/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

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first for memes

second for demo

>tfw im a demo main that mainly uses pipes and forgets the stickies

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Space Cowboy

>Just reached 2300 hours
I'm surprised it isn't more
I'm even more surprised that some people have more than twice this amount on a single class and nothing else

I main Heavy

>he mains heavy

>he's heavy

>THICC

I main Scout

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why does casual mode out of all things feel like it has a forced win rate? you can't explain getting the retard team 5 times in a row against at least 3 player stacks

i wish the menu showed wins and losses instead of this cowadoody kd shit

>>159870861
Dunno. I haven't won a game now in two days. I'm getting tired of 1/2 the team being spies on offense or defense and not having any support trying to take out defenses.

>>159870861
>why does casual mode out of all things feel like it has a forced win rate?

Overwatch general is that way

>>159870861
It doesn't. Ive won way more games than I have lost. Probably a 75% win rate

>>159870861
>Forced win rate
Retard. You're playing with people who only play TF2 on Halloween. That's why you keep getting the retard team.

>>159870861
Its literally random who you get paired with in casual. You are just bad.

>>159871339
>>159871407
>>159871428
>>159871449
Wow, look at all the Valvedrones

>>159871538
Wow, look at all the bad players

>>159871736
I play Scout for a gold highlander team so fuck you

if you disagree with me youre a shill

this is the state of the internet 2016

>>159872041
LOL
>>159872109
Fuckk off shilll

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Post Scouts but only if you don't play him in a gold highlander team

>>159871339
>paying for a f2p game
no thanks, you can enjoy unboxing loot boxes for witch mercy though

>>159871428
but it used to happen before halloween too

>>159871449
valve also said you'd be matched into a fresh game with players of similar skill instead of jumping randomly into an in-progress game, guess what happened with that

>>159872109
Welcome to /x/ circa 2011

>>159872364
>no thanks, you can enjoy unboxing loot boxes for witch mercy though
You are incredibly dense

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>>159872364
>this entire post

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>>159872364
Oh, maybe you're just bad then?

>>159872260

>>159872364
>valve also said you'd be matched into a fresh game with players of similar skill instead of jumping randomly into an in-progress game, guess what happened with that
Yeah, in matchmaking
This is casual you are complaining about

>>159867424
>robo 3rd gen
Disgusting

>>159874965
>he still doesnt have all of them
honestly never post again

Do I have to actually aim with the short circuit now, I cant seem to delete rockets

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>>159875210
I'm sorry anon, I'm hoping to get some for christmas

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>>159874965

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>>159872109
I had to turn off facebook because this kind of mentality bled into normies

>>159872260
fast

>to go harvest
>its a scunt faggotry round

>>159877160
>pub scouts are a problem for him

>>159877220
>australium+unusual is a normal pubber

>>159877354
>He spent money, therefore he's good at the game

>>159877160
>harvest contract
>its a cuntslinger enemy team

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>go to any pub server
>5 character lowercase noun name soldier main with medic
>dominate one of them
>release some epic binds on chat
>both of them leave the server instead of switching to some other class like spy because I play sniper

why can't pocket fags get good?

>Dumb frogposter making up stories to look cool in the thread again

>frogposter
>uses binds
like pottery

>>159877581
every god damned time
harvest is perfect for demoknight faggotry too

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>>159877834
>>159877867
didn't know you 2 posted on here
next time I won't dominate you, deal?

frogposting should be banned

>>159878152
It counts as avatarfagging.

>>159878379
now only if public banning was still a thing

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>be me
>enter server
>50 seconds left
>all good because i am the tf2 god
>demo soldier heavy medic on point
>all with unusuals/killstreaks/australiums
>half of them have eye effects
>meatshot the medic, pick up his crit pumpkin and kill the heavy
>demo picks up a crit pumpkin too but cant hit me for shit so i kill him too
>soldier was bushy shooting at me but missed every shot because i am the tf2 god
>shoot him twice and he dies xD
>unusual wearing sniper tries to shoot me but i sandman cleaver him from across the map while im capping the point
>half of them leave all while saying "fucking hacker noob scout" and "kys fucking tryhard"
>cap the point and save the round
>next round soldier and heavy focuse exclusively on me
>kill them and dominate both of them as well as their entire team
>heavy switches to gunslinger engineer but still cant hit me for shit
>soldier starts using the crutch box, still cant even land even one rocket on me because of my godly movement
>win the round even though the next person on the leaderboard had less than half my point

too bad i didnt take a screenshot of them raging in chat, it was beautiful

>be me, most feared soldier main in the entire universe
>join server
>enemy team immediately steps down and my team wins
>they call me victory by default

