>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
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>Wiki
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
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http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
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Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
first for rekt9
second for our guys SK gaming
>1 post early pig edition made by non white
eww
>>161677689
what are you talking about
SK GAMING
GAMING IS BELIEVING
>>161677803
check op
tfw you will never relax in the pool while Fallen plays guitar for you
>>161678140
>Fallen
disgusting
FNX is our guy: white, alpha and the only one not toggling
> earn a gorillion dollars
> live in brazil
> still have manlet uggo gf
> all these bm timeouts
pretty good major
OH BABY A TRIPLE
>play like shit
>"pc problems"
>suddenly start hitting everything
really makes you think
fucking cancer cheating monkeys
>its a "SK chokes away man advantage rounds" episode
i really hate this semen slurping team sometimes.
>>161679205
> when the aimbot is too good and you get your own teammates
>mfw our guys SK GAMING will lose a map
>>161680289
>>161680289
Do you guys remember when SK was white and didn't choke to danes?
>>161680289
>got kicked by faggot teammates
>whole fucking week long cooldown
>finally get back into matchmaking
>destroying literally everyone ezpz
>4 of 5 enemy players leaves the game
>my team gets up to 15 rounds
>fucking faggot teammates kick me
>ANOTHER WEEKLONG COOLDOWN'
OH MY FUCKING GOD
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS GAME FAGGOTS
I WAS EVEN BEING NICE TO THEM
GOING ALONG WITH THEIR ZEUS ONLY FAGGOTRY
AND KICKED FOR N O R E A S O N
i mean holy fuck this game is amazing but the people
every fucking person on it is pure cancer
literally garbage human beings
fuck all of you faggots i hope you die irl little shits
>>161680984
If you get kicked often enough to get cooldowns, you're probably a faggot.
>>161680984
who care..
>>161680289
>>161681149
you get a cooldown from getting kicked ONCE
KICKED ONCE=WEEKLONG COOLDOWN
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
>>161681193
i just want to play the game that I FUCKING PAID FOR
I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME
NOT 1 MATCH THEN A FUCKING WEEKLONG BAN
>>161680289
>there are people ITT who are not griefing, cheating and throwing at the same time
ROTFL (rolling on the floor laughing)
>>161680984
>>161681397
meanwhile blatant cheaters infest the game and NOTHING is done about it
is this some jewish trickery by valve to force people into buying a half dozen copies??
is there no other way to play counter strike than cycling through constant bans???
do i have to rope some dipshit into playing with me everytime just to not get banned?
FUCKING NEXT LEVEL
> that retake
muh dik
is buying keys from steamanalyst legit?
>they go as far as to flank the favelas from a position they would not think to aimlock
oh wow
That flank made my flank clench
>>161682297
Yes. Compare prices to OPskins though.
>>161682439
the prices are way lower than op
hueniggers are aimlocking 180 degrees now lmao
>cheating monkeys getting btfo by professional chokers
lamoa
now WHAT THE FUCK
was that spray from kyaerbye in ivy???
>inb4 GOTV bug
Hey everyone, our guys are losing to a bunch of Danes. Let's channel our energy to help them win!
Reply with 'toggle toggle boil and noggle' to turn their nanohacks into microhacks
>>161683010
was a legit spray
"Guy's, let's try and win this bo3 without our hacks"
- Fallen 2016
flashbanged
>>161683010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urwW1QOR6vI&feature=youtu.be&t=1m38s
Everyone in /r/vacsucks always loses their shit at every kjaerbye spray. It's just a product of how retardedly he holds his mouse.
>killed by flash
KILLED WITH FLASH LMAOOOO
>>161683189
>>161683236
and casters didn't even realize
>>161683010
https://clips.twitch.tv
/eleaguetv/TameJayRiPepperonis
Leave it to me
>>161680289
>our guys
>sk
kys
did you guys see how calm fallen was? it has been activated
>fallen blatantly microtoggling in desperation
pathetic
>>161683417
activate fallen all you want, taco just got slapped with a flash
just tuned in - wtf is going on?
>>161683417
Bc he's on camera. Like that time showtime was filling in for fer he was raging at his team
>>161683592
monkeys getting rekt
>holding an angle in the middle of nowhere with 0 cover
HAHAHAHA THIS IS SO PATHETIC
>>161683592
there was a post on reddit full of people complaining that sk were boring to watch now.
fallen decided to not toggle until now to make a sick comeback and wow us all with his superior brazilian bloodline.
stay tuned for more
This is great, because we're either getting a throw for the ages, or btfo non-whites
> i assumed it was an he hahaha
> no explosion
why is this fat cuck still casting?
le ebin toggle comeback incoming
>>161683835
the choke is on
A C H O K L I S
C
H
O
K
L
I
S
>>161683835
>>161684143
Denial.
It's fucking over. Favelas win again.
>>161677283
>lost 16 - 4
>lost 16-7 even though we could win but some fag decided to be afk for 60% the 2nd half
>nobody talks only mexicans or russians
I will never get out of silver elite master right?
>>161683705
>>161683785
i'm enjoying it anyway
>>161684417
All you have to do is improve your aim.
>>161684462
I think my biggest problem is that I can't spray. On recoil master map I do 15-20/30 on nearest or 2 levels far away but once I play I only tap/klick but never can spray
VAC
THEY CAUGHT YOUR CHEATS BRO
> see smokes coming in
> shit your pants and dc
sk are on suicide watch
>>161684346
Anger.
>>161684630
Bargaining.
>>161684417
>nobody talks only mexicans or russians
This is the biggest fucking meme ever. Stop being a fucking cretin and learn to look at the minimap.
http://www.tobyscs.com/csgo-radar-settings/
>You got a gamma case!
>:DDDDD you can't open it without paying
Why are they giving these out?
>>161684629
> silver elite wants to spray
you specifically are not allowed to spray until meg
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804843412537151488
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804843412537151488
>>161683592
monkeys were getting btfo. so they did a hard toggle.
>>161684879
im thinking more of a soft toggle on fallen and a pretty tough toggle on fer
>>161684749
Oh shit what?? I didn't knew this thanks!
>>161684798
Dunno my friends who are playing are supreme, lem and one mg. Supreme dude said to me 'anon here try spraying and don't tap always'. Sometimes I tap too fast.
post yfw sk will actually win this map thru sheer toggle
wow device does it again when are they going to realize that this guy is a fucking baby and he will never ever going to get over it
>>161685212
W H I F F V I C E
>>161685212
>>161685293
>>161685312
Acceptance.
