʳᵘ, ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵒ ᵗᵒ ˢᶦᵗᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃᶫᶫ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜˢ ˢᵏᶦᶰ ᶰᵉᵉᵈˢ⋅

>see 800mb patch
>its just a shitty case


fug

>>161374734
>twist
>scheneider

Eat shit

>>161374872
You mean the current Fnatic and Godsent carries?

How to tell if someone is a shitter:

>kickback.com in their names
>they end their name with a period like "Anonymous."

Are Graffiti the next Revolver?

>>161376083
Anonymous. the

Anyone have the pic when jw says all the pigs are ashamed of u
it was on inferno

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>glove skins

HAHAHA HOLY FUCK HOW FAR THIS GAME IS SINKING

thorin is just a meme now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTizzVfBddI

>>161378517
i had no clue this existed. made my day

>>161356512

>blames teammates for losing

silver mindset desu
there is a reason why the ones raging are always the shitters.
change starts with yourself, if you don't like playing with randoms, then play with good people of your choice.

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>csgo is now an SNL digital short

Should I go to work tomorrow, /csgog/?

>>161379712
where do you work?

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they dun goofed this time

>gloves

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

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>its a 1gb team fortress 2 update episode

>>161381662
do you think c9 has been telling ska that his xanny is addy so he'll play bad as a joke?

>>161380310
Meme department store

I'm a single atheist white man, 25, reputedly intelligent, with unusual interests in politics, science, music, dance and Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.

I'd like to meet a woman with varied interests, curious about the world, comfortable expressing her likes and dislikes (I hate struggling to guess), delighting in her ability to fascinate a man and in being loved tenderly, who values joy, truth, beauty and justice more than "success"--so we can share bouts of intense, passionately kind awareness of each other, alternating with tolerant warmth while we're absorbed in other aspects of life.

Why is faceit utter garbage ?

>>161382472
because its free tm

>paid sprays
>Paid gloves skins

Hahaha people actually play this game

>>161344073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx2TfU0114Y

>csgo now has decorative gloves

what went wrong?

>>161344073
Glove skins inspect animation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDOdpjh6Gs

csgog discord server for anyone that is interested

https://discordapp.com/invite/ZwBP8Sy

https://discordapp.com/invite/ZwBP8Sy

https://discordapp.com/invite/ZwBP8Sy

If you buy a pair of gloves consider killing urself 4 real

Woah CSGOY so based. I'm gonna gamble sum skins so that I can buy some gloves. When will this shit die?

>>161366141
Anime girls playermodels

hats

bullet tracer colors And they also spin and make new sounds!

map skins

boots skins

voice packs

huds

grenades

>>161384689
I would unironically pay like $200 for a 1.6 conversion skin that makes everything look and sound like 1.6

>>161386097
just play 1.6 you autist

>>161386201
The server ecosystem is dead.

>>161386097
How do you ironically pay for something?

>>161386265
maybe its through paypal chargebacks

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>gloves
>not even their own separate case, but in a normal case filled with bad quality skins and gloves are in knife roll slot
>gloves have usual wear from FN to BS

Apparently milking money from idiots is a lot more profitable than actually saving the dying game.

I'm glad I uninstalled this shit months ago.

>be walking on the street
>random cat starts rubbing on my leg obviously asking for FREE HANDOUTS

what the FUCK, these "cats" are worse than niggers and worse than gypsies combined: not only they eat the DIRTY LEFTOVERS from the libcuck restaurants and people who feed them to the extent they become FAT, but now one of them had the NERVE to beg me for FREE HANDOUTS from my parents's hard earned money!!

a "cat" is what happens when a nigger fucks a gypsy
biggest scum on earth
cat holocaust when?

pic related, nigger gypsy cat asking me for free handouts

>>161363261
the gloves are the knives

>>161374235
>>Mexican
kek

Dota 2 gets a new content left and right

csgo gets a glove, the biggest content update of the year

at least they can't make them Stattrak, what would gloves count? grenade kills?

>>161388531
Maybe they just track kills in general.

>>161388531
>grenade kills
quickly make a reddit thread
>thrown grenades kills landed

>>161388459
I get wanting more, and actually good content, but can we stop having reddit ass factually incorrect comments like this? Wildfire and Inferno were bigger updates, with sprays also having an arguably larger impact on the game.