>>159878651
I'm BasedViva. People call me BasedViva

>>159878732
blaris still likes me more then u biba

>be meme
>join server
>stay in spawn trading players with few hours for their dank items
>spam lennies in between
>topscore

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I main Huntsman Sniper

Ask me anything

>>159878920
Do you like to compensate your lack of skill with pure luck?

>>159879005
how do you know he has a lack of skill

>>159879005
You make your own luck

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>>159878920
do you use the festive huntsman for maximum hitboxes

captcha:potts bend

>>159878920
do you prefer the huntsman or fortified compound and why? [4 marks]

>>159878920
why are you wasting a slot

>>159879005
Since they fixed the hitboxes Huntsman has become fucking hard

>>159878752
He doesn't even remember you

>>159879005
Yes

>>159879118
They both share the same hitboxes

>>159879123
Huntsman because it can be strange

>>159879142
Because I'm playing a dead game so I might as well have fun with it

wow you guys are fun

>>159878920
What's it like being a god?

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damn i had a dream i was doing halloween missions and had fun and then i recieved a spooky scattergun and spooky bat (festive versions of items with purple and orange lights)

and i also had fun

it was literally "oh you want to have fun in tf2? ha! in your dreams"

>>159878542
>things that never happened

>>159879379
Its the best

>>159879750
well, this is what happens when you becmoe too skilled for your own good i guess

as i said i dont hvae a screenshot, but its not too far fetched tat retarded pubbers like ypu would never believe me unless you saw it with your own too eyes

>>159880038
nice spelling there champ

>>159880038
sure thing kiddo

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what do you guys think?

>>159880564
faggot

"I'm 17 and have SUPERIOR cosmetic tastes"/10

>>159880038
Obvious typos make it too clear that you're baiting. Apply yourself.

>>159880564
Cute.

>>159880564
would natasha/10

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>>159880564
also this one

>>159880564
I like the unusual and normally think the bunny antlers are pretty cute but the purple/clipping/fastlearner/skins ruin it

>>159880702
painting everything the same colour doesn't make it look good

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Huntsman Sniper is the best class desu

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>>159880702
and this one

>>159880764
not always but i like it :)
>>159880628
yep>>159880631
danke>>159880764
i have a little drummer man with chromatic that i switch out the fast learner for sometimes too, but i prefer the fast learner. i also have a few other scatterguns and secondaries that get swapped a lot

>on their team: two spies that always disguise as pyro and three snipers
>on your team: you topscoring by 80 points and three snipers and three spies as well

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>>159880115
>>159880194
>>159880631
pfffft
see this is the exact respons i was expecting from mere mortals like you
i went beyond the skill ceilings of the game
i am able to predict every player's movement patterns just from looking at the scoreboard alone and plan 50 steps a head
even if you put the top 6's team + hl team against me i will stilll be able to create an unloseable strategy

dont believe me if you dont want to and call this bait all you want, it doesnt change the facts

>>159880878
ugly as fuck
>>159880564
maxs and BoA goes well dunno about the shirt
>>159880702
you should have painted mask green or other color to make a contrast. Or just leave it as is.

>>159881228
that would clash, not contrast :\

How did your season go?

Did you make it to playoffs?

Did your team fall apart during scrims against a mix?

>>159881379
in a scrim got put up against a team of two of their actual players, the other 7 were plat mercs

>>159881256
Nice crosshair faggot

>You can drop and pick a soul in Pit of the Death to make unlimited points

Nice game, is clear that valve doesnt have a properly test team.