>>161685293
fallen jumped u cunt
why have australias still not realised that there are 2 bombsites?
>>161685385
are you trying to post some kind of meme, sk fanshit?
how's that going?
>go to B
>win a round
jhee, it really makes the ol brain bugs crawl doesnt it
>>161685385
>>161685581
Regardless of the validity of the points made by Thorin about Device on twitter, do you know anything about "professionalism"? Thorin was clearly a big fan of Dr. House and has adopted the same self-righteous attitude of thinking that being good at what he does is a free pass to being a complete prick to everybody. I used to like Thorin for his knowledge and edginess but he is only getting worse as time goes on. These days, he just seems like an anti-social anger-junkie who has found a way to constantly stroke his ego on a large scale. The more I watch his videos, the more I realize that it's all pointless drivel, and we're basically watching him sit there and verbally jerk off. I have never seen someone who loves the sound of their own voice so much. He hardly says anything that isn't obvious anymore, and he spends 20 minutes rambling and reiterating the same point in his videos until he reaches climax. The troves of 12 year-old fanboys showering him with love and compliments are turning him into a bigger piece of shit than ever. CS:GO E-sports no longer needs him now that it's growing into something so big. Before long, "historians" like Thorin will be a dime a dozen, and I'm now counting the days before the scene turns it's back on him for a less immature and abrasive "e-sports historian" (like the LoL scene did).
Real "professionals" don't get to toggle the asshole switch as soon as they clock-out. They are expected conduct themselves in a professional manner even when not "on-duty." It's called "leading by example." The only example Thorin sets is that you can be arrogant and treat people like shit as long as you're convinced that what you're saying is true, and if things get out of hand you can just use the cop-out "it's banter m8." Triggering people 10 years younger than him on social media is not part of his job description.
The only reason Thorin is still relevant right now is because he's the most knowledgeable "esports historian" in existence.
>fallen not missing a shot
wew lad they went b again
>"I have a hard time accepting how good Fallen is right now"
cuckler low key outing fallen
HAHAHAHAHAAHA
>>161685385
??? helo redddi*?
>losing to danes in a semi final
monkeys on suicide awtch
WE DID IT LADS
EAT SHIT MONKEY FUCKS
>>161685385
AYYYYYOOOO REBBIT
<:
WAIT THIS WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT???
>>161686283
this is the karrigan vs australis timeline
>Astralis - Optic final of a $1.1m tournament
unmm gotards??
glaive donated his chin to rachel
>>161686408
> optic final
america pls
>>161686408
>he fell for the optic meme
>>161686461
el oh el
>>161680289
>spics
>our guys
>mfw
> north and south america both getting btfo by yurop in one day, in america
ayyyyy lmoa
>optic vs faze
what did we do to deserve this
>xyp9x over 100adr on both maps against SK
so gotards, why aren't you using 16:10 ratio yet?
>>161686670
maybe codbabbies will undead this general for a couple hours
Can't wait for Device to shit his diaper in the grand final and Karrigan to tell him that he loved him while shoving said diaper in his mouth.
Our guy RL praising kek
how many hours till next game?
>>161686408
is it really the finals no one is even there lmao
>>161686998
>>161687001
which one goturds ?
>>161687105
2 :>
>>161687209
>: are you sure?>
can astralis beat faze? i really don't want a cod team to win this
>>161687467
Faze are our secondary bois since karrigan is secondary pige
>>161686981
semis
>>161687467
>implying faze will beat optic
>>161687647
i just really hate that rain youtuber guy
>non sponsored valve event
>on tv
it has to be rigged in favor of normies, the number of views on twich aren't good enough for tv
sheeeit one and a half hours... call me crazy but ima go and play some cunter strike
>he isn't a 1080p awper
>>161689361
>he doesn't play 16:10
lmaoing at your life
>>161689486
>>161689559
god. you anime memeposters are the reason why this general is in the toilet. I'll come back when the CoDB owl is on
should i watch it on twitch or on tv
>>161689709
anime is always with you
>>161689791
watch it with me in my bed
>>161690401
a-anon thats gay, baka!
why is he called mixwell
>>161691631
probably an ironic thing
>>161691435
a-are you a qt trap
>>161691631
probably loves mixing cum in his mouth and does it well to boot
>televised
the game is going to be dumbed down for normies, isnt it?
>>161677689
sometimes i sit staring at /csgog/ for up to an hour @ ~745 posts waiting for the cap so i can make the thread and be sure i won't be staring at her hideous face every day for the next week
>>161693340
take my energy \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
>>161693375
I'm just hoping for thorin's ego to finally implode on tv and "banter" a retarded baby or something after which he will be fired from everything
>>161693375
umm...... it already is a normie game !!?
>>161693375
cs has been televised before you were born, kiddo
granted this is america after a whole lot of public shootings, so I'm anxious to see if anything special happens
>>161693919
>>161693375
you guys know eleague has been on tv since may, right? nothing special happened yet
our girl pansy is streaming
>>161694614
eww
>>161693704
he's on his meds no doubt
its not going to happen
>>161694992
didn't he just call someone pussies on the last map out of nowhere?
>>161694992
did banterboy ever recover from this?
> check slavshit stream
> ultra hottie presenter
never watching that fat fuck and his 2 bitchboys again
tv stream where
>snickers pregame
>stats presented by hyper x
this feels really american
>>161696196
is it vlada?
>>161696579
ikr? t feels more like a pre-game NFL show or something, not autist playing point and clicks.
>>161696196
> tfw no slav gf who's into cs
>>161696658
now all we need is a timeout per round, the rounds alrrady come down to the last 30 seconds anyway so theres plenty of room for ads
>>161696881
Have they started putting ads inside maps yet?
>>161697010
what do you think skins are
>>161697010
why not make skins, stickers and sprays with ads?
she called him rachel
>>161697047
Not as good as massive Mountain Dew banners on de_dust2
http://live.eleague.com/
>>161697295
me the futa in the middle
>>161697327
>>161697430
you gonna come over?
are faze clan our guys?
me in purple
>5 minutes of talking
>commercial break
wtf
>>161697557
which one of the russian casters do you guys think is boning the blonde?
>>161697708
but non of them are black
>>161697680
what does this mean? it isn't any different from the numerous commercials we get in all other ESL/DH/faceit streams before the action begins
>>161697668
auto noob
>>161697801
> nacucks
everytime XDD
>>161697708
the blonde bones xerself
the live.eleague site is up 100 100
This observer feed is ass.
