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>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4
>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
>https://vanilla.tf/
>Implying anyone plays the game
AAAAAAAAAAA
Boipucci
soldier is the hardcounter to faggots
>Linux
Post
..
Iunno
i know!
post fursonas
>>159674604
mine is a skeleton-kin
>>159674604
mine is a robot-kin
preferred pronouns: 000, 010, 011
>>159674897
that looks retarded and is a stupid idea
>>159674897
very nice
>>159675081
stop triggering 011
>>159674604
>>159674604
literally a fursona
>>159674604
>bought my fourth strange scattergun
someone explain to me why im doing this
>>159674604
Intercourse.
>>159678576
Traded one of my unsualfiers for this Tin Gallon, feeling like I made the right choice.
>>159678819 no
>>159678819
hahahaha
>>159678819
What taunt?
You more likely than not got gyped though dudebro.
>>159679062
I see you
>>159678819
>Robohat
Why?
>>159678819
>>159679173
>>159679634
what do you mean?
>>159679693
>robo hat
>miami effect
you played yourself kid
>>159680078
you have me mistaken
>>159674604
>>159674897
>000, 010, 011
>not NAND, NOR, XOR
You had one fucking job.
https://www.twitch tv/pelt1111 why aren't you watching our guy right now
>>159674897
>>159680078
It's Disco
>>159674604
Mine is a Homo sapiens-kin
Preferred pronouns: Man, Mankind,Man's,
>>159678819
>Robo hat
>3rd gen
hilarious
>>159674604
pootis :-P
DEAD THREAD
>looking at unusuals
>hat being sold by Uncle Dane
>check the profile
>this guy brought a Miami Nights Danger, painted all his cosmetics white and brought an aussie wrench just to pretend to be Dane
Why?
>>159685346
autism
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28581840
buy this hat
why do so many people have green paint cans with spheres as their profile?
is it a placeholder image or something?
Fufck
>1992
heh
>>159680494
>NAND, NOR, XOR
>not just NAND or just NOR
Get a load of this guy
>>159689424
you need three pronouns don't you?
>>159687391
http://steamcommunity.com/actions/GameAvatars/
I wish ster came back
there's literally no more good tf2 content out there, aside from that cancer, uncle "engie main" dane
>>159689502
They can all be derived from NAND or from NOR, both of which are complete on their own.
>Giving a shit about TF2 Youtubers
>>159689941
>tfw a bio major
>tfw only half finished my CS minor
I can't remember half the boolean logic shit desu, I'm surprised I was even able to recall NAND and XOR
>>159674319
>microshaft winblows 2000 NSA's backdoor edition collectors edition 2016 win9 edition
>>159689946
BasedViva and Blaris is where it's at, though
Tagg's channel is pretty nice, too
>>159689946
>"watching people play video games is a meme :^)"
>>159690380
viva you have more dislikes on your videos than actual views
Watching other people play video games is on the same tier as watching someone else watching a movie, desu.
>>159690524
I don't have over 500 dislikes
>>159690524
Watching a movie is a passive experience, you fail.
>>159689791
>Uncle Dane
>Cancer
He is literally the anti cancer. He's made a shit load of videos on how to Engineer properly rather than encourage bullshit memestrats
who is the supreme tf2gfu
Me.
rate me.
>>159691795
classy
i love my tf2gfu
>>159691795
2010/10
>soldier can't make it to our match
>enemy team says they will deny all our ringers
>get our engie to go soldier and we get one of our engies to play
>2-0 them anyway
>>159692676
i <3 u
>>159691034
No.
>>159691795
Would pocket/10
>>159692921
so how is Uncle Dane cancer then, I fail to see your logicI know this is /vg/ but I still, for some reason hold out hope for Anon's intellect.
>>159692921
An argument isn't just contradiction.
>>159693085
Best of luck with that.
epic brony medic main
Uncle Dane is a fine youtuber, like it's just his intro skits are fucking retarded
>>159692676
http://www.ugcleague.net/forum/showthread.php?5058-Good-Game!/page210
for context
>>159691034
>videos on how to engineer properly
>engineer
>properly
If that doesn't scream ez cash grab, I don't know what does>maining engineer
>>159693274
do tf2 players role play as the class they main? Does he pretend he's literally an engineer is a rocket launcher?
>>159693085
>>159693184
I just got here bumping this thread, im sorry for hurting your feelings on your tf2waifu.he is shit though as every tf2 youtuber
>>159693586
what
>>159693801
are you brain dead or something
Pyro primary - Freezer
>25% less ammo
>M1 consumes 1.25 times the ammo as normal M1
>M2 consumes 2 times the ammo as normal M1
>no fire after effect dot.
>m1/m2 puts out fires
>m2 keeps enemy pyro flamethrowers from workign.
>m1 slows enemies
>m2 will freeze enemies solid in a few seconds.
>m1/m2 will reveal cloaked spies and disguised spies.
>m2 will freeze water surfaces solid for a few seconds. allowing pyro and others to walk across it.
>m2 used below the surface of water will create floating ice blocks. enemies floating in water hit by M2 will freeze into an ice block and float to the surface.
>holding m1/m2 down for too long can cause pyro himself to freeze up.
>>159693947
are you?
>>159693947
what
>>159693970
What
>>159693438
>not providing arena denial on last and mid
>not using dispensers to block off sniper sightlines
>not turning 6v6 into 7v6 with a well placed minisentry or three
>not being an annoying little shit making the opposing team focus you rather than your combo, allowing the medic more breathing room
>not disrupting bombs with the minisentry knockback and pistol
>not finishing off retreating opponents with your little aimbot
Gunslinger Engineer can be viable in 6s under the right circumstances, while he is slower than a scout he still has decent DPS with his mini and can be a slippery bastard if you know the map well, and have a medic with good aim
>>159694214
>playing engineer on 6v6
>>159694720
>not having fun in pugs and trying new strats
The meta is stale I tell you, stale.>being a frogposter
How is the sandman balanced.
furry soldier
>>159694958
because you get extra points
>>159694958
Only really effective against heavies, otherwise you're gimping yourself.It's still a bad weapon.
>>159694958
looks like somebody got cleaved
>>159695101
t. iron player
>>159695101
>being able to 1v1 anyone with one well placed m2
>bad
>>159695329
Scout is already the best 1v1 class in the game without it, though.
>>159695403
>being able to 2v1 anyone with one well placed m2
>bad
>>159695458
Scout is already the best 2v1 class in the game without it, though.
>>159695573
>being able to 3v1 anyone with one well placed m2
>bad
>>159695714
Scout is already the best 3v1 class in the game without it, though.