>>159881256
whoa beerus sama in the flesh

>>159882492
they have 3 people working part time on the game

>>159882492
People who work on tf2 dont even play it

>>159881379
Any season that isn't Summer is a blessing

Don't know yet. Jets don't seem to be going anywhere. As for the Yankees and Mets, they came up short ..again. Not into Basketball, but I don't think the Nets will do anything

Uhh, don't think so. I only watch the games, I don't watch Practice squad shenanigans

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Ambassador sniper is fun

>>159882731
Even for dota 2, some challenges are very hard to do.

>>159882867
This is true, i hope they do something like in csgo, where you activate an option for beta updates to test them.

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>>159877652
>5 character lowercase noun name soldier main with medic
why the fuck is this so common

>>159883393
Fads. They come, they go.

>>159883393
>tfw 5 letter uppercase name soldier main
>tfw actually good without pocket

>>159881379
gonna play my last match of the season tonight

were definitely in playoffs but this match decides if were 3rd or 4th seed so its kind of important we do well

team is really shifting into gear to prepare for playoffs, we have a lot to work on

>>159882871
why do you come here if you dont even wanna talk about tf2?

>>159884510
I do wanna talk about TF2, though

I'm just waiting till TF2 does something good again

>Eyeaduct
>Monoculus spawns
>My team has three engies
>Instead of spamming directly on the point, they put them on the cliff, on the side passage, and on top of the walkway
No one had fun that game.

>2fort
>enemy sniper was using aim hacks
>server disabled vote kick
>forced to play the waiting game
some people just love to feel special without earning it

>>159885502
they did

>map
>thing happens
>something else happens
>more things
opinion on those things

>>159886827
oh for fucks sake you ruined my shitpost for just a couple of seconds
delete this and delete yourself

>>159887014
eat shit and die kiddo

>>159887110
no you

>tf_matchmaking_join_in_progress

is this some hidden casual setting or mvm setting? seems to reset itself when you open the casual menu

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r8 it lads

>>159889050
>>>/v/

>>159889050
>>/csgog/

tfw u enter thousands of raffles

>>159889050
thats the most /v/ loadout ive seen this month

>>159889313
I'm almost at 20k on crap.tf

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>>159889313
>tfw you enter tens of raffles

>>159890579
medic should be just as easy to pick up as heavy, and sniper should be harder to pick up


scouts really easy to pick up and so is soldier and demo. as well. The only classes that are somewhat difficult when you start the game is spy cause its just a bunch of shit that relies on other people and you dont know how other people play.

>>159890579
nice youtube screenshot

>>159870861
>>>/d2g/

I haven't won a scam.tf raffle in over a year

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Im comp now

>>159890579
>thinks sniper and engineer is easy to master

top fucking kek, come back when you played some high level competitive.

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my gun

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R8 my scout

>>159891457
cringe, but ironic

>>159891457
Bad

>>159890854
sniper is litearlly just clicking heads rofl

>>159883393
Star_ did/does it a lot with Jerma when they went/go pubbing.

>>159891585
t. bad who exclusively plays baddiewater and 2fort

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>bag boy calling someone else loadout bad
So chickity-check yo self before you wreck yo self

>>159891658
t. protecting scout main

>>159889050
would taunt/10

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>>159891680
My loadouts are the greatest, though

Post Medics

>>159891978
Dont be mean to me, I know you hang out in b's drawthread.

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rate me

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>>159891978
Not really. It just looks like random shit thrown together, desu. Why are you wearing a plague mask with the mirror? Why is the bird there?

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Daily reminder to stand your ground

>>159892059
Remove badge. Get a hat that doesn't clash so much with the rest of his outfit.

>>159892052
I know I do, too

>>159892079
Why are you wearing a fedora while out on vacation?

Because White Energy. Because Archimedes is the reason I decided to be a Medic player

>He doesn't wear a fedora while on vacation
Get a load of this nerd.

>>159892443
I stay in and sleep while on vacation

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post pub loadouts

>>159891585
yeah, and the other classes are "literally just clicking bodies" so...

>>159879160
Oh so it wasn't just me sucking huge donkey dicks with it, now i actually have to aim? I knew it felt different

>>159893019
but u don't one hit every class in the game

>>159891585
Kind of. Sometimes you miss and hit their bodies.