Why not complain about real problems like how valve gave up on lower end settings with the spray update since they force medium or higher for a few settings now, or how alt-tabbing crashes supposedly. These updates are shit and all, but saying it's the biggest update is a lie.

>>161388676
>the real problems are people with shit computers can't play the game anymore.
>not pistols and first shot accuracy
sup reddit

How to git gud?
I just started playing this thing and I'm getting rekt by people smurfing or blatant hackers.

in 3/5 of my previous games I've had someone from either my team or the enemy team get a vac ban.

>>161388948
Sorry, those are not "problems." That is the game working as intended, you may not like it, but that's the way it is. The inability of the cs fanbase to differentiate from objective bugs and subjective complaints is mindnumbing. Here's an example:
>subjective problem
The M4 does less damage than a $300 pistol
>objective problem
HE/molotovs can/will let you see through smokes

>>161389128
Just leave and join a better game

>>161389291
>HE/molotovs can/will let you see through smokes

I actually noticed this. Am a complete noob shitting around in gn1. Do you get banned for exploiting this?

>>161388531
Taser kills

>>161389381
You don't get banned by blatantly hacking so you guess...

>>161357006
play to win
Don't care if you lose

>>161389291
yes one is a bug and one is working as intended
that doesn't change the fact that the intended one fucks up the more skilled player more frequently than the rarely happening bug.

>>161389607
Then quit whinning like a faggot whenever anyone points out parts of the game are actually broken.
>the game crashes at launch
>YEAH BUT IF IT DID LAUNCH YOU COULD STILL GET ECOD AND THE AK CANT 1 TAP AT 50000 UNITS

Please tell me you aren't stupid enough to waste money on csgo skinz and epic gloves

>>161387573
>dying
its only dying amongst faggots who quit the game because of optional weapon skins

>>161389801
>the game crashes at launch
it doesn't though.
you can just not alt+tab, it'll be fixed in 2days tops and you know that.

>>161389848
I am not stupid enough to waste money on csgo skinz and epic gloves

>>161388459
> Dota 2 gets a new content
Oh boy, here we go!

>>161390152
Man, you might actually be retarded. I sorry for your lot.

>>161390652
nice argument reddit

>>161390827
Says the guy who can't recognize sarcasm unless I slap /sarcasm on it

>>161391380
>literally "I was just pretending"
wew lad

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>bottom fragging faggot tks me second round in a row becaue "NOOB DROP ME AWP NOOOB OMG"
>report
>he gets kicked off the server split second after my report goes through

hmmm?

>>161389128

The idea is to win everygame w/o hackers and then pray they get banned and your rank goes up

>>161381845

small amounts of xan will help your aim

similar to how you play better with 1 or 2 beers

>>161368030

>proper wallbanging
>banging a literal 40 ft thick wall

nostalgia goggles

got 50 bucks, which knife should i get

>>161393578
A sharp one so you can cut your arms and legs good

>>161393608
which csgo knife i meant

>>161393648
some rust coat

then take a rusty knife to your wrists for being a massive underage faggot

>>161393794
Hmm might save up extra for a M9 rust coat

>alt tab
>crash
>change settings
>crash
>shift tab
>crash
game is hot garbage

This general is a corpse.

Damn, I fucking hate working. Just want to play csgo all day, is that too much to ask

>>161356130
No, not really

I don't have a fancy shiny knife and I won't ever have the gay fancy gloves either I guess.

If you could just fix the Deagle so it's usable again like it was in Source.

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Remember all the people who thought overwatch was gonna die in a month and this general was gonna come back to life once everyone returns from overwatch?

LMAO

>>161356368
Yup, I don't even care about this shit. Fuck you Gaben you fat shit.

>>161356512
You play and have fun and realize it's a fucking game and you win some you lose some.

Are you five? You really become emotionally affected by the results of a pick up game?

Kinda sad desu.

literally never bought anything CS:GO related expect the game itself AMA

>>161360058
cpl_mill + cpl_fire + prodigy + contra

>>161360289
>who didn't really needed nothing

ah yes, I see what you uh, hmm, "mean" there....yes.

Guys
/v/ is making fun of us again, I'm literally shaking right now!:
http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/359082368/csgo-just-went-full-blown-autistic-whats-vs#bottom

>>161402453
Learn to crosslink next time you idiot:
boards.4chan.org/v/thread/359082368/csgo-just-went-full-blown-autistic-whats-vs

I know this happened like ten years ago probably.