LMAAAAAAAAAAO AMERICANS GET OUT
>30 seconds behind the broadcast
why don't they just give us the GOTV
>>161698002
make your own obs feed senpai http://live.eleague.com/
>>161698012
meant for
>>161697954
>>161697223
>>161698012
use twitch on audio only then just have fun with the views.
>>161698012
>EAT A SNICKERS DUDE HAHAHAHAHHA ARBYS AND HEADSHOTS BUFFALO WILD WINGS US GAMERS
does optic always play like this on T side on train, or are they speeding it up for the people with low attention span?
watch tarik's pov. he's literally just dm'ing
>anders wants faze to do silver tactics
wtf
>>161698458
well. optic is just out-aiming faze. OG is not doing any tactic.
>>161698567
so they're literally playing like silvers for views?
>>161698621
>>161698445
it's how they play many maps, stop trying to force this dumb "views" angle
>>161698621
>CoD clans
>audience yelling for any kill
yep
>>161698659
how did they get this far then?
>>161698725
>swedish teams
>audience yells for anti-eco kills
same shit
THE 4Head PROBLEM
>>161698002
i honestly love it
100% gameplay, no meme cameras or screen clutter
>>161698743
mixwell carried
how is faze losing to optic?
optic is fucking trash
what kind of retarded name is mixwell?
>>161698950
>optic is fucking trash
um no
karrigan lel
>You are living in the Atralis-Optic timeline
What did we do to deserve this?
>full set of nades
>rush RUSH
karrigan is so tilted
ah nice of them to let moe play
>>161694992
Ah, classic Richard "Why don't people talk about Mental Illness more" Lewis
>>161697010
>Goose is renamed the McChicken
>>161699412
Look at his replies, pretending to be concerned that someone has a mental issue is his only mechanism to diffuse a discussion where his views are challenged
>>161697010
starladder does. they also pioneered the gloves meme
>>161699498
easy there thorin, it's just bants
does anyone else find the ads cringy?
>>161699496
>Pop dog renamed Dr. Pepper
>>161699536
based slavs know what gamers want tbqh
im getting gloves 100%
next up, hostage-thorin skines
>>161699617
not really
>>161699640
slavladder and all the associated tournaments are great for ideas. i hope they get a major. the majors should be EL/MLG in NA, starladder/epicenter in CIS, then DH maybe in EU.
This game is actually ok... I thought I would hate it.
>>161699835
i mean the ones during commercial breaks
ambulance
Anyone actually watching on TBS?
It's clapistani only right?
>>161700012
nah a lot of EU gets it on cable plans
>>161699883
agree, ESL should be dropped.
at this point the slav tournaments have fewer technical issues, kind of amazing
>>161699897
it wasn't even a game. optic destroyed faze
will they give faze the next map for moar views?
tarik hiding microhacks in his pants???
>>161700089
exactly. the only reason i leave DH(ESL lite) in is because they have a great show for fans and a different feel than the ESL sanitized shit
who wants to go on a holocaust diet with me
>>161700230
hes putting his hands on his balls. the studio is a bit chilly so you try to keep your hands warm.
wew
>>161700230
>cheeky rub
0/6
Feels good to know the subhumans got BTFO.
>>161700584
please have sex
>>161700728
chill the fuck out I won't play into your reptillian overpopulation scheme
>>161700728
t. assblasted br monkey
>losing to optic
lamoa @ faze
>>161700952
everyone's throwing to optic, they're trying to hype cs in na again
>toggle break
hmm
>>161701043
h-ha yeah t-that's it, it couldn't be that EU CS is shit
>>161701182
eu is already in the finals, kiddo
>>161686557
>faveals
>spics
American education everyone
>wont show replays on twich
what did they mean by this
KARRIGAN 4HEAD WAS 4HEAD THE 4HEAD SOLUTION
is kio still the problem?
>>161681654
>>161681397
>>161680984
>>161681193
>>161681149
This is literally how all white kids are
This is how America is seen by the rest of the world
>>161701749
hes a big guy
>>161701808
that's rude
@161701808
for (you)
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
umn... gokarts?!
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
???
>turok might make it to a Grandfinal of a notable tournament in my lifetime
what a time
to be alive
>>161701903
>>161701918
gotards....???
> allu believed
>>161701938
>might
>>161701938
>make top 8 of a major
>win a small international lan
>about to finalist in a million dollar lan
everything's coming up turkroach
>>161701938
>might
it's over for faze
>>161702480
lmao shitter, faze are gonna shut them out on defense this is overpass
>>161702146
>>161702216
>>161702480
I just don't want to be disappointed
@161702605
losing pistol round is part of the plan. right?
>>161703121
Don't jinx it!
@161703121
yes you're supposed to wreck the economy with a force, m'shitter
>audience cheers kills against glocks with no armor
csgo scene is such a joke
>>161703393
all kills matter
cumback?
it'll be pretty funny for optic to lose this map and then lose the third map
>>161703393
mad?
remember that time kioshima laundered his entire inventory after two of his ex-teammates got vac banned
>>161703805
I remember that. then he said his account got hacked
>numerology based win strategy
not a winning strategy for FaZe
optic are aimlocking all defense spots tbqh
>go through smoke
>q swap to your knife and jump around
Are Faze throwing this?
>running with the knife out when he knows the enemy is close
this will always trigger me
>allu whiffing
>tarik panic hitting his inspect button
lmao what a silver shitfest
quality nade from kio
I can't believe pro players actually play like this
EU?
@161703237
was losing the match part of the plan as well?
Hi Twitch TTours
>
literally throwing for 3rd map views
>rush
his nigger looks are showing that he also thinks like one
HAHAHAHAH
oh no...
>aimlocks into 2 enemies
>still lose the match
>lose to NA
wow
NAF THE KID
>>161704603
if anything it looks like optic were walling.
Karrigan with semis choke yet again, also Allu played very badly in this and IEM Oakland semis.
>>161704698
wow, guess optic's actually gonna win something
>>161704698
optic champions, confirmed
>>161704698
TWITTER GOONS
>>161704698
what is he, like 1-7 this week?
>>161704698
all in on optic
>>161677283
is that a tranny?
>>161704698
>dig will beat sk
>nip will beat astralis
>vp will beat faze
>sk will beat astralis
>faze will beat optic
JUST
>>161704807
why didn't he just go to a in the first place
>>161704807
>webmeme name
>>161704698
csgo "analysts"
>>161704885
just a canadian
>>161704950
next time that happens i'll make another one and call it hodor.webm just to spite you
>>161704885
no. a canadian horse
When is the finals match?