>>159893420
>he can't one hit every class as any class

LOL

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>>159892863

>>159884810
*pyro

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>>159892863

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Ok so I'm at anight impass, and I need help. I unboxed a klotzky kick unusual unusualfier but I don't know whether to use it now or save it for after the Halloween event.
If feel like it'll be a big gamble as I may get a shitty effect afterwards but the Halloween effects are not bad.
Help?

>>159894436
Pyro should be great again

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Why does this map exist? Being spawncamped by multiple Monoculi was bad enough, but at least they couldn't come inside spawn and camp there too.

my friend hates me

>Can we get a real sentry and not a mini please?
Says the sniper with 5 kills and 25 deaths.

>>159897098
Scream Fortress is ruined by the Halloween gimmicks

>>159897369
iktf
Just played with a sniper who had literally 120 hours in the game
Somehow we still went 2-1

>>159895832
It's always always always worth less once applied. Same goes for KS kits and paints and whatever other special snowflake shit you can apply.

>>159897506
>Spell spam
>Every halloween boss at once
>Pumpkin bombs
>Pumpkin crits
I'm still wondering who thought this was a good idea. Why do they let 5 year olds submit maps?

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>>159895832
LADS PLEASE I NEED YOU EXPERTISE

>>159897596
OK I might hold onto it then, then agin I don't know, I wasn't planning on selling it.

>>159897596
pretty sure they added all the spells and shit

>>159897596
Forgot the ghost. God damn, I hate that fucking ghost.

>>159897676
No u

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>>159892863
gg ez

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Why is this cosmetic so hated?
It seems very inoffensive and its just hair

>>159899518
It's bad hair

>>159899518
Why the fuck would the fat bald Russian have a samurai hairstyle?

>>159899843
Russia and china are touching, Anon. If Misha came from Siberia, he probably passed through the People's Republic of China at some point on his journey

>>159899518
I think that hair looks fine.

>>159900351
Whats a Misha?

>>159900637
>He didn't read the TF2 comics

>>159900698
>He reads

Does anyone have a solution for the horrible size on the ambassador crosshair?

>>159900786
Change your crosshair

>>159900637
pottisman

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>>159900734
>he's illterate

>>159900919
Say what you want about the illiterate, but they got Trump into the white house FUCK YEAH

>>159900919
>He fell for reading the comic
>He will still keep waiting for the next comic

>>159901052
>Not acquiring any TF2 canon avaliable

>Jump in water on Moonshine
>Die
???

>>159900351
The Russians and the Japanese fucking hate each other. Just because they're close does not mean that they are friendly.

>>159901109
>Caring about the canon and lore

>>159901138
Heavy is one Russian, not an army. The dread knot may have been a way to keep his cykablyat heritage under wraps while going to America.

>>159901206
>not wanting to know the fictitious world of Hat Defense 3

Why is Soldier so fucking easy to play?

I'm tired of teams being who can stack more soldiers to win.

tfw you don't have anything you really want so you gamble instead
evens and i open an #83
odds and i open a creepy case
0 raffle

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>>159901495
This hard.

>>159900847
It goes back to being huge you retard.

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>>159901515
well we are doing this

>>159901807
raffl in 168 hours pls

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>>159901807
owo what's this
>>159901997
nah fuck that
we raffu now
http://tf2r.com/<uv0haq.html

>>159901565
>>159901495
Seriously, a team of 3+ decent soldiers can roll any pub game.

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some dreams do come true guys :>

>>159902790
Cute
Was that from a giftapult or is ryder someone important?

>>159902790
>his dream was owning a shtty csgo skin

>>159902872
Are you ever going to get tired of posting this?

>>159902868
Ryder is an up-n-coming Heavy main and youtuber

>>159864164
>tfw cant play pyro for fear of losing ability
>tfw play pyro only when drunk so the effects dont last
>tfw still fragtacular as soldier the next day

pyro curse wont take me

>item and matchmaking servers will be down for 15 minutes to allow for maintainance

update incoming lads, ladettes, and lad*s

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>>159903809
:0

>>159902790
>Spec. KS
>not Pro
This needs to be rectified immediately, Anon

>>159903809
>>159904014
What the fuck is going on?