>>159695859
>being able to 4v1 anyone with one well placed m2
>bad
>>159696024
>Linux
>>159695403
>be against good solly
>get air blasted
>wtf noob solly play a reel class
>>159696184
Scout shits all over soldier, are you high or something?
>>159696067
what
>>159696067
>being able to 5v1 anyone with one well placed m2
>braindead
>>159696289
>be against good demo
>get piped into death
>>159696293
>>159670790
>>159696353
Is this a joke?
>>159696392
enjoy ur crutch class
>>159696303
Scout is already the best 5v1 class in the game without it, though.
>Linux
>>159696594
>being braindead during a 6v1 with one well placed linux
>sandman
TF2. It runs on linux.
>>159696794
Scout is already the best 6v1 class in the game without brain damage, though.
>m2s
>>159696874
>being able to install linux with just one brain dead m2
>7v1
i play tf2 on ubuntu only
>Play matchmaking
>Medic decides to charge into enemy team alone
>Tries to snipe enemies with Blut
>Pulls out bonesaw to melee people
Why do people listen to tf2 memetubers?
>>159697001
M2 is already the best linux vs brain in the game, though.
>scout damage
>>159697069
ubuntu is horse shit install arch
>>159697223
>brain dead 8vbad any is able to
>one well placed m2
>>159697274
im gonna stop here tb h
my brain damage is too big for m2 linux ubuntu scout memes
>>9
>bad to 159697397v1 anyone with 2 well placed m1
>being
>Beating a dead horse v memes
One well placed brain dead m2
i miss pugs :(
>play tf2
fucked up
*tip chapeau*
>>159698715
*tips chapeau back*
>>159698840
Replace mvm badge with Made man and your spy would look much better
>>159698715
that is an excellent drawing. How long did it take you to learn to do that?
smoked out loced out ridin with the pistol grip
is there a mod that lets you inspect weapons without a skin
>>159699473
>>/vg/csgog
>>159699473
I thought now you could inspect all weapons. At least Ive been doing it and the only mod I added was a fps config and custom hitsound
>>159699473
why would u want to inspect a weapon
>>159699625
What are aussies?
>>159699702
australians are cuties
>>159699473
I think you can do it with plugins on your own server, but not sure about client animation overrides
>>159699057
I mostly draw in my free time, never got the chance to learn professionally.
1. you're main
2. can you do the process rollout
pyro
yes :3c
kys
>finally get put in a process pub
>it ends in 3 minutes
I did 4-aco-dmt yesterday and played tf2 the whole time. I didn't really play, I just went on a shit trade server with rtd and did the whole friendly thing.
I actually hate this drug but I was loaded up on xanax so I wasn't thinking straight. It was pretty much like being in the game and it's pretty cool to see textures move around and stuff. Like it's not just the pixels on the screen getting morphed, it's all relative as if the game was real. It'd be a great drug if it didn't feel like ADHD and make my jaw clench and hands swell.
Anyways I spent most of the time as heavy spamming pootis and engineer spamming gottam since this server doesn't have voice command restrictions. For the past couple of hours I've started hearing it in my fan. At first I thought the noise was coming from my roommates room but it's coming from the ambient noise in the living room and from my computer fans. It's about as loud as someone talking in the other room.
All I hear is "gottam gottam gottam don't that beat all gottam gottam meeediiiccc gottam gottam gottam gottamove that gear up gottam gottam gottam gottam". It's driving me insane. How do I make it stop?
>>159703347
explain
dead
I got a coupe disaster, painted it australium and named it "trumps hairpiece" haha
>>159707949
>hairpiece
>>159708183
super glue is magical, anon
>>159708183
>hairplugs arent a thing
>>159708882
Doubt it. It just looks like a clever combover to me.
>>159708951
Probably.
But the hair not moving doesn't mean he hasn't gone bald.
There are plenty of ways to accomplish it.
5 decides
>>159710052
Dalokohs Bar
>>159710052
Budget Fish Cake
>>159710052
5 decides
>>159710052
my wife's boyfriend
>>159710052
my epic
>>159710052
transgender
>>159710052
trump
>>159710052
Diet sports bar
>>159710052
my wife's excrement
>>159710052
gay bar
>>159710052
White guys fart in my face matters
>>159710052
chastity cage
>>159710052
gay bar again, I like that one
>>159710052
this rat
>>159710052
Dicks.
>>159710052
do 5s even exist? wtf
>>159710052
This bar is actually carob.
>>159710052
wtf
>>159710052
>"5"
>>159710052
omg
>>159710052
make tf2g 5 again
>>159710052
Mega force
>>159710052
lmao
>>159710052
Im pretty sure this bar isn't non gmo.
>>159710052
The Steaks are Raised
>>159711215
Winner winner
Gonna put it on and head to sleep
How do I avoid getting shut down so easily by sentries when playing Scout?
During last pushes I become almost useless
>>159715125
Switch classes or use bonk.
>>159715125
Don't go near them
Use the shortstop to snipe them
>engineer main
>get put on hightower
>plant a mini
>instantly bag myself three trolldiers
>they spend the entire game trying to market garden me
>they keep getting shot off course by my mini and landing next to me so I can finish them off with my shotty
>not one ever thinks to switch off of the Rocket Jumper
Are soldier mains mentally defective?
>>159716129
>>get put on hightower
>>plant a mini
You are why isis exists
>>159716408
T.soldier main
>>159716408
>implying its not tactically useful to shut down an avenue of attack for the enemy
Alls fair in love and war
>>159716129
>tfw no orange jew gunslinger
I have 32 keys. Should I buy a strange gunslinger and a cheap unusual (Probably aces high or something) or a nicer unusual and forget the gunslinger?
Who the heck is zemack?
>mann manor contract
>got the retard team again
>"you are it! xD"
someone end my suffering already
>>159716653
Hightower is built for fun.
I don't want to have to go direct hit just to shut some shit mini engi down
>>159717727
So you wouldn't mind me going with a level three on the middle tower
>>159717727
I find it fun shutting down soldier mains
Why does your fun override mine?
why does it feel like im always fighting 6+ soldiers
>>159719814
Because they're everywhere due to their mobility
>>159720196
2 shotting everyone with a huge aoe is kinda cheap too
Smoking or Steaming?
>>159721335
i prefer grilled
>>159721416
how do i upvote posts on four chan
>>159720558
Didn't know heavies had 140hp
Did Valve ever fix the bug where if you taunt with orbiting effects the effect appears in that spot next time you taunt and then very slowly moves across the map to you?