>>161705327
starts at 7pm ET
>>161705327
peep hltv for match times
it's in 15 hours
HyperX Clouds IIs have shitty sound tho
I mean, they're well made and they're comfy as fuck, but the low-end just wasn't there for me in trying to pinpoint shot directions
>>161705501
that's a shame to hear, my guy
>>161705568
Im just saying because they keep showing the commercial
also these KY commercials are creepy
>>161705501
>expecting epic gamer headsets to have good sound
why don't people buy real headphones
>>161705726
It's for people that want a microphone and headset in a single package with no concern for quality
>>161705726
And a subwoofer just for an extra bit of rumble
>>161705871
>>161706682
"not feeling the awp, my amigos :("
https://gyazo.com/86bf13441156dde20d0b45e52d2ba958
@161707343
virus don't click
>>161707814
I don't get it. The crowd was doing the same thing at cologne and epicenter and others. doesn't matter
what's thoorion thinking right now?
Casual is so fucking boring.
Tons of people, and everyone just base camps.
nth for still best ak
>>161710337
"tfw too intelligent for accurate predictions"
>>161710475
And everyone is awping
>>161710892
Yep.
But you have limited entries in competitive.
Fucking retarded.
This game is only for aspies.
imagine being fortunate enough to access a huge free library of information and classes where u can learn almost anything (for free) but instead u waste ur life away on csgo only playing mm and never making a living off it
hows it feel knowing that a dude with no arms or legs plays csgo casually better than 90% of this thread ROFL
if u spend over 60 hours per fortnight playing csgo kys right now
>>161711315
imagine being fortunate enough to access a huge free library of information and classes where u can learn almost anything (for free) but instead u waste ur life away on csgog only shitposting and never making a living off it
hows it feel knowing that a girl with no third dimension casually shitposts better than 90% of this thread ROFL
if u spend over 60 hours per fortnight on 4chan kys right now
dreamhack las vegas asia qualifier
twitch.tv
/sostronktv
mongolz playing right now
our guys tyloo playing in 3 hours
>>161712465
>nohacknowinloo
>our guys
got my lol on
>>161711315
>>161711732
imagine being fortunate enough to access a huge free library of information and classes where u can learn almost anything (for free) but instead u waste ur life away not accessing the huge free library of information only shitposting and never making a living off it
hows it feel knowing that a girl with no third dimension casually shitposts better than 90% of this thread ROFL
if u spend over 60 hours per fortnight not accessing the huge free library of information kys right now
imagine being fortunate enough to be happy and contempt with your life
>>161717327
Never be content. Content is complacent. Complacent is death.
i like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzw6A2WC5Qo better than https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPeasXYaqiI
>he doesnt have a twitch slut csgo waifu
https://www.instagram.com/jules_bish/
I've become so numb.
>ELeague, the only tournament to top DHW levels of cheat paranoia
>upsets everywhere
hmmm
>>161718963
It really makes you think, doesn't it?
>>161693442
god's work
>>161718565
>he has a slut as a waifu
lol
Overwatch won esports award? I thought Rocket League got this for sure
>>161720847
even steel is salty about ow winning, but you need to understand how much of a shillfest those game awards are.
just noticed the na minor is tomorrow. get hype ML boys! hope then and our guy relyks make it through
pic em
>>161721404
inmortals and cloud9 should escape the minor, then my 8 to go through to the major are
Dig
Faze
NIP
Cloud9
EnvyUs
G2
Immortals
And the final spot is either Optic/Renegades/Pigesent
I honestly don't know but Optic have lucked their way to a final, so I don't want to bandwagon them. I think they could choke it
>>161722472
>Optic have lucked
How is it that nobody recognizes Optic's skill?
do you do any hand exercises for gamers between games magog
>>161722787
> optic's skill
literally one european awper getting the entry every round, that's all
you're not about to start meme'ing about that turkroach are you?
>>161723131
yeah, every hour
thanks doctor levi
any raids
>>161722472
i cant see both g2 and nv getting through
>>161722787
first beat mous which is a shit team, then beat faxe who shat the bed royally. Like it's almost like it was scripted since they needed an NA team in the final
>>161724215
Do you know the format? i heard they might do a Swiss system which, if true, is gonna be lol as fuck as anyhiny could happen then. If it's group stages then discussion means nothing until we see the groups
>>161724326
havnet said. it IS EL running it, so i'm guessing groups since they havnet done swiss yet.
>Team Liquid, Flipside and Gambit have legends spots
lol, I'n genuinely worried the major qualifier will have a few upsets then we see teams like Vega Squadron and Muffin Crunchers get through and the major is shit
never forgetti https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyPR1PJn8ZM
I still can't deal with the fact that AWP exists FUCK I hate awpers jesus
hey guys pasha is playing https://www.twitch.
tv/dotamajor
>love dust2
>forced to play as a mudslime or kike
>>161729602
its a video game dude
our minor boys (ML) are up
>>161730771
Muffin Lightning are our guys so hard, don't even have to include to the "dare I say".
akis looks like andy milonakis
Richard Lewis talks like he's a Witcher 3 character.
anyone on eu has gold smurf and willing to help me rank up my se acc? i am tired of carrying 1v10 i just want to play comfy comps
>tfw you will never sleep in the team hotel room.
skadoodle looks like a kid in a disney movie who gets bullied even though his parents are rich.
Hi I'd like to purchase an Akis Muffin Lightning XXXXL Jersey, where would I go about doing that?
Oh and some muffin stickers, I want to be a ML booster.
>>161730771
>>161731510
>>161732476
reminder to thank mr man
hey i was just playing dm with silent and akis
>>161732668
What was it like? Being in the presence of such greatness that is.
Did they give you any pointers? Any insights into the strats of the great up and coming Muffin Lightning.
These guys are on a rocket to the moon and you just got a seat on the ground floor.
>>161732570
eli da god
Where can I buy/sell keys other than steamanalyst?
>>161731909
guys, device is lonely
wouldn't you like to keep him company on those cold lonely nights on the road.
>>161732668
i was in pistol dm with shroud 2 days ago
i told him to succ me
>>161732948
did you ask him why isn't he playing for some throwaway premier team where he belongs?
>>161729602
are we absolutely sure that 1337 krew are muslims tho
>>161732948
If I ever saw Skadoodle in a game I would call him Skaschnoodle and then he'd probably google what schnoodle meant and get sad.
>>161733128
How did we go from this....
>>161733208
to this!?
>>161730771
>our guys
>being coached by CLG.R potter
gotards...?