>>159904014
>81 megs
How big does a "didn't change shit" update need to be?

>>159904159
an update. what part about that was confusing

>>159904180
>>159904159
>>159904014
stay on target gentleman, this may get firey

>no update notes posted anywhere
how is this allowed

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=25548

Replaced convar tf_teamtalk with tf_gravetalk

When enabled, living players can receive text and voice chat from dead players
When disabled, living players cannot hear the dead, regardless of team
Removes the odd behavior of tf_teamtalk wherein living players were exclusively unable to hear dead players on the other team
Defaults to on, except in Competitive matches

DEADTALK WAS FIXED

>Updated mvm_mannhattan
>Fixed Sentry Busters sometimes staying at Gate A instead of attacking the sentry gun
Holy shit I was just complaining about this during the week here and no where else.
Is... is Valve here? Are they among us?
Bring back Quickplay and normal Valve pubs you fucks

>>159900637
>Misha
I believe Huolong Heater

>added a regular cap to give unusual effect contributors self mades
I feel like self made sparkles would fuck up the unusual effect (like how sparkles on the sniper pipe/vest became orbiting planets), so i have to guess its not going to have them.
So its just a special hat. Which is still neat.

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>>159903112
He's getting popular? Nice.

>Still no fix for this bullshit >>159897098
Has anyone actually ever seen the RED team win on Brimstone?

Anyone's proof of purchase disappeared? Mine is gone from my inventory and I'm pretty sure I didn't craft it or nothing.

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my dick

>>159904927
Did you search for it? You might've just missed it.

>>159904927
did you move it around in your backpack recently? restart tf2 and check again

Is the game down for anyone else?

Replaced convar tf_teamtalk with tf_gravetalk
When enabled, living players can receive text and voice chat from dead players
When disabled, living players cannot hear the dead, regardless of team
Removes the odd behavior of tf_teamtalk wherein living players were exclusively unable to hear dead players on the other team
Defaults to on, except in Competitive matches

Thank fuck, I can finally shitpost from the grave

>>159903809
>15 minutes
It's been an hour already get your shit toghether valve

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Discord channel when?

>>159907694
join the irc fucking retard

>>159907793
Discord>IRC

>>159902790
nice

>>159907853
maybe if your view is that irc isn't enough like facebook

>>159907853
discord sucks ass. All the people that would join discord are already in irc and not moving.

Mumble > all

>>159907987
>7 people talking at once
Mumble: No conversations happen
IRC: Every conversation happens

>>159907853
Discord = IRC
they both have different focuses, Discord aims to kill the behemoth Skype, whereas IRC was the first, and best "IM" service with hundreds of interfaces and options, it is one of the most versatile IM platforms out there. However discord let's you talk to other people without having to fuck with the port or server addresses, and does so in a lightweight, not-malware platform that is both simple and aesthetically pleasing.

I like both, but I still prefer Discord over Mumble and Teamspeak. I'm lazy, I don't want to have to fuck with IPs, port extensions or any shit like that. I just want to shitpost on the Internet.

>>159908218
If they're fucking apes that love talking over each other, you'd have a point. I think a small, normal group of 3-6 people can let one person talk and follow up until after they're done

But you just said there's 7 people talking. No conversation with 7 people talking??
20 people typing at once. Nah, I don't wanna have to read fucking conversations. I'd rather say them out loud

>>159908935
>a small, normal group of 3-6 people
There's like 30 people in the IRC right now. Only the dead can know peace from that evil.

>xhe replied to b*sed v*va

>all these fixes to MvM
iron gauntlet 2 b h pham

>>159909362
So only a few select people would be allowed to get in my Mumble, clearly. As for other ones with a cap of 50 people, I hope their dudes chip in for the server

Edit: Are captchas fucked for anyone else? As in it takes like 2-3 tries before you can check off the boxes and verify for the check?

>massed flies is worth less than confetti

wtf? massed flies is god tier in terms of original unusual effects

᠎>he still greentexts
lol

>>159909991
How do I do that?