>>159721927
Oh good, that was the only thing stopping me from buying a memory leak unusual again
just kidding i have no fucking clue what youre talking about
Tell me /tf2g/
did I make the right choice
>>159724148
No, because it has no strange parts.
>>159724148
dumb phoneposter
>>159724148
cringe
would you rather be a cute girl or the best scout that ever lived
can i just look like a cute girl instead
maybe
i do not make the rules
wait
so then who does
god
whoa
Ammo crate is your god now.
ill take being a cute girl anytime
who the fuck even cares about tf2
>>159717287
someone who is blaris's new best friend
Friendly reminder to vote Trump.
>ameridumbs
7 names it
also http://tf2r.com/kmayuoi.html
desperate for votes already?
amazing
>>159729901
fuck my fucking ass
>>159729901
Don't Heal Niggers
>>159729901
dont heal jews
>>159729901
the big dick
>>159729901
Fisto
>>159729901
gun
>>159729901
ready to yiffcharge
>>159729901
mashallah
1 describes it
>>159730187
>>159730353
gun
>>159730353
i like getting rammed in th eass
>>159730353
you got dog fur in your dick
>>159730353
*boop*
>>159730353
maybe if i heal people enough ill make some friends
>>159730353
boom!! headshot
>>159730353
fuck in the ass
>>159730353
too soon executus
>on jump server
>race some guy for half an hour on jump_home
>have tons of fun, despite neither of us saying a word
>later he turns on the mic
>it's the voice of a 12 year old
>i'm now 26 playing 10 year old video games with fucking 12 year old third worlders
>no job
>no degree
>no money
>just tf2
depressing, isn't it
>>159730596
the guy on the left looks oddly familiar
>>159730531
>>159730596
why do dudes decide to look like that
>>159730596
>some 12yo better than him at rocketjumping
>>159730694
then don't ask for a roll, faggot
>>159730694
>filename
Better than some shit i've seen, trust me
>>159730695
to get laid
>>159730838i won the race, but i have to admit that there probably are tons of teenagers better at video games than me. my reflexes vanished as i got older
>>159730695
Both of them are totally okay. Right guy just have some weird beard.
>>159730596
>able to just play videogames and not work
>complains
>>159730596
>>159730902
At least I did it, not like the shitty cowmangler last thread
Would you like a second opinion?
>when you accidently buy someones fetish
>>159732536
THICC
>>159732536
>buying something from viva
Are you feel dirty yet?
>>159732231
yes
>>159733848
here
you are also ugly
>>159734304
its not a second opinion....
>>159734705
Why did you say you wanted a second opinion when you didn't have a first opinion?A second opinion doesn't mean a different opinion. Its when you don't think your doctor was right and you ask a different doctor. Who might very well give you the same prognosis of being a cancer ass faggot.
>>159736459
because the second opinion doesnt existsob
Nice one valve
>>159729229
Back the fuck off!?!?
collectors kits still drop right
>>159737772
No.
>>159737390
You don't like missing vmt man?
Hes the best class.
>>159737390
i wonder why they chose to make the valve missing vmt texture that colour
>>159738091
Look at Half Life 1, 2, Portal, Portal 2, and TF2
Find me a bright purple texture.
Hint: There are none
Its easy to spot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1xmXUrU6iw
pootin
why does sniper have an achievement for simply headshotting an enemy demoman?
>>159738215
>There are no bright purple textures in TF2
bruh
>>159738726
fuck niggers
>>159730596
Same, but i can find a job and i will start today.
>>159738215
ever heard of paint
>>159738726
Puns. That's the entire reason 90% of achievements exist.
>>159739089
i dont understand the pun
>>159739182
Socket to him
https://www.google.com/search?q=sock+it+to+him
Guys lets be honest, tf2 is a big mess without balance.
LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE /TF2G/
>>159738948
The texture for paint is greyscale.
The items are pink and green, but the texture isn't.
>>159739469
rate my pubstomp
>>159739469
>>159739469
>>159717204
get a nicer unusual.
is this normal or am i a superhuman
to be fair it was on turbine and i'm on roids
>>159741113
BULLSHIT! YOU DIDN'T CONVINCE ME! LET ME SEE YOUR REAL WAR FACE!
>matchmaking sends me to barnblitz
>we are getting spawncamped as usual
>look out
>sticky spam demo with 2 vaccinators and 1 kritzkrieg up his ass
>same avatars and names
one day i will get the stomping team
>>159739469
>>159741192
>Turbine
That entire map is a sniper sightline.
>>159741380
Stop playing Payload. Seriously, once I deselected payload I stopped getting stacked matches. Now I just get retards.
>when you pootis pow someone
>join game
>cart is being dropped into pit
>killed while being taunted at
I really hate the mym shit
>when you pootis
>>159743776
im gonna be completely okay because my country doesnt have meme presidents
>>159743776
Literally nothing would change. When has a presidential election ever affected your day to day life?
>>159743776
if he loses I get front row sit to /pol/ shitting itself
also nice video games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65OflyaUJPE
>smgs you to death half a hill away
The fuck is up with that?
>Scunt is top-scoring on enemy teamusername APT
>Kill him enough times to dominate him
>In the last seconds of the round, a pyro airblasts me in a failed reserve shooter attempt
>Rogue mini-crit scattergun bullet hits me, killcam shows him taunting
>Round over, in chat: "I am 100 times better than you, sit down"
how 2 use quickbomblauncher?
>>159745278
Step 1: press m1
Step 2: press m2
Hello I take this video game very seriously. If you have any questions about tf2, the state of the game, or just anything in general feel free to ask it here and people like me will try to help you.
>>159745278
you quickly kill them
did somebody say KILL
>>159739469
>>159741217
>>159745629
how do i become as good as musekl
>>159703513
A good deep sleep. Shutting your computer down helps.
I can't recommend a sleeping pill or anything there but I can recommend some herbal teas and tons of water. Xanax and DMT is not a good concoction to begin with.
http://theheartysoul.com/banana-tea-sleep-remedy/
I heard good things about anise, lavender and fennel trio too.
i meant who are you
me
idiot
oh
that makes sense
no bullying
>in the zone
>topscore as scout with over double as many points as the next player/topscoring enemy
>atleast 3 doms at all times
>only deaths were to random crits or stray bullets
>allot of newbies switch to scout after seeing how well I'm doing
>we still manage to win by a landslide even with some enemies switching to engie
Damn that felt dirty, I won't get a game like that again in eons.
what
>when the original using soldier is the topscore
i hate idiots
>>159747363
>not dominating the entire enemy team
psh
>>159747723
I'm bad usually.