>>161733347
potter is based desu
let moses live with her for free ;;;;;)
>in gn
>Both teams using smoke execute and proper pop flashes
>Ct s set up xfires and trade/rotate well
>Both t sides have default that leads in strats that actually make sense
What the fuck is ranks
Ive watched pro games without people doing as well as some of these gn
Thorin left the dog racing track early to come offer some medicated banter.
>>161733872
did the dogs refresh?
When will they just implement battleye so 90% of the cheaters get banned and this game can be great again?
>be gona for a while
>come back
>nearly no anime in thread
guys what happened to you?
>>161734192
Is that the dog that refreshes?
>>161733208
>>161733263
>>161734317
/csgog/ became an anime-free SNS
>>161734436
N-no!
>>161734662
fuck off anime nigger
We need this face on American TV.
>>161733619
I read your post
Then I tabbed back in my dust 2 comp game. Onedeagling every frag @ no sound, dubstep listening, me top fragging, teammates begging for drops
Who else celebratin the season my nigs
>>161734932
>tabbing in/out of a source game
Everyone knows its impossible without the game crashing. nice try with your bait tho.
are our guys TSM going to do it?
>set high sens
>suddenly have decent aim
huh, what other things are also literal memes? DM? 144hz?
>>161737825
if you aren't playing 16:10 res neck yourself
>>161737825
mechanical keyboard
>>161737939
>not playing 20:4
It's almost as if you don't want to win.
>mfw /magog/ is dedd
>>161743350
cause theres nothing to post about
>>161737825
Everything is preference.
>>161738479
Mechnical keyboard makes a fuck huge difference.
Right now I have brown switches, which is a bit more like playing fps with rubberdome keys. So I can't pres keys quickly, or double tap them.
With red or black switches though, you can have so much more smooth and quick control.
>>161743703
It isn't, btw.
>>161744337
t. that faggot that goes into pro player streams and begs to know settings thinking it will make him play at that level
>>161744431
Couldn't be more wrong.
Nice meme tho I saw that one on reddit too
>>161737825
you fell for the irl meme (placebo)
Just started playing, any common newbie mistakes I'm making?
https://streamable.com/4kok
>>161749505
>p250
what a fucking scrub
>>161749505
keep your crosshair at head level
reduce your sensitivity
dont believe magogs lies
>>161749505
>p250
>>161749780
>dont believe magogs lies
who
>>161749898
magog /csgog/ (an SNS if you will)
>>161749939
its "a" SNS
>>161750747
its not an sns a sns nsn
>>161737825
DM is a meme btw
>yfw optic is about to win e-league season 2
Buying weapons with a mouse: reddit
Buying weapons with a keyboard: /csgog/
>>161753486
>>161753486
It could happen
>>161753680
Can someone help me? My mouse won't move ingame but I can still use it everywhere else
>>161753893
anders is going to rape device if he loses this one. he's tired of this shit and someone has to pay.
Is it possible to get a feed from TBS somewhere? I don't live in murica
Bane??????????
>>161753678
i just have pic related entirely reserved for buy binds
anything important on numpad, meme weapons like sg/dualies on arrow keys, etc.
>>161749505
yes. you are not using skins
>>161753486
what a strange final.
a team that always choke in semi and a trash NA team getting carried by a spaniard
So how many more tier 1 teams does Optic have to beat on LAN so that you shitnuggets recognize them as a good team? They're better than most of EU already for fucks sake.
https://www.arconaitv.me/teabees/
Lags like hell for me
wow optic house daym
I like to think, at like a BW3, there's a group of 5 50ish working men, having a beer after work, watching this on the screen wondering what the fuck's going on.
>>161755659
Did they run out of money or something lol
EleGiggle MY BELLY IS HUGE EleGiggle MY BRAIN HAS DELAY EleGiggle YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT EleGiggle I'M FROM NA. EleGiggle
Are we still using Arconai? Because it's fucking shit.. surely there must be a better stream out there?
yeah wheres a decent tps stream?
>>161755960
yea would be nice with some acestream links.
This is gonna be 2 16-3 games
>>161755960
yeah, ur tv you retard
>naf pulls an easy flick on a save
>WOOOOOOOO
this audience
This event is fucking shit, can't wait for the major.
7-0 on T-side train this is over isn't it?
>american crowd
>50k viewers
sasuga gotards
>no stream
>optic get shat on
Good night, this event turned out to be shit.
>thorin gets 2/7 right this event
masterful
>>161757203
Uh over 3 million watchinf on tbs retard
>>161757449
>>161755960
I'm in fucking South Africa and I can stream it in one of the sports channels.
(I'm white)
>important match
>shitswell misses every shot
hmmm how peculiar
Do we have to do any more maps?
Optic BTFO.
>>161758113
Go ahead...
>>161757180
Best crowd sorry to say it, but true.
when will anyone come up with any other chant than "lets go _____ *clap clap*"
Optic and Astralis won the same number of rifle rounds. Astralis had the pistol round wins + the follow up rounds = 6 rounds in total.
Optic will win the next map. NA is not dead.
>skin betting forever dead
:(
>>161760546
>optic will win memebble
no shit thorin
https://twitter.com/SK_fnxNTC/status/805167373456211968
FALLLEEEEN
>>161761105
monkey business
>>161761105
NiP will win the major now, check my 4.
>>161761105
dubs chooses where fnx ends up and who he replaces
>FaZe k1o
>>161757203
they should've aired this later in the day.
>>161761105
>gets replaced for 1 event
>make it as if he is getting kicked out of the team
fnx has been playing like ass as of late. without hacks he is awful.
>>161762000
but anon, he is getting kicked out of the team. after the major felps is going to replace him
>>161761105
no way i thought fallen was a good guy that everyone got along with how could there be internal problems in one of his teams :^)
>>161761105
Never figured out why people fell for the Fallen is a nice guy meme.
rush is the most blatant pro cheater next to subroza and hen1
>RNG kill happens
>everyone freaks out
what a shit game and scene
>>161762848
overwatch general is that-a-way
>>161762892
overwatch is unwatchable, it doesn't have a scene
>>161762203
oh, nevermind my comment then
Damn, I hope Optic wins this.
>>161762732
neck yourself
>>161763231
mad na retard blind to your idols being the fishiest fuckers since flusha in his prime
>>161763224
me too.
but cobble is a T sided map, I hope optic doesn't choke during CT side.