>>159909991
please dont tell him please please please

>>159910309
oh okay whatever youre just memeing

>>159910309
Can't find it. But that's because I'm looking in the appchanx settings. Oh, well

How much does scrap.tf pay for >>159902138?
I put it on the market for 15 quids but i want to know how fast can i sell it

>>159912869
JUST TAKE IT OFF THE MARKET FOR A SEC AND CHECK YOUR DAMN SELF

FUCK OFF

I just bought a collector's boston basher for 7 keys

Did I do good

>>159913391
yes you paid 17 bucks for a red name good job

>>159913298
jeez no need to get uppity, just say that you don't know
besides it's untradeable so it wouldn't show up
>>159913391
well it's not like there are going to be many others so idk

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>>159913463
But it's a blood red

Like the color of the blood the basher leaks

Good night peeps

>>159913738
17 bucks

> An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include:
>Updated tf_gravetalk setting for Competitive mode to be on by default
You know Valve, maybe if you didn't make stupid decisions in the first place, you wouldn't have to fix them later.

>>159916178
dont be hard on the clueless interns
they have a whole bowl of spaghetti code to deal with, and its very hard on them

What is a good question to ask /tf2g/?

ask me

not that one

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that was a shit question

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nice team balancing valve
everyone who leaves is simply replaced with a player who is queued up


ebic, simbly ebic

>>159920457
>hiding your username
>using shit memes

makes sense

ded

>>159923025
new merasmission in 2 hours

>>159901138
I don't care about japs.

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To Heavy players out there.
I've been using Stock over Tomislav as my primary but I really want to like Huolong Heater. Does it have any use besides payload maps? I've been jump revving like crazy but only usage I found to be through KGB (because limited range and chews ammo crazy), and perhaps against Vaccinator Medics. It can be a mini-Brass Beast from up close due to fire ring damage and 12%~ more damage (effective) over Stock.
Anything I'm missing or should I keep using Stock__?

>>159924153
huoong heater is literally a crutch and a waste of ammo

Sooooo when are they going to nerf the BB? Shit's nearly broken in pubs.

*buys you reddit gold*

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>>159925736
They won't nerf how bad your teammates are ever.

does anyone wtb some painted pink graybanns gifted by ryuke

he was mean so i dont want them anymore

i wtd

>>159925886
you what

>>159925914
she said she wants to d

>>159925914
im embarrassed to say

>>159925846
adding to this i will sell it for like half paint price

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>>159926231
>half paint value
Welcome to the party

>>159926291
ok .4 of the value then or i can just remove the paint if its that hard to sell with paint

>>159926319
You'll always at least get the value of the hat, people looking for the exact color on the hat make it harder to find but people will pay for it. Most people you can persuade to give you a bit more if you threaten to remove the paint before you trade it to them if they won't pay for it.

The hell? I just got a new Merasmission and it's not even 3:10 am yet.

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>>159927249

>get a creepy crate along with a transmutation
>it's untradable and unmarketable
gee thanks

>>159929565
>vavle network news
But at least he was dedicated enough to get all the CoD achievements

good moring

ive heard i can now shittalk the person that killed me is that right

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My two most played classes are Demo and Engie.
I need to pick one to main for a team my friend is starting but I cant decide.

Should I build sentries or destroy them?

when i used to play on a $400 laptop with 250 ping all the time i would put a pencil in my mouth and bite down on it whenever my game lagged

>>159930417
drunken man of explosions

>>159930319
yep, without having to wait until you're alive again

Flip a coin

Or roll for it

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alright
how do i salvage this

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:r

>>159931715
Give it to me.
Or find someone that will give you like maybe 10 keys for the shittiest hat in the game.
Even worse than the spy top hat with a rabbit in it.
Thats just a shitty rendering of an ok idea.
Turkey hat is just all around shit.

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>>159931715
less shitty pic

>>159932221
i think ill paint it operators overalls but i dont really know where to go from there

>>159932298
Regardless of what you paint it its going to be bad as the hat is all around shit.
Maybe see if there are any all class hats that can cover it, but I don't think there are.

