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Medic!

Voice tiers

Engineer>Sniper>Demoman>Spy>Soldier>Medic>Scout>Heavy>Pyro

Taste tiers

Mine > yours

>>160048991
same

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>guy bans people for disagreeing with him on tf2center
>he gets banned

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>>160049460
>guy posts something only one person responds to
>guy posts it in the new thread too
Let's see more of that!

>>160048991
But I also like Sophie Dee

>>160049731
yeah the thread was almost over and i wanted to repost it

>>160049759
Ayy, that makes ya a good fella, then

What's the best soldier outfit to paint obnoxious colors?

>>160049930
Dapper Topper
All-Father
Third cosmetic of your choice.

>>160049930
scout shako, gift bringer, and a cuban bristle crisis

>Photoshopped to hell and back whore
>Perfect

>>160049930
Coverage starts with the War Pig, that gets the whole face and head. From there you branch out into a terrible chest cosmetic, such as the Hornblower. After that you can either go for a grenade replacement in which case I suggest the Professor's Pineapples (they glow!) or a pet

going to sleep, don't make raffles now

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>change viewmodel and move my monitor closer to me
>no longer need to squint and i don't get head pain anymore
>can frag without even trying

omg... EPIC

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>women
wtf

I meant a soldier chest cosmetic. I recently got a pink unusual (cloud 9) cloud crasher and I just wanted to add to the meme

>>160050662
http://tf2r.com/kb3al9i.html

>>160050916
Have you considered wearing glasses?

>>160051380
no i have good vision

>>160051412
Somehow I doubt that.

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Post your Medics!

>>160051412
Have you been checked? I felt the same till I got glasses and found out how shit mine really was.

>>160051138
>tf2
WTF LMAO

>>160051496
>>160051531
i went to the eye doctor last year and was told i had 20/20 vision basically

>>160051648

>>no longer need to squint and i don't get head pain anymore

>20/20

>what

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>>160051604
shut the fuck up you little bitch
here's a good weapon

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>>160051509

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first for banny

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R8 my scout.

>>160054361
>Not strange

>>160054458
I dont like the kill tracking box at the side of the weapon.

>>160054361
bat

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post your demomans

>>160054361
change the pocket whatever use digit divulger or something else that goes with the look

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>>160055226
he a bana

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>>160055226
>painting a yellow had yellow

???? / ? ?? ? ?? ?? ? ?? ?

>>160055443
It's a different shade of yellow.

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>>160055443
normal yellow was too dark I HAVE TO MAKE IT MATCh

>>160055625
would you also complain if your morning cereal had a different cereal/milk ratio than what youre used to?

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>>160055625

>>160055714
>not measuring each to ensure consistency

>>160055714
>not using a brand new bowl everyday to ensure it is the same as your last

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>>160055714
yes?? what do you mean

>>160055714
>Wanting your cereal to get soggy faster

>>160055714
>greentext

>>160056228
>greentext

mempost

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thinking about getting this Neutron Star Condor Cap, good effect but eh hat.

dont wear cosmetics

just KILL

new disguise kit

+no disguise smoke
-takes twice as long to disguise

new sniper
+ no sniper dot
- charges half speed

bully me

>tfw your heavy main teammate walks right across a sniper sightline even tho his dot is right there
>tfw putting tele exit just out of range of sniper dots

new spy GUN

-no clok
-no disguise
-no sapper
+25 hp
+twice as bullets you can carry in cacpaticy

what do you think? :)

>>160058632
stupid

>>160058785
comedy gold

How do I become a good spy

>>160061116
play against bad teams

>>160061116
apply for a highlander team
switch weapons a lot
feed your team useless and obvious information
get like 5 kills and blame it on "spies don't get many kills in high level play" even though it's just iron

people will think you're good

>>160061116

Equip enforcer and pick up halloween pumpkins.

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Without a doubt the best answer

>>160061116
Disguise as a Scout then get backstabbed by enemy Spy while jumping backwards.

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Post greasemonkey

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R8 my scooty booty

>Egypt 2nd
>RED
>Almost the whole team goes engi on account of one guy talking
>Lose first
>hold last for six minutes thanks to two soldiers annoying blu, a pyro keeping spies and projectiles away and a spy that kept dropping their meds
This was dumb as fuck but amazing

>>160051701
my monitor was like 4 feet away

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>>160063059

I want a button that I can press that will kill the shitty comp tf2 community and then get a better tf2 comp community

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>>160065750

What did he mean by this?