But by any chance does anybody here remember that time somebody made a post on Reddit saying that they'd found Gaben's eBay account? This was before CSGO even existed and people were noticing Gaben was bidding hundreds of dollars on expensive collector's knives.

This was really the sign this whole game was completely fucked.

>>161362084
yeah no thanks mexicano 100+ pinger

>>161402539
>Learn to crosslink next time you idiot:
Learn to crosslink next time you idiot:
http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/359082368/

>>161402890
>Learn to crosslink next time you idiot:
>Learn to crosslink next time you idiot:
>>>/v//359082368

>>161402453
>>161402539
>>161402890
>>161402976
Learn to crosslink next time you idiots:
>>>/v/359082368

>>161402453
>>161402539
>>161402890
>>161402976
>>161403087
Neck yourselves you fucking losers dipshits braindead niggers.

>>161389291
>The M4 does less damage than a $300 pistol
The P250 is $500 I thought. But the argument still stands that a $3000 rifle loses to a $500 pistol, which has been an argument point. Combined with laughable first bullet accuracy that is usually a coinflip at any distance that's not considered "close" it begs the question of how a game with this poor of balance can be considered a "skill" game.

I'm going back to Toxikk.

>CSGO
>designed for the autistic competitive community, joyless faggots whose idea of fun is SUPER SRS ladder games
>if it weren't for maps ported in from source the modding community would not exist
>pay for sprays, pay for skins, pay for fingerless gloves
>Valve realizes that community servers running custom cosmetics plugins are hurting their profit margin and ask them to stop

>push trigger is shitty and broken
>iceskate is completely broken
>no func vehicle
>surfing is worse
>bhop is a lot worse
>every server is full of 12 year olds
>le competitive meme
>get vac banned for griefing in le competitive

NICE GAME GOTARDS

>>161407364
Yeah, I am not reading that. First post ending with odd number decides what do I read next

>>161407726
mien kampf

>>161407364
>>get vac banned for griefing in le competitive

nice things that never happened

why would someone as seemingly intelligent as Thorin unironically support a fraud/con artist like Tai Lopez? I've seen him retweet Tai many times now. For all the "immoral" bullshit Thorin calls out on a daily basis, one wonders how he reconciles this endorsement of an individual who preys on stupid unsuccessful people's money to give them completely unqualified regurgitated shitty pseudo-advice that is unlikely to ever have any practical application. Maybe it's because he just wants to support YouTube advertisers so he can make more money from his videos or maybe he unironically believes Tai Lopez is an intelligent person. Really boggles the mind.

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>>161407929
downloading rn famm

>>161408110
>downlaoding it
https://murdercube.com/files/History/(Auto)Biographies/Hitler,_Adolf_-_Mein_Kampf.pdf

right here senpai

>>161408082
It's not a VAC ban, but a permanent OW ban for griefing if you get convicted for a second time.

>>161408323
and?

then dont try to fucking call it vac ban

and stop being a whiny bitch who griefs

>wah wah b-but the other guy started

dont they teach in kindergartens nowadays that 'the other kid started' is not an excuse?

>>161408638
>todays kindergarten kids are more mature than the average csgo player

Well done magogs

>>161408323
>>161408638
>can't play on any vac secured server
>>>>>not a vac ban

>>161408638
I never called it a VAC ban; the dimwit that greentexted did.

>>161409342
And probably a lot smarter too. I've basically stopped playing since I would get more intelligent people in Casual than I would in Matchmaking. MM was full of cancer, toxic, and micspam while Casual actually has slightly decent people.

Are these new gloves first person only or do they also show on your character?

>>161391667
oh sorry, how should my obvious strawman tip you off next time besides using two extremes and having one in all caps? fucking faggot reddit.

>>161412489
they'll show, but no one will care/notice besides autists. its like when people recognize a knife and skin someone has by looking at it, you're impressed and sad that they are able to do it.

>>161412647
t. Lauren "Pansy" Scott

ELeague just confirmed no new pins at major

>>161413024
how long did the doctor give you to live with that terminal autism?

someone buy my flashback off the market.

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:3

Found a glove case, FeelsGoodMan

>tf2g is more active

what went wrong?

Oh god guys please fucking help me now:
>>>/v/359109295

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Honestly are CSS/1.6 still populated?

I wanna play a non-shit game but don't want to waste money on dead shit.