>>161763359
he doesn't even have any sus clips
>peek the app with a p250
that is why I doubt optic will take the third map, if they win cobble of course
hey can someone help me
i want to trade my lol account for cs go skines
where can i find a cuck to trade with
>>161764245
try one of the many trade subreddits
>>161764405
well the one i tried it said
'LoL THREADS WILL BE DELETED/BANNED'
can you link me one?
i'm not a rebbit user
>>161764405
riot has a relationship with reddit and bans anything like that
>>161764542
if that didn't work. then you are shit out of luck.
I doubt anyone will trade your LoL account for csgo skins. and if you find a retard that will do that. you will get nothing for it.
Operation when?
>>161682662
> hueniggers
Kek
TUROK
U
R
O
K
>>161765030
next thursday
>>161764245
Try a trade server
I used to sell minecraft accounts on tf2 trade servers then changed the password once they gave me the money.
Plus you can't get steamrep banned for account trading.
@161765030
dropping hot tomorrow
>ELEAGUE crowd filled with 10 year olds
>>161765438
delet this
>>161765438
perfect
is RUSH white?
>>161761105
>Not even being decent enough to say it to face
Nice 1 Fallen.
>gloves
>$250 gloves
>"glove cases" contain weapon skins
how do people keep letting valve do this shit
>not watching russian stream
>>161765765
Watching this live on TV brah
>>161765687
everybody knows he's a double faced person, always playing the "nice guy".
>>161765827
>tv
wew gramps make sure to record it on vhs for gram
>>161765827
What the fuck is a teevee
>>161766014
>>161766063
got a spot on my couch for you bb come over :3
>>161766014
I want the panel
my country has it on TV, I have my tv box connected to my second screen so I just switch input
>people hating on optic
>2016
>>161766407
>lost to eco
lmao
>antiecos
another two round ruined by overpowered pistols
Nice balance you've got yourself there Valve
>>161766553
it's your fault if you die to a pistol
>>161766553
>majors are literally won by buying $500 pistols vs full buys
really makes you think
>>161766505
you were saying?
>>161766669
Really makes me think about how 1.6 > CS:GO
>>161766507
delet this
>>161765765
what was her name?
vladya? she is hot. she was essential for hellraisers. as a cumrag.
Why can't teams just start with a full buy? Pistol rounds are gay as fuck.
>>161766903
>"I don't understand the economy part of CS so I want it eliminated"
go play Battlefield or CoD scrub
>thorin's predictions
Magogs, apologize right now.
>>161755061
> U S A
U S A
> U S A
U S A
> U S A
U S A
> U S A
U S A
>>161766998
Starting with a full buy would not remove economy or eco rounds.
>>161767027
delete this. please
>europeans
LETS GO OPTIC
>>161767027
delet this
>>161767276
delet this
lurpiss mentioned
>>161767027
>asstrails is the best team in the world on overpass
what an embarrassment
>This is the most one-sided final match-up we've had at a huge CS:GO tournament. OpTic have no advantages anywhere.
>optic isn't cheating
>>161767470
delet this
>>161767562
delet this
Naf please
>astralis locking on through smoke
>tfw no pro drops a .noclip anymore
>>161767750
they do, you just can't see the chat
Optic will win ECS, screencap this
Trump really made America great.
is astralis this bad or is optic good?
>mfw optic wins a tournament
this all proves that fnatic, envys and sks cheats are busted
>>161767624
T.upset eu fan
>astogglis
Why is every fucking fan in the crowd doing this fucking dab shit?
Fucking retard Optic throwing away this game
>>161768019
its not fully american till we annex canadasoon
Apologize.
Right now.
will optic do good in the major or will they lose 2-0 again?
>>161768124
because they don't know what to do with their hands otherwise
>>161768060
no astralis cheats too and i've completely given up on the integrity of pro csgo but it's important to remind everyone
rush, naf, and spicwell are doing a really bad job of pretending they're legit
>>161768237
probably won't qualify
>>161768180
>Markovic
Sounds like a Balkan name
>Celik
Sounds like a Turkish name
>Jarguz
Sounds like a Polish name
>CaƱellas
Sounds like a Spanish name
>Wierzba
Sounds like a Polish name
This is pretty much EU win
NA choke inc
>>161768450
we /d2g/ now
>this Achokeis comeback
is trey "tck" martin related to spencer "hiko" martin?
should have been 10-5 for Optic
>australia
>terra australis
>astralis
australia btfo everyone again
>>161768605
hiko's uncle
CS is pretty much hide and seek, with economics and aim?
reminder semmler leaked that mixwell wants to leave optic for EU on counterpoints
>>161768683
and aim + spray control.
>>161768683
with kewl skins
why did they peek 1 by 1 after they knew where device was
fucking NA
GOOD JOB OPTIC
device
wow those microhacks...
DEVVE
E
V
V
E
>astralis takes a pause after a devastating 1v4
what a bunch of nice guys to let optic cool off after that one
>in the grand finals of a major tournament
>lose a 1v4 retake by peeking 1 by 1 like mg2s
LMFAO
all part of the plan to fuck their money lads
U S A
S
A
>>161769762
thankfully optic could take that moment to prepare for the round to break astralis' money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WDdReEqvJA&t=35s
>JUST LET IT SLIP
JUST LET IT SLIP
>JUST LET IT SLIP
EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED
>JUST LET IT SLIP
lads
do we hate fallen now? i've been gone since last year's mlg major
AHAHAHAHA GET EXECUTE KEKED LMAO
>>161770019
>not always hating brazil
>3/4 of the majors in 2016 (MLG, Cologne, Eleague S1, Eleague S2) have gone to teams from the NA region
AT THE EDGE OF THE HELLFIRE
>running through monster with bomb out
what the fuck
s t a n BOYS`
>>161770019
we only liked him because we thought he was legit and had a good underdog spirit, but since columbus we've seen too much that indicates he is a hypocritical piece of shit toggler
>>161770019
>fnx ntr'd fer
no we hate BRs but we hate fnx even more
>astroglide
O N E M O R E R O U N D
1
MORE
ROUND
I don't even know who's cheating more
is this why astralis is winning more now? xypx is clearly cheating
>Astralis get to play Optic in the final
>still loses
HAHAHAHAHA >Denmark
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
>https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
>https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
>https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
>https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
>https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
>https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
>https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
>https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
>https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
>https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
>https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
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>https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
>https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
>https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
ummmmmmmmm?!!1??
>SK era ends
>Literally all teams become tier 2
Did Fallen use aztec magic to steal skill or something?