>post about tf2
>some guy is spamming anime waifu shit and gets more replies

nice fucking thread you redditor retards

>>160065785
right thread

>>160066316

Young man, there's no need to feel down.

>>160066143
I think something along the lines of "i am a huge faggot please rape my sentry"

>>160066643
That's not a real woman that's a picture

And pocket medics are better

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disregard viva post anime girls

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>>160066593

Hmmm, makes you think.

>>160066316
>still no reply

nice thread /v/ retards that don't know shit about tf2

>>160061116
Get matadors on free players with 150+ ping then furiously argue on the internet that tf2's melee hit registration is flawless and anybody who disagrees just has bad internet.

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>>160065750
>chubby chaser

>>160067993
Skinny bitches are no good

>>160066643
shut the fuck up stop posting random shit someone ban this failed normie

This button ain't bound to shit. I think it's like M6 or something since 4 & 5 are on the left. Can I bind it to something like my push to talk on Mumble? And how?

>>160068330
Boo hoo. Cry me a river, you little bitch

>>160068656
>Viva calling someone a little bitch

Bro, everyone here with a basic understanding of psychology knows what you're all about. I don't even need to say more.

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>>160068656
Whoopsie daisy

>>160068708
I'm an alpha male. I don't even need to say more

>>160068820
Ok 5'4 fatass working in retail

>>160068937
5'6 chubby dude working in Produce

Most of tf2g may be taller, but they're worse than I am when it comes to degeneracy and looking presentable

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>>160069102
>5'6

>>160069102
hows the weather down there

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>>160069102
>five six
>I was two inches off

LOL

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>>160061116
I dunno why I spare time to reply...
Cloak of choice:
>IW
Juking needed, hectic gameplay. You can't W all the time mindlessly, practice on sidejumps to get on top of props, and boxes
>CnD
Gratz you can press M2. Wall creeping, crouchwalking, walking and hectic change of disguise (to scout or Heavy mostly) required to hide your frame or steal heal from enemy Medics. Stick to team colored walls if you plan to exhaust the cloak with small bursts.
>Deadcrutch
Start with teammate disguise, change to enemy disguise after feign behind a cover, else your smoke will be seen by enemy until damage mitigation bonus fades.

Disguise:
>Swapping Weapons
Pressing the current disguise button (default: "B") after swapping weapons will cause your disguise profile to mimic a weapon swap as well.
>Reloading
If you reload your revolver while your disguise profile holding a weapon like Sticky, RL, GL, Shotgun, Scattergun, Pistol, disguise will mimic it.
>Made you look
If your disguise profile have a melee out, you better look like you're chasing a "Spy!". Heavy disguise can be used for stealing overheal or übers from Medics before vanishing.

Estimating the opponent:
>Footsteps
Do not run mindlessly at people even if they have their backs exposed. If some people felt your presence, they might trick you into approaching them by looking busy. Try to walk silently to them and get your Revolver ready if you were to meet a paranoid victim.
>Decloak
Use the environment noise to curtain your footsteps and time your decloaks. Stalking around the noisemaker classes or Sentry choke spots generally pays well. Steer clear of trouble until you can clear the pick classes.
>Advantage
Seek height advantage and air steer alot while faling. Climb at higher platforms to drop above the pockets if you can't find the position you want.

Stabs:
>Videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px1naiLLApg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnA65GybCIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6gLJ1ArgDs
Keep searching.

>>160069240
Yee

>>160069341
Down here in reality? Earth? New York if you live like in Canada or some shit? 45° F

>>160069392
Exactly. Weeaboos are clearly stupid and can't get anything right. They need their hands held all the time by alphas like myself. Get your shit straight, you beta bitch

>>160069510
you forgot the best strategy where you disguise as a friendly sandvich heavy and crouch walk while saying thank you to everyone you pass

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>>160069102
>5'6

>>160068820
That thing should be bound by default to a sens change, usually between 400/800/1200 dpi

>>160070148
Oh, shit. That's sick

Well is there any way of binding it to something else?