>>159721901
its not fixed but doesnt happen if 'adjust unusual' isnt checked
t. orbiting fire owner
>>159747363
it actually feels pretty bad once you do it constantly
>>159747723
>entire enemy team
>10 people
>8 dominations
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>159747363
I can never really tell if a pic comes from dagashi kashi anime or doujin
what if the gentle mannes medal became multiclass
>>159748509
*manga
>>159748345
>both at 0 points
besides im not as good anymore
that was a one time thing
tfw bad at video games
tfw no fuccboi medic
>>159746328
practice and whine.
Should Scout have a way to deal with sentries?
>>159752002
bonk!
>>159752002
yes
ill gladly accept anything that shuts sentries down
>>159752002
sandman the engi and pistol the sentry instead of running at it like a retard.
If you cant aim then bonk behind engi so his sentry kills him and then take the nest out
*moans*
*stuffs a rag in your mouth*
shhh
dont make sounds
Post Scouts
>>159756256
rate
I brought this from the SCM
Which one of you was it
>>159756519
spoiler that shit/10
>>159756694
id/vibri
>>159756846
No, I'm the one that brought it
>>159756846
oh wow
i didnt actually expect to be right
>>159756256
>>159757090
Get a genuine piece of clothing you shit
>>159757246
Cardigan and Argyle Ace go so fucking well together, though
>>159757361
dont swear
its rude
>>159757535
I'm a grown ass man, dude. I can curse and it's fine as fuck
>>159757489
>unusual
>stock
explain this
>>159757959
Maybe he had a SU Scatter that he sold to get the Keys needed for the Mohawk
Well, /tf2g/, have you seduced him yet?
>>159756256
>>159758190
what IS this
>>159758298
Weebshit.
>>159758298
the product of our current anime loving society
That reminds me: Some little shit at work humanposted IRL and it was disgusting as fuck
So a mom and her two sons roll through the aisle. One son is driving the cart and making car noises like a dumb fuck. The second kid goes "I wanna drive. Lemme drive". Dumb fuck goes "Drive me"
FUCK
>Picking on small children
Never change, Viva.
>>159739469
>>159757959
>>159758057
Nah I just like wearing stranges only on my main. Stock weps are nice though, comfy as fuck
>>159678576
>Dat Money Store theme
Nice
>>159758625
>jewing
>dead
scope this sick profit
>>159760167
watch him cancel it at the last second
>>159760167
>You've been friends since 2013
Put more effort into it.
>Tfw someone is gonna give me their old unusual cause they're getting a new one
epicccccccc
>>159760342
picture was just declassified today
>>159758625
id/nid0king/
>>159760167
>trade held 1 day
>friends since 2013
>>159760342
>putting effort into shitposting in a dead thread
?
>>159760167
You lost cool infinite ammo laser weapons for a stupid hat you baka
>>159760441
You summoned me?
>>159760410
>2013 had trade holds
Now that's some quality shitpost
>>159760080
Looks like I've got a new spray
>>159760167
pretty nice
>>159760683
post ID I'll send you it as a spray when I get back
>>159760167
>orbit
i thought he was dead
>>159760347
tfw they gave me it
>>159761150
already done friendo. But thanks for the offer
Post builders
DONT
>>159764872
edgy retard with shitty csgo skin
kys
>>159764872
>>159760167
is this a scam
Reminder for those that aren't banned from crap.tf to enter this one, full of good shit and the odds will be high
https://scrap.tf/raffles/49BVFU
>Jim making raffles on crap.tf again
Whelp.
>>159767454
>tfw smart enough to not have fallen for the kike's bait raffles
>>159764872
>>159768425
>tfw cool enough to have been permabanned from scrap.tf before the gell kikery
>>159768809
what'd you do, call Geel a furfag?
>tfw normal enough to have a decent job and so i dont need to care about raffles
>>159769287
Preach. Unless it's for an Unusual worth quickselling, raffles are for the poorest of poor kids who think they need a 3 ref misc or a weapon with a bad skin
>>159768809
So before it was made?
>tfw 4 hour a week job
>>159762351
>mangled the image ruthlessly already, friendo
>>159768809
Hi Engio.
>>159769442
There's like 5 unusuals in that raffle, dude.
>>159769564
I didn't know there was a Raffle. I don't go out looking for them
>>159769525
Have you considered applying for a different job? That's generally what people do when their employer is a dickweed who cuts hours.
>>159769625
Have you considered reading the posts you're replying to? That's generally what people do when they reply to posts.
>>159769670
i've applied to other jobs but no dice so far
>>159769442
t. salty about being b& thanks to the Footstool incident
>>159769670
I read the post. He said he has a job and I chuckled because same. He didn't reply to the raffle
>>159769732
Except I'm not banned?
>>159769732
Viva genuinely doesn't enter raffles, though. In all the time I've been here, I've only seen him enter 3, and two of those were for the same item.
>>159769897
Just because he didn't directly quote doesn't mean he did not reply to the previous post. Learn to context clues.
>>159769897
>Donating to a Jew
holy shit, you're even more of a faggot than I thought
>>159769986
>$5 to become donor is a lot
>>159769938
The previous post. You mean this one?
>>159769986
$5 to get to the donator bots for that sweet Collector's Chem Sets build up is a good deal
what's a good hat that goes with the thirst blood?
texas is blue right now what the fuck
drumpf BTFO
only a clown like him could make Texas blue
>>159771846
>>159771963
what the fuck are you on about
>>159771826
Flak Jacket
>>159772058
Today's election day.
>>159772153
anything else? i don't really like the flak jacket
>>159771846
>>159771963
>49% votes in
>trump is ahead still
Stop the blue texas meme
>>159772153
so? its also gordon ramsay's 50th birthday
why does it matter
>>159772245
Delinquent's down vest
>>159772058
It's November 8th dumbass
>>159771846
>>159771963
no it isn't
>>159772337
that item looks like its clipping and i hate it
anything else?
>>159772309
>Presidential election is on the same tier as some celebrity's birthday
Nice meme.
>>159772330
shit dude I gotta get him a present
>>159772368
i dont fucking care
why are you not discussing politics in pol?
this is a fucking video game
>>159772414
loadout.tf
>>159772368
>inb4 Shillary contests Trump votes by blaming hanging bytes
>>159772458
but Anon, TF2 is RED vs BLU
the image he posted is RED vs BLU
therefore it's on topic
>>159772531
are you also going to say about how viva's offtopic discussions about gay marriage are also on topic because marriage rings exist in tf2?