>>161422020
both are pretty much exclusively "24/7 dust2/office no awp/auto $16k" with the occasional 5v5 pug server

>>161422165
Fuck me I'll stick to the shitty Quake Live servers then

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post lams

are y'all serious? I have to change my default sound output to my headphones if I want to hear the game through them?

If I go into offline mode, can I play the game without any of the friends noticing?

>>161393132
realism =/= good

>>161425978
no, steam will use the steam app/2 factor authentication will text your friends to let them know you're avoiding them by going offline and playing a game

>>161425978
lmao you're so pathetic

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Whats best way to cash out a karambit for paypal?

>>161426135
Wtf, that's fucked up.

>>161426527
you need to buy steam gold

>>161350019
turk or german or both?

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Deep Dark Fantasies

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>>161422165
>he only plays the default game modes

>>161428294
The only good non-default mod was Warcraft:TFT mod, then rolling and orc, buying a HE grenade and killing like 5 people at once.

>>161428526
pretty sure that's the default game mode with autism mixed in

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https://twitter.com/s1mpleO/status/803752272228417540

>>161426409
opskins

>>161430312
>>161430312
HE IS RIGHT THO

>moe had a seizure
haha what will the mad man do next

>>161431079
hopefully die

>>161431163
as long as its on stream while opening cases

When does the drop reset normally? A few hours from now?

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what skin do i buy

HUGE 16MB UPDATE DROPPIN IN HOT

>>161425978
you can play and might get them in comp or whatever but if they check your profile it will say LAST PLAYED X date

other than that no

new operation!?

>>161434125

operation drops in hot on thursday

>>161433907
http://steamcommunity.com/market/search?q=%22katowice+2014%22+new&descriptions=1#p1_price_asc

buy a ton of mil-spec skins with $100+ stickers

>>161434232
but anon that would be retarded
i think im just going to buy a graphite

>>161433992
thx wickedplayer494

>>161433992
did it worked?

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>>161406007
>Toxikk
Enjoy your FUCKING DEAD playerbase

>>161434532
who

>>161406007
thats great bud, now tell me why retards like you bring that up every time someone mentions a bug as if it deserves priority or is even fixed by the same person.

>>161436795
trick question, nobody fixes any bugs

>>161436669
some guy who is bad at video games and gets disgruntled when people post updates for CSGO and Tf2 before him

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Who agrees?

>>161442654
I kinda like the ones second to last on the top row. the brown ones in that column that you selected are pretty cool too they remind me of my mechanix gloves.

>Win 1st round only because I 4K
>Team doesn't seem like a bunch of fuckwits
>One buys scout on round 2 - a bit fucked but not weird
>Him and his mate buy scouts on gun round
>Buy shotguns
>Refuse to do anything constructive
>They buy nothing of value on T side
>Only buy properly once we're 3 rounds down - but the fucking fucks still can't get kills because they're fucking idiots

I'm GN4 so too shit for PUGs or ESEA / Faceit / whatever. But I literally cannot manage to get a game of competitive where there aren't hackers or griefers.

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>want to play mill/season/fire/any custom map on my pub server
>everybody leaves after the first two rounds because "lol i dont even know this map xd"

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>>161445387
ill play on ur pub server m8 what is it ??

>>161442654
Red leather are nice but idk what faction they would go with

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Literally magog: the skin

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>>161424150

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>>161424150
>blue
>le kennys sticker

are those idle servers good for getting drops? poor goy here

>mixwell wants to leave NA
well i hope they get maikelele

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, more like Counter-Strike: Gloves Offensive

cheating on smurfs is fun, i really liked the chiptunes on enhanced aim in css :^)

Any of the matches from IEM Oakland worth watching?

should i go to work today or watch eleague and try to get LE?

>>161461697
>try to get LE?
>try
>LE
don't give up your day job

>>161462054
ya i dont plan to but its holiday times, not much work

>>161462276
so go get paid for doing jack shit

What about gloves on the pirates ?

>>161462054
god damnit, i played a match with le's last week. this fuckers know nothing, check no corner, don't know how to retake sides etc. would be best if they don't buy grenades at all.
it was a pain in the ass.

now i am wondering what better players would point out to laugh about me ...

>>161461697
> smurf in mge
> get prefired, incredible plays from enemies
> lose
> play main on le
> stomp the enemies like they are silvers
> win
???

>valve PLEASE fix the game!!

>nah, here's some more shit to spend money on instead.