>>160066316
tf2g is usually like this

you'd probably be happier on the tf2 reddit desu

>>160070667
is it full of retards that can't even play in steel or something

>>160070548
i don't know, open up your mouse and see if you can change something. might be able to macro it to a regular key press and use that for mumble

>>160070548
five feet six inches

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>>160070548
>5'6

>>160070970
Nah, the Windows settings for mouse only allows me to switch right as my priority from left. Second one isn't an option. It's as if m6 doesn't exist

>>160071076
Short fella, but my blessings tall

>>160071534
LOL

>>160071723
You laugh, but then you shut down the PC for the night, and as you have trouble sleeping at night, you think about how bad your day was. "Why is my life in the shitter? I hate my life. I don't wanna live it anymore"
Maybe not you, but most of tf2g. At least 65% of tf2g hate themselves. I'm prolly the only one here who loves their life. I'm blessed. Sure, I'm short. Sure, I'm chubby. That's the way the Lord wanted it. He gave me the gift of life, so I gotta make the best of it and not let it go to waste

Kritzkrieg + Minigun is fun

>>160071534
not the windows mouse setting, open up the mose program and see how it is
alternatively, google is a thing. plus i don't think that it counts as mouse6

>>160072236
>implying i shut my pc down
>implying i have trouble sleeping
>implying my days are bad

sorry viva but i'm not you

viva i would tell you to go hang yourself, but that would imply that youre tall enough to reach for the rope

>>160072356
I went to the redragon site to DL the driver. Says it's a 5 button thingamajig. mouse6 didn't make the cut
I googled the thing. Didn't find shit that helped. Well if it ain't mouse6, what is it? It's advertised as 6 buttons. 2 on the side. Left and right click. Middle wheel/click. That's five. Last one has to be the one I pointed out. Mouse6, no?

>>160072385
You're right. You're you. You couldn't be me. I'm me. I love being me. Being me is a blessing. I thank the Lord every day for the blessings he's given to our family

>soldier is allowed a direct hit weapon with +25% damage that can one shot 125HP classes
>demo can't

why did they fuck with the loch n load

>>160072858
>I thank the Lord every day for the blessings he's given to our family
this is bait right

>>160072985
there's two classes in this game that don't have damage fall-off based on distance: sniper and demo

demo's pills do 100 damage from any range, unlike soldier's rockets which range from 112 at face range to 40 something at max drop off

it was strong for demo since dealing 125 damage to some scout in the distance was incredibly op, while soldier's direct hit would only do 50-70

>>160073131
basically this
the slight arc doesn't make up for the fact that old loch and load was insanely op to simply spam at crowded areas or narrow chokepoints

>>160072852
That would imply I listen to degenerates on 4chan for life advice. That's like asking Stevie Wonder for his opinion on the greatest paintings in history. Fix your life before you try to fix someone's life who doesn't need fixing

>>160073002
No, this is BlessedViva

>i am self delusional about my life so its ok to tell others that their lives suck

ok vivi

>>160073131
it was strong because it wasn't exactly easy
>projectile curve gets severely noticeable with distance
>if you miss you're shit outta luck
>only two shots
and fucking over snipers was the best thing since baked bread
>explosion radius went from 200% (hidden) to 75% of vanilla
now you can't even fuck up nests anymore, vanilla is still better
god damn it

>>160073591
i dont understand the retarded change they made when they made it 3 clip
HOW
where do you see 3 barrels?
fucking dumbasses

Anyone here want to buy a bliz storm big elfin deal + a SF scattergun? I just want to quicksell it.

>>160073268
>spam at crowded areas or narrow chokepoints
>LnL: kill a few people if you're lucky, nothing if you miss and you have to reload
>Vanilla: kill a few people if you're lucky, kill more people with two extra nads, get more lucky kills and make area denial with rollers
>insanely op
How about you learn to get out of my face scout, you have so many ways to negate me from firing it's not even funny. Eat pills and die

>>160072985
demo has twice as much power compared to soldier

wouldn't be fair to have a one shot nade launcher on top of a sticky spammer

>>160073753
you got me there but lnl exceeded where stock failed and that was one on one fights where you could lob a single incredibly fast grenade and demolish light classes, and you didn't even have to be that close

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explain this

>>160075715
explain THIS
*unzips dick*

>>160075781
okay
just read this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_differentiation_in_humans

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>>160075715
did engio invent pottis?

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>>160076047
no i did

>>160075881
It wasn't there this morning

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>>160068820
>I'm an alpha male
You made my morning

>>160073131
It wasn't until THIS YEAR that I learned rockets have damage falloff. Why fuck would a ROCKET EXPLODING do less damage farther away? The whole point of a rocket to deliver an explosive payload to a distant location.