>>159772458
because /pol/ is in full happening mode at nearly 80 ppm
>>159772709
yes.
>>159772709
to be fair the wedding rings can only be exchanged between and worn on male mercenaries
WHITE MALES THAT IS
>>159771963
>current year man memes
>>159772330
this is now a gordon ramsay thread
>>159772895
ITS FOOKIN RAWWWWW
Why is every kitchen nightmare owner from USA in denial?
>>159773024
american television is horrible is why
>>159773024
It's a TV show. It's all set up for maximum drama so that they can get maximum views.
>>159773024
they were good raviolis and they were delicious
Anyone has that clip with all the screeching violin sounds the USA version added?
>>159773098
Amy is that you?
>>159773185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeahDDyFhWY
uuueeEEEEEEEEEEE
>>159773342
>Recording your TV
>>159772895
>show starts
>Ramsay looks constipated already
>gets into the restaurant
>no customers
>the help is just standing around and looking completely inept trying their best to appear professional
>Ramsay sits down to order and immediately starts tearing apart the seat and digging up moldy chunks of sponge from out of it
>he orders a couple of generic dishes like "soup", "toast with a little bit of butter on it" and "hamburger"
>the food arrives after 45 minutes, no customers entered the restaurant during the wait
>in the meantime he overturned a couple of tables to check for encrusted filth under them and started to tear off wallpapers
>once the food is on the table he takes a microscopic bite out of the toast and leaves it on the very edge of the table
>takes a sip of soup and spits it immediately into the plate
>doesn't even look or acknowledge the hamburger
>"can I see the cook please"
>walks into the kitchen, which is in the basement
>the cook is sitting in a 5 year old open bucket of decomposing fish, completely naked
>raw pieces of chicken are randomly positioned on the floor everywhere around him
>ramsay closes his eyes and says nothing for 25 minutes
>>159774279
>we don't serve burgers here
>uuueeEEEEEE
>what?
>no, instead we have *absurdly pretentious and overpriced dish that wouldn't look out of place in a fine dining establishment*
>fuck me i came in through a bloody drive thru
>it's STILL undercooked
One thin crust pizza.
>>159774916
>thin crust
man i used to work at a domino's and every time i prepared or served someone a thin crust pizza i died a little inside. our thin crusts were like if you took thin strips of cardboard and stuck them in an oven. they're synthetic as hell.
>>159775149
Same with Pizza Hut.
Ya boys showed up on Getawhale's stream
>>159775205
i played with getawhale and he joked with me and said my name multiple times
eat shit
>>159775149
domino's literally had an ad campaign that said 'we were shit and we're trying not to be'I used to work there too so I know exactly what you are talking about, my favorite were the 'specialty' boneless wings that were basically glorified nuggets with pizza toppings
>>159775201
i never got a thin crust from pizza hut before, but i think i can safely say it would be at least marginally better than domino's. we didn't make any of our dough fresh, i worked with a guy there who worked at papa johns, and another guy on a construction job who worked at little caeser's and they both made their dough fresh.
https://www.twitch tv/getawhale/v/99932072?t=58m58s
>>159775246
He called me an enigma when he choked on following up on me
https://www.twitch tv/getawhale/v/99932072?t=01h06m36s
>>159775426
>Little Caesar's
Pretty sure they're even worse than Domino's and Pizza Hut. We usually order Papa John's here, but I got an aunt who swears by Pizza Hut's thin crust, because muh calories. Bitch if you actually managed what you're eating every day, you can have all the shitty greasy ass pizza you want.
>>159775205
>Medic
>Highest killstreak: 3
>>159775617
It was one of those games that was over in a flash. Pubbies don't know how to handle kritz heavies on 5CP.
>>159775574
little caesar's is so much worse because they keep their pizzas under a fucking heat lamp all day long, we kept ours in a freezer all day long
circle of life
>join helltower server for contract
>spawn in as a ghost during the end of the last round
thanks valve
Drinking the pain away
Yessss
>ghosting a streamer
>turning him into an alcoholic
what a shit person you are, viva
>>159776485
>>159776610
>bullying getawhale
stop
>>159776615
I didn't even know he was on the other team until the scoreboard at the end of the game showed him near the top. I told Blaris about it, and I went back to watch the vod because I can't not watch myself look good
>>159776647
I can't help that he sucked
>>>/pol/97166589
Where you at tf2g?
>>159777648
>(Dead)
explain
>>159777648
fuck off
>>159775205
first, who the fuck is this guy
second, why is he so bad
like really, he's using the DH and missing every other shot, his rocketjumps suck and his sens is clearly too fucking low
>>159778809
Getawhale's a popular TF2 personality. He's kind of a faggot, desu, they tend to be.
>>159778809
Getawhale. I don't know much about him. I just know that he streams, obviously, and he casts for
>competitive tf2 matches
I also remember that the MSM and Evan D'isco loved calling into his streams to shitpost
Iunno. 400 games and only Lv 66 sounds like a big no no. Maybe he only goes in to do DH Soldier. Which he ain't good at
I have like 475 games and I'm level 75~ish or something. Not everyone farms points with their buttbuddies on the easiest mode to farm points on.
who the fuck even pays attention to that shit
you can get matched into an ending game and it will +1 you game count without giving you any xp
this is literally just for your e-peen
Post runners
[spoliers] I would fuck her desu [/spoilers]
>>159778809
>doesnt know who getawhale is
old school dude who we used to hang out with on his stream before he was big
>>159779530
only thing you'd fuck is the spoiler tag
>>159779571
>we
who are you talking about
>>159779530
nice spoilers dude
is this a good game to level ratio
>>159780250
casual ranks mean literally nothing
anyone else's replies going through very slowly?
>>159781454
Nah
>>159781454
/pol/ slowing down everyone.
>>159781454
>>159781739
Nevermind
Sorta
>>159781454
Yeah /pol/ is imploding, 4chan can't handle the memes
>>159781764
makes sense
though im not getting this lag on other boards
>>159781918
I can't wait for Hiroshima to wake up and look at the bill for this month.
>>159782046
pic related
>>159782046
>>159782046
>4chan closes after twisting a frog into a racist meme
>trump becomes president and turns the country into a living memeactually kind of scared right now
https://soundcloud.com/rig/the-g-files
>>159673826
Anyone looking at God Emperor Trumps winnings?
>>159782474
reporting in
>>159782474
>tfw my entire family is devoted to shillary
tomorrow's going to be fun. i can't wait for the inevitable "i'm moving to canada" bullshit where no one follows through.