>https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/805205784816746496
i am ALWAYS right
>yfw Thorin's prediction was based on when everyone was cheating
>inb4 NA choke
>>161770441
Great now Asstralis will win.
>ESEA announces LAN anti cheat
>nobody knows what's going on and teams never won shit before are now winning
REALLY JOGS MY JIZZ
>>161770441
the thorin jinx continues
>>161770303
Thorin is actually very disliked by the inner circle of CS broadcasting.
>cuckice
>cuckreeh
>cuck9x
>cuck1ve
>cuckbye
>>161770719
There's a good reason everyone on SK looks utterly shell-shocked. The know the game is up.
wew they actually did it
GET FUCKED EUROKEKS
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Another prediction correct
>>161770742
for good reason too. he doesn't seem to know how to communicate without going negative or trying to antagonize people into noticing him. guess it is a form of aspergers or something, no idea though
ty4skiens
SOMEONE ON HLTV JUST WON 5K LMAO
#GREENWALL
NA CS
fuck shitstralis
HAHA CHOKE ON COCK DANES
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/804918543456337920
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/805148722095071233
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/805152616380592129
>>161770742
What would you know about that.
My last expensive skins, gone.
Fuck you Naf fly. I'll never play this garb game again.
>usa usa usa
>team with 2 leafs, turkroach, spaniard and a slav american
Did SK really kick fnx?
>Astralis in charge of winning a final
I hope the meme magic continues and our literal guys qualify
did throin get every prediction wrong from the quarter finals onwards?
>>161770719
Are there seriously hackers in LAN tournaments?
Seems like something that'd be visible for observers, and computer inspection pre-game.
>"Denmark was the problem"
>>161771136
>Are there seriously hackers in LAN tournaments?
Yes.
>>161771021
just like actual usa ngltbqhwyf
Ass trials never end.
>>161770878
Right, if you watch all the different tourneys all the casters seem to get along well even Yanko can take and give banter no problem and everyone laughs and moves on.
Thorin seems to be just mean rather than trying to be funny. Like people aren't glad to see him for drinks adter the show.
BIG
CANADIAN
COCK
>>161771136
There's nothing you can see when someone is aimlocking and you can install cheats with a press of a button from any USB peripheral and un-install it just as fast too.
0-7
>Top analyst goes 0-7 on predictions
nice "esport" gotards
>>161771014
;_;
>>161771114
he is 0-7
>>161771194
CS is not a care bear esport, fuck off
>Th0r7n
>>161771403
after Thorin fluffed Navi for like 20 mins straight I stopped paying attention.
let me know when muffin lightning gets his approval.
>tfw fnx got kicked from sk
he was so sexy ;(
>>161771513
whatever the fuck that means
>>161771021
>2 leafs
Who? Stan is Polish and NAF is Serb.
>>161771014
>betting against the greenwall
its your own fault
>>161771194
autism
>>161770742
no he isnt lol
only people butthurt about him are a few cs players who cant handle criticism. even esl has offered him jobs these days after he was basically blacklisted a few years ago for his poland comments
new operation droppin in hot on thursday
The TriHard Cops TriHard Arrive TriHard They TriHard Pull TriHard The TriHard Trigger TriHard You TriHard Guessed TriHard It TriHard Right TriHard I TriHard Am TriHard a TriHard HAHAHA SALTY SWEDISTAN EUROPOOR
we back to /ded/ again
goodnight fellow europoors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JCQep-H3Y
anders and astralis tonight
https://twitter.com/CLGhazed/status/805215685135646720
get hype
hello? is this thing working?!
ive always wanted to support a US team but the only i ever liked got banned.
whats a good but mediocre team?
>>161773953
optic
will asstrails ever win a lan?
>>161774084
>>161773953
splyce
>>161774084
>US team
>>161773953
muffin lightning
>>161774198
the only good thing about splyce is their logo
FUCKING LEAFS GET OUT OF MY CS FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>161773664
how out of touch do you even have to be
like for a csgo 'analyst' he's fucking awful at his job
>>161774314
it'd be fine to make bad predictions, everyone does. but he lets personal bias shade everything he says, it's pathetic. and when he attempts to say anything about in game strategy he never seems to have any clue how to play. does he even have the game installed?
>>161774314
It was an upset win, you can't just now say "omg how could thorin not predict optic to win lmfao what a n00b" like jesus wet you're about as intelligent as the average sourcekiddie
>>161774532
0-7
>>161770081
IT'S THE END OF AN EMPIRE
>>161774532
but to be so confident in Astralis demolishing Optic when Optic beat Astralis last two times they met on LAN
all because 'lul na cs doesnt stand a chance'
>it's a ded general aftor a major episode
i always skip these
apologize.
What if all those CS:GO pro teams in the top reached the skill ceiling of the game and that's why we have a new winner at every tournament. Like there is almost no room to improve anymore and the winner is almost determined randomly on that level. Like throwing a dice where no number has an advantage over another number every pro team in the top ten has almost the same skill level.
>>161776729
no its muh jet lag na was right the whole time
So when does Fetish come back?
>>161776881
the future of counter strike
>>161776729
Considering Inliterally saw pros jumping and q'ing to their knife while pushing through a smoke, there is definitely considerable room to improve
If you hate thorin there is always reddit for ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-_o7woYZE8
So, looked up about these cheats...
Have these people been banned?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU2ttFyJczw
Wouldn't the coach notice that they're pressing unnecessary keys? Or even cameras?
Some of those are "beyond a reasonable doubt" that they're cheating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xU2T4BbOT4
New frag compilation
>>161776729
The good teams are throwing and saving shit for the major(s)
>best "NA" team is a spaniard, turk, pole, serb, and whatever rush is
USA USA USA
>>161783761
>strat saving
the meme that never dies
>>161768450
America is a melting pot, deal with it.
Spawn or another Muslim will get a major win in 2017 screenshot this
>>161784005
or you can pick this one instead
>>161770719
>>161784197
I prefer the hacking one, makes more sense
>>161784269
can't hack on vac secured servers but alright
>>161783182
ive noticed in game some will move their mouse across the screen lock in and scroll away quickly and would know their position and just focus on that angle
>>161774073
Why do people expect others to pay for their shit?
Where can I buy skins cheaply? at like 70-75%?
>>161681397
>you get a cooldown from getting kicked ONCE
No, you don't.
you're a faggot, and a liar.
twitch.tv
/fpsthailand
come watch our girl JinNy
It's been four(4) years and winter is still dead ;_;
Had a dream I lived at a CSGO camp with everyone on Liquid who didn't matter (JDM, Pimp, Nitro), they were cool guys.
>>161790552
Stop posting my waifu
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/805152616380592129
>https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/805152616380592129
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/805152616380592129
>https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/805152616380592129
>>161791982
can't tell if thorin or smithzz whiffs more
just asking before I sell
anyone interested in buying:
hand cannon souvenir olof deag
toxic souvenir krimz tec9
>>161790552
>she will never be YOUR girl
>>161792438
it's getting hard to tell
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/805161645500669952
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/805153684443250688
>r8 update was a year ago
>i still don't play this shit game
woah
>no gay pro csgo player
step up csgo, it's 2017
>>161798234
um hiko
>>161798234
You are like a little baby.
>>161798234
ummm elige been gay for the longest ya blockhead
>>161798234
the whole ibp team was gay
>>161765141
You can get banned if the account you bought was banned (or about to get banned), because now you're a scammer alt.
>>161802726
Are you talking about steam accounts? Minecraft accounts got nothing to do with steam btw
Hey /vg/, reached dmg pretty easily but now I feel like literally everyone is Scream pulling headshots like it's nothing and I am that struggling bottomfrag shitter. Any unironic advice how to improve my aim?
I tried playing ffa dm but it's always 0-100 and it makes me even more sad
>>161806260
Play pistol only hs dm first, once you have positive kda there with pistols only, move to all weapons hs only dm server
>>161806295
Can our guys muffin lightning beat tsm?
>>161806672
yes, then they will beat c9 and the sticker meme dream will live another week
>mfw I can't decide if I want hacking brs or streamer redditors to win
how much of a meme is popflash?
Imagine living in the world where NA CS teams win torunaments.
Imagine.
alright
im ready to get my lol on
>>161810282
c9 will beat immortals
>>161809819
you can say that i'm a dreamer, but i'm not the only one.
new operation droppin in hot this thursday
>>161808469
what the hell do you mean
without knowing pop-flashes you'll never ever flash anyone
>>161811327
no, the service
Why won't valve buy esea and extend ranking system beyond global elite
>>161811512
prime was supposed to be their own esea
In 1884, meridian time personnel met
in Washington to change Earth time.
First words said was that only 1 day
could be used on Earth to not change
the 1 day bible. So they applied the 1
day and ignored the other 3 days.
The bible time was wrong then and it
proved wrong today. This a major lie
has so much evil feed from it's wrong.
No man on Earth has no belly-button,
it proves every believer on Earth a liar.
Children will be blessed for
Killing Of Educated Adults
Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous
Days Same Earth Rotation.
Practicing Evil ONEness -
Upon Earth Of Quadrants.
Evil Adult Crime VS Youth.
Supports Lie Of Integration.
1 Educated Are Most Dumb.
Not 1 Human Except Dead 1.
Man Is Paired, 2 Half 4 Self.
1 of God Is Only 1/4 Of God.
Bible A Lie & Word Is Lies.
Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s.
God Is Born Of A Mother ā
She Left Belly B. Signature.
Every Priest Has Ma Sign
But Lies To Honor Queers.
Belly B. Proves 4 Corners.
Your dirty lying teachers
use only the midnight to
midnight 1 day (ignoring
3 other days) Time to not
foul (already wrong) bible
time. Lie that corrupts earth
you educated stupid fools.
GoBelly-Button Logic Works.
When Do Teenagers Die?
Adults Eat Teenagers Alive,
No Record Of Their Death.
Father Son Image, Not Gods.
Every Man Born Of Woman.
Belly-Button Is the Signature
Of Your Personal Creator -
I Believe Her Name Mama.
Pastor Told His Flock That
God Created All Of Them -
Truth Was That They All had
Mama Made Belly Buttons,
Church Was Full Of Liars.
Earth Has 4 Days In Same 24 Hrs., 1 Day God Was Wrong.
Einstein Was ONEist Brain.
Try My Belly-Button Logic.
No God Knows About 4 Days, It Is Evil To Ignore 4 Days,
Does Your Teacher Know ?
Fraudulent ONEness of religious
academia has retarded your opposite
rationale brain to a half brain slave.
YOU IGNORE 3 OF 4 DAYS -
FORCE 4 DAYS ON EARTH,
THEY ALREADY EXIST.
>Kondo finally did it
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/sniper-shoots-dead-local-mayor-two-journalist-finland-a7454896.html
GNU/Counter-Strike when
>>161814902
or as Iāve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Counter-Strike
lets support our k-qt girl twitch/lalafk1
post NA stuff
>>161818696
Only the select few know
Haha Cuck9 are gonna get BTFO by hues. No major for you.
>no stewie at major
>my stewie stickers only increase in value
C9 losing a 4v2. Love it.
Lmao just jamming on that aimlock. Everyone vibrates their mouse when they flick dontchaknow
if C9 loses this match they are not going to the qualifier. right?
>Stewie: Tyler can you not make us lose this?
>Ska: ...
Hahahahaha
tyloo pls keep brazilians from qualifying
>>161820407
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Minor_Championship/2017/Atlanta/Americas
theyll have to beat the winner of tsm/muffin lightning.
>>161820735
impossible feat. they are clearly out
guys we need to meme shroud and ska out of the scene.
it's not fair of them to get my hopes up like this
we all know how this ends
>Huemonkeys take a timeout
Rev up those toggles!
>>161821197
WE ALL KNOW HOW THIS ENDS
>temple of Kek
NO
someone put this on reddit
reminder that muffin lightning are our guys
FNX got Fer Cucked ?
>>161732668
and the next morning i dm with ichibaNNN and get to watch him play eleague right after too, i feel special
muffin lightning comfiest team NA
>crappy muffin quality pic
>poorly photoshopped ms paint lighting rod
are they /our/ guys?
>TSM needing to cheat against muffin lighting
free ibuypower
do you guys think fnx's VAC banned alt will be properly investigated now that he doesn't have his SK #1 immunity
>>161818696
oh i forgot i had this one
>keeps trying to flash players through smoke so he can shoot them through it
>claims not to hack
lol
wait does this not even have a final? just the c9 game after this? what a shit minor. half the teams, not even all the games. fucking gay
new thread
>>161821813
>>161821813
>>161677283
hey guys, how can I become better, but not playing ranked? I donĀ“t wanna play casual? So should I just stick with Deathmatch?
I am not good at fps, I need better aiming, reaction and recoil mastering? Does playing against bots help?
Also: please nothing like aimbotz, because I am always good at this shit but really bad when it comes to ranked. Especially when it comes to recoil mastering.. thanks!