>>160078449
if youre trying to include logic, stop
otherwise we have a million things to complain about

many weapons in this game have fall-off, which doesnt make sense in real life, but makes videogames a bit more fun

im pretty sure you wouldnt want to walk around a corner and get instagibbed by a soldier who is spamming rockets from a mile away would you?

if soldier didnt have damage fall off there would be no reason to not pick him 24/7

if it calms your autism, imagine that the fuel the rocket uses up takes damage away from the main explosive or something

>>160078724
>if it calms your autism
get

over

yourself

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got pulled into CSGO by a friend

every single game start winning 8-0 then one of the russian kids gets angry and toggles his aimbot on, lose 15-8

why did i even try, stick to tf2, at least those hackers can be killed

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For the first time after years i found a "hacker", spammed the fuck out of the chat
i cant even understand why the fuck people uses "hacks".

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Post Engineers

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>>160054974

>>160081238
it's not even super effective in this game

with a vacc med, no hacker can stop you, unless he has some dick sucking friend working with him

>>160082516
Wait, you can get unique Prinny Machetes?

>>160083134
yes
you can get them at the mann co store

why tf2 is better than ow

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YP34TGQPgwo

>

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iblgJnTgNzc

>playing as spy
>see enemy spy
>do a small crouch dance to acknowledge i saw him and don't actually give a shit
>run past
>he does the same
starting to wonder if i really am a double agent, i just want to fuck shit up and i know that spy does too. its a great feeling to see enemy spies fucking shit up in the top right

>>160082640
>with a vacc med, no hacker can stop you
wrong. first off, most medics don't have vaccinator. it is the most rare, it is the hardest to craft. secondly it doesn't matter if he doesn't dominate two players, he will continue to dominate the other players without a vaccinator pocket, and has a team of players just as many as you, probably more as people will leave when they see a hacker.

>>160084293
go away roflfag

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>brimstone contract

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>https://youtu.be/4Mr_DzJYJTg
>[ Use Your Revolver ]

>revolver kills: 13
>knife kills: 32

>>160085107
>me when i play spy
>revolver kills: 7
>knife kills: 2, one of which was a butterknife at minimum health
why do people suddenly turn 180 degrees metal gear solid style, am i really supposed to believe that every single pub team i play against is comming

>>160085523
well how close do you uncloak? also players like me turn around every 4 seconds or so, so watch out for people with common sense, go ambassador and snipe some fags and harass engineer for a billion years with red tape and cloak and dagger

>>160086065
i never uncloak directly behind someone unless i'm sure they installed the game 45 minutes ago
also i run stock revolver most of the time because i just like my festive one and i like the extra damage without having to headshot

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One day they'll release the killing gloves of boxing in Australium. One day.

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>soldier stack
>pyro stack
>scout stack

>was in a queue for ghost fort for probably over 30 minutes before i gave up and closed the game

wtf

med*c is mean

>>160089282
id?

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What's with the absolutely cancerous casual matchmaking recently?

>insanely onesided 50% of the time
>30 seconds left of the fucking game
>nearly empty server

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http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28595246

buy this hat

friend price 30 keys only

ta

Ded

whats a decent usual that every class can use?
cheapfag here, I want to look like a sparkly autist but not spend too much money.

>>160092390
eh buy a normal hat unusual are in poor taste

Do you think people are really upset with the state of tf2?

>>160094209
I'd say a good amount are.

It used to be easy to pop into to a server and have stupid fun. Now with MyM it's focused on the objective and usually has one side be steam rolled.

Not to mention how long it takes to join a game if you're not going to community servers.

>>160094302
>A good amount
You have to remember that the amount of people who play this game as more than just a casual hat/dating sim are a very small minority. Most of the playerbase are retarded 12 year olds and third worlders. These players are the reason why casual is so shit, despite having such a promising launch besides the queue issues.

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLB0VEUerBY

>>160094302
>How long it takes to join a game
Soloq takes less than 30 seconds to find a match, though if you're queuing with 2+ people it's absolutely unacceptable.
>Focused on the objective
You say that like it's a bad thing. Why is it such a bad thing to play the objective in an objective focused video game? If you want to be a shitter and play friendly or whatever, go join a "fun" server or something.
>Usually has one side be steamrolled
Git gud. I've seen my fair share of rolls, from both sides, but even more than rolls I've seen good even matches where everyone has fun. If you are constantly being rolled I think it's time to stop blaming your team and seriously take a look at your own playstyle.