>>159782927
Canada citizen inmigration page has been constantly down ever
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/
>>159782927 Remind them that they should have renewed their passports SIX (6) weeks *before* the election.
>>159782927
I already applied for citizenship after the last debate because no one seemed to realize that trump is literally the least qualified person to hold any public office
>>159782474
Can't believe memes took trump into presidency
>Trump won fucking WISCONSIN of all states
We won guys. Nate Silver blow the fuck out once and for all.
>>159783564
who
im on 32 merasmissions how long before next one drops
This Halloween hasn't been entirely fruitless, I did get a new hat.
>>159784293
give you two refined for it
>>159784141
Celebrity election statician/ predictor. FL, NC, and fucking WISCONSIN went red. Unbelievable. Even Michigan and Pennsylvania are in play.
>>159784494
I love how almost every political site were giving trump low percentages of winning, and are now swapping the stats, once they learned they were gonna get btfo'd
>>159784494
Trump hat mod, replaces Mann Co Cap and Ellis hat. Supports paint.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B-s905y_wyxzaE1LYjZjbndQSXc
i want america to vanish from earth
>>159784753
Nice.
>>159784858
t.europe
>>159784753
>>159739469
>>159779638
>who are you talking about
mossy obviously (rip)
>>159779638
old tf2g
>>159786065
fuck off you arent me
>you arent me
yes i am
>>159786251
shut up you are not
>>159786251
yes you are me thanks for acknowledging
Post yfw Trump wins
vote for me for us presidnet
2020
we are going to o it
>>159788357
but I was voting Kanye on 2020
>>159788573
i will legalize gunsliner in 6v6
and ban pyro
kayne probably mains heavy you just cant trust him
>>159788753
gunslinger is unbanned in 6's now bro
cant stump global whitelist
>>159789047
>global whitelist
>globalwhitelist
>globalist
RREEEEE
>>159789392
But its a white list viva.
That should, on its own, make it better than a black list.
Trump just won
>>159789438
>blacklist
no way we're not buffing the loch n load again
ded
>>159791098
Your face is ded
what if you could throw your sandvich with GREATER SPEED if you held m2 down?
what if the sandvich had a cart outline when viewed by teammates?
what one of the weapons could restore sandvich bar (or 50% sandvich bar) on kill?
what if they made heavy actually interesting
>>159791483
just let heavy use his shotgun and sandvich together
i support a right to bear shotguns with lunchbox #videogames2036
How will Trump winning affect the price of keys?
i am voting vidoegames gguys
will you also legelize having sex with C ontrol P oints?
>>159791805
>videogames is drunk
>fuckload of typos in a post that is praising videogames
nice samefag LOL
>>159791904
haha L O L !
>>159791904
that wasnt me im texting my dad he voted 3rd party too
were all butthurt people said theyd vote 3rd party but didnt
>>159792092
laughed out fucking loud
do you really think your 2 votes could have somehow prevented the Champion Donald Trump?
>>159792237
we only needed 5%
he was polling at like 9% buyt only got 2%
TIL 7% of ameirca is a TRIATOR PYRO MAIN
>>159792290
what bro?
>>159792371
im starting my own country
USV
united states of videogames
the rules:
there are no rules
>>159787179
WE'RE GONNA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>159792604
>Not using a Dead presidents Coupe
7/10
>>159792604
hly shit that hair is sick
reminds me of Dio from JoJo
>>159792784
Theres only 12 in existence, none for sale and the price is shooting up
Darn
>>159791483
he already is interesting, relative to other classes
he needs to account for his speed and rev up time within combat while other classes are basically point and aim
i dpon't understand
>>159792604
>smoke effect
>medic mating call
lmao @ this poorfag
>>159793165
what's wrong
Can someone gift me a nametag so that I can give my strange cow-mangler a memetic 2016 election name?
>>159793710
id?
>>159793518
Eah, I'm happy with my meager 200 dollar backpack
Where can you see how many merassmissions you've done if you're using a custom HUD?
>Helltower mission
>Join in when my team is capping the tower
>Reach the bombinomicon
>Walk over it 5 times
>Mission complete
Thank fuck nobody reported this
>>159793710
how can you not afford 5 fucking ref
>>159794424
- stop using a custom hud
- check number of missions
- start using a custom hud again
>>159797098
>22
Neat, is the max 26?
>>159798228
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=25148
>>159798296
Thanks, i had checked the wiki but it didn't include the number
ded
Really ded
Everyone's too busy celebrating the victory we achieved last night.
Trump showed us the way, now /tf2g/ how do we make TF2 great again?
who is trump
>>159803743
POTUS A DISPENSER
>>159803716
You know, just talk to people in game about the things you need to be done so that your team can work together and win the round.
>>159758190
SEDUCE ME!
is crafting down for everyone else?inb4 >crafting
>>159787179
>>159805837
I was able to craft
Who getting ready for Smissmas here?
>be EU fag
>heard trump won in the morning
>oh hey that's good
>had a gloom day through
>open /tf2g/ at the evening
>memes memes errywhere
>laughed a ton
Should I move onto /pol/ for more laughs and shillary tears?
>>159791483
>what one of the weapons could restore sandvich bar (or 50% sandvich bar) on kill?
I support that idea, some bar replenish on hit would be cool.
>what if they made heavy actually interesting
rev up bonuses and small benefits after consuming a lunchbox would be cool.
>>159806938
going to be half assed as they're focusing on the Pyro
>>159808615
lets not kid ourselves here
its going to be half assed even with the pyro update included
>>159806887
shitI can craft metal, but can't craft hats
What does this mean? Does one get deleted and another gets unboxed? Is it being traded to private backpacks? Is there really only one or are there two?
>>159808829
i dont know, what's the fucking item???
>>159808829
It could be private backpacks, SCM or deleted
Sold all my trading cards for 1 key 1 ref and 2 scrap
>>159809152
None of your FUCKING BUSINESS, CUNT
>badwater last point
>sniper watching the turn
>go spy since there ins't one on my team
>get to sniper and see a razorback
>try for a taunt
I really did not expect something to work for once
>>159809262
sorry
>>159809419
Post em
>>159810052
2200 hours and I dont even care about achievments anymore
Turbine
Quick, I need a third cosmetic to finish this loadout with! What do I use?
>>159810695
A trash can.