>>161463939
And they keep coming back for more

>>161462972
idk man mge is pretty easy as long as someone on your team isn't trying to lose or queued badly.

moe uses utility like a nova. tries to throw all of it within the first 30 seconds.

oh shit when did moe start betting again

https://clips.twitch
.tv/relyksog/LongHerdPanicVis are all cs players this autistic

>>161442654

3 good golves=

red leather, blue leather, le purple glover

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hey csgog

>>161471108
Shouldnt you be in d2g

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>>161471341
shut up idiot

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>>161471801
Go home, our idol is NiKo >>161372489

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>>161471965
disgusting

>>161472006
Nah this is disgusting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeiAUgmXhLM

>>161426023
delet this

>tfw all your favorite ffa servers are full

>>161475475
find a new one bitch there are thousands

>>161462972
dude I've noticed that too.

My theory is that they've made a system where if it recognizes you as a smurf (non-prime, excellent ratio, overkilling, overmvping e.t.c.) it queues you with other smurfs. Once your account is marked as "smurf" by valve's system, it's very difficult to play decent games again.

>gloves
what the fuck

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reminder

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reddit was a mistake

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favelas getting BTFO'd today !!!!!!!!!!

>>161481771
Hopefully

I mean I know Navi got their shit wrecked last time they played SK a few weeks ago on eleague but hey, maybe the map will be different and s1mple will just clutch every round.

>>161480759
>everyone was asking for gloves

>>161478338
kill yourself

>>161482452
Whoops it's Dignitas not Navi

In that case, go Gr8 Danes, you've got this sewn up cajunb

>no csgo gf

This comment means a lot to me just so you know :) Thanks man.

And as to why we are "terrible" its hard to say even from inside our team, i mean i think we have a great team on paper, and we in my opinion are a lot better now then with krimz, but we are still lacking so much especially in our T-sides. And i think its a part of pronax not getting 100% acceptance by the team in how he wants us to play, and also us not coming together as a unit, having to many people that want to change stuff up during rounds. But we work hard at the moment to try and find a solution and hopefully we will. If we fix our T-side synergy and our map-pool i think people will not be disappointed like they are right now.

And as for for ex-fnatic that was so dominant, i think they had a really big advantage going in to every game because they where so dominant people already went in to the server realizing they would most likely get raped. And that part i think would most likely be gone even if that lineup where to be recreated in the future, and they would have a harder task to become what they once were.

And if people actually think anyone in our team is having fun at all they are wrong, it's a nightmare if you are a team that is expected to be great and you are doing bad. It easily creates a lot of overthinking and it makes you enemies sometimes with someone that you have nothing against but you somehow create problems because you can't realize why you are doing so badly as a team, and you always have to point fingers somewhere and not every player points in the same direction.

Just my 2 cents, thanks again for the comment.

>>161486346
upvoted

>new maikelele team
>shazam and sgares to tsm
hmmm

SK are gonna rape Dignitas

>>161490647
;_;

>>161490817
Just watching SK play their slow and steady style and Dignitas losing by sloppy and not thought through plays. Especially midround

>>161490965
Yeah I know, Dignitas might have a chance depending on the map

>>161478338
"I'd tell you to suck a dick but my little sister is better"

is this acceptable?

why do i hate brazilians so much i don't even know any irl

>thoorin mentioned slurppiss

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>>161491535
I know that feel anon, it's probably because of the cancerous brazilian fanbase

>>161491820
delato this

was anyone else hoping it was sk when they first read about that brazilian team plane crash

>>161492269
No. I want them to fall from the top than be exposed for cheating, only then can they die.

I don't even care about CS:GO i'm just here to laugh when SK wins.

SKs coach "dead" literally looks like a monkey

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>mfw watching br monkeys cheat against our guys

>>161493168
i was thinking he looks like a favella + pole lol

cuckjunb
cuckfig
McuckL
macucksb0y
cuckino

>"I doubted SK"

>be monkey
>use cheats
>have insufferable yet retarded fanbase
>waah fucking white males y u no like us?
kys

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>>161494049

fnx is blatant af

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>>161344073
>When your emotions take over your "analysis".

God, I don't even know why i'm still subscribed to this autist.

Back when he started fanboying over s1mple, calling him "a star player" and shit it was pretty obvious how he is biased as fuck the way he defended s1mple and attacked Freakazoid.

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>he fell for the dignigs meme
>he thought thorin was a "reputable" """"analyst""""