>>160092390
>Cheap
>All-class
Have fun with that.

>>160094750
>Git gud.
I am decent. I usually top damage in my teams, it's just hard to combat the other team when a good portion of mine is afk or worthless.

There's just balance anymore.

When do Merasmissions handed in cap out?

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>>160085523
>footsteps
walk towards them with revolver first if no noise (gunfire, rocket, grenades, minigun, sentry) around curtain your tippy tappy footsteps.
>decloak noise
decloak at distance at best, decloak closeby but time it to curtain it with gunfire noise again.

>Is a harvest event mission episode

>>160097874
Man, the artist sure fucked up with his layers there. Hair behind the eyes? Nice work, dumb fuck

>Pyro complaining about how our team can't do shit
>Check scoreboard
>We have 5 pyros
>They have 3 heavies

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>>160097954

>it's a helltower full of mini sentries episode

>>160098903
i hate reruns

>>160098903
at least helltower is a bigger map where you can be a cloak and dagger spy that camps the engi. Harvest is to small to do that, they had a mini and a heavy with an unusual on the point in that fucking corner and i cant reach him with spy or other class because there was that aimbot sniper with no unsuals and just a renamed unique AWPerhand.

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What fucking moron at Valve decided that not being able to sap buildings during Truce was a good idea?

>>160099817
I cant believe that you can still build on truce.

>>160100025
Problem is that you cant stop Engineers from building. The only way you can stop them is to make the whole map a non-buildable area and then that causes problems with already built buildings and also setting it back to buildable. You can however stop the sapper weapon from "Firing" but since the build PDA doesn't "Fire" so to speak, its not really possible

What's the easiest way to grief nowadays?

Is there an exploit that hasn't been fixed yet?

>>160100447
What's that one map where you gotta collect 88 souls to win?

Camping the gate and not letting the other team score. Just Quick Fix a Heavy and stand by the gate. Wait till dudes drop from the portal, kill 'em, score with their dropped souls, and they'll call you "Hacker", and shit

>>160099817
>>160100025
The only saving grace is that the average pubby is too oblivious to abuse this, I've had 4 eyeaduct/ghost fort contracts since the update and it was business as usual, nobody else seemed to be aware of the changes.

>Pit of death
>pocket combo collecting souls and constantly healing due to the souls
>pumpkin crits constantly
Just kill me more

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is this the real life

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is this just fantasy

>>160100993
Double dragon all the way

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thats what you get for killing me

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What is this door?

>>160100993
>>160101112
>entire team being organized

blasphemy

>>160101765
when people leave the underworld they pop out from there

Good night, Irene!

>tried to teleport people off a cliff on upward
>only got 3 people
>not a single one flipped their shit in chat

Man I need new griefing techniques.

>>160101112
>pocket vac medic in the background
what a fag

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>>160102961
I'm a big fan of pocket vacs
very very helpful
keeps me alive while snipers have a go at sniping my hat off

>>160102623
gotta go with the classics

like pretending to be an enemy spy and making your teammates chase you

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>stop to stretch for a few seconds midgame
>spy with an unusual thinks im afk and uncloaks behind me
>180 and kill him
>accuses me of hacking and tries to get me kicked
>leaves the server when it doesn't work

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>opened 7 crates
>didn't even get Burly Beast

Why do I keep doing this?

>>160103801
boi you couldve gotten a burly beast from the market with that emone

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>>160103801
>why would someone do this

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>still got 5 days before my trade hold ends

I just want to trade shit already valve, come on.

On a side-note, I was just rewatching the tf2 shorts and am again amazed by the quality of voice acting, animation and storytelling. Nothing, animated or real-action, has topped them for me yet.

>>160103998
Need that one person history

what's your favorite thing about mee

>>160104567
When you shut up and fuck off

I want everyone to shove their dicks down my throat

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I love the part where I'm the one and only BasedViva

I'm blessed

[VEG] [VEG] [VEG] [VEG] [VEG]

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Post Demomans

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>>160105561

>>160105693
>not even having 100 kills on your grenade launcher

why spend so much money on a weapon you dont use?

you couldve used it to buy a better bike or something

>>160106153
Iunno. When Aussies became a thing, I said "Hey, lemme buy all the ones I can get in Lv 69". It was a horrible idea

If I knew how to even ride a bike, sure. Oh, well. At least I don't spend insane amounts of money on TF2 anymore. Just gotta keep on living with the mistakes I've made