>>159810695
some wicked sick jacket to go with it
>>159810695
dogfighter
I was reading tweets of local millenials raging about the election and I found an account @viva_based and I was disappointed when I clicked it and it wasn't the tf2 viva
>>159810897
https://twitter.com/BasedViva
talking about viva, i wonder if they'll deport him and/or his parents
>>159811059
they killed half jews and quarter jews and whatever part jews during the holocaust
so why wont they deport half mexicans and quarter mexicans and whatever else mexicans?
a half mexican is still a mexican, no matter how you put it
>tfw get called a cheater for being a barely good sniper that camped and got four dominations and an equal amount of charged bodyshots and headshots
you're only allowed to be a good sniper if you have an expensive unusual
>>159811872
I only wear artstyle cosmetics like the well rounded rifleman and the tools of the trade
>aimbot
>comp teams
>6 soldiers on enemy team
can we please go back to random fucking pubs again
this match making system is just shit
>>159811872
Personally i decide to never have unusuals anymore. Everytime i got it i getting tired ot it in less than few weeks.
>>159812325
the stop playing comp.
>doing a contract
>usual soldier medic faggotry combo on the enemy team
>switch to sniper
>kill med
>med drops a crit pumpkin
>soldier takes it and everyone nearby
s-sorry boys
at least i got the med, right
>>159813972
I still have no idea why the actual fuck crit pumpkins exist, because the minute an enemy heavy gets one, your entire team is fucked.
>>159813972
>soldier takes it and kills everyone nearby
ffs i fucked up again, someone kill me
Post great market finds
>>159814075
nah it makes sense
he could take the pumpkin and then take out everyone nearby
right
>>159814221
i think it was 40 cents more expensive than the cheapest one
>>159814221
that would be 12 us cents
>>159814221
Found a Collector's Killstreak Big Earner for the same price as a regular Collector's Big Earner
>>159814521
>Aerobatics Demonstrator
>.12 USD
What the fuck was that madman doing?
post pyro
>>159814363
what do the moonrunes say
>>159815036
i have no idea
>>159814749
>>159815036
it says Anime Club
>when pyros reflect with the backburner
>>159815258
애니메이션동아리부!
i got Animation club section!
man that was kind of fun translating this
>>159815258
>>159815392
huh
cool i guessnot rofl i dont play engineer it's a class for bottom fragging queers
>>159815512
>Engineer is for bottom fragging queers
u wanna fukkin go cunt?
reminder
>>159815565
fuckin A bitch lets go
post id and i will fucking pound you
>>159814221
still my most favorite skin
>>159815884
>having csgo skins
disgusting
>>159815923
its not even close to a csgo skin
>>159815923
they were free, why not?
>>159815623
MGE me u bitxh
>>159815923
>still bitching about Gunmettle
I bet you're still triggered bymy little ponytoo aren't you
>>159815992
it isnt free if i buy it with money
Asriel[][] and Tarkanoball are fucking cheaters.
>>159816032
that's literally just breaking the rules
>>159815623
74.91.119.93:27015
fite me u nerd
who /fellfortheorangejew/ here?
129 and counting
>>159816179
>>159816032
>na
whatever
gimme 10 mins
>>159816083
it is if you already had those funds in your steam wallet and you got that same amount of funds back through the event
hell, you might have even gotten those funds for free from past events in the first place
>>159816251
I have to go in 10 minutes, if you weren't ready to fight then why the fuck did you tell me you were
>>159816545
whatever i'm joining now
>>159814749
>>159811209
Jews also had Oskar Schindler to save a bunch of them. We've got Jesus who'll save and protect us
>>159816889
wow
you got a dead guy on your side
nice
>>159816576
Spawn on me
>>159814749
lol I dont even play pyro
>>159817034
>I dont even play pyro
>stranges have kills on them
fucking destroyed
>>159818987
post our sniper duel you cuck
19-20
>>159819036
that was a meme round it doesn't count
>>159815172
>click her
:x
?????????????????
>>159821668
init lads
things to do while waiting in casual queue
1. get up and stretch those legs!
2. grab a healthy snack
3. stay hydrated
4. find some groovy tunes to game to
5. get you're LOL on at 4chan.org/vg/tf2g
6. think of a wacky loadout to use in the next game
7. write a list of things to do while waiting in casual queue
>>159822103
i just click the medal a bunch
>>159822103
I just meme on Mumble
>>159822103
I wish you could fuck around your inventory while queuing, but valve is too fucking stupid/lazy
>>159822971
You're lying, right?
open_charinfo
>>159823097
are u srs
>>159823198
No, I'm BasedViva
>>159823258
blaris likes me more then u
Did you win today?
>>159816128
asriel is cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5WADmcCDO8
>>159825279
he has pancreatic cancer, btw
dun die tf2g
but what if i want to die?
>get top damage in all matches
>haven't won a single game
>>159829017
Every single team I get matched into has so far been utter garbage. Every single one. I don't even want to play anymore.
>>159829338
I like the game but a lot of players make me not want to touch it.
>blu team
>go engi since no one else will
>keep getting harrased by spies
>ask for support
>get none
>switch to demo
>'where is our tele at?'
>'no one was giving me any support'
I just want a lil help when you want help is all.
>>159830245
>Go engi because no other engis
>Immediately scoutrushed before I can even begin upgrading my dispenser
>No one else to help defend intel
Every time. I love it when the entire enemy team rushes the point and my team is apparently MIA.
>when you drop the medic in a match and everyone cheers for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvtQYsckLxk
>overwatch casual play about to get 1 class limit
>overwatch comp play has a rank restriction before playing
>tf2 casual play has 5 snipers 5 spies every match
>tf2 comp play has no limits, just buy a pass or have a verified account
this is not fair
why cant fat fucks at valve give a shit for their players
instead they will bloat the pyro update (if it ever happens) with dank maymays and eyesore cosmetics, fixing absolutely nothing about the class
>>159835119
holy shit, i left for a while, the pyro update still isnt here?
why do you people still have hope?
>>159835343
i dont personally
this game is slowly going to die off over the next few years as people realize how tormenting it is
>>159835119
meet your match is the worst tf2 update i've ever seen
the whole casual mode is a mistake and it was also copied from OW
>Overwatch is the only game on the entire planet with a matchmaking system
>>159836360
uh
who are you quoting
>quoting
lol
>>159837420
xd
fuck off you stupid bitch
>Eyeaduct contract
>Ah well, may as well get it over with
>Join server pretty fast
>Mission ends in 10 seconds!
Why is this still a feature?
>>159837757
youd assume they would do something, having people complain about this over and over for a few months, even since release of the update
but noooooo cases with cosmetics are actually really really important!
>>159837757
>doing merasmissions
I pity you.
>>159838719
I wanted halloween cosmetics for next year.