>>159932336
obviously its kinda meme-y but i think its comfy
plus the effect is good or at least flashy

>>159932441
I like the effect yea.
But the hat its on really makes it worth nothing like value wise.
If you like it though keep it.
At the very least get the chicken bucket taunt if you don't already have it.

>>159931906
Lmao

About fucking time

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http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28595246

buy this hat friend price 30 keys only

What's a good paint for the juju? I got it in balaclavas but it's a bit too dark for my tastes

>>159935207
after 8

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You are at the club with your girlfriend when this guy slaps your ass and compliments your loadout. What do?

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>this is what Im dealing with

>>159935848
at least hes acting pretty mature though

>>159935848
>tfw you will never be a kid again

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>>159935302
>your girlfriend

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>>159935302
>You are at the club

>>159935302
pop uber

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>>159935302
>compliments your loadout

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>>159935302
>compliments your loadout

>>159936374
source

>>159936527
exhentai.org/g/658433/c99ab836f5/

>>159936584
thanks maybe i'll check it out

>>159936584
how 2 sanda panda

When I first started TF2 I mained Engineer and for about 500 hours I not once built a minisentry, even on attack, because I considered building minisentries to be weak and giving up.

I'm still half convinced of that opinion but I now see their usefulness

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>>159937075
>because I considered building minisentries to be weak and giving up.

>>159937281
What does this image mean?

>maining medic

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>maining

>add a guy who finally came online in days
>he doesnt respond
>he doesnt even click "ignore friend request"

jstustjgausdhsgjajahja

PLEASE RESPON

>>159937868
>want to sell an item
>find a buyer
>he's online
>send trade offer
>4 hours later
>offer still pending
>cancel offer and sell item to some autobuy bot

not like I wanted that sick 2 scrap profit but jesus, how hard is it to check your trade offers every now and then?

>>159935302
I like your photo

>>159940097

Thanks.

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>Hehey guys! lets put a spell into this game! dont you think spells would be cool as a halloween addition?
>oh hoehyah totally spells dud lamo
>okay what button should we assign to cast them?
>oh how about the one RIGHT NEXT TO THE TAUNT BUTTON
>oh the one where you have to break your hand to get to?
>yeah that one!
>sure no problem!!!

no it couldnt have been mousewheel click or something, it HAD to be the button thats at the center of the keyboard, right next to the button that makes you immobile for a few seconds

>>159940647
bind MOUSE3 +use_action_slot_item

>>159940647

Rebind it, idiot.

do people unironically think their sfm avatar is cool?

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this guy joins your game and slaps vac's ass
wat do?

>>159942717
i remember when one of those snipers joined a game, started spamming the lines, and in between he started apologizing and saying he cant turn the cheats off
it was hilarious and sad at the same time

>>159940647
are you fucking stupid
or am i fucking stupid for responding to a troll
tonight, we find out in a special report

>>159942717
Laugh at him cause he 100% is sad virgin or 11yo kid who got bullied in school everyday.

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This guy joins your game and is the most horrific thing you have ever seen.
What do?

Again I put out the call: does anybody have a link to the TF2 video with someone getting REALLY mad at being called adopted?

>>159942508
whats wrong with having an anime avatar?

And I don't wanna be an old man anymore
It's been a year or two since I was out on the floor
Shaking booty, making sweet love all the night
It's time I got back to the good life
It's time I got back, it's time I got back
And I don't even know how I got off the track

SO WAKE ME UP WHEN ITS ALLLL OVER
WHEN IM WISER AND IM OLDER

>tfw Trump wont actually kill the gays

>tfw the tf2 playerbase consists of neet autists and 13 yo third worlders

time to move on to overwatch

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Im a fish dragon

>>159946715
see you in a few

Question for the thread :

Do we have any scrapbankers/people willing to sell me weapons for cheap? I just started playing TF2 again after a couple of years and I'm missing some staples.

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it's over tf2 is finished

>>159946856
kike.tf

>>159946860
The only thing that bothers me are a couple of the new weapons.

>deus ex pack
>g36 for sniper
>awp for sniper

Basically re-do all the sniper class weapons.

>>159945850
Pence will though.