>>160106312
Raffle them

>>160106390
So bums like the majority of tf2g can leech off my wealth?? Nah, get a job instead, you NEET degenerate fucks

>Minimum wage job
>Still lives with his parents
>Fat, short, and Mexican
>Wealth

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>>160105561
The floppy locher is floppy

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>>160105561

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>>160105561

>>160105561
What the hell is that supposed to

>>160105693
Nice unusual

>>160106585
>Employed
>He's a family man, so he helps with rent and shit
>All his blessings can't be held in some small, skinny bitch body
>Short fella, but his blessings tall
>Half-Mexican
>Plentty of disposable cash

Dude, BasedViva sounds amazing as fuck

>>160106853
Thanks. I wish it hadn't tanked in price, though

>>160106921
dont sugar coat it, youre lost

>>160107084
Lost? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9z8NUghpGc
I'm lost? Nah, I know exactly where I am

So, any one willing to sell their Creepy Crawly Crates?

>>160106853
It's a Japanese School girl

I got a samurai set, a Scotland set and a Japanese School girl in the winter set

>>160107221
I have a few if you want to trade

>>160107264
mmmmmmno it's not.

>>160107498
Sweet.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198153041223/

>>160107503
Are you calling me a lisr

OK something's not adding up here.

According to the game I've done 40 missions total, which would mean I did the 14 last year and 26 this year. But the event's not over yet and we're supposed to be getting 26 this year, one a day, and I never did any extra.

Then, looking at my items, I've got 26 contract reward items from this year, not counting spellbook pages and cases. BUT, I've done at least two transmutations, which should bring that number down, since each loses me two items in total.

>>160107594
Anybody who has had the Steam Mobile Authenticater up wanna sell me their Creepy crawly Cases?

>>160108383
post trade link ill send you some

>>160108607
>>160107594

>>160108971
He means a trade offer link.

>>160109121
Alright.

>>160109205
..Do you even know what the TO link is?

>>160108607
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=192775495&token=ktORszIq

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Why letting people build during Truce is a bad idea

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>>160109525
>they still lost both rounds

>>160109525
>he cant deal with engineers
lmao look at this nerd

>>160109525
Just go Spy.

>>160110064
Dealing with Engies isn't a big deal. It's having to take a break from doing what you were originally doing to focus on a Nest is what matters. If building a nest during a truce wasn't a thing, we wouldn't have to worry about spending 20-30 seconds to take it out

>>160110457
shut up healslut bagboy

>>160110457
>pocket's personal anus licker telling something about dealing with nests

is poker night 1/2 going to have a sale anytime soon? i wanna get items and shit play poker and shit

>>160111101
1. Buy it
2. Unlock all achievements
3. Get items in game
3. Lock all achievements back
4. Refound
5. Download it from torrent if you are actually dumb enough to wanna to play this trash

>>160110694
"BasedViva, you're absolutely right, but I hate you, so I gotta call you names"

I'm an alpha Medic. Healsluts are those bottom scoring bitches who only pick up the game to heal their man. I heal The Homies. We carry teams. We're not bottom scoring bitches
Also, Cashiers do the bagging themselves

>>160111096
Because I can uber a Demo to take them out. Of course I have a say in TF2 play. I'm BasedViva. I'm the greatest Medic around

>>160111101
winter sales coming up
i say wait for that

>>160111453
>heal their man
Thats exactly what are you doing though.
>I'm the greatest Medic around
I bet every tf2g who have more than 30 hours on medic are better than you.

>>160111645
Healsluts heal their boyfriend. I heal my best friends. Therefore, I am not a healslut

>>160111645
You'd lose a good chunk of your cash, then. Save up and don't bet against BasedViva

>>160112109
>Healsluts heal their boyfriend
Thats exactly what are you doing though.
Ur are filthy pocket shitter anyway. No excuses for that.
>You'd lose a good chunk of your cash, then.
I do not lol. You and your pub shitter heavy main boyfriend will be wrecked by any ugc iron players combo.

>>160112368
I'm straight, though. And my girl would be the one healing me, not the other way around
We're straight though. And we've decimated other Heavy/Med combos before, so give it a shot, put up some money, and if you lose, donate the money to charity

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>Upgrade PC to a 16GB ram and Nividia card
>TF2 now looks sexy as fuck and runs at twice the FPS

It is good day to be giant man


also post heavies

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>>160112648

>>160112609
>And my girl would be the one healing me, not the other way around
So you are girl to your boyfriend? I don't really understand what are you trying to say.
>we've decimated other Heavy/Med combos before
I'm talking about someone who actually played this game more than 6 hours.
>give it a shot
I'm played this game for 1.3 hrs per last 2 week and abviously not na.