>>159838719
what a small file
>>159838924
gifs tend to do that
>>159839084
i dont care
>>159839198
why comment on it then if you dont care
>>159838719
It's getting me to play TF2 again, at least
>>159830245
shitters always expect support classes to carry them
>blu pyro in casual
>teammates bitching that I'm not preventing every backstab when they're spread out across the map and the enemy has a few good spies
>see a teammate walk into an obvious stairstab when I'm too far away to do anything
>"fucking pyro"
The short circuit is so satisfying to score kills with
>complete 5 contracts today
>not a single crate
I just want a fucking unusual Carcharodon....
>>159840787
inb4 cody once known as etc etc webm
>>159841383
Hi.
>>159840862
i think you would be in more disappointment if you DID get the crate
how do you even get hats if you dont want to fall for the tf2 meme again?
seriously feeling the itch to blow money on this shitty game.
That was close
Would have had me if I was 4 years old
>>159840787
Rmemeber the buff a few years ago? that was a fun week of demo and soldier tears
>>159840862
Post id and i'll dump a few on you
>>159842805
But...what would he have done? Trade you for it? I don't understand how this could've possibly worked
Did he expect you to make a two-part trade?
>>159842832
The Dapper Mr. Skellybones.
Thanks Anon, your awesome.
>>159842992
>id
retard
>>159843121
That I am....
>>159842832
STEAM_0:1:96387747
>>159842952
No idea
>>159843381
jesus christ youre dense
>>159843381
what the fuck are you doing
go to your profile
and paste the url here
>>159843486
>>159843553
Dear god... I'm fucking idiot...
>>159842832
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198153041223/
>>159842952
he links you to a 'steamrep admin' that's literally just a copy of the admin's real account and that account takes your items and runs
>>159843756
But why would you give your shit to someone else for nothing at all
>>159843883
the copy of the steamrep admin's account poses as a middleman, which is why they are impersonating it
the first one account that adds you is steamrep banned but you trade with the not banned one that gets all of the huge unusual inventory, and per steam rules the first account would get banned but not the unusual inventory assuming that steam actually follows up on tickets
>>159841383
>>159841971
A nice dude doodled ya boys Blaris and Viva with our GTA V meme apparel
It's lit
>>159843613
And as Punishment for my idiocy I shall post my gains from those two crates...
>>159845192
Could have gone better but I'm not complaining...
>>159845192
that hat's kinda cool
id buy it desu
>>159845364
It's going for 4 ref right now, but I'll go for 3.33 ref if you want it...
>>159845504
And now's it 3 ref... weird...
>>159845504
oh no i meant i would have bought it if i cared about cosmetics
but i dont
i still think it looks cool
>>159845814
Oh, sorry... Thanks I guess...
>>159835343
there's gonna be a second one
post good unusual effects
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=726435514
>>159846789
There are no good unusual effects, only ones out of the reach of mortal man and ones that are terrible
>>159846789
an actually decent effect for robo hats, nice
too bad it's in the meme update
>>159847281
how is frontline a meme update? i think the looks are actually decent
at least its not that fucking amazon mumbo jumbo bullshit
>want to play mvm
>don't want to use valve's matchmaking
>nearly all the community servers are 10x, infinite money, or sentry spawn servers
>what's the point in mvm if you don't have a challenege
>of the few vanilla servers that exist, 2/3rds of them only let you be a spectator, even if there's space
>>159847603
if there was a custom mvm map that let you had infinite money but was balanced around it, that would be cool
>>159842805
why do they always say they pay x amount of pures instead of saying keys or pure?
>>159847603
do what i do
buy two tickets
do your favorite mission
repeat the mission ad infinitum
i do agree that valve has to work on their algorithms a bit more
>>159847008
Nebula is amazing too bad the hats are shit
>>159846789
Nuts&bolts tier.
>>159850729
i disagre
>>159848019
>give valve money for having a shitty system
you are the problem
>>159851297
oh
are you sure that i am the problem?
not the thousands of unboxers who spend thousands of dollars on thousands of cases?
no, its the guy who spends 2 dollars on mann up tickets
fuck off cunt
>>159851650
>are you sure that i am the problem?
YES
>>159851769
way to go ignoring the rest of my post
you are also a problem
>>159851297
>>159851650
>>159851769
>>159851930
Ewwww you fags get a room.
>>159850964
I don't care.
>>159852354
then your opinion isn't important
post new cosmetics since competitive beta came out. i haven't been on since then
>>159852832
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Cosmetic_items
>>159853060
so there was one new update of cosmetics in like five months not counting the garbo halloween ones
>>159852464
Isn't important for who?
Jesus Christ Valve, I get that everyone's supposed to be too big for the Victory Lap bumper car, but did you have to make EVERYONE clip with it in one way or another?
>>159857746
Autism
Who would each of the mercs have voted for?
Scout: Didn't vote
Sniper: Forgot to become a citizen
Heavy: Trump
Engie: Trump
Pyro: Doesn't know what an election is
Medic: Trump
Spy: Hillary
Demo: Was passed out at the time
Soldier: Wrote in Reagan
>All these safeguards and obstacles
>Retards still manage to get scammed
>>159859026
>i was at school
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT
They're kids, of course they're guillible
Hats that no-one but you like
>>159859026
>#i went home in tears
lmao
>>159860224
>>159860401
That thing is so poorly modelled its amazing
>>159842805
When they say "sir" you can just instantly remove them.
>>159860874
Nah, thats when I call them out for being a bigot and not using the pronouns listed on my profile (Kill, Kills and Killyourself)
>>159860224
I've never seen someone else wear this, it's really underappreciated
>>159860224
Get an skullcutter y/n
t. Bottle user
>>159861731
Yes, go rape soldiers with those crits
Who is worse, Heavy mains or Pyro mains?
>>159860224
I never see anyone use it nowadays
>>159861883
Pyro
>tfw don't have any class specific winter items so i just put the tough stuff muffs and the merc scarf on everyone
>>159861883
Pyro mains are usually children and trannies who cant help being brain damaged
Heavy mains are usually older and have no such excuse
also I hear ridiculous things out of heavy mains like >tracking and >muh positioning as if the easiest class in the game by miles is actually fucking rocket science
>>159863291
Every time I try and play Heavy I die almost instantly so there is probably something to it
>>159860224
its very cute
>>159863554
You are either playing too aggressive or too disconnected from your team (or both), as long as you have around 200+ health and have teammates with you, you should be able to get out of most dicey situations
you should also fire your minigun for a bit prior to committing to a fight to get your damage and accuracy up
bump :v)
>>159680494
>NAND, NOR, XOR
Fucking kek
thread meme count: 23
im gay