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What the fuck is this that has appeared on Loadout.tf?

"Unusual cap"?

>>160113016
awarded to people who made an unusual effect
the cap comes attached with the effect they made

>>160112942
Clearly you don't understand anything if I'm saying what's said in proper English

We check the hours of dudes who go crazy on mic or chat. Surprisingly enough, they've usually got over 1000 hours

>"I am scared after all, so I'm not even gonna bother to walk the walk after talking the talk"
Mhmmm. There it is

>>160113016
>not reading update notes
hahahaha point at this person and laugh

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>>160113128
>"I am scared after all, so I'm not even gonna bother to walk the walk after talking the talk"
Lmao you think i'm lying? I would easily beat you and your ls boyfriend if it will be possible to play on the same server with ping under 150.

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>>160112648
>just got a rig with a 1070 in it
>120+fps
Feels good.

Oh, look. It was the russian dude all along. Almost forgot all about him

Game's over. I win by default

>mexican complaining about russians

you cant do that

>>160113704
>Game's over. I win by default
Gay beauty contest happening somewhere else, you came in wrong thread.

I just reinstalled after a few years of not playing.
Man, what a great game this is.
How's everyone doing?

>>160113105
Why award unusuals must be always with ugly hats? Volvo why

Yo, russian dude. With all the actual homosexuals and/or trannies in tf2g, did you ever notice that you are the one who talks about gay stuff the most? Every single time, you shitpost "BasedViva is gay. He's a homo. His best friend is his gay boyfriend. Gay this. Gay that". It's as if you don't know how to say anything else. You want me to be gay this bad. As much as I tell you I'm a heterosexual, you always come back with "Hee hee, you're a homosexual BasedViva". I told you once before, and I'll tell ya once again: I'm not interested in you. You clearly want me to be gay so you can hook up with me. I know it's illegal in Russia, but you wanna be with me this badly. I'm not a homosexual. Your fantasy of me being gay will never be fulfilled. Either come back with new material, or keep your gay fantasies to yourself

>>160113795
I kinda can when it's the same nonsense every single time with that kid. I'm here talking about Team Fortress 2, and he has to make gay claims

>>160113927
What stopped ya from playing it in the first place? I wish this was 2012-2013 TF2 again
Doing well, though. How about yourself?

>>160113927
I'm doing pretty good. I was just playing a couple of round of jailbreak and decided to check up on how things were doing in /tf2g/. Looks like the usual bunch are still at it today.

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>>160112648

>its a viva writes a walltext episode

sighhhhhh

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J09aeeBVtk

>>160114814
Those are the rare ones, too. I gotta record it so I can watch it back later

>>160114684
>What stopped ya from playing it in the first place?
my gpu couldn't handle 3 cosmetic slots
It's a really well designed game, it still holds up

>>160114698
I wish custom gamemodes were more popular where I live. all the fun gamemode servers are in counterstrike

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>>160114684
>gay bagboy got triggered and wrote wall of text
Wew lad

>replying to tripfags

You know you're the reason it is still here, right?

On the subject of hitpoints...

Be it that heavy weapons guy has the most amount of hit points, it follows that the heavy class has the most potential to survive on the battlefield. Coupled with his ability to fire on any enemy instantly with the use of his hit scan shotgun, the efficacy of the shot gun heavy become apparent. No other class, save a shotgun wielding battalion's backup, compares to the shotgun heavy.

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>>160105561
I hope I can get more stuff at some point

Woah, look. There it is again

He's gone and lost every single discussion he tries to be a part of, from here to eternity, with one single reply. Congratulations

>>160115137
>Giving me attention while not replying to me or saying my name

You know you're basically doing the same thing, right? Thanks for the subscription, man

>>160115137
>You know you're the reason it is still here
I don't think i am the autism and loneliness of him.

>kill someone as pyro
>they cry wm1
Are they trying to justify being killed by a pyro?

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>>160115235
>I-i win i swear guys! Showed him! Please read my graphomania. I am not gay, you are gay! And want my ass! No!!
Please continue

>>160113704
lmao you are mexican

>>160115235
When will you just leave?

>>160115260

Baddies always cry when they get killed by pyros.

If flamethrower damage:
>Wow nice w+m1 skills kys

If reflect:
>Wow nice airblast spam kys

If flare:
>Wow nice flare spam kys

If axed:
>Wow go back to 3 years ago kys

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>>160115143
Shotgun Heavy is actually really good for smaller fights when revving your Minigun isn't worth it
the only downside is not being able to use the Sandvich, and that's enough to turn most people off of using the Shotgun entirely

>>160115143
despite the differences, minigun and shotgun act almost identically

both suck at long range but shred at close range
the upside of the minigun is the crazy amount of damage it outputs and the fact that you basically cant miss your target

however if you were to put a shotgun heavy against a scout, the scout will undoubtedly win every time because of his speed and double jump, while heavy will just try to sluggishly try to jump up or down, and get killed in 3-4 shots

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>>160115143
>a shotgun wielding battalion's backup

>>160115602
When 4chan doesn't exist anymore

>>160111101
Black Friday soon.

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>>160117619
ah, yes, one of my favorite events to watch
american culture truly is fascinating

>>160118032
Online shopping has helped a bit. A ton of stores are doing month long deals as well.

>>160118032
>asda
>american

>fighting with viva
newfags will never learn

>tfw 3x as many pistol kills as shotgun kills
>tfw pairing funslinger with pistol

>>160118357
black friday is an american thing, thats spreading to the world
but it is originally an american thing

>all these new weapons
it's almost like playing a new game
I'm glad I'm back

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>Check gay furry porn artist's page
>Stary is listed on the commission list
what
I'm almost positive it's actually stary, I just checked it because someone posted in /d2g/ about how they just snagged a slot

>Being surprised that a /tf2g/ poster is a degenerate furry

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>tfw have to work tomorrow

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>Gravetalk is now enabled
>Get to hear all the maddie baddies crying about "omg no skill stickyspam noob"
That's what finally sold it lads. I'm back from Overbotch, forever.

>tfw even medic bots don't heal demomen

>>160122494
>tfw medic bots are better than pub meds

>its a pocketed concherorblackbox soldier with kritz round

>its a austrailum black box solider

>Boot up the game since my server's alive.
>Keep getting spammed with the merasmus contract messages.
>Find no way in the options to turn them off.
Guess I'm not playing TF2 for another week or two.

>>160123937
just wait 3 days you dumb

>>160123937
Did you try doing the contracts?

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>>160112648
I wish I actually played heavy

wheres the best place to get robot parts to complete kits

>>160124708
Check Geel's bots first. After that, Outpost is your best bet.

>>160123937
- it ends in 3 days
- spammed? how?

>>160124658
Merge 1 and 3.

Describe your 'perfect' community server

>24/7 product
>no-crits, no spread, etc.
>24 player maximum
>always full moon
>no autobalance during rounds
>end of round scoreboard shows top 3 from both teams
>when there are fewer than 8 players, becomes TDM
>all-talk enabled when there are fewer than 12 players in the server
>trash-talk between rounds
>class limits of 2
>1 medic bot on either team if there's room and there are between 8 and 22 players

i may be making a tf2g server soon-ish so it can have a few people on it once or twice and then die

>>160125736
>24/7
>Perfect

>>160125736
>no-crits
lmao casuls

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>>160051509

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>>160112648

>>160125736
do it faggot

>>160113625
Whats the rig? I'm considering getting a new computer.
Got any sales links?

>>160126539
can you upload the other versions too

am i an insecure faggot

>>160127130
who

the name field exists to be used

the gun exists to kill yourself

oh
:r

wew
that was fast

im fast
*goes*

How the fuck do you get a picture to stay the same color on the Conscientious Objector?

>>160128083
literally the first google result

>>160128083
there is a guide somewhere but im too lazy to look for it
i bet ryuke is going to post it soon anyways

>>160127130
How dare you imply such a thing, I am not insecure as I love myself and everything about myself, especially all the things people hate me for and bring up when they tell me to leave and never come back. I am also not a faggot, although even if I were, there would be nothing wrong with that as we live in a beautiful country blessed by God. I am also blessed by God. I am God.

>>160128860
pinkie pie's punchers

>>160128860
boy killer

>>160128860
did you seriously got killed by this

>>160128860
kurt cobain's microphone

>>160128860
pOw hAhA!! xD

>>160128860
tickles x3

>>160128